I'm not crying, you're crying. Also, I'm crying. I feel like a lot of us see ourselves in this story, in terms of the joy that comes from these two mates just doing their thing. I look forward to hanging out with them every week.
Pray 2: The Big City I woefully misunderstood the brief and have written a screwball family comedy from the 2000's starring a straight talking priest from the hood and a stuffy businessman who's too busy at work to see his kids.
Someday far in the future James and Mason need matching anonymous side-by-side headstones that simply read “I’m bigger Galactus!” And “I’m Rude Obi-Wan Kenobi!”
My friend worked on the new venom film in the costume department. I'm gonna have to watch it just to see his name in the credits. He also worked on the new Downton Abbey. So proud of him. 😁
Sunshine 2. We need to send a big bomb to restart the Moon. One of the crew members spends too much time staring at the moon and turns into a werewolf or something.
For the Acolyte, I kinda wish there was more ambiguity around whether the twin was alive or not. If there was more of a potentially unreliable narrator. Maybe there still could be but it would take more work. Otherwise, as a straight forward show, it is... straight forward.
I would really enjoy a Sunshine prequel. I like the idea of seeing what the crew of the first Icarus mission went through, and seeing Pinbacker slowly go insane would reinforce the 3rd of act of Sunshine.
I’m so disappointed that Netflix isn’t giving Hit Man a proper theatrical run. I saw it a few weeks ago in a packed theater and the vibes were amazing. It’s funny, tense, and thoughtful definitely recommend checking it out!
I think the Acolyte is gonna be one of those shows that only gets worse and becomes so infamous people who care will hate watch it to make fun of it just like secret invasion
Bernie 2011 is a real treat, and feels like a companion piece to Hit Man, highly recommend it. ALSO based on an article written buy the guy who originally wrote about the real-life hitman decoy Gary
I'd love to see Linklater adapt something by Stephen King. Maybe The Long Walk or Revival? They're both great at bringing the slightly unusual into a traditional Americana location.
In the Venom trailer, it's the exact same bartender -- his hair was in a ponytail in No Way Home and he just took his ponytail down in the trailer -- it's even implied to be the exact same day not even an hour later. More-no was tracking the anomalies... everything this he's in the MCU universe....
One thing that I found ironic about the Acolyte and its great that apparently Im not the only one is that certain scenes and shots look like a film and others look so cheaply and badly done..it just seems like different people are filming the show...some good and some really bad
The title of this episode reminds me, Caravan of Garbage are currently doing poorly performing Videogame movies. Did the two Hitman movies perform well? or was it a case of "we had to pick 4". Also, completely by chance, it gets mentioned at the end of the episode when Timothy Oliphant was brought up. 😅
Would a Rust Cohle True Detective spin-off with Rust tracking down another killer (played by Powell) who turns out to be his bastard son from when he was undercover with the bikers work? Cohle VS a younger Cohle?
I think it’s funny that the Venom movies, which are about an alien that’s literally known for eating people’s brains and murdering other people that he doesn’t eat, only have PG-13 ratings meanwhile Kraven: The Animal Rights Activist has an R-rating lol.
Ithought the first episode of The Acolyte was kind of disappointing, just one cliche after another, but the second one was better, so i hope that trend continues.
60 marvel characters in the upcoming avengers movie directed by the director of deadpool 3? hear me out-- evil deadpool corps invades our universe, 30 of the "marvel characters" are just ryan reynolds in the background. when our deadpool kills evil deadpool at the end he pushes a big disney button and turns to the camera and says "alright, fuck this multiverse stuff, we're going back to basics" and he announces the next spider-man movie with a very street level villain edit: I love the complaint about the Darth vader reprint character in the acolyte while over in gundam we've had like 35 identical clones of char
My one major criticism of the Acolyte is its characters are not-believably really dumb, and don't think dynamically for even a moment at every given opportunity apart from the odd marvel-quip. I guess the makeup and cgi could be better too, but doesn't bug me so much. Still seems less dumb than Ahsoka. Edited to rag on Kenobi too; ooof.
I really liked Prey and thought Amber Midthunder did great. However, I do not wish to see a direct sequel of that movie. I was really hoping they'd go into a different time with a different type of warrior. The idea the internet was floating around with Hiroyuki Sanada as a Samurai taking on a Predator would have been great or at least something like that.
This better be good, James. I'm missing Red Notice.
You are being unreasonable here, it IS Red Notice
Just watch it on the other 3 Red Notice dedicated devices in your household like the rest of us
Or buy a better tv. Screen in screen. Get a decent head unit and 2 sets of earbuds, split the signals, and you can listen to both. Aim higher man.
Why wouldn’t you simply put red notice on the Picture in Picture so you can red notice INSIDE red notice
Elvis was known to watch three TVs at once. And this was before there was was even anything good on TV
The Venom Goonerverse is an entirely different series of films.
The letters section got me where i feel . Sorry for their loss . Hope they’re doing fine . Rest in peace
I read the post on the weekly planet subreddit and just ugly cried reading through all of it .
I'm not crying, you're crying. Also, I'm crying. I feel like a lot of us see ourselves in this story, in terms of the joy that comes from these two mates just doing their thing. I look forward to hanging out with them every week.
Prey Two: Stay Preyed Up!
Wait, please don't tell me it's gonna star Maso's favourite actor and human
Wow that's bad. You should stop trying to be funny
Prey Two: Pray too.
Pray 2: The Big City
I woefully misunderstood the brief and have written a screwball family comedy from the 2000's starring a straight talking priest from the hood and a stuffy businessman who's too busy at work to see his kids.
Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo
Someday far in the future James and Mason need matching anonymous side-by-side headstones that simply read “I’m bigger Galactus!” And “I’m Rude Obi-Wan Kenobi!”
I'm concerned that James gets too hydrated.
If he keeps going like this he might drown himself in Soda.
He's gonna spontaneously dissolve into a puddle of water, like that senator in the X-Men movie.
My friend worked on the new venom film in the costume department. I'm gonna have to watch it just to see his name in the credits. He also worked on the new Downton Abbey. So proud of him. 😁
I'm excited to see his work too! Costume is an underappreciated but incredibly hard working department!
I have 30 minutes to squeeze this 1:40:25 episode in before work.
...my boss is not going to be happy with the result
"You gahtta be wicked smaht ta fight a predata."
It's weird to hear my accent mocked by Australians. We could have been natural accent allies.
Mason using the phrase “Venom Gooniverse” 😦
19 inches of Venom
Weekly Planet animations needs to jump on Mase-O captaining a vessel whilst drinking G&Ts
Sunshine 2.
We need to send a big bomb to restart the Moon.
One of the crew members spends too much time staring at the moon and turns into a werewolf or something.
And that crew member is John Jameson, J Jonah Jameson III aka Man-Wolf, making Sunshine 2 a secret Marvel (or at least a Spider-Verse) movie!
I like when you crack open a cold beer :)
Somehow in a month of Furiosa and the Acolyte, Hitman was the thing I enjoyed watching the most
As a native of Price Edward Island, I too relate Anne of Green Gable to some kind of hazy fever dream.
Bigger Galactus is my new favourite character
the only hero who can stop him is, of course, Big Ears Batman.
Is Bigger Galactus bigger than Bigger Luke?
No character is better than Corn of Coblin.
37:15 I think a xenomorph from Alien/Aliens smell like chlorine from a pool lol 😅
Acolyte feels like a first draft of a good star wars show
Never throught about it, but with Acid blood, the Aliens most certainly smell like pickles, right?
I thought they’d smell like vomit?
Maybe it's hyper concentrated citric acid and aliens smell lemony fresh
I remember when James and Maso liked James Franco, before he died. RIP.
For the Acolyte, I kinda wish there was more ambiguity around whether the twin was alive or not. If there was more of a potentially unreliable narrator. Maybe there still could be but it would take more work.
Otherwise, as a straight forward show, it is... straight forward.
Jake Paul is going to fight the ulcer? So it's an ulcer versus a tumor?
Maso, I just want to give you your flowers for the edging joke, I laughed out loud when you said it and James didn't even react!
I don't want to be the guy that points out when you were listing Ryan Reynolds movies you forgot Red Notice, but...
They were so distracted by Red Notice to list Red Notice
Making Monday tolerable ❤
That and Spice and Wolf
I would really enjoy a Sunshine prequel.
I like the idea of seeing what the crew of the first Icarus mission went through, and seeing Pinbacker slowly go insane would reinforce the 3rd of act of Sunshine.
When does Chris Evans character from Losers get a spinoff show "90s Guys"?His uniform is frosted tips and a pooka shell necklace.
My doctor diagnosed me with star worts.
I wanna get James in a room with a bunch of Ghostbusters fans and Mad Max fans and see who he beats to death first.
I always thought Xenomorphs would smell kind of similar to crushed millipedes.
6:18 being a marvel fan is about finding the balance between caring more than anything in the world really not having anymore fucks to give
I’m so disappointed that Netflix isn’t giving Hit Man a proper theatrical run. I saw it a few weeks ago in a packed theater and the vibes were amazing. It’s funny, tense, and thoughtful definitely recommend checking it out!
James staying hydrated i hear ❤️
Though G&Ts aren't the best way of staying hydrated. And you probably shouldn't be drinking them while steering a yacht, either.
@@johnpotts8308solid advice tbf
Rhys Ifans is playing Otto Hightower in Venom 3. You heard it here first.
Jedi on the trail of a murderer give me MASSIVE John Travolta with jacket memes.
God that new Intro is gold
WAHOOOOOO!!!!! This is exactly what I wanted, yay Mondays!
Mason is 4'6"- i saw him trying to sneak on the big dipper at luna world 🤣
I think the Acolyte is gonna be one of those shows that only gets worse and becomes so infamous people who care will hate watch it to make fun of it just like secret invasion
I really can’t see it surpassing Secret Invasion in terms of how much of a turd the finale was. What in the hell was that?!
On the one hand I'm so glad James is staying hydrated, but on the other hand I'm worried that the soda is keeping him dehydrated. Im so conflicted.
Stop me if I'm crazy, but hear me out: Galactus' dad
I was just about to start a Red Notice rewatch but saw you've uploaded something.
Bernie 2011 is a real treat, and feels like a companion piece to Hit Man, highly recommend it. ALSO based on an article written buy the guy who originally wrote about the real-life hitman decoy Gary
Love these guys, my life is so much better thanks to these idiots
The sequel to Sunshine is Moonfall!
DEFENDERS!
I wonder if Sigourney Reaber will be in the new Alien film?
I always assume the Xenomorpths smell like stink bugs
What do bugs even smell like?
Its not Monday until i hear the mates and brothers. They also kiss.
I'd love to see Linklater adapt something by Stephen King. Maybe The Long Walk or Revival? They're both great at bringing the slightly unusual into a traditional Americana location.
Prey 2: Electric Preygaloo
Let's see I can listen to this podcast or I can watch the first 100 minutes of Red Notice again, is there really any question
Mason speaking truths with choosing G&T’s at bars. Easy to make and refreshing 👌
Bring Baldy Zane back
For some reason I thought Hitman was a theater movie not a Netflix movie
Nobody's gonna talk about how episode 1 of The Acolyte is just the first half hour of The Fugitive?
They SPUMMed it
In the Venom trailer, it's the exact same bartender -- his hair was in a ponytail in No Way Home and he just took his ponytail down in the trailer -- it's even implied to be the exact same day not even an hour later. More-no was tracking the anomalies... everything this he's in the MCU universe....
Top form this week, boys! Loved it! Thank you!!
The Predator is bigger and better than everyone, so being small and weak helps, for some reason.
🎉
Agent Venom.
1:24:58 You lads need to see the 1970s duology. It fucking slaps.
New Predator movie where the Predator murders a bunch of Catholics.
Prey 2: The Lord
I would rather be under unimaginable stress attempting to steer a yacht and serve G&Ts to rich people than listening to this podcast.
You're missing out then
Yall didn't hate The Acolyte?!?!?!?! Oh no
I do love the idea of the Batman series style MCU movies. Christopher Nolans, Real, gritty, dark. Tim burtons campy, funny, colourful.
Aliens definitely smell like Steve Buchemi
@1:11:00
One thing that I found ironic about the Acolyte and its great that apparently Im not the only one is that certain scenes and shots look like a film and others look so cheaply and badly done..it just seems like different people are filming the show...some good and some really bad
“The Killer’s Game” ACTUALLY looks horrendous.
Thanks for the episode guys and as always I HATE IT!!!
As a white man: First I realized there were no white men
He didn't learn English. He's speaking phonetic English, meaning he's saying the sounds of words but not really knowing what they mean.
The title of this episode reminds me, Caravan of Garbage are currently doing poorly performing Videogame movies. Did the two Hitman movies perform well? or was it a case of "we had to pick 4".
Also, completely by chance, it gets mentioned at the end of the episode when Timothy Oliphant was brought up. 😅
RODNEY BLINK 3 TIMES IF WE HAVE TO RESCUE YOU
I actually really love your podcast, and you two are quite alright as well! Thanks for being coool dudes
Would a Rust Cohle True Detective spin-off with Rust tracking down another killer (played by Powell) who turns out to be his bastard son from when he was undercover with the bikers work? Cohle VS a younger Cohle?
1:55 you miss big things? never. it's not like you completely forgot that we have three new episodes of the boys between now and next week's podcast.
Jordan peele would do a good blade
RODNEY
Uhhhhhhh, spoilers for Dawson's Creek?
Wait, isn’t Acolyte a Fight Club/ mr robot situation? That there is no twin and she has a weird slit personality?
Twice the budget of Obi Wan is just absurd.
Please review episode 3 when it’s out.
I found the acolyte boring. I won't be watching anyone. Hit Man was great 👍
Would you believe me if i said i just had a sandwich?
❤❤❤
I think it’s funny that the Venom movies, which are about an alien that’s literally known for eating people’s brains and murdering other people that he doesn’t eat, only have PG-13 ratings meanwhile Kraven: The Animal Rights Activist has an R-rating lol.
Also my wife's idea was that she had multiple personalities from repressed trauma.....that would have been a better plot
Ithought the first episode of The Acolyte was kind of disappointing, just one cliche after another, but the second one was better, so i hope that trend continues.
60 marvel characters in the upcoming avengers movie directed by the director of deadpool 3? hear me out-- evil deadpool corps invades our universe, 30 of the "marvel characters" are just ryan reynolds in the background. when our deadpool kills evil deadpool at the end he pushes a big disney button and turns to the camera and says "alright, fuck this multiverse stuff, we're going back to basics" and he announces the next spider-man movie with a very street level villain
edit: I love the complaint about the Darth vader reprint character in the acolyte while over in gundam we've had like 35 identical clones of char
I gotta say, if everyone in Acolyte was a white guy played by Liam Neeson, I would actually love that.
Dupree was not the problem
My one major criticism of the Acolyte is its characters are not-believably really dumb, and don't think dynamically for even a moment at every given opportunity apart from the odd marvel-quip. I guess the makeup and cgi could be better too, but doesn't bug me so much. Still seems less dumb than Ahsoka.
Edited to rag on Kenobi too; ooof.
Still no Fallout review?
The Acolyte feels like Knives Out: Star Wars and I have to wonder if this was originally going to be the alleged Rian Johnson trilogy
Ooh I like that theory
I really liked Prey and thought Amber Midthunder did great. However, I do not wish to see a direct sequel of that movie. I was really hoping they'd go into a different time with a different type of warrior. The idea the internet was floating around with Hiroyuki Sanada as a Samurai taking on a Predator would have been great or at least something like that.
Pc gone mad
Glen Powell should be Cyclops