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  • Case ########-11 Considerations of the Flesh.  Recorded by The Archivist, in Situ.
    Content warnings: Major/graphic body horror - Character death; Vocalised suffering & screams/pain (SFX) - Dysmorphia - Anorexia - Toxic beauty standards - Unhealthy bodybuilding; Plastic surgery addiction; Body modification - Mortality / Existential dread - Physical disorders / Chronic illness - Paralysis - Self-harm / Suicidal ideation - Loud noises
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  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork Před rokem +863

    Jared trying to mock Jon and Martin by asking if they’re boyfriends and Jon going “yes, actually” MADE MY DAY. Thank you for that 😌

  • @noamratner8058
    @noamratner8058 Před 3 lety +1975

    I was expecting many things from the flesh realm ...
    Not Jared going cottagecore

  • @macabrecitrus2127
    @macabrecitrus2127 Před 2 lety +1038

    Apocalypse boyfriends taking a stroll through a meat garden and ending homophobic gym bully existence to spice things up.
    10/10, very romantic

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil Před rokem +15

      Glorious

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 Před rokem +12

      Verili and Dante vibes

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Před rokem +39

      if you don't do this with your partner, are you even in love?

    • @moonfall5124
      @moonfall5124 Před 6 měsíci

      We love ending homophobic gym bullies while having a date in the meat garden

  • @dude59974
    @dude59974 Před 2 lety +638

    3:28 Jared Hopworth, attempting to make a homophobic joke. And backfiring, so he just sheepishly changes the subject.
    Ah, classic.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Před rokem +114

      "WhO's ThIs, YoUr BOYFRIEND??"
      "yes"
      "...oh"

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee Před 8 měsíci +26

      ​@@broblerone413he was too stunned to speak

  • @neither_emonor_punk9355
    @neither_emonor_punk9355 Před 2 lety +574

    like how The Flesh episode, as gruesome as always, is basically "here's some tips on gardening but if the plants were people that hated themselves"
    everytime Jon smites a monster I can only hear *ceaseless watcher turn your GAYS upon this thing*

    • @cyrilltate7065
      @cyrilltate7065 Před rokem +70

      And indeed, the Ceaseless Watcher did turn its finest gays upon the thing

    • @katg5746
      @katg5746 Před 11 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jennifertheiss7836
      @jennifertheiss7836 Před 11 měsíci +2

      And now me as well lol

    • @ghoulishffx
      @ghoulishffx Před 3 měsíci +3

      STOP THATS ALL IM GONNA HEAR NOW

  • @Maskami
    @Maskami Před 3 lety +825

    'Alexander J Newall as Martin Blackwood and Jared Hopworth'
    WHAT
    EXCUSE ME

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint Před 2 lety +43

      Yep.

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 Před rokem +103

      Alex is a god at voice acting, it would seem

    • @reluctantlysmol4274
      @reluctantlysmol4274 Před rokem +56

      that must have been fun to record

    • @ellac613
      @ellac613 Před rokem +17

      what whu huh how?!!?

    • @alecsarcade555
      @alecsarcade555 Před rokem +71

      Really funny story. They had originally someone else meant for the role, but they could never get scheduling done properly. The time came and passed and so the only thing they could do was for Alex to do the original voice and come back as needed.

  • @victory_snow8220
    @victory_snow8220 Před 3 lety +1123

    I love how Jon was all like "well yes actually, this is my boyfriend. What are you gonna do about it?"

    • @Rolan7196
      @Rolan7196 Před 3 lety +149

      It's so sweet how Martin's stammering and Jon cuts in definitively like that. Particularly... so soon after the Lonely episode ;_;

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 Před 2 lety +122

      YESSSSSS. And also the way Jared's response is just a quick "Oh." and then no further comment is made about it. Like "Oh, okay. I wasn't expecting that but okay. No judgement here."

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 Před 2 lety +106

      @@twigthetroll9279 he might be an eldritch abomination, but he's not a _monster_

    • @tommis_crazy_youtube
      @tommis_crazy_youtube Před 2 lety +17

      Right it’s like the fucking best

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 Před rokem +6

      Call me gay??

  • @parasitone0814
    @parasitone0814 Před 3 lety +823

    "who's that your boyfriend?"
    "actually yes"
    Boys I am proud to say that soon there will be a wedding the wedding of Mahtin Blackwood and Jonathan Sins what I am trying to say *I LOVE EM THEY ARE SO CUTE*

  • @samanthamansfield6693
    @samanthamansfield6693 Před 3 lety +777

    Jared: *speaks*
    Me: oh nonono noooo, I forgot

    • @orencohen9635
      @orencohen9635 Před 3 lety +105

      second episode to date I needed the transcribe for (first was Jared's testimony)

    • @TomEllisLovesU
      @TomEllisLovesU Před 3 lety +15

      Same

    • @Dragoriax3
      @Dragoriax3 Před 2 lety +11

      Now THIS comment made me laugh 🤣 mooooood

    • @idkwhattoputhere5541
      @idkwhattoputhere5541 Před 27 dny

      its cuz hes played by alexander j newall and they cant have him sound too similar to martin.

  • @pianoguy222
    @pianoguy222 Před 3 lety +749

    Huh. The Flesh also feeds on self-loathing. That's a really interesting facet that I hadn't considered before, but it makes a lot of sense. It's only a short distance from being afraid that we're mere meat to being afraid that *your* meat is worse.

  • @BionicLelak100
    @BionicLelak100 Před 3 lety +520

    Forget zodiac signs, game of thrones and hogwarts houses,
    What is *your* Mortal Garden flower?

    • @cieniolubna
      @cieniolubna Před 7 měsíci +11

      Lilly of the damned if I'm honest
      What about you?

    • @robinoberg2886
      @robinoberg2886 Před 6 měsíci +8

      Gristlebloom Orchid, or Lily of the Damned, depending on the situation

    • @bunnysenpai7471
      @bunnysenpai7471 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Lilly of the damned unfortunately

    • @Marco_Polo360
      @Marco_Polo360 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@cieniolubnasame

    • @Boinkess
      @Boinkess Před 5 měsíci +1

      Bone rose and or Lily of the Damned

  • @CatBATd4rklycu73
    @CatBATd4rklycu73 Před 3 lety +619

    Wait, you're telling me sweet, voice of a squishy angel Alex Newall was the voice of Jared Hopworth THIS WHOLE TIME?!

    • @belalima9908
      @belalima9908 Před 3 lety +15

      Yep 🥺

    • @F0rsythi4
      @F0rsythi4 Před 2 lety +18

      Lol I keep forgetting, someone said it ima. Previous episode but I completely forgot lol

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 Před 2 lety +33

      Look up his AMA vid on ytb, another voice crime in here. This man has some crazy vocal chords

    • @Dragoriax3
      @Dragoriax3 Před 2 lety +11

      Blasphemy! (But also damn impressive)

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Před rokem +2

      Voice acting is amazing

  • @ragnar3434
    @ragnar3434 Před 3 lety +529

    This one is heartbreaking. Jared, at his core, is the avatar of body dismorphia. Honestly, Jon, did you really need vengeance for the rib? It was payment for services rendered, and hell, he even offered to give it back. Jared is evil but so is everything else now, and honestly, for a point of comparison, cop-daisy wasn't exactly anybody's hero either. Imagine how rare mercy is in the world as it is now.

    • @toastghost9145
      @toastghost9145 Před 2 lety +152

      I don't think it was revenge, really. I don't know exactly how to put my thoughts on it, but it felt like something between a mercy and a compulsion.

    • @lucassevey5989
      @lucassevey5989 Před rokem +34

      I don't even think it was for the rib maybe a little but like Martin said there evil awful things that only care about hurting people

    • @dianaquill9969
      @dianaquill9969 Před rokem +29

      @@lucassevey5989 Yeah, he's killed like over 20 to 40 people if I remember right. Any mercy for Jared for me died when he killed the like, maybe 3rd person. But these are monsters now. They feed off of people's fear and anxiety. His presence here is proof of that. One fewer avatar that kills people is one fewer murderer. No one else can physically hurt these beings and enact some kind of justice.

  • @elliottgaylord6212
    @elliottgaylord6212 Před 3 lety +358

    It's interesting how The Flesh seems to tie in with body dysmorphia...... It has now moved up to second place on the list of Powers That Would Make A Nice Snack Out Of Me

    • @elliottgaylord6212
      @elliottgaylord6212 Před 3 lety +49

      It may be number one now actually.... I always thought The Lonely would be the one to grab me but I felt this episode in my soul and it was terrifying

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 Před rokem +4

      @@elliottgaylord6212 same

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 Před rokem +7

      @@elliottgaylord6212 This is my third listen through and when mixed with my bad head, it gave me the most delicious panic attack. When the time comes, I think I'll just make a deal with The End and vibe with Oli.
      That or, at this point, I'd probably be passed around each entity.

  • @abimungunkhet2748
    @abimungunkhet2748 Před 3 lety +940

    I really wanna SEE this episode. Like, watch it. I wanna see what's happening and it's driving me crazy.

    • @pLanetstarBerry
      @pLanetstarBerry Před 3 lety +106

      If I ever get back into drawing it would be fun to make an animatic for it. I have some very specific ideas over how everything looks and designs for plants not even mentioned. Like some spiky, Lupine inspired flowers where the blossoms are teeth. When I used to draw, monsters and body horror were my favorite things to sketch so this episode would be a fun way to get back into it.

    • @jazmindodds
      @jazmindodds Před 3 lety +45

      @@pLanetstarBerry If you end up doing this, please please share it! Body horror scares me more than anything, so this episode left to my imagination was not easy to listen to. However, the concept is so interesting that I would love to see others' interpretations!

    • @sarahmccausland7035
      @sarahmccausland7035 Před 3 lety +14

      @@pLanetstarBerry YES I will SO watch that

    • @Jazzisa311
      @Jazzisa311 Před 2 lety +15

      @@pLanetstarBerry So did you ever get around to making it? I still seriously would love to see an animation of this...

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Před rokem +9

      same i've never wanted to see an episode more than this one (i mean, except for maybe the Unknowing one)

  • @namaschu9418
    @namaschu9418 Před 3 lety +535

    Episodes that makes me thankful for this being only a podcast:

  • @semiengima
    @semiengima Před 3 lety +473

    Why do I imagine Jared just sitting there all happy as Jon Talks?
    Edit: I am also internally screaming this entire episode.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Před rokem +48

      i imagine him sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed, all serene and shit

    • @oburci9596
      @oburci9596 Před 11 měsíci +11

      I imagined him sitting on some nearby ledge swinging his leg smiling and all

    • @a_jae_doe
      @a_jae_doe Před 10 měsíci +27

      Jon: prepare to be smote
      Jared: Ok big bro but before you and your boyfriend kill me can you tell me another bedtime story
      Jon: sure buddy _pulls open the goremanac_

    • @MrGeneralHeavy
      @MrGeneralHeavy Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@broblerone413 a small fleshy butterfly lands on his finger, and he brings it up to his face to look at it, and it just, like, screams, and flies off

    • @undergnomes6248
      @undergnomes6248 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Picture him also wearing gardener clothes hat included while munching on a bone and going "yerp that's how you dur it" as Jon describes the making of these horrid flowers

  • @baronDioxid
    @baronDioxid Před 2 lety +191

    Man, those Jared episodes really make the transcripts worthwhile for non-native speakers!

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe Před rokem +26

      and for native English speakers with audio difficulties! :)

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Před rokem +2

      Literally

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn Před 7 měsíci +2

      As a Portuguese speaker (Brazil), agreed!

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar Před 3 lety +221

    I like to imagine that the mouth whistling and the mouth he speaks from are different mouths.

  • @devaughnp.4721
    @devaughnp.4721 Před 2 lety +149

    Gonna ask Jared to give me top surgery
    (And 4 arms)

    • @willgrx5055
      @willgrx5055 Před 2 lety +23

      jared for transmascs

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 Před 2 lety +5

      YEESSS ✌️Emby tho

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 Před 2 lety +15

      I feel so damn called out, lol. On the bright side, he probably wouldn't ask much in return since he already gets to keep the bits for himself.

    • @ita104
      @ita104 Před 7 měsíci

      "this? why yes, I met a flesh collecting monster behind a popeye's last night and he took them off FOR FREE. and check out, no need for after care! magically sealed :))))) this? why yes, silly, all non binaries have bending ribcages, comes with the deal ! hahah :)))))"

    • @bunnysenpai7471
      @bunnysenpai7471 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Cheers to that

  • @fluffsnake
    @fluffsnake Před 3 lety +392

    why isn't Martin more worried at the "Ceasless Watcher, drink your fill!" thing skskfhksd

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva Před 3 lety +120

      i mean.... can u blame him? kinda hot ngl 👀

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 Před 3 lety +99

      The world has just ended and everything has gone to hell, sometimes you take the weapons you can get. And I think Martin by now actually enjoys seeing the people suffer that did such terrible things to him and others. I doubt he is still really sane

    • @Elaizel
      @Elaizel Před 3 lety +55

      Plus Martin saw John smite two other avatars, and he said he didn't have a problem with taking down evil avatars that were torturing people

    • @achnav3762
      @achnav3762 Před 3 lety +98

      You mean kill-This-man-because-I-am-jealous Martin? Going all kill bill was his idea.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Před 2 lety +25

      Uh probably because Martin is also loopy
      I know I would be if I was stuck in a Lovecraftian hellscape

  • @beltaya276
    @beltaya276 Před 3 lety +516

    this episode was so cottagecore!!!

    • @debbiebishop86
      @debbiebishop86 Před 3 lety +63

      ghfhfj jared's a cottagecore softboy

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 Před 3 lety +39

      Please keep the flesh garden far, far away from cottage core

    • @possessedpeach4455
      @possessedpeach4455 Před 3 lety +42

      @@glumbortango7182 idk man, flesh garden seems pretty cottage core to me
      ...yep

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 Před 3 lety +18

      Freaky cottage core but still

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar Před 3 lety +9

      @Topple This. This is the comment. We can end the internet now.

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors Před rokem +116

    My interpretations of the victims:
    Reese/Gristle Bloom Orchid:
    Insecure & self-hatred
    Patricia/Bone Rose:
    Anorexia
    Cutaway Tulip:
    Plastic surgery addiction
    Maeve/Lily of the Damned:
    Over awareness of body and body dysmorphia

    • @hoominbeeing
      @hoominbeeing Před rokem +14

      My interpretation:
      Gristle bloom:
      It seems to get bigger and bigger to take over everything. So I'd imagine body dysmorphia for getting swole.
      Bone rose: obsession with perfection and plastic surgery. Always requiring immense effort to keep up or your ego "shatters".
      Cutaway tulip: fear of aging and the degradation of your appearance associated. It's stated it gets harder to manage the bigger (older) it gets.
      Lily of the damned: fear of injury and mortality related to your own biology.

    • @thecassin8r
      @thecassin8r Před 11 měsíci +14

      I'm somewhere in the middle of you two but I think all of the flowers represent different kinds of dysmorphia. The gristlebloom orchid seems like a direct analog for the kind that gymbro-types feel with their sensitivity for being perceived as "small". The bonerose stands in for the opposite kind of dysmorphia, that feeling of "too large"-ness that results in disorders like anorexia and bulimia. The cutaway tulip is the kind of dysmorphia that only body modification feels like the solution to (which gets increasingly intensive as the body ages, as it gets harder to fight against your body's natural aging processes). And the lily of the damned is the dysmorphic horror that comes from reducing a person's mind? soul? being? down to just a body, or maybe the horror of feeling a disconnect between body and mind? This last one was kinda open-ended
      Man I think this was one of the episodes that really got me

    • @TheAntiChristsPlusOne
      @TheAntiChristsPlusOne Před 3 měsíci +4

      I’ve always thought of it like this
      Gristlebloom: the strive to always be bigger, better, stronger, even if it destroys you you will do anything to be as strong as you think you need to be which turns out to be a never ending ladder of striving for an ever higher definition of perfection.
      Like the other commenter i feel it relates strongly to gymbros and this relatively new heavy pressure on men to be the best they can in both looks and strength and anything less is wrong and weak
      Bone rose: I have no better way to describe this than anorexia, or bulimia, or any other eating disorder that’s makes you want to do nothing more than get smaller and smaller and smaller until you finally reach a standard you are happy with, or you die.
      Cutaway tulip: the want to be something other than you are, you don’t know what, unlike the gristlebloom wants to be stronger and the bone rose wants to be smaller, it just wants to be something else in no particular direction than away from what it currently is, and it will maim and bite and claw and cut until it is finally happy with its form, until it grows tired of that one and begins its cycle again.
      Lily of the Damned: the want to be nothing, not to be dead but to be nothing. The pure hatred of existence in any other way than in mind and soul. For no particular reason does it hate its form so, it just hates it has a form to begin with and has no choice but to live and be stuck with it, or to die and be utterly gone in each and every way.

  • @frankatronx8041
    @frankatronx8041 Před 2 lety +159

    Jared Hopworth is such an interesting character. He's like, the jobber of the flesh. He'll work with anyone, for anyone and even doesn't mind dying all that much.
    Unlike any of the others he doesn't beg, not even a bit, just asks if it can be prevented and accepts it when Jon says it can't.
    For Jared I think it's about the work. He's found his happiness in what he does and doesn't seem to like getting involved with the others on a big picture scale. Even when he was hired to kill them he decided it would be too much bother.
    Easily and strangely the most agreeable of monsters.

    • @alecsarcade555
      @alecsarcade555 Před rokem +9

      It makes sense, in a way. Working is a virtue of what the body does, especially according to the standards of our culture. Working on oneself is all we can ever do, both intentionally or unintentionally. For him to be so agreeable means he's just another body for the function, for the cause, to be another cog in the machine. That's how I see it, anyhow. There's a quote he gives before he dies to John's revenge, he doesn't mind. He calls it life. "Just people using each other up." I really think it doesn't bother him because in the end he is fulfilling a function that bodies are meant for.

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams Před rokem +9

      ​@@alecsarcade555 If you see the new horror-filled world as a body, he's just like a fat cell. Food storage. Reserves for when another organ (like... an eye, perhaps?) needs nourishment. like how our cells can't really complain when our body kills them and recycles them. I think ur right that he feels as tho he's just fulfilling his purpose.

    • @sarahmchugh4169
      @sarahmchugh4169 Před 10 měsíci +1

      The End guy wasn't worried about dying either

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter Před měsícem

      Nope. I will never forget that Jared bullied a former friend because that friend went to college, all for a nerdy library job. And that wasn't enough. Jared then hunted him down and murdered him. Not for Flesh, but himself.
      This Fandom has some of the most shallow morals.

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva Před 3 lety +525

    did jared rly offer to give jon his rib back and jon brushed it off?? i mean, i suppose a couple missing ribs are no bother for the all powerful avatar of the ceaseless watcher, but still

    • @raeganellsworth5752
      @raeganellsworth5752 Před 3 lety +90

      Prolly would hurt to have it put back and it doesn't hurt now lol

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock Před 3 lety +64

      I don't think it's a good idea to take something like that back from someone like that. Who knows what would happen.

    • @juniper-moss
      @juniper-moss Před 3 lety +41

      I mean if it was me, Jared could absolutely keep that rib, I would not want it back - who knows what would happen 😬 Nope

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 Před 2 lety +18

      @@juniper-moss
      I would want it back to keep the other one company

    • @juniper-moss
      @juniper-moss Před 2 lety +5

      @@macabrecitrus2127 fair enough

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 Před 3 lety +303

    The garden feels reminiscent of Famine's restaurant in Good Omens (the book)
    Also Alex voicing both Martin and Jared in this one is great.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva Před 3 lety +14

      you're right, it does. nice comparison

    • @gaiamritawhitright8890
      @gaiamritawhitright8890 Před 3 lety +19

      i thought of Famine's restaurant in that one statement, the letter to Gertrude from Adelard Decker. when he's talking about that sort of Fun Fair where when you win a prize it's a bone and everyone was trying to suck the marrow from it and stuff

    • @AmazingAroAce
      @AmazingAroAce Před 3 lety +4

      omg you're right about the famine thing

    • @neriumdelusion
      @neriumdelusion Před 3 lety +3

      YEAH IT DOES !! also i’m glad there’s more good omens fans here wooo

  • @Oradorus
    @Oradorus Před 2 lety +81

    I play a homebrew class in D&D called a necrobotanist and this is exactly how I would describe the vibe of the class. I love this great fucked up imagery.

    • @MagnaFae
      @MagnaFae Před rokem +7

      That sounds rad as hell. Necromancy as a school of magic is so conceptually versatile, and yet people so often fall back on the same imagery with their characters. Nice to see someone do something more creative with it.

  • @Speckaboo
    @Speckaboo Před 2 lety +149

    Honestly, props to my man Jared for doing Martin a solid and not attacking his boyfriend before they killed him

  • @lakejoseph6570
    @lakejoseph6570 Před 3 lety +257

    This episode is so good !! I keep imaging Jared in like a gardening outfit w gloves n everything (for his many hands)

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne Před 3 lety +54

      little straw hats on all of his various lumps..... 1567 knee pads... stray femur sticking out that he hangs a lil basket on..... daisy-patterned apron... im DEAD

    • @lakejoseph6570
      @lakejoseph6570 Před 3 lety +23

      WeAreAirborne I must draw this immediately

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne Před 3 lety +21

      @@lakejoseph6570 BRO if you do please link us

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar Před 3 lety +6

      The gloves are made of meat.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 Před 2 lety +10

      He's wearing regency-era stays and one of those little milkmaid blouses with tracksuit bottoms and Adidas sneakers. I feel it.

  • @toothclown
    @toothclown Před 3 lety +150

    Damn I'm being called out by a flower

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar Před 3 lety +7

      A flower made out of meat, no less.

  • @MisterPragmatic
    @MisterPragmatic Před rokem +33

    After an avatar of the flesh dies.
    Martin: "So what now?"
    John: "Carry on, I guess"
    Is that a carrion pun?!

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 Před 3 lety +217

    okay its definitely starting to feel like the fears are sliding into each other, like the burning house had mentions of toxic and mold, last episode gave me serious stranger/spiral vibes and this one also mentions mold and corruption again. idk what that means but i sure noticed it

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick Před 3 lety +46

      My guess is, the closer to The Penopticon they get, the less distinct the lines between the fears become. They start to blend together more and more as they approach the center of it all, as it were. But that’s just a theory at the moment. 😊

    • @riversrieds5247
      @riversrieds5247 Před 3 lety +6

      @@TheNitpickChick but that's just a theory! A TMA theory! ( I couldn't help myself sorry😔)

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar Před 3 lety +34

      Well, remember that there aren't distinct boundaries for the Fears. There are bits where they blend and mix and create all these beautiful new horrors. Most of the statements this season are all Extinction flavoured as well.

    • @imchoosingnottoexist6894
      @imchoosingnottoexist6894 Před 2 lety +14

      I think that when the fears don't have to fight for dominance the distinctions matter less and less

    • @danielocegueda5513
      @danielocegueda5513 Před 4 měsíci

      NotThem's domain gave off Slaughter vibes, fearing that at any moment those around you will descend upon you and tear "you" apart

  • @tomdekler9280
    @tomdekler9280 Před 3 lety +157

    Ahhh, the beauty standards episode.

  • @forgottenmachine806
    @forgottenmachine806 Před 3 lety +129

    My meat man is just gardening why did they have to do him like this

  • @frontalbackstab
    @frontalbackstab Před 3 lety +257

    This episode hit me quite hard. I was working out while listening.
    I'm definitely a gristle bloom orchid.

    • @ursulaj9620
      @ursulaj9620 Před 3 lety +5

      saaamee omg

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 Před 3 lety +14

      My chronic illness makes me a lilly

    • @xxsdelphia
      @xxsdelphia Před 2 lety +8

      tag yourself i’m a bonerow
      edit: bone rose. bone rose. it’s called a bone rose. i just read the transcripts

    • @reynaclarke2110
      @reynaclarke2110 Před 2 lety +4

      @@xxsdelphia im a Cutaway Tulip :)

    • @confused-as-ell
      @confused-as-ell Před rokem +3

      i'm a lily of the damned

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork Před rokem +50

    I am consistently in awe at Jonny’s creativity writing these. I never would’ve thought of something so devastatingly elegant for the Flesh. I never would’ve thought of a damnation such as this AT ALL. I don’t even know how to compliment it anymore, I feel like all I’ve been doing is commenting my praises of the writing every episode, xD. And Alex voicing Jared as well????? I never would’ve guessed if I hadn’t read a comment about it (I usually don’t stick around for the credits). That is some INCREDIBLE voice acting range.

  • @shroom6145
    @shroom6145 Před 3 lety +108

    Falling off my chair realising that Alex had to voice both Jared and Martin

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze Před 3 lety +76

    When he started talking about how the rose must be kept under blinding light I just... they had to have consulted an actual dysmorphic for this one like that hits too close

  • @philippak7726
    @philippak7726 Před 2 lety +35

    fun fact, the song being whistled at the start is called "English Country Garden"

  • @bulletmonkeyxp
    @bulletmonkeyxp Před 2 lety +17

    "And who's this? Your boyfriend?"
    "Actually yes."
    "Hm"

  • @AmazingAroAce
    @AmazingAroAce Před 3 lety +66

    IT GETS ME EVERY TIME HE INTONES "ceaseless watcher" IT GETS ME EVERY TIME its simultaneously so cool and somewhat worrying

  • @pestilence.and.plague
    @pestilence.and.plague Před 2 lety +41

    I will willingly sell my body to the Flesh just to see a full "Mortal Garden" plant encyclopedia.

  • @Noah-xc3vd
    @Noah-xc3vd Před 3 lety +136

    "It is loved by the hands that tend it, but that love sows only misery and fear.
    It is the worst place that has ever been beautiful, and it should not exist."
    This episode has wonderful imagery, the unsettling description of the garden in such a beautiful and terryfing way, is amazing! I really enjoyed it!
    I actually feared Jared a bit after the first time he was mentioned, don't really understand why, but the thought of malleable bones, made me so uneasy. Yet, as bad as it sounds, I think I actually like Jared's character... him simply being a devoted gardener in the apocalypse is so funny and almost nice!

  • @gloomysunday9836
    @gloomysunday9836 Před 3 lety +46

    The bone rose being the forced manifestation of disordered eating... poetic and so harsh in its truth

  • @L_Aster
    @L_Aster Před 3 lety +81

    I REALLY want to draw the flowers from this episode, but I doubt I could do them justice

  • @frogwithknives3749
    @frogwithknives3749 Před 3 lety +88

    This reminds me of a short story i wrote when i was ten, about two raccoons who trap their hunter in a giant pit in the earth, bury him, and then use his decomposing body as fertilizer

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 Před 3 lety +50

    The idea with the flowers is so unsettling. Great mental picture

  • @nope84
    @nope84 Před 2 lety +13

    WHY DID I BRIEFLY THINK THE TITLE SAID “ THE GENDER” ALDKFJJDJ

  • @venusthebenus
    @venusthebenus Před 3 lety +37

    The one time I don’t read the content warnings IS THE ONE TIME I REALLY REALLY FUCKINF SHOULD HAVE

  • @teddyincorporated
    @teddyincorporated Před 3 lety +66

    I have no idea what Jared said and at this point im too scared to ask

  • @just.Athena
    @just.Athena Před 3 lety +80

    Interesting, Jared didn't seem... to be hurt at all by what Jon did. I wonder why.

    • @scottdick296
      @scottdick296 Před 3 lety +26

      He's an avatar of meat. I guess getting butchered isn't that big of a deal for him.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Před 3 lety +45

      Being butchered is his kink

    • @devaughnp.4721
      @devaughnp.4721 Před 2 lety +26

      @@emilybarclay8831 there are 2 types of people

  • @jonahkaiser5876
    @jonahkaiser5876 Před 3 lety +59

    still not over the fact that Jared is voiced by Alex
    also the mood and phrasing in this episode kind of reminds me of of Hannibal (the Tv series, naturally). Like ... I know it's awful and wrong and all that ... but it's still beautiful in a fascinating way

    • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
      @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve Před 3 lety +8

      Take my like, good sir, for that Hannibal reference. You are absolutely right!

    • @jonahkaiser5876
      @jonahkaiser5876 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Ace_Up_My_Sleeve one of the best shows out there

    • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
      @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve Před 3 lety +8

      @@jonahkaiser5876Preach! Two words: artistic corpses. Beautiful and amazing show.

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah ! Lots of Hannibal vibes ! Dr Lecter would be proud !
      He would probably be a Flesh ruler too lol (and Will a Slaughter one ?)

    • @nirvanaclimo7386
      @nirvanaclimo7386 Před 24 dny

      ​@@macabrecitrus2127 I know this was 2 years ago, but Will could also very well be the Eye with all his understanding through empathy

  • @jedimoon22
    @jedimoon22 Před 3 lety +51

    Any time Jared shows up I have to turn on captions otherwise I can't understand a word he's saying :/

  • @JohnSegway-RainingLamppost
    @JohnSegway-RainingLamppost Před 3 lety +57

    I do like Jared Hopworth, he's got a air of fair play around him and has a sense of humour, seems almost trustworthy and I do love that voice Alex does for him + the accent, something something pun based around common saying relating to good bones/heart/organs and implying he has many to choose from

  • @renatamanzano6335
    @renatamanzano6335 Před 3 lety +33

    In these episodes I really need the person that transcribes the audio, damn... Jared's so hard to understand sometimes

  • @io_online
    @io_online Před 2 lety +11

    My face everytime that crunch/flesh noise happened:
    ................ ................
    ........0.... ........0..
    .............................

    • @daughtersstormcrow553
      @daughtersstormcrow553 Před rokem

      The flesh made that noise as I was reading this and I made that exact same face

  • @noleeresto3473
    @noleeresto3473 Před 3 lety +84

    Jared's voice always creeps me out

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 Před 3 lety +17

      Can’t believe he and Martin are the same person

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 Před 3 lety +4

      I can't understand him very well tbh

  • @madam-mint
    @madam-mint Před 2 lety +11

    This episode is so friggin warped. It’s brilliant. Even the minor characters, the people groaning in the background, they really do sound like they’re being twisted into inhuman shapes. Also I heard somewhere that Alex does Jared’s voice without any effects added. Huh.

  • @missep1830
    @missep1830 Před 2 lety +15

    Martin's "ooooohkay" when Jared got up makes me super want to see what was going on lol

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream Před 3 lety +29

    I didn't see a body image episode coming when we got to the domain of The Flesh but by god it a) made sense and b) hit hard.

  • @maxmanning9301
    @maxmanning9301 Před rokem +13

    As a fan of both horror and gore, as well as a fan of morbid art, I love this episode. The prompts these create are amazing

  • @thatoneguy8521
    @thatoneguy8521 Před rokem +10

    The vile fact that I got an Arby's commercial before this

  • @katg5746
    @katg5746 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I feel like Jared would enjoy feeling what he puts everyone else through

  • @r_r9894
    @r_r9894 Před rokem +8

    the writing for the ed/body dysphoria plants is really well done. the lily of the damned is my favorite..
    "spirituality, afterlife, transhumanism, religion. all must be roundly dismissed or mocked" ouch :(

  • @michaelheere2812
    @michaelheere2812 Před 3 lety +32

    3:25 for the iconic line

  • @kingofpoliwhirls7464
    @kingofpoliwhirls7464 Před 2 lety +13

    This is definitely an interesting one. First off, the knowledge that The Flesh feeds on Body-Image issues is an interesting note that I'm sure most of us didn't realize. Secondly, Jared has always been one of my favorite avatars, primarily because of the whole aesthetic behind his powers. . . It almost felt like he was happy at the end. Unlike any of the others that John has smited before, there was no screaming, no cursing or pain. There were really only a small grunt of pain; I honestly want to believe that, even as the terror of his victims flowed through him, Jared still *enjoyed* it.

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka Před 3 lety +18

    Jared Hopworth would have made a great Sarkhic Priest

  • @knightlyblues4050
    @knightlyblues4050 Před rokem +12

    Oh thank god, I was getting SO NERVOUS for the Flesh episode because I thought it'd be like overly meat-y or farm like with its sound effects. Not to say I'm comfortable with the... garden, but it's not what I expected!!!
    I also like how Jared immediately gets shut down with the jab boyfriend joke. Like a Total Dude Gym Bro (tm) REALLY doesn't know how to respond when his offensive joke gets responded to with genuinity.

  • @jydeosaure6564
    @jydeosaure6564 Před 3 lety +19

    I would love to see all the magnus archive episodes animated, the way that everything is described is increadible

  • @Vernrot
    @Vernrot Před 2 lety +9

    well! i wasn’t expecting to be emotionally eviscerated by a meat flower today but yknow

  • @1ntangibl384
    @1ntangibl384 Před rokem +6

    im just imagining jared key just sitting in a rocking chair made of bones while jon reads out human plant cultivation notes

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 Před 2 lety +9

    Oh hey! The Garden of my Insecurity! N e a t

  • @ShadowyKatz
    @ShadowyKatz Před 3 lety +31

    I just gotta say, I thought the Flesh would be another gross episode, I'm glad it's not.

  • @casvirgile
    @casvirgile Před měsícem +1

    I like to think Jared is happily sitting there all :3 and taking notes listening to Jon while Martin stands beside utterly appalled lmao

  • @k0rny672
    @k0rny672 Před 3 lety +14

    and this is why you read warnings in the desc

  • @Sxcheschka
    @Sxcheschka Před 3 lety +8

    something i just realized, all the people of influence marked by the powers that be, basically have their own corrupted versions of the Kekkei Genkai.

  • @starsareglowing
    @starsareglowing Před 3 lety +22

    ooh this one definitely hurt but the way the imagery was described was just,, yeah wow

  • @tylerjseph2547
    @tylerjseph2547 Před 25 dny +1

    This episode is..... creatively terrifying. And also Jon saying that Martin is his boyfriend just made my day.

  • @doctordisco5814
    @doctordisco5814 Před rokem +7

    Cottagecore more like CottageGore

  • @jamdeluxe7456
    @jamdeluxe7456 Před rokem +5

    “your boyfriend?”
    “uh-“
    “yes, actually…”
    “…oh”

  • @St0nek
    @St0nek Před 2 lety +11

    Ah yes.
    Jarod and my utter unablity to understand what the fuck hes saying.
    Gotta find the guy who copies transcripts to the comments...

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Jared: Who's this, your boyfriend?
    Jon: Yes actually :)
    Jared:...
    Jared: I'm not really sure where to go with that.

  • @BrawnyBuddha
    @BrawnyBuddha Před rokem +5

    I'd love Jonathan to explain the theories about The Nether in Minecraft.

  • @sparkledwater5545
    @sparkledwater5545 Před 4 měsíci +2

    This episode will always leave such an impression with me. The concept alone, a garden and flowers as analogies for different types of body disphoria, culmination tips ffs, and the description are so accurate and poetic. It all really drives home the point of the horror pf having a body but also the beauty that comes with it. Jaw is on the floor etc etc

  • @excusemeprincess8252
    @excusemeprincess8252 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I think this is officially my favourite episode of the Magnus archives ngl

  • @danielocegueda5513
    @danielocegueda5513 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Translating from an animalistic to a human fear has had an interesting effect on the Flesh, similar to the hunt. Though I suppose the similarity should make sense considering they themselves are meant to be complimentary fears

  • @somnia268
    @somnia268 Před 9 měsíci +3

    not big man jared growing a little garden in his post apocalyptic domain

  • @jazz_intown4723
    @jazz_intown4723 Před 2 lety +10

    The bone rose hits too close home

  • @ursulaj9620
    @ursulaj9620 Před 3 lety +12

    Not me listening to this while working out 0_0

  • @tadasuko8935
    @tadasuko8935 Před rokem +4

    This is up there with The Piper as one of my favorite episodes.

  • @golesh-ow5dp
    @golesh-ow5dp Před 8 měsíci +2

    I would like to say - if apocalypse flowers work on a basis" as long as you are doing everything wrong, it would work" i would be an awesome gardener

  • @jamesmortimer4016
    @jamesmortimer4016 Před 3 lety +19

    Hi Alex!

  • @achnav3762
    @achnav3762 Před 3 lety +46

    I really don't think Jared deserved it. He was doing a good work in the garden and the victims sounded...strangely ok with it? I mean of course fear and despair, but compared to all the others. Well let's just say that I better be a beautiful meat flower than burning alive forever in my home.
    He didn't even try to fight back. And he did nothing that is demanding revenge. He only did what John asked him to.
    I think John is not really on a revenge quest but in a "kill everything that marked you" quest. Maybe it will free him?

    • @baszko6152
      @baszko6152 Před 3 lety +16

      I am not the only one! Also apart for slight mishap of attacking the institute he was quite civil with Jon , helped him out didn't kill or hurt more than needed. When it comes to avatars it's pretty good

    • @Noah-xc3vd
      @Noah-xc3vd Před 3 lety +15

      I agree! Strangely enough I grew kind of fond of Jared, even if his purpose terrified me.

    • @hazama0634
      @hazama0634 Před 3 lety +5

      problem with that theory, he didn't kill the avatar of the end.

    • @achnav3762
      @achnav3762 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hazama0634 At the time, my working theory was that it was being in a dead-like coma that marked him, not Oliver. But this theory doesn't really hold anymore with more recent events.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar Před 3 lety +14

      @@Noah-xc3vd I always liked Jared, as in spite of his nature as a bully when you look at it, he was just.. doing his stuff. Not interested in rituals, just making a quid where he could, mostly happy to keep out of everyones way doing his fleshy business

  • @fridaespinosa7387
    @fridaespinosa7387 Před 2 lety +9

    Hannibal Lecter liked this

  • @AmazingAroAce
    @AmazingAroAce Před 3 lety +8

    i can barely understand a word jared said

  • @Drak_buddy
    @Drak_buddy Před 9 měsíci +2

    “Who is this? Your boyfriend?”
    “Yes actually”
    “Oh”

  • @FCHenchy
    @FCHenchy Před 4 měsíci +1

    I love Jared's voice effect and bodily creaking.

  • @zeynep0910
    @zeynep0910 Před 2 lety +6

    okay the writing has always been good but jesus season 5 is on another level

  • @cherrisoda892
    @cherrisoda892 Před 2 lety +4

    Out of everything in this series I’m honestly fine with this one, i wanna be a pretty flower

  • @wonderwhatsgonnahappen579

    Jared: Who's this, your boyfriend?
    Jon: Yes, actually
    Jared: Oh.