Overheard conversation on train Pregant woman to friend: these hormones are crazy. I burst into tears yesterday because there was 1 muffin left and i thought it would be lonely.
I've not shaved my legs or underarms since last summer. I literally only do it in summer. Mostly because I'm disabled and need help shaving my legs so it's too much hassle 75% of the year but the 25% of the time when I want to wear dresses I do it.
Honestly, we should just normalise not shaving legs or armpits at all. Not saying it's bad if you do, but it's also chill if you feel more at home in your body if you don't!
True story: I had a male client who couldn't wait for his baby to start walking "because it will be so much easier then". Nothing anyone said changed his mind...until his baby started walking.
My cousin made a facebook post when her son started crawling that said "thank you everyone for letting me believe it would be easier when he got mobile, because it isnt at all"
when I was 8 months pregnant with my daughter I dropped my phone and it slide under the coffee table. I got down on the floor and reached under to get it but then couldn't get back up. I was stuck. my husband wasn't home. I struggled to get up for 30 min and then resigned my self to the fact that this was my home now. half under a coffee table. my husband got home 2 hrs later. he still makes fun of me for it and our daughter is six.
My husband and I are CRYING laughing over your story. I’m sure I won’t be laughing when I have a baby and I get stuck halfway under a coffee table 😬😂😂😂
My funniest pregnancy hormone moment was when I started crying because my son, who was still in my belly, had hiccups and there was nothing I could do to help him.
My daughter got hiccups between 2-5 times a day sometimes lasting a half an hour each time. I started feeling them at 27 weeks until she was born. They drove me nuts by the end! I couldnt believe other women didnt feel them because they were so noticeable to me, but no one else I knew knew what I was talking about. She had very frequent hiccups as a newborn
So, regarding that first meme... I work in childcare and I'm currently 30 weeks pregnant. I was in our school age class for the summer and two of our kids had the funniest conversation about me. 10 year old: wait, so how did you not know Ms.Brittany was pregnant? 7 year old: How was I supposed to know she was pregnant! I thought maybe she was just getting fat! 🤣🤣🤣 I almost died laughing.
Brittany Danielle When my brother was 16ish, he and his friends asked my Mum why a teacher they saw every day was off work. She laughed it off, they persisted. She said “boys, she’s going to have a baby, didn’t you notice?” Blank stares. 😂😂😂
I had to stay in a house for a couple months that had water with a high iron content (something to do with old pipes) while pregnant with my third. I absolutely hated showering there, it smelled sooooo bad 😣
Nah man, I slept like a baby last night, I woke up every couple hours and tried not to cry. Don't judge. I've been going to the chiropractor about it. It's a muscle thing in my neck that hurts like nobody's business.
Same! Well tech I never could get pregnant n I had a hyst already so I wont ever be. Stupid stage 4 endometriosis!! 😡😡 but i still love this channel! 👍👍
I wanted to say the same and was just thinking if it's appropriate to comment that. but I guess on her channel it's OK. she's so laid back and so much fun to watch.
My hormones got to me last week when my cat put his paw on my hand when I was having a rough day... I cried hysterically and he just patted my hand like he knew it was the right thing to do 😭😭😭 #pregnancyproblems lol
When she said that she use to play "it doesn't exist anymore" when she dropped stuff, it reminded me of something I witnessed this past summer. I was at a convention and I was in the elevator when a man and a very pregnant woman got on too. The woman dropped something and she looked down but didn't move. The man bent down to pick up what she dropped. She said "Thank you. I was just trying to figure out if it was important enough to exist anymore." Then she rubbed her stomach.
This is a good reminder about how difficult pregnancy is... because lately my body is like "have another baby! pregnancy is not that bad!" We forget so many things about what it's like... especially when I see newborns...
I will hallelujah that to the bank and back!! And for any person who has ever doubted whether or not the human brain really does block out traumatic experiences, every woman who has at least 2 kids is prime example that it happens. Because if the women vividly recalled the pains of pregnancy, labor and delivery.... they’d never have sex again, let alone have multiple kids!!🤣
My worst prego brain incident was going to Walmart to get bigger pjs for the big belly.. well In minding my business and head off with my cart. Only it wasn't my cart. .and the blonde toddler wasn't mine!!! Lord that mama was freaking out and my toddler was so confused...lucky I didnt get too far from my child...or with someone's child...🤣🤣🤣🤣 it ended with a laugh...mamas get it!! Lol but I was so mortified!
@@BloodNote lol it gets better... 🤗 I've put the milk in the pantry, poured cat food as cereal for my toddler. Tried to start my car with toy keys, it gets crazy but oh so worth it...nothing like creating a little human
@@marikiemarie7622 I just choked on my food from laughing.😂 I get fog brain now and I'm not pregnant. I can only imagine what would happen once I do. 😂
@@BloodNote 🤣 same here. I was always a little absent minded. Lol but you never know, my mother in law said she kinda did the opposite....she felt like she was a lot smarter, she was able to figure out things better and or faster. She said she never felt better while pregnant. Lots of energy too...I will say that with my third child...I had lots of energy and didnt get the brain fog as bad. Lol
After giving birth to my son I realized I had an ingrown hair on my lady parts. My boyfriend went to remove the hair with a pair of tweezers and I broke out in hysterics saying she(my lady parts) had been through enough trauma and can't take any more right now lol.
I thought you was gonna say it was stitches and he ripped them, when I say I cringed 😂 at what I thought was gonna happen just cause I’m imagining that pain now 😂
You can ask someone if they're pregnant if: -you're a doctor and that affects treatment -you're attempting to save someone's life with the Heimlich maneuver
I’ve noticed that in the past year, stores have been putting laundry and dish detergent on different aisles. I think the detergent pod confusion happens a lot.
The “parenting will be easy because babies sleep a lot” actually kind of applied to me apparently. My parents tell me that whenever I was tired I just slept right then and there. No one had to put me down to sleep or even make me take naps as a toddler. I just said “goodnight” and walk off to my room to go sleep 😂
Is it cool for guys to enjoy your videos if they are fathers? I think you're hilarious, you have a great "bedside manner" with how you talk on your videos, very animated and fun to watch. I have three kiddos so I enjoy some of the funny comments, but I also feel like I learn things. I got my wife to watch a couple of your videos and she likes you too! For your next video, you should review "Expectant Fathers" memes with your hubby.
@@MamaDoctorJones Tell him us Dads have to support each other and he could be helping some other poor sap have an easier time of things. Maybe you can guilt him into it. ;-)
This won't be for a while, if ever, but my boyfriend has a bad back and knees so he has trouble standing back up himself (and he's not even 30 yet). If we ever get married and are expecting a baby, who is going to help who up?😳 I mentioned this to him, he thinks it's hilarious but I sure don't.
The picture of the girl wanting to take a nap is actually a video and it's the best thing ever to explain my mood lol. Love your videos this was great! I remember my sister put her phone in the fridge and whatever was going in the fridge on the table, she realized once she was going to check her phone and it was a pack of ham.
Babies are like zombies. They start eating your brains at conception and as a parent it is never ending lol. I still have moments like when I was pregnant. When I was very pregnant with my 1st I actually forgot my own name briefly when I was introduced to a new person lol.
Bought my shower chair during my first pregnancy. Still love it. I keep it folded up in the bathroom and use it when I do kid's hair, put on bandages, etc.
3:27 this is actually how I introduced my son once he was born. Most people I know didn't know I was pregnant. I didn't post about my pregnancy on social media because I wanted it to be something just for me, my partner & our immediate family. Not the world. I have a few pictures of him up now but not nearly as many as I have in my phone or sd cards. He's almost 3. He's my rainbow baby. I also didn't post because I was superstitious about posting about my pregnancy. I posted during my 1st pregnancy & it ended up in a miscarriage. I know it seem stupid but I wasn't going to risk it.
Ran into a former co-worker while I was wearing an empire-waist shirt. Her: When are you do? Me: I'm not pregnant. Her: Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry. Me: Meh, it's okay. I own a mirror.
I was a "good baby". My parents handed out loads of parenting advice. Then, my brother was born. He cried all the time. My parents went on an apology campaign.
This is how you can tell I've never been pregnant: the hairy legs meme. I was like, "Do pregnancy hormones make your legs grow Yeti hair?" Oh no ... you just can't reach around your stomach. Oh, okay. That makes sense. :-)
@@aoifeoneill9869 thanks, it's definitely not easy. I'm getting an iud in soon to try and control it. Was supposed to get it last month, but... that didn't go well. But hey, as long as it helps, I'll do whatever.
I do know someone who's like "it's ok, I'll do that when the baby is here" or "it's ok, because I'll have more time then" and she's like... setting up her schedule to teach a lot of classes and stuff... and us (the students) are like "you realize you'll have a newborn baby with you, right?"
During my second pregnancy I was apparently a little mean and I would chase salespeople or anyone that came near my house away with a broom. My then 6 year old would sit down for dinner and not eat and I would ask why and he would say you didn't give me a fork Momma.....he was afraid to tell me I forgot to give me one. Bless his heart !!! I wasn't mean to him but he was still afraid to let me know I didn't give him a fork and was afraid to move away from the table before he finished eating. I still feel so bad 9 years later.
There were times when I was pregnant where I managed to get into the shower, and said “I’m here, the water I cleaning me, I don’t actually have to scrub with soap or anything right? The water is enough.” Then I climbed back into bed to vomit some more, thoroughly accepting that it was a productive shower. It’s probably as clean as I got for six months. #hyperemesis
I'm currently 32weeks pregnant and i feel like most of these memes already! Plus, my son moves around a lot. He kicks, stretches, rolls etc. My belly has become his yoga class, playground. But i love my peanut so much!!!
I remember being about 7 weeks pregnant with my daughter. And my nausea had started. One morning, I had eaten a bowl of captian crunch cereal. Then, went outside, to be around the lovely Lilly's in our garden. I felt a puke coming on, and realized it was too late to run to a bucked. I puked Captian Crunch all over the Lilly's. Had to hose them down. My daughter is now 2, and I'm still hesitant on eating captian crunch cereal 😂
A few weeks ago I was planting my front flower garden and by the time I was done I was stuck on my back. Just 6 months pregnant at the time so not a big belly but combined with exhaustion from working in the garden I.... was struggling to roll over onto my knees. I am happy no one drove or walked by to see me flail my limbs to gain momentum to roll
Omg, the compression socks after 30 weeks. 😂🤣😂🤣 I cried on the bed after my third failed attempt to put on pantyhose before a wedding I was attending with my husband and I had to redo my make up before we could go. I skipped the pantyhose. What world was I living in that I even thought I needed them???
For the taking a nap one: me as a high schooler doing e-learning with executive dysfunction. Also applies to the "If I drop something it doesn't exist anymore." ... I have the object permanence of a toddler.
Hey!! Love you videos. As a C section mom myself I find your insight helpful, and your reaction videos are hilarious lol. I was curious if you could do a video on obesity and pregnancy. Talking about numbers and how to be as healthy as you can if you are a pregnant obese woman. I was very overweight when I had my first and I still am (about the same size), and I’ve always had some worry about being judged by my doctors or to have any pain or worry I had dismissed because I was fat and not as healthy as I should have been before getting pregnant.. thankfully I had an amazing OB who took me seriously and didn’t make me feel terrible, but I know other women who have had that happen. And I want more babies but I don’t think I can get to a healthy weight before I want to have more. Sorry for a long comment!! I’d love to hear your insight 😁
Totally agree! Also i just want to add, i found that most of those risks are only slightly higher for obese women. Its so scary to read that overweight women endanger their unborn, when in reality its still very unlikely they get preeclampsia, gestational diabetes, harm to the baby or anything similar due to their weight. And i think that the definition weight of obesity is laughingly low - i am obese but look very normal. I look like i should lose a few pound but not like a am obese. Overweight women who are pregnant should not get scared or judged, but be empathetic to themselves and receive help if anything!
I agree! I actually do look obese, but not AS OBESE as the “charts” would have you think, you know? During my pregnancy my numbers were always perfect... no high BP, no GD, my son always measured on track (the one thing they did do was give me regular ultrasounds to make sure he wasn’t too big, which honestly looking back I think wasn’t as necessary as they made me believe. It was due to my weight that they were afraid he would be too big). I would love to hear more about this topic from a medical professional’s point of view! :)
@@TulipGirl-ip9kv thats so interesting! I experience pregnancy similarly. I am 33 weeks as of now and have optimal BP and normal range blood sugar (i regularly test at home cause i happened to have a measuring thing (lol) at home anyway), baby boy is growing on track and so far no complications due to weight for either of us. My weight was actually never openly considered a risk factor by my doctor, which i am very grateful for! But the internet really scared me. And i think there needs to be more research done on obese pregnancies to clarify the reasons for and by exactly how much the risks rise. And what a pregnant overweight woman can do to mindfully reduce them, without being forced to strictly diet (which is connected to risks in pregnancy anyways). Pregnancy is such a fear induced time already, every bit of fear that can be taken away, should be taken away!
TulipGirl1611 I actually had a dr tell me I was fat a short while after I had given birth and I was only like 160 pounds. Needless to say he’s no longer my dr. I’m sorry you have to feel like you have to worry about that. Some women have a hard time in general losing weight let alone when they are pregnant and after they have a baby.
1. currently 34 weeks pregnant and I literally contemplate how badly I need things after they’ve been dropped on the floor. Too bad pregnancy makes you extra clumsy 2. I’m also a night shift nurse in the ICU and I’ve gotten Charlie horses trying to put my compression socks on!
The "i wanna take a nap right here" meme is me when my seasonal allergies hit me really hard. Sneezing and coughing all the time is more exhausting than it looks XD
I always look forward to your videos! My new favourite channel I'm in first year undergraduate biomedical science (in Australia) but can hardly wait to be an OB/GYN! Thank you for your funny and inspiring videos that bring me excitement rather than fear for my future xx
MDJ-"All of those things seem like very good ideas when you're either very pregnant, 1st trimester pregnant, or post call. Or a combination of any of those things." How can you be very pregnant and 1st trimester pregnant😂
New Favorite Channel!! Aspiring to become a Doula. You're such a fun host Mama Doctor Jones! Already watched all the Dr. Reacts. ((Adore the Call The Midwife Series))
Omg I started watching your video, thank you SO MUCH for reminding me to take a shower half way through so I didn't accidentally stay up until midnight! You're the best doc!
Lol im 33 weeks now and whenever i drop something on the floor, i say "i'll pick that up when im not pregnant anymore" 😂 but seriously, what is it with bending down in the third trimester?! Im at a point now that whenever i do that i get a huge braxton hicks contraction right after. Not worth it at all lol! So unless i can pick it up with my foot, it stays on the floor 👌
HI!! I stumbled across your channel about a week ago and I really enjoy your content. I delivered my kids at the hospital you work at (I won't name it).
I am so mad that I just found your channel today. I never knew I needed your videos in my life until I binged on them 2 hours straight. You are hilarious 😂.
I SOOOOO identified with that turtle meme when I was in my late term both times. Oh my God, I thought I was going to need a gigantic spatula to get me up out of bed
I saw an episode yesterday, where you relayed that a viewer called you annoying. Your response was priceless!!! Really, I can't relate to their opinion, I think you're absolutely adorable! Thanks for your efforts!😋
Can you do a video about fertility issues? I've heard conflicting information about how things like Hashimoto's and PCOS impact a woman's ability to get pregnant?
Forget pregnancy brain, try "I've had 8 brain surgeries this decade" brain, in which MDJ says "In my most recent pregnancy with Paxton" you actually think, "Wait, she was pregnant with Pax more than once?"
As someone with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome and other forms of dysautnomia, hearing you vent about compression socks and taking showers being exhausting was SOOOO relatable haha! I was like yes girl!! My HR goes up to almost 200bpm in showers and it's always like running a marathon getting out! I splay on my bed for a solid 20 minutes recovering after haha. Good to know I can relate it to being pregnant maybe to help others understand!
I just found your channel recently and I love it! Thank you so much for making such informative and entertaining videos. I am licensed esthetician. I enjoy talking to my clients about women's health and how it it relates to their skin. I would love to see you do some informational videos on more women's health topics like PCOS or menopause.
Lol! Thank you! I'm 26 weeks along with #3 and not very happy with myself, nervous about baby #3, so tired and so mad at myself that I'm so tired, etc etc - I needed a good laugh and some validation!! PS The laundry detergent switch was awesome.
love your videos! been following you for a couple of months now. keep up the good work! also i just got your merch shirt in the mail yesterday and wearing it now! so comfy!
Some really good ones there! It's been 36 years but I remember crying over not being able to tie my shoes & crying all day over it. This was back in the day of old school scales, when the weight block went to 150, it was the "clunk" of despiration. I started at 112#, delivered at 162#. My nickname was "her immenseness". Best part is, there are no pictures of this! Cell phones are NOT always a good thing. I relate to the TED hose story & the leg shaving. I've given up leg shaving as well as make up. I'm blonde & they're not very noticeable, besides, who decided we needed MORE jobs? We already have other humans we have to care for, there was weeks my hair stayed in the same braid for days. I could pop in for a quick shower but not enough time for hair washing. Babies & children hear a shower running & start crying about 3 minutes after. When they're older, they get hurt about the same time or find another disaster. "Mom, I let all the dogs out!" Edit: I had been a NICU nurse, healthy babies cry alot more than premies. I was, shall we say, unprepared for one robustly vocal infant & distressed as I usually cared for 3 growers in NICU. "Oh lord, I'm a failure" was my thought for 3 months.
I left my cell phone on top of my truck and forgot I did it while loading groceries. Later when I got home I noticed it was gone and went back to the store and searched all over and finally gave up thinking I must have sat it down on a shelf and someone took it. We pulled out of the parking lot and my phone was in the middle of the intersection shattered but it somehow still worked. I contined to use said phone for a week because, "it still works". Pregnacy brain at it's finest.😂😂😂
6:41 .. last month I used toilet tablets for the dishwasher multiple times, I thought I bought dishwasher tablets but nah. They left weird stains on the cutlery. Not pregnant btw. 😆
Period memes should come next
Yass please
Yes!!
I’m thinking there’s a lot of Carrie
OMG, the turtle! That's exactly how I felt.
Yes yes yes!
Overheard conversation on train
Pregant woman to friend: these hormones are crazy. I burst into tears yesterday because there was 1 muffin left and i thought it would be lonely.
Oh my God this made my day
Omfg this!!! I feel this!!!
Reminds me of that girl who cried for her wisdom teeth after they were taken out because she thought that they murdered them XD
Rn this comment is 9 months old.
You could deliver at any time ;)
That’s me except I’ve never been pregnant
"I'm not even pregnant and I haven't shaved my legs in a month"
😂😂 I feel that on a spiritual level
Really sad that I can't share that 😂😂😂
Same
I've not shaved my legs or underarms since last summer. I literally only do it in summer. Mostly because I'm disabled and need help shaving my legs so it's too much hassle 75% of the year but the 25% of the time when I want to wear dresses I do it.
Honestly, we should just normalise not shaving legs or armpits at all.
Not saying it's bad if you do, but it's also chill if you feel more at home in your body if you don't!
I haven’t shaved my legs in years. I literally only shave my pits sometimes
True story: I had a male client who couldn't wait for his baby to start walking "because it will be so much easier then". Nothing anyone said changed his mind...until his baby started walking.
My cousin made a facebook post when her son started crawling that said "thank you everyone for letting me believe it would be easier when he got mobile, because it isnt at all"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 The little buggers are usually pretty fast, too.
@Jennie Mathers 13 here and hoooooo boy
when I was 8 months pregnant with my daughter I dropped my phone and it slide under the coffee table. I got down on the floor and reached under to get it but then couldn't get back up. I was stuck. my husband wasn't home. I struggled to get up for 30 min and then resigned my self to the fact that this was my home now. half under a coffee table. my husband got home 2 hrs later. he still makes fun of me for it and our daughter is six.
Ok I laughed SO HARD! lol seriously hilarious! Ok, still laughing! I think I will be for awhile. THIS needs a meme!!!!! hahahahaa
@@crystalturner8274 I would love for it to be a meme too lol
My husband and I are CRYING laughing over your story. I’m sure I won’t be laughing when I have a baby and I get stuck halfway under a coffee table 😬😂😂😂
I just got my gallbladder out laughing hurts. I laughed so hard at this I ended up crying because the pain.
@@RedRobinYum1998 nah it's still pretty funny. then it was awful but it's a fond memory now lol
My funniest pregnancy hormone moment was when I started crying because my son, who was still in my belly, had hiccups and there was nothing I could do to help him.
I had not idea babies could get hiccups in-utero! What did that feel like?
@@imzadi83fanvids7 they hiccup a lot in utero. It feels like they are doing little jump each time they hiccup
My cousins baby has reduced his hick ups to 30min a day from 2-3h since the second trimester at 3 months and " only " hick ups 2x week now at 6 months
My daughter got hiccups between 2-5 times a day sometimes lasting a half an hour each time. I started feeling them at 27 weeks until she was born. They drove me nuts by the end! I couldnt believe other women didnt feel them because they were so noticeable to me, but no one else I knew knew what I was talking about. She had very frequent hiccups as a newborn
Yep my last son had hiccups very frequently in utero and even after being born until he was about a year old
So, regarding that first meme... I work in childcare and I'm currently 30 weeks pregnant. I was in our school age class for the summer and two of our kids had the funniest conversation about me.
10 year old: wait, so how did you not know Ms.Brittany was pregnant?
7 year old: How was I supposed to know she was pregnant! I thought maybe she was just getting fat!
🤣🤣🤣 I almost died laughing.
Brittany Danielle When my brother was 16ish, he and his friends asked my Mum why a teacher they saw every day was off work. She laughed it off, they persisted. She said “boys, she’s going to have a baby, didn’t you notice?” Blank stares. 😂😂😂
Just proves some men still don’t pay attention
Children are so honest. 😅😂
My first pregnancy, I took a shower, in a different town. And I cried because the water smelled bad.
Yolanda Krieger 🥰 Awww... I don’t blame you‼️
Yolanda Krieger 😂
I had to stay in a house for a couple months that had water with a high iron content (something to do with old pipes) while pregnant with my third. I absolutely hated showering there, it smelled sooooo bad 😣
I went to check the mail and cried because it wasn’t delivered yet
That is strangely poetic...
Collab with Dr. Mike? That'd make my day 😂
@@MamaDoctorJones on it!
This would be AMAZING
YESSS
YES
Charlene Hall I second that! 🙋🏻
I laugh at the expression “I slept like a baby” describing a great sleep. I have even said, “So you woke up every few hours?”
Nah man, I slept like a baby last night, I woke up every couple hours and tried not to cry.
Don't judge. I've been going to the chiropractor about it. It's a muscle thing in my neck that hurts like nobody's business.
I guess I sleep like a baby every night then oop
@@aldenheterodyne2833 🙏❤️
I've been known to say, "I slept like a baby. Woke up crying every couple of hours, in a puddle."
Literally how I sleep most nights... 😑
Im an esthetican, most of my wax clients are pregnant. They apologize how hairy they are. Girl, im here for you XD
Kestrel Misaria I am missing getting waxed so bad right now!!!
Cute ❤️
You’re a good person 🙌
When I read wax clients I thought of those wax figurines in madam tussauds xD
I’m not pregnant and don’t plan on being pregnant ever but I adore this channel and your content!
Same
Same! Well tech I never could get pregnant n I had a hyst already so I wont ever be. Stupid stage 4 endometriosis!! 😡😡 but i still love this channel! 👍👍
Charlie InABeanie the positivity brings me back here
Same
I wanted to say the same and was just thinking if it's appropriate to comment that. but I guess on her channel it's OK. she's so laid back and so much fun to watch.
My hormones got to me last week when my cat put his paw on my hand when I was having a rough day... I cried hysterically and he just patted my hand like he knew it was the right thing to do 😭😭😭 #pregnancyproblems lol
our pets are very perceptive to moods. Mine run when I yell, but will get close to me if I cry.
AWWWW!!!!
Two of my cats seemed to sense when I was sick. They'd curl up with me on the sofa, making eye contact in a comforting way.
My pit bull is the same way 🥺🥺 usually a big dumb idiot but when I get emotional or I’m sick he’s glued to my side
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When she said that she use to play "it doesn't exist anymore" when she dropped stuff, it reminded me of something I witnessed this past summer.
I was at a convention and I was in the elevator when a man and a very pregnant woman got on too. The woman dropped something and she looked down but didn't move. The man bent down to pick up what she dropped. She said "Thank you. I was just trying to figure out if it was important enough to exist anymore." Then she rubbed her stomach.
I'm 6'2" with a below knee amputation. That is my permanent state of evaluating anything's worth now.
This is a good reminder about how difficult pregnancy is... because lately my body is like "have another baby! pregnancy is not that bad!" We forget so many things about what it's like... especially when I see newborns...
I will hallelujah that to the bank and back!! And for any person who has ever doubted whether or not the human brain really does block out traumatic experiences, every woman who has at least 2 kids is prime example that it happens. Because if the women vividly recalled the pains of pregnancy, labor and delivery.... they’d never have sex again, let alone have multiple kids!!🤣
Right after my son was born, I was driving somewhere and literally sat at a stop sign for like 5 minutes waiting for it to turn green.🤦♀️ #mommybrain
i havent shaved my legs in almost a year and im not even pregnant
Shhhh... just pretend your fighting the system.
Saaaaaaame
Same girl. Pale white skin. Dark black hair. Snow whiting them legs. Don't care.
I have blonde hair so it isn't an issue for me 😂
When I was pregnant, I literally forgot where I lived. I had to call my husband and tell him to text me our address.
Omg I literally just laughed out loud 🤣
My worst prego brain incident was going to Walmart to get bigger pjs for the big belly.. well In minding my business and head off with my cart. Only it wasn't my cart. .and the blonde toddler wasn't mine!!! Lord that mama was freaking out and my toddler was so confused...lucky I didnt get too far from my child...or with someone's child...🤣🤣🤣🤣 it ended with a laugh...mamas get it!! Lol but I was so mortified!
Oops! 😂
Oh man I never want to get pregnant. 😂
@@BloodNote lol it gets better... 🤗 I've put the milk in the pantry, poured cat food as cereal for my toddler. Tried to start my car with toy keys, it gets crazy but oh so worth it...nothing like creating a little human
@@marikiemarie7622 I just choked on my food from laughing.😂 I get fog brain now and I'm not pregnant. I can only imagine what would happen once I do. 😂
@@BloodNote 🤣 same here. I was always a little absent minded. Lol but you never know, my mother in law said she kinda did the opposite....she felt like she was a lot smarter, she was able to figure out things better and or faster. She said she never felt better while pregnant. Lots of energy too...I will say that with my third child...I had lots of energy and didnt get the brain fog as bad. Lol
After giving birth to my son I realized I had an ingrown hair on my lady parts. My boyfriend went to remove the hair with a pair of tweezers and I broke out in hysterics saying she(my lady parts) had been through enough trauma and can't take any more right now lol.
lmao
My mom said that happened to her, ouch
You should take a stroll on over to Waxpert Lofts’ channel here on YT....
I thought you was gonna say it was stitches and he ripped them, when I say I cringed 😂 at what I thought was gonna happen just cause I’m imagining that pain now 😂
That is legit!!!
You can ask someone if they're pregnant if:
-you're a doctor and that affects treatment
-you're attempting to save someone's life with the Heimlich maneuver
And 3: if you’re the potential father 😂😂
Never been pregnant
-have tried to open my house with car remote
-cried because my cat wanted my husband, not me
Both of those are completely valid
I’ve noticed that in the past year, stores have been putting laundry and dish detergent on different aisles. I think the detergent pod confusion happens a lot.
Agreed
The “parenting will be easy because babies sleep a lot” actually kind of applied to me apparently. My parents tell me that whenever I was tired I just slept right then and there. No one had to put me down to sleep or even make me take naps as a toddler. I just said “goodnight” and walk off to my room to go sleep 😂
Same but I would just lay down where i was.😂 (lie down? lay down? I don´t know.😅)
Is it cool for guys to enjoy your videos if they are fathers? I think you're hilarious, you have a great "bedside manner" with how you talk on your videos, very animated and fun to watch. I have three kiddos so I enjoy some of the funny comments, but I also feel like I learn things. I got my wife to watch a couple of your videos and she likes you too!
For your next video, you should review "Expectant Fathers" memes with your hubby.
@@MamaDoctorJones Tell him us Dads have to support each other and he could be helping some other poor sap have an easier time of things. Maybe you can guilt him into it. ;-)
This won't be for a while, if ever, but my boyfriend has a bad back and knees so he has trouble standing back up himself (and he's not even 30 yet). If we ever get married and are expecting a baby, who is going to help who up?😳 I mentioned this to him, he thinks it's hilarious but I sure don't.
As a sister to two fathers I’d say it’s great you’re here!
Hey I’m happy to have you here :)
Everybody should know about how people are made and what it's like to do it
So.... If you were washing your dishes with laundry soap, were you washing your laundry with dish soap? 😂😂
Can we please get menopausal memes next?
Not pregnant but I literally tried to unlock the garage with the car clicker 😂
My roommate tried to unlock our apartment door with her car key fob.
I had to go unlock the door and let her in lmao.
Night Owl I can relate. I’ve tried to put milk away in the oven 😂
@Night Owl I've tried putting my milk in the cabinet and my cereal in the fridge sooo many more times than I'd like to admit 😂
The picture of the girl wanting to take a nap is actually a video and it's the best thing ever to explain my mood lol. Love your videos this was great! I remember my sister put her phone in the fridge and whatever was going in the fridge on the table, she realized once she was going to check her phone and it was a pack of ham.
lol
These memes had me thinking I might be pregnant, but I’m actually just fat. 😂
Alexis Douds I’m pregnant but look just fat 😂😂
Alexis Douds Your comment is too relatable. damnit 😂
Same 😂
Same. Im losing weight and I joke w my fam that im the only case in medical history to go from being 9 months pregnant to 6 months.
@@extremelyhappysimmer lol
Babies are like zombies. They start eating your brains at conception and as a parent it is never ending lol. I still have moments like when I was pregnant.
When I was very pregnant with my 1st I actually forgot my own name briefly when I was introduced to a new person lol.
I took my measurements at 38wks prego w my first daughter. They were literally 40-40-40! 😂
😭😭 gotta love pregnant bodies
Thats it? 40 inches around???
@@AleesaDellaRobbia I wasnt much more than 40 inches around at 39 weeks. Some babies are carried back farther so the belly doesnt stick out.
MDJ: I’m not even pregnant and I haven’t shaved in a month
Me: *in quarantine so I haven’t shaved in god knows how long*
I’m a mother of 6. My last two pregnancies I just gave up. I bought one of those shower chairs... don’t judge, lol
Bought my shower chair during my first pregnancy. Still love it. I keep it folded up in the bathroom and use it when I do kid's hair, put on bandages, etc.
I wanted one. Still can get one.
Not a bad idea! I would get so dizzy with shower
Hm.. I should get one
I'm a trans guy and the thought of being pregnant makes me super dysphoric, but your videos have such good vibes and are just fun to watch. =)
3:27 this is actually how I introduced my son once he was born. Most people I know didn't know I was pregnant. I didn't post about my pregnancy on social media because I wanted it to be something just for me, my partner & our immediate family. Not the world. I have a few pictures of him up now but not nearly as many as I have in my phone or sd cards. He's almost 3. He's my rainbow baby. I also didn't post because I was superstitious about posting about my pregnancy. I posted during my 1st pregnancy & it ended up in a miscarriage. I know it seem stupid but I wasn't going to risk it.
"Nobody’s ever done this before, don’t look that up" 😂 😂
Ran into a former co-worker while I was wearing an empire-waist shirt. Her: When are you do?
Me: I'm not pregnant.
Her: Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry.
Me: Meh, it's okay. I own a mirror.
I was a "good baby". My parents handed out loads of parenting advice. Then, my brother was born. He cried all the time. My parents went on an apology campaign.
This is how you can tell I've never been pregnant: the hairy legs meme. I was like, "Do pregnancy hormones make your legs grow Yeti hair?" Oh no ... you just can't reach around your stomach. Oh, okay. That makes sense. :-)
I love your channel and would love for you to do a video on endometriosis! ♥️
Omg yessss
Yes!! 🎗💛
Going through that pain rn, I need this please
@@TheDragonCat9 It can be horrible and the lack of information out there only makes it worse. Hope you're holding up ♥️
@@aoifeoneill9869 thanks, it's definitely not easy. I'm getting an iud in soon to try and control it. Was supposed to get it last month, but... that didn't go well. But hey, as long as it helps, I'll do whatever.
“Hey you dropped your keys” at 4:38 sounded exactly like Caitlyn the mortician
I love her!!
Sneep Snorp wasn’t the voice uncanny??
Omg it does!!!
Victoria Harmon I was doing work while listening and thought it was a clip 🤣
That does sound exactly like her!
Pregnancy brain, lol. I forgot briefly how a door work. I stood there at a pull/push door staring, unable to grasp how to open it for about 30 seconds
I do know someone who's like "it's ok, I'll do that when the baby is here" or "it's ok, because I'll have more time then" and she's like... setting up her schedule to teach a lot of classes and stuff... and us (the students) are like "you realize you'll have a newborn baby with you, right?"
She didn't realize she'd have to take care of a mini human? Wow.
During my second pregnancy I was apparently a little mean and I would chase salespeople or anyone that came near my house away with a broom. My then 6 year old would sit down for dinner and not eat and I would ask why and he would say you didn't give me a fork Momma.....he was afraid to tell me I forgot to give me one. Bless his heart !!! I wasn't mean to him but he was still afraid to let me know I didn't give him a fork and was afraid to move away from the table before he finished eating. I still feel so bad 9 years later.
Debbie Jolley 🤣😂🤣🥰
Yes! The twin pregnancy roll! 😆 My oldest calls me a beached whale and I can’t even get mad because it’s so true! 🐳
There were times when I was pregnant where I managed to get into the shower, and said “I’m here, the water I cleaning me, I don’t actually have to scrub with soap or anything right? The water is enough.” Then I climbed back into bed to vomit some more, thoroughly accepting that it was a productive shower. It’s probably as clean as I got for six months. #hyperemesis
I'm currently 32weeks pregnant and i feel like most of these memes already! Plus, my son moves around a lot. He kicks, stretches, rolls etc. My belly has become his yoga class, playground. But i love my peanut so much!!!
Your detergent story is a prime example of pregnancy brain. I love it!
Me: has never been pregnant
Me: has also tried to unlock the house with my car key fob
Dude. You have 107K subscribers. 107K tune in to listen to your sarcasm (and knowledge) every week. Thanks for making the world a funnier place :)
🤣💓🥰
I remember being about 7 weeks pregnant with my daughter. And my nausea had started. One morning, I had eaten a bowl of captian crunch cereal. Then, went outside, to be around the lovely Lilly's in our garden. I felt a puke coming on, and realized it was too late to run to a bucked. I puked Captian Crunch all over the Lilly's. Had to hose them down. My daughter is now 2, and I'm still hesitant on eating captian crunch cereal 😂
I feel like that tortoise. Not pregnant. Cracked rib. I can relate...
When I was pregnant, I cried for 2 days because my vegetable guy closed shop and left.
Eliza Lagonia I’m not pregnant and I would still do that!
Things dropped outside the house may be gone forever, but I got one of those claw grabbers for recovery operations at home.
A few weeks ago I was planting my front flower garden and by the time I was done I was stuck on my back. Just 6 months pregnant at the time so not a big belly but combined with exhaustion from working in the garden I.... was struggling to roll over onto my knees. I am happy no one drove or walked by to see me flail my limbs to gain momentum to roll
The lighting changing - "IT'S ART" lmao
Omg, the compression socks after 30 weeks. 😂🤣😂🤣
I cried on the bed after my third failed attempt to put on pantyhose before a wedding I was attending with my husband and I had to redo my make up before we could go. I skipped the pantyhose. What world was I living in that I even thought I needed them???
For the taking a nap one: me as a high schooler doing e-learning with executive dysfunction. Also applies to the "If I drop something it doesn't exist anymore."
... I have the object permanence of a toddler.
I'm currently pregnant and could relate to these lol! Thank you for the laugh!
Hang in there!
“No ones ever done this before *beat* Don’t look that up” 😹😹😹 actual spat my tea out!!
The shower one was a direct attack to the hours I would lay in bed with a towel on after showering 😂😂
mama_meatball lol. I do that now sometimes and I’m no longer pregnant. I had my child 8 years ago. I just have a bunch of belly fat 😐🤪
Hey!! Love you videos. As a C section mom myself I find your insight helpful, and your reaction videos are hilarious lol.
I was curious if you could do a video on obesity and pregnancy. Talking about numbers and how to be as healthy as you can if you are a pregnant obese woman.
I was very overweight when I had my first and I still am (about the same size), and I’ve always had some worry about being judged by my doctors or to have any pain or worry I had dismissed because I was fat and not as healthy as I should have been before getting pregnant.. thankfully I had an amazing OB who took me seriously and didn’t make me feel terrible, but I know other women who have had that happen. And I want more babies but I don’t think I can get to a healthy weight before I want to have more.
Sorry for a long comment!! I’d love to hear your insight 😁
I second this
Totally agree! Also i just want to add, i found that most of those risks are only slightly higher for obese women. Its so scary to read that overweight women endanger their unborn, when in reality its still very unlikely they get preeclampsia, gestational diabetes, harm to the baby or anything similar due to their weight. And i think that the definition weight of obesity is laughingly low - i am obese but look very normal. I look like i should lose a few pound but not like a am obese. Overweight women who are pregnant should not get scared or judged, but be empathetic to themselves and receive help if anything!
I agree! I actually do look obese, but not AS OBESE as the “charts” would have you think, you know? During my pregnancy my numbers were always perfect... no high BP, no GD, my son always measured on track (the one thing they did do was give me regular ultrasounds to make sure he wasn’t too big, which honestly looking back I think wasn’t as necessary as they made me believe. It was due to my weight that they were afraid he would be too big).
I would love to hear more about this topic from a medical professional’s point of view! :)
@@TulipGirl-ip9kv thats so interesting! I experience pregnancy similarly. I am 33 weeks as of now and have optimal BP and normal range blood sugar (i regularly test at home cause i happened to have a measuring thing (lol) at home anyway), baby boy is growing on track and so far no complications due to weight for either of us. My weight was actually never openly considered a risk factor by my doctor, which i am very grateful for! But the internet really scared me. And i think there needs to be more research done on obese pregnancies to clarify the reasons for and by exactly how much the risks rise. And what a pregnant overweight woman can do to mindfully reduce them, without being forced to strictly diet (which is connected to risks in pregnancy anyways). Pregnancy is such a fear induced time already, every bit of fear that can be taken away, should be taken away!
TulipGirl1611 I actually had a dr tell me I was fat a short while after I had given birth and I was only like 160 pounds. Needless to say he’s no longer my dr. I’m sorry you have to feel like you have to worry about that. Some women have a hard time in general losing weight let alone when they are pregnant and after they have a baby.
You're such an awesome doctor and mommy! As a med student I hope to be as light hearted and smart as you
1. currently 34 weeks pregnant and I literally contemplate how badly I need things after they’ve been dropped on the floor. Too bad pregnancy makes you extra clumsy
2. I’m also a night shift nurse in the ICU and I’ve gotten Charlie horses trying to put my compression socks on!
So funny! Love your videos and I’m no longer pregnant anymore, but I find them so informative and hilarious! 🤣
The "i wanna take a nap right here" meme is me when my seasonal allergies hit me really hard. Sneezing and coughing all the time is more exhausting than it looks XD
I always look forward to your videos! My new favourite channel
I'm in first year undergraduate biomedical science (in Australia) but can hardly wait to be an OB/GYN!
Thank you for your funny and inspiring videos that bring me excitement rather than fear for my future xx
Almost 38 weeks along here and I can't stop laughing at these memes - especially the shower one!
I've never been this early to a video before lol. Loved this, and love your channel!
I just love you! Thank you for being on CZcams and being so wonderful 💜💜💜
MDJ-"All of those things seem like very good ideas when you're either very pregnant, 1st trimester pregnant, or post call. Or a combination of any of those things."
How can you be very pregnant and 1st trimester pregnant😂
I would say defintly yes( even though I never been pregnant)
You are hilarious! I so wish I had had a doctor like you when I was younger! Thank you for your videos.
New Favorite Channel!! Aspiring to become a Doula. You're such a fun host Mama Doctor Jones! Already watched all the Dr. Reacts. ((Adore the Call The Midwife Series))
You are awesome! Thank you for doing what you doing between being and OBGYN and a mom and the educational videos.
Omg I started watching your video, thank you SO MUCH for reminding me to take a shower half way through so I didn't accidentally stay up until midnight! You're the best doc!
Lol im 33 weeks now and whenever i drop something on the floor, i say "i'll pick that up when im not pregnant anymore" 😂 but seriously, what is it with bending down in the third trimester?! Im at a point now that whenever i do that i get a huge braxton hicks contraction right after. Not worth it at all lol! So unless i can pick it up with my foot, it stays on the floor 👌
I was big in both of my pregnancies as well. I would crouch because I tried to bend once with my first and managed to topple over. I feel ya.
HI!! I stumbled across your channel about a week ago and I really enjoy your content. I delivered my kids at the hospital you work at (I won't name it).
You are not only a brilliant doctor, but hella good at editing! Brava!!!
I am so mad that I just found your channel today. I never knew I needed your videos in my life until I binged on them 2 hours straight. You are hilarious 😂.
I SOOOOO identified with that turtle meme when I was in my late term both times. Oh my God, I thought I was going to need a gigantic spatula to get me up out of bed
“Oh and I take of pregnant people” 😂
I love the artsy lighting!! ;) I wish you were my obgyn!! These videos are so entertaining!!!
I saw an episode yesterday, where you relayed that a viewer called you annoying. Your response was priceless!!! Really, I can't relate to their opinion, I think you're absolutely adorable! Thanks for your efforts!😋
Can you do a video about fertility issues? I've heard conflicting information about how things like Hashimoto's and PCOS impact a woman's ability to get pregnant?
Forget pregnancy brain, try "I've had 8 brain surgeries this decade" brain, in which MDJ says "In my most recent pregnancy with Paxton" you actually think, "Wait, she was pregnant with Pax more than once?"
As someone with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome and other forms of dysautnomia, hearing you vent about compression socks and taking showers being exhausting was SOOOO relatable haha! I was like yes girl!! My HR goes up to almost 200bpm in showers and it's always like running a marathon getting out! I splay on my bed for a solid 20 minutes recovering after haha. Good to know I can relate it to being pregnant maybe to help others understand!
I just found your channel recently and I love it! Thank you so much for making such informative and entertaining videos. I am licensed esthetician. I enjoy talking to my clients about women's health and how it it relates to their skin. I would love to see you do some informational videos on more women's health topics like PCOS or menopause.
You should do a colab with doctor mike! He also did a series like this and he is so amazing! ❤️
Yes!!!
No thanks, he's a dick
Lala Metupsi really why?
@@lalametupsi8618 why?
@@lalametupsi8618 why do you think that?
That "I wanna take a nap" meme is 100% me right now in the 1st trimester! Naps are life.
Thats me most of the time (never been pregnant)
Lol! Thank you! I'm 26 weeks along with #3 and not very happy with myself, nervous about baby #3, so tired and so mad at myself that I'm so tired, etc etc - I needed a good laugh and some validation!!
PS The laundry detergent switch was awesome.
love your videos! been following you for a couple of months now. keep up the good work! also i just got your merch shirt in the mail yesterday and wearing it now! so comfy!
Some really good ones there! It's been 36 years but I remember crying over not being able to tie my shoes & crying all day over it. This was back in the day of old school scales, when the weight block went to 150, it was the "clunk" of despiration. I started at 112#, delivered at 162#. My nickname was "her immenseness". Best part is, there are no pictures of this! Cell phones are NOT always a good thing. I relate to the TED hose story & the leg shaving. I've given up leg shaving as well as make up. I'm blonde & they're not very noticeable, besides, who decided we needed MORE jobs? We already have other humans we have to care for, there was weeks my hair stayed in the same braid for days. I could pop in for a quick shower but not enough time for hair washing. Babies & children hear a shower running & start crying about 3 minutes after. When they're older, they get hurt about the same time or find another disaster. "Mom, I let all the dogs out!"
Edit: I had been a NICU nurse, healthy babies cry alot more than premies. I was, shall we say, unprepared for one robustly vocal infant & distressed as I usually cared for 3 growers in NICU. "Oh lord, I'm a failure" was my thought for 3 months.
“Take a nap” is from Realitychangers
I left my cell phone on top of my truck and forgot I did it while loading groceries. Later when I got home I noticed it was gone and went back to the store and searched all over and finally gave up thinking I must have sat it down on a shelf and someone took it. We pulled out of the parking lot and my phone was in the middle of the intersection shattered but it somehow still worked. I contined to use said phone for a week because, "it still works". Pregnacy brain at it's finest.😂😂😂
6:41 .. last month I used toilet tablets for the dishwasher multiple times, I thought I bought dishwasher tablets but nah. They left weird stains on the cutlery. Not pregnant btw. 😆
Could you please do a video on how to best prepare for pregnancy? Or any tips to help fertility? xo :)
Have you ever done your birth story about the twins?? I only remember Pax's birth story... If you have time, I'd love to heard that one, as well!
I discovered you via Dr. Mike's comment section.
This is my first time watching, and I'm happy I did!
Been a long time since I was pregnant, but your descriptions made me remember and laugh.