Ranking Every Episode of "Sonic Sez"
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- čas přidán 25. 11. 2020
- I watched and ranked every Sonic Sez segment during a livestream. Here are my totally scientific and not-biased-at-all results.
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Sonic Shorts Vol. 2 - • Sonic Shorts Volume 2 ...
Sonic Sez short by Zach Dewd - • Sonic Sez: Corona virus
Sonic Sez: WoW - • Sonic Sez: Don't play ...
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#SonicTheHedgehog #TierList - Komedie
why did sonic lecture Dr.Robotnik abt staying in school like that man didn’t EARN his doctorate
You have a keebo pfp so
_instant like_
Kiibo.
He also BUILT the ray
@sodium chloride do you mean degree
I don’t think Sonic should be preaching about going to school to a literal mechanic engineer who makes robots and crafts world conquering schemes for a living just because he was shot by a stupidity ray.
"9-1-1 is for real emergencies... like when the cable goes out and you can't watch The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog."
There's also 611, for things that might turn into emergencies
I feel like I just had a Vietnam flashback
Ahhh, I remember that episode of Nostalgia Critic. A classic!
That is not the number for emergencies in my country.
@@SproutyPottedPlant Hello Knuckles the Echidna from Sonic the Hedgehog
I actually like the fact that they used Sonic and Tails to get positive messages out to kids
Instead of someone telling them like they're instructing them, they use a kid's cartoon character who may make the kid feel more comfortable or trusting
Even things that might be cringe to us now, they still conveyed an important message to us back then!
and also just having sonic stand in front of the camera and say plainly “no one has the right to touch you if you don’t want them to” must have been a comfort to children who have unfortunately found themselves in those positions. it may look goofy to us with the music in the background and the animation, but if i was a kid i probably wouldn’t listen unless it’s just sonic telling you the facts of life. i guess
Honestly, since every kid probably wanted to be Sonic, they'd probably here him out on stuff like this. It's kinda like the cool kid in school saying what you should and shouldn't do and you listen to him at a young age because you wanna be cool too.
With no internet and most parents overly religious and afraid themselves to talk about this stuff, when they'd rather pretend it didn't exist. Cartoons also reach really young children whom this information is just as important for since the younger a child is the more naïve they are, schools usually hold back until children are older plus kids usually tune out warnings at school.
Now does that look fun to you? If so, your brains are scrambled.
@@sweesbees you made the best point about these shorts. I applaud you.
Sonic: “I don’t want any of my pals getting hurt by a gun”
Shadow: *pulls out the pistol*
This deserves more likes XD
_I Am All Of Me plays aggressively in the background_
Wheres the likes?! 😂
LoL! Imagine AoStH Sonic meeting Shadow XDDDD
Oh no no no
It’s always cool being hugged by someone you like
But if they try to touch you in any way that makes you feel uncomfortable, then THATS NO GOOD
@@memerman9268 so what do you do? First, you say no. Then, you get outta there!
@@petermarsella6537 most important, you gotta tell someone you trust! (Your parents, your teacher, a police officer!)
not in 2020
Also Smoking isn't COOL
“Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But that someone touches you in a way or in a place that make you feel uncomfortable, THAT’S NO GOOD.” - Sonic The Hedgehog 1993
Facts u-u
"Kids, there's nothing cool about being hugged by someone you like. But if that someone touches you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable that's good"
The cooler sonic the hedgehog 1993
Sonic is referring to your uncle.
“It’s your body! No one has the right to touch you if you don’t want them to! So, what do you do? First, you say *NO!* Then, you get outta there!”
@@pengiunanimatorguy "it's not your body everyone has the right to touch you even if you don't want them to! So what do you do? First you say yes then you get closer"
The cooler sonic the hedgehog
"There might not be any poison flowers on earth-"
Enter monkshood, a beautiful purple flower that is such a potent neurotoxin that Inuit people used it to *take down whales*
I was so confused by that! Even some very popular flowers like azaleas and some rhododendron flowers (that’s the Washington state flower!) are poisonous to humans and animals. That’s super interesting about monkshood!
Thanks for teaching me about a flower
@@username-mk4qv "Wolf's bane" is quite deadly too, if the Vocaloid manga MIKUBON taught me anything. ^3^
Whales: *Are giant mammals that could probably crush most earthly species if they harbored malevolent intent*
Inuits: heehoo flower
He said might
Cartoons always made quick sand seem more like a problem than it actually was. In my 28 years of living, I've not encountered it once.
@@stanbrule9357 Sinkholes are pretty much bottomless pits.
im convinced that quicksand just isnt real
That could depend on where you live. Some places have more quicksand than others
@@stanbrule9357 reminds me of how phineas and ferb caused 6 year old me to want my own pet platypus and 6 years later finding out its actually illegal to have a platypus
I once got stuck in quicksand and managed to escape, losing my boots in the process and having to walk in sub-zero temperatures while covered in water and dirt back to my friend's place
Found out from my dad later that day that a relative on his side of the family died that way
Maybe that's just a Canadian thing though
21:10
Yup! Mom taught me that! It even saved her life once because she was in the park this one time and she had this...feeling she was being watched, and she turns around and sees this guy on the overhead bridge (in our park there's a riverside path and there are multiple bridges that go over it) looking down at her, and when she kept walking he started following her all the way down to her house, so she started running screaming "fire!" and people started coming out to look so he ran away.
Courtney Sez really does work IRL.
11:17 - And that's why Sega forbids Sonic to ever have his shoes off.
Should’ve seen Tails’ shoes off in Little Merhog
Edit: mildly regretting making this comment lol
@@adcgdsin9320 i
@@adcgdsin9320 w h a t
THEY COULD'VE JUST MADE HIS FEET BLUE OR SMTH LMAO
@@vibrantgleam The worst part is that during the sunscreen segment, his feet were actually blue.
9:28 someone may have brought this up during the livestream but if not: there were a lot of PSAs in the 90s telling kids (and adults but obv it's easier to impress on kids) to wear their seatbelts bc before then it was just... not required. like a lot of cars didn't even have seat belts, that was new in the 90s and there was a big push to get people to use them.
That's interesting, and also computers being harder to use in the 90's because they were also newer.
It’s funny because people back then reacted to seatbelts the same way people nowadays react to face masks. ”But our freedom!!”
@@ssr8555 I imagine.. geez..
@@ssr8555 I guess the world is still burning like. Billy Joel once said…
from what i know that's when it was required nationwide, the earliest adoption of these laws was the mid 80's but for certain states.
Buckle up, get your popcorn, THIS IS GOING TO BE A *LONG* RIDE.
*gets a clip board*
Yah, your micro wave blew up
Courtney: I like being Sonic's pal.
Me: me too, Courtney, me too.
Me three. He's petty cool.
Way past cool.
Yeah, Sonic is a great friend.
Way past cool
@@Silver_Sonic_23 yes
10:38 "do a flip"
The last time I said that to someone
I lost my job at the suicide hotline
LMAO, that's fucked up 😂
O.O
Ha
It was propably for a fair reason
@@mrsirgiy yeah I kept getting told "stop hitting on your boss" but I didnt listen
You know, if Robotnik had dropped out of school, he may never have gotten the education necessary to build a stupidity ray - he would have been smarter if he had dropped out.
Or if he skipped stupidity-ray-building class
What-
"I'm putting this in C Tier."
Me: *Don't think about the C-Virus...*
"C FOR COLD"
Me: Oh thank goodness.
*proceeds to play the coronavirus sonic sez*
*_C for chilly dogs_*
C for corona
The common cold is a type of Corona virus-
OH GOD
They’re going to get demonetised if they say COVID
remember kids if you live in a abusive house hold run away to a friends house to call 911
What if you have no friends
@@apiz-chan2550 Go to the moon
@@elechronic no the moon is too boring go to the sun it warm
@@joshuaminton7583 No Mars
@@elechronic no peoples gonna come there go to the sonic universe
I cannot watch the Sonic Sez segments without thinking of the YTPs
"Kids, you're not important, you're not cool, you're dumb"
"So if you live in a tree, do the city a favor, plant your lungs"
"Music's great Tails, but don't listen"
Etc
Edit: also Courtney said "Scrounder" at 10:21
@Nicolette Stallone Respectively:
Frustrated Sonic insults the kids by Walrusguy
Robotnik stands naked in front of the BARREL OF A GUN by Geibuchan
One of Iteachvader's YTPs (forgot the exact one)
"So what do you do? First you drink liquor. Then, you touch a police officer!"
"Always tell your folks that you're FURRY, bad things happen if you don't."
"Scrounder?" That sounds like some cringe ship some 3 year old came up with
@@sapphanimates it's actually a common sentence mix joke among the YTP community
I love how Courtney sounds tired with life in the beginning.
Mood.
Kid there's nothing more cool than making a Sonic Sez tier list but if someone tries to make a tier list on Sonic Sez and put "That's no good" below S tier, THAT'S NO GOOD!
Good one.
Playing on Railroad tracks is bad. That's why we have Dumb Ways to Die.
Lol true
Aaaagreed!
I hate that song ;-;
@@WitchySplotch *YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE*
@@trash_lol *DISRESPECTIN’ MY PSA,*
11:19 Sonic's feet where officially confirmed in the 90s
Lillie Lesson: Talking about a problem isn’t a problem as long you had it handle properly.
I thought the lesson was to always keep creatures of legend in bags to not draw too much attention.
@@narxmagee727 nono, you have to chase them around and desperately try to get them back in the bag, that way people think they're a cat
@@narxmagee727 That’s another Lillie Lesson
@@FriskyD. Yep that’s another Lillie Lesson as well
@@narxmagee727 Narx Get in the bag! (Narx the Nebby)
You forgot the Sonic Sez reference in the first Wreck-It Ralph...
What
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Remember, if you die outside your own game, you won't regenerate, Game over!
- Sonic, Wreck it Ralph :)
@@stardust5138 I loved that one lmao
Is it the one about dying for real in a game that you don’t belong to?
Her reaction to Coconuts’ running away was exactly what I thought when first watching that Sonic Sez!
3:29 “I feel like that’s a fetish”
Yeah...... about that..
Why is quicksand a fetish?
@@Silver_Sonic_23 ask Deviantart. I saw it too. It's also used as a form of bondage for.. sex, tickling, sneezing fetish vore, any review any other fetish once must be home on place for.
@@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently WHY
QUICKSAND MUST BE TERRIFYING 😭😭😭
PLEASE ATLEAST THEY COULD'VE USED SOMETHING BETTER-
@@vibrantgleam xD I don't even know.
@@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently 😭
My problem with Scratch and Grounder in some of these is that they're robots. They can't get sick from alcoholism, nicotine, or the Heineken flu.
Doesn’t Eggman put *creatures* in his badniks?
@@wumpus976 I haven't watched the old Sonic cartoons to be sure, but I'm pretty sure they're just normal robots.
@@wumpus976 In the first games, yes, but at least in AoStH, no, they're just regular robots.
Courtney SNT: stranger danger
Nedd bear: STRANGER DANGER
LOL UCN Reference.
dont you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters?
D for Don't call 911 unless it's an emergency
S for sexual harassment
F for Fetish
B for Be safe around trains. A message from Metro
A for Always wear sunscreen
B for better tell your guardian where you gonna be
A for airpods
C for chili dogs
@@cringespongebob3080 "see guys when ya share Everybody's happy" Sonic Says
"Be safe around trains, a message from Metro." Oh I liked that reference.
B for books
“Wear your seatbelt.”
James would be proud.
I like how sonic calls tails little bro
What makes the OK K.O Sonic Sez one interesting is that it kinda connects with the show's own finale somewhat.
And the fact is based in quotes from the Classic era. Specially the one from the first game.
That reminds me, cartoons made me think I'd encounter way more quicksand than I have
18:57 This was more or less before Tails was established as a super genius in the games, so it does make some sort of sense.
Actually in AoStH, Tails was shown to be mechanically inclinedas he would build stuff for Sonic from time to time.
Scratch trying dis BOOOZE should've been S Tier. Everything else is a good ranking.
But the one about rape
@@nonymouswisp8176 That's No Good
I love how Sonic describes the sexual assault of a child as "That's no good."
i mean, it's not good at all, so he's right
That’s the best way to describe child molestation.
For going into a car with someone(forgot what episode)ask the person something that only the person who is actually picking you up knows,middle name,pet name,oc names,have some kind of password ect
18:35 he’s doing the early prototype distraction dance
XD 🤣
The way scratch said BOOZ is so funny it cracks me up
You can learn so much by not even watching the show, but these short and sweet shorts that go right into the point. THAT is something that teachers should show us instead of crappy 20 minute videos
I was expecting to see Sonic X's "Sonic Sez" from Episode 1. "Kids, don't use formula 1 race cars to chase Hedgehogs."
czcams.com/video/9xSdQrgijs0/video.html
Regardless, I think this was a neat video. A lot of Sonic Sez segments that I wasn't aware about.
Sonic: Don't use a building for a canvas, cuz that's graffiti
Sega: *makes Jet Set Radio*
Sonic: Am I a joke to you?
Sonic team: Yes
*Tails:* I’m gonna go swimming! **jumps in**
*Sonic:* wait! Tails!
**jaws theme starts playing**
"Stay in school, kids!"
Yeah, that one didn't really work out. Too much pressure and sensory overload. Plus, whenever I'd have a meltdown, my teachers would just scold me and I'd get in trouble. Mom ended up pulling me out and homeschooling me, and I am so much better for it.
Tails look out! Oh no! He’s got AirPods!
It’s always cool watching your favorite CZcamsr! *Thats so Good!*
14:31 i’d be ok with the 8 billion real cost ads if they were just this
Scratch: WHATS WITH DA MASK HEDGEHOG!?
*Sonic:* It’s to keep me safe from my identity being leaked
6:51 So fun fact, and I joined the livestream when that was much past this sonic sez. I forget the actual numbers, but in 2018 dollars when I looked it up out of sheer curiostiy, the robodude would still cost around 300-350 dollars which is about the same as a new console. So technically it could still absolutely be affordable.
"You can't go somewhere without telling ya daddy where you're going."
Oh ummm...
Yeah about that-
8:23
Courtney gives people a heartfelt speech about this segment as Sadness(Tails Flashback/Gamma VS Sonic(Amy Story Cutscene Version)/Post-Perfect Chaos plays in the background
The one on infomercials is pretty relevant to my current college studies. I'm in a class about Navigating Information, and just yesterday we discussed how ads use signifiers and other techniques to mislead us, especially when it comes to persuading us of a very limited and biased opinion or who or what doesn't belong.
I love how the majority of Courtney's rankings is based on whether or not she can make a joke based on what letter the ranking is. Like the "A" for "Airpods" thing.
*Guy:* you do know that the moss grows on the north side of the tree, right?
*Tails:* you do know this is a Taco Bell, right?
*Robotnik:* TACO BELL!
Sonic :*tells tails don't call 911 when you're gonna get beaten up*
Children: *Belives that crap*
Also Children: * Gets hold hostage*
Sonic: STILL DON'T CALL 911!
at 12:42 tails's tails was still on screen and sonic looked in the same direction where tails walked so its confirmed people. sonic is blind
Or he has short-term memory
3:08 that fade-in give me life
Courtney: 😒
This is my type of content
Fun fact, the breakfast lesson is the only time where Sonic is the one at fault in whatever situation he is in.
Glad I made it to B tier, thanks a lot for featuring my video!
10:33 hey look it's Alberto from luca
True! 🤣
I used to watch this show and I’m so glad it’s still being talked about! (:
21:26
Tails being droopy-eyed in that shot is almost like the base of Shadow being hilariously droopy-eyed when he jumped from the platform in the Hero Story version of the 1st Sonic VS Shadow fight in Sonic Adventure 2 [Battle]
Funny enough, I think the animation cel of Tails smoking is one of the cels that survived and surfaced at one point.
16:35 Had Raku-chan watched this Sonic Sez, then maybe she'd still be just fine and dandy.
Man I feel bad for Courtney having to suffer from tails saying to call law enforcement
“Sonic sez, if ur bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?”
When tails was drowning i was like : i can relate,tails.
22:36 If the whole hero thing doesn’t work out, sonic should consider being a dentist
20:19 You just cursed Jaleel White. Sonic Sez: Never use cursed words until your 18.
I love that you included the parodies at the pilot segment
(Cream is about to have a gigantic ice cream mountain)
(Vanilla walks in)
Vanilla: Cream, what are you doing?
Cream: Having lunch, mommy!
Sonic: Well you're having it wrong.
Tails: Do you have all the REGULAR food groups?
Sonic: You got it!
Sally: Cream, your body could have some chili dogs but then again, having them all the time is too much.
(Sonic comes in with fruits and vegetables)
Sonic: You should have some fruits and veggies to help your bod!
(The food is flown into Cream's mouth)
Tails: Milk and dairy products, fish and poultry and bread and cereals should do too!
(The rest of the food is put into Cream's mouth)
Cream: Wow! I feel great!
Vanilla: Now who's gonna eat all this ice cream?
Sally: Tails will, but not all at once!
Sonic: Because a good diet is a healthy diet! Don't let your body go to waste!
Cream is voiced by Grey Griffin, Vanilla is voiced by April Winchell, Tails is voiced by Colleen Villard, Sally is voiced by Kath Soucie and Sonic is voiced by Jaleel White.
I have a feeling Sonic is the kid that could get all B’s and an A-, but instead gets C’s and D’s because he doesn’t push himself in school.
12:03 there are poisonous flowers on earth. A quick Google search shows at least 23 species.
21:00 That is the best cartoon like standing posture I've ever seen in Sonic Sez A.K.A Says
9:27 The odd ones out is shaking 🤣
A problem I have is with the episode ‘Mama Robotnik Returns.’ Basically, it’s ‘even if you don’t agree with it, you have to obey the law.’ The thing is, the basis of the episode is that Eggman’s mom adopted them, and they had to go along with it because ‘it’s the law.’ Nobody listened to them during the court session and Tails was put in direct danger. While obeying the law is a good message, you need to speak out at times. What if the inspector came a little bit too late?
After I saw the one about how much Sonic loved to read it made me think of the Storybook games, where Sonic was totally ignorant of the Arabian Nights...I kind of don't like that the official game version of Sonic is less well read... On an unrelated note I think Paramount missed out on some advertising bonuses by not using movie Sonic in a parody PSA. I wonder if we will ever get a Movie Sonic Says...
(the Freedom Fighters are surrounded by SWATbots)
Antoine: Sonic we are surrounded! We should call how you say, 911!
Bunnie: 911? Sugartoine, are you serious?
Sally: That's for emergencies! Does this LOOK like an emergency?
Antoine: Oh what I fuel I am!
Sonic: If there's a fire or somebody's trying to break into your home, THAT'S when you call 911!
Sally: One person's dumb joke could be another person's disaster!
19:52
Sonic's gettin *gains*
Lillie says... This is super funny and pretty good. Lol
Snively: On your mark, get set, GO!
(Naugus and Robotnik run a race)
(Robotnik spills some oil onto Naugus's trail)
(Naugus slips)
Robotnik: You are done for.
(Robotnik slips on the oil as well)
Robotnik: HELP!
(They make it to the finish line)
Sonic: And the winner is... NOBODY!
Naugus and Robotnik: *WHAT?!*
Robotnik: Oh no, don't do this to me Naugus!
Naugus: I'm afraid so...
(Naugus changes Robotnik's head into a pig's head)
Sonic: Either way, cheaters never prosper. You gotta play fair no matter if you win or lose!
The funniest part of the chili dog one is that Sonic just kinda stole one for himself without even asking tails.
I have never heard of these before now, and I had tp try really hard not to die from laughter with some of them!
16:55 i feel like a better moral for that one would be practice proper lab safety
1:stay in school
2:stay in school
3:DO 1 AND 2!
i feel like sonic got hit by the stupidity laser
@@alephorsmth9140yep 😂
20:43 Brazilians will understand
"TÁ PEGANDO FOGO BICHO!" Kkkkkkkk
CHAMA O BOMBEIRO LÁ
[17:51] That's how comedy works. I guess
Why must you bring back the memories-
6:14 oh no tails have AirPods he can not hear us
How did Tails not get addicted to cigars? Once you smoke one you can’t stop. I’m not a smoker myself though.
Sonic: what your being ambushed? Nah 911 is for real emergency’s
Tails:... Sonic we’re gonna freaking die
1:40 they really said “u get jumped by guys on the street? pssh that’s nothin. someone breaks into ur house? now that’s a different story”
I guess the message is more like this:
Don't call 911 for issues you can solve on your own, because the twin towers are for real emergencies
I'm honestly in shock at how well animated the pilot is, like damn eggman be thicccccccccccccccccccccc 23:12
Tails: Sonic! He’s gonna jump
Courtney: DO A FLIP!
Bender: HEY! You stole that from me!
That last one is also very topical considering what's happening with Blizzard (and WoW's team in particular).
In the first 6 minutes, Sonic committed Grand Theft Auto, attempted murder, assault and broadcast signal intrusion.
10:38
Great snt unleashed reference
(Btw I love how it’s just an abridged version of the sonic unleashed op, I wanna see more things like that)
Snively: Give me my smokes back you little twerp!
(Snively starts smoking)
Tails: I heard that smoking can kill you!
Snively: Well I'm smoking right now and whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger!
Sally: Well how long have you been smoking?
Tails: I've never started.
Sally: NOT YOU!
Snively: Why are you annoying me?
Sonic: Because that smoke will make you choke!
Snively: You are being so paranoid. (Snively starts to cough). I don't feel so well (Snively accidentally swallows the cigarette)
Sally: Smoking is a crime against humanity, especially towards kids!
Amy: It's bad for your health and it ruins your teeth.
Sonic: So don't be a fool, smoking is way past uncool!
paints a toe sonic:NOW THATS ART
Hahah that actually was entertaining. Love the Sonic the hedgehog PSA, so many treasures XD