My Embarrassing Online Dating Story
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- A pretty embarrassing story that I HOPE makes one or two of you smile since I'm putting myself out like this. Thanks for watching!
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"I don't wish bad on people, but I castes a plague on you" LOL
Ay look its that dude I watch scream at demeneted telly tubbies aaaaay
Shane Roberts LOL ayeeeee
CoryxKenshin ayy lmao
OMG HAY CORY
Can u dance to theory of everything 2 or clubstep?
Time to fess up... it was me.
your wrong it was mr chair
secretdude21 Do you even Alex Clark brah? I be watchin his 'bout a girl series errday! No seriously, Alex Clark, you,re awesome. I saw your workout video w/ the cheez-its. XD
I love to alex clark
3
I KNEW ITTTT!!! On the phone I was like 'this kinda sounds like if Alex Clark was a girl and had a British accent'
"I casted a plague on you"
*6 years later: Corona Virus*
"Put down the phone Nev. P-put down the phone!" *bruhhhh i'm dead*
Anne Marie lolololololol
Anne Marie nine no nope get the he'll out of here
My name is nev-an
That was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone notice the second email was superwoman (lily)
Yep I did
I did!!! #iiSwuperwomanii
Yep, i watched it when it came out xD
lol I didn't notice that thanks ..they should just date n get it on
it says thx 4 helping me with king bach i think
Am I the only one who notices that in like every girl story he gets stood up?
so true
I did
The stories that end well aren't as fun to talk about, I'd suppose. :P
You're right :') Love your profile pic by the way ! :)
Lol
She said she’s a girl
G for guy
I for in
R for real
L for life
AYEEEE THAT WAS CLEVER BRUH!
Snowball the bunny thank you
bruh 😂
Ayyyyyyyy
Anf he took that L for Life
Do you think the reason she was always awake at 4:30 was because she lived in England?
Marty McFly tru. It be like 11:30 there
@@adamleicester9327 Yeah that's not late
yo that was exactly what i was thinking
MedicBagProductions then y wud she ask out a guy in Orlando
unconTROLLable HD lol watch the vid
I. EXFOLIATED. FOR. THIS!!!
Gayle Dunn I LOVE YOUR PIC
Camila Morales s
Gayle Dunn lmao ikr ........ikr 😂😂😂😂
VIKTOR
jamless diamond ARMY!
I had a date on club penguin once
No... Just....no
***** Been there done that
Now kids are dating on this game called AnimalJam...
I remember being 10 and playing on the 'old' before Disney owned it Club Penguin. I went back on and see these things called 'pookies,Mumus,dadas,and biggy'? What did miss?
aximenav omg I hate that game
"I EXFOHliated for this😡"
“I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!” 😂😂
You should text her and say "hey there's this concert in town for my favorite artist "tinashe"((or whatever it is😂)) and we should go see it! She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"
smh she was "too busy" for Colombian Burger... that's when you know, bro...
O.o weird finding you comment here 3rd pew... Hey Has this ever happen to you?
It's Colombian, Like the country... yeah.
c:
Fancy seeing you here...
THIR D PEW EWEOLWNK
"And this Tinashe girl? SHE DIDN'T HAVE...A BRITISH ACCENT...GAVNAH!" LMAO
2:33 5th Sense? Don’t we already have 5????
@@deshawndonly9563 it was a joke
Exactly
r/woosh
r/whoooosh
Some have six because we can see something before it happens like me
I think guys fall for Catfishing the hardest, lol. I literally had a friend with the most suspicious online girlfriend EVER. She could use a computer but couldn't Skype, couldn't call, couldn't text, had a disease, had occasional heart attacks, had a seizure from a spider bite, had amnesia, went into a coma, died, came back to life, AND HE BELIEVED EVERYTHING!!! The poor fool.... Look guys, if she refuses to Skype, RUN. The bullshit will only get worse.
That guy was from South Park episode make love not war
I got catfishes by this girl who liked the stories I write; she made up another person, would text me the same thing from her and the other dude, had him get cancer, amputation, etc., then told me in the same sentence ("I got the one picture of him from a FaceTime call, he sent me a picture of a guy who looks like him from google, I don't know what he looks like." Sad thing is my stupid ass fell for it
Ayuuk I can imagine that excuse "yeah um I died... But I'm alive again.
It's ok baby I believe you" 😂😂
This guy I worked with told me that he got a voicemail from this girl who was saying she wanted to fk him, and when he had me listen to the message it was a guy doing a very bad impression of a girl.. He totally believed it was some girl that wanted to bang him despite the voice, and it being a private number.
Just because I don’t have Skype doesn’t mean I’m any less of a real person 🙄
But if they’re giving multiple excuses cut that shit real quick
This is why you don't online date
Thaaaaank you.
I met my boyfriend online. We've been shacking up for five years now. Online dating isn't always a scam! Lol
Sammantha Taylor
Hey, more power to ya :)
One person was online
dating and when they met them the guy was 7!
Clockeh♥
HOLY MOLI.... ._.
YOU GOT CATFISHED!!! I'm sorry dude that's gotta hurt 😬
It does hurt
TINASHE😩😍
@Michael Parissi lol
who is she?
MR. JMXHD Tinashe
Michael Parissi ok and she has more talent than your favorite mumble rapper.
this dude looks like the most buffest guy I watch on CZcams but he's like the one of the most educational youtuber
"Most buffest"
+Joseph Truong that's the educational level they're at no wonder this guy thinks he's educational
Guys, he's complimenting Swooz. It's not always the grammar that counts.
you put so much effort into your videos, you're a beast.
Swoozie: “Girl with American accents can get it too, and by “it” I mean cuddles”
Me: Not gonna lie, you got me in the first half.
BROOOO OMG . EVERYTIME I HEAR ABOUT TINASHE OR SEE ANYTHING ANYTHING ABOUT HER ON TWITTER I THINK OF YOU SWOOZ. p.s. how insane would it be if she actually was a big fan of your videos and y'all ACTUALLY met irl 🤧
SwooZie you have 5 senses anyway...
That's the joke...
baaad make some better ones
View photoos of s*xу singles in yooour aareaaa => twitter.com/e9d8733db5b2aea5f/status/801992405775826944 MMMMy Еmbarrassing OOnline Dating Story
+princess totouro rude you couldn't do any better so shut up
...
CAT FISH SON
Plot twist. She's a 12 year old girl so she cant leave the house
Galactic_Gamer YT FBI OPEN UP!
It was past her curfew.
0:47 "British Accent and Australian Accent are my Kryptonite"
Same here Bro
Me too
Fresh Tech Productions mine is a Swedish accent
Mine are Latino accents
@Redsybis nobody says that though
@Redsybis oh lol I guess I missed the joke
"The first email I see is from a person named Jada."
Me: Holy Jesus what?! O_O
My heart skipped a beat, I NEVER hear CZcamsrs say my name xD
I could not get over all the times he said my name, and he said it RIGHT out of all ways! xD 😂
:3
I need one of those "six senses", man😂
It was his Fifth sense he said 😂😂
it was the olfaction
Was just about to say that
i have one
Mrs. 1D I have 69 senses
I remember on Tinder I was talking with this girl who seemed really cute in her photo's, everything was nice and i asked her to go on a date with me. So I drive a full hour just to see this chick, I get to her house, and out comes this fat chick who looks 50 pounds heavier then the pictures. I was really mad. But I didn't wana make her cry so I went on the movie date and dropped her off home, never talked to her again
i would of been like. bitch u crazy
It doesn't really matter what it looks like. Seriously, I can't believe that you're mad about that. However, it was also wrong for her to trick you like that.
Laura Nanney it does, if an fat girl was like hold me. I literally can't do that.
I go to the fukin gym, why can't she?
If shes fat shes probably lazy. i'm lazy too but atleast i care about how i look.
Jyu Viole Grace Well jeez.
Jyu Viole Grace Damn, you're one hell of a catch.
*I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!*
Swoozie: sometimes I just get a fifth sense.
Me: realizes we already have 5 senses.
you're a god
Callux! Ma man
Fancy finding you here.... ;)
*Jumping freeze frame high five!
All my favourite CZcamsrs are here.
Vanish Fagstick I read your name as "Vagina Fagstick"..
Bruh, I drove an hour and a half to meet a girl at a bar after talking to her online and on the phone for a few weeks. When I got there she was beyond wasted, her annoying girl friend was there with her (also wasted), they attempted to ditch me, and when I finally go to sit in a quiet place and talk to her, she started laughing and crying at the same time, told me she was an unlovable alcoholic and legit asked me to please murder her. She begged me saying she wanted to die. But your story is pretty funny.
+MrTomservo85 GF MATERIAL! Lmao no but thats crazy
My sis is name Jada but she is not a adult
I never give my number out to randoms because I did that ONCE and he called me every hour offering to take me to his church.
“And she didn’t have a British accent! Guvna!” 😂
Still a better love story than Twilight.
***** You made my day...
XD
YES
***** Totally
Twilight sucks
Shit... People can be so cruel. He EXFOLIATED for you girl!
Wow over 105 Likes! Thanks Guys!
I remember that South Park episode
"I casted a plague on you"
2020: bro, I think it worked...
NEVER EVER date online!
robbbyyy25 Same :D 2 years tho, very happy.
Unfortunately, I agree with you.
robbbyyy25 8 years and she's still just your girlfriend?..
Daryus P. im not very privileged, meaning im broke...care to help? lol
i agree
i was looking at the thumbnail like "girl... that's tinashe... 🤔"
KeySin she's a musician
Moisés Duarte BAhahahaha saaameeee
Moisés Duarte nan it's Sasha Banks
oof NvM
Moisés Duarte SAMEEEEEEEEE
Yeah, you can do a reverse image search on pictures people send. It's really helpful! Also it takes a lot of balls to be so open about something embarrassing which happened fairly recently (at the time of making the vid) and I respect you for that man. You da man
when I saw the thumbnail, I was like no way, He's dating Tinashe!? and ended up watching the whole vid to find out if he really is dating tinashe, also boy why you dont know who tinashe is? but its ayt, love your vids ♥️
Sishamani to be fair, he posted this in 2014 before she super duper blew up so i feel for him
Hey, Swoozie, I'm really sorry about your catfish/being stood up debacle, but the only think I could think of at the end was....if "Jada" really IS in the UK and not Orlando...I mean, dang I don't even want to imagine the texting/calling charges on your phone right now. DAS LOW. Taking a man's phone for granted. DAS LOW.
Lol! I was thinking the same thing!
I'm pretty sure they were using whatsapp? According to the video that is. But if it was his phone, in agree with you! :/
Swoozie mentioned What'sApp so they I guess they used that.
molls ily
Thats why she only tested at 1 am she was in London at 1 am there is like 8am here we are 7 hours in front of Orlando
did you notice that he said he had a 5th sense did he mean 6th sense?
at 232
MissKitty101 ye I think so XD
MissKitty101 that's the joke
Smol Bean well actually maybe more cuz they're is like over 15 senses
He's making a funny...
Either you think he's stupid or it's a joke? What seems more likely?
2:33 SCARED ME SO MUCH I SCREAMED!
God said naw bruh you need to know the truth and gave you a sign with that commercial 😂
Your first mistake was not Skyping or video chatting with them. It's so easy not to be catfished now days
He said she didn't have Skype in the video....(at 2:53)
Zaimah Alam The usual Catfish story
Insert Clickbate Yep
You always gotfts snapchat and shit first
already have 5 senses swoozie. Try the 6th sense.
That's the joke
it's a joke .. I thought He was referencing mean girls Lol
soulaima ben khelifa oh...
well now i feel stupid...
+Hayden Graves you guys realize straight dudes don't watch that movie right??
Technically, there are way more than five senses (the five you know are just the main five)
I'm a nerd
Poor Swoozie he gets stood up sooooo much! He’s such a nice guy like whyyyy
This was too funny I love your videos also i am not this jada
The first email for her said Eyes Nose Lips.... did anyone else have a slight Taeyang moment whilst reading that?
Yasssss! I actually started singing...ahem.
I started singing it!!!!
meeeee
yas
+Chloe Price sameee omg
0:07 LILLY SINGH!? SUPERWOMAN!
its fake. get over it
KrayKray KK
kraykray kk?
more like the kkk
racist
MANGOsmoothie um how is that rasist!!! I don't want to be rasist! 😢😢😢
KrayKray KK You're like, 12. Get off the internet.
Dee Rugs OK I will when aliens live on earth.
"I love in orlando"
" and I'm going to marry you "
Lmaooo😂😂
I'm watching this now and I almost asked how the hell you did now know who Tinashe was! 😭
Anyone else notice SUPERWOMEN was on his email list?!?! :O omg!!
***** yeah they are people even ship them i find it cute
Yes, I was about to comment that!!
I KNOW RIGHT!!!! I scrolled down to the comments just to write that then i saw ur comment hehe :p
I ship it ☺️
I ship Lily with Connor Franta ;)
"Standing people up is what's hot in the streets right now?" digging that line. lol
*Time to roll up on Swoozie videos, I watched this bro a long time ago. But now I'm gonna comment on his section*
Wait he’s just getting his fifth sense don’t you get that when your born😂
funny how on 0:07, the second person is lilly............... *cough* ship it *cough*
same
dude, don't ship actual people with each other, it's creepy and they aren't fictional characters, they have feelings
Well, Mod Melon, me and my friends ship each other and it's actually really fun to us. I understand where you're coming from, but some people find it hilarious.
most people don't tho
jitney
lol
Look on the bright side Swoozie, you exfoliated for a fake girl but the real girl does exfoliation commercials! You two already have something in common...if you ever meet. Great video!
....bruh that owl was my mascot for my elementary school... I thought that was owned by my school🤦♀️😂
Omg this is the best video I ever heard cause actually once he said "Jada" I was like that's my name!! It's so freaky 😂
Watch Swoozie meet Tinashe now. Cause that's how life goes when you're Swoozie.
Great story, sWooZie! Now you need to find that singer and see if she's single! :)
Found her. Or at least i "think" its here lol jk
Well here's to hoping it works out! (Or not because your girl stories are hilarious!)
sWooZie ....Lol that...Oh my god dude I feel so sorry for you man, you deserve a hug. xD Let me fly down there on my magic carpet..give you some cookies and a damn hug. I know how that shit feels xD Aww you poor dude! I wanna hug ya!
You said you wanted to hug Adande like 3 times... XD I would too! ;3
Maily Nguyen DX Because he deserves it!! He deserves 100 hugs and 500 cookies o-o...
"I have a fifth sense!" Don't we all have 5 senses xD
Well we actually have more then 5 senses lol !
We have wayyyy more than 5 senses. Look it up.
@@badge6211 I mean at least 5 senses
@@fantasyforger I mean at least 5 senses
@LauraLovely ik , just pointing it out smh
0:19 is that the same King from the Girlfriend trust issues video?
lol I've been back in Canada for 4 months and I haven't changed my number from my USA number.
You aint hitting anyone up so theres no reason to change.
YoungPlutus
S
lol who else thought their Skype went off? XD
Me xD
yeh
Meeee xD
It makes me happy to see your Toradora profile pic
Me
Me: MOM I NEED A NEW IPAD
mom: why
Me: I smashed the like button to hard
0:19 lilly singh “ thanks 4 helping me w king “ was she the girl from the trust issues video???
I like how Tinashe is a pretty big deal now. She was relatively unknown when this video was made.
Thank you for giving me life lessons so I can learn at a young age...#1 thing I'll be telling my kids "I'm going to show you vintage CZcams videos of one of my favorite you tubers so he can teach you to be hella awesome at school and life"
I'm honored by such a comment. Thanks RS! I'll give ur future kids a shoutout lol
one thing i love about swoozie compared to a lot of other straight guys, is that he manages to stay extremely respectful, and doesn't degrade women. that's probably why he's getting all of these girls LOL
"Chloroform" Daz it! I'm calling 911 😂😂😂 youz a criminal
2:39 Uhh.. U have 5 senses
So do I! Pretty neat, huh?
Lol
I'm certain he said 5 on purpose. xD
not hellen keller
We actually have like 21 senses...
Just saying. (> _
Otaku Gamer I think that is the correct amount.
But they are not like spidey sense or what ever.
They are common senses.
Love the shoutout to my queen Lilly in the email list!
When you did a shout out 4 years ago and no one cared. Only to have people making the same comment years later having people notice it.
Look at her profile picture 😀
Digital drivers license: don’t give out your number to strangers
Swoozie: *you gotta live on the edge*
Swoozie: I cast a plauge on you
2020: I got you fam
So easy to get tricked on the internet. Yes there are beautiful women out there, sadly ANYONE can get a hold of their photos. If there aint video chatting, it aint happenin :P
TRUTH
Oxycominum sure, as it happens i stayed here for the allstar tournament of league of legends...where you wanna meet up?
2:30 Batman reference!
Batman animated series... it rarely gets better than THAT!
sWooZie Isn't it like 4 AM where you are? lol you really work around the clock...
LionofJudah Hes waiting for Jada to text him..Oh wait...
LilJosieLeAnn ~ ROTFLOL staring at that phone HARD
sWooZie LMAO! Omg I'm laughing so hard right now i'm crying LOL!
I watched this video at least 10 times and it took me the 11th time to finally look up what “exfoliated” meant
When you've just rewatched men in black and you're just like *YAS I KNOW THE MEMORY REMOVER THINGY!!*
send the swoozie squad out first bro, we'll do a background check.
2:53 who else thought their skype went off?
me :3
+A maniac.. not a good one. me too! And no matter how many times I rewatch this, I can't stop automatically glancing at my skype in the bottom of my PC xD
+_yimxK | A simple Harry. i did, i was like, "who msged me?, wait what?" then i replayed the video, and i was like: :O kiddin me bruh
*raises hand*
was thinking of commenting the same thing >:[
This video is how I found out who Tinashe is and I'm grateful. Now everyone go listen to Songs for You!!
My dad was calling a friend and when he called (he called twice, second time answered and got girl voicemail) someone who was a man answered and we were all confused and then we started yelling at him for pretending he was someone else and a day later he called back and then we blocked him. 😆
I almost had a similar experience to you. I met a really cute girl online and we hit it off almost immediately. We were both HUGE nerds who were terrible at flirting. After about a week of talking online and texting, we decided to go see a movie together. I got there about 15 minutes early and waited for her. I ended up waiting 20 minutes after the movie started and she still hadn't shown up. I was both fuming and heartbroken at the same time. Then when I got home, I came into my room, ready to text her an angry rant, when I realized that I had forgotten my phone, it had been on my dresser the whole time and she had left me at least a dozen apology texts saying that the person who was supposed to take her to the movies didn't show. We ended up rescheduling for the following weekend.
I've now been dating her for over a year.
Now Swoozie, you should really get to know the real Tinashe because she is where it is at!
Hotter than Queen Bey. Now that's a compliment.
I'm such a big fan of Tinashe...omg. Once you said that x out commercial I DIED 😂 sorry bro. Lots of catfish in the online sea 😐
My Chromebook has buffering problems so when sWooZie took that long pause, I legit thought my Chromebook was buffering right there. XD
Ugh...CZcams added an annoying sound every time you like a comment.
Airborne Really, let me test it out on yours!
almost had me. you're very clever.
you sly dog...i like you
nice try
Said a million people before you, yep you're unoriginal as fuck GO AWAY NOW, SHOOO BEGONE!
Lol when the skype sound effect went off I looked at my skype. Funny and sad hahahaha awawaw *starts crying*
same...
That girl will forever be on Swoozie’s channel.
Lol, Lilly on the email list like...🤔
OMG DID ANY ONE NOTICE LILLY?! No? Just me? Ok then..
I did
I did
yes
Yep me to
nope me too
Hey Swoozie, this is Nev from MTV's Catfish. You have a minute?
Watching you're old videos from when you lived in Orlando is cool because I get to know everything you're talking about even when you don't use real names.
Conspiracy Theory: sWoozie started Tinashe's career