History-Makers: Confucius

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  • čas přidán 18. 06. 2020
  • Welcome to the challenge run of History-Makers, where I attempt to give insightful historical context to someone whose backstory is almost entirely blank.
    SOURCES & Further Reading: "Confucius: A Very Short Introduction" by Gardner, "China: A History" by Keay, "The Analects of Confucius", "The Mencius".
    This video was edited by Sophia Ricciardi AKA "Indigo". www.sophiakricci.com/
    Our content is intended for teenage audiences and up.
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  • @voidify3
    @voidify3 Před 4 lety +3797

    “China just broke, but while it was breaking, Confucius is busy figuring out how to have good morals”

  • @Foogi9000
    @Foogi9000 Před 4 lety +1718

    China through history: *Some assembly may be required*

    • @lukecommins1096
      @lukecommins1096 Před 4 lety +27

      China in the 21st Century: Assembly Achieved!!!

    • @ronanlooney3112
      @ronanlooney3112 Před 4 lety +49

      Luke Commins China in 21st century: Taiwan not included

    • @TheLivetuner
      @TheLivetuner Před 4 lety +54

      @@ronanlooney3112 Taiwan DLC, Hong Kong expansion included with Season Pass

    • @lukecommins1096
      @lukecommins1096 Před 4 lety +38

      @@TheLivetuner The sequel, China 2: Tibetan Boogaloo

    • @darkfang797
      @darkfang797 Před 4 lety +2

      but only sometimes

  • @simonkruger2187
    @simonkruger2187 Před 4 lety +1589

    "By god I will make it work" Blue this is the kind of optimism we need

    • @jean-paulaudette9246
      @jean-paulaudette9246 Před 4 lety +10

      Hey, it worked for me, I now know *way* more about him than I did.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jean-paulaudette9246 You may want to proof read that comment.

  • @kilotun8316
    @kilotun8316 Před 4 lety +960

    When he said "Mercenary Philosophers" I had this mental image of a bunch of world weary scholars with hard eyes holding their battered scrolls and pens, hanging out in a seedy bar while negotiating choice contracts. Best part? They were called the Gray Teach Legion and being hired by the Magistry of Confucius.

    • @JustGrowingUp84
      @JustGrowingUp84 Před 4 lety +30

      Loooool!
      And their collective teaching would be called BattleTeach? Hmm, that's too specific, would apply only to some, like Sun Tzu.
      Maybe PhilosoTech?
      Lol!

    • @unsapient2197
      @unsapient2197 Před 4 lety +27

      "Mercenary Philosophers" just reminds me of Byleth from Fire Emblem lol

    • @donbionicle
      @donbionicle Před 4 lety +23

      Legalist cowards! Dare you refuse the PhiloChall of Clan Jade Empire?

    • @rekindle7602
      @rekindle7602 Před 4 lety +16

      I would 10000% play this tabletop campaign

    • @wilagaton9627
      @wilagaton9627 Před 4 lety +16

      Its just begging for an anime adaptation. . .

  • @paulwagner688
    @paulwagner688 Před 4 lety +1021

    "Mercenary Philosophers". That's a t-shirt right there, that is.

    • @AnEnormousNerd
      @AnEnormousNerd Před 4 lety +32

      That's a band name, that is.

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 Před 4 lety +44

      "Will ponder the infinite for food"

    • @BlueDog241
      @BlueDog241 Před 4 lety +8

      I'd buy it.

    • @lachlancampbell6328
      @lachlancampbell6328 Před 4 lety +4

      Am I the only one who could see Olly of philosophy tube wearing one?

    • @thumper8684
      @thumper8684 Před 4 lety +14

      The Mo-ists were literal warrior philosophers. They would only play defence, but they had whole manuals on how to do it. That did not make them popular with the new Qin dynasty who, I am sure, were extra diligent in burning the Mo-ist books.

  • @lilithserena342
    @lilithserena342 Před 4 lety +1983

    about to be in the middle of nowhere with no signal but Overly Sarcastic Productions just updated so ima download it

  • @rasaecnai
    @rasaecnai Před 4 lety +1492

    "Good governance is under short supply... gee I wonder how that feels like."
    Living up to the channel's name i see...

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome Před 4 lety +39

      Enthusiastic Zestful Villainy hmmmm I wonder what there talking *cheeto in background supporting people to do gun violence*

    • @samurguy9906
      @samurguy9906 Před 4 lety +21

      Lucy Holland looking at either candidate (and the recent riots), the obvious course of action is to buy more guns and lots more bullets.

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 Před 4 lety +22

      ​@@QuigleTheGnome Why don't you go back to burning down minority neighborhoods and destroying statues of Winston Churchill and Thomas Jefferson? Its safe to do so since many of your Democrat mayors have decided to not enforce the law on while you still support "The Party", plus add the massive increases in "Blue Flues" and there won't be anyone to stop you aside from concerned citizens who (for soooooooooome reason) don't want to see their communities destroyed by roving packs of insane zealots and cultists

    • @q.c8674
      @q.c8674 Před 4 lety +36

      @@pathfindersavant3988 Well this is all over the place. Other that the "destroying statues" comment (do the States even have statues of Churchill), I have no clue what this comment is advocating for and I am honestly curious. Would you mind elaborating on what "Blue Flues" are and who the "cultists" are?

    • @Flying-Maytree
      @Flying-Maytree Před 4 lety +41

      @@q.c8674 That commenter is an idiot but the comment about Churchill statutes is about folks in England pulling down some statues of racists (which Churchill definitely was, despite his good points) in imitation of what's going on in the U.S. "Blue Flu" is when cops call in "sick" to work, even though they aren't, as a form of protest. Cops aren't allowed to officially go on strike in many states so they do this instead if they have sick days saved up. "Blue" = cops and "Flu" = fake sickness.

  • @Nurat170
    @Nurat170 Před 4 lety +361

    I love how Marco Polo was labeled "Please be less vain." Even kids know how lost and found that guy was.

    • @kevinforbesofficial
      @kevinforbesofficial Před 4 lety +40

      Marco Polo walked into China like he was walking onto a yacht.

  • @eriss013
    @eriss013 Před 4 lety +649

    Ah, the 500BCs, the time when you can literally send dancing people as a gift

    • @charlierosesmith3807
      @charlierosesmith3807 Před 4 lety +105

      I mean you can still do that if you have enough money

    • @mariuchiha4664
      @mariuchiha4664 Před 4 lety +81

      Charlie Rose Smith It’s also very illegal depending on the manner in which you acquire those people.

    • @arnaudmenard5114
      @arnaudmenard5114 Před 4 lety +162

      The 21st century, the time when you can send dancing people as gif instead.

    • @gustavoboscardin9351
      @gustavoboscardin9351 Před 4 lety +40

      @@mariuchiha4664 it's only illegal if you get caught

    • @debbiechan8657
      @debbiechan8657 Před 4 lety +22

      It's more common than you may think back in ancient China. They did this until, idk maybe a few centuries ago (?)

  • @yoschiii
    @yoschiii Před 4 lety +724

    *screams* “no stress we’re thriving”
    IF THIS IS NOT MY MENTAL HEALTH

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 4 lety +3

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear kole

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 Před 4 lety +6

      @@AxxLAfriku what

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 Před 4 lety +4

      fuckin' mood

    • @mythichysteria124
      @mythichysteria124 Před 4 lety +1

      AxxL you literally said something like this in the last video lol

    • @VashdaCrash
      @VashdaCrash Před 4 lety +4

      @@mythichysteria124 I think he's doing some kind of avant-garde memeing

  • @aliciacheung3727
    @aliciacheung3727 Před 4 lety +938

    Everyone who studies Chinese: *reading tests and exams flashbacks*

    • @pineaplecatcat8581
      @pineaplecatcat8581 Před 4 lety +7

      Like we where doing this right before carona XD

    • @LostInTheClouds
      @LostInTheClouds Před 4 lety +13

      Try emailing the authors of the pay-to-read essays. They get paid per essay and get no part of the money from whatever website now has the rights to their stuff so they usually have no qualms about sharing.

    • @daffo595
      @daffo595 Před 4 lety +12

      Yo we also had to memorise 弟子规 as children so

    • @darkpixel1128
      @darkpixel1128 Před 4 lety +7

      @@LostInTheClouds works too for research papers that are paywalled, the authors get nothing from paywalled websites and are usually happy to just send the paper to you as a pdf

    • @kzh3850
      @kzh3850 Před 4 lety +8

      I never understood why we had to learn this, no one follows his principles in China nowadays anyways

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 Před 4 lety +411

    *confused screeching* “no stress, we’re thriving.”
    If that isn’t 2020 in a nutshell...

  • @kariscoyne1886
    @kariscoyne1886 Před 4 lety +334

    sooo- dude never wrote anything down, wasn't well-liked in his lifetime & was popularized later by his students, becoming the foundation of a whole school of philosophy. Chinese Socrates?

    • @Duiker36
      @Duiker36 Před 4 lety +60

      I mean, yes, except that he had multiple students who wrote his stuff down, rather than one student who used him as a mouthpiece.

    • @Fearofthemonster
      @Fearofthemonster Před 4 lety +45

      @@Duiker36 socrates had multiple people(at least 2 of them his students) write him. It is just, other than plato they don't tell us much and plato like you have said used him as a mouthpiece.

    • @safahasan486
      @safahasan486 Před 4 lety +37

      Either Confucius is Chinese Socrates or Socrates is Greek Confucius

    • @musAKulture
      @musAKulture Před 4 lety +10

      that's actually a really good comparison.

    • @krcmaine
      @krcmaine Před 4 lety +6

      Kinda sounds like Chinese Jesus to me...

  • @absoul112
    @absoul112 Před 4 lety +177

    "Man, Confucius you're always trying to put something in its place. Why don't you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better on your face."

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker Před 4 lety +7

      I see what you did there. Nice!

    • @nocontextoyster5946
      @nocontextoyster5946 Před 4 lety +31

      “Oh I see, you wanna make it like that? I’ll knock your warmongering forehead out of that to-go box hat.”

    • @illmakeupanamelater4354
      @illmakeupanamelater4354 Před 4 lety +28

      Confucius say: you can all hold these fortune cookies

    • @cjsmalley5506
      @cjsmalley5506 Před 4 lety +23

      @@nocontextoyster5946 So here's the real golden rule: I'm way above you weak rookies/Confucius say: you cannot hold these fortune cookies!

    • @covenawhite4855
      @covenawhite4855 Před 3 lety +4

      Epic Rap Battle of History 😁

  • @nathanblissett9470
    @nathanblissett9470 Před 4 lety +95

    "functionally a ghost." The tier list killed me.

    • @krcmaine
      @krcmaine Před 4 lety +1

      I had to go back and pause it, it was worth it. 🤣

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 Před 3 lety +7

      Marco Polo is so narcissistic and vain he gets a tier all for himself lol

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 Před 10 měsíci +2

      I think it's kinda wholesome? Like we don't even know if Homer was real, but still ppl venerate him

  • @pearlyaa1102
    @pearlyaa1102 Před 4 lety +914

    Confucius: Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
    All of China and some of east Asia: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular , never the same, totally unique

    • @9051team
      @9051team Před 4 lety +41

      I mean during his time did the concept of 60 secs equals a min even exist?

    • @tuttiflooti
      @tuttiflooti Před 4 lety +49

      @@9051team no. They used incense

    • @highbahamut6188
      @highbahamut6188 Před 4 lety +11

      and look what china has become today

    • @Kruppuchino
      @Kruppuchino Před 4 lety +21

      Every 2 incense burned a child dies in africa

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Před 4 lety +15

      He is speaking the language of gods

  • @luthientinuviel3883
    @luthientinuviel3883 Před 4 lety +101

    "I didn't say half the things you guys think I said." - Confucius

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 Před 4 lety +12

      "The comment I replied to is wrong." - Confucius

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 Před 4 lety +3

      Man who confucius me with Confucius is Confuciud.

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa Před 3 lety +2

      "Who is it who says these things they say I said?" - Confucius

    • @j3011
      @j3011 Před 3 lety +1

      "You can never trust a secondary account"
      -Socrates

  • @FirstnameLastname-lv2nx
    @FirstnameLastname-lv2nx Před 4 lety +269

    "Yeah our teach is lit, makes sense that we write down most if not all of his ideas and make tired students recite them for the next few millennia, NO BIGGIE."

  • @DoctorToe212
    @DoctorToe212 Před 4 lety +65

    “But for reasons including and not limited to ARSON-“
    What a time to be alive

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 Před 4 lety +6

      Blue is on record as having admitted to burning the Library of Alexandria to the ground, you know. It's at least as canonical as Aunt May having been a Herald of Galactus.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 Před 4 lety +136

    Thought we were having an solar eclipse, what with Blue throwing so much _shade._

    • @1r587
      @1r587 Před 4 lety +2

      Fun fact, there actually is one on the solstice this year.

  • @wambo5597
    @wambo5597 Před 4 lety +107

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    -Blue 2020

  • @raisins6201
    @raisins6201 Před 4 lety +46

    Blue giving us the "the is fine" in the middle of a burning building même energy

  • @jackperales1076
    @jackperales1076 Před 4 lety +112

    Last time I was this early ancient China was dissolving into another period of regional warlordism.

    • @impii552
      @impii552 Před 4 lety +6

      1912?

    • @MatheusHenrique-od8di
      @MatheusHenrique-od8di Před 4 lety +23

      Do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?

    • @squirrel_killer-
      @squirrel_killer- Před 4 lety +2

      So pre-WW2. China has held together since then... Others than the little issue of of near constant civil war between two particular ideologies which have committed endless atrocities each with one of them only recently gaining near complete control of China.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache

    Horses AND Dancing Girls, huh? More like the State of Lewd, amiright?

    • @LotusHearted
      @LotusHearted Před 4 lety +4

      Go say hi to your brother, he’s a bit higher up in the comments.

    • @Wasabi-rs5lv
      @Wasabi-rs5lv Před 4 lety +4

      @@LotusHearted Looks like his brother moved a few comments below him now.

  • @ChemoshKamos
    @ChemoshKamos Před 4 lety +47

    Gotta love that stern "Hmmmmmm...". He makes his point known in an instant, without sidetracking into modern day politics.

  • @asdrubalvect6328
    @asdrubalvect6328 Před 4 lety +56

    Philosophers:
    "Hey we've got a good things going, hopefully it won't be ruined-"
    Qin Dynasty:
    *"All Books Must Be Burned, All Philosophers Must Be Buried."*
    Philosophers under six feet of earth:
    "Well shit."

    • @Ledabot
      @Ledabot Před 4 lety +1

      On the other hand, the guy has exactly one source, and it's a guy who throws shade at the current emperor by writing about how bad this ancient emperor was. The same ancient emperor that conquered all of china. Can have been that useless if he did that after all.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před 3 lety

      One of those moments when the human race underwent a ruler-induced lobotomy. 😡

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +197

    "So Emperor Gaozu watched a few TED Talks on Confucianism and became a fan"
    Meanwhile Kim Jong Un's favorite TED Talk must've been that one from Mao Zedong

    • @2tehnik
      @2tehnik Před 4 lety +14

      What about Juche though? Wasn't that North Korea's state philosophy from the get go?

    • @VashdaCrash
      @VashdaCrash Před 4 lety +20

      @@2tehnik That may be because you are an actual cultured person, most of us are just making memes lol

    • @jsgwam
      @jsgwam Před 4 lety

      Ah hello there

    • @jsgwam
      @jsgwam Před 4 lety

      Where is the second?

  • @shiningaster3871
    @shiningaster3871 Před 4 lety +230

    By the word of Confucius himself,
    "If an Nvidia factory is currently not on fire, it will be on fire." - Confucius

  • @eh9618
    @eh9618 Před 4 lety +110

    Wait, confucius the philosopher, this isn't history makers, this must be the legendary philisophical phridays!!

    • @stormrunner4081
      @stormrunner4081 Před 4 lety +9

      I’m not saying he needs to bring them back but there’s cake in it for him if he does

  • @MoonBoyClips
    @MoonBoyClips Před 4 lety +40

    "I found a goose guys" my favourite osp quote

    • @jean-paulaudette9246
      @jean-paulaudette9246 Před 4 lety +2

      Man, I sooo want a copy of that Goose Game. That was one of the most entertaining streams they did. Think I'll watch it again!

  • @samminden1058
    @samminden1058 Před 3 lety +24

    I feel Sima Qian would make for an amazing History-Makers video, partly because his life story is fascinating (he and his father were the court historians and astrologers for Emperor Wu/Han Wudi and hated it, and Sima Qian was castrated for speaking out against Wudi) and partly because the way he wrote history fascinating. In addition to what you mentioned there, he structured the Shiji not chronologically but based on topic (and THEN divided it chronologically within that) with those topics ranging from the history of music theory and agriculture to the biographies of merchants and assassins. In addition, he worked hard to give multiple perspectives on those he described before rendering his personal judgement (for example, showing the brutality and schemes of the Dowager Empress Lu but then praising her as an able and just ruler in his summation of her life). While he was influenced by the Spring and Autumn Annals, he went far beyond the barebones stories found there and tried to construct something grander. To Sima Qian, what he was making was a history of the world. I personally see him as a hybrid of the best of Herodotus and Thucydides (especially the spite and bitterness of Thucydides). Also, it should be important to note, The Shiji was not intended as a Court History despite being the Court Historian. Sima Qian saw his work as being for scholars like himself above all else, and includes a lot of digs at the Han (including ranking Liu Bang's rival the legendary warrior Xiang Yu amongst the reigns of Emperors rather than amongst the lives of generals or minor nobles). Overall, he (in my opinion) fully deserves his title as The Grand Historian.

  • @zodiaczennial3676
    @zodiaczennial3676 Před 4 lety +66

    "A government which relies on harsh laws and punishments is doomed to fail because it's working in opposition of the people...HMM?!"

  • @nateskinner97
    @nateskinner97 Před 4 lety +64

    A history makers on the historical Jesus of Nazareth would be dope.

    • @wackypacky6917
      @wackypacky6917 Před 4 lety +11

      The comments section tho...

    • @fredpenton7441
      @fredpenton7441 Před 4 lety +8

      @@wackypacky6917 So, the comments section in general?

    • @AbbeyRoadkill1
      @AbbeyRoadkill1 Před 3 lety +1

      That would be a short video.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Před 3 lety +7

      @@AbbeyRoadkill1 But it would be fun to watch all of the heads explode when they learn that, "Nazareth" was an invention to con a Dowager Roman Empress on pilgrimage to The Holy Land, all because she didn't understand that, "Nazarene" was a school of Jewish thought, not residents of a town.
      (The site she was taken to was a well near an old Jewish graveyard. Problem is, the Jews of 2000 years ago _never_ put their graveyards anywhere near where they lived, nevermind near the source of their drinking water! They did, however, way the bodies of their dead, so they would've had a dedicated water supply for that purpose.)

    • @dizzydaisy909
      @dizzydaisy909 Před 2 měsíci

      Since nobody said it, I think you'd enjoy reading The Life of Jesus by David Strauss, which is exactly this.

  • @AskMia411
    @AskMia411 Před 4 lety +173

    Blue: wants to make us proud.
    Blue: puts random goose hjonk in video.
    Me: Extremely Proud

  • @christelheadington1136
    @christelheadington1136 Před 4 lety +86

    "Most of what we know, is through his disciples." mmmmm Sounds familiar.

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 Před 4 lety +6

      Like a hike to the opposite of the eastern hell.
      Edit: fixing dumb autocorrect

    • @dezopenguin9649
      @dezopenguin9649 Před 4 lety +18

      Not to mention that the practice of viewing historical regimes through the lens of their adherence to Confucian ethics sounds an *awful lot* like reading the history of Israel in the Old Testament.

    • @Void-cn6rn
      @Void-cn6rn Před 4 lety +1

      And a bunch of it conflicted to boot!

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 Před 4 lety +3

      OTOH, none of Confucius' lads claimed he came back as a zombie.

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 Před 3 lety +5

      @@dezopenguin9649 the amount of ancient philosophers, prophets and other sages around the world that preached any form of pacifist, moralistic and ethical beliefs that are ignored by the various despots in history on their lands and beyond is staggering.

  • @kipofthemany2213
    @kipofthemany2213 Před 4 lety +8

    7:16 wait, a ruler listening to an underling, hearing their point, understand that they have a point, and changing their philosophy to reflect said point?! It's a miracle!

  • @josgretf2800
    @josgretf2800 Před 2 lety +10

    I followed Confucianism for many years and the book that got me into it was great. had a huge section about him and his influences, the complete works collected by his followers, and a Chinese dictionary all in one.

  • @strabo1828
    @strabo1828 Před 4 lety +16

    1:38 ‘Gee I wonder what that feels like...’ Same here, pal 😂

  • @FlandreScarlet01
    @FlandreScarlet01 Před 4 lety +18

    "I will make you proud if it kills me"
    God, if that ain't a mood, I don't know what is.

  • @sruthinotshruthi2493
    @sruthinotshruthi2493 Před 4 lety +71

    "Good governance was hard to come by- gee, wonder how that feels like-"
    _shots_
    *_f i r e d_*

  • @raptorus7773
    @raptorus7773 Před 4 lety +14

    Ah Confuscious, most know him for his teachings, or the fortune cookies that "quote" him, BUT i know him for having a dinosaur named after him.

  • @in3zb1u3
    @in3zb1u3 Před 4 lety +9

    I like the "Will the be on the exam?" guy. Very true look on his face.

  • @nelsiegeografo9185
    @nelsiegeografo9185 Před 4 lety +54

    I'm going to give props for Blue for his Chinese pronunciation... I thought he'd mispronounce them as most of us did when trying to learn Chinese. I'm still bad at it though.

  • @kamenridersaiga4294
    @kamenridersaiga4294 Před 4 lety +102

    Confucius: Hey got some advice. Wanna hear it?
    China rulers: No, I got to much on my plate. Servant get me my meal.
    10 years later
    China in civil war.
    Confucius: I told u so.
    2000 year later.
    Confucius in the grave: still told u so, but the world right now is still crack more than China when I was alive

  • @cormarine9812
    @cormarine9812 Před 4 lety +71

    Confucius Quote:
    True stress is being early on a video and wanting to leave a comment, but not knowing what to comment.

    • @user-vb3rv2cr4t
      @user-vb3rv2cr4t Před 4 lety +3

      I absolutely love your comment

    • @gamingemail769
      @gamingemail769 Před 3 lety +1

      Confucius, truly a man ahead of his time.
      P.S. I also really like your comment.

  • @minimaleffortname2758
    @minimaleffortname2758 Před 4 lety +3

    Last time I was this early trope talks weren't a thing

  • @Bob_the_destroyer
    @Bob_the_destroyer Před 4 lety +52

    As my old friend Confucius say "The hunter has become the hunter-ed."

    • @madisonstoner7405
      @madisonstoner7405 Před 4 lety +12

      THE CHASER
      HAS BECOME
      THE CHOSED

    • @quote6013
      @quote6013 Před 4 lety +2

      Dame fortuna has had his franking privileges revoked.

  • @MichaelTargaryen8809
    @MichaelTargaryen8809 Před 2 lety +3

    "topsy turvy slicey stabby" 5:42
    iconic

  • @TheMan83554
    @TheMan83554 Před 4 lety +13

    The shade in this video is off the charts. I love it.

  • @foolbio5471
    @foolbio5471 Před 4 lety +7

    6:24 That dissapointed look on Blue it's making me regret my poor life choices.

  • @gloompire
    @gloompire Před 4 lety +79

    I've never been this early, it's like a liminal space in here

  • @MaylocBrittinorum
    @MaylocBrittinorum Před 4 lety +265

    Whitehead: "European philosophical tradition consists of a series of footnotes to Plato"
    China: *looks nervously*

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon Před 4 lety +8

      I'm sure a few other nations as well.

    • @JustGrowingUp84
      @JustGrowingUp84 Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah, I instantly thought of Socrates.

    • @szilveszterforgo8776
      @szilveszterforgo8776 Před 4 lety +3

      @@JustGrowingUp84 What do you mean?

    • @menpower1
      @menpower1 Před 4 lety +13

      @@szilveszterforgo8776 Philosophers who became a linchpin of their philosophical tradition without actually writing anything (their disciples did the writing for them): who do you think of?

    • @suddenllybah
      @suddenllybah Před 4 lety +9

      @@menpower1
      Jesus?

  • @boomvroomshroom2912
    @boomvroomshroom2912 Před 4 lety +9

    6:22 i keep playing this over and over again

  • @casual-owl
    @casual-owl Před 4 lety +8

    ~China is whole again...
    ...then it broke again~

  • @irmuusanaa4227
    @irmuusanaa4227 Před 4 lety +142

    Han advisor: a empire can’t be ruled on horse back.
    Genghis khan: *Challenge accepted!*

    • @azkon7975
      @azkon7975 Před 4 lety +20

      *Except for the Huns [raiding noises]
      To be fair, IIRC, the they didn't so much rule as they just said "give us tribute and rule by yourselves." It was more like a loose association of territories that paid taxes to the same place.

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 Před 4 lety +6

      *collapses 100 years later*

    • @Lightstrikers
      @Lightstrikers Před 4 lety +7

      Challenge Fail! Gengis Khan's Empire and Alexander"s Empire fell as soon as they died.

    • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
      @Practitioner_of_Diogenes Před 4 lety +7

      @@terner1234 To be fair, during that time in history, controlling such a massive empire would've been impossible. This also happened with the Greek empire after Alexander's death, and eventually the Roman Empire. This is largely why up till the mid to late 1700s, we don't see nations and empires larger than the state of Texas a vast majority of the time, and the ones that do end up bigger generally collapse within a few decades.

    • @robertmiller9735
      @robertmiller9735 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Practitioner_of_Diogenes Yeah, beaurocracy as one of the great advances of history...

  • @kerim63000
    @kerim63000 Před 4 lety +3

    Last time I was this early China was one country.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 Před 4 lety +36

    "So here's the real golden rule, I'm way above you weak rookies.
    Confucius say, YOU CAN ALL HOLD THESE FORTUNE COOKIES!"

  • @shubhampawaskar6694
    @shubhampawaskar6694 Před 4 lety +108

    Blue, don’t you think that Chinese history is “Confucing” 😂😂😂😎😎😎

  • @broganmacdonald7838
    @broganmacdonald7838 Před 4 lety +4

    i love this serious because it teaches me about all the stuff i learned in "history of the entire world i guess" but properly

    • @redwitch12
      @redwitch12 Před 4 lety

      This is like the expansion pack. The video equivalent of clicking the links provided in "history of the entire world i guess" and ending up on a six-hour Wiki Walk.

  • @CivilWarWeekByWeek
    @CivilWarWeekByWeek Před 4 lety +15

    Confucius, one of the most misunderstood guys. Still behind Machiavelli.

  • @goodthingsonly23
    @goodthingsonly23 Před 4 lety +72

    Just like highschool, I'm early for history lol

  • @handylingua
    @handylingua Před 4 lety +2

    Props for getting so much of the Chinese (audio pronunciation and visual on-screen characters) correct! Undoubtedly a lot of work to avoid the usual credibility-sapping sloppiness that can go over the heads of the usual viewers who are clueless (about the family of Chinese languages). That's some no-joke dedication right there and I salute you and Red, who seems to have handwritten the Chinese characters in her videos, for it!

  • @emmagrace9697
    @emmagrace9697 Před 4 lety +54

    “good governance was in dubious supply. gee, i wonder what that feels like.” i see EXACTLY what you did there
    the little jabs are the best part of this

  • @dracone4370
    @dracone4370 Před 4 lety +14

    There's an episode on Confucius on the Curiosity Stream series The Butterfly Effect. I think Blue would really like the series

  • @timefortjer6705
    @timefortjer6705 Před 4 lety +10

    last time I was this early, China wasn't whole again yet

  • @dustyprater7884
    @dustyprater7884 Před 4 lety +1

    This couldn't have come at a better time. I'm studying the religions of Ancient China today. Thank you so much OSP! Keep up the good work!

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 Před 4 lety +2

    Fantastic! I just learned a lot about a great teacher I didn't know anything about! It may be the biologist in me, but I absolutely love that thing in history/genetics/paleobiology/linguistics where you have to reconstruct a long-lost Thing from the hacked-together corpses of Things that sort of kind of lasted long enough for us to understand them at least *slightly* better. Like a jigsaw puzzle that hates your guts and also might be made of actual guts! It's great! Academic masochism, here I come...
    ...
    I'm definitely here for the bards, so I'd love to see our own Bard of Ayr take to the stage. Burns didn't exactly write textbooks, but he did do his utmost to preserve an oral culture collapsing around him while providing insight into the landscapes of the day through his own poetry. While, y'know, writing diss tracks against the church and having an illegitimate kid with every bonnie lass frae Alloway ta Inverneckie, 'cos he lived that rock'n'rove life. '*'
    Not a perfect dude by any stretch, but he's fascinating, definitely a History Maker and I'd love to see your take!
    -------------------
    '*' Good thing too; his other option would have been sailing off to become a slaver's clerk. From his later writings, as I recall, it's pretty clear that Burns would have utterly *despised* any version of himself that could have supported that particular institution.

  • @FnSpiralMedia
    @FnSpiralMedia Před 4 lety +3

    6:23
    Disapproving blue is my new favorite thing!! Legit laughed out loud

  • @sebastianchavez1225
    @sebastianchavez1225 Před 4 lety +132

    Ah yeah, the wise chinese man who invented confusion

    • @remuslebeau6570
      @remuslebeau6570 Před 4 lety +1

      I love your pun.

    • @sebastianchavez1225
      @sebastianchavez1225 Před 4 lety +5

      @@remuslebeau6570 Thanks pal
      It´s actually a reference to one of those "Miss Universe" like contest, where a participant was asked who Confucius was and she UNIRONICALLY answered more or less what i commented up there.

    • @faechan92
      @faechan92 Před 4 lety +3

      El chino-japones que invento la confusión.

  • @Cometstarlight
    @Cometstarlight Před 4 lety +1

    All right, WHO edited this video? The little captions, the cuts, the sound effects-those were freaking great! I loved it! Also all the references to “The history of the entire world I guess,” perfect.

  • @percabethlumity
    @percabethlumity Před 4 lety

    I love your videos Blue! I honestly learned so much about history through this channel

  • @JimmehRulez
    @JimmehRulez Před 4 lety +3

    Hmm...
    I can make a possible pun but I'm out of ideas...
    Guess I'm CONFUSIED here!
    I'll see myself out.

  • @DeSaxofoonVanPeter
    @DeSaxofoonVanPeter Před 4 lety +7

    Insightful indeed

  • @herbertvonbismarck8303
    @herbertvonbismarck8303 Před 4 lety +2

    Fun fact Confucius has a surviving bloodline down to the modern day I think .one of his descendants is Kong rong from the late han era who is a critic of Cao Cao

    • @galecarp
      @galecarp Před 4 lety

      I have a good friend and his wife is the 83th generation descendant of Confucius. Both of them live now in Germany.

  • @abbysmommy1205
    @abbysmommy1205 Před 4 lety +2

    Is it just me or did this episode have far more sass and sarcasm than usual? I love it.

  • @BacchaeOphanim
    @BacchaeOphanim Před 4 lety +3

    I'd like to see this series expanded to include museums.
    I mean, mostly, I wanna hear Blue talk about the absolutely insane way the US got the Smithsonian, but I think the history of museums around the world would be an incredibly fascinating topic.

  • @katmhcharis1236
    @katmhcharis1236 Před 4 lety +3

    China in the Spring and Autumn period: **aAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
    The World in 2020: **aAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
    Blue trying to find a solid source about Confucius: **aAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**

  • @Slazaryn
    @Slazaryn Před 4 lety +1

    literally just looked at Confucius in ancient history, your timing is perfect

  • @queenjayisokay1989
    @queenjayisokay1989 Před 4 lety +4

    This is the earliest i will ever be and I regret nothing. I love these guys

  • @jeremy1860
    @jeremy1860 Před 4 lety +4

    This is, quite literally, the most I've ever learned about Confucius in one sitting 😅

  • @lintree
    @lintree Před 4 lety +7

    This feels a lot like half my school work after being absent because sick for two months

  • @Nacur
    @Nacur Před 4 lety +2

    Great episode.
    I believe it would be interesting to have an episode on Paul The Apostle (Saul of Tarsus) and his influence on early Christianity

  • @Sakeeya27
    @Sakeeya27 Před 4 lety +2

    Literally could've used this last week for college. Thanks OSP 😂

  • @fortuna2335
    @fortuna2335 Před 4 lety +6

    One could say it was a very ‘Confucing’ period.

  • @henrywong2725
    @henrywong2725 Před 4 lety +3

    Confucius: is in a kingdom
    It’s king/lord:
    You have lost your living privileges here

  • @maddie9602
    @maddie9602 Před 4 lety +2

    7:28 points for the stealth ad

  • @oldmanramblingatclouds

    You know, I've been watching this channel for a while now, but this is the most Overly Sarcastic I've seen either Red or Blue be!

  • @codiegonzalez1747
    @codiegonzalez1747 Před 4 lety +38

    "Gee, I wonder what that feels like" *bitter other American laughter*

    • @codiegonzalez1747
      @codiegonzalez1747 Před 4 lety +1

      25 bitter Americans with me whassup

    • @robertf3606
      @robertf3606 Před 4 lety +2

      Hey man, we ain't stacking each other like cordwood yet so we're doing ok so far. It could be a hell of a lot worse

  • @jenniferbtoo9344
    @jenniferbtoo9344 Před 4 lety +41

    The amount of saltyness is ASTOUNDING

  • @aidanjg1
    @aidanjg1 Před 4 lety +1

    This is my favorite CZcams channel by far. I demand more Journey to the West!!

  • @debbiechan8657
    @debbiechan8657 Před 4 lety

    I can‘t believe you did it! The history of Chinese philosophy is one heck of a ride and you actually somehow summed it up good!

  • @roseofoulesfame
    @roseofoulesfame Před 4 lety +8

    I'm surprised that when you said "it was Go time" there was no cut to people playing Go...

  • @zamuy12479
    @zamuy12479 Před 4 lety +8

    6:30 hold up, did Confucius just imply, in warring states era china, that supreme power ultimately derives from the will of the people?
    Ballsy move. Good move.

    • @randomperson2078
      @randomperson2078 Před 4 lety +2

      Not in the same way as, say, John Locke. But yes! He did.

  • @eczemiclinkaye9088
    @eczemiclinkaye9088 Před 4 lety +1

    I was just about to read a sections about Confucius in an upper grade history book, but this is much more entertaining and less mind-numbing

  • @dogmeat7573
    @dogmeat7573 Před 4 lety

    I love this channel.
    Its really good for my students in social studies.

  • @geekacelol8982
    @geekacelol8982 Před 4 lety +17

    “The sounds of neighing and moaning” can be taken out of context in very scary ways

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 Před 4 lety +6

      this literally is the context

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 Před 4 lety +1

      Honestly surprised the phrase popped up instead of a video about the death of Attila the Hun, or urban myths about Catherine the Great, or a scholarly discussion of the life and times of Kenneth Pinyan. Don't look that last one up at work, BTW.

    • @mjbull5156
      @mjbull5156 Před 4 lety +1

      The Emperor liked to ride.

  • @tommyjones7096
    @tommyjones7096 Před 4 lety +32

    China fractures politically: Produces Confucius
    America fractures politically: Produces Alex Jones

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Před 4 lety +6

      [Sad Trumpet Noise]

    • @adamwu4565
      @adamwu4565 Před 4 lety +1

      There probably was a Chinese version of Alex Jones. He just got torched along with all the others during the Qin.

    • @qus.9617
      @qus.9617 Před 4 lety

      Hong Xiuquan: Hello is it me you're looking for?

    • @covenawhite4855
      @covenawhite4855 Před 3 lety +1

      China got the better deal. Imagine if hard times made amazing leaders. Leaders which convinced people of different opinions to respect each other no matter which political party they were from. Leaders who talked about human rights while embracing cultural diffences.

  • @KidLoco495
    @KidLoco495 Před 4 lety +2

    I'd strongly suggest making an episode on Hayreddin Barbarossa, an absolutely fascinating and pivotal character during the hay day of the ottoman empire that took part in two of the most important naval battles in the Mediterranean.

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock Před 2 lety +2

    When you get so agitated about missing information that you sound like a old door opening

  • @ActiveAdvocate1
    @ActiveAdvocate1 Před 4 lety +31

    All of his disciples wrote after his death, and the guy never wrote anything himself?
    Hmm...sounds rather suspiciously like a certain Son of Man we've got here over in the West...

    • @robertmiller9735
      @robertmiller9735 Před 4 lety +13

      That case is even worse: originally anonymous accounts later assigned authorship from the characters in them.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Před 4 lety +1

      @@robertmiller9735 Also they're all one or more generations removed from the events they talk about.

    • @EpiclyAverageGirl
      @EpiclyAverageGirl Před 4 lety

      I didn't know Tarzan went on to be a philosopher