Busted by a Mall Cop #2 - Officer Corvus Clemmons (ASMR)

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  • @EphemeralRift
    @EphemeralRift  Před 7 lety +2002

    Reward for anyone who finds Corvus' tie that he lost somewhere in the mall.

    • @Z_coburn
      @Z_coburn Před 7 lety +40

      Ephemeral Rift check in his food

    • @Sapphoroso
      @Sapphoroso Před 7 lety +19

      Ephemeral Rift you should have bought me some food :(

    • @ashvslife
      @ashvslife Před 7 lety +44

      Has he checked his beak? You can fit quite a bit in there

    • @jpeike1314
      @jpeike1314 Před 7 lety +5

      Ephemeral Rift your the best unkle E

    • @zzlord4309
      @zzlord4309 Před 7 lety +15

      Do plague doctors wear ties; unless he holds in inside his shirt or is it some referance from the film Paul Blart : Mall Cop?

  • @bohdanvondabelsky5972
    @bohdanvondabelsky5972 Před 7 lety +894

    ER: I want to make ASMR to help people sleep
    ER: *makes a universe so interesting with quirky and iconic characters that people don't want to go to sleep*

  • @melasmr9756
    @melasmr9756 Před 7 lety +2275

    I don't even know if I watch Eph Rift for ASMR or entertainement anymore.

    • @nuttygeezer830
      @nuttygeezer830 Před 7 lety +149

      Don't question it, embrace it

    • @aespyro
      @aespyro Před 7 lety +51

      Mel ASMR
      why not both

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy Před 7 lety +55

      Both! 'Normal' ASMR videos are guys and girls tapping on things. Rift's are him tapping on your brain.

    • @waitingwillfill
      @waitingwillfill Před 7 lety +4

      Yes

    • @miple7202
      @miple7202 Před 7 lety +10

      I am no doctor, but that does not sound good for ur health if he is tapping on ur(or my) brain

  • @katelnrigby101
    @katelnrigby101 Před 7 lety +623

    I'm pretty sure shoplifting is the LEAST of our worries with a xenomorph running around

  • @bumblemcgrumbles7720
    @bumblemcgrumbles7720 Před 7 lety +665

    You gotta hand it to Corvus. He's a doctor, the pope, Santa Claus, a security officer, and probably more. Dude knows how to make the most out of his part time jobs. Gotta feed his family *somehow* I suppose.

  • @Squidly3005
    @Squidly3005 Před 7 lety +607

    you know the mall needs extra security when a chair is wanted for shoplifting.

    • @alexhackett1312
      @alexhackett1312 Před 7 lety +48

      Squidly 12
      As well as a mathematical equation and a dolphin.

    • @Gakulon
      @Gakulon Před 7 lety +28

      Alex Hackett And a dead author

    • @louiefields2211
      @louiefields2211 Před 7 lety +7

      except pi isn't an equation, moron lol

    • @trintle4219
      @trintle4219 Před 7 lety +10

      Squidly 12 I think that's a Rick and Morty reference.

    • @christopherweaver9543
      @christopherweaver9543 Před 7 lety +25

      Don't you dare underestimate the power of that chair, it once took down a lion with its bare legs

  • @c.r.4985
    @c.r.4985 Před 6 lety +283

    Corvus isnt even being subtle.
    He's just like, "Okay Im going to knock you out and the bring you to an asylum to be experimented on."

  • @Molotovyeen
    @Molotovyeen Před 7 lety +403

    Corvus has hands? I always imagined another pair of gloves under his gloves

    • @nomad_9991
      @nomad_9991 Před 7 lety +26

      Digital_Static their fairly new. He had them put on during the cooking segment in Arkham Sanitariums kitchen

    • @groove4528
      @groove4528 Před 7 lety +24

      It's like fighting a boss with two health bars, you get rid of the first pair, and BAM! There's another right there waiting for ya.

    • @tylerthomas7266
      @tylerthomas7266 Před 7 lety +9

      Digital_Static kinda like kakashi sensai

    • @faellcedaer5034
      @faellcedaer5034 Před 7 lety +13

      "This isn't even my final form."

    • @yumachinasake2789
      @yumachinasake2789 Před 5 lety +5

      You remind me of the meme with a guy running around on a police car and he has 2 blue buckets on his head and gets one knocked of to reveal another

  • @pidgin__
    @pidgin__ Před 7 lety +273

    "it may not be fda approved, but we approve."

  • @octoberwind3874
    @octoberwind3874 Před 7 lety +170

    This concept is hilarious. The uniform over Corvus' regular clothes is perfect. I love the absurd-ism of Rift's humor.

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 Před 5 lety

      How is it absurd?

    • @cdsatcher
      @cdsatcher Před 5 lety +21

      Robin Gilliver
      The fact that a Plague Doctor confirmed to be from the Dark Ages is working a side job as a Mall Cop, and is still wearing his mask all the while.
      That's absurd, is it not?

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 Před 5 lety +1

      @@cdsatcher
      No.

  • @SpaceAgeASMR
    @SpaceAgeASMR Před 7 lety +869

    Times must be tough if all of the characters have to take second or third jobs as a security guard. I guess the Sanitarium does not pay so well then, or it pays with something else entirely...

    • @alexhackett1312
      @alexhackett1312 Před 7 lety +52

      Space Age ASMR
      They pay in Tingles, sadly Tingles don't translate into commonly used currency very well. Exchange rates are roughly equal to the Zimbabwe dollar to the British pound.

    • @SpaceAgeASMR
      @SpaceAgeASMR Před 7 lety +11

      Alex Hackett Makes sense, thats a terrible rate. Must have been a hyperinflation of Tingles. While relaxing, tingles don't pay the bills.

    • @stephenbrouse6731
      @stephenbrouse6731 Před 7 lety +25

      Alex Hackett brilliant use of the Zimbabwe hyper-inflation crisis by comparing it to the rising British pound. I hear Greece needs some tingles.... on loan, of course.
      economic jokes ftw!

    • @alexhackett1312
      @alexhackett1312 Před 7 lety +10

      Turns out paying Arkham Residents in Tingles as well as the rest of your workforce means that too much of the stuff is made.

    • @assassinxex
      @assassinxex Před 7 lety +4

      stephen brouse tbf the British pound is only rising as it is recovering ,every time our politicians do something it drop again 😂

  • @cyn7696
    @cyn7696 Před 7 lety +149

    in case anyone didnt know, the guy on the right wanted for shoplifting is H.P Lovecraft. Creator of the cthulu mythos and inspiration of this channel itself

    • @nomad_9991
      @nomad_9991 Před 7 lety +3

      Cyn I thought it was so funny that he was put in the video.

    • @mevans7380
      @mevans7380 Před 7 lety +9

      I thought it was George Bush

    • @hacksmash
      @hacksmash Před 5 lety +15

      @@mevans7380 i thought he was Mark Zuckerberg

    • @henrydouberly3950
      @henrydouberly3950 Před 5 lety +1

      Even death may die

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon Před 5 lety +4

      You sir have taught me a thingg

  • @stuzanoo7242
    @stuzanoo7242 Před 7 lety +244

    You must have the weirdest basket on amazon.

    • @bradenanderson5087
      @bradenanderson5087 Před 5 lety +8

      Try buying gear for a biathlon on Amazon, ha, there's only so many things to do with a gun AND a ski mask.

  • @exploringwithasmr
    @exploringwithasmr Před 7 lety +385

    THE MAN. THE LEGEND

    • @Obagus00
      @Obagus00 Před 7 lety +5

      Is Corvus a man though? or something more sinister....

    • @Surgemus
      @Surgemus Před 7 lety +5

      THE BIRD!

    • @nuttygeezer830
      @nuttygeezer830 Před 7 lety +6

      Obagus00 He's a manbearpig

    • @BionicpowerJv
      @BionicpowerJv Před 7 lety +1

      Scott Sterling probably is under that name ...... conspiracy?....

    • @isabellaguevara1389
      @isabellaguevara1389 Před 7 lety +2

      Thank you! Ignore all the hate, I appreciate people who add the time stamps.

  • @thedisendegoprod
    @thedisendegoprod Před 7 lety +344

    Have you caught "Pi" yet? I've heard he steals an irrational amount of tingles, and has 3.14 charges against him.

    • @luciastaylor4940
      @luciastaylor4940 Před 7 lety +16

      Fortified ASMR He was recently caught shoplifting. I heard he's facing 3.14 years to life

    • @sleepymandragora1392
      @sleepymandragora1392 Před 7 lety +33

      They thought they chased him down. Turns out they were going in circles.

    • @DiggerDeeper01
      @DiggerDeeper01 Před 6 lety +11

      You’d think he’d be easier to find. I mean he has a tendency to ramble on and on.

    • @hatz1107
      @hatz1107 Před 6 lety +11

      Come on guys, you're all being too irrational

    • @naneto9096
      @naneto9096 Před 6 lety +3

      diameter times pi

  • @Thepunishers1235
    @Thepunishers1235 Před 7 lety +589

    Attention all units, attention all units
    This is officer big smoke
    Can someone stop by cluckin bell and pick me up
    2 number 9's
    A number 9 large
    A number 6 with extra dip
    A number 7
    2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda
    Over and out fool

    • @neoniakitsama
      @neoniakitsama Před 7 lety +27

      and a B O N E L E S S pizza

    • @el7651
      @el7651 Před 7 lety +3

      Thepunishers1235 You're out of chicken? Ehh some pizza would be nice

    • @Groggyracer
      @Groggyracer Před 7 lety +7

      With a 2 liter of Coke.

    • @austinmullis8171
      @austinmullis8171 Před 7 lety +3

      Samuel H. Kim Memes seem to be dying as a species really

    • @bingbong6928
      @bingbong6928 Před 7 lety +1

      Samuel H. Kim its a zambie maymay

  • @sliceofbread3829
    @sliceofbread3829 Před 7 lety +223

    Corvus is just the best character I have seen ever xD really like that character for some reason.

  • @Sapphoroso
    @Sapphoroso Před 7 lety +214

    "I'm sure someone can use a hug"
    that was great 😂😂

    • @crowing427
      @crowing427 Před 7 lety +10

      I smiled like a complete dork when he said that

    • @Sapphoroso
      @Sapphoroso Před 7 lety +3

      saaame

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 Před 7 lety +7

      301reppin' Oh. So THAT'S probably how we got that face-hugger attached to us a few weeks ago. Keep that thing on a leash, Corvus!

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 Před 5 lety +1

      Toruh!

  • @Ari_C
    @Ari_C Před 4 lety +10

    "Would you like anything? No? **over walkie** and nothing for my perpetrator."
    I love this birb man 😂❤❤❤❤

  • @jaypeesan1877
    @jaypeesan1877 Před 6 lety +28

    That "I dont steal anymore because I dont want to loose my job...and also cos government hates competition" line gets me every time...well played sir!

  • @natsudragneel7516
    @natsudragneel7516 Před 7 lety +39

    "I assume that you have to fix up your home with this rope"
    "Nah, I just like bondage"

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Před 6 lety +1

      The Doctor I suspected murder paraphernalia from the first items

    • @devin1191
      @devin1191 Před 5 lety +1

      O-O

  • @winstonrodney4440
    @winstonrodney4440 Před 7 lety +184

    I'll be honest, if confronted by Corvus, I probably wouldn't shoplift.

  • @miyasmith6166
    @miyasmith6166 Před 5 lety +33

    The moment he pauses at 26:11 and says “Oh.” cracks me up every time. 😂 I love Corvus!

    • @RabbotThunderYT
      @RabbotThunderYT Před rokem +1

      When you find out that you're wife is pregnant, and instead of having a baby boy, it's a girl

  • @kingpyrone
    @kingpyrone Před 7 lety +68

    I wish he had like a little name tag that said "Mr. Murphy" (or whatever the guys last name was in the first episode of this) to show that he killed that officer and took over that office and took his officer clothes.

    • @cdsatcher
      @cdsatcher Před 5 lety +7

      He most likely works alongside Murphy, and was taking over his shift probably.

    • @laikaxv1406
      @laikaxv1406 Před 4 lety +2

      I believe instead of Murphy it was actually Murray, or Murrie, not sure how it's spelled.

  • @Braxmegaman
    @Braxmegaman Před 7 lety +75

    I like to imagine that Mall Security rewired that radio directly to the Chinese joint in the mall, because Corvus refuses to use it for anything else.

  • @TheFIoridaMan
    @TheFIoridaMan Před 7 lety +84

    rescuer of bananas, curer of illness, protector of malls. He is...Officer Corvus🚔

    • @LuckyArceus
      @LuckyArceus Před 4 lety +3

      The Florida Man *boonana.

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 4 lety +3

      @@LuckyArceus I still remember that the way he said banana.Thats my new trigger XD

  • @andiandrei241
    @andiandrei241 Před 7 lety +30

    what is this world coming to when even xenomorphs resort to shoplift

  • @b0nkert0ns7
    @b0nkert0ns7 Před 7 lety +41

    You can tell Rift is a father just from the "wanted" signs on the wall. That's "Dad humor" if I've ever seen it.

  • @fiazshah3838
    @fiazshah3838 Před 7 lety +88

    One things for sure. If I see this guy at the door, I ain't stealing shit. Nice work once again Mr Rift

  • @galelululu
    @galelululu Před 7 lety +10

    I like how items 2 through 7 are apparently for home repair but more likely to be tools for performing a kidnapping and homicide

  • @Marcella_Parker
    @Marcella_Parker Před 7 lety +58

    Something that blows my mind is how almost everyone in Arkham and the greater rift world has two or more jobs. Can they not hold down a job? Or is the economy so bad that they need multiple jobs? How much does the sanitarium pay? Are there unions? Who stands up for the plague-doctor out of work? We need answers

    • @helmaschine1885
      @helmaschine1885 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm sure they just travel through rifts to try out various professions for a while. Eternity can get boring after all. I'm sure Corvus is very happy working the jobs he has.

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 4 lety +6

      I DON'T NEED SLEEP!
      I NEED ANSWERS!

  • @dr.ripper_
    @dr.ripper_ Před 7 lety +100

    I can't get a job because of a tiny tattoo on my hand and Corvus can get one and still wear his creepy plague doctor mask

    • @dr.ripper_
      @dr.ripper_ Před 7 lety +9

      ZinnyZin It looks good to me, and it has meaning, again, to me. And I don't remember feeling a thing either so yeah. Dogshit.

    • @Folbak
      @Folbak Před 7 lety +12

      ZinnyZin he didn't pay to "harm himself" and ugliness is subjective. I really don't see why you would not want to hire someone with a tatoo other than being close minded but... perhaps there are more reasons I can't see.

    • @dr.ripper_
      @dr.ripper_ Před 7 lety +4

      ZinnyZin It's okay, no worries. I understand your views on tats, and it's just fine. I never had bad experiences with people that had tats, maybe it depends on the country you live in and the general stigma, something along those lines, but yeah I can respect your way of thinking (:

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Před 6 lety +5

      Who cares about tatoos, it's like not hiring someone because they bleached their hair

    • @dr.ripper_
      @dr.ripper_ Před 6 lety +4

      No, but I know you wish it was

  • @hanaortega1263
    @hanaortega1263 Před 7 lety +73

    The fact that the mall has security cameras recording its own security officers doesn't sit well with me for some reason.
    If Corvus isn't watching that footage than who is?

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Před 6 lety

      Flame Destara Really interesting point of view

    • @wjye
      @wjye Před 6 lety +11

      I’m late, but more then likely the camera is meant to capture the shoplifters confession on tape as it’s aimed at us in the video.

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails Před 5 lety +1

      The Professor. The Arkham Sanitarium has its own mall now.

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 Před 5 lety

      I'd say other security.

    • @andrewramlall3560
      @andrewramlall3560 Před 4 lety

      Trust no one, not even yourself.

  • @_Weebra
    @_Weebra Před 7 lety +33

    that now hiring sign makes me want to see a job interview roleplay

  • @thecusk6918
    @thecusk6918 Před 7 lety +9

    If Corvus was a patient at the Arkham Sanitarium, his room number would be 049.

  • @meow-sv7rc
    @meow-sv7rc Před 7 lety +175

    Ephemeral Rift should do a video about reading the puns we make

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 Před 7 lety +5

      Bill Cipher Whenever I see someone comment using Bill's name and profile picture, I always imagine the comment in his voice. Weird.

    • @HystericalWhim
      @HystericalWhim Před 7 lety +1

      Morgan Gobin Same

    • @heckwaffle2363
      @heckwaffle2363 Před 7 lety +6

      Bill Cipher that would be a long ass video

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift Před 7 lety +9

      It would be a two second long video because nothing here is original.

    • @asap_madden9262
      @asap_madden9262 Před 7 lety +2

      arent you dead

  • @MrStarfireninja
    @MrStarfireninja Před 7 lety +39

    Corvus is very adorable

  • @random_pesh3623
    @random_pesh3623 Před 7 lety +39

    Loving the posters, especially Lovecraft! Nice work.

  • @_Nazeren_
    @_Nazeren_ Před 7 lety +5

    The "I also don't steal cause the government hates competition" was genius, love the video

  • @Truthslayer05
    @Truthslayer05 Před 7 lety +22

    Peoples need to appreciate how well set up this shot is. The poster's spacing, the framing, the lighting... Amazing.

  • @pxnapplewxrdo2526
    @pxnapplewxrdo2526 Před 5 lety +5

    Well, when life gives you Clemons!

  • @kylerwright3341
    @kylerwright3341 Před 4 lety +7

    I just shoplifted a few toys and junk and this man is like *alright we’re gonna drug you, kidnap you, and harvest your organs*

  • @nbravender1716
    @nbravender1716 Před 7 lety +305

    This ain't paul blart

  • @landonhalloween4586
    @landonhalloween4586 Před 4 lety +5

    The people who disliked where his family members.

  • @austinmullis8171
    @austinmullis8171 Před 7 lety +4

    "Let me get my Officer utility knife"... *pulls out murder weapon*

  • @tpspeed
    @tpspeed Před 7 lety +3

    this is exactly the combination I wanted

  • @jackbeardsley1907
    @jackbeardsley1907 Před 7 lety +33

    Yes, finally there's a part two we've been asking for

  • @brookesmith7946
    @brookesmith7946 Před 7 lety +29

    "You're going to some tape and sturdy rope" ummmm... I-it's not my idea my boyfriend wanted to try something new...

    • @somerandomgamer8504
      @somerandomgamer8504 Před 3 lety

      I know that feeling-

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 3 lety

      @@somerandomgamer8504 A few years ago I presented to the courthouse to resolve a traffic ticket relating to a sting operation by undercover officers enforcing crosswalk compliance. (You are not allowed to cross a crosswalk before a pedestrian clears both lanes of traffic if there is no physical median - which is understood by a good amount of drivers. And you are allowed to cross the street if a pedestrian has already crossed your lane and passed over a physical median...which is equally as understood. BUT! If the median divider is modified to ease pedestrian access (not removed, but inclined or sloped or painted...then legally it is as if no median is present at all and you may not pass the crosswalk until both of the ped's feet hit sidewalk on his/her intended side...which is less understood. Even 'more less' known is that if the crosser is undercover PD and sets one foot upon the sidewalk and then deliberately pauses mid-stride with one foot in the gutter at the last instant to trick people is that the next half dozen cars who pass will all get pulled over by the dozen motorcycle cops waiting on the side of the road for that exact event >=( )) Anyway! Presenting to the court to pay my --entrapment fee-- fine, I had completely forgotten about something - I had a Smith & Wesson handcuff key on my keychain that unluckily was compatible with standard local PD handcuffs, bailiffs' cuffs, enhanced courtroom restraints, and most of the patrol carbine/shotgun lock shackles in their patrols cars. The officer at the xray station noticed it immediately after I innocently placed my keys upon the tray.
      It was a big hullabaloo because the officer had no idea I was there to pay a $90 moving violation as opposed to surrendering to criminal prosecution. "Is that--...you brought a HANDCUFF KEY to COURT?!?!?!" bellowed the officer, startling the tenish people in line behind me and causing multiple court officers/bailiffs to run over to me.
      Oh - and my mother was there as my car was in the shop and she was kind enough to drive me and was there in the lobby with me, where she intended to wait as I paid my fine.
      I only wish the officer I interacted with was as understanding to what I carried as Dr. Corvus Clemmons was to this shoplifter. T_T Instead of bellowing about smuggling escape tools into a court of law.
      I really meant no harm - I thought it was simply a good idea to keep a handcuff key on me just in case years ago and had completely forgotten I still had it. Oh, boy - was that a mess lol. Quite embarrassing! Thankfully my mother was kind enough to accept my response of 'he mistook the key to one of my safes as a handcuff key' when she asked why I had to surrender my car keys to half a dozen cops and not inquire further lol.

  • @masterkorg2866
    @masterkorg2866 Před 7 lety +10

    When he first sat down I fell asleep... Well done

  • @spinosaurusaegyptiacus6425
    @spinosaurusaegyptiacus6425 Před 4 lety +12

    when your wife says she's pregnant but you wore protection 57:07

  • @morpho3931
    @morpho3931 Před 7 lety +27

    he is such a nice guy

  • @Cinnablanco
    @Cinnablanco Před 7 lety +6

    Corvus: Listen only to the sound of my voice. Imagine yourself, in a frozen forest.

  • @brookesmith7946
    @brookesmith7946 Před 7 lety +206

    I think you should make a video of one of your characters opening and working at a thrift store in arkham it shall be called: EPHEMERAL THRIFT!!!!

    • @pasteldreams5413
      @pasteldreams5413 Před 7 lety +2

      Now I've had two pun-inflicted face-palms today.

    • @sarahshine6026
      @sarahshine6026 Před 7 lety +3

      Brooke Smith I laughed way to hard at that name, this needs to be a video!

    • @bayman918
      @bayman918 Před 7 lety +5

      and then he makes a video about being a race car driver and calls it EPHEMERAL DRIFT!

    • @greysoncourtney2374
      @greysoncourtney2374 Před 7 lety +5

      Merry Christmas! I GOT YOU AN EPHEMERAL GIFT!

    • @greysoncourtney2374
      @greysoncourtney2374 Před 7 lety +4

      Feeling down? Let's cheer you up with a classic Ephemeral Lift..

  • @Pieman10101tx
    @Pieman10101tx Před 7 lety +3

    I love how interconnected all of Rifts videos are, Joel is the infamous Arkam shoplifter.

  • @argyldeathbrand6192
    @argyldeathbrand6192 Před 7 lety +18

    Good luck with the Dalek...
    whoever lived to report it is probably in the sanitarium now.

    • @ratedasmr7811
      @ratedasmr7811 Před 6 lety

      Argyl Deathbrand poor Margaret

    • @hatz1107
      @hatz1107 Před 6 lety

      Poor Margaret? Poor Dalek

    • @abnormallynormal4614
      @abnormallynormal4614 Před 5 lety +1

      HATZ Rulez why should we pity a Dalek that will destroy anything that isn’t a Dalek

    • @reddawn1873
      @reddawn1873 Před 3 lety

      @@abnormallynormal4614 it has the aim of a stormtrooper

  • @jackjones3657
    @jackjones3657 Před 6 lety +2

    Love that name; Corvus Clemmons . A lot of thought must have gone into this one.

  • @punkblade1241
    @punkblade1241 Před 7 lety +31

    Jokes on him he didn't find the memes I stole

  • @makanacraft85
    @makanacraft85 Před 7 lety +25

    the gods of tingles have blessed us

    • @xmoellerxd
      @xmoellerxd Před 7 lety +2

      Makana Craft god my friend the god

  • @theshadownarwhal2546
    @theshadownarwhal2546 Před 7 lety +3

    "It's going to hurt a LOT!" Well that's not going to give me ASMR :(

  • @Sapphoroso
    @Sapphoroso Před 7 lety +440

    *OOOOHHHH HE STEALING*

  • @powerdude_dk
    @powerdude_dk Před 7 lety +9

    "It may not be FDA approved, but eh... we approve of it, so it's okay" Ahhh.. now I feel more assured xD

  • @TooBlxssed
    @TooBlxssed Před 7 lety +253

    My dad is the hash slinging slasher

  • @ZekeStaright
    @ZekeStaright Před 7 lety +39

    Was Pi stealing pie?

  • @gyroid
    @gyroid Před 7 lety +26

    0:00 Hey Vsauce, Michael here.

  • @kyuubyemy
    @kyuubyemy Před 7 lety +101

    Ignatius Peter Freely...
    I pee freely? I see that Simpsons reference E.R

    • @Sparkz147
      @Sparkz147 Před 7 lety +2

      Edward Beil Are you taking the piss?

    • @BlitzBaron
      @BlitzBaron Před 6 lety +3

      Well it’s not really a Simpsons reference they just used the joke they don’t own it

  • @christopherm.e.4985
    @christopherm.e.4985 Před 7 lety +4

    The best ASMR content creator on CZcams by an army mile

  • @NightShadow_digitalphotography

    “It may not be FDA approved, but we approve of it. That’s all that matters.” 💀😂 Had me dying 😂😂

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C Před 4 lety +1

      Same 😂

    • @acrazysheepdog1555
      @acrazysheepdog1555 Před 3 lety +1

      I think we’re like a serial killer in this video, seriously; rope, duct tape, large trash bags, masks and trap cloths even? That just screams serial killer.

  • @Imperator_Chrysalis
    @Imperator_Chrysalis Před 7 lety +12

    You are my favorite ASMR artist! I watch you videos now for 4 Years and they get better and better. Even after 4 years you still create something creative, new and wonderful. You are the best ASMR artist in the milky way(and the galaxy far far away)

    • @alexcampbell9423
      @alexcampbell9423 Před 6 lety

      Chrysalis Maria Gwyndolin Zelda Claire von Itzstein I totally agree

  • @GomezUndercover
    @GomezUndercover Před 7 lety +12

    Corvus: "would you like anything?'
    Me: "yeah I would like the same except th-"
    Corvus: "no? Ok"

  • @crowing427
    @crowing427 Před 7 lety +31

    That awkward moment when Corvus is just as bad as the theif 😂

    • @BlitzBaron
      @BlitzBaron Před 6 lety +4

      Actually in the first video he explains that if t was stolen and is under $100 then the guards can keep it.

    • @hatz1107
      @hatz1107 Před 6 lety +1

      He owns the Asylum anyways

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 4 lety +1

      @@hatz1107 but professor Clemmons is the director of the Arkham Sanitarium....
      But nahhh who cares , we don't trust that guy anyway..
      Update: I freaking hate I commented this

  • @rngsquadopps1391
    @rngsquadopps1391 Před 5 lety +4

    *tackles some lady on a chair* that chair is wanted mam!!!

  • @antierkcer
    @antierkcer Před 4 lety +7

    "first name?”
    Ayden.
    "Middle?-"
    Austin--
    “P? As in Petter?”
    Sure I guess.

  • @Jesse-ej6jo
    @Jesse-ej6jo Před 6 lety +6

    Watching this at about 3am, my mom comes in and instead of telling me to sleep asks "what the hell are you(am I) watching?" And.. well, there's a man in a plague doctor mask, in a shirt, holding a small Davros (which she don't know what it is but have seen as I'm a huge Dr Who fan)PopVinyl figure (which she's seen as I have some), scratching the Davros with his beak.. I didn't lie and told her that "it's for relaxations so that I'll be able to sleep". For the first time in my life she just closed the door and left😂😂😂

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz Před 4 lety +1

      Good for you but I can't use my phone at the late of night 😔:_(

  • @alexandrajones8525
    @alexandrajones8525 Před 7 lety +5

    hands down most dedicated content creator

  • @NinjaMonkey088
    @NinjaMonkey088 Před 4 lety +1

    Man I just love the music in the beginning feels like such a classic noir tune

  • @jorugemog9596
    @jorugemog9596 Před 6 lety +3

    Never seen such a good kind hearted comment section

  • @justpeace2127
    @justpeace2127 Před 7 lety +11

    "Im sure someone could use a hug." Someone gunna die

  • @lukethiel
    @lukethiel Před 7 lety +3

    #1 Best Male ASMRtist on CZcams.

  • @MisterFischGaming
    @MisterFischGaming Před 2 lety +2

    26:12 god this part made me spit out my drink laughing, you always have that dry humor that is just amazing ER, this is why youre my favorite ASMR artist!

  • @winthropsnow7902
    @winthropsnow7902 Před 5 lety +4

    “It may not be FDA approved, but we approve”. Something seems Fishy around here.

  • @oogabooga5732
    @oogabooga5732 Před 7 lety +5

    sometimes it looks like corvus has a gps tracking device around his neck

    • @morgangobin6550
      @morgangobin6550 Před 7 lety +1

      He does usually wear a tie. By the way, have you seen it laying around anywhere? ER is looking for it.

  • @balthasargelt5775
    @balthasargelt5775 Před 7 lety +5

    Man times must be tough at Arkham if a chair and the mathematical symbol for PI have to shoplift to get by

  • @truecrimenews
    @truecrimenews Před 7 lety

    Found your channel last night and you made me sleep 😴 good for the first time in ages. Sir, you are very talented. Thanks for sharing these awesome videos with us

  • @jdprettynails
    @jdprettynails Před 7 lety +3

    I always suspected that Pi was up to no good. Hope you catch the bastard, Officer Corvus

  • @domled6530
    @domled6530 Před 3 lety +3

    I like how at 27:04 even Corvus, who experiments on people, is shocked by what we told him and stops squeezing the bag

  • @fandompandom1666
    @fandompandom1666 Před 7 lety +4

    Legit going through the stages of guilt as you speak

  • @KokoroSunagaru
    @KokoroSunagaru Před 7 lety

    I always ask myself why I feel so at home whenever I relax and enjoy ER's videos.
    And I will repeat myself. They make me feel so at home. Great videos :)

  • @RosenCrow7
    @RosenCrow7 Před 7 lety

    The original mall cop is one of my favourite videos you have made so I'm glad to see a sequel!

  • @fatpanda3305
    @fatpanda3305 Před 7 lety +88

    For mobile users:
    00:03:58 Calming hand motions
    00:12:25 Chinese iron balls (with chimes)
    00:17:41 Duct tape
    00:19:30 Rope
    00:20:55 Dust masks
    00:22:26 Heavy duty trash bags
    00:24:45 Drop cloth
    00:27:42 Disposal gloves
    00:30:02 Scrub brush
    00:32:42 Slayer LP "Reign in Blood"
    00:36:36 Wooden puzzle box
    00:42:22 Skeleton goblet
    00:45:22 Funko Pop! Davros
    00:49:22 Masters of the Universe mystery mini figure
    00:53:23 Minecraft mystery mini figure
    00:55:56 Q*bert video game mini figure
    00:59:41 Fallout 4 mystery mini figure
    01:02:50 Pokemon Sun & Moon Guardians Rising boosters
    01:08:48 Magic the Gathering Mystery Box boosters
    01:18:38 A special injection & lights out

    • @Calibur43
      @Calibur43 Před 7 lety +9

      Your act of kindness will change the world someday.

    • @Ben_chesmoor
      @Ben_chesmoor Před 7 lety +4

      Thank you honestly , but there is already a couple other if these .

    • @fatpanda3305
      @fatpanda3305 Před 7 lety +4

      Ben F I posted mine like 5 minutes after the video was released, so I think I was first.

    • @nenaddenkovski7870
      @nenaddenkovski7870 Před 7 lety +7

      this is like the 7394738284729th time i saw this exact comment even though there are 222

    • @maskedvlogs9628
      @maskedvlogs9628 Před 7 lety +2

      Damian Skrok
      Q BERT!?! MORE LIKE JEW BERT! HAHAHA IM HEAD INSIDE

  • @Howdy_Its_Ash
    @Howdy_Its_Ash Před 7 lety +5

    I really hope there is an experiment victim roleplay

  • @beanie640
    @beanie640 Před 5 lety +3

    YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME CORVUS! *sounds of glass and falling down stairs* ow ow ow ow *thud* owie......

  • @Suhmantics
    @Suhmantics Před 7 lety

    Stoked for this video! Corvus is definitely my favorite character!

  • @mikaelmyers6135
    @mikaelmyers6135 Před 5 lety +3

    Normal Asmr: I sleep.
    Corvus injecting me with massive needle: *I Hyperventilate And Have Breakdown*

  • @DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer

    I KNEW IT!
    That chair was suspicious from the start!

  • @strawberizzy8127
    @strawberizzy8127 Před 7 lety

    Oooo!! New video I'm sure it'll be just as great as all of your other ones!! ^^ keep up the great work friend!

  • @Terraphice
    @Terraphice Před 7 lety +2

    YAY! I loved the last one and have been hoping for a sequel!

  • @6PinkRabbits
    @6PinkRabbits Před 7 lety +4

    YESSS my two favorite videos/characters combined! I was wondering whether there would be a mall cop part 2

    • @pei2242
      @pei2242 Před 7 lety +1

      missPINK5515 i just need another video from The Stranger

  • @kylewaters9623
    @kylewaters9623 Před 7 lety +17

    your name in this video is "I P Freely" XD

  • @Rcbees
    @Rcbees Před 7 lety

    Yes I've been waiting for the second video of busted by a mall cop thanks this will be a great video keep up the awesome work ER

  • @emilybrooks4108
    @emilybrooks4108 Před 7 lety

    I have to watch your videos in sections as I keep falling asleep to them! But I'm soo intrigued that I have to watch it the next day XD