Watching German mains in the mid tiers be brainless when on your team, but turn into Michael Whittman when on the enemy team has to be the hardest fact of life to accept.
Germans on enemy team are God like 65% of the time, the other 35% they got 3 guys that could probably carry cargo ships on their back while the rest is trash.
That actually happened irl. In the 60s they found out an AA Vic was better against vehicles and infantry so in Vietnam the north used it against infantry
@@o-hogameplay185 You might be right. I mean apparently as of right now just roughly 0.3% of the War Thunder community have gotten the steam achievement German Ace which requires a player to destroy 100 other player vehicles while using a German vehicle. Hypothetically speaking this could be done in 20 matches if you get a 5 kill average per match. Its not really a tall order yet such low percentage have met it. So if numbers are accurate that says something pretty bad about the state of players using German vehicles.
@@TheRougeSky yes. i play a lot of ground assault for grinding stock tanks, and oh boy, german tanks there... things like the guy getting 10 kills in a flak bus against shermans, or that 4-5 teammates can't kill a churchill from the sides using the proto panther... i mean if i were gaijin, i would olny allow players to start playing german tanks when they get at least 3 top rank tanks in 2 different tech trees, and getting at least 1 K/D with each. i am also an arcade player, and german tank players are just as clueless as they are in realistic
Malzi, I really hope you do realize how much we appreciate all of the awesome videos that you put out for us to brighten our days. You are one half of the number one of my favourite War Thunder youtubers. It's guys like you who insired me to learn the game, and seriously start playing, and keep making me co.e back. Thank you man👊🏻🫵🏻🤘🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻❤
@@RemingtonSVK First rule of wallet warrior club: 1. we dont talk about wallet warrior club. second rule of wallet warrior club: 2. you DO NOT talk about wallet warrior Club Third rule of wallet warrior club: 3. someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is NOT over. (show no mercy, cause they will not when you are down) and last but not least, Fourht rule of wallet warrior club: 4. expect only two guys to a fight. because your teammates never have your back ( 0:50 )
At 1:12.........you should have let that T34 kill that blind ass Tiger.............but also i wonder..............can you shoot the nuke bomb in the air?
There must be enough "clean" nuclear bombs in this game, because almost at the epicenter of the explosion, the Geiger counter gives out a faint crackling.
Malzi play something Not OP Challenge: FINALLY SUCCEEDED! I will take full credit for bullying Malzi into playing things that aren't OP. Do a Churchill VII next, the true test of skill.
I swear yesterday when I activated a 150% booster and played germany 5.3 my whole team decided to camp on the spawn and we lost. Classic german main moment
Watching German mains in the mid tiers be brainless when on your team, but turn into Michael Whittman when on the enemy team has to be the hardest fact of life to accept.
Interesting way to put it🤣🤣🤣
Germans on enemy team are God like 65% of the time, the other 35% they got 3 guys that could probably carry cargo ships on their back while the rest is trash.
@@burneracc2567In battle...I am Germany!
@@dihannvanniekerk lvl 100 Oberst
There is always one mf on Panther G or Tiger 2 P, which has 11 frags and defends A point like he is defending Berlin.
German mains are the type of people to cross a street looking up and down.
Ong💀
When your anti air is better at killing tanks
That actually happened irl. In the 60s they found out an AA Vic was better against vehicles and infantry so in Vietnam the north used it against infantry
And your tank better at killing aircraft 😅
That’s literally br 1.0-2.7 and 10.0+
And a biplane is the best way to kill helicopters
@@mr.deathly2105 yeah just like jn history
I love how the T-34 turned his turret to watch as Malzi's Tiger II teammate just herp a derps past both of them.
Actually this is T34 :nerd:
*enemies push spawn unopposed
Malzi: Fine, I'll do it myself...
That T34 must've been just as baffled by that truly blind King Tiger.
Could've been a bot
I've seen a massive increase in bots in GRB and all they do is run into buildings or follow you, but for the rest they do nothing
@@evo3s75 Such a weird ass paradigm when Assault Arcade bots auto-snipe you through objects.
I love your content. Honest question, how long does it take you to edit a video like this? All those memes are just so well fitted.
Some of them are mod sounds he downloads, some are edits
I would also like to know. Mad respect to malzi. Making these videos every day would burn me out.
@@superdurppig8686I can barely edit one video a week and mine are crap lol
@@superdurppig8686 How can making videos burn you out when the game already did?
Can't burn if you are already burnt. **thinking eddie murphy**
Some of these teammates really made you rethink your life
I've grinded so much with the same tanks but im still stuck at this BR
so this video only reminded me of pain rather than joy
i finally got to the decent 3.7/4.0 lineup in Sweden myself
finally, no more 37mm peashooters!
… just 75mm peashooters instead!
We need a "what the dog doin" and zombie noise compilation
French slug chuckers when they see anything Soviet: O0000ooooh Neptune!
That Tiger II is wasted on that player, the shear lack of situational awareness was both equal parts funny and maddening at the same time.
what did you expect? still, he was one of the better garmany players, the average is way worse than that
@@o-hogameplay185 You might be right. I mean apparently as of right now just roughly 0.3% of the War Thunder community have gotten the steam achievement German Ace which requires a player to destroy 100 other player vehicles while using a German vehicle. Hypothetically speaking this could be done in 20 matches if you get a 5 kill average per match. Its not really a tall order yet such low percentage have met it. So if numbers are accurate that says something pretty bad about the state of players using German vehicles.
@@TheRougeSky yes.
i play a lot of ground assault for grinding stock tanks, and oh boy, german tanks there...
things like the guy getting 10 kills in a flak bus against shermans, or that 4-5 teammates can't kill a churchill from the sides using the proto panther...
i mean if i were gaijin, i would olny allow players to start playing german tanks when they get at least 3 top rank tanks in 2 different tech trees, and getting at least 1 K/D with each.
i am also an arcade player, and german tank players are just as clueless as they are in realistic
He does indeed have mail
Malzi, I really hope you do realize how much we appreciate all of the awesome videos that you put out for us to brighten our days. You are one half of the number one of my favourite War Thunder youtubers. It's guys like you who insired me to learn the game, and seriously start playing, and keep making me co.e back. Thank you man👊🏻🫵🏻🤘🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻❤
I'm a bit curious, how much money have you spent on War thunder?
First rule of Warthunder money spending: 1. We don´t talk about warthunder money spending.
@@RemingtonSVK First rule of wallet warrior club: 1. we dont talk about wallet warrior club.
second rule of wallet warrior club: 2. you DO NOT talk about wallet warrior Club
Third rule of wallet warrior club: 3. someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is NOT over. (show no mercy, cause they will not when you are down)
and last but not least, Fourht rule of wallet warrior club: 4. expect only two guys to a fight. because your teammates never have your back ( 0:50 )
@@mishkalewis8409had me rolling lmfao
The confused tabby cat always makes me laugh
Mail indeed... thanks for shoot delivering my claws and book for graphic design Malzi. And the little depression Zombie Tank
that Tiger II is the embodiment of the community
these minecraft zombie noises applied to wehraboo tiger and panther players is just way too funny
It's Really good to see "Red" technic)))
Average german main 100% volume on erika
And then complains when they died
Don't be hard on that Königstiger, he's doing really good with such severe case of situational awareness deficiency syndrome.
1:18 that dude really living life as a sloth
1:17 his goal is beyond our understanding
Malzi as a fellow classical music enjoyer i have a request. Can you put The Moldau by Smetana in one of your future videos?
Malzi brain goes like : *YEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Mail i your videos always put a smile on my face. Thank you for suffering the abyss that is WT and Gaijin’s snail code nightmare.
At 2:39 little tree protected that French boy... ah, wonders of using HEAT stuff. xD
hehehe,you *BETTER CALL SAUL*
btw, never expected someone to integrate this cat meme this good! I died laughing
YOU GOT MAIL
THE ECONOMIC CHANGES ARE SO GOOD!
German suffers
t-54 STRUGGLE in that bracket
@Malzi whats your opinion on the new roadmap?
Finally you get stock FPE and parts
Where can i check it tho?
@@boki3000steam probably
Might be the best thing to ever come to WT, assuming Gaijin fully goes through with it.
Beep boop you got MAIL it’s called get slapped by shells
Sound editing top tier, malzi favorite german tech tree vehicle?
That shot between the tank barrel and the hull should have been more rewarding.
Them memes and overall video editing is just on point, been laughing so much watching your videos keep them coming!
What happened ohh the neighbours got mail 'booom' 😂
1:05 smartest German mains be like
When Malzi gets mad cancan intensifies.
More of Tom & Jerry sounds pls
malzi videos are like sunflower seeds. never enough.
Average teammate experience
the zombie sounds on that tiger 2 cant be more accurate
german mains always get tunnel vision , always pass the enemy , thats why they suffer
I think the T 34 just as confused as you were
Finally, i've been waiting the entire afternoon for this video❤
0:45 this is the reason why german tanks get br buff.
Think, german! Think!
always a pleasure to see a nuke drop
I love your vids. question, what do you use to record
great news Malzi, with Gaijin's newest economy plan, your pain grind is about to end
That tiger 2 was the average console player
Malzi should use the femur breaker scream more often
6k on vehicle research with 10 kill and a nuke ☠☠☠☠
0:34 this is why i watch this
At 1:12.........you should have let that T34 kill that blind ass Tiger.............but also i wonder..............can you shoot the nuke bomb in the air?
I swear to god that Tiger 2 player owns every Tier 5 and 6 premium and quits after 3 seconds
right now i watched you playing bmp-1 and i decided to play one game on this. and it was nuke!
Damn blind player are real in War thunder
There must be enough "clean" nuclear bombs in this game, because almost at the epicenter of the explosion, the Geiger counter gives out a faint crackling.
Malzi play something Not OP Challenge: FINALLY SUCCEEDED! I will take full credit for bullying Malzi into playing things that aren't OP. Do a Churchill VII next, the true test of skill.
I am let down by lack of better call Saul intro music on BMP
Hi, Malzi, what do you think about the future update from Gaijin?🧐
you NUKED yourself!🤣
by the way, I actually did one of the things you did with a bomb, except I dropped it directly on an aircraft
Bruh I don’t even play WT but I’ve watched every Malz video the day they’ve come out for like 4 months straight
How many hours do you spend on playing WT per day?
Malzi is probably an ardent fan of Breaking Bad, since he uses memes
I swear yesterday when I activated a 150% booster and played germany 5.3 my whole team decided to camp on the spawn and we lost. Classic german main moment
4:04 ATTACK THE D POINT
Road map just dropped
do you use a sound pack for the guns?
German mains....
Average Tiger players
Your average German players:
Was waiting for the 'you got nuclear mail'
Never came. Slightly disappointed
wow ur game is so bright
Big package for enemy team
3:07 Gaijub Moment
when will we have "You Got a Package"
**dial up connecting sounds**
1:00 part of me would want to let the t29 live long enough to kill the guy.
Daym soviets are suffering at 6.3
Malzi: deletes almost everything he sees
Comments: “Soviets are suffering”
@@ltrttl Meanwhile, my ultra-giga heavy overtiered American tank:
*Gets penetrated at 89 degrees in the thickest spot by some Soviet APC fantasy BS*
@@lector-dogmatixsicarii1537 it's not that thicc though
I just unlocked the tiger and I’m destroying tanks so much faster now also when should I start playing realistic instead of arcade
Mind posting your keybinds/keybind export file?
What are you settings? your game looks edible
hey @Malzi , what do you think about the road map on gaijdin web site ?
I love malzi
malzi ooh ooh aah aah🐵
You a No1😂
I’m back to humbly request a vid on the Churchill NA75
what do you think about the new economy changes?
Losing the game?
No matter
Spawn in the NUKE, GGWP
It's amazes me how stupid the average War Thunder player is. That Tiger II driving by that T34 was something else.
screw premium time, give me an option to not be matched with germany and I'll pay any sum.
emails
1:45 😂😂😂😂
My daily video 🎉🎉
Wow I like the 3k
Why does the BMP-1s small HEAT shell do a million time more damage than a french 105mm HEAT shell?