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  • čas přidán 15. 05. 2019
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  • @ello7720
    @ello7720 Před 4 lety +2268

    $10 this “Selene” girl is a reference to that Lunar scythe game yandere dev first created 💀

    • @jowikangaroo4710
      @jowikangaroo4710 Před 4 lety +102

      Lmao Yan dev's not even hiding that this is clearly the main character from that game

    • @kroliczekkk
      @kroliczekkk Před 3 lety +17

      DRFFGGHFGLH

    • @jeanbacus
      @jeanbacus Před 3 lety +6

      SJJCNOWLMSMDXKMNNKDJDMMSKKWKKKWNDN
      ME:WUTTTT

    • @gayce6662
      @gayce6662 Před 3 lety +7

      SGAJAISOASISINSNSJ

    • @ctatunem4558
      @ctatunem4558 Před 3 lety +6

      SDYUTRYJDE

  • @xxdandilinxx4076
    @xxdandilinxx4076 Před 5 lety +478

    For some reason i have something deep down in my gut that tells me that Megami is "selene2005", because if you watched Yanderedev's student council video, Megami is the one that's not in the game yet and shes the one that claims she will do anything for justice and i think that she's trying to get answers out of Yan-chan through this Yan-cord

    • @lucy9520
      @lucy9520 Před 5 lety +8

      ALONEWOLF fv good point.

    • @fosminclorin
      @fosminclorin Před 5 lety +7

      Smart

    • @aa-om7cv
      @aa-om7cv Před 5 lety +7

      ALONEWOLF fv
      Oooooooo that’s smart

    • @adnexy5381
      @adnexy5381 Před 5 lety +6

      I though the same.

    • @zyntale
      @zyntale Před 5 lety +26

      ALONEWOLF fv Well it would not make much sense, considering that Yandere Dev said these things won’t have any effect on Yandere Sim’s story. Not until AFTER the main story has ended. Which also means after Megami.
      Not to mention. YanDev said there will be 50 of these. I personally believe that by 50 he meant 5 per week[One per day like we se here ] .Since there are 10 weeks that equals fifty. So that also includes after Megami.

  • @kofunshota_rose7820
    @kofunshota_rose7820 Před 4 lety +2770

    I love how this game has so many anime references

    • @treesap197
      @treesap197 Před 4 lety +188

      Love the game hate the creator😒

    • @Lowtiersribtard
      @Lowtiersribtard Před 3 lety +14

      Tree Sap why exactly?

    • @oaix8100
      @oaix8100 Před 3 lety +63

      William Afton
      His actions towards fans probably

    • @babythesidehoe9656
      @babythesidehoe9656 Před 3 lety +102

      @@oaix8100 even if he isn't a good person people telling him to go die isn't helping the matter. Everyone was mad that he didn't get Osana and now everyone is mad because she is to buggy. Programming and coding is so hard! LET alone he is doing 3d models!! Everyone should be happy that he got her out

    • @jelenalandman2481
      @jelenalandman2481 Před 3 lety +70

      @@babythesidehoe9656 please watch some youtube videos about him made by so many other people, im not saying theyre all 100% true but maybe you'll figure out more about him. also it took him 6 years to release osana..

  • @zerohill1582
    @zerohill1582 Před 3 lety +981

    “A man gets amnesia and cannot remember the crime he committed”
    *Light Yagami has entered the chat*

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 Před 2 lety +12

      I would forgive the man who got amnesia

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 Před 2 lety +11

      I wouldn't forgive the man. Or, more like, the one who committed it. That body and previous consciousness is the perpetrator so someone has to be punished for their crimes. Justice needs to be delivered.

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 Před 2 lety +8

      @@booperdooper9762 so you see the world in black and white.

    • @shawtywong5940
      @shawtywong5940 Před 2 lety +1

      ZBEDnFNhkgfAFGgdgndsdhsgjshkdthkgkgjhkgod

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 Před 2 lety +3

      @@shawtywong5940 thank you for your hard work and contributions our society cheers you on in Hope's that you will continue wha you do

  • @TiaMiki
    @TiaMiki Před 5 lety +924

    Ayano: "I'm not a judge"
    Jay: "ORDER, OOOORDER!"

    • @cinny1313
      @cinny1313 Před 5 lety +22

      You just gotta love that judge voice😂😂😂

    • @joerobiso1393
      @joerobiso1393 Před 5 lety +2

      Tia Miki haha!!! XD

    • @SkyMikaylah
      @SkyMikaylah Před 5 lety +3

      i saw this comment once jay said that xd

    • @stickyice6947
      @stickyice6947 Před 5 lety +14

      Ayano : I'm not a -
      Jay : Objection!

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 Před 5 lety +8

      @@stickyice6947 Ayano: Objection overruled.

  • @sincromelon2912
    @sincromelon2912 Před 5 lety +3636

    The real question is: Who killed Horuda Perusu? just a bug or some awesome plot device?

    • @heretostartdrama2086
      @heretostartdrama2086 Před 5 lety +256

      Idk why I felt like someone else killed her ._.
      *or im just so confused*

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 Před 5 lety +348

      I thought she killed herself if she gets bullied too much, so either it was a bug or it's an example

    • @lucyaprilyui
      @lucyaprilyui Před 5 lety +81

      Maybe she killed herself because she got bullied too much

    • @L0tus_P0nd
      @L0tus_P0nd Před 5 lety +89

      Or was it Selene2005's real name?

    • @khaenriya
      @khaenriya Před 5 lety +184

      Maybe Jay accidentally pressed the spawn mindslave button and because Ayano didnt give Horuda any victims, she ended up killing herself

  • @Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic
    @Starry._.Celestial._.Cosmic Před 3 lety +461

    Jay saying "sus" and then a year later it becomes literally the code word for "Among Us"💀

    • @Kaguyafx
      @Kaguyafx Před 3 lety +14

      Amog sus🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

    • @anushasingh3548
      @anushasingh3548 Před 3 lety +7

      Anomg sus 😎

    • @hippugamer6689
      @hippugamer6689 Před rokem +3

      i fell old relising that among us was 2 years ago

    • @carolinedewaeghe3138
      @carolinedewaeghe3138 Před rokem

      @@hippugamer6689 among us came out in 2018, basically 5 years ago. not 2 💀

    • @opalsent
      @opalsent Před 11 měsíci

      I’ve used it before as well, it was definitely a thing before among us

  • @queenmayz7728
    @queenmayz7728 Před 3 lety +195

    “Man don’t talk to random people on Discord at 3 am”
    Me: 👀

    • @NGOracle
      @NGOracle Před 3 lety +11

      @I believe in Rengoku supremacy nah fam that’s when I eat dry Cheerios

    • @trub_
      @trub_ Před 3 lety +1

      why does everyone in my zoom classes have the same pfp as you

    • @lucas8141
      @lucas8141 Před 3 lety

      @I believe in Rengoku supremacy what is sleep?

    • @lucas8141
      @lucas8141 Před 3 lety +1

      @I believe in Rengoku supremacy I- sorry but I preffer watching anime or yt till 6 AM

    • @lucas8141
      @lucas8141 Před 3 lety

      @I believe in Rengoku supremacy I ususally wake up at 10 lmao

  • @charliebunny6627
    @charliebunny6627 Před 5 lety +5660

    Selene2005 is basically the Japanese schoolgirl version of Thanos

  • @fatherivesinned5775
    @fatherivesinned5775 Před 5 lety +1793

    jay: *chooses an answer that seems rude*
    me, clutching my heart: *wait that’s illegal*

    • @he_luvz_d3stiny87
      @he_luvz_d3stiny87 Před 4 lety +5

      U sound like sssniperwolf now 😑

    • @chestar9380
      @chestar9380 Před 4 lety +57

      @@he_luvz_d3stiny87 b r u h
      Wait that's illegal wasn't created by Lia it's a meme. :b

    • @vulpitza_exe5248
      @vulpitza_exe5248 Před 4 lety +20

      Gacha Dessy how does that sound like Sssniperwolf at all?

    • @he_luvz_d3stiny87
      @he_luvz_d3stiny87 Před 4 lety +3

      @@vulpitza_exe5248 I've heard her say so many times THATS ILLEGAL

    • @he_luvz_d3stiny87
      @he_luvz_d3stiny87 Před 4 lety +3

      @AMagesticPineacorn :3 I've never heard the meme but if it really is a meme im sorry for saying lea said that and crap like that I don't want anymore hate =-=

  • @NatLovesCats666
    @NatLovesCats666 Před 4 lety +156

    Now that I’m re-watching this i think that the ship she was talking about was in the town with mr Saiko’s son watching ayano from the balcony
    😬😬😬

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven Před 2 lety +16

      Girl... There's no literal ship lol. The "Ship of Theseus" is a philosophical thought experiment that's been debated for thousands of years.

    • @NatLovesCats666
      @NatLovesCats666 Před 2 lety +4

      @@LunarEleven oh alr then.. 😅👍

  • @koro227
    @koro227 Před 3 lety +201

    Plot twist: the person he was actually talking to was senpai.

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 Před rokem +2

      Omg we’re not the only ones! And yea I have considered this possibility before! XD

    • @ZiBichu
      @ZiBichu Před rokem +11

      This makes so much sense senpai is a nerd💀

  • @nefelikaravokyri3184
    @nefelikaravokyri3184 Před 5 lety +1626

    selene2005:if we could kill all the criminals the world would be a better place
    **death note vibes**
    *BE GONE YAGAMI*

  • @slicemolo1370
    @slicemolo1370 Před 5 lety +1310

    Jay:What is this,am I talking to a robot!?!?!?
    Yandere Dev:Well you actually are

  • @elenaipo3899
    @elenaipo3899 Před 3 lety +142

    Wait.. what if Selene is info chan-

  • @k1rst1na
    @k1rst1na Před 3 lety +61

    me tryna read what Selene's saying while jays talking:
    yan-chan: hai there

  • @michaelauberry1564
    @michaelauberry1564 Před 5 lety +338

    So many Phoenix Wright videos lately AND you're giving us more Yandere Sim... Jay, you're really spoiling us, dude!

    • @ashez5583
      @ashez5583 Před 5 lety +6

      Spoiling us, THAT dude, get your facts straight
      XD

    • @Luullaamaa
      @Luullaamaa Před 5 lety +1

      Michael Auberry I SWEAR

  • @comaidune2769
    @comaidune2769 Před 5 lety +9524

    Wait... 1989.. That's when Yandere-Chan's mother was in school wasn't it?

  • @dreamerbell_
    @dreamerbell_ Před 2 lety +42

    The conversations with Selene2005 actually made me think. What they were saying are a dilemma no one has a concrete answer for. It dives deep into topics no one really talks about but are always in the back of our heads. I realized that I might have been asking the same questions unconsciously

    • @gina8914
      @gina8914 Před rokem +1

      Jesus is coming back soon! Repent of your sins , get right with him, & believe in him, so that you may be saved!✝️😊❤️

    • @vic-xp8ky
      @vic-xp8ky Před měsícem +1

      watch death note its about basically the same thing

  • @xgachamellowx786
    @xgachamellowx786 Před 4 lety +158

    “Life Note”...
    Me: wait what- isn’t it death note???? 👁👄👁

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo Před 3 lety +16

      no, it’s a franchise from the Yandere Simulator Cinematic Universe, where the protagonist has a life note where they can write any instruction for any person to perform, except there’s two catches: from the moment the pen touches the paper you only have 60 seconds until the ink turns blood red and the instructions take over the person immediately, and the other catch is that after 60 minutes the instructions will stop even if they are still being executed, you can’t control a person forever - and judging by the wording used in Episode 7, viewable from Ayano’s bedroom, you probably need to be really specific about every step, making sure a 5 year old could follow your instructions, i.e. “make her commit suicide” won’t work, you’ll have to explain every individual action to do, and in episode 7 specifically, it was death by electrocution, where it was written something along the lines of “this person will take a wrench and loosen the closest valve on a pipe until it spills water on the floor, she will then find a screwdriver and a power strip and unscrew the power strip’s plastic cover. She will make sure all the wires are exposed and touching the water that was previously spilled on the floor, and she will then plug the power strip into the wall and step in the puddle”

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo Před 3 lety +3

      Reading back that reply 3 weeks later, i can say that it would likely not work and just make 2 holes in the wall - you have to plug it into a power outlet, not just a wall, a 5 year old would understand “plug it in a wall” as just stick it anywhere in the wall

    • @maamepare6000
      @maamepare6000 Před 3 lety

      mhm 👁👄👁

    • @vic-xp8ky
      @vic-xp8ky Před měsícem

      ​@@sodiboodude it was a big death note reference though...

  • @AlexKensington
    @AlexKensington Před 5 lety +1524

    Now we know why that Discor- I mean.. Yancord Server was empty.

    • @hydr0codon333
      @hydr0codon333 Před 5 lety +14

      Enforcer XV hey guys look i’m quirky and stutter while typing

    • @marblelemonade76
      @marblelemonade76 Před 5 lety +60

      @@hydr0codon333 Thats not a stutter LMAO And actually a lot of real writers use that cut off. So please. Shut up.

    • @marblelemonade76
      @marblelemonade76 Před 5 lety +22

      @Smokey Quartz As a person who likes to write a lot and other friends who like to write a lot, you gotta correct the people who dont know anything about it. *Shrug*

    • @thequietone123
      @thequietone123 Před 5 lety +8

      @@marblelemonade76 but how DOESN'T they know about that?? They've been on the internet before, I assume?

    • @marblelemonade76
      @marblelemonade76 Před 5 lety +2

      @@thequietone123 Theres a thing called idiots or people who dont pay attention in school, like me lmao

  • @theawkwardoneyesi3466
    @theawkwardoneyesi3466 Před 5 lety +410

    I love how Jay says “Evil” it makes me laugh every single time 😂

    • @piyo4990
      @piyo4990 Před 5 lety +4

      We need to make 10 hours video for that ùwú

    • @caitlyncreates
      @caitlyncreates Před 5 lety +1

      Same XD

    • @dolphinman170
      @dolphinman170 Před 5 lety +1

      Very Witty Name *ORDAH* *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAAAAAAAAAAAHHH*

  • @izzycooper9742
    @izzycooper9742 Před 3 lety +33

    I actually think the legal system would charge the two murderers differently. I'm by no means an expert on the legal system or anything like that, but I know a bit about it. One of the things I learned in my random US Law studying sessions is that the intent of a crime plays a big factor in how a punishment is given. A person who robbed a store for their starving family vs one who robbed for greedy purposes would receive different degrees of punishment.
    Any law buffs out there, please correct me. I'd love to learn more about how the legal system works with these kinds of cases.

    • @lirenxin5472
      @lirenxin5472 Před rokem +5

      They will work differently because these stuff won't always go on trial. In US in particular, you have a lawyer that will represent you, and if it's a penal crime the State Attorney might give you a plea just because of different reasons of committing a crime. The DA is worried about public fame too, so if even it was some non-justifiable reason by law but justifiable reason by natural feelings (like revenge) they won't go too harsh because the public will protest.
      By law, though, stealing in both ways whether due to sustain of a family or for greed is intention, so by law the punishment should be the same. However things work differently practically due to different lawyers, precedence, charges against you, politics, etc.

  • @biscuit3456
    @biscuit3456 Před 3 lety +20

    “Geez...harsh” coming from the person that wants every person that ever commited a crime to go on death row

  • @alexb1486
    @alexb1486 Před 5 lety +1828

    Jay: "I don't care about some boat"
    Kenny will remember this

  • @MrItachi345
    @MrItachi345 Před 5 lety +1969

    Selene2005 was actually talking about the prototype game that YanDev made before YanSim... *my god*

  • @spookyoatmeal5605
    @spookyoatmeal5605 Před 4 lety +13

    It's actually still the same ship! When a part on the boat is replaced, that replacements become part of the ship. That means that you'd have to replace all the parts of the ship at once if you wanted it to be a different ship, but then that would basically be just building a new one.

    • @Chan-mf7yo
      @Chan-mf7yo Před 4 lety

      What about replacing almost of the parts,just expect some parts or one part?

    • @spookyoatmeal5605
      @spookyoatmeal5605 Před 4 lety

      then those parts would become new parts of the ship just like the ones that were left

  • @NBazure
    @NBazure Před 3 lety +32

    Remember when everyone forgot about this? Yeah, me too.

  • @spidersinmybutthole
    @spidersinmybutthole Před 5 lety +3073

    damn jay really would get demonetized for us 🥺

    • @claraho1663
      @claraho1663 Před 5 lety +49

      Yayy I got an ad tho

    • @shuasapphic
      @shuasapphic Před 5 lety +3

      😳💕👊🏻

    • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
      @user-kx2zv7tg3u Před 5 lety +140

      I really counted the toes in ur profile picture

    • @boukie
      @boukie Před 5 lety +5

      shay lɪkes stuff oml lmao

    • @user-ry6xn9gd2n
      @user-ry6xn9gd2n Před 5 lety +22

      He didn’t get demonetized. Did you not see the ads throughout the videos? He never said that he will definitely get demonetized.

  • @cutepinkyo
    @cutepinkyo Před 5 lety +521

    I just exploded when jay started saying...ORdeR,orDEr

  • @heloves.sophie
    @heloves.sophie Před 3 lety +34

    AhEm plot twist
    Ayano: Man i dont care about this sh*t
    ???: HOW CAN YOU NOT!?
    Ayano p: I only care about my Senpi Taro Yamada
    Senpi: I am Taro Yamada
    Ayano: WOW I LOVE THESE CRIME STORIE THINGS DID YOU KNOW I COMIT CRIME?
    Senpi: o-o
    Taro Yamada has left the chat

  • @xcinato
    @xcinato Před 4 lety +27

    Can we just give props to Jay for putting in random clips so our eyes can have a break from all of the texts? Like thank you, appreciate it man.

  • @derpywolfplayz4812
    @derpywolfplayz4812 Před 5 lety +2083

    Jay: I fell like we're talking to a robot right now
    Me: should I break the news to Him?

    • @kawaiasf4617
      @kawaiasf4617 Před 5 lety +73

      Derpy Wolf Playz no let him figure it out himself

    • @sylviafox556
      @sylviafox556 Před 5 lety +50

      Derpy wolf playz
      Jay: I *feel* like we're talking to a robot right now
      Me: should I break the news to him?

    • @nancybiglow5823
      @nancybiglow5823 Před 5 lety +10

      *feel

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu Před 5 lety +14

      You shouldnt feel like its a robot.:/ even if it is.

    • @babuof5268
      @babuof5268 Před 5 lety +11

      @@sylviafox556 stop it...get some help

  • @evelin0005
    @evelin0005 Před 5 lety +1138

    Man, Selene sounds like Light Yagami with a pinch of Thanos...

    • @JohnNouzen
      @JohnNouzen Před 5 lety +64

      LollyLin for some reason, I have a lingering suspicion its Senpai. With Selene’s... strong sense of justice.

    • @evelin0005
      @evelin0005 Před 5 lety +41

      @@JohnNouzen I agree, it could be senpapi under the name of a fictional character (I mean, they're both fictional... ahem...). I agree that it could be senpapi and if it really is, then it could mean that our dear yandere-chan can get to know other sides of senpapi than just the quiet reader.

    • @kri4412
      @kri4412 Před 5 lety +19

      Yan Dev making selene: Im on the right hook. *spills psychopathic personality* oops.

    • @kenadimcelroy5119
      @kenadimcelroy5119 Před 5 lety +2

      I just actually comment about that
      😂😂😅

    • @4330LVNDR
      @4330LVNDR Před 5 lety

      Did you copt this comment? I saw one that was made long before yours but idk dont @ me

  • @kenmascontroller4077
    @kenmascontroller4077 Před 3 lety +12

    "Dont talk to strangers on discord at 3 am."
    *me who make friends at 3am on discord cuz it hits different*

  • @ShinusGachaLab
    @ShinusGachaLab Před 3 lety +9

    The part where Selene starts yapping about the 'Ship of Theseus'Things,you put Senpai on the screen,and I was like,"Well,that makes sense since he's a nerd,but he doesn't seem to start yapping about what he's reading.Hes just silent"

  • @dd-hz4lb
    @dd-hz4lb Před 5 lety +7983

    Selene2005: " ight I gotta go to bed, I'll talk tomorrow"
    Ayano: " ok talk to you later"
    *Selene last seen 6 years ago*

  • @rickyrickster1303
    @rickyrickster1303 Před 5 lety +2858

    “it might be a he-he” 12:22
    *michael jackson smiles*

    • @kit16119
      @kit16119 Před 5 lety +88

      *Michael Jackson wants to know your location*

    • @trashmix2184
      @trashmix2184 Před 5 lety +64

      *Michele Jackson has your ip address even if you have a VPN he still knows your country and state and your address*

    • @stressed-mess131
      @stressed-mess131 Před 5 lety +21

      Legit read the comment the same time he said it

    • @lvcrl
      @lvcrl Před 5 lety +9

      Lol I love Michael Jackson

    • @lvcrl
      @lvcrl Před 5 lety +2

      Stressed-mess happens to me all the time 😂

  • @puncture4093
    @puncture4093 Před 4 lety +19

    "I feel like I'm talking to a robot!"
    Who's gonna tell him?

  • @elawinjala1635
    @elawinjala1635 Před 3 lety +20

    I wouldn’t report him if he had amnistía because there is no point in punishing him if he doesn’t know what he is being punished for!

    • @sleepylilwolf1749
      @sleepylilwolf1749 Před 3 lety +4

      Me too

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 Před 3 lety +1

      You would tell him...

    • @elawinjala1635
      @elawinjala1635 Před 3 lety +4

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 he still doesn’t remember doing it, its like it was an entirely different person who did it. Lose of memories leads the lose of personality!

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 Před 2 lety +1

      Whomever was affected by his previous actions are still affected even if he gets amnesia. It doesn't change anything. I would report him as justice still needs to be served.

  • @brettyboi6613
    @brettyboi6613 Před 5 lety +2271

    This is probably the coolest unnecessary update yandere Dev has added to the game

    • @defaultset
      @defaultset Před 5 lety +85

      But at the end of the day. It's unnecessary

    • @milk_chocolxte
      @milk_chocolxte Před 5 lety +110

      @Archerfish Johns
      I would rather play a game that's fun to play with many things like this rather than something just about the main plot and gameplay.

    • @milk_chocolxte
      @milk_chocolxte Před 5 lety +10

      @bretty boi
      That and the Fun Girl easter egg.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 5 lety +32

      @@defaultset Well, he said that it's tied to a stat in the game that doesn't have any purpose yet and to one of the demons, so not quite unnecessary.

    • @tavs4106
      @tavs4106 Před 5 lety +3

      No. Thats mandere

  • @zurikux8005
    @zurikux8005 Před 5 lety +555

    Considering Ayano's response choices, she's really smart

    • @Lee-yq5lq
      @Lee-yq5lq Před 5 lety +25

      That's tru

    • @momomoon4936
      @momomoon4936 Před 5 lety +34

      Qualities of a Yandere

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 5 lety +13

      Gotta be to get away with murder....sometimes

  • @aqua3418
    @aqua3418 Před 3 lety +9

    "But I'm a completely different person now"
    Proves that you've been replaced!!!

  • @MuichiroWorshipCult
    @MuichiroWorshipCult Před 9 měsíci +2

    Yancord person; A serial killer, but she only kills criminals-
    Me: KIRAAAAA? *Deathnote flashbacks intesnsify*

  • @biosan7583
    @biosan7583 Před 5 lety +353

    15:08 lmao👏😂😂 we gotta love ace attorney and jay the judge

  • @brwnsugahaps
    @brwnsugahaps Před 4 lety +2289

    Yan-Chan: I don’t care about some boat
    Selene: No, it’s not an actual boat! It’s a hypothetical boat!
    Me: but it’s still a boat

    • @anahi-fz1ke
      @anahi-fz1ke Před 4 lety +18

      When I saw this I was like"aRE yOU dUm sEliNE2005 iTs sTiLl a bOaR

    • @anahi-fz1ke
      @anahi-fz1ke Před 4 lety +4

      Ikr he or she Is Dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @anahi-fz1ke
      @anahi-fz1ke Před 4 lety +4

      Truuuuue😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mel-px4qz
      @Mel-px4qz Před 4 lety +4

      Wow that is true

    • @cilinydd9637
      @cilinydd9637 Před 4 lety +1

      *xD *

  • @PopeyedRumble27
    @PopeyedRumble27 Před 4 lety +17

    Most crimes can’t be charged for more than 5 years if not caught

    • @temmie98
      @temmie98 Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks for the info this will be very helpful

  • @z0mbieKats
    @z0mbieKats Před 2 lety +6

    selene2005: Who were you seven years ago?
    yan-chan: I was an emotionless child with a psychopath for a mother and had no reason to live as literally nothing mattered to me.
    *Selene2005 has left the server*

  • @elle3727
    @elle3727 Před 5 lety +521

    “How’d yo type all this in five seconds?”
    Try mystic messenger-

    • @raviedavieu
      @raviedavieu Před 4 lety +13

      Omg haahhahah i honestly wasn't expecting to find someone else who knows mystic messenger hi xD

    • @arson5908
      @arson5908 Před 4 lety +3

      What is that?

    • @masonsmind5383
      @masonsmind5383 Před 4 lety +4

      @@arson5908 An amazing otome game >u>

    • @Alana1234-o4b
      @Alana1234-o4b Před 4 lety +4

      Ikr

    • @mvnyoongiix
      @mvnyoongiix Před 4 lety +14

      @@arson5908 an otome game with boys and one girl that you text then you choose a boys or the girl route to go with and you either get the good ending or bad ending, you get calls and texts, it ruins your sleep routine sometimes also, but u sometimes date them halfway through the route, i completed half of the boys routes and then stopped playing

  • @harumiwashere4733
    @harumiwashere4733 Před 5 lety +1619

    I'm actually concerned about what Selene2005 might do, this got interesting!

    • @Nether64
      @Nether64 Před 5 lety +114

      Plot twist: if you agree with her that exterminating bad ppl is good, she goes after Yan-chan as her new nemesis in a story mode.

    • @zeni5623
      @zeni5623 Před 5 lety +2

      Nether64 yeah your super duper right tho

    • @sapphire0242
      @sapphire0242 Před 5 lety +57

      What if you can use Selene (if they have the life note) and manipulate them into thinking that one of your rivals has to die because they're a bad person, and by talking to Selene every night you can use them to eliminate her?

    • @rosalyn_mae_1832
      @rosalyn_mae_1832 Před 5 lety +8

      Wow hmmmm imagine someone talking u to u about this and u "accidentally" say that exterminating bad people is good or whatever, imagine she stalking u and trying to kill u and only at night, wow thats creepy af

    • @adamcookie26
      @adamcookie26 Před 5 lety +13

      she is going to turn into thanos and snap all bad people away

  • @_StrayKidsForever_
    @_StrayKidsForever_ Před 5 měsíci +3

    This Selene girl is making me question my entire existence 💀

  • @mysticwolf3145
    @mysticwolf3145 Před 4 lety +9

    "Life Note" Sounds like Death Note which is a movie/anime where this guy, Light, finds the Death Note and he writes criminals names down, if you only wright the name and time of death they die of a heart attack but you can influnce how they die and when or by what for example a criminal dies from a car crash after hijacking a bus in the movie

  • @cloudhhhh
    @cloudhhhh Před 5 lety +695

    Kao means face in Japanese
    Kaobook
    Facebook
    Very creative Yandere Dev 👏👏👏👏

  • @flo-we9wu
    @flo-we9wu Před 5 lety +636

    jay really doesn’t care if he gets demonetized

    • @aceus84
      @aceus84 Před 5 lety +40

      ssadcityy nope he stopped saying ‘buckle the fuck up’ because of that reason 😄

    • @cheesy_yeety
      @cheesy_yeety Před 5 lety +5

      @@aceus84 oh ;-;

    • @randomproductions2549
      @randomproductions2549 Před 5 lety +4

      Austin Edwards took the words out of my mouth brother 😔🙏

    • @plubbly3812
      @plubbly3812 Před 5 lety

      @@aceus84 which anime is the girl in your pfp so cute

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 Před 5 lety

      eggroll aegis

  • @ONONONENENEN
    @ONONONENENEN Před rokem +16

    The fact that he said the word Sus before among us did ☠️

    • @peachystrawberrycow7779
      @peachystrawberrycow7779 Před rokem +1

      Among us was made in 2018. This video was made in 2019

    • @artificialpunks
      @artificialpunks Před rokem +6

      not you thinking among us invented sus 😭

    • @ONONONENENEN
      @ONONONENENEN Před rokem +1

      @@peachystrawberrycow7779 the statement "Sus" among us wasn't very popular in 2019

    • @ONONONENENEN
      @ONONONENENEN Před rokem

      I comment for fun and don't take this seriously

  • @queenredlightunbeatablelig7374

    10:00 Senpai: (Sneaks Up in The Screen) Me: Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @it.9076
    @it.9076 Před 4 lety +2679

    2005 means she's 13/14 years old now.
    A 13 year old talking about how murder is the only way to stop crime
    Yall I made this post last year jfc why is everyone getting so hype over it now!!
    Yeah, It’s 2020 this kid would be 14/15 depending on what month they were born. Still. When yandev wrote this character in, this kid would be 13/14.

    • @waterbottle2696
      @waterbottle2696 Před 4 lety +190

      Wait until you realise how young the fanbase is.

    • @cxcaineglow
      @cxcaineglow Před 4 lety +79

      make that 15 now

    • @mosscoveredlog5278
      @mosscoveredlog5278 Před 4 lety +45

      hypocrite 14/15

    • @goofyaahlmbho
      @goofyaahlmbho Před 4 lety +15

      So they made the account when they were born?

    • @D3icide_
      @D3icide_ Před 4 lety +79

      Wheezy some people put there birth year in their username, it doesn’t mean that was when they made the account

  • @MrBlik-ky3cw
    @MrBlik-ky3cw Před 5 lety +3293

    I swear if the next update allows you to download tinder XD.

  • @crystalsummers2293
    @crystalsummers2293 Před 2 lety +7

    Even after all these years I find myself coming back to your videos of Yandere Simulator specifically. Despite how high-energy you make your videos I find it relaxing to watch them while I study.
    Amnesia question: There's no point in punishing a person for a crime they have no concept of. Punishing them at that point does nothing to rehabilitate the perpetrator or improve society and only works to gratify a sense of vengeance, which isn't the same thing as Justice.

    • @mx1ka_t1
      @mx1ka_t1 Před 2 lety

      I agree, but consider this. They are still the same person, so they may be a danger to society. We already know what they're capable of, so even if they don't remember the crime who says they won't do something like that in the future?
      Imo it all comes down to the question if people are born a specific way like good or bad or something in between and they can't change their roots, or if people are made. i actually don't know what i think, but probably the second option..

    • @mx1ka_t1
      @mx1ka_t1 Před 2 lety

      That reminds me of a tik tok sound(i know💀) that says like "everybody is a killer if you push them hard enough" I actually dont know where this is from, but i cant stop thinking about it. Is everyone capable of murder in specific circumstances? You'd probably say that you'd never kill somebody but what if you were born in a different place, raised a different way, seen different things. Is this what makes you you? Or have you always been the same person with the same values and capabilities? Can you actually change completely? What even are you? What makes you you? What makes me me? I probably should stop overthinking but like😭

    • @mx1ka_t1
      @mx1ka_t1 Před 2 lety

      Actually all i said depends on if the amnesia is like you just forget you did it or you forget everything about it, why you did it, what led to it etc

    • @crystalsummers2293
      @crystalsummers2293 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mx1ka_t1 I understand what you're saying. It's all circumstantial, if the amnesiac person remembers what they did/why they did it, they are no longer amnesiac and thus the question no longer applies. That said, I can think of scenarios I would absolutely be driven to taking another life. Luckily those circumstances are as extreme as the action in question, so I never really dwell on it too much. I can also say that the Me that I recognize as Me is the Me that exists in the moment. I as I am now am not who I was a month ago, let alone years ago. There are absolutely things that can happen to change me to the point that the values I hold now could change so drastically as to invert.

  • @stentual5231
    @stentual5231 Před 3 lety +4

    11:25 this guy making me light headed

  • @chantalrose5574
    @chantalrose5574 Před 5 lety +13600

    Plot twist... you were talking to Senpai XD

    • @nameunknown599
      @nameunknown599 Před 5 lety +851

      Chantal Nicholls what if that’s true. I’d love that plot twist

    • @MammaGalindo
      @MammaGalindo Před 5 lety +323

      WHAT!!?!? HE DIDNT KNOW?!?!

    • @venusjtd
      @venusjtd Před 5 lety +921

      that would be such a great and funny plot man!! hahahaha the way yan-chan conquers senpai’s heart is by talking to him at yancord the whole game while she deals with the rivals and in the end she finds out selene2005 is senpai HAHAHAHAHA someone please write the fanfic already

    • @helpless1340
      @helpless1340 Před 5 lety +464

      That would actually be a really good twist, I was thinking Selene is info chan secretly but I like this twist better

    • @kokeko2000
      @kokeko2000 Před 5 lety +42

      XD

  • @warrenkeystone5195
    @warrenkeystone5195 Před 5 lety +410

    Jay: I feel like I’m talking to a robot
    Me: well... you’re not wrong...

    • @comfy.cherries
      @comfy.cherries Před 5 lety +2

      Lol so true 😂

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter Před 5 lety +1

      Jaydee Animations Same I was just like “well...” xd

  • @lionking9601
    @lionking9601 Před 4 lety +2

    Selene2005: have you ever heard about the ship of Theseus ?
    Me : * Distractible vibes*

  • @fritzieolanday1827
    @fritzieolanday1827 Před 3 lety +4

    "This is getting intense"
    Ad: GO
    Me: I AIN'T LEAVING AD

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 Před 5 lety +164

    For the Ship of Theseus:
    The ship cannot be considered materially the same as it was at the start, but, because humans are intensely sentimental, it means the same thing to the sailors. For lack of a better word, it has the same 'spirit'. I would say it's both different and the same.

    • @sylew648
      @sylew648 Před 5 lety +5

      At first I thought it was the ship of thanos

    • @fairycat23
      @fairycat23 Před 5 lety

      That's an interesting take!

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 Před 5 lety +1

      @@sylew648 ah God, don't give me flashbacks to endgame. Have you seen it yet?

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 5 lety +2

      I vibe with this

    • @alunsinus_prime
      @alunsinus_prime Před 5 lety

      Interesting statement. But I think the ship will have the same... purpose. Or was I wrong? Forgive me if there are misconceptions.😅

  • @siamenace4680
    @siamenace4680 Před 5 lety +596

    So, I basically left Discordjust to watch a video about people talking on Discord for 20 minutes.

  • @MuichiroWorshipCult
    @MuichiroWorshipCult Před 9 měsíci +2

    Jay: who talks like this?
    Me: ……………I do…….

  • @dyke-thing-else8601
    @dyke-thing-else8601 Před 4 lety +3

    15:35 reading that message was the most Ive felt someone cared about me and idk if I should laugh or cry

  • @jade8037
    @jade8037 Před 5 lety +976

    I have a minor theory.
    Selene is meant to be a sort of 'moral compass' for Ayano as the game progresses. As Ayano eliminates her rivals, Selene will become obsessed with the topic of finding out who's doing it. It might also be that Selene goes to the same school as Ayano, making another 'roadblock' during the game.
    Edit: woah, that's a lotta likes. Thanks ig for believing in this theory.

    • @V2Chann
      @V2Chann Před 5 lety +41

      I don't know why, but that reminds me of Danganronpa. But yeah, I agree!

    • @mae5167
      @mae5167 Před 5 lety +49

      That's a great theory! And the more we eliminate the rivals the "hard" way, the more Selene will become a problem to us... That would be so cool

    • @jade8037
      @jade8037 Před 5 lety +52

      To elaborate, Selene will start to share her/his findings with Ayano. I think Selene would hear about a death/murder (whom would be most likely the 1st rival) and look deeper into it. Through the research Selene may transfer to the school where the murder takes place (Ayano's school). While the game progresses I can think of a couple of outcomes.
      1) Selene will find Ayano at school and they'll become "best friends." Ayano will be able to manipulate Selene in different ways, maybe by making him/her distract other students (without needing the Reputation (REP) points. Or perhaps framing one of Ayano's rival to be the so called "Evil Murder" that Selene is after. This would cause Selene to eliminate that rival, instead of Ayano.
      2) Opposite of theory 1, Selene will become suspicious of Ayano. I believe Selene would act kind of like the photography club does, but a bit more intense. By intense I mean Selene may go around looking for Ayano if she has does anything weird. This would interrupt Ayano's activities.
      I think if Selene would become a major part of the game, she/he would be around the ending of the game, as it seems a bit much for the beginning of the game.

    • @BoxGirl9
      @BoxGirl9 Před 5 lety +1

      Oof yeah

    • @justflo7322
      @justflo7322 Před 5 lety +20

      Hmm, that depends. Seeing as this is a wide spectrum of social media, it comes from all over. Although there are some odds Selene might go to Ayano's school (slim ones, granted), I honestly doubt it. Selene mentions coming from a high criminal stated country, with a murder rate of 33% in her city. Judging by the state of Akademi High and the overall worldbuilding, I doubt Ayano lives in such a state unless the school, the environment we're provided, is a cloaking mechanism for the outside world. Still, the odds are quite slim, and I honestly doubt Selene would possibly go to her school unless intentionally baiting Ayano; being a person such as Info-Chan who knows Ayano's morals and intentions and is purposely trying to question her morality and humanity.

  • @HaruOkumuraNoir
    @HaruOkumuraNoir Před 5 lety +627

    I think Selene killed Horuda.

  • @FlameTheFaithful
    @FlameTheFaithful Před 2 lety +1

    Lmfao Selene was typing while playing a game. Also yo her mom shoulda really been looking at her socials bc I think her mom would be so concerned about her child 😂

  • @saphirelittle352
    @saphirelittle352 Před 3 lety +6

    i love how jay is making it literally impossible for me to read the text properly by distracting tf outta me

  • @sprinkletinkle780
    @sprinkletinkle780 Před 5 lety +405

    Selene2005: *9000,0000 words on chat per second*
    Yan-Chan: *1 word per min*

    • @dcdaniel8083
      @dcdaniel8083 Před 5 lety +7

      AlexaNeko xd honestly looks like text conversations in a relationship lol her vs him

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 5 lety +1

      dc Daniel *Im not mad but ugh*
      *what?*
      *insert every word in the dictionary*

    • @supercock2526
      @supercock2526 Před 5 lety +4

      I letter per 10 MINUTES

  • @ingeniousmayjayva1866
    @ingeniousmayjayva1866 Před 5 lety +223

    I mean, the man with amnesia, it would be different. You could let the police know about the incriminating evidence that this man has murdered someone, and once you’re in the courthouse, they will take the fact that he has amnesia into perspective and go on from there. It depends on the circumstances, he could even get death penalty, but the thing is, that’s not for the person who turned him in to decide.

  • @lyuup8924
    @lyuup8924 Před 3 lety +10

    Selene: talking about her random stuff
    Ayano: listening to everything their saying
    Jay: listening, answering, and reacting to everything they say
    Me: SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT ALREADY

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 Před 2 lety

      The conversations are the point.. It's the philosophy of what act should be carried to deliver justice and to whom. Who is considered bad or good. What the hell were you on about? What's the point of your impatience if the "point" of watching this video is to see Jay's reactions and all the dialogue?

  • @Sillythebilly418
    @Sillythebilly418 Před 3 lety +1

    15:11
    Ayano : I am not judge
    Jay : ORDER ORDERRRR
    Me : OBJECTION

  • @miachan4552
    @miachan4552 Před 5 lety +524

    I love how she blinks when he says ‘buckle up!’

  • @insertkahootname6233
    @insertkahootname6233 Před 5 lety +428

    Selen was playing MWS while typing sonic speed about the game
    Was he typing with his toes?
    *straight up dancing on the keyboard

    • @ZeroSable
      @ZeroSable Před 5 lety +2

      You can still have a game up and tab over to type. At least that's possible for discord.

    • @dallisor7548
      @dallisor7548 Před 5 lety +1

      I thought it was a she...

    • @patriciavicente374
      @patriciavicente374 Před 5 lety

      Sexist

    • @Tootlez
      @Tootlez Před 5 lety

      @@patriciavicente374 how?

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 Před 5 lety

      @@ixkazukoo6470 yes please

  • @unusedaccountsec
    @unusedaccountsec Před měsícem +2

    selene is the DEFINITION OF YAPPING

  • @ishigami_senku
    @ishigami_senku Před 3 lety +1

    Selene2005: hey, you're back! I'm glad I didn't scare you off, lol.
    Oh, you poor little thing, you have no idea who you are talking to.

  • @delphoxhoopa7289
    @delphoxhoopa7289 Před 5 lety +300

    Those random clips and pictures make this hilarious!😂😁
    ....Seriously, though I want to know what Selene's gonna do....🤔

    • @Naviivaan
      @Naviivaan Před 5 lety +1

      Dragongirl 98765 i agree with that! It sounds like something Ayano would do. All she wants is Taro, after she gets him, she can be normal again, but regrets her actions from before.

    • @ThisIsHowToBeInLoveWithYou
      @ThisIsHowToBeInLoveWithYou Před 5 lety +2

      He/she HAVES AN ACTUAL DEATH NOTE-
      I mean life note-

  • @jujub3
    @jujub3 Před 5 lety +325

    12:24 Jay: “it might be a he-he”
    “Hee-hee”
    AYOWOKI: HEE-HEE!
    JAY IS THE AYOWOKI DUN DUN DUN

    • @Chanceogal
      @Chanceogal Před 5 lety +11

      I thought of Michel Jaycson

    • @tarakieta
      @tarakieta Před 5 lety +6

      And also OOORDEEER, man, I love those references!

    • @cyberkittii
      @cyberkittii Před 5 lety +1

      @@Chanceogal same

  • @TeaTabby
    @TeaTabby Před rokem +3

    15:10 his ace attorney series LOL

  • @kokichioma2908
    @kokichioma2908 Před 3 lety +4

    Akane's WAP juice😍

  • @milkshake8056
    @milkshake8056 Před 5 lety +744

    *all sociopaths getting nervous about selene2005 conversation on Friday*

    • @dhbu
      @dhbu Před 5 lety +9

      Taehyung's Tea lol yup, also love your profile picture, Tae is my bias

    • @marsargo69
      @marsargo69 Před 5 lety +1

      Bts

    • @fanafarhana4629
      @fanafarhana4629 Před 5 lety +1

      Army

    • @skinnyminnie6587
      @skinnyminnie6587 Před 5 lety +11

      omg can y'all stop saying army it literally doesn't mention bts and btw im an army too but u guys are so annoyed sometimes

    • @3v1l73ddy
      @3v1l73ddy Před 5 lety +8

      If they're getting nervous they aren't very good sociopaths haha

  • @lolaz82
    @lolaz82 Před 5 lety +1046

    I have one!
    Add Kizana to the game like you did in a previous video
    If you type the arrow keys: up, up, down, down, left, right, left right, B, A. her hair should change its color!
    Like this so Jay can see

  • @hallieblake3229
    @hallieblake3229 Před měsícem +3

    Horuda killed herself😭

  • @Jay-S04
    @Jay-S04 Před 4 lety +5

    “Every single cell has been replaced”
    Nerve cells- -__-

  • @lillyhoward247
    @lillyhoward247 Před 5 lety +214

    "I feel like I'm talking to a freakin robot! "
    *ummm..... Who's gonna tell him*

  • @alyd1071
    @alyd1071 Před 4 lety +6137

    She's a serial killer, but she's only killing criminals-
    *Light Yagami Has Entered The Chat*

  • @ahmedyaboi_3116
    @ahmedyaboi_3116 Před 3 lety +5

    17:00 Did jay just say sus in 2019?

  • @QweRtyUioPaSDfGhjKlZXCvBNM_

    Technically, a replaced cell has the same DNA and is from an old cell so it is NOT a different person your staring at.

  • @heartache7386
    @heartache7386 Před 5 lety +878

    *” Come on, give me memes not carbage! ”*
    _me in school_

  • @cupcakeBoygatchatube
    @cupcakeBoygatchatube Před 5 lety +971

    My discord is like
    Me: hey guys
    *Three hours laters*
    Person 1: sup
    *Three more hours later*
    Person 2: hi

  • @vintagecrayon4504
    @vintagecrayon4504 Před 3 lety +1

    Normal person: Evil. Jay: EEeEeeEVvvVvVVIiIIiiLlLLll!

  • @madisoneve258
    @madisoneve258 Před 3 lety +1

    I didn’t listen to the things you were saying because I was to distracted by the yan-chan box lmao

  • @alexle1331
    @alexle1331 Před 5 lety +656

    “I’d turn him in and let him pay for his crime”
    *THE REAPER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @kokeko2000
      @kokeko2000 Před 5 lety

      LOL

    • @rageboy1769
      @rageboy1769 Před 5 lety

      I am the 400 people's who liked

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 Před 5 lety +1

      WhattaLongName I wouldn’t turn him in either way. They have changed.

    • @shirohatsu5181
      @shirohatsu5181 Před 5 lety

      @@qwertyasdf4081 yeah, me too

    • @miguelvelazquez358
      @miguelvelazquez358 Před 5 lety

      167st nevagonhapen Avenue
      In yeet u off the cliff us
      To the reeper not to kill me until mha season 23 is out😂

  • @leigh3659
    @leigh3659 Před rokem +1

    15:10 Jay’s Ace Attorney Judge voice 😂

  • @Lua-um4gz
    @Lua-um4gz Před 4 lety +7

    I can’t believe this video is already 1 year old I even remember the notification of the video

  • @zelimarponte
    @zelimarponte Před 5 lety +194

    Game: I'm not a lawyer
    Jay: Yeah I am
    Clip: ORDAH ORDAH
    Me: spilled water over my keyboard and started yelling OBJECTION