Sub Rosa: The Church of New Jesus
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- čas přidán 30. 12. 2017
- Watch the previous Sub Rosa vid here ►► • Sub Rosa: The Family B...
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After many many years we return to Sub Rosa to check out the new graphic update! This game still has it. If you want to check it out for yourself: www.subrosagame.com/
We also invited back some familiar faces from the ABF days to play with us!
The Crew:
Criken
Tomato
Kiwo
MrLawlman1
ShayneHawke
Casualties
Waddy
Zyke
YourFatherDad
Zuthar13
Charliewinsmore
Video edited by Shayne!
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Follow along on twitter for news of future Sub Rosa streams / videos:
CrikMaster?lang=en - Hry
"I'm gonna let you two settle that weird thing between you"
*kiwo immediately headbutts criken*
*THIS IS FOR DRAGONS DOGMA*
I LOST IT.
That was too good. I think I woke my neighbour :D
I love it lmao
Priceless...
I love the pathetic 'Boss!' from Criken everytime he's knocked over
TIkTakz96 'Boss! She's doing the headbutt thing again!'
Kiwi's natural line of defense is headbutting people.
Lies.
Kiwo's first line of is "awohwoa"ing pathetically in submission.
@@brosephnoonan223 and headbutting secend
I love how Ginger transforms into his true form... Goldman. :D
Jwisbdkakabowbdow GOD DAMMIT TIME TO MAKE THIS DAMN MONEY
Criken, relationships at work are a bad idea. You should leave that secretary alone.
Woke AF
Kiwo wants some man, have you seen how much workplace sexual harassment she's done.
He did not have relations with that woman
*cough* Jim and Pam
tell that to Kiwo lol
holy shit that execution in the vault
You killed him...
*juggles AK-47's*
hm
@@xmm-cf5eg hmm indeed lol
He was clapping you idiot
@@Pat4ever. r/wooooosh
9:20 I love how she reels back to hammer him harder
the more you watch the funnier it gets
Kiwo is transforming into a mountain goat.
Slothsong one gote emoji right up 🐐
So she's becoming Buck?
@@mons3020 It’s only a matter of time before she starts screaming incoherently and demanding people “Domique” her come into rooms
I like to imagine when kiwo’s stressed or is in trouble, she just headbutts her problems or just simply falls over and plays dead.
Or hopefully is dead
I love how Kiwo can’t work the games mechanics or drive or anything like that, but she knows how to give handys and bjs and fucking headbutt people
kinda like real women
@@theflyingcatz O_O ummm you did a heckin disrespecterino!! reddit cred -50... we don't tolerate jokes here
@@higgsbosontesticle misogyny aside. Reddit? You think Reddit is where all the anti-sexism people hang out?
@@beautifullights8484 No? You're dumb. I was pretending to be a redditor who gets upset over the slightest thing which is very true to life
Kiwo is my spirit animal
I was gonna say headbutt my problems but that works to
So a angry goat?
We need more of this game
I do Random stuff I agree Goldmans my favorites part in all of these vids
Criken and crew playing Sub Rosa is that perfect blend of just fucking around with the game and actually trying to play it.
That at least puts it slightly higher than Barotrauma (Not that the Barotrauma videos are bad, its just purely on the far side of the competence-to-mess-around ratio).
Don't worry, there's much more suicide to come. They haven't gotten to the hotdog place yet last time I checked.
To be fair thats how the normal player base is to. the Rare occasion when you get a crew on barotrauma to actually finish a mission is so rare that it actually stuns me sometimes when we finish a round without the sub exploding.
If you search up Sub Rosa, you can find a lot of my own content as well as some other smaller content creators for the game right now.
Loving these corporate training vids, they're really helping our firm become more competitive in the global market!
Why would any "big time" company compete for finding a cure for Saint Serretta's illness?
Our target is to increase awareness of mysterious illnesses such that quests to find cures for them become a more widely employed solution!
Still don't know how to load my rifle...
+Ps4 Ectopicgaming
That meme is deader than disco, little fella.
@@tablefancy7992Disco is never dead.
*Answers phone*
"Hello this is wife!"
who said that again?
De Villiers Grobler wife said that
I k i d n a p p e d m y s e l f
ROFL
For just 99¢ a month, you too can stop workplace and vehicular sexual assaults
High impact sexual vehicle
"I'm gonna let you solve that weird thing between you two..."
*Kiwo headbutt*
#StopVehicularCoitus
Buck so needs to play this game......
Exactly. Now we need to see it
Puggy 117 He did play it near the end of the stream.
Puggy 117 yees
5:35 traumatic story of a man's greed killing all he loved
5:37 Tomato attempting to go back into the past on a glitched chunk of road
Little did he know, it was not Eminem who would prove to be Criken's worst enemy...but himself.
Criken in The Self Kidnapping.
_quietly_ _playing_ _loud_ _Eminem_ _through_ _a_ _poor_ _quality_ _microphone_ _in_ _the_ _distance..._
It was Stockholm syndrome all along...
The Church of Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo
Christ Harder
passion of the christ: escape 2 africa
OMG Waddy?! Casualties and Zyke too?! The Old Crik Crew makin a comeback!!
All we need is Martz.
Darter would like to play dartz with martz
Zykes been back for awhile . But we mainly need Oats , Oatsea , Oatstavio , Tacquito , and Downs
No love for Skippy?
Kiwo is my favorite
Kiwo is for bullying
I kind of think she’s really annoying
Kiwo used Headbutt!
....It's not very effective
Kiwo used Takedown
..... It's very effective!
Opponent Criken is humiliated
I like how 2 of the teams were fighting each other, hitman this, murder there. Then it cuts to monsota going "WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE PAST"
I cannot believe I forgot about the Kiwo Headbutt!
*Hops in Random moving car*
"I've been kidnapped!"
I love how cheerfully Kiwo says "I'm the victim! ;D"
Nothing beats the "can I have a promotion" and boss doing a 180.
This was a very sexually charged episode.
yo this video made me realize that headbutting is actually mega cute wtf
Watch Toradora if you think headbutting is cute.
Podcast_Anon
Anime was a mistake
If you think Toreedore is cute, watch that one anime with the dad and daughter cooking shit, it gave me diabetes and healed every wound, physical and emotional.
Ay yo let's get a thread going on cute shows that make you happy.
Nichijou.
he had another gun
Quite the twist
FKN Koph indeedily doo
wtf spoiler alert
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
Can I just say? ShayneHawke your editing in this is superb! I love it!
Means a lot to hear that, bub!
No prob dude. Happy New Year!
Shayne Hawke I love your music choice. ;3
Criken: “I’m gonna call the Hollywood reporter and your going down boss”
Boss: “What do ya think this is? Twitter!”
Cracked me right up....
Wtf is this game though...never saw it before today??? I mean trolling outside what is the premise?
To make some smooth deals
Kiwo was a gem in this one
"I'm the victim!" :D *nods twice*
Lmao, that had me rolling
"You know whats a twist?"
*"i have another gun"*
ain't nothing more healthy for the car than shifting from 4th right into 1st
The crunch means its working
Ah you have solved my riddle the box is yours! *limbos under guard rail and off the bridge, box in hand*
I can safely speak for myself when I say this is the funniest criken video to date
digging that profile pic;)
I resubbed because of his recent stuff, his streams have been fantastic
Certified Criken Classic.
The LISA: The Painful soundtrack at the end is a great touch :P
The guy who played the slick boss is amazing, who is that.
Bakerman is Bakin Bread slick boss?
7:29
Mrlawlman1
You're a champ. Happy new year my man
*Im the victim!* 😃
0:41 the birth of Goldman
Brings a tear to my eye, even in 2024.
This was an amazing stream, would rewatch over and over again.
Love how i thought ginger was dead but out of no where gets back up with "OH so you're reloading are ya!"
Jesus 2 : Electric Boogaloo
This video is like a good movie. I can just come back and rewatch it over and over and it's still funny, good boy
7:29
“What do you think this is? Twitter?”
Savage
There already a new jesus
*tamto is jesus*
true
T H E M O U T H I S G O D who is tamto? The only god I see is Kiwo
Sgt Crispy you don’t know who tamto is you discussed me
T H E M O U T H I S G O D I pray to tomato and kiwo I am superior
Sgt Crispy *N A N I*
I goddamn love these Sub Rosa videos and this is probably the best one yet
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer...?" 5:55
smiled when i saw a new sub rosa video from criken
Happy New Year, Crikboi squad
These Sub Rosa videos are probably my favorite thing you've done.
fucking kiwo
Fisting Kiwo
Bullying Kiwo
spanking Kiwo
aite you guys
Hard nipples!
This is one of my favorite videos of all time
this made me laugh harder than i had in a long time, props to you man
Classic Kiwo, asserting dominance thru headbutts and chat bans.
9:23 IM FUCKING DYING
I love this series! Make more please!
That running headbutt at 2 minutes in was beautiful.
14:17 *_A FOOT IN YOU SALAD_*
-last thing you want in your salad is someone else’s foot fungus-
That twist ending made me laugh for a good minute.
I was laughing all throughout this it’s amazing. Especially that ending!
Kiwo is like a precious birb
Kiwo is just a fricking genius
The enthusiasm with which Criken roleplays a henchman makes me smile.
This was hilarious, more subrosa please!!
The headbutt is the single funniest thing in all of Criken's videos i laughed so hard i think i hurt my throat
This is the best series.
this is my favorite series
More of this game pls this is actually amazing
When I was feeling down this brought me back up
It’s so funny.
This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a CZcams video in my entire life.
kiwo the rhino
I could honestly watch the part 8:20 over and over for the rest of my life and still laugh.
Please play more with the people on goldmen. I was in tears.
This was such a good stream!
I had another page up with the back to the future theme. It fit perfect to the "We have to go back" lmao
HAPPY NEW YEAR
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐬
I love the LISA outro, brings good memories c:
5:50 Don't you just hate it when your time travelling car goes back to the past without you.
Ive never laughed so hard at a video that wasnt a kid falling over
Im struggling to not burst out laughing in the middle of class at the Jesus 2 part
This game has come so far i remeber when this first was being developed
the headbutt was the most hilarious thing on youtube
Ahh yes more Summer Love, it's beautiful.
women drivers amarite?
*laugh track*
*Strongly Worded Letter From Women's Rights Activist*
*amirite
No survivors
Top Ten Anime Betrayals 15:03
This is art.
Kiwo was definitely the MVP of this episode.
That ending always gets me 😂
What a twist!
1:12 ayyyyyy we finally get to see this bit from the other side lol
I was laughing for the entire Church of new jesus phone calls
I was literally just rewatching your sub Rosa videos then I see this pop up from 5 minutes ago