UNHhhh Ep 34: "Kids and Parenthood" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

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    RuPaul's Drag Race season 7 queens Katya Zamolodchikova and Trixie Mattel in 'UNHhhh.' It's a show about nothing, and yet it's about everything.
    New episodes every Monday!
    Follow Trixie on Twitter: @trixiemattel
    Follow Katya on Twitter: @katya_zamo
    Produced by
    Pete Williams
    Alex Liley-Roth
    Edited by
    Christopher Smith
    Ron Hill
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    Who is World of Wonder?
    World of Wonder, the producers of RuPaul's Drag Race, Million Dollar Listing, and I Am Britney Jean, brings you, Alyssa's Secret, RuPaul Drives, James St James' Transformations, Ring My Bell, and so much more.
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  • @ndremas1660
    @ndremas1660 Před 2 lety +1931

    “Make sure your reproductive rights aren’t taken away by a monster.” Katya was a suth sayer 5 years ago.

  • @Ma-yv4ji
    @Ma-yv4ji Před rokem +835

    "To make sure your reproductive rights aren't taken away by a monster"
    Miss Katya as always seeing into the future 💀

    • @robynanne1707
      @robynanne1707 Před rokem +6

      She often has a third eye so im not surprised

  • @xemilybeanx1925
    @xemilybeanx1925 Před 4 lety +3419

    "Darling if you have a baby, you cant be the baby" ive never related so hard😂

  • @stripedbandit5252
    @stripedbandit5252 Před 3 lety +2734

    Just two biological women talking at the parent teacher conference

    • @ainsleyviolet5830
      @ainsleyviolet5830 Před 3 lety +61

      Lesbians. The teacher can't even handle it

    • @stripedbandit5252
      @stripedbandit5252 Před 3 lety +56

      @@ainsleyviolet5830 Omggg not even married lesbians like two lesbians who just appeared cause they needed to find somewhere to sit

    • @relaxcody
      @relaxcody Před 3 lety +7

      I'M NOT JOKIN', BITCH! 🌠

    • @sophiewellman920
      @sophiewellman920 Před 2 lety +3

      I remember the first few months of watching Trixie and Katya I thought they were actually biological women and I was so confused whenever they did something without makeup 😂

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 Před rokem +1

      PTA moms

  • @LizardbethArt
    @LizardbethArt Před 7 lety +3148

    Katya's weezing loosing-her-shit hysterical laughter will NEVER get old

    • @Tason123
      @Tason123 Před 7 lety +37

      LizardbethArt It will never get as old as she is at least

    • @LilliC98
      @LilliC98 Před 7 lety +53

      LizardbethArt I made her laugh like that one time and it was one of the proudest moments of my life

    • @MsCherade9
      @MsCherade9 Před 7 lety +7

      LizardbethArt That's how I laugh. Most people think you are mentally deranged and about to hurt someone if you do it in public...

    • @MaNuBeadless
      @MaNuBeadless Před 7 lety +1

      LizardbethArt omg girl, tell us about it

    • @paramoretony
      @paramoretony Před 6 lety +2

      LOSING** WTF IS WRONG W YALL BEING ILLITERATE W FUCKING LOOSE AND LOSE

  • @voguer8178
    @voguer8178 Před 7 lety +4140

    'All tree.... all shade" omfg I completely lost it

  • @Snookii1222
    @Snookii1222 Před 4 lety +5409

    To this day I can still never expect whether Katya is going to say “absolutely” or “absolutely not”

  • @helenarc5790
    @helenarc5790 Před 5 lety +4143

    “The amniotic fluid” miss Katya is lowkey so smart and educated

    • @helenarc5790
      @helenarc5790 Před 5 lety +46

      I stand by this

    • @alvinabulencia4728
      @alvinabulencia4728 Před 4 lety +178

      she went to community college

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland Před 4 lety +7

      Alvin Abulencia was gonna say this

    • @momococo8695
      @momococo8695 Před 4 lety +119

      @@alvinabulencia4728 it says on google she went to boston university for a year and transferred to an art school. she's pretty heckin smart.

    • @artemusclydefrog9857
      @artemusclydefrog9857 Před 4 lety +34

      Oh she educated!

  • @sissyswift5173
    @sissyswift5173 Před 7 lety +4859

    My ex was born without a sternum and he use to keep his phone in the hole in his chest laying down.. that is all

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis Před 5 lety +1184

      Sissy Swift I know this comment is two years old but I want you to know that it haunts me

    • @welfareprincess
      @welfareprincess Před 4 lety +106

      Jaz Helton LMAOOOOOOO

    • @kuurodi
      @kuurodi Před 4 lety +44

      Jaz Helton same 💀💀

    • @gengarcrobat1576
      @gengarcrobat1576 Před 4 lety +47

      It's December 2019, but that is genius

    • @sethvalentine2873
      @sethvalentine2873 Před 4 lety +160

      2020. Did he use to use it as an ashtray or put sunflower seed shells in it at least?

  • @mariahcastillo731
    @mariahcastillo731 Před 7 lety +2896

    TJ looks like Bianca del Rio out of drag

    • @tamxsimunovic
      @tamxsimunovic Před 7 lety +42

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!

    • @jeni150023
      @jeni150023 Před 7 lety +22

      Mariah Castillo i thought that was the roxxxy puppet

    • @libbythemudkip8628
      @libbythemudkip8628 Před 7 lety +26

      Mariah Castillo he actually looks like the puppet they use in the mini challenge lol

    • @sashafierce6030
      @sashafierce6030 Před 7 lety +12

      Libby The Mudkip it's the same brand of puppets

    • @sashafierce6030
      @sashafierce6030 Před 7 lety +8

      jeni150023 it's both the Roxxxy and Bianca puppet they were on different seasons

  • @bradygrahe3859
    @bradygrahe3859 Před 6 lety +836

    Katya’s requirements to be a baby include:
    Skin

  • @XxdextriousxX
    @XxdextriousxX Před 4 lety +1633

    “Show me the PBS documents receipts” is my new saying

    • @kosmoboi
      @kosmoboi Před 3 lety +24

      Sorry but it’s “show me the PBS documentary receipts”

  • @madmandonna1
    @madmandonna1 Před 7 lety +1983

    I really needed this today, it's been a fucking awful few weeks and all it takes is Katya's uncontrollable laugh and I instantly light up.

    • @PooBuhmz
      @PooBuhmz Před 7 lety +16

      Dexter The Cat we're in the same boat my friend. I've been looking forward to UNHhhh with the week of shit ive been dealt.

    • @LivLearnsLife
      @LivLearnsLife Před 7 lety +14

      I hope you both have a better week this week. ❤️

    • @Katie_123-4
      @Katie_123-4 Před 7 lety +5

      Same

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e Před 7 lety +15

      same. i feel your struggle. it's been a rough few months for me as well. you aren't in this alone xx

    • @millicent275
      @millicent275 Před 7 lety +4

      same

  • @user-jr1vf7in8j
    @user-jr1vf7in8j Před rokem +323

    "to make sure that your reproductive rights are not going to be taken away by a monster"
    this aged well

  • @yessitorres3036
    @yessitorres3036 Před rokem +213

    I should have written to my local representative to not get my "reproductive rights take away by a monster" thanks babe

  • @heyoavacado1014
    @heyoavacado1014 Před 4 lety +759

    3 years ago Trixie: I think I want kids
    Now Trixie: I don’t want children at all

    • @nicky5407
      @nicky5407 Před 3 lety +8

      HeyoAvacado wait where did she say that lol?

    • @chicknorton8839
      @chicknorton8839 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nicky5407 I second this, the public demand to know!!!

    • @miae4462
      @miae4462 Před 2 lety +8

      and now she’s back to considering it

    • @porbidapastelann
      @porbidapastelann Před 2 lety +4

      she goes back and forth

    • @liznolan391
      @liznolan391 Před 2 lety +6

      She's gonna have an oopsie pregnancy at 35 and realize this may be her last chance to have children and that's when she'll become a dad

  • @classylil05
    @classylil05 Před 7 lety +2074

    I need a 30 minute long video of Katya laughing.

    • @goroke8470
      @goroke8470 Před 7 lety +26

      I'm pretty sure internet will have one for an hour

    • @classylil05
      @classylil05 Před 7 lety +10

      cosmic clearance , one could only hope. Her silent laugh tickles me

    • @MutterSchnabeltier
      @MutterSchnabeltier Před 6 lety +3

      I would not survive watching that

    • @fania_mania
      @fania_mania Před 4 lety

      yes please

    • @layma5113
      @layma5113 Před 3 lety +2

      The channel called "keetah jeffrey" did one not long ago, it's perfect 😂😍

  • @aniraminom
    @aniraminom Před 7 lety +1801

    Hi, I'm the chemical burn from the spiral perm.
    ACTUALLY DEAD.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ait8551
    @ait8551 Před 4 lety +880

    Janet from another planet. Is katyas daughter Janet the planet from s12 makeover

  • @elizabethmok554
    @elizabethmok554 Před 3 lety +66

    i love that as an adult katya is able to investigate the complexities of religion and spirituality with her parents.

  • @saixuno3886
    @saixuno3886 Před 7 lety +148

    Calvin is just tucked for the gods.

  • @connor7143
    @connor7143 Před 7 lety +199

    "game on bitch, amniotic fluid" BYE

  • @judahosborne8868
    @judahosborne8868 Před 3 lety +105

    The way Katya so aggressively loves her parents is amazing to me ✨✨✨ we live for that

  • @rachelyuro4506
    @rachelyuro4506 Před 2 lety +60

    When Trixie says that parenting is scary and Katya’s like “it’s more than scary, it sucks” LMAOO

  • @caleb-hb9bf
    @caleb-hb9bf Před 7 lety +831

    "I'm the Chemical Burn from the Spiral Perm." Jesus.

  • @PopcornEmma
    @PopcornEmma Před 7 lety +884

    janet from anotha planet is my drag name

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo Před 6 lety +19

      Emma Popcorn ladies x gentlewomen coming to the stage: the skinny legend, the icon, the one x only Janet from Anotha Planet!! Werq bish!!!

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 Před 5 lety +7

      *"planet schmanet, janet"*

  • @proboffensive
    @proboffensive Před rokem +38

    the way katya warned about the reproductive rights being taken away by a monster back in 2016

    • @glupik1234
      @glupik1234 Před rokem +7

      Yeah well Trump did have it on his agenda. And he succeeded.

    • @itsbeebaby
      @itsbeebaby Před rokem +4

      A lot of people saw this coming unfortunately, but a lot of people didn’t believe it would actually happen

  • @Jean-jf7gx
    @Jean-jf7gx Před 9 měsíci +7

    this fit for trixie makes her look like the sheep villian in zootopia

  • @gagasluxury7458
    @gagasluxury7458 Před 7 lety +1825

    I want a special for the new year that lasts 24 hours pls

    • @AnxiousGary
      @AnxiousGary Před 7 lety +8

      gagasluxury 24 hours is a good start.

    • @MOONSIP2
      @MOONSIP2 Před 7 lety +1

      Thank you! Can't get enough!

    • @mexikunt
      @mexikunt Před 7 lety +2

      gagasluxury Or a live holiday special with guests.

    • @gagasluxury7458
      @gagasluxury7458 Před 7 lety +1

      ***** but if its live they cant edit with funny stuff

    • @prunellalefay
      @prunellalefay Před 7 lety +18

      A live stream would be great.A lot of the periscope broadcasts are hilarious.All improve & spontaneous.It's gold

  • @robottnuggetss
    @robottnuggetss Před 7 lety +377

    THE EDITORS DESERVE AN AWARD! TRACY MARTEL AND KATIE DESERVE AN AWARD! CALVIN AND TJ DESERVE AN AWARD! KATYA'S FAN DESERVE AN AWARD!!!

  • @oliverdanneels81
    @oliverdanneels81 Před rokem +12

    7:52 Katy’s just casually foreshadowing Roe vs Wade being overturned

  • @thefatc0w
    @thefatc0w Před 6 lety +324

    Anyone else think that the 2 puppets are leftovers from Season 9 that didn't get used in the puppet mini-challenge and WOW just had them lying around? I'm thinking they are Aja and Farrah

    • @AurmazlZudeh
      @AurmazlZudeh Před 3 lety +4

      I swear one is Franklin from arrested development

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Před 3 lety +2

      These puppets can be bought anywhere online

  • @TheSomeGlitches
    @TheSomeGlitches Před 7 lety +61

    "Your not gonna outlive me bitch"
    "Watch me"
    *thworp*
    IM DEAD AND THE WEAVE ON MY DEAD BODY IS SNATCHED

  • @baileyedwards4530
    @baileyedwards4530 Před 7 lety +383

    My mom would lean in really close and whisper "if you don't start acting like you've been out in public before I will walk out of this store and beat you in the parking lot"
    I don't think it ever actually happened but I still get chills remembering it

    • @JodiesSideEye
      @JodiesSideEye Před 7 lety +48

      Bailey Edwards mine tooo! plus she'd pinch my upper arm fat while saying it lol.

    • @pittlatn
      @pittlatn Před 7 lety +30

      Bailey Edwards
      While smiling the entire time, right?? 😅.

    • @kyliel2059
      @kyliel2059 Před 7 lety +7

      Bailey Edwards my mom would say that but would be grabbing my arm hard af along with it😂😂

    • @decepticonne
      @decepticonne Před 7 lety

      Bailey Edwards oh my god I love this Sufjan Stevens song

    • @Moni-ValMar
      @Moni-ValMar Před 6 lety

      Mine would say when we home you are going to see what is good while pinched me in the arm or the ear

  • @alainamay8969
    @alainamay8969 Před rokem +76

    not me watching this the day roe v wade was overturned and listening to katya say, “make sure your reproductive rights are not taken away by a monster” 😳

  • @sarahs8934
    @sarahs8934 Před 3 lety +43

    "I get that maternal instinct to have children until I see a child"
    GURRRLL SAAAMMMMEEE

  • @iTeacupPanda
    @iTeacupPanda Před 7 lety +401

    Katya's thwoorp, arm cross and ninja kick followed by Trixie's comment = Life at its best

  • @LisaElevateDJ
    @LisaElevateDJ Před 7 lety +809

    HEALTH WARNING: Do not watch while eating dinner as there is a choking hazard from laughing so hard you start crying!! The editors really take this show to the next level!

    • @shealyndj
      @shealyndj Před 7 lety +5

      I just drooled on myself because I was eating and started laughing but while trying to keep the food from falling out of my mouth. I cant with them...

    • @itsjustjimbo
      @itsjustjimbo Před 4 lety +2

      No matter how old this comment is, it is just right! Cus I am eating and drinking whilst watching this. And it happend. I laughed so loud. And the cafeteria went silent, so many students looked at me. And I said "Oh well, I did it!" And everyone found it funny. And I walked out.

    • @Satansfeverdream
      @Satansfeverdream Před 4 lety

      Too late

    • @Box2able
      @Box2able Před 4 lety +1

      All food is a chocking hazard.

    • @mariaconway405
      @mariaconway405 Před 4 lety

      I've been drinkin tea watching this i nearly choked

  • @ravenhunter6821
    @ravenhunter6821 Před 2 lety +8

    7:45 watching this in 2022 after the Roe v Wade draft leak makes that comment hit too close to home

  • @lisaleuschnerandersen3906
    @lisaleuschnerandersen3906 Před 4 lety +152

    Katya is wearing the Same blouse that was my special occasion blouse in 1991...

  • @Powhart
    @Powhart Před 7 lety +198

    "Welcome to UNHhhh - the show where we fuck up every take, because it's our show, and not producer's" xD

  • @CJthePLAYA
    @CJthePLAYA Před 7 lety +802

    There wasn't a single contact reference this whole episode omg

    • @karsan412
      @karsan412 Před 7 lety +96

      Buy A'wesome on iTunes the gay bar "dead daddy on the beach".
      Katya may have lost Contact with reality, but the editors haven't

    • @yungnatobih4314
      @yungnatobih4314 Před 7 lety +11

      Buy A'wesome on iTunes IM TRIGGERED

    • @Dina-yc7yo
      @Dina-yc7yo Před 7 lety +7

      Hyuna, BlackJack, Blink but there was a same parts AND Coco/Alyssa reference ;)

    • @elf2327
      @elf2327 Před 6 lety +12

      OMG at the supermarket in the top left corner one of the signs is the Contact movie poster... these editors are so freaking sneaky I can't deal...

    • @josephp.1919
      @josephp.1919 Před 6 lety +2

      Because honey, what you reference, isn't always contact.

  • @Name-wt3pb
    @Name-wt3pb Před 4 lety +512

    Katya's baby is Janet.. the planet...
    Anyone watching May 2020??

  • @lilyjohnson8066
    @lilyjohnson8066 Před 5 lety +121

    New drinking game: Take a shot every time trixie interrupts Katya

    • @emilymendoza4544
      @emilymendoza4544 Před 2 lety +1

      You’re really trying to be blackout drunk 30 seconds into the video 😂

  • @MaeAnnFlower
    @MaeAnnFlower Před 7 lety +316

    Moms really do whisper in the kids ear in the store 😂😂😂😂

  • @magitosl
    @magitosl Před 7 lety +689

    I aspire to find a soulmate that will laugh as sincerely as Katya does to Trixie. #Goals

  • @notavailabletilltomorrow
    @notavailabletilltomorrow Před 4 lety +133

    Old episode, I know but I’m on a binge during quarantine and I just wanna say this is absolutely my favourite look from Trixie, it’s so gorgeous.

  • @cashtheblunt6645
    @cashtheblunt6645 Před 2 lety +8

    Props to Katya’s parents for requiring some kind of physical activity!!! Everyone needs it for overall health. Especially mental and emotional health.

  • @BaldHoe
    @BaldHoe Před 7 lety +910

    I'm going to Kidnap these two and the Editors and the tie them up in my room. And force them to make me personal videos. I'll be King of UNHhhh.

    • @secretmilo
      @secretmilo Před 7 lety +9

      Ethan Kast S E X U A L
      V I D E O S

    • @BaldHoe
      @BaldHoe Před 7 lety

      Marcus Phillips YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @przemisio1
      @przemisio1 Před 7 lety

      can I join? :3

    • @BaldHoe
      @BaldHoe Před 7 lety +1

      ***** Nah, DP isn't my thing.

    • @ladeda256
      @ladeda256 Před 7 lety

      It'll finally be your show!!!

  • @panpandacakes
    @panpandacakes Před 5 lety +46

    7:51 Katya predicted America's future

  • @mellowenglishgal
    @mellowenglishgal Před 3 lety +21

    “That do take nerve” - possibly my favourite Katya reaction of all time. Or, “If you can’t help, don’t harm.”

  • @cocomomo80
    @cocomomo80 Před 7 lety +35

    (4:24) Bitch, I fucking lost it at the *SHOE, COKE, EYE, OKAWHAT? Karate*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    The editing team for this show always makes my night a bit more tolerable.

  • @FriendJamie
    @FriendJamie Před 7 lety +1560

    This whole series gives me so much life I simply cannot!

  • @everettthuline9513
    @everettthuline9513 Před 3 lety +33

    "i dont know my dad, but i think he lives in Omaha... why are you laughing?"
    i cant im so sorry but its so good

  • @justvibin7964
    @justvibin7964 Před 4 lety +66

    This episode predicted Janet the planet

  • @jackhappens
    @jackhappens Před 7 lety +628

    There needs to be a Patreon for this show. I want to pay WOW to produce this show and only this show... and maybe Fashion Ruview.

    • @losingmymind611
      @losingmymind611 Před 7 lety +56

      BroLaska and Alyssa's Secret tho

    • @jackhappens
      @jackhappens Před 7 lety +26

      losingmymind611 Eh. BroLaska is boring as fuck. Alyssa's Secret *tongue pop* maybe.

    • @losingmymind611
      @losingmymind611 Před 7 lety +7

      jackhappens Pfssh I love BroLaska. Those are the four shows I love from WoW, unless having the queens react to stuff counts as a show.

    • @narutoash1
      @narutoash1 Před 7 lety +6

      Really I think BroLaska is a lot funnier and more interesting than Alyssa's Secret.

    • @lyonhart5188
      @lyonhart5188 Před 7 lety +6

      I would 100% donate to a Patreon for this

  • @maryphantomhive7310
    @maryphantomhive7310 Před 7 lety +585

    This video is all I needed to ease the pain of waking up early for school

    • @EhiFlowerMask
      @EhiFlowerMask Před 7 lety +1

      Mary Phantømhive YES!

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby Před 7 lety +7

      Mary Phantømhive the children are literally being schooled

    • @Whoosh355
      @Whoosh355 Před 7 lety +2

      HeyMyLifeIsLibby didn't jinkx monsoon read you in an episode of Queens reading mean tweets?

  • @biancamckay81
    @biancamckay81 Před 3 lety +5

    When Katya says "ABSOLUTELY-" I NEVER know what is coming!

  • @typsom
    @typsom Před 3 lety +17

    "will you please give us all your time and attention for no money?"
    "...NO"
    that part fucking KILLS me

  • @th0rnhill869
    @th0rnhill869 Před 7 lety +398

    I have taken a screenshot of every thworp in UNHhhh herstory

    • @zoegribben2952
      @zoegribben2952 Před 4 lety +36

      ijacksongem PLEASE PLEASE do that. And then make a compilation and put it on CZcams please!!

    • @Obby004
      @Obby004 Před 4 lety +12

      ijacksongem i would like to see this in a gallery

    • @brynnp.4953
      @brynnp.4953 Před 3 lety +11

      How do you still have storage?

    • @AurmazlZudeh
      @AurmazlZudeh Před 3 lety

      Dedication sis🙏🏻

  • @DaddySpankie
    @DaddySpankie Před 7 lety +225

    I can relate to Katya's tree fantasy, when i die i want my ashes and or body to be buried under an apple tree so my nutrients can eventually become apples so my family and friends can basic eat me and i become part of them forever and shit.

  • @eurovision1012
    @eurovision1012 Před 2 lety +7

    Katya “ if you can’t help, don’t harm” honesly alot of parents need to realize this..

  • @bbldrake12
    @bbldrake12 Před 4 lety +38

    katya’s daughter serving us janet the planet realness

  • @audacityofagay
    @audacityofagay Před 7 lety +140

    I almost threw up from laughing at the last thirty seconds

  • @emilybowman5733
    @emilybowman5733 Před 7 lety +1695

    YES!! Katya looking out for reproductive rights! Didn't think I could love her more. But she's right, people should stand together and get involved!

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 Před 5 lety +66

      Well at one point during a mean comments segment she said she would randomly go off topic and talk about race relations in america if trixie didnt keep her on topic

    • @Grande-Dame
      @Grande-Dame Před 5 lety +22

      @@jonathanredacted3245 and contact.

    • @ekaterinashum3024
      @ekaterinashum3024 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jonathanredacted3245 ... or poop

    • @daredevilking1797
      @daredevilking1797 Před rokem +18

      I have to update you on something we don’t have rights anymore

    • @chrismancari8636
      @chrismancari8636 Před rokem +9

      yep so much for that

  • @mandymentzer6357
    @mandymentzer6357 Před rokem +12

    The last part about having our reproductive rights being taken away had confirmed that Katya has in fact had Contact (1997) with aliens and knew this was our future hellscape. Here’s hoping we can Jodie foster up some good will with the aliens, so they can beam us out of Dante’s sixth layer of hell.

  • @supermomma8134
    @supermomma8134 Před 2 lety +5

    0:05 is the best look ever😂😂😂

  • @haydenmiller4815
    @haydenmiller4815 Před 7 lety +220

    all tree
    all shade

  • @liyaozsoyler
    @liyaozsoyler Před 7 lety +136

    That Holy Trinity combo destroyed me and i'm still trying to recover from it.

  • @johexxkitten
    @johexxkitten Před 4 lety +745

    I never wanted kids, I’m a straight cis female and I was born without a maternal instinct... when you see In the news that a mother went on holiday leaving her kids alone with 2 cans of soup and a can opener, yeah, that’d be me! I knew from a very young age that I never wanted kids, I refused even to play mummy with dolls. I made my sister cry when I taught her barbie karate and talked her into dropping ken for action man. I just turned 50 in nov and my baby making factory closed forever... as I got closer to mentalpause I did have a few “should I have had kids” panics, but a trip to the supermarket soon put me off that thought.
    My friends often say “what will you do when you’re old?” Erm... go on long fucking trips and not be a burden! Did they really only have kids to be their nursemaid before they croak? Fuck that, I’ll just employ someone.

    • @fionastout-horn8582
      @fionastout-horn8582 Před 4 lety +80

      goals

    • @butasimpleidiotwizard
      @butasimpleidiotwizard Před 3 lety +63

      can you imagine if people actually had kids solely to look after them as old people their kids would leave and never look back before they even turned 18, I feel like wanting your kids to take care of you when you're old is a part of the parental instinct so you can't seperate it from the million other reasons people choose to have kids, if you don't want kids in the first place why would you want them to look after you when you're old anyway, you wouldn't even like them

    • @catie7466
      @catie7466 Před 3 lety +78

      my aunt didnt have kids and bc of that she was able to retire at the age of 50 and lives at a beach house and when she's old she has her nieces and nephews plus plenty of $$$$ if she needs someone to take care of her. go live your life girl, you'll be fine and happy.

    • @paige2567
      @paige2567 Před 3 lety +70

      Maternal instinct isn’t real according to science!!! You’re not weird or wrong, you just undermined societal pressure!

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 Před 3 lety +103

      I'm never having children, and I'm sick of society seeing us as selfish. You know what's selfish? Bringing children into a world of suffering just bc you fear your mortality & need to propagate your genetics into an unconsenting life form, and then get your "superiority-kicks" by exerting control over a child for 18 years, as you live vicariously through them.
      People don't realize how selfish & self-absorbed they sound when they say they had a kid, just so they could experience what it's like to be a parent. People seriously throw around the word "mother" with an attitude that this somehow gives them sainthood. You don't get points for pushing a baby out of your vagina, Tabitha!
      They treat it like a club, and everyone with a uterus is expected to join -- or else, they take your woman card. My life is not about fulfilling society's expected & imposed role of me. I'm more than my uterus. My identity is not defined by my attachments, partners, or family extensions. The goal of being a good mother, sister, daughter, wife, girlfriend, etc. is so annoying bc these titles are focused on how well you cater to others. What about catering to my own needs? If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna -- yea you know the rest.

  • @crstph
    @crstph Před 3 lety +12

    “if you don’t stay close to me someone will take you and you will never see me again” BRUHHHHH

  • @AJ_582
    @AJ_582 Před 7 lety +99

    HOW IS EVERY EPISODE FUNNIER THAN THE LAST? I keep thinking they can't possibly beat themselves, and they do. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  • @greta_3742
    @greta_3742 Před 7 lety +345

    I thought I really wanted to see Trixxie and Katya at dragcon but honestly I wanna see that editor

  • @bel603
    @bel603 Před 4 lety +14

    1:46 looks like Trixie was getting annoyed that Katya wouldn't believe her! I love their friendship

  • @elysiaaa0895
    @elysiaaa0895 Před 2 lety +7

    Katya's laugh is like an old car trying to start during the winter and i stan

  • @BoHista23
    @BoHista23 Před 7 lety +172

    ok but that fat edit of trixie looks really well done like come through video editors

  • @domo148900
    @domo148900 Před 7 lety +112

    "Holy Trinity K. Bonet"
    DYING! Why are these so short?!

  • @scarletshadow9837
    @scarletshadow9837 Před 4 lety +38

    anyone else just wonder how many languages Katya can just speak lmao

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 Před 5 lety +2

    1:59 The thworp timing is always so perfect.

  • @jerevans9411
    @jerevans9411 Před 7 lety +77

    When Katya kicks her dad in the trinity. I'm dead.

  • @cityzenjane2
    @cityzenjane2 Před 7 lety +312

    You two are literally the only thing that makes sense in my life anymore....

  • @WadjetEye100
    @WadjetEye100 Před 4 lety +27

    This just in: Janet the Planet is Katya's quick-aging baby.

  • @yousuck8378
    @yousuck8378 Před 2 lety +2

    School has started again and when I get the opportunity to talk I do what katya does, make my voice high pitched

  • @Shelbert88
    @Shelbert88 Před 7 lety +53

    "All tree...All shade" DEAD

  • @fezmel
    @fezmel Před 7 lety +45

    This is the first time I've watched this series; I always skipped over them in my subscriptions. I just didn't know what they were about. Coming to learn that they're literally about nothing... I am so fucking glad that I clicked and watched this video. So glorious.

  • @GoogleAccount-pc4nb
    @GoogleAccount-pc4nb Před 6 lety +5

    7:58 I died... “I’m just happy to be involved” 😂

  • @amasterofone
    @amasterofone Před rokem +6

    7:51 hits different in the summer of 2022

  • @Queen7127
    @Queen7127 Před 7 lety +249

    This is just what I need to ease the pain of getting fired today 🙃

    • @Queen7127
      @Queen7127 Před 7 lety +72

      Okay so I wrote this before I watched the video and omg I got fired from my job of working with CHILDREN, way to throw salt in the wound 😂😂

    • @tigerpournelle1020
      @tigerpournelle1020 Před 7 lety +14

      Gurl. I am sorry for that. Fight through. Fight through.

    • @Queen7127
      @Queen7127 Před 7 lety +3

      Tiger Quinn aww thank you so much 💗💗💗

    • @12markito
      @12markito Před 7 lety +31

      Girl spill the ☕️. What ha' happened ?

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 Před 6 lety

      Comrade - hoping you're gainfully and happily employed again?

  • @croctologist
    @croctologist Před 7 lety +326

    right into your local representative to make sure that your reproductive rights are not taken away by a monster

  • @barbm2375
    @barbm2375 Před 2 lety +2

    “If you can’t help, don’t harm.” Katya is Confucius

  • @marko_b6
    @marko_b6 Před 4 lety +14

    At 1:08 Katya says my baby's name is Janet from another planet... katya stop being psychic im scared 😅

  • @tangofoxtrot40
    @tangofoxtrot40 Před 7 lety +18

    "Debra what have you done!?" And the the hybrid screaming and cow mooing after hahaha

  • @merpderpyerp
    @merpderpyerp Před 7 lety +332

    Calvin: the third member of the show

    • @pretzelfloyd5168
      @pretzelfloyd5168 Před 7 lety +6

      Tori Farrell yoi what about TJ?😂👌

    • @merpderpyerp
      @merpderpyerp Před 7 lety +11

      Pretzel Floyd I mean TJ can be a backup dancer or something but "I'm just happy to be involved" made me want him to be a new addition to the UNHhhh family

    • @pretzelfloyd5168
      @pretzelfloyd5168 Před 7 lety

      Tori Farrell sounds fair he has them latin moves "dont fuck with TJ"👐😂

    • @merpderpyerp
      @merpderpyerp Před 7 lety

      Pretzel Floyd HE'S ITALIAN YOU FAKE FAN 😂😂

    • @pretzelfloyd5168
      @pretzelfloyd5168 Před 7 lety

      I thought italians where latins too lol😂

  • @hwangara
    @hwangara Před 4 lety +29

    Janet Janet from another planet
    Now there is actually a Jan the planet

  • @Marklinsf
    @Marklinsf Před 4 lety +2

    3:42 LOLOL “Darling... If you HAVE a baby, you can’t BE the baby”

  • @dogboyified
    @dogboyified Před 7 lety +102

    all a gay boy like myself after a long day needs is katya's weird fucking laugh and trixie's big fluffy hair and I feel so much better

  • @PrincessJafar
    @PrincessJafar Před 7 lety +48

    All tree all shade did not get enough attention.

  • @tcdolll
    @tcdolll Před 4 lety +9

    3 years late, but... TRIXIES DRESS IS TO ABSOLUTELY DIE FOR AND I NEED IT.

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “Chemical burn from the spiral perm” will literally never not be hilarious 🤣

  • @cydclops
    @cydclops Před 7 lety +74

    Editing was pure gold this episode. Thank you.