The Worst Thing to Say to Your Wife || STEVE HARVEY
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- čas přidán 8. 04. 2019
- Steve knows the worst possible thing you could ever say to your wife. Let’s just say he knows from experience.
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Dont ever say to a woman "Is it that time of the month???" You will not live thereafter.
WTF not!?!
michael Dinneweth Woman do have a kind of humor. We just don’t appreciate being talked down on.
ᴀʀᴛᴇᴍɪs exactly . If we both know the humor of it I’ll laugh with you. If you try to be condescending to me I’ll whoop your ass for being smart
My man does that to me all the time and I'm like do not say that to me. I'm not allowed to be mad about something without it being that time of the month?
@@SHA4200 you'll be single for life if you dare ask it.
And you're no angel!
Steve done turn to Madea in 3.5 secs!! 😂🤦🏽♀️😂
the same me
Haha right?!
Ewww so true
Molika Men-Thlang lmbo
Yeah he did 😂😂
You know, something tells me that Steve speaks from experience on this one 🤔
He does.
Yuuup, most def! 😂
Obviously
Right 😂 I mean not tryna hate, but how many wives has he had? He probably is speaking from experience though
Not necessarily should it be one of his ex or current wives / relationships,
Maybe he just witnessed it through his life especially in the hood 😅
Then when they call you lazy their second mistake is saying "calm down"
Or chill
Some guy online said, "Calm your tits Karen," and he was soon begging me to stop telling people Karen is his post-op drag name, and he ended up ugly and flat chested anyway.
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Second and last mistake.
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Ohhh yes my husband did, and I showed him LAZY.
Lol Soija88 .
Guuurl! What did you do?
Spill the tea girl. What did you do?👀☕️🐸
Please don't starve the fool. He knows no better..
Solja88 lol yes!!
😂😂😂 My husband did that today and I sure did pray and ask God to help me
Gurrrrllllllll...........and dont let him say, he have to get off his feet....FOR REAL...
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Don't listen to steve. That's your man. Compromise and tolerance is the two important pillars of marriage. Exercising them is soooo important to sustain that marriage for life.
@@thegalabs Compromise isn’t for everyone.
Lawd! 🤣🤣🤣💐💐💐💐
I'm blessed to have a housewife. She's the hardest working member of this family. I couldn't come close. If you see this darling. Happy mother's day to the VIP in this small team.
Lovely
@Vanessa Louis hater
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That's so sweet. Thanks for appreciating her! It makes my heart feel good when y'all can see the thoughtfullness happening around you.
Aww♥️♥️
Lol "you think wen you do something lasts 3min ,is long ??no it ain't 😂😂😂
My ex didn't call me lazy but he did come home and said "this house is filthy!". I didn't respond. I just showed him what filthy was by not cleaning period. The ironic part is, when the house finally became filthy after no cleaning, he never claimed the house was filthy. This let me know it was all about control. He thought that by him saying the house was filthy, I would jump up and reclean the house.
Very true!
Instigators is what they are called. Trying to push others around by manipulation backfires because it sparks spite and resentment....
That's how to do it ✊
That's good baby girl👏
Yeap. They all do that. All of them. And you just seat and watch, how month later they clean the dishes and the bathroom... and all of the closets all by themselves ))) while you are enjoying your free time wherever you are)))
what he shouldve said?
Baby, could you clean the filthy place?
Lol!! Men please listen!!!
Came home she had the lights turned off trash bags i forgot to take out in the living room floor dinner in the sink frozen solid clothes all over the stairs. She and the kids at a 3 star hotel for 2 nights lol!! Yep it taught me to shut up hahahah💖💖💖
Andrew Nehemiah god damn. I hope it didn’t come out of your account atleast lol
@@KingGovan91 of course it did
You should have called your bank for fraud and see how fast she comes back.
@Andrew Nehemiah, hope you joined them there!
Some of the women don't have to be married, and still act this way no matter what.
Don’t use it, don’t imply it, don’t say ... coz i swear to god... 🤯
Are you too lazy to finish your sentence?
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Steve is my kind of petty!!! 💓💓💓🤣🤣
LMBO ,😂 😂😂 😂
I ain't scared of no one. I always want all the smoke. Messed around and got pissed with my kid's mother and called her lazy and got a look that made me feel like I was one of our sons. What happened after that look is unnecessary to mention, but I was no longer the most pissed person in the room. 😂😂😂😂
If my future husband ever called me lazy, 😠 I would just walk away and mumble loud enough for him to hear me say “ You will see lazy” and show him lazy, by not cooking dinner, stop doing his laundry, become too lazy for intercourse,etc until he goes down on his knees and apologize for calling me lazy. I’ll show him lazy. That how petty I am.
Why would you marry someone who can't cook and do his own laundry lmao
Robert Howden I wouldn’t marry someone like that but I’ll do those things because I want to, not because I have to but I stop doing those thing if he called me lazy to teach him a lesson.
gabby yasssss!!!! That’s my girl . We gotta show these men!!
I've been happily married for almost 14 years and it's not because " I teach him a lesson" when he says or does something crazy! It's because we have matured and TALK to each other when we have issues. That going off, snapping, silent treatment, or teaching lessons stuff will have so much strife in your home that anything will be able to tear it up. Take it from a wife who has been there and done that and a mother of 6, please use your words! Your future husband and children will thank you.
@@ApobangpoBorashae7 baby I'm sorry i called you Lazy, that was stupid of me. You not lazy, You r a hardworking woman that deserves the best from your king and as my queen allow me to make it up by cooking you a five star meal then taking you on a horse carriage ride then go on a cruise just fo calling u lazy 😂
I have to share this with my fiancé to help save his life.
😂😂😂i speak from experience when I say Steve is right if I could count the number of times my dad got into trouble with my mom each time he called her lazy🤣🤣🤣i would be a millionaire
My husband tried this a year ago when I didn’t do what he wanted me too do, when he wanted it done. I lit his ass up. I was so mad. Guess who stopped doing everything, and I mean, everything for 3 weeks. He has now taken over doing the dishes & cleaning up the kitchen after dinner.
If my wife does not do what I want her to do, then why is she my wife? Likewise, if I don't do what she wants me to do, why am I her husband? See, the moment a woman does not cooperate as a result of rebellion, her ass and me are in court. We aint staying together.
If I were the husband I would divorce you.
@@nbafan3021 are you married?
Good Rose I’m not married. But I’m in a family of married people. One of the couples are 95 years old. Their marriage lasting a lifetime, as well as everyone else. What’s the miracle keeping them together you might ask. The Answer is: MARRIAGE. Give and take. Take and give. My grandfather does what my grandmother wants him to do. Likewise she does what my grandfather asks of her. It’s called respect and equality. Why would they form a team if they weren’t going to work together ? In a basketball game, there are 5 players. A point guard. A shooting guard. A small forward. A power forward. And a center. The point guard is to pass the ball to whoever is open. The center is supposed to protect the rim. The shooting guard does what his name is: shoots. And the small forward does the same. The power forward also protects the rim and shoot. Each of these players must do what is asked of them for the team to be successful. When a point guard decides to rebel and doesn’t want to pass the ball because his pride gets in the way, the coach calls timeout and then branches him, and then he is traded from the team. If you have no intention to do what your husband asks of you, and if he has no intention to do what is asked of him, then both of you should steer clear of marriage. . Be single and selfish to yourselves.
@@nbafan3021 key words: not married. The fact you see a woman not agreeing as a "rebellion" show that you dont believe in give and take, but in full control of the husband on the wife.
My husband did that to me once. I was his bedridden mother's caregiver 24hrs a day. Her husband didn't help, my husband didn't help, her daughter didn't help. I had to get up in the middle of the night bc she was yelling for something to drink, or she was cold, or she was hurting. Changed her and everything. I went off on him. I had my stuff packed and I mean every item within 2 hrs. He apologized real quick when he saw that.
This video never gets old always got me in stitches laughing 😂
Yep LAZY is not in my vocabulary
michael Dinneweth Looks like your mother did not Take her time to raise u right
Meanwhile somewhere in this planet one man call his wife lazy 😃😃
yup he missed this episode and daaaaaaaaaaannnggg there it is!
This one had me crying😂. He is another level of funny.
I remember when that guy called me lazy. Thank God he apologised many times.
Steve bridging the gap of understanding between men and women
@michael Dinneweth Cause it's hilarious. Your lack of sense of humor does not speak to his character. Rather, it speaks to yours.
My husband said to me that he doesn't want to break up but he doesn't want to live together anymore. WTF? Divorce proceedings will begin as soon as the lease is up.
Did he gave you some hints to lose weight?
@@HalalJoker excuse you?
@@MediaEnslavedNation Madam try to sit with him and talk openly with each other
Because sometimes it is the misunderstanding or psychological problems that break the marriage
Always try to use the beautiful style of dialogue
Family formation is difficult and requires concessions from both sides
Madam, try with him and understand why he was saying that, maybe he just suffers or difficult situations in his work
I wish you a happy life madam
@@bibibibi2680 He's a pathological, abusive, malignant narcissist and I will NOT take your well meaning but totally inappropriate advice. I call myself 15 weeks free, from within the womens' shelter he put me in late last spring. His suffering, if he is, is his own just desserts. It is not my responsibility to see to it that HE is happy.
@ymarrero23 single life is actually better.
That's one of those "I wish you would" moments. I wish you would fix your lips to say I'm lazy sir
That's my exact reaction 😅 you aren't calling me lazy and be at peace
He is just something else!!! If I need to smile ok jump on CZcams lookin' for Steve. 🤣🤣🤣♥️
the way my eyes stretched open when he said implying the woman is lazy🤣🤣🤣it was a reflex! 🙌🏽🤣🤣🤣
When you do something that last for 3 minutes, you think its long, its not
It AIN'T😳😳😳😂😂😂
Good Lord do not mess with the wife!
@Cj Wade don't have this man sleeping on the couch with your stupidity buddy.
@Cj Wade Maybe wife is working too. Being a mom is full time job is the hardest work in the world and 24/7 you work.
Ste
ve done turn Madea on us 😂😂😂😂😂 I would be like oh oh I'm lazy oh i will show you who's lazy 😂😂😂😂
Steve you the man!!!!
Lol!😂😂😂
HAHA 🤣 he has me crying 😂 the cantaloupe 🍈 part was hilarious 😆
You tell these fellas that they have to learn from you because you are the best Steve Harvey
The more of the story is do not call your wife or husband any names, if you do only God can help you.
Especially your wife, fiance, gf, we women go off.
the best of the best steve harvey
Steve giving me Harriet Winslow vibes how She always had to put Carl in check when he tried it
He is right. NEVER say that😂
Lol..my husband made that mistake once......talking bout I don't work hard. Lol......i showed his ass. I gave him 1 hour alone with his kids.....within 5mins he was hollering. Behave urself, do t do that(cuz daddy ent never been serious with them) this one time we had to go out, in 30mins I bathe them dressed them comb their hair, packed the bag(i got a 7yrs, 3yrs and 2yr old)and 2 minutes into doing me, he be like u ent ready yet.......i told him I did all this and in that time u just took care of yourself so dont be asking me if I'm ready. When i am I'll let u know!!!!! He ent never commented that statement again
kristie r
Ha! Sounds a bit like my husband...
Thank you!!! I too don't want someone breathing on my neck, asking "you ain't ready yet?", while I'm the one who prepared them....
Yep that's so true - women r expected to do everything and then not shown appreciation kmt
My family is French, and I can assure you that is the best way to get my mom ranting about it, until she falls asleep. And with a little of chance, she won't continue the next morning (especially at breakfast) !
That's the truth! 😁
And sometimes I do nothing at home. I work hard at work and home so I need ‘me’ time. He can call me lazy lol. Really I only know one person who is forever doing tgs around the hse and looking after everyone - my mother. I'm like her. Plus I have OCD. A woman’s job never ends. Easy for idiots to criticise.
Wow!!!! I can definitely relate!!!
That’s so true
Really ... Thanks for this gist Harvey
By far 1 of my favourite comedians.
On point.
Finished it off so good
So truth! 🖒
That's true
Facts 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
🤣🤣 Steve u r the man!🙌 That's right!🤘
Thank u
hahaha yup when my dad say that to my mom i go crazy like that
You tell them Steve!!!!!!
STEVE YOUR THE MAN 🙏🙏🙏
🔥Steve's looking sharp! Love the colours
Agree 100% from the beginning to the end😂
Perfectly said steve
When my husband came home and said what you did all day Coley was lucky to live.
Lol I hear ya
Well done!
Awesome Steve
Steve is just something else 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great video. ☺️ I think I've seen this before on my Mum's computer. 😂😂😂😂
Don't awww me, I ain't finished. Hahaha! 😂🤣
Amen. Don't say you work when I work too
Recommended and I ain't disappointed
#2021
I love Steve ❤️❤️
Steve Harvey is a legend!
Exactly steve
My wife is blessed and lucky to have a husband who wakes up at 3:30 in the morning to get ready for work, prepare breakfast and lunches for my wife and 2 daughters, sometimes give my younger daughter showers, wash the dishes and lunch containers because we carpool and had to leave early to beat the traffic . Most of the time I would clean the kitchen sink and stove, mop floors, take out trash, fold the clothes, etc.
I AM WEAK🤣♥️🤣
Oh man i did that recently, but i had to. Cause it was true.
Steve crazy ass early this morning!!! Lol
That’ll preach!!!!!
''his head like a tanalope''🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve. I LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE NORTHERN PANHANDLE OF WEST 'BY GOD' VIRGINIA. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN. THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS
Love the video, was really but are we gonna get a version for 'The Worst thing to say to your husband'?
Fellas, let's just be quiet. The best way to survive with your woman😂😂
My husband said it and I surely thought him not to mention it 😹 ever again
I love his monologues on the woman’s perspective of things......I miss him on daytime tv. We all could use a little Steve Harvey and what he thinks of what’s going on in our worlds headlines today. If he could get himself a Late Show at night Like Jimmy Fallon, Steven Colbert and James Cordon then he could say what he wants and how he wants however he feels. We Miss You Steve Please Come Back!!!!
That's a nice suit!
Second/Third ayyyyy I love this show! I'll be there one day, for sure!
Loved it
THE ACCURACY OF THAT👌👌👌👌
Wow! I hadn't seen this clip! I must have been too lazy on this day to turn on my TV!
Single parent, I already do all that my damn self. I’ll call whoever I want to lazy.
OMG!! This is exactly how I would react! Hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*I'd say the worst thing to say is "Oh Sally" when her name is Martha.* 😂😂
LOL
Lol no getting back from that 😂😂
@@arianah325 Yes.
@@arianah325 you got that right!
Man you dead😂
Funny indeed 🌞🌞🌞
Omg this was so funny steve🤣🤣🤣
For real tho! He ain’t lying 😂😂
This episode was hilarious
STEVE HARVEY IS THE BEST THAT HAS EVER SAID IT DONE ........ BUT DON’T CALL A WOMAN LAZY OH HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE......BE BLESSED IN YOUR LIFETIME
Genius
I love me some Steve
I haven't had a home-cooked meal in 4 years unless I cooked it myself. I do all the laundry. And do all the dishes the kids get school lunch. Yes I also work and attend school part-time. Is it too much for me to ask for my wife to help out occasionally
I completely understand your situation.. I think the lazy thing goes both ways...i don't think any of the partners should go off and call each other lazy as both of them,no doubt bring stuff to the family.
@@sabysolo4723 exactly I think where one partner fails the other should pick up the slack
@@chandlertilton2427 I agree 100% with you on that one
Chandler Tilton come on that’s just lazy and your wife needs to help. Some men just abuse by picking on the women all the time that’s not fair. But if what you say it’s true lord help you cause she is LAZY 😐
Try and communicate with her about it but ask God for help/wisdom to know how to go about it.
Vindictive? That’s an understatement!