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Roast Me | Season 4 Episode 7 | All Def
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Boo breathes
Brandon: ARRIGHT I GOTTA SEND SOMEBODY TO DETENTION
They laughed as his joke and everything, they just pick on him
Facts! Lol
Tiara Atchison 😂 fr Lol that man had jokes
Lmfaaaooo truuuu
😂😂
"CP killed a n* in a staring contest"
🤣🤣
Pandora Last probably the funniest joke 😆
I had to pause the video after this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That fat joke by CP too🤣🤣
That was 🗑 He gets a pass cause he’s the founder of the show. That was some kindergarten joke 🤦🏻♂️
6:14
When CP explains his jokes.....shit gets even funnier
I wanna to see a behind the scenes of his jokes in his mind lol
That’s how you know he’s a real stand up. Cuz when you just snappin the punch line should hit right away but CP can snap that way but then tell a joke but then tell a story behind it...that’s why he’s better with an audience. Kraig is better in the classroom
@@treybear8174 facts
Adlibs legendary
“ Boo learned hygiene from a stray dog “ Kraig killed this episode lmaoo
THAT ONE😭😭😭😭😭😭
DAWG I DIDN'T GET THAT JOKE FOR AWHILE UNTIL A FEW WEEKS AGO 😂😂😂
@@simplyjay0748bruh wtf
“David so fat when someone talk about him behind his back by the time he turn around he don’t even feel that way no more”😭😭😭😭😭😭
Foul, underrated slash 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Best Joke
Majestic Sea Flap Flap definitely taking that joke
W
Man that joke was genius just for the fact it's super hard to get a long joke off
“I can tell by her forehead that her second language is echo location”😂😂😭😭🐬🐬
TQ MAJOR bruh 🤣🤣😭💀
I died, literally too funny
TQ MAJOR lmaooo bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
How like how does he do it bro. He’s literally a roasting god😭😭😭
Kraig & CP give MVP level performances every episode they're in. Somebody get the both back on for every episode, they make this show!
When Pat's legs get the jitterin' you KNOW he charged up a QUALITY S-Rank Joke lmfaoo!
I thought I was the only that noticed that 😂😂 his leg is on the same level as cp saying "that's funny" before he throw a haymaker lmao
Lol I never noticed that till this post
I thought I was the only one 💀
"CP killed someone in a staring contest"😂😱
me_not_me_2008 I DIED😂
me_not_me_2008 I was crying 😂😂😂
Lmao 🤣
He takes his glasses of with his eyes 😂😂😂
Drop the snap
Kraig Smith just cured coronavirus by returning to the show...
Its 2 years old its season 4
@@iamalegend5620 he still type left at the time tho. He wasnt in any of the first 6 and he won best roaster last season lol. Him and Teddy Ray realized they was the stars but wasnt getting paid. It was time to move on. A little too soon tho if you ask me.
Damn
FACTS had to bring the true G.O.A T. Back shouts to C.P. n Dave
And EA
“Maybe it’s black and mild” had me on the floor
"ay CP killed someone in a staring contest." 🤣
😭😭😭😭😭
Yooo 🤣
Most slept on joke was when CP said, "David dressed like a small city had a power outage."
Hey it's Nate over everyone’s head
Hey it's Nate lolololol
I was dying haha
Or when he said David looked like a alley, "YOUVE NEVER WALKED DOWN A DARK DAVID AT NIGHT"😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
HAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
"i can tell by her forehead that her second language is echo location" Kraig Smith Back!!
My dawg I cried 🤣🤣🤣
Full pause and rewind on that one 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Bruh... 😂😂😂😂😂 Wheezing on my end.
No Person should be able to come up with this shit lmao #CraigSmitttt #HoldthisCrown
I SCREEECHED 💀
Most underrated joke: You look like a poster child for a c section- CP
Cp is the real ring leader 😂. When he elaborates on a joke it kills the stage lol
CP has both intelligence and wit and executes beautifully, he is funny.
Boo: breathes
Brandon : I gotta send someone to detention, it's gotta be Boo 😂😂😂
Jumagul Oysari if anything goes wrong it’s gotta be because he didn’t send boo to detention
Boo so 50/50 but that’s what makes him so good. I wouldn’t want him hittin with every joke it’s better the way it is😭
they need to change the host to patrick
@Tyshawn Penn yea I literally seen Brandon laugh at his joke and still send him to detention
@@SKYTIERNORTHWEST he's the backup host
Kraig Smith doesn't even know where detention is and what it is. Dude never goes and has perfect attendance with being funny.
For Real! 😂
Nah he went to detention once but I don’t remember which episode or season
@@Tableforone11 Nope... seen every single episode. He Has NEVER been to detention
@Medroff he lost to Tony Baker on bad news as well
Kraig be taking the most risk and still don’t be losing. Dudes jokes are WAAAAAAAY out there
CP's Afeni Shakur joke was legendary and didn't get enough laughs! 🤣
Cp has consistent jabs and hooks that wear you down to the mat and Kraig has 1 hitter quitters and uppercuts that straight catch you slipping 😂
“Boo learned hygiene from a stray dog” 😂😂Kraig is a legend😂😂
Kraig is back with his delayed laugh. I laugh harder at that then whatever he said. 🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 You ain't lying
Boi😂😭💀💀
fax
lindsey poindexter same here 😂😂
His laugh is fake
Derrick: "On Mondays Kraig dress like his mama and cook for his daddy"
CP: "Shut your ass up"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaoo Derrick underrated af 😂😂😂
CP don't like it when they get him. He instantly starts trying to hit back.
They be hating on boo he been killing this whole season even Kraig came to his defense 😂
argyle smith fa sho 😂💪🏾
argyle smith facts!!!!!!
Did 1000 times better than KD Ringer. Lol
Even tho he look like Chris Powells father
You can tell the host itches for em lol he don’t wanna see him win.
*CP* was goin off on this one, he stepped his jokes up.
Bro killed it
Hes the funniest this season. Was even funnier than kraig this episode
@@craigfawcett5745
Yes he actually was.
CP always funny. Kraig, CP, Brent and Pat are by far the elite roasters of the SquADD
CP always been funny
Kraig: consistency
CP: Haymakers
Boo: Always going to detention
Lol
CP came out swinging because roasting is a second language to Detroiters
let’s goooo. the legend himself, kraig smith is back‼️‼️
This old😂😂😂
These are the episodes you had to pay for
@@brandonjones6139 nevertheless it's his first time back this season
The man, the myth and the legend!
@@AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist exactly lol.
"CP takes of his glasses with his eyeballs" BRUUUUUH
I'm beyond dead ⚰⚰😂😂😂
Kraig looked in his hat twice! He probably got jokes taped to the inside 😂😂 10:52-10:59
KRAIG IS BACK!!! And the opening is fire.
Damn Kraig been holding his savagery in for so long and now he just unleashing it all on em.
“DOUGH BOY BUILT LIKE HE EAT THE NAPKIN AFTER IT STAIN HIS FOOD”💀- Kraig Smith
All I kept thinking about is Tahir though.
Facts i was crying kraig stooopid
Shit had me wheezing
“DOUGH BOY’S BRA SIZE IS DOUGH BOY!” CP 😂
after the napkin stains the food?
Kraig laughing at his own jokes is undefeated 🤣
To true!!!🤣🤣🤣
Right lmao cause his shit really ain’t that funny it’s crazy
@@babygoat12 that echo location joke was beyond hilarious
@@babygoat12 Kraig the funniest one
nah the laughing at patrick cloud jokes undfeated
“Maybe it’s black and mild” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Every Monday Craig dress as his mama and cook for his daddy"
That shit was funny af🔥🔥🔥
They was sleep!!!!
That was terrible
Delivery was bad
He was too nervous. Delivery was weak
Boo is literally the Jameis Winston of Roast Me. This man gets 4 TDs and 3 INTs every single time
Boogie Wonderland 😂😂
Boogie Wonderland bro that’s Facts! 😂😂😂
Perfect comparison 😂😂😂
DEADASS THE PERFECT ANALOGY 😂😂
never forget when kraig roasted the whole class while he was in the hot seat
He killed Boo with “You stink” lol
GeeTwo donterio did that to so did cp
DumbFoundead had it the best, according to Kraig his mom killed a brother in the LA Riots 😂
GeeTwo which episode? I need to rewatch it.
E2 season 3 Episode 10.. shit’s fire 🔥 😂
“Maybe its black n mild”💀🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read this at the exact same time he said it 😆
CP is a true comedian, he killed it... They should have had Brent on here too.... Him and CP are true comedians.
CP Roasting with an audience is his superpower….it’s like cheating
CP is hilarious!! My top 3 is Kraig, CP and Brent.
Brandon already planned to send Boo to detention before they even started
Seems like it!
Idc what nobody says boo funny asf
That joke hit too, and he had hard hitters before that 😂
Right, and meanwhile, his ass ain't funny
There’s a conspiracy to send Boo to detention first 🤣
“I can tell by her forehead that her second language is echolocation” 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀😩😩😩 Craig has been missed
he has definitely been missed. Where does he come up with these gems?
I need a boo goes to detention compilation. That shit funny every time! 🤣🤣🤣
“ maybe it’s black & mild “ PAT IM CRYINNN 😭
Hm
Y’all sleep acting like CP hasn’t held the class crown since kraig been gone 😂😂
I been saying the same thing. He always shows up with heat
Him and Brent
besides that time tutweezy killed him and he went to detention, 100% true
him and Boo
Tyler Griffin 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Good thing Billy wasn’t on this stage. He would’ve had to hop off that high chair every time he told a joke.
Hokuto Tongi lol right saying corny shit
Billy was bad in every episode in every season except last episode when he straight up destroyed whoever he was roast battling
You thinking of brent's baby built ass
There's no drums tho...
Youngmoney Icet nah it’s cuz Billy always has to standup or walk around when he’s getting roasted or tryna roast somebody 🤣 but Brent would’ve needed a step stool to get on and off those chairs aha
Kraig and the echo location joke…genius. 😂😂😂😳😳
CP is underrated... he killed this show
"David so fat if you talk about him behind his back ,by tim he turns around you dont even feel that way anymore ." Dead 🧟♂️
Facts! That was the roast of the episode.
Delivery was perfect 👌🏿
CP the Lebron of roast me
@@BlueSmith313 that belongs to kraig
DeJuan Smith facts 💯
boo was killing how tf you send him to detention ???
its just something they been doing since the beginning, you have to send boo back there lol
@@razgriz6175 makes sense lol. It's only right.
Dasson lowkey was top of the class today
It’s part of the joke
Razgriz i’m already knowing lol he was killing in the beginning tho lol
“Doboy built like he eat the napkin after it stains his food” I miss Kraig so much😂
"David's so fat, that if you talk about him behind his back, when he turns around, you wont even feel that way no more" LMAO
Had to bring Kraig back when performing in front of a audience
I was just saying. Where tf he been at
5150 show
Brein Babbs this was filmed 2 years ago
Jason Rodriguez how you know?
They knew who is the goat
We really got blessed with peak performance CP, Patrick and Kraig is back...
TheSa7777 kraig isn’t back...
I came here just to see if anyone else thought CP was coming with so much heat especially toward the end
Mc season wdym
River Carrillo Season 4 was shot last year. They got kraig back as a guest for the live roast. But that’s it. Kraig decided to leave roast me because they weren’t paying him enough.
Mini Tahir had a Tahir joke “Got on skateboard shoes no skateboard” lmao “Motorcycle pants no motorcycle AT ALL.”
Remeber When boo called doboy he looked like ice cube mama😅🤣
Kraig got a joke “Cheat Sheet” under his hat !!!😂😂😂
Beefy Teefy Facts
But the jokes always hit thoooo 😂
jas Not dragging him ....I just noticed him spending quality time with his Hat 🎩
He alsways does If you haven’t noticed lol
Lmfao lmfao lmfao
What makes it better is that KRAIGG SMITHHH is roasting other people in front of a live audience.
Kraig Smith is looking in his hat like he has notes 🤔
Dylan Moya they always look on their phones during the roasts. They come semi prepared
@@D0Twav I guess that makes sense I always come semi hard
But I don't see anyone reading off their phones
purplespray have you payed attention to the previous roasts?
The “talking-behind-his-back” joke had me CACKLING
*Type of students Squadd members are:*
*Kev:* The friendly dude that smiles at you and says “hey” in the hallway
*Pat:* Quiet kid in the back of the class, but always has something to say
*Kraig:* 19 year old senior
*CP:* Class clown that’s failing all his classes
*Brandon:* Athlete all the girls want and the guys wanna be
*DoBoy:* knows everybody and everybody knows him but he gets ragged on a lot
*Tahir:* Dude with an attitude that fights girls and threatens teachers
*Meg:* Hot girl that don’t need no man but all the men want her
*Precious:* Chill and extroverted girl that hates school and is always late to class cause she smokes in between periods
*David Lucas:* Sits in back of class, throws paper and pencils at classmates, and roasts the teacher when she ain’t looking
*Billy:* Pretty boy that thinks all the girls want him and flirts with the teacher
*Trevor:* super smart kid but acts dumb
*Boo:* Substitute teacher that tries to act cool and relate with the kids but the kids just dawg him but he don’t realize they laughing at him not with him
*Brent:* Kid that’s a senior but gets treated like a freshman by teachers and students alike
*Tony:* Really chill dude that’s don’t talk much and is a mystery to most people except his friends
*Teddy:* Funny kid that everyone loves but he don’t rock with nobody
Yo this is dope
I think you hit on all of them accept Brandon
When he hit the "maybe it's black and mild" killed me😂😂😂
The hood maybalene
I died!
CP said... Dave so fat when you talk about him behind his back, by the time he turn around, you don't even feel that way anymore.
That joke was fucking brutal, fatality.
Funniest joke on this episode
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@DrinkmoWater. LOL😂😂😂😂damn
CP killed this episode! He had something for EVERYBODY
"Boo look like he learned hygiene from a stray dog"😭😂😂😂
“Maybe its black and mild.” - Pat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Prod. By A.I.R. Pat with the vocals lol
“Maybe it’s nicotine” would have hit harder. Works better with Maybelline.
I don't see enough people giving Pat his credit for all that consistency throughout.
"I can tell by her forehead her second language is echolocation" 👀👀 GODDAMN, Kraig came with straight heat 😂😂
“She look like a poster child for C-sections cause ain’t no way in tf nobody did that” CP came in roasting
“ The 9/11 plane did a test run through the side of yo mouth” 😭😭😭
KIMMYSHIMMY 😆😆💀
That shit had brendan salty af🤣
Boo: Ends Coronavirus and all worries of it
Brandon: Gotta send my boa Boo to detention
It's basically tradition at this point
Kid Corey bruh this the funniest most accurate comment on any of these videos 😂😂😂
@@doubtequalsammo like a ticking time bomb, Boo has entered the stage, in X amount of minutes Brandon will kick him off
😂😂😂😂😂
Kraig has never been sent to detention😭🏅
“David got on all black looking like ah alley” 😂😂😂 they was sleep
Life Of Lav an*
Life Of Lav what min?
Justin Carter 14:22
Fuzion Remus 14:22
Justin Carter ah*
"Cp killed somebody n a staring contest" lol
I can never get over Kraig roasting then laughing after everyone laugh😂😂😂
That cotton candy joke was funny i cant even lie that made me laugh man 😅😅
Bruh, if this show consistently had Kraig, Donterio, C.P. and Brent, it's over with. Probably the greatest roasting lineup in history. Nonstop bangers. Nonstop laughter as well.
I'll throw in boo bc the misses are hilarious. Maybe david and doboy to add their fatboy rivalry. That roster is dope imo.
@@dylanhimes4068 I guess to add the balance of Bangers and follies, lol. I'd say Patrick too because he almost never misses either. Billy as a roastee, and sometimes he gets on a roll as a roaster.
Fasho. Kraig, Boo, Donterio, C.P, Brent, Patrick, and either David or DoBoy... would be crazy.
Mark Mejia Patrick is not funny. He can gtfoh.
Mark Mejia FACTS! 😂
"Maybe its Black&Mild!?" OMG PATRICK IS OTHER WORLD WIT IT
He Told Bruh His Shoes At home Having A Meeting About Domestic Violence 😂😂😂😂
Kraig and CP be Killin it! Kraig is a whole vibe and CP always makes room to drop fire
The return of Kraig..and the rise of CP. Put some respect on his name! 😂
Spencer Parker this was filmed 2 years ago lol
@@melvinrojaso4813 seriously? this is a fuckin hit
Melvin Rojaso Why do you say that?
Idk about the rise of CP, he been funny
Kraig brought that strong ass laugh back 😂 missed him ain’t gone lie
This gotta be one of the funniest episodes I seen 😂😂😂
"Maybe its black n mild" killed my soul 😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️
Kraig Smith coming back to Roast Me is like Eddie Murphy when he went back to SNL
ALRIGHT BEFORE WE START THE SHOW i GOTTA SEND BOO TO DETENTION!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
P Money Lmfaoooooo
😂😂☠️☠️☠️
😂
When cp told boo “Get yo court appointed shirt havin azz outta here”
Bro boo capones laugh at 12:43 broke me lmao
Nobody:
Brandon: OKAY WE GONNA SWITCH THE HOT SEAT UP!
Tommie Young right ol bean burrito headass
That’s the point
Hold that thought hold that thought hold that thought
Bro thank God somebody else noticed. Brandon be interjecting too much fucking up the vibe sometimes, hold that thought looking ass
@@FlameOnDeck i felt that too . Cp aint funny either
They just sending Boo to detention cause it's tradition 😂
Kraig laugh like he kill random animals after dark
Patrick was so underrated this episode i’m still watching.😭😭
CP had me DYING with that "talking behind his back" joke.
BRUH😂
He said the same joke in season 3.
@@37_tripping34 oh word? Well good thing he repeated it because I missed it on season 3
37 _tripping ???
@@lunchbox5932 yeah. He said the joke on season 3 episode 9.
@@sellzmuzik1 yep episode 9. Bruh said the same joke to David. 🤣🤣
the editing could've been better, they were cutting parts too early
I wish they were still in the classroom
Facts
GXTPWC just a live episode hopefully next one they will
This from almost two years ago
Yes!! And we want the classroom back
Pat in this episode is in sniper mode. Love it!! Bruhh is so underrated.
3:00 They did boo dirty on that first detention,
*"IF A SHARK ATE YOU IT A HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE"*-
Kraig Smiff
I don’t like the live audience but the jokes were hittin’ lol
Ong it don't feel the same
Fax
r0mediddy they should at least edit it less, feels too choppy
Same
Yeezy facts. It’s almost a little too polished.
CP was killing the squad in this one, with almost zero effort!!! 👏🤣😂
Now that I look back at all these episodes Boo didnt deserve to be sent to Detention ALL those times. Maybe A lot of times but not all the times....lol
Every time you look up Brandon was sayin "Aaaiiiggghhtt Man I gotta send Boo" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Maybe it’s black and mild” 😂😂😂😂😫
Rated Ki 😂😂😂😂
Wen he said that, I hit the floor😂😂😂
underrated line 😂😂 it went over most people heads
@@dmoneygeeex4577 they funny as fuck for that
Maybelline?