@@turk58guy yeah these days I just look at my phone over my watch as it tends to be more accessible than my watch thats often under my sleeves and my phone just generally is in my hand or around it
Ok let's walk through that idea If the watch is clear And the liquid is dyed Then the watch is no longer clear It's full of dyed liquid Thanks for coming to my TedTalk
I honestly love this guy. Doesn’t matter what random shit it is I enjoy his content. If you did a long form watch video I’d watch it and I’m not even a watch person.
You know at first I thought the watch thing was a joke but now I'm thinking that he really really likes his unique watches and honestly that's pretty cool.
Waffle House has found its new host: a three-foot-tall, talking waffle named Waffley. Waffley was recruited from a nearby syrup factory, where he had been working as a cook. He was an instant hit with customers, greeting them with a smile and a cheerful, "Welcome to Waffle House!" He was so good at his job that the manager decided to give him a promotion and make him the official host. Waffley was thrilled with his new position. He loved chatting with customers and making them feel welcome. He was even more excited when the manager told him he would get a uniform. The morning of his first day on the job, Waffley arrived at the restaurant wearing his new uniform: a white shirt, black pants, and a waffle-shaped hat. Everyone was amazed at how cute he looked. Customers lined up outside the restaurant just to get a glimpse of the lovable host. Even the other staff members couldn't help but smile when they saw Waffley at the door, greeting them with a hearty, "Good morning!" Waffley quickly became a celebrity in the neighborhood. Kids would come to the restaurant just to get a hug from Waffley. He was even featured in the local newspaper. Waffley's fame spread across the country, and people from all over started visiting Waffle House just to meet the talking waffle. He had become a symbol of hospitality and warmth, and Waffle House was proud to have him as their host. But one day, Waffley mysteriously disappeared. No one knew where he went or why. Was it because he was homesick for the syrup factory? Or was there something more sinister at work?
That last watch is the middle ground for analog to digital. Since it tells you the instant time, like a digital. But can't quite tell how much you have last, as an analog does.
"ay bro, what time is it?"
"It's o'clock"
lol
My classmates asking me what's the time because they thought my bracelet is a watch:
nah it's skin:30
It's a hair pass a freckle
there is no time only flesh
Scumbag is the greatest example of a content creator, dude has insane range
The icing on the cake is that he is a dentist by profession.
@@phillipfry5669 he looks like one tf
I be loving it
For real
This was all a ploy to get us drunk and loose on laughs and gaffs before finishing us off with dragging everyone off to watch collecting...
bro i have to pay 200 dollars to still have no watch?
I'm dead💀
Nah … bro paid 200$ to NOT have a watch.
💀
axuuly it's 200 for tranperent plastic
@@mesiroy1234r/Wooosh
@@dwaynedelacruz5436r/ihavereddit
“Excuse me, do you have the time”
“No”
The Town with No Name?
It doesn't frustrate people, it baffles them.
Ok
No, it bamboozles them
ye as to why u would spend so much on that shit
@@Rumym8 To piss people off. Well worth it.
@@Rumym8 when you have a lot of money, you no longer think about those things.
Damn that first one is such a timeless piece👌
👏👏👏
😭💀😂
i see what you did there lol
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Clearly.
I love the thought that the more expensive the watch gets, the harder it gets to tell the time 😂
The first watch tho
Expensive watches are like iPhones
A complete scam
@@DragonTheOneDZAnot if you know wich one to buy
@@Joel-hs9xv still a scam, i think you misread his comment (unless you are reselling them or something
@@DragonTheOneDZAthat’s complete and utter bs 😂
"What time is it?"
" : "
"Aight thanks man"
“All watches are bracelets, but not all bracelets are watches” - Master Oogway
"Maybe the real bracelets were the friends we made along the way" - John F Kennedy.
What about pocket watches
@@samsanimationcorner3820 💀
This Master Oogway man real ugly and dumb 💀 even his fans. Incels.
its like all toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads
Scumbag dads watches really are the epitome of chaos
THE WAFFLE HOUSE HAS FOUND IT'S NEW HOST.
Yeah
@@MohitRaheja 🖐🏼😒👎🏼
@@MohitRaheja The waffle house has found its new host
@@JmKrokY you again WTF WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
That's a timeless collection.
literally !!!
underrated
I need the first one so I have an excuse when I show up late💀
😅🤣
😅😂
"I wish he would show us some cooler watches that were cheaper."
*shows a bracelet*
I mean a wrist watch is just a functional bracelet
@@turk58guy durka surka
THE WAFFLE HOUSE HAS FOUND IT'S NEW HOST.
@@turk58guy yeah these days I just look at my phone over my watch as it tends to be more accessible than my watch thats often under my sleeves and my phone just generally is in my hand or around it
it's 145 dollars
Bro got a whole arsenal of watches
When I saw this comment I saw this previously czcams.com/users/shortsmjNvpOanzbs?feature=share This man has an arsenal of hammers and guns
I'm not a bot btw if you reply to me I'll reply back
Especially that landmine at the end
@@LilTachanka lol!
@@LilTachanka lol
The reveal is so cool!
Looks like the airspeed indicator in older supersonic planes, where the mach number is also "revealed"
It would be really neat if the watch that was clear had a button you pressed and it shot out liquid or something that showed the time.
Ok let's walk through that idea
If the watch is clear
And the liquid is dyed
Then the watch is no longer clear
It's full of dyed liquid
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk
@@FedSmoker64 it would come out of the band or there could be a rim around the clear part that it came out of.
@@RandomPers0n851 So that wouldn't be what he described.
That would be a clear watch with different color band.
Thanks for coming to my TedX talk.
@@FedSmoker64 It could also be a clear liquid that changes color to show the time then changes back to clear.
@@RandomPers0n851 What non radioactive liquid would that be? Magic liquid?
The last one's actually pretty cool and you will get confused with what time it is, so I'd actually probably most likely buy that one
nice 👍🙂
Than why don't you just go with a digital watch...?
@@kivala1695its common thing now
How do you get confused by that clock? 🤔
@@EddSjo i was thinking the same 😂
Any product that makes watch snobs mad, I'm all in
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 shut up
Agree!!! Screw the rich pricks lol
So essentially the watch snobs are making you buy dumb shit. 😂 okay bud
Can we appreciate the fact that in Nava design Watch the background changes too 👀
Mice name I was confused
That last one was actually cool
THAT JACQUARD ONE ACTUALLY COOL AS SHIT
his channel is the actual definition of random content
Yeah and im in for it
Bro took the joke “it’s a hair past a freckle” to a whole new level 💀
This watches actually tell time.
Time to get another watch!
😂
Love them, need more of those but cheaper, they look fun to mess around but hella expensive
Nava has sales often and they go even lower.
@@scumbagdad I love your videos man, especially the watch ones! Keep up the great work man!!
@@scumbagdad Nava design makes really cool watches, that was a Great recommendation.
@@scumbagdad bring back Mr skelly bones
@@scumbagdadI think Naga was the best one in there, honestly could rock it with a decent fit
I need a collection of annoying not-watch-watches to play a prank on people
The first one takes half past freckle to another level
"Hey what time is it now?"
"I can't tell you.."
"Why not?"
*"It's complicated"*
The first one caught me off guard. In fact, I'm still not sure if this is serious or parody.
I honestly love this guy. Doesn’t matter what random shit it is I enjoy his content.
If you did a long form watch video I’d watch it and I’m not even a watch person.
That last one is actually pretty cool though.
The last one I think is actually a pretty good idea, though compared to the others
Keep making these videos. They introduced me to you and then I found your regular content
Noone was harmed making this video. Refreshing and groundbreaking.
I like the second watch because they can't tell the time but you, the third watch look cool also
ok but that last one? a must
The clear one is perfect if you want a sunburn only on your wrist.
"What's the time?"
"Umm...!!"
Ah the good old "Skin past bone, quarter to flesh" that people would say in primary school
This short was so nice to watch!
You know at first I thought the watch thing was a joke but now I'm thinking that he really really likes his unique watches and honestly that's pretty cool.
New title: Watches that don't do their job
I like that reveal watch. I'd like different colors but the concept of it is cool and super easy.
The fact that he pronounced jacquard “Jack-Urd”
The Waffle house has found it’s new host.
The Waffle House has found a new host
An IHOP will lose its old client
The waffle house has found it's new host
the waffle house has found its new host
The Waffle House has found it's new host.
The last one is ✨purrfect✨
2nd one is actually kinda cool
The Waffle House has found its new host
Wait for the 31st
@@Veggiemold its started already
The waffle house has found its new host
The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host
The waffle house has found it's new host
The waffle house has found its new host.
WE NEED MORE CAT LAND SMP
The waffle house has found it's last host
The Waffle House has found its new host
I love how this man is on a mission to parody all the content on youtube
Can’t lie I love how those clockless watches look like
The waffle house has found it's new host
The waffle house has found it’s new host
I like that second one a lot tbh
Last one is amazing
Waffle House has found its new host: a three-foot-tall, talking waffle named Waffley. Waffley was recruited from a nearby syrup factory, where he had been working as a cook.
He was an instant hit with customers, greeting them with a smile and a cheerful, "Welcome to Waffle House!" He was so good at his job that the manager decided to give him a promotion and make him the official host.
Waffley was thrilled with his new position. He loved chatting with customers and making them feel welcome. He was even more excited when the manager told him he would get a uniform.
The morning of his first day on the job, Waffley arrived at the restaurant wearing his new uniform: a white shirt, black pants, and a waffle-shaped hat. Everyone was amazed at how cute he looked.
Customers lined up outside the restaurant just to get a glimpse of the lovable host. Even the other staff members couldn't help but smile when they saw Waffley at the door, greeting them with a hearty, "Good morning!"
Waffley quickly became a celebrity in the neighborhood. Kids would come to the restaurant just to get a hug from Waffley. He was even featured in the local newspaper.
Waffley's fame spread across the country, and people from all over started visiting Waffle House just to meet the talking waffle. He had become a symbol of hospitality and warmth, and Waffle House was proud to have him as their host.
But one day, Waffley mysteriously disappeared. No one knew where he went or why. Was it because he was homesick for the syrup factory? Or was there something more sinister at work?
The Waffle House had found its new host.
The Waffle House has found it’s new host.
The waffle house has found it's new host
Don't spam when someone else has already commented it
The waffle house has found it's new host
The Waffle House has found its new host
I love that the background lines on that jacquard also rotate
“Yo bro, what time is it?”
-“♦️”
“Oh god I’m late”
The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
"Reveals the time"
Sound like gohan trying to sound like great saiyan man😂.
"Here are the best watches you cen get"
"Number one : not a watch"
The Waffle House has found it’s newest host
The Waffle House has found it’s new host
The Waffle House has found its new host
The waffle house has found its new host
Last one is pretty cool
yoooo that reveal watch looks sick
The Waffle House has found it’s new host
"it is new host"? What's that supposed to mean?
The Waffle House has found it’s new host
@@saeuwouewipa still wrong
The first one is a timeless piece.
In my country, you can get a very good and beautiful watch for only $30, or even less, traditional or electronic watches.
The waffle has found it's new host
Stop 🛑
THE WAFFLE HOUSE HAS FOUND IT'S NEW HOST.
I really like that 'Reveal' watch. Plus it looks like an anti-tank mine.
I like the rectangle hands ones.
The last one looks pretty cool though
Last one is actually cool
"what time is it"
"Check here, i have a watch rn"
The Waffle House has found it's new host.
The Waffle House has found it's new host.
The Waffle House has found it's new host.
The Waffle House has found its new host
No braincells?
No braincells?
the last one is actually cool, i whant it but in black
Last on is nice
The last one is sick
These watches are just like new apple designs!
I like the final one.
That last watch is the middle ground for analog to digital.
Since it tells you the instant time, like a digital.
But can't quite tell how much you have last, as an analog does.
The Waffle House had found it’s new host
The waffle house has found its new host
The waffle house has found its new host
No braincells?
The Waffle House MUST consider subscribing to ConstellTea 🙏
the hive mind nature if humans never fail to amaze me
Friend: what time is it?
Dude: here, just count the hair
Last one was very good
Still can't believe the waffle house has found its new host.
The jack hard watch, you really love that one
Timex navi timer, Timex expedition, pretty much any Swatch, and lots of great Seiko watches are also under $200
If i didn’t know how to read a clock the last one would be cool but ill go with the second one
Ngl I really like that last one. You don't need to count or memorize the position of the clockhands anymore HAHAHAHA
The last one is the best
"Hey can you check your clock, what time is it?"
"Hold on, its.... Hair"
The 2nd one actually seems cool
What time is it
Me:it's past the square
The first one would be a good thing to have on a sunny day and you have no lighter lol
Last one is great
I don't know why but the first one made me laugh for real, I'd see myself wearing it and gaslighting people into thinking they don't see it
The last one tho
💳💳💳💳💳💳
The reaveal one is the most practical one
the first one is a masterpiece
"What time is it?"
"uh.. uhm.. uh... i don't.. i don't know-"