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  • @freedomrings.0007
    @freedomrings.0007 Před 8 měsíci +2603

    She genuinely laughed 🤣🤣🤣
    Poor Tiko.😂

    • @anthonywilson7879
      @anthonywilson7879 Před 7 měsíci

      He left her ass . Found him a real pork belly

    • @MsAngeldrake
      @MsAngeldrake Před 7 měsíci +1

    • @angielala9453
      @angielala9453 Před 6 měsíci

      Poor TIKO my ass!!!! Cheating fuck!!!🎉

    • @AliciaHauri
      @AliciaHauri Před 6 měsíci +4

      Poor Tiko...Poor Moon! She put up with his crap disrespect and ignorance for a long time now! Besides it's not her fault she's honest and besides, the truth hurts sometimes!

    • @Layerlol
      @Layerlol Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@AliciaHauri You don't know what happened between them. Don't blame the man. Sometimes women are the ones unwillingly knowing they are messing up but again you don't know so please dont talk down on anyone. You don't feel embarrassed in your brain?

  • @Son-of-Krypton
    @Son-of-Krypton Před 8 měsíci +1212

    Tiko: I carry a foot long !
    Moon: No you don’t… baby carrot man 😂

  • @frankiebaby5770
    @frankiebaby5770 Před 8 měsíci +531

    Emotional damage 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JessicaJackson-xj1sq
    @JessicaJackson-xj1sq Před 7 měsíci +56

    Moon said," I think like that long long long long long time"!!!!!I'm screaming!!!😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂

  • @joeyjroseo3112
    @joeyjroseo3112 Před 8 měsíci +225

    Moon's last glance on the baby carrota and her smile kills Tiko.. Hahaha🎉

  • @Bigpunmd
    @Bigpunmd Před 8 měsíci +271

    Lmao her sincere laugh at the end is what’s killing me 😂😂

  • @meweuser4504
    @meweuser4504 Před 8 měsíci +178

    "What you order online and what you have in real life"😂😂😂😂.

    • @callricky1
      @callricky1 Před 6 měsíci

      I just got it after your post. Thank you, I was late to this party.😅😅😅

    • @telisah9611
      @telisah9611 Před 5 měsíci +1

      it’s true. you see a commercial for a gorgeous watch, you Immediately order the watch. You wait SIX weeks for delivery, you rush to the mailbox.. then you open the box.. ⌚️a plastic watch with a band big enuf to Only fit a child’s wrist. 😢 Devistation sets in! Also, since delivery took so long the refund time has passed. 😢

  • @emely.holguin
    @emely.holguin Před 8 měsíci +416

    Tiko is the barbecue carrot lmao 🤣

  • @adatshhc
    @adatshhc Před 8 měsíci +324

    'Baby shrimp cannot fix the problem.' 😂

    • @meimeiamore394
      @meimeiamore394 Před 7 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-pz8wu2rr8n
      @user-pz8wu2rr8n Před 7 měsíci +5

      Nope it can’t fix the problem 😅

    • @tyara.collins
      @tyara.collins Před 7 měsíci +3

      The love fix the problem I will miss them!

    • @lillyrose9785
      @lillyrose9785 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@tyara.collinswhat happened to them?

    • @XGATEXKEEPERX
      @XGATEXKEEPERX Před 7 měsíci

      @@lillyrose9785 I think the videos were effecting their marriage but also got splitting up vibes.

  • @Rynergee
    @Rynergee Před 8 měsíci +1366

    This seems to be a genuine convo, no skit between them. Look at her smile. They love each other and will stuck together their whole lives 🥰

    • @br3dw1nn3r
      @br3dw1nn3r Před 8 měsíci +40

      Stuck together whole their lives**

    • @Ugo2sleep
      @Ugo2sleep Před 8 měsíci +27

      He stuck with her whole his life.

    • @biz20072008
      @biz20072008 Před 8 měsíci +22

      Love your wife, love your life

    • @darienjohns808
      @darienjohns808 Před 8 měsíci

      ❤😊❤😊❤😊❤😊❤

    • @pouran73
      @pouran73 Před 8 měsíci +51

      You are delusional. They're acting. They will never last much in real life.

  • @Son-of-Krypton
    @Son-of-Krypton Před 8 měsíci +185

    You know she talking about Tiko’s ‘baby carrot’
    😂

  • @ggg8852
    @ggg8852 Před 8 měsíci +54

    He just asks for it everytime😂😂😂

  • @williammay6238
    @williammay6238 Před 8 měsíci +59

    Tiko just got reversed scanned by Moon and now she got the last laugh what goes around comes back around nice job Moon now tiko become a baby Barbeque carrot!😂😂😂

  • @denisemiller90
    @denisemiller90 Před 8 měsíci +107

    Lol, you get him, Moon😂

  • @debrabrummett3065
    @debrabrummett3065 Před 8 měsíci +29

    I love Moon. She is so funny and beautiful 😂

  • @Trymr
    @Trymr Před 8 měsíci +16

    I love her real laugh. She did it twice here & it’s absolutely great.

  • @madkingme7507
    @madkingme7507 Před 8 měsíci +40

    This is why we love Moon so much😂😂 you deep lose again Tiko😂😂😂 I don't think you thought that one through my friend😂😂😂😂

  • @marygraciano5611
    @marygraciano5611 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I freakin love her ! She is sooo funny ... crazy funny 😂😂😂

  • @pettybethy9097
    @pettybethy9097 Před 7 měsíci +8

    I was genuinely sad to hear they split. I wish them both nothing but success in life.

  • @justme9244
    @justme9244 Před 7 měsíci +8

    She finally got him back for all the craziness he causes her. That was a good one.

  • @katrubie3
    @katrubie3 Před 8 měsíci +6

    This exchange seemed so genuine and I really enjoyed hearing their mutual love and appreciation for each other.

  • @amg3021
    @amg3021 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Wait!! She really does have a garden!! Her threats to use Tiko as fertilizer seems real now LOL!!

  • @heatherpatricelli9099
    @heatherpatricelli9099 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I die every time she says carrot, just the way she says it kills me alone and then she emphasizes it too like, who are you trying to fool, Tiko? Lmao 🤣 beautiful garden BTW!

    • @Pyrrhic537
      @Pyrrhic537 Před 7 měsíci

      She says it like talking to a baby.

  • @brendajohnson5975
    @brendajohnson5975 Před 3 měsíci

    😂😂😂 Moon has me over here in stitches cackling like a fool. 🥕🤏

  • @chelwesch68
    @chelwesch68 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Moon's job is to keep Tico humble.

    • @trailer_trash_Barbie
      @trailer_trash_Barbie Před 7 měsíci +1

      Well he can find someone else now because there divorcing

    • @chelwesch68
      @chelwesch68 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@trailer_trash_Barbie Yeah I saw that.

    • @davidgraham7325
      @davidgraham7325 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Why are they divorcing tico must have extremely 🤔 😐 little carrot 🥕 🤔 🙄 😳 is this why no kids 🤔

    • @Pyrrhic537
      @Pyrrhic537 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@trailer_trash_BarbieWith a 🥕 .

  • @Botoburst
    @Botoburst Před 8 měsíci +45

    Sum ting wong with his carrot.

    • @mizzpoetrics
      @mizzpoetrics Před 7 měsíci

      😂😂😂 Yeah, it's a baby carrot! 🥕

  • @aprilMichelleXJRL
    @aprilMichelleXJRL Před 7 měsíci +2

    Moon is the best she will say something so funny, literally and look so serious

  • @Kevink4240
    @Kevink4240 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Man jokes aside, her laugh is just pure when she sees you! Aww😄🥺

  • @bagboybrown
    @bagboybrown Před 8 měsíci +3

    "don't think like that honey" LOL Every video is just Tiko getting demolished XD

  • @SlymSexi
    @SlymSexi Před 7 měsíci +4

    LongLongLongLongLong time... dam near killed me! 🤣 I ABSOLUTELY ❤❤❤ THEM 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @hayhayjenner1257
    @hayhayjenner1257 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Moon always makes me giggle.... Such a comedically clever lady 🎉... Love to both of you ❤

  • @lanettelouie
    @lanettelouie Před 8 měsíci +5

    I love the way she says carrot 🥕!!! 💞

  • @jaxnala4837
    @jaxnala4837 Před 8 měsíci +16

    Like his "baby shrimp"

  • @PoliticallyhomelessXX
    @PoliticallyhomelessXX Před 7 měsíci +5

    Please don’t ever lose that wonderful accent❤

  • @beaviskornholio2754
    @beaviskornholio2754 Před 8 měsíci +2

    She got him again 😂😂😂. He have little carrot. Moon is looking yummy as always ❤❤❤

  • @BoratM.Sagdiev
    @BoratM.Sagdiev Před 7 měsíci +5

    I love her. She deserves much bigger carrot.

  • @cipriantaoshu
    @cipriantaoshu Před 8 měsíci +7

    The baby carrot. 😂😂😂

  • @missladybob4208
    @missladybob4208 Před 7 měsíci +20

    To look at this is sad , knowing now they're separating

  • @urbanq5377
    @urbanq5377 Před 7 měsíci

    Moon is so funny I love her humor.

  • @scooblov
    @scooblov Před 7 měsíci +1

    There were a lot of “long, long, long”’s in that convo!
    I mean, she thought that on day one, dude! 😂😂

  • @ValerieM-lk2bv
    @ValerieM-lk2bv Před 8 měsíci +10

    Your family is both wholesome AND hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs

    • @Pyrrhic537
      @Pyrrhic537 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@MCMeekDid she hate him when she did this?

  • @ballershanelle
    @ballershanelle Před 7 měsíci +5

    Asian ladies keeping it real on men

  • @dccerezo7612
    @dccerezo7612 Před 2 měsíci

    I guarantee you, the way they both joke about it, this dude is an absolute unit in the carrot dept 😂🎉 love these two !

  • @darkwingduck643
    @darkwingduck643 Před 7 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂 Well she shot his confidence and masculinity to the ground. 😂😂😂

  • @Pl4ym4te2
    @Pl4ym4te2 Před 7 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂 not the baby carrot 🥕. YOU order that one online, but this is real life. 😭😭😭

  • @SofiNme365
    @SofiNme365 Před 8 měsíci +34

    In case you need it! I had to look it up: "Rizz" is a slang term often used to describe someone's ability to flirt and be charming, especially for their verbal communication while pursuing a romantic interest.

  • @Medzip_Me_Zouan
    @Medzip_Me_Zouan Před 7 měsíci +1

    Moon is savage! Emotional damage 😂😂😂😂

  • @rogerwillis7692
    @rogerwillis7692 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Finally! Moon is not berating Tico. She genuinely is smiling and laughing!!!

  • @sarahvl6406
    @sarahvl6406 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Moon your wit is amazing!! Love you!! Hehehe!! 😂😂😂

  • @lizanderson8458
    @lizanderson8458 Před 8 měsíci +11

    I loved this, her warm genuine smile whilst sharing a joke together, could see the love for each other in this 😂❤

  • @jeffderocher7710
    @jeffderocher7710 Před 3 měsíci

    Moon was quick to point out his reality baby carrot !❤😂

  • @Lmaoalot
    @Lmaoalot Před 7 měsíci +2

    Moon, we have the same sense of humor.....omg...I love it!!!!! Bahaha s 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrissykinney1126
    @chrissykinney1126 Před 8 měsíci +3

    🎉😂
    Oh poor Tiko ....
    Let's recap ...
    Moon has called him out on his "baby shrimp",🤭 & now, his "baby carrot".🤭
    Signs are pointin towards a teenie-weenie here T.😏😂

  • @joshalynnsegura8876
    @joshalynnsegura8876 Před 7 měsíci +3

    The honesty!!! 🤣 Keepin' it real! Lol

    • @Pyrrhic537
      @Pyrrhic537 Před 7 měsíci

      It might not be true though.

  • @tiffanydickerson8254
    @tiffanydickerson8254 Před 6 měsíci +1

    The way she rolls her “R” when saying 🥕‼️😍😍😂😂

  • @Thi-Nguyen
    @Thi-Nguyen Před 7 měsíci

    I love love LOVE her comeback and sense of humor!!! She’s like my mom! Same accent and everything!

  • @punisherusmc
    @punisherusmc Před 8 měsíci +4

    The two are great together. Rare to see lasting relationships anymore. Good for them…..Fadder too !!!!!!!

    • @davidgraham7325
      @davidgraham7325 Před 7 měsíci

      Yeah Fadder 😄 😄 😄 too

    • @punisherusmc
      @punisherusmc Před 7 měsíci

      @@davidgraham7325 something had recently happened between the two. I’ve heard 3 stories, 2 of the stories actually match fairly closely. I hope it’s something that they can overcome, but I doubt it.

  • @lilithOGrising
    @lilithOGrising Před 7 měsíci +4

    The realness in this is everything!! 😂

    • @Pyrrhic537
      @Pyrrhic537 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It gives her more power to tell him the truth so he doesn't delude himself and think he's a stud😂😂😂

  • @gerilynne1955
    @gerilynne1955 Před 7 měsíci +1

    You gotta love her. Hilarious!

  • @Spinzone_3
    @Spinzone_3 Před 6 měsíci +1

    TOY IN MY SALAD!!!
    DON'T TALK LOUD!!!
    😂😂😂
    FADDER WHERE ARE YOU??

  • @tourbike
    @tourbike Před 8 měsíci +11

    Doesn't matter bro as you still making her smile 👍👍😁

    • @momt9584
      @momt9584 Před 8 měsíci +1

      And AS A married Woman myself, THAT Means A LOT! Nicely done Moon & Tiko! 😊

    • @naturalscratcher9498
      @naturalscratcher9498 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@momt9584It’s crazy because I think they’re getting a divorce🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @bradmadeira6807
      @bradmadeira6807 Před 7 měsíci

      @@naturalscratcher9498yup.. ALL of these comments didn’t age well..

  • @QueenAse1055
    @QueenAse1055 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The way she rolls her Rs in carrot 🥕 😅 the best

  • @carmendiamondprincessanduj8630
    @carmendiamondprincessanduj8630 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Moon is always on point! I love her!!!!❤😂

  • @ShaylisaHaynes-xe3cs
    @ShaylisaHaynes-xe3cs Před 4 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DAME MOON I FELL OUT MY BED LAUGHING LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CarlosMedina-lr1dw
    @CarlosMedina-lr1dw Před 8 měsíci +13

    Beautiful moon brutal😂😂

  • @lukehorning3404
    @lukehorning3404 Před 7 měsíci +3

    You guys are an awesome couple and I think she still likes his little carrot 🥕 and loves him for what he is

  • @AviGoorcharan
    @AviGoorcharan Před 7 měsíci +1

    Lol😂😂😂😂😂 face to face, skin to skin... poor Tiko, Barbecue karot🤣🤣🤣😅😂😂

  • @ScubaSteve1280
    @ScubaSteve1280 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I fucking love the way she says carrot.

  • @StevefromOhio1972
    @StevefromOhio1972 Před 8 měsíci +4

    That's hitting below the belt. LOL.

  • @bedroombully614
    @bedroombully614 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Online 🥒 real life 🦐😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theelectofthelivinggod5917
    @theelectofthelivinggod5917 Před 7 měsíci +2

    That relationship would be so freaking fun to be in. Lol

  • @Agent-vj3ns
    @Agent-vj3ns Před 7 měsíci +2

    Moon hung around long enough to get the bag then chuck the dueces (taking half of everything he owns and the house in the process).

  • @priscillarussell5926
    @priscillarussell5926 Před 8 měsíci +7

    ❤❤❤ omg I love Moon and her family hi Moon an Tiko 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alwayswatching662
    @alwayswatching662 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Shes rolling her rrrrrrrrs lol

  • @wallacekananda3396
    @wallacekananda3396 Před 7 měsíci

    Moon is adorable.

  • @robinharper3515
    @robinharper3515 Před 8 měsíci

    Moon is so savage!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cliftonchambers553
    @cliftonchambers553 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Pop his bubble Moon😂😂😂😂

  • @paulskiye6930
    @paulskiye6930 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Bad for Tico's self-esteem

  • @cynthiahiebert5023
    @cynthiahiebert5023 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This is what brought you to this place in your life! Degrading each other to make people laugh! 😢. I see a very beautiful and successful garden! Why don’t you concentrate on your gardening skills to bring life to you and others! Edifying, nourishing!

  • @RandomShit902
    @RandomShit902 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I havent watched them in over a year and wow her English improved a lot

  • @thebarbers2273
    @thebarbers2273 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I seen their recent video of them going separate ways...really sad end of the moment

  • @sammyr.4233
    @sammyr.4233 Před 8 měsíci +3

    That back fires

  • @goldmiranda2942
    @goldmiranda2942 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love it when she said baby KAROT!😂

  • @TheAngryArchieShow
    @TheAngryArchieShow Před 7 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂 moon thinks his carrot is small 😂😂😂

  • @lilibethnieto55
    @lilibethnieto55 Před 8 měsíci +14

    Wow 😂when the joke comes bouncing back ❤you too are sports!

  • @darrylphillips-yy8cu
    @darrylphillips-yy8cu Před 8 měsíci +3

    got yo ahh lol

  • @resas3008
    @resas3008 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Tiko you've taught her too well. Moon is turning the tables.

  • @edyoung6756
    @edyoung6756 Před 7 měsíci

    Moon knows the score and puts the poor guy in his place.....again. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ic7wo1vw1h
    @user-ic7wo1vw1h Před 8 měsíci +4

    Wait what's wrong the carot is average 😅

  • @dwaynemudd2870
    @dwaynemudd2870 Před 7 měsíci

    I like her! Quite a character!! Sweet in her heart!

  • @oldangels444
    @oldangels444 Před 7 měsíci +1

    She roasted him with the truth !!! Lol

  • @suesanborts-bredall9914
    @suesanborts-bredall9914 Před 8 měsíci +4

    😂😂😂

  • @patriciasteen7885
    @patriciasteen7885 Před 8 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rollcrunchy2478
    @rollcrunchy2478 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Lmao, omg I genuinely love this woman personality ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @celissewillis9399
    @celissewillis9399 Před 7 měsíci

    "you order online & this is what you have in real life"... that applies in sooo many ways, lol!

  • @bakerdow9884
    @bakerdow9884 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Who said big one only online? 👀😆😆😆

    • @Pyrrhic537
      @Pyrrhic537 Před 7 měsíci

      What did she mean by that? False advertisemen? Or he ordered her some big toys?

  • @ZasaurusRex
    @ZasaurusRex Před 8 měsíci +3

    I love you guys you guys are hilarious

  • @arhafrench5319
    @arhafrench5319 Před 12 dny

    She burnt the shih outta him 😂 💯 🔥 "What you order online vs what you get in real life"

  • @CamsTattoo
    @CamsTattoo Před 6 měsíci +1

    awwe I miss Tiko, wish y'all the best.

  • @psycojean7069
    @psycojean7069 Před 8 měsíci +6

    😂❤ you guys