Ranking EVERY Insidious Movie...
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Do the counjuring series next
I have to watch king pin again what a great movie
Please review titane
Shout out Match Masters
You should rank all of siris farts
Your videos feel like sitting on the floor gathered around with my siblings listening to my grandpa tell stories in his old leather chair
Couldn't have said it better ourselves 😅
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@@MatchMasterswe couldn't agree more
Agreed
I agree!
Being stuck in an MRI machine with a demon slowly getting closer could be an entire short film by itself.
MRIs already suck. Adding a demon is guilding the lily. #idonotliketheshoutycoffin
@@tangentartists6876hahaha the shouty coffin is so fucking accurate! Even with the headphones playing music, so overwhelming shouty
A scene from Possession does this and it’s definitely one of the scariest movies I’ve ever watched
@@melwasnevergivenaname You can't have headphones in an MRI, they have metal and magnets
Agreed, that would be terryfing, really hard to do in terms of a film but if done right, yeah totally
I think ultimately what scared me the most about the demon behind dad scene was the fact that in your typical horror movies, nothing scary happens during the day.. You feel safe and protected by light and expect scares in the dark/night, but when he broke that trope, it shakes you and now you question what "safe" is in a horror film. Great job James.
also: fuck you Hunter that jump scare actually got me
You know what got me about the demon behind dad bit?
I was coming down the stairs and saw my mom and step-dad watching Insidious. I did not know it was a horror movie though. After all, they were a small family sitting in a living room talking. I asked them if it was the *local news*. They didn't respond. So for a few seconds, I thought they were watching some interview on TV.
Then the fucking demon pops out from behind the dad and I nearly shat my pants.
@@samsizer2919 Jesus christ, I am so sorry you went through that LOL. My ass got a little sweaty just thinking about what kid-me would have done in that situation.
I was 14-16, but, still, scared the hell out of me!@@StoutShako
What a cringe comment. It's just because it was random af. Shit happens in the day all the time. It's not the deep
@@FNigslol tough guy award goes to
The Andrew Tate jump scare, when u said holding women captive was pure genius
*Spoilers* I loved how they revealed in the second movie that it was Josh who was ringing the doorbell and setting off the alarm to warn his family in the first movie. Found it very clever. The scariest thing I remember when seeing the first one in theaters was the soundtrack, love how unsettling it is and that was nothing I was used to in the horror genre.
I loved the first one so much i saw it twice in theater. was really disappointed with the 2nd. But the way the first one lingered with jump scares, i really enjoyed. I felt like they built up to good portion of them well.
YES!! that is, unjokingly, one of my absolute favorite cinematic moments ever!
100% agree about the soundtrack. The composer Wan works with on most of his films actually plays a lot of the demons or ghosts or whatever in the films. He played Bathsheba in The Conjuring and the Darth Maul demon in Insidious. But yeah, that dude makes the most unsettling music.
I seriously don't understand what it is about this guy but he's just so effortlessly hilarious in every single video (without exaggeration, EVERY VIDEO)
Like actually he’s so funny its insane i get excited for every upload
Yeah, I puke for like 2 hours straight after a video of his, because I laugh so much!
Yep. It’s just a talent some people seem to have. As a terribly unfunny person I will never understand how they do it
Bro the edits on this vid had me rolling
The editor does a lotta work too, but they work in tandem a lot. Props to the both of them, this is my favorite channel
I agree about the red demon. The thing that was scary about it was it lurking in the shadows and just being a dark figure with a minimalist design. the added details really made it look cartoony
"let's just rent a house and creak doors open" is crazy lmao never thought about it like that
I remember watching the first movie and thinking the demon was scary... until they actually showed him completely. Then he just felt goofy.
When I was younger he scared tf out of me. I always thought he was darth maul
Yeah. For very long time I thought Insidious was directed by the same guy as Sinister as both movies start up on very high note and completely mess up the last minutes. Same with Black Phone. It's so sad because both movies are my favorite creature horror movies till today but at the end I really feal grinding my teeth. The ending itself of Insidious is very good I think but that whole lipstick demon chase scene just ruins it. I really love the slow jumpscares of Insidious because they feel way more intense and well curated even having rewatches in mind, like the guy at the crib or the child standing between the jackets just to get scrolled over. But the lipstick demon lived from beeing shapeshifty and dreamy than beeing based on reality... Showing it in entirety as a CGI mess after they just tingled around it in the nail grinding scene is such a failure
Same. I felt nervous when I saw him at first and then there was a point when I was like “mmm, I could take him.”
@@sydneyslaughter7163In a fight right?
@@TalkativeHands yeah
The Andrew Tate jump scares in this video are truly terrifying
so good! i love the editor!
ikr i feel like he’s gonna try to sell me a course any second..
So glad Andrew Tate isn't actually real
@@cawsomeaolinOr sell *you* across an ocean
@@dyslexicboogaloo yikes!!
The first Insidious film had a genuinely great sense of atmosphere, which is why it is so influential.
Ya know, I actually LOVED Insidious 2. I loved the way it picked up from the 1st without skipping a beat.
im high key mad he chirped 1 at all lmao love them like a fat kid loves dieting
tbh insidious 2 is my favourite of the bunch
Yeah 2 was like maybe even the best one. 1 and 2>4>3>5 easy
whatever your preferences, 4th should never be first. Third is dumb but at least it has some funny moments, the girl is cute and the ghost is scary. "The last key" is some Lifetime afternoon movie with an old woman reminiscing about her childhood. I don't need that. Elise already had drama in her life, the tragic passing of her husband, i don't need her to have a messed up past. Also, it's super weird how Specs and Tucker, who look like they are pushing 40 to be generous, behave like 16 yo teens near Elise nieces and awkwardly flirt with them. Seriously? They were nerds with a somewhat succesful youtube channel in the third one, they've seen some stuff after they started working with Elise. They're not bumbling idiots. Where are those girls in the other movies? Never mentioned once. Elise's niece can go in the elsewhere too, ask for her help. The key idea is cool, but the demon is far from scary, it's just a tall guy with dirty hair..
I just watched the 1,2,3 and 4th movies (in a day yes i dont have a life) and i share the same feeling that the first 2 movies complete each other, and i think you should watch them back to back to enjoy the story, even though the movies arent perfect in anyway. As someone who watched them later, not in theater but after the 4th was already out, i really gotta agree with meat canyon with him putting the fourth movie as the best. I still gotta watch the last one but im not eager cause its about the lambert again and Elise is just the one that carried the whole franchise.
Hunter is the horror movie uncle and im living for it
Come ‘ere boy
Wtf I thought his name was Meat
Nice uncle hunter can diddle me too!
Glad the uncle joke has become a staple of the channel.
It’s hard to be the whore uncle
I remember seeing the First Insidious in theaters when I was younger and being absolutely *TERRIFIED* of that scene where the Red face demon with the yellow eyes is standing right behind the Dad hissing or whatever the f**k he was doing, Ngl nothing else in that movie SHOOK me more then that scene. 😅
If I remember correctly he wasn't making any noise? That is embedded in my memory because there was a lot of pulling away from monsters in like half a millisecond in other movies of the time. And they really even though it was still short they lingered a little longer than normal and it helped really cement the terror of that moment in my head.
I remember seeing that and laughing, because that demon reminded me of Darth Maul, if he did crack.
@@notoriousgoblin83I came to the comments to say this. As soon as I saw him the movie immediately wasn’t scary anymore since he was just “Darth Meth” to me
That scene was the least scary to me, the people just chilling in the backgrounds of a lot of the scenes scared me more than anything, because it fucked with my mind that i’m seeing these things and the people in the actual movie aren’t
Good ole fire face
JESUS that jump scare at 23:15 actually got my ass. I was listening with headphones on :(. These Insidious movies actually scared me when they came out. I was only like 12 though.
The andrew taint edits are top notch
Why is his voice still so soothing while talking about most questionable shit ?
Match Masters? Questionable? Nahhh 😝😝😝
I personally enjoy while he talks about BadDragon 🫣
almost threw up laughing at insidious 3 being labeled the "big momma's house" of the series 💀 i actually can't
I honestly think the first movie is a great horror movie, the jumpscares were pretty annoying, but they used a lot of good ideas with their horror, you can sometimes see entities in the background of a bunch of scenes that the characters rarely notice, i remember growing up and seeing the ghost behind the baby crib as the mother walks in, it terrified tf out of me
This whole video feels like my step-dad going on a drunken rant about the increasing price of single slices of Kraft cheese at the local gas station.
God damn I love it.
Papa PLEASE continue to do more movie reviews and rankings! Any of your videos are super entertaining and I love how you do a variety of content on the papa meat channel but please keep up the movie list! Not only are they super funny when you talk about crappy movies but your also knowledgeable and passionate about the good ones!
Watching this made me realize something, ever since seeing Insidious my brain forgot everything about it, including the plot. If you asked me yesterday what the movie was I'd say it was about the monster wanting the family dead so he could take the kids. Sinister. That's Sinister.
between the two i REALLY like Sinister more. But i also got them mixed up for a while lol
Lin Shaye also played mean old Mama Hackett in The Quarry, it's always good seeing her show up in stuff
Her possessed dad who abused her growing up finally being able to break his possession just enough to protect her from the demon at the end was a much better moment than the mom coming out of nowhere and 1 hit killing the demon. And then Elise proceeds to talk so much about how her mom is some angel to her and not even mentioning the dad lmao. Like. . . Come on
@bunny-dl2fi The whole point of the movie was that the demon was possessing these normal men into doing it's bidding tho. It wasn't the dad abusing them, it was a demon. This is a horror movie
The editing of these videos just gets better and better every time
Except for that jump scare lol
The sound effects had me laughing so fucking hard LMAO
Andrew Tate jumpscare
I totally agree with Malignant. Really enjoyed that one as an almost modern remake of "Basket Case" (1982.)
If you want some wild shit, totally review some of Frank Henenlotter 's movies.
Some of the most unique horror films you'll ever watch. "Brain Damage"(1988) is a personal favorite.
I couldn't remember the name of that movie where the chick has the evil twin on the back of her head and her husband literally smashes her skull into the wall behind her while she was pregnant lol. What a wild film
So glad to see someone else with the Last Key being the top dawg in this franchise. I felt like it really hit its stride in pacing and also plot. The script and odd take choices are still present but I like the demon design and Elise's backstory is haunting as hell
The small frumpy guy on Elise's team is Leigh Whannell, he was Adam is Saw and co-wrote/directed/produced most of the Saw/Insidious/etc movies with James Wan.
i could listen to daddy talk about horror films all day
I could stare into those hauntingly beautiful hazel eyes 👀 all day
He's your father too....?
I love watching the Papa Meat videos. I actually cannot watch horror, I’m a Carly Beth I guess. But I love the artistry of horror! Papa Meat allows me to enjoy the art and dynamics without the panic or nightmares. I really appreciate that even though I know it’s likely not his intention. Thanks Hunter!❤
@@grabble7605they just said they get panics or nightmares, clearly they have the ability to watch something you dont need to be an ass to random person, sad
What do you mean by Carly Beth? I tried looking it up but only found the goosebumps character. But trust me I am in the same boat😂
@@haydencottrell4040 damn chill out hayden
@@brightongold4398 Yep it’s the Goosebumps kid! She gets scared a lil too easily which is sadly relatable
Really loved the first one. Actually made me feel scared at night. Each one after was just soft-core.
The fourth was by far the worst of the series. This list is a joke.
The devil in the movies look like Darth Maul.
The "rizz" sound effect every single time that woman being choked is refenced is so funny to me
Keep these videos coming, dawg. We love them. Also, the editing is perfection!
The editing was on point, great vid!
I would love to see him do reviews for the conjuring series and Anabelle. Frickin halarious on his interpretation
I really loved Malignant. Felt like James Wan finally got to make the most campy, creative, weird horror he's always wanted to make. I love the concept, I loved the way it was filmed, and I loved the antagonist design. The whole time I was watching it I was thinking "this is fucking weird and I love it!"
I love James Wan personally I think he’s one of the best horror directors making Insidious, The Conjuring, The Conjuring 2, I believe he helped with Saw and also Malignant which isn’t the best film but it’s very unique he also did a great job with Aquaman so he is up there for me
Malignant quickly became one of my favorite horror movies. A video about it from you would be amazing!
It's always a great day when Papa uploads.
Thank you, Papa, for all your effort put into your videos. I, like everyone else, get excited for everything you put out there. I've been a patreon for close to a year and it's been the best decision so long as I could support you. Keep up the good work. You're literally mine and my girlfriend's favorite CZcamsr. Don't tire yourself out, man. I know it can be tiring so don't ever feel compelled to make anything you're not feeling but I hope you don't stop anytime soon. Thank you for the laughs and smiles again, Papa. 🙏🏽
even tho my rating for the series would be from best to worst would be 1, 2, 4, 3 💀
Bro he sits in front of a fucking camera and talks shit about movies where is all this hard work you glazers are talking about 😂
im not religious at all, but i had a friend in highschool who's dad was a preacher, and he said insidious depicted demons in the most accurate way he'd ever seen. it still scares me to think about
I'm planning on going to a 2D animation school and part of what solidified my decision is the enjoyment I get from watching meatcanyon and all of his freaky creations. it really goes to show you can make a living from pursuing your passion. Thanks papa meat for being such a rad artist! Keep doing what you love :)
The devil guy is just straight up darth maul from star wars
How so?
I'll never forget when i saw the first one in the theater. When they first show the monster a guy screamed out "oh fuck darth maul with hair!" He seemed scared when he said it but me and my friend started crying in laughter.
Darth maul with hair, and a bunch of scabs lol
Idk, maybe if I saw it in theater and actually felt absorbed by it, it would have caught me, but I recall barely even noticing it the first time I saw it, then when I went back later it looked so CGI'd in(I don't think it was, but it has a weird contrast to everything else) I could never take it seriously.
I love your commentary and editing! I felt very engaged the whole time, Keep it up!😄
You should rank the sharknado movies. Really curious to hear your thoughts on those
“I’m gonna do that again” killed me💀
Idk if it’s ever been mentioned by him but is hunter the vocalist in a metal band? Or was he ever? His growls are genuinely good lol
In one of the podcast episodes he does with Noel they do mention him being in a band a long time ago, but he’s embarrassed by it so I don’t think he said the name of it. Lol I think he said it’s on CZcams if you can find it.
watch?v=FMSuERp8Cp0 yeah i just looked it up, this is one
We finally understand the reason of Steve Harvey in the background
Thank you for pointing out the super expensive house for a public school teacher with a family. I watched it with my family and none of us could get past that. We had spirited debates about home values in California. Someone even broke into Zillow.
I think Sinister is considered the scariest movie isn’t it?
That movie was way scarier than Insidious. Those old film reels were terrifying by themselves.
@@flanflan88 Definitely, the creepy music and audio really helped.
The “home movies” never fail to get my hair standing on end 😁
Papa Meat is a master of his craft. Knows what elements make good film, knows how to articulate his thoughts, and knows how to be naturally funnier than every late night show writer combined
The alarm at Insidious going off made my heart rate double thinking it was time to wake up
Loving the edits on this one
I absolutely love these ranking horror movie videos. Keep it up papa meat!
I remember the first movie scaring the shit out of everyone and establishing really cool rules for the ghost realm but then they just blew it
The "frumpy guy in glasses" is Leigh Whannell who screenwrote both Saw and Insidious 1 & 2.
The editing on the Papa Meat channel is superb. Very funny, did laugh.
22:31 why’d you gotta do him like that😂😅
Dude that beeping during the ad almost gave me a heart attack
love the ranking videos so much king
Love this series, keep ‘em comin
idk what scared me more, the actual jump scare or the Andrew tate jump scares 😂
the demon ruined it for me i was like oh shit its darth maul
You should do a video on Dead Silence. I think it would be hilarious to watch you review that since it's another James Wan movie.
Honestly Papa Meat when I see your uploads I get excited, love your videos.
I listened to this while in the pool not being able to watch it and was so relaxed even though he’s talking about movies that scared me so much as a kid
The first Insidious movie had a fantastic sound design and atmosphere. It had creepy violins and shit and it was really fucking loud. I thought it was fantastic. My favorite part was with the old lady with the weed stormtrooper helmet to communicate with spirits.
I could watch papa meat review grass grow and still be entertained. Man has a way with words
I continue to watch your videos to hear you do that pseudo screamo talk thing. It's awesome and cracks me up every time lol
Lol, I love the editing at 19:50 that makes it clear Hunter kept calling it The Lost Key even after learning it was Last Key at the beginning.
As always his editors are on point!
I would love to hear Papa’s all time favorite horror movies ranked
That scene in the first one with the "netherworld" space where there's that creepy ass family frozen with the creepy faces and they just move whenever we're not looking at them... just thinking about that and typing it I am getting spooked and chills down my spine. BIG NOPE!
Your uploads make my day, Papa! Thank you!
The one demon looks like darth maul to me so he’s lost all of his scary value lol
insidious was the first like actual horror movie i ever watched and i was obsessed with spooky movies after that, the first ones got a special place in my heart
I love listening to these videos while driving! Definitely needa do podcast.
Meat is like an uncle who visits you once in a while, cheers you up and gives you gifts
this literally has nothing to do with the video and y’all don’t believe he’s a bot?
I LOVE INSIDIOUS THE LAST KEY, I sat down on a rainy night to just watch it and fell in love with the old woman actress. I also love how to it ended ❤ Made know that they were going to make a sequel 😊
I know I'm late to commenting suggestions... but I would LOVE to hear your thoughts on the Hell Raiser movies. The practical effects in these movies are what really kicked started my love for horror movies and the art involved in them. I found myself just watching and waiting for the next gruesome scene/character instead of really trying to understand the story though (especially from movie to movie). So I'd love to hear you break it down and give your opinion on them 😁 thank you for making these videos! I always look forward to them!
Or you could really be brave and watch every Puppet Master movies 😂 everyone needs to do that!
Papa Meat is one of the few youtubers who’s takes I consistently disagree with, but i still consistently watch and enjoy.
That’s it Hunter. You’ve done it. You’ve personally attacked my soul… IN. ORDER. The series is FUN GOD DAMNIT 😭
My favorite series was Insidious because astro projection seemed creative as a form of horror. This was assessed well & fair. I still love Insidious & will watch The Red Dork when it comes out. I'm glad Papa Meat covered this series. :)
Astral projection, dude. It's not an old minivan, lmao
@@Hawk7886 I'm so sorry I mistyped, thank you thank you
Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it's been 8 weeks since my last confession... lol
You should do a video talking about your favorite movie monster designs and also come up with a monster design you want to see implemented into a movie.
the editing in this video was incredible to say the least
I’m sorry but this man knows how to start a war. Insidious Chapter 3 is known as one of the most surprising sequels ever made. I respect your opinion Meat but I love the 3rd film. It’s so atmospheric, tension filled greatness. It’s very creepy and my opinion the best insidious movie.
Now rank all the conjuring movies .
Mr. Meat has great humor and great talking voice. But the thing that really makes it all come together is the editing, the sound bites and video clips. It makes it extra good and funny. So shout out to the editor.
Cool bug fact: the movie Red Dragon that @PapaMeat mentions is actually a remake of the movie Manhunter which is the first movie in the Silence of the Lambs series. Everyone forgets about that film.
i rewatched this series the year before last and really enjoyed the first 2, i thought they paired together excellently. the 3rd and 4th were meh or bad
I felt every slap in this video. And the jumpscare... actually didn't get me :) but it was a good one
Dude. Playing Bob Ross intro music at the start of your video during the intro is brilliant. I almost didn't realize what it was.
I think the bird dude was supposed to be someone who died in a fire in the apartment above her or something. Theres a lot of smoke tar and coughing with him struggling to breathe.
Dude! I love Insidious 2! It’s my favourite! If anything 1 and 2 just flow into one movie, yeah 2 was stupid but in a super entertaining and fun way, I didn’t care for 3 and I completely forgot about the one you put as the best one 😂
That jumpscare at 23:19 got me so bad lol
That Jay Cutler foot stomp clip was so pleasantly unexpected
So glad he did this! I love this Chanel & these movies