Never mind. There are actually quite a few videos of others running with a similar idea and they do maintain their angular momentum for quite some time. Suspend the axle with magnets and you basically have a kinetic battery.
1:59 is not a useless machine because it's not a "machine" at all. It's a play off of "perpetual motion" (which doesn't exist). Eventually, friction will stop that wheel, regardless of it's usefulness.
not really you guys perpetual motion machines would need no touching parts and a vacuum to operate and its not creating energy from nothing its transforming potential energy to kinetic energy
You're missing the implicit significance of 'machine.' Something can be perpetually in motion. The universe is filled with heavenly bodies doing just that. But you can construct a machine that assures said motion.
I can just imagine showing those turn themselves off machine's to my little nephew and niece😂😂😂 i just see them shitting their pants when it turns itself off😂😂
At 2:13 the machine wouldn't work because the off-set weight would cause the center of balance to be removed off of the axel, causing it to slow down and stop
Smart and faked... no such thing as perpetual motion machine. People have tried and failed. Working ones are undoubtedly are fake. If it was real, they'd get a Nobel prize.
about perpetula motion,imagine an engine connected to a wheel,stuck to another wheel on the side with another engine,the engines would be conected,once you rotate any wheel enough the engins would stat running without batteries
What happens if you break the switch on those boxes that switch themselves off so it can't switch it off does it keep trying or only tried once or what?
1st one is not useless... some time we want our door be shut down... if someone opens it and left it open then the machine can shut it again... 2nd one was awsm... but it should be used in proper way.... last one could be use for creating energy
The comments are made of: "that last one wasn't real bc perpetual motion isn't real" which is false. Since everything "dies" or "decomposed" or ends at some point but that's beyond physics, perpetual motion does exist
Purple Perplexing Pineapples yeah but Hillary us the one that would have immediately wanted to use those codes. Trump is the one who might just cause a nuclear war from his own ideals.
I am glad trump won honestly ... I wanted Ben carson to win it but well... and hillary cannot be trusted as she and her family have a history of being frequent liars so get over yourselves honestly
Is this what engineers do in their free time?
this is what they do during work time xD
Yep. Sometimes while we're working. ;)
What would be the point of being an engineer if you can't create a useless machine? Nonsensic.
You are wrong, there's no such a thing as free time for engineers
Yes
0:40 Oh... the cobblestone generator memories...
God.. Old times
The last one was an idea for a perpetual motion machine but it was proven to not be perpetual given that eventually it will lose all momentum.
Jacob Der Großmann Foxtrot still cool
What if you simply added mass to the end of each of the swing arms since that would always extend out for greater angular force?
joules
Never mind. There are actually quite a few videos of others running with a similar idea and they do maintain their angular momentum for quite some time. Suspend the axle with magnets and you basically have a kinetic battery.
Why didn't Newton ever have any kids?
Because somebody kicked him in the family joules.
0:37 Damn it, it keeps buffering!
lol
I really like the first one with all the switches. It looks like fun to play.
1:59 is not a useless machine because it's not a "machine" at all. It's a play off of "perpetual motion" (which doesn't exist). Eventually, friction will stop that wheel, regardless of it's usefulness.
a wheel is a simple machine ;)
+Handsome Jack it s supposed to be a Perpeetum Mobile but they aint possiblr
Ted Bear i know, friction kill everything
TopherFM yeah it does
The V8 n
1:20 is pretty cool =)
Mad9977 I think it's not useless
i find the first one hilarious for some reason 😂😂😂👍
You too, eh?
ikr
That first one was dope hahaha
They're useful to us dammit! 😂
I could watch 1:15 all day
Perpetum mobile as machine can't exist.
what the fuck does that mean?
lanA draH perpetual motion is making energy from nothing.
Obviously it can 'exist' you see it on the clip.
I think he meant to say 'perpetual mobile cannot perform as suggested by it's name.'
not really you guys perpetual motion machines would need no touching parts and a vacuum to operate and its not creating energy from nothing its transforming potential energy to kinetic energy
You're missing the implicit significance of 'machine.' Something can be perpetually in motion. The universe is filled with heavenly bodies doing just that. But you can construct a machine that assures said motion.
1:15 That's the coolest useless machine I've ever seen!
You know how long that switch box thing would entertain a kid? Exactly five minutes
Hey I'm a student from Germany and I have to ask do you have some construction plans for the Marbel thing waiting for an answer
😊
Why do I start to get all sorts of useless machines in my recommendation list?
Is it still perpetual motion if it draws energy from gravity?
Can you tell me where to get the first one
what is the song called at the end of the video
1:14 I'll definitely buy that one and watch it until someone murder me😊
That box is for looking in my boxes in life
0:30 Does that remind anyone of Minecraft pistons?
HockeyCrab Yeah.
the last one is pretty impressive :) gonna make it
The use of these machines is the fun
I Like the first one
I can just imagine showing those turn themselves off machine's to my little nephew and niece😂😂😂 i just see them shitting their pants when it turns itself off😂😂
Last one was good though
1st machine: "Oi! Fuck off!
The last is the most funny!!! lol
The last was very cool
I LOVE the switch bots
After I saw this video I was thinking of buying one. Does anybody know where I can get one?
were can you get these
1:15 what type of engineering is that?
Is this what engineers do in their spare time?
Ok where can I get the first one
That first one though, Id keep vs that thing for Hours!
How do I buy the fourth one
Awesome
At 2:13 the machine wouldn't work because the off-set weight would cause the center of balance to be removed off of the axel, causing it to slow down and stop
Il like the metal ball one its so cool
Who would've thought humans were so intelligent
Good... Just like tic tac toe boards
Was that last one a perpetual motion machine?
If so this could infinitely create energy
+Spysaboo That's a good idea. Hmmm...
Desert_Breeze not size, just a really good bering
Desert_Breeze sure, as long as you gave it a spin beforehand any object would spin indefinitely in space.
last is impossible without other energy, because the enegies used for going up is always bigger
1:24 its very cool for decoration
I want to buy, how can I get these interesting things
More like oddly satisfying
It breaks the laws of thermodynamics
Awesome :D
that last one was smart
Smart and faked... no such thing as perpetual motion machine. People have tried and failed. Working ones are undoubtedly are fake. If it was real, they'd get a Nobel prize.
this made me giggle heheehehehe
Lol the second one is actually a basic minecraft piston feed tape lol
remember it's impossible to make a perpetual motion machine
there's always a energy source
What is the outright song
So we're now at the point where all useful ideas have gone?
about perpetula motion,imagine an engine connected to a wheel,stuck to another wheel on the side with another engine,the engines would be conected,once you rotate any wheel enough the engins would stat running without batteries
Why has nobody thought of holding the switch up
I thought the title said NSFW and I got excited
If only true perpetual motion machines existed
What happens if you break the switch on those boxes that switch themselves off so it can't switch it off does it keep trying or only tried once or what?
+QuantumFrost I think it will stay in that "out" position because if you watch when the guy just keeps flicking it, the arm stayed out.
+Fierce Recognition oh
Damn I thought I broke the universe with my thinking
+QuantumFrost
Depends on how it's programmed (meaning it's different from machine to machine, since a lot of people have made one).
the 2nd one's in French!!! 😄😄😄 (maybe? lol 😅)
1:15 I want this so much =D If someone has a link :'(
Do you have projects in www.instructables.com? Whooo!
I would like to learn robotics for personal purposes.
Thank you!
0:35 it's like a piston v tape in minecraft!
Can you make a video with a people doing nothing yet fun
'NEW' It says in the title
> Is 1 year old
I really want that marble machine
Anyone else bothered than one of the moving parts at 0:30 is larger and lighter than the other ones?
0:47 it will be great if it dropped a bucket of water whenever the snooze button was hit on the alarm
0:44 it's a noise maker
I REALLY WANT THE FIRST ONE
it's called useless box you can buy it
The last on is a bit misplaced. I mean... It's not even useless.
how is it useful?
It is useful to solve meaningless problems. It is even a greater waste of time.
minusgoogol the last one is impossible, the idea of a perpetuum mobile is to create energy out of nothing, wich goes against the laws of physics
"perpetual boredom"
Some of these guys REALLY do not like their switches flipped... I guess you could say that "really pushes their buttons!!!"
SANS OH MY GOD!!!
I know for sure that a perpetum mobile would be usefull af
coool
0:46 I need this on muy bathroom
ENDING SONG PLS?
No- Michael Curtis
Darude - Sandstorm
the second ones drakes beat
A weapon to suprass the metal gear
The last one doesn't work because if it did we could create new energy and it would sweep the nation
aw bless you've got a lot to learn.
That wheel turned to halogens domnienaint in south korea
0:38 Real life redstone repeater.
how tho
It's like a redstone clock my bad.
Ethan Messinger
Piston feed tape
last not possible
2:11
Innovation... Perpetuum mobile
BUT it actually works... ( i guess )
LegitScoper No
I want them and I have no idea why
Outro song???
darude sandstorm
This is really late but it is actually No- Michael Curtis
Darude sandstorm
+Goopypie Games xwku gezien. l
Goopypie Games
I imagine this is what a loading screen would look like in real life. 0:35
1st one is not useless... some time we want our door be shut down... if someone opens it and left it open then the machine can shut it again... 2nd one was awsm... but it should be used in proper way.... last one could be use for creating energy
Ashfaque Elahee Last one is impossible. You know? The law of thermodynamics?
The 'put the switch back' machines have become a bit boring
That spinning one is genious
what is that
The should make an updated version with the Xbox one s
Real life loading thingy 0:30
1:19 that's not useless
The perpetuum mobile was fake.
THIS is what hundreds of years of technological progress brought us ^^
The comments are made of: "that last one wasn't real bc perpetual motion isn't real" which is false. Since everything "dies" or "decomposed" or ends at some point but that's beyond physics, perpetual motion does exist
Drew Does stuff You can't fight with thermodynamics (+friction and other stuff)
0:08 that would be useful if trump became president to switch off the nukes when he turns them on
Purple Perplexing Pineapples yeah but Hillary us the one that would have immediately wanted to use those codes. Trump is the one who might just cause a nuclear war from his own ideals.
Gr3nadgr3gory meh America is doomed anyway
Bria Nonya as is everything else. nothing is permanent, everything dies and everything fades.
I am glad trump won honestly ... I wanted Ben carson to win it but well... and hillary cannot be trusted as she and her family have a history of being frequent liars so get over yourselves honestly
Yeah, he's so honest. Rrrrrrrright.
not that new XD