Then there's english (my native tongue, so I have experience) saying everything so wrong, like Thehn thehruhs inglish (mai naytive tung, sou ai have ehxpeeree-ens) saying ævehrything sou rong, laik Do you see what I mean?! Du Yu See waht ai meen?! (Atleast the ?! is correct in both instances, so there's no confusion about confusion and shock)
Jagdpanther is a Panther that jagds. Lederhosen is Hosen made of Leder. Flugzeugabwehrkanone is a Kanone for Abwehr from Flugzeugs. And Maschinengewehr is... a Maschine that Gewehrs? Also StuG is short for Sturmgeschütz, a Geschütz you sturm with.
@@zero.Identity: Auto-Mobile = Self-mover, it moves by itself. Like, without any horses to pull it. Auto- as in for instance autonomous, self-governing.
@@ShaedTheMoron so then you know! I was a nerd in highschool learned to read it cuz of the x game series. A lot of the books weren't translated but I liked to read em :p
That's what all the German ones mean too, in reality; “This is a thing-doer. It does thing.” Except the video intentionally gets it backwards in most of them, for comedic effect: “This is a thing-doer. It things doo.”
I get its a funny haha joke but yall do realize that the joke being made here is literally just: Things are called after what they do, isnt that quirky? Like, i get that the german words may sound funny to englishspeakers, but isnt this literally how all languages work?? Englisch does it the exact same way as German, shown by the Grenade Launcher example. Or even the og meme here, ze Flammenwerfer. Literally translates to Flamethrower. And what does it do? It throws the flame. Es werfs (or "wirft" would be grammatically correct) die Flammen.
@@goothedoot that is a terrible fucking example lol, thats an acronym and not even an english one^^ but ill give you that i should have included "what they do/who made them/when they were made/what they are. Because lemme blow your mind, do you know what AK-47 stands for? Its a russian Acronym and it means: A=Avtomat which means "automatic" in Russian K=Kalashnikova wich is the name of the guy who designed the Gun 47=1947, as in the year the model was invented. So AK-47 literally means "automatic Gun made by Kalashnikov in 1947". And thats about as close to what i said as it gets aint it?^^ And this method rings true for almost everything, especially in English. And even the words that may not sound like it actually did come from this same mechanic, they are just lendwords from other languages that English absorbed over its history (mostly French, Latin and German) so you dont recognize them as such and still almost always just describe what a thing do, look like, is, or who made it and when. Thats literally the core function of language^^
I'm pretty sure that comes from the German word Granatenwerfer which literally translated is grenade thrower. Just like flamethrower from Flammenwerfer, assault rifle from Sturmgewehr, etc
@@artemefimov8215 Well yes but traditionally the word Granatwerfer was used for mortars and still is, because shells are also called Granate. That's why they say Handgranate specifically for grenades as we know them, to differentiate the two
I thought it was the original M16 that always jammed. I thought the M16A1 fixed many of the problems with the original M16 (and also around that time the military started realizing that the damn gun doesn't clean itself).
@@ndinoguy6845 Only by a little. When compared to the XM8, it jammed nearly a thousand times during the trial and it's other challenger did not do any better, while the XM8 Jammed roughly only four hundred times. The only reason the XM8 did not replace the M16 was because it was not a physical copy of the M16. (It becomes pretty clear the only reason they accepted the HK417 at all, was because it was based off the M16 in image and how the gun was chambered. Other than that, it was pretty much a different gun.)
This is a Nasenfahrrad It fahrrads your nase Yeah I don't think it's that straightforward or to the point, Glasses fits the word a lot better than Nosebicycle
Finnish also does this: Tämä on raketinheitin. Se heittää raketteja. Raketti=rocket. Heitin=I threw, or in this context: thrower. Thou to be more accurate, thrower=heittäjä. So if the word was more descriptive, it would be: Raketinheittäjä. Btw: Threw=heitti. And you threw=heitit
@@gewuerzwanze5627or a "Gesetz zur Übertragung der Aufgaben für die Überwachung der Rinderkennzeichnung und Rindfleischetikettierung" (Law on the delegation of tasks for the supervision of cattle identification and beef labeling) is just called 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz'
German is quite descriptive and has the ability to combo words into another word. Panzerabwehrkanone (PaK) Tank-fend-off-canon This can also show that you might be in trouble, if the users start to call your small 3.7 mm PaK a... "Panzeranklopfgerät" "Tank-door-knocking-tool" And then you got the "Maus".
"Schwimmwagen" made me crack up, not just because he's holding back laughter at his own words, but because it almost sounds like personification of the vehicle to say that it "swims."
For those wondering, the only ones I am 100% certain are not proper translations are the Messerschmitt or "Knifesmith" (named for Chief Designer Willy Messerschmitt) and the FockeWulf or "People Wolf"(Properly Focke-Wulf, named for company founders Heinrich Focke and George Wulf). Neither of those is actually used to refer to the plane, instead being the manufacturing company. There is also the Maschinengewehr or "Machine Rifle". It's use includes but is not limited to rifling machinery, at least in the sense of riddling it with rifle bullets, so I'll count it. There is also the StuG, which sort of Stugs. Full name Sturmgeschütz or "Assault Gun" (Sturm meaning storm, as in "to storm") it is both a geschütz you sturm with and the thing you use to sturm a geschütz. I'm counting this too, partially because in Dutch the word Stug refers to something "stiff, resistant, headstrong, or inflexible" which the StuG very much was.
@@pretzelbomb6105 nope. Nebel = fog -> water droplets Rauch = Smoke -> gas and very small pieces of carbon that is produced when something burns Edit: in the military sense "smoke" can mean "Nebel". A "smoke grenade" can be called "Nebelgranate". But the Nebelwerfer in this video isn't called Nebel because of the smoke it creates. It's because it was part of the Nebeltruppe (a branch of the Wehrmacht/SS originally for chemical warfare, later also for rocket artillery). And the name "Nebelwerfer" was used for the multiple rocket launcher as a cover name for that new kind of weapon.
It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
I miss boof. and bowtie. and squid. hell I even miss zed and CSF. remember when Garand thumb used to be a tripfriend too? so much fun and now it's just mindless general threads.
Now it's been taken over by r*dditors and alphabet glowies. I really hope that Ukraine loses so all of them can go get the fuck off my board and stay go.
I'm actually crying laughing 😂 sometimes the flammenwerfer one randomly pops into my head and I often wondered what other jokes like this there are, but was always too lazy to look them up - so you really made my day! Time for a rewatch~
Can we just take a second to appriceate how these greenteexts were made in 2009, and 14/15 years later someone managed to make a quality meme out of them :)
@@scarletrain7114 not going to lie, trying to pronounce that was difficult, but I thankfully looked into and, for talking about AA guns, it’s definitely is an… interesting way to refer to such weaponry 😆
@@scarletrain7114 It's actually quite easy to say. You just separate it into the 3 parts that make up the word: Flug - abwehr - geschütz. And then pronounce them together - Flugabwehrgeschütz
Burialgoods, I've only been subscribed to you for a short time... But you're relentlessly posting some legend-grade content. We, the horde of the web, appreciate your contributions.
This is some of the most entertaining shit I've seen in a long time. I've been trying to learn German, and this is funny to see here. Danke, you have earned my respect and a subscriber, kamerad.
i hope you know that "THIS IS A KöNIGSTIGER. IT IS KöNIG AMONGST TIGERS" has been living in my head rent-free for the past week. while i do maths homework, while i write paragraphs in english class, while i try to ignore the hallucinations, before i sleep, when i do science tests, when i am walking to and from school, when i learn about CFIT, when i march. it lives there. it is stuck there. it refuses to leave my head. something is wrong in my head
As I German this becomes like 10 times funnier when they get most things actually pretty right and then there's just this one weapon that does not work like that at all xD
Well if that's your pet dog in your profile picture, then Allah will surely not forgive you, because his prophet Muhammad forbade anyone to have dogs as pets and ordered his followers to kill all dogs, as they apparently scare away the angels... or something
@@snefrohlegromscmgroyegllor9914 Just dont. My native language sucks. Way to complicated grammar, we have thousands of stupid words that dont make sense, and its really f*cking hard to learn, much less speak because of really weird pronounciation that does not really follow rules, but does sometimes...
I made a third one!
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Thank you sm for Making the third one
@@noneimportant3141 no
Oh yes.
You sure did
I requst this in the fourth! “Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug”
This is a stug
It stugs
Comedy gold
That's just short for "sturmgeschütz" it's a geschütz you Sturm with
@@samsadowitz1724it also stugs
Why does that make me laugh?!
@@Eye5x5 that it does
Best one
THIS IS A STUG
IT STUGS BASED
Get stuged on
@@ProotgenNOT AGAI-
Lil stug
THE STUG was presented to you buy STUG FABRIK (it Fabrics THE STUG)
2000 likes and only 5 replies? lemme fix that
I showed my German friend this and she hasn't stopped laughing for the last 10 minutes
But her a beer for us, as she sounds awesome! 🍺
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEAs a german:
Halt den Schnabel, Stereotypen-liebender Ami. Netter kann ich das jetzt aber echt nicht sagen, Leute.
false, Germans don't laugh
@imdoingthisnowreally Obviously, she must be Austrian.
@@imdoingthisnowreally Deutscher Humor ist nicht zum Lachen
"This is a FockeWulf"
"...it fockes Wulfes"
Comedy gold
Furry? 🤨
@@joaovictorbombonatodepaula3133In what cursed reality is a wolf a furry ?!
@@faolan4367 My apologies, I mean zoophile
Furry moment
furries do the same thing. lol
"This is a M16A1."
*"It jams."*
That one got me bad bro
He sounded so sad when he said it.
@@TheDumbBadger It jams :(
This is understandable, a jamming gun is a sad gun
Sounds like tf2 sniper for some reason
Unlike my MG3-SG, an MG3 in 12 Gauge.
God I love how fucking blunt German is.
The Antibabypille
Its a pill against babies.
The Hubschrauber
It hubs itself by schraubing
Then there's english (my native tongue, so I have experience) saying everything so wrong, like
Thehn thehruhs inglish (mai naytive tung, sou ai have ehxpeeree-ens) saying ævehrything sou rong, laik
Do you see what I mean?!
Du Yu See waht ai meen?! (Atleast the ?! is correct in both instances, so there's no confusion about confusion and shock)
The Handschuhe.
Its Schuhs for the Hand
@@FelidaeEnjoyer you're just speaking Old English now
Being a German and hearing the wrong descriptions makes this 10 billion % funnier.
whats wrong with the descriptions?
Yeah no shit what did you expect from 4channers 😂 the descriptions are what americans think they are, not what they are @@iijj
Echt so 😂
Jagdpanther is a Panther that jagds.
Lederhosen is Hosen made of Leder.
Flugzeugabwehrkanone is a Kanone for Abwehr from Flugzeugs.
And Maschinengewehr is... a Maschine that Gewehrs?
Also StuG is short for Sturmgeschütz, a Geschütz you sturm with.
This is german humourpolice.
It is germans policed by humour.
0:40 I love the guy was pretty excited for the schwimmwagen
fr
558 likes and 1 reply? Let me fix that
THIS IS A SPITFIRE
IT FIRES SPIT
THIS IS MY DIARRHÖ
IT HÖS DIARR
You mean it spits fire 🗣🔥
THIS IS A HURRICANE
IT CANES HARRY
This is the HMS Warspite.
It war spites.
@@TitanusGodzilla2014 This is HMS Hood
...It explodes...
The alternate version of WW2 where everyone’s just showing off their cool new tech
Basically the cold war
minus the secrecy
Wait, they use the M6A1 in ww2 ?
this is atom bomb, it bomb's atoms from existence
World Weapon (expo) 2, It's even crazier than the first.
"This is an M16A1
It jams"💀
💀 is what happens when your jam prevents you from stopping the other schewering your infanterie with Schutz
Vietnam jungles did the m16 dirty
0:24 had me lauging for hours
THIS IS A STUG
IT STUGS
@@pyrogaming175
THIS IS A KöNIGATIGER
ITS KöNIG AMONGST TIGERS
*THIS IS A STUG* *IT STUGS*
This is a Stug.
It *_STUGS._*
It schutoogs
The pain in his voice as he says “It jams.” Is perfect
Bro's not wrong 💀
This is a M16A1
It ja-ams...
this is a M16A1
it jams...
~some wise guys from vietnam wars
@@MetalPipe629 he's not wrong that this is what a lot of people think about the M16A1 but it's not actually true.
@@Scroolewse to be fair it was being used in a jungle
Sad nobody said
This is a Stalhelm
It is a helm of stal
That's a good one
@@burialgoods this is a automobile. it's automated mobility. | this is Volkswagen. a wagen for the volk
@@zero.Identity: Auto-Mobile = Self-mover, it moves by itself. Like, without any horses to pull it. Auto- as in for instance autonomous, self-governing.
@@ChristianConrad Automobile, a mobile that is automatic
@@ChristianConrad dude im not fucking dumb. but was ANYTHING from that video actually right? now annoy someone else with obvious stuff.
"This is a stug, it stugs." will be on my grave
“this is a STUG.”
*”it STUGs.”*
I was chuckling for 2 minutes
I wonder how many people know this is most of the German language
No foreal. Read german sci Fi. Shit gets funny
Pretty sure Germans always sound angry because they constantly are suppressing their laughter
@@zicrog7701 I'm German
Imagine dirty talk when you call a nipple a "chest wart". Second worst only to Dutch. "Spank me daddy" translates to "geef me ein clap pappa."
@@ShaedTheMoron so then you know!
I was a nerd in highschool learned to read it cuz of the x game series. A lot of the books weren't translated but I liked to read em :p
@@zicrog7701 Nono I don't fluently read it, more spoken than anything. I meant I have a tendency to sound Angry despite not being such.
I love how all this German stuff just gets momentarily interrupted by the surprisingly sensible "THIS IS A GRENADE LAUNCHER. IT LAUNCHES GRENADES"
That's what all the German ones mean too, in reality; “This is a thing-doer. It does thing.” Except the video intentionally gets it backwards in most of them, for comedic effect: “This is a thing-doer. It things doo.”
I get its a funny haha joke but yall do realize that the joke being made here is literally just: Things are called after what they do, isnt that quirky? Like, i get that the german words may sound funny to englishspeakers, but isnt this literally how all languages work?? Englisch does it the exact same way as German, shown by the Grenade Launcher example. Or even the og meme here, ze Flammenwerfer. Literally translates to Flamethrower. And what does it do? It throws the flame. Es werfs (or "wirft" would be grammatically correct) die Flammen.
@@datzfatz2368 in english a lot of things aren't named after what they do, like the AK-47.
@@goothedoot But the AK-47 isn't English
@@goothedoot that is a terrible fucking example lol, thats an acronym and not even an english one^^ but ill give you that i should have included "what they do/who made them/when they were made/what they are. Because lemme blow your mind, do you know what AK-47 stands for? Its a russian Acronym and it means:
A=Avtomat which means "automatic" in Russian
K=Kalashnikova wich is the name of the guy who designed the Gun
47=1947, as in the year the model was invented.
So AK-47 literally means "automatic Gun made by Kalashnikov in 1947". And thats about as close to what i said as it gets aint it?^^
And this method rings true for almost everything, especially in English. And even the words that may not sound like it actually did come from this same mechanic, they are just lendwords from other languages that English absorbed over its history (mostly French, Latin and German) so you dont recognize them as such and still almost always just describe what a thing do, look like, is, or who made it and when. Thats literally the core function of language^^
I appreciate the audible amusement at "schwimmwagen"
"Zis is a focke wulf"
"It fockes wulves"
Furries:
"Nooo it's not fair! It should have been me, not him!!"
I wanna laugh because it's true, but should i?
We are not zoophiles bruh..., fucking stereotypical shit
Any furry playing Adastra.
You forgot the devious laugh before he said that
Naw this shit ain't true at all, we are not zoophiles, we are actually against them
I love how German names their stuff literally, like "oh this is rocket laucher made to punch through armor on a tank? It's a Panzer Fist"
I wasn't even aware that this shit existed until i saw this german word
If only english was this awesome
@@Alexander..69Rocket Launcher. ROCKET LAUNCHER. IT LAUNCHES ROCKETS ITS THE SAME
I could recognize that pfp from anywhere...
@@KakapoKakapoUnderscore lol i know and it was the first single-use light anti-tank weapons based on a pre-loaded disposable launch tube
Eisenbahn
The M16A1 got me good 😂😂😂
Nah it couldn't have, it would have jammed before it got you...
@@hziebicki
Fucking had me on the floor with this one, mostly because my M16A1 jammed and i got shot
"It... Jams."
There’ll be a m16a1 that doesn’t jam eventually
@@worldburnerbreadman7886a man can dream
I knew exactly where things were going the moment it got to "This is a FockeWulf" and i laughed way too hard lmao.
You didnt catch it at the tone with which he did the Panzerfaust?
1:19 sounds like a damn German car advertisement on TV
"Das auto"
I was laughing at the silly, literal German names until you dropped “grenade launcher” on us.
Then I was forced to do some introspection.
I'm pretty sure that comes from the German word Granatenwerfer which literally translated is grenade thrower. Just like flamethrower from Flammenwerfer, assault rifle from Sturmgewehr, etc
@@EnSayne987well, it does throw grenades, doesn't it?
German is English’s papa - that’s why
@@artemefimov8215 Well yes but traditionally the word Granatwerfer was used for mortars and still is, because shells are also called Granate. That's why they say Handgranate specifically for grenades as we know them, to differentiate the two
Mmm. You americans have guns which only name is "model [a specific year or random number] "
Damn, BG. Knocking it out of the park.
That M16 one got me.
IT. JAMS.
If it ended the joke there it would have been a perfect cut
Kudos to the other jokes but M16 was priceless
its so fucking true though
I thought it was the original M16 that always jammed. I thought the M16A1 fixed many of the problems with the original M16 (and also around that time the military started realizing that the damn gun doesn't clean itself).
@@ndinoguy6845 Only by a little. When compared to the XM8, it jammed nearly a thousand times during the trial and it's other challenger did not do any better, while the XM8 Jammed roughly only four hundred times.
The only reason the XM8 did not replace the M16 was because it was not a physical copy of the M16. (It becomes pretty clear the only reason they accepted the HK417 at all, was because it was based off the M16 in image and how the gun was chambered. Other than that, it was pretty much a different gun.)
1:02 was the moment I appeared to have spontaneously combusted into unstoppable laughter
“You cant measure what you cant catch”
Smitt-1984
@@PillowFilledWithSpiders I think it was meant for the one after that
ok
"This is an M16A1"
"It..jams"
that tiny pause made this joke better 😂
Its true tho 💀
You had a lot of fun with this one, didn't you?
I sure did
And I had fun watching
you like kissing boys, dont you?
I had fun because of how....relatable it feels, idk I just always do jokes like this with my friends.
I laughed harder at this than I'd like to admit
Yeah, the German language is very straightforward and to the point.
This is a Nasenfahrrad
It fahrrads your nase
Yeah I don't think it's that straightforward or to the point, Glasses fits the word a lot better than Nosebicycle
@@MedicMainDave Brille?
@@MedicMainDave Nasenfahrrad is used jokingly
@uhuuehu7863 now now, German humor is no laughing matter
says the guy that calls toilets " das poopenfarten"@@uhuuehu7863
I love how there’s just enough really funny ones interjecting so you’re always caught off guard when it drops
This is a Stug.
It Stugs.
"This is a schwimmwagen, it's a wagen that schwimms" got me so bad
Bro i died laughing on that one also lmao
Solid stuff
This is a swimmingcar. It's a car that swims.
Y'know, naming an amphibious car "swimmingcar" is pretty self-explanatory, not gonna lie.
This is a Flamethrower.
It throws flames.
This is a Rocketlauncher.
It launches rockets.
I love that germanic languages do this.
Finnish also does this:
Tämä on raketinheitin.
Se heittää raketteja.
Raketti=rocket.
Heitin=I threw, or in this context: thrower.
Thou to be more accurate, thrower=heittäjä.
So if the word was more descriptive, it would be:
Raketinheittäjä.
Btw: Threw=heitti.
And you threw=heitit
Spanish kinda does that too:
Lanzacohetes=Rocket Launcher
Lanza=Launch/Throw
Cohetes=Rockets
Lanzallamas=Flamethrower
Lanza=Launch/Throw
Llamas=Flames
Chinese does too, all languages kinda do
Do what? Name things by what they do? That's kinda normal for many languages
This is a Big Infantry Gun, It's a Big Gun, for Infantry.
What we learned in class 0:01
The test 0:57
What i remembered 1:04
1:29 I like how he randomly became finnish.
I love these names.
You take the thing's cathegory.
You take the thing's function.
And then you smash them together to make a new word.
German is a very descriptive language.
A helicopter landing place would be a helicopterlandeplatz.
literally german
@@gewuerzwanze5627or a "Gesetz zur Übertragung der Aufgaben für die Überwachung der Rinderkennzeichnung und Rindfleischetikettierung" (Law on the delegation of tasks for the supervision of cattle identification and beef labeling) is just called
'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz'
You did it! You broke German down to it's most basic essentials!
Meanwhile english: we need new words? Let's take what France/Germany uses but make it sound English
German is quite descriptive and has the ability to combo words into another word.
Panzerabwehrkanone (PaK)
Tank-fend-off-canon
This can also show that you might be in trouble, if the users start to call your small 3.7 mm PaK a...
"Panzeranklopfgerät"
"Tank-door-knocking-tool"
And then you got the "Maus".
If anyone is wondering why Kant is a bitch to read. Its because of this bullshit.
Panzer VIII isn't as catchy
the maus? does it squeak?
@@The_Raptor: Yup. The tracks and wheels and drive sprockets all squeak under its massive weight. (88 tons? 105? Can't recall.)
wait wait wait, it's a vehicle? @@ChristianConrad
He had fun making this video and we all had fun watching it, absolutely gold. Guy deserves even more subs
"Schwimmwagen" made me crack up, not just because he's holding back laughter at his own words, but because it almost sounds like personification of the vehicle to say that it "swims."
because it literally has swim in its name?
just like the wagon that ge-shoots
I mean, that's what it did
it's an amphibious car, in other words; a car that swims. I think the picture in the post should hint that
It's schwimms
1:05 "Ehehe it fockes wulves" got me dead
Zoophile airplane 💀💀💀
Same lmao
For those wondering, the only ones I am 100% certain are not proper translations are the Messerschmitt or "Knifesmith" (named for Chief Designer Willy Messerschmitt) and the FockeWulf or "People Wolf"(Properly Focke-Wulf, named for company founders Heinrich Focke and George Wulf). Neither of those is actually used to refer to the plane, instead being the manufacturing company.
There is also the Maschinengewehr or "Machine Rifle". It's use includes but is not limited to rifling machinery, at least in the sense of riddling it with rifle bullets, so I'll count it.
There is also the StuG, which sort of Stugs. Full name Sturmgeschütz or "Assault Gun" (Sturm meaning storm, as in "to storm") it is both a geschütz you sturm with and the thing you use to sturm a geschütz. I'm counting this too, partially because in Dutch the word Stug refers to something "stiff, resistant, headstrong, or inflexible" which the StuG very much was.
And the Nebelwerfer which doesn't werf any Nebel.
It's a multiple rocket launcher.
@@Jehty21 I'll have to disagree on that. Nebel means fog or smoke, which any rocket launcher will produce in consistent amounts during use.
@@pretzelbomb6105 nope.
Nebel = fog -> water droplets
Rauch = Smoke -> gas and very small pieces of carbon that is produced when something burns
Edit: in the military sense "smoke" can mean "Nebel". A "smoke grenade" can be called "Nebelgranate".
But the Nebelwerfer in this video isn't called Nebel because of the smoke it creates. It's because it was part of the Nebeltruppe (a branch of the Wehrmacht/SS originally for chemical warfare, later also for rocket artillery). And the name "Nebelwerfer" was used for the multiple rocket launcher as a cover name for that new kind of weapon.
The thing being simultaneously a Geschütz you sturm with, and a thing to sturm a Geschütz, is so German....
@@Jehty21 in fairness whatever that thing is targeting is about to get fogged up
“THIS IS GESCHUTZWAGEN, IT’S A WAGEN WITH A GESCHÜTZ”
freaking legendary
Funniest one by a mile
This is the Lazgun... It guns laz.
Pew Pew!
This is a basilisk, it lisks basils.
This is a space marine, it does marine stuff in space
@@Vincent_A.This is a depressed teen, it depresses.
This is a servitor.
It a vitor thats serves
This is a missile. It knows where it is at all times.
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO I BEG YOU
It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
@@nikotine1030 I was hoping for this. I was not disappointed 🤣
@@nikotine1030
this is a niko
it ni's ko's
this is a light bulb
it lights bulbs
THIS IS A WORLD MACHINE
IT MACHINES WORLDS
This is a missile. It misses isles
0:25 " THIS IS A STUG "
" I T ' S S T U G S "
Disclaimer: It is generally frowned upon to jagd panthers with a jagdpanther within the jagd and panther-communities.
I can't tell if anyone making these actually speaks German or not. And I prefer to keep it that way.
Most likely they learnt a little in school
Whoever wrote "It Wehrkanone like Flugzeugab" definitely doesn't, because that's completely unintelligible.
@@volderhamer What are you talking about? Flugzeugab is totally a real word...
...in bastardized Wisconsin German.
@@volderhamerbut it's funny af
100% no. there are many flaws in it. a real german would do that differently
I like how it starts with logic but becomes less and less logical over the time
You can only be logical for so long on the internet.
@@Metablexexactly
“This is a FockeWulf”
“It fockes wulves”
I mean flugzeugabgewehr makes total sense. Flugzeug is airplane. Abgewehr is deterrence/defense.
Then you get hit with the most sensible sentence yet "This is a grenade launcher, it launches grenadea"
This... This is peak comedy.
0:05 Tf2 Medic to soldiers be like:
Back when /k/ was fun.
I miss boof. and bowtie. and squid. hell I even miss zed and CSF. remember when Garand thumb used to be a tripfriend too? so much fun and now it's just mindless general threads.
We still have these threads but they're not even 5% as creative or funny now. it sucks
Now it's been taken over by r*dditors and alphabet glowies. I really hope that Ukraine loses so all of them can go get the fuck off my board and stay go.
This is exactly what i wanted to say.
None of the boards are funny anymore
you are the daily dose of internet of 4 chan, never stop for all that is good in the world
can't stop, won't stop 😎
"this is a grenade launcher, it launches grenades" i can feel the demoman energy in that post
this is a serial killer
he kills serials
As a german i can confirm that this video is mildly entertaining
what doesn't kill you makes you harder
@@kleinweichkleinweich Things that kill also make me hard
Da kann man echt nicht meckern( One of the most honors the average german can give out)
@@kleinweichkleinweichthat's what my wife said midway through a particularly intense bdsm sesh.
@@kleinweichkleinweich see, this is how I know Masoch was a German
Nice range from clever puns to totally incomprehensible
I'm actually crying laughing 😂 sometimes the flammenwerfer one randomly pops into my head and I often wondered what other jokes like this there are, but was always too lazy to look them up - so you really made my day! Time for a rewatch~
0:26 As a StuG, I can confirm that we do indeed stug
Hi
Hello,comrade!
@@thecommentingt34Oh hello there
Friendship between A t-34 and a stug?!
@@vhs_tapes the war ended,comrade,so there is no point in killing each other anymore.
the delivery on 'it... jams.' was perfect
The transitions between the thick German accent and the Southern accent got me good
Fun fact: The German term for birth control pills is (and I quote) "Antibabypillen".
I just imagine a group of dads telling these jokes together
As a Messerschmitt, I can confirm I do indeed measure Schmitt.
This is a comfort vid
Can we just take a second to appriceate how these greenteexts were made in 2009, and 14/15 years later someone managed to make a quality meme out of them :)
The fun part of the German language is that every word is often just a few words smashed together into one. That, and they’re always fun words to say.
Fun to say huh… say FLUGABWEHRGESCHÜTZ without stuttering😂
@@scarletrain7114 not going to lie, trying to pronounce that was difficult, but I thankfully looked into and, for talking about AA guns, it’s definitely is an… interesting way to refer to such weaponry 😆
@@scarletrain7114 It's actually quite easy to say. You just separate it into the 3 parts that make up the word: Flug - abwehr - geschütz. And then pronounce them together - Flugabwehrgeschütz
@@SanctusPaulus1962 That's what I do literally every time I find a long word. Even if the word isn't made of smaller words.
Rhabarbarabarbarabarbarenbartebarbierbierbarbarbel. Yes, native German speakers, I know I omitted some diacritical marks. I try my poor best.
1:15 this was the one that broke me and had me on the floor in the fetal position laughing for 10mins crying.
My favourites
1:04
0:27
0:53
0:56
I made another one!
czcams.com/video/Yw5HMwWX-WU/video.html
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun, laut der StVO und dem StGB, Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
macht zwar keinen Sinn aber egal
0:54 Lowkey the cleverest one
'it hates jew's'
Fuck, that aged either like wine or milk, depending on how you look at it
Aged like something
@@BlooMonkiMan Yes.
Please kill me
0:19 that’s like the only one that makes sense😂
My favourite version is:
“This is a panzerwerfer. It werfers panzers” with a photoshop image of a tank-catapult.
I love how this makes 4chan not look like an endless toxic rabbit hole
This was 2009, different site basically.
4chan got flanderized and is now an ironic hellhole
Zis is excellence!
Burialgoods, I've only been subscribed to you for a short time... But you're relentlessly posting some legend-grade content.
We, the horde of the web, appreciate your contributions.
I try and make the sub worth it to you guys, thanks friend
you, the Web Horde, under the rule of Dawang Khagan, is gracious.
"The horde of the web, appreciate your contributions." sounds like some cult shit to say and I love it.
Are we all just a hivemind now?
Always have been.
This is some of the most entertaining shit I've seen in a long time. I've been trying to learn German, and this is funny to see here.
Danke, you have earned my respect and a subscriber, kamerad.
"this is a Fockewulf."
*sinister laughter*
"it fockes wulves."
1:02 this one was my fav
Whoever named the Stug is right on the money, that thing is absolutely a Stug
I lost my sanity in the focke-wulf part 😂
It took me way too long to realize "It had Ji's" can have more than one meaning, and now I am laughing even harder.
This is a Mosin-Nagant, it… it transcends time & space to be as lethal as it was before there were any tanks and automatic weapons
It Nagants Mosins
TWO GALACTIC WARS
@@pilotman9819 A TESSERACT OF HYPERWARS
this is a K 98
it makes "klack"
@@kleinweichkleinweich This is kar 98. It 89s kars
This is a bucket
dear god...
@@RealGamelito there's more
@@tyriafranks7277 no...
it bucks ets
2023 normies discovering old 4chan humor
i hope you know that "THIS IS A KöNIGSTIGER. IT IS KöNIG AMONGST TIGERS" has been living in my head rent-free for the past week. while i do maths homework, while i write paragraphs in english class, while i try to ignore the hallucinations, before i sleep, when i do science tests, when i am walking to and from school, when i learn about CFIT, when i march. it lives there. it is stuck there. it refuses to leave my head. something is wrong in my head
“Hey, what’s that vehicle with a machine gun on it called?”
“The Gun Car”
The amount of effort put into the voices were immaculate
"this is a machine gun, it guns machinely"😂
"THIS IS A STUG. IT STUGS."
fucking annihilated me right then and there
My favorite par was when the flammenwerfer said "it's flamen' time" and then werfed all over the place
As I German this becomes like 10 times funnier when they get most things actually pretty right and then there's just this one weapon that does not work like that at all xD
I love all the different voices/tones
I'm not proud of how many times I've replayed this
And I'm still replaying
The jihad one almost made me piss in my pants from laughing, may Alah forgive me
Yep,the jihad surely rizzes someone. 😆
Well if that's your pet dog in your profile picture, then Allah will surely not forgive you, because his prophet Muhammad forbade anyone to have dogs as pets and ordered his followers to kill all dogs, as they apparently scare away the angels... or something
Allah with one L 💀
Jizz
Another of my German videos:
czcams.com/video/IuaFBtDsnIo/video.html
You have chili pepper outro 😈
you deserve more subscribers
Cant stop laughing🤣 Das ist gut XD.
For real. really good.
I'm now learning German because of this silly video. Wish me luck!
@@snefrohlegromscmgroyegllor9914
Just dont.
My native language sucks.
Way to complicated grammar, we have thousands of stupid words that dont make sense, and its really f*cking hard to learn, much less speak because of really weird pronounciation that does not really follow rules, but does sometimes...
I love how happy and upbeat they sound
The M16A1 caught me off guard 😂
That M16A1 one was personal.