The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 471: Jo Koy

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
  • Jo Koy joins Brendan and Bryan in studio for Episode 471 of The Fighter and The Kid. They talk about custom Jordan’s, D’elia opening up for Jo, girls with big feet, and much more!
    Support our sponsor Manscaped and get 20% off, free shipping, and a free travel bag with the code FIGHTER at manscaped.com
    For more The Fighter and The Kid visit: www.tfatk.com/
    Follow Bryan on Twitter: / bryancallen
    Follow Brendan on Twitter: / brendanschaub
    Brendan's Tour Dates: www.tfatk.com/live-tour-show/
    Bryan's Tour Dates: www.tfatk.com/callen-tour-sche...
    The Fighter and The Kid on Facebook:
    / thefighterandthekid
    Listen to The Fighter and The Kid on Soundcloud: / fighterandthekid
    Subscribe to The Fighter and The Kid on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
    #Schaub #Callen #JoKoy
  • Zábava

Komentáře • 2,5K

  • @joelmorris32
    @joelmorris32 Před 5 lety +587

    "You don't listen, you're not a good listener"
    THANK YOU BRYAN

    • @michael835
      @michael835 Před 5 lety +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mango.lightshows
      @mango.lightshows Před 5 lety +21

      Too bad Brendan’s never going to-SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU B, BUT....

    • @dannyamos313
      @dannyamos313 Před 5 lety +1

      Yep

    • @Dunted
      @Dunted Před 5 lety +44

      I honestly didn't think it possible for someone to be even more fucking dense and ignorant than Brendan, but that cunt Jo Koy for suuure takes the dunce crown after this shit show. Brian deserves a medal for his patience here.

    • @LeftLaneDreams
      @LeftLaneDreams Před 5 lety +20

      The funny thing is Bryan is the only guy that is worse at listening... 😂

  • @Dooky-mv1by
    @Dooky-mv1by Před 5 lety +266

    Bryan bringing up his degree was almost as good as when Jaime told Eddie Bravo that he got an A in physics.

    • @Domimcnation
      @Domimcnation Před 5 lety +15

      Jamie is such a tool, states his race as Native American.. 🤦‍♂️

    • @user-ys8ot1qi9v
      @user-ys8ot1qi9v Před 5 lety

      @Fernando Gonzalez then they should stick to what they know, not front as knowledgeable about the working of govt when they know less than nothing

    • @Frank_San_Nicolas
      @Frank_San_Nicolas Před 5 lety +3

      Joe is a pioneer but he’s been a shill lately. Jamie is a big reason I don’t listen to JRE as much.

    • @greischwitz
      @greischwitz Před 4 lety +1

      @@Frank_San_Nicolas time stamp

  • @LilyOfTheTower
    @LilyOfTheTower Před 5 lety +117

    First half of this podcast, fun, light hearted talk.
    Second half, they scribed us.

  • @OriginalMStabsPeople
    @OriginalMStabsPeople Před 5 lety +118

    I like how Eddie Bravo programmed Brendan to set off a thought bomb during the podcast.

    • @iRamble88
      @iRamble88 Před 3 lety

      @Fernando Gonzalez Huh? No, people go to COLLEGE and learn shit and become smarter. There are however plenty of college educated dumb dumbs but when compared to other dumb dumbs they are for sure smarter.

  • @USCxGAMECOCKS1801
    @USCxGAMECOCKS1801 Před 5 lety +230

    "I hate to interrupt you." **internal monologue** "Hold up. I'm interrupting." - Brendan

    • @soggysunday3649
      @soggysunday3649 Před 5 lety +22

      I cringe when he talks about Comedy and other comedians and their specials. I wish a legit Comedian would just say "Brenda stfu your special was dogshit, serious dogshit"

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou Před 5 lety +1

      Soggy Sunday
      Really was.

    • @soggysunday3649
      @soggysunday3649 Před 5 lety

      @fastfingersfunk it doesnt infuriate me but it does give me a heads up when the show starts. If Bryan has guests on he has some really in depth conversations, you can tell him having lived all over the world shapes his view on Things. He cant say much or Brenda snoozes off to sleep. Hes better suited for king and the sting

  • @airsoftandmore12
    @airsoftandmore12 Před 5 lety +115

    nobody:
    Brendan: HEY DOES SILK REALLY COME FROM WORMS!?!

  • @kahle12
    @kahle12 Před 5 lety +113

    Brandun is the king of making a counter argument in his head while completely ignoring and missing the other persons point

    • @catherine-oi8hj
      @catherine-oi8hj Před 5 lety

      Kahle 💯

    • @Actualhumanlive
      @Actualhumanlive Před 5 lety +2

      Bob Lazar is as much a Physicist as my latino housekeeper. "I have a migraine" "What's the name of the biggest discovery in physics in the last 50 years?" "Can't remember" Element 115? Always comes after 114, annnnd guess what kids? The Elements KEEP ON GOING. That's right. They are just too unstable to create. But you can predict any Goddamn number you want and guess what? It DOES exist somewhere, under some condition. Guy sounds EXACTLY like what he is: A junior college dropout. GET SEAN CARROLL. A real physicist. He SOUNDS LIKE ONE. Unlike Lazar's vague and wishy washy memory problems and vague fanciful descriptions that sound like a 12 year old imaginarium

    • @ryanalbers7162
      @ryanalbers7162 Před 3 lety

      I just want a podcast with Rogan arguing with Callen about Bob and his UFO's

  • @darkyolks
    @darkyolks Před 5 lety +127

    I just want a podcast with Rogan arguing with Callen about Bob and his UFO's

  • @commentetiquettestudent1788
    @commentetiquettestudent1788 Před 5 lety +169

    "You can't keep a secret for 100 years" well done Bryan, you're making your father proud wink wink

    • @Voo504Doo
      @Voo504Doo Před 5 lety

      Legit idiot

    • @LeftLaneDreams
      @LeftLaneDreams Před 5 lety +14

      Exactly. The funny thing is Bryan's dad has his own secrets that he'll never tell and die with, and Bryan said that doesn't exist and all secrets come out eventually.....😂

    • @jinoy5002
      @jinoy5002 Před 5 lety

      For 100 years B! So he's dad's secret is still within 100 years B. What else ya got chinx. Aaaany more bwain busters?

    • @era2see
      @era2see Před 5 lety +1

      Hes talking about government though. Government officials pass but have records of pretty much everything and have people who work for them that some know of those records. In time, it gets released due to freedom act and people leaking info

    • @commentetiquettestudent1788
      @commentetiquettestudent1788 Před 5 lety +1

      @@era2see no shit sherlock 😲 and I'm talking about his father, do you know his father's job? And btw, did you know not all those are released?

  • @kasey918
    @kasey918 Před 5 lety +90

    1:50:37 "Brendan, you dont listen. You're not a listener." Was the best part of the podcast

    • @goatlib2338
      @goatlib2338 Před 5 lety +9

      I was with Callen 100% on that. Those two fucking idiots banding together against him because they have to way to prove their point was pathetic to watch.

    • @hazyrob
      @hazyrob Před 5 lety +2

      Hell yes!

    • @MegaSeekndestroy
      @MegaSeekndestroy Před 5 lety +1

      its so true

    • @chrism2992
      @chrism2992 Před 5 lety +8

      @@goatlib2338 Bryan is also arrogant. You have to admit that he thinks he knows everything. He didn't even watch the Rogan lazar podcast yet he claims Bob lazar is full of shit. Military pilots have been seeing ufos so much that the navy now has drafted guidelines on reporting ufos. CNN and Fox news literally displayed ufo footage which really suprised me tbh 😂

    • @goatlib2338
      @goatlib2338 Před 5 lety +1

      @@chrism2992 Yeah he is I guess but on that occasion he was just giving his arguments on how much more unlikely it is that a single guy with no concrete evidence is telling things that the government somehow managed to keep completely secret in a century. While doing this the two other chimps just go at him with middleschool like reactions instead of making an intelligent case for themselves. So yeah, I get why Callen got super pissed and called them retarded infants - they were, and pretty sure he is way more cultivated than them

  • @Skravla
    @Skravla Před 5 lety +44

    Eddie and Brendan vs Bryan and Joe fight companion will be legendary

    • @BezmenovWasRight
      @BezmenovWasRight Před 5 lety

      Eddie and Brendan would win, for the public the idiots always win. U can't make a point if they can't even understand the thought process. It's kinda harsh but is true.

    • @1062bill
      @1062bill Před 5 lety +4

      umm I think Joe might be on Eddie and Brendan's team for that one...but I don't have a degree in American History so I'm not too intelligent.

    • @robertsilva7158
      @robertsilva7158 Před 5 lety

      @@1062bill that maybe me laugh 😂

    • @LSBproductions123
      @LSBproductions123 Před 5 lety

      What do you think a fight companion is ?

  • @declanh2314
    @declanh2314 Před 5 lety +132

    I cant believe bryan thinks the highest level of the military and government will tell the public all their secrets.

    • @tribeard5424
      @tribeard5424 Před 5 lety +13

      His daddy's a big elitist, he's got secrets so all he does is DENY DENY DENY

    • @sdots1
      @sdots1 Před 5 lety +5

      He’s so fucking dumb lmao

    • @tribeard5424
      @tribeard5424 Před 5 lety +5

      @@vids595 that's the thing though, it doesn't matter even if the truth does get out, no ones going to believe it anyways. The truth is hidden in plain sight

    • @declanh2314
      @declanh2314 Před 5 lety

      @@vids595 there's probably different levels of secrecy if they want to keep something secret they can especially if it's still an ongoing project, releasing information on operation paperclip or operation Northwood after enough time passed and people had died so that it didn't matter if it was released.

    • @11darkfuneral11
      @11darkfuneral11 Před 5 lety

      He’s a history major from like the 30s...fucking dummy hahaha. Ensue hate comments now

  • @californialove5973
    @californialove5973 Před 5 lety +180

    Brendan "I interrupt eeeeveryone" Schwab! 😁

  • @TigerBelly
    @TigerBelly Před 5 lety +60

    Nosotros Papaya is always on time! -PD

    • @benmeadors6799
      @benmeadors6799 Před 5 lety +4

      But captain never answers his texts, George.

  • @tysoncowan5192
    @tysoncowan5192 Před 5 lety +14

    Jo Koy seems like such a cool ass dude.

  • @deliciousozone
    @deliciousozone Před 5 lety +54

    Brendan & Jo: Bob Lazar
    Bryan: If that were true someone would have come out by now
    Brendan & Jo: Bob Lazar
    Bryan: I'm educated

  • @MThai404
    @MThai404 Před 5 lety +12

    Lol at the 30 min argument at the end. Bryan in denial is amazing haha

    • @WolfJLoophole
      @WolfJLoophole Před 5 lety +3

      I argue he's not in denial, he's on the deep state team bc of his father

    • @MThai404
      @MThai404 Před 5 lety

      @@WolfJLoophole I guess it's more that he keeps contradicting himself. All good fun

    • @raydenwins1071
      @raydenwins1071 Před 5 lety

      I think it's more built up frustration from CTE man stating things as fact without evidence. Like vaping being worse than smoking cigarettes. Also accusing Bryan of not believing the gov has secrets. Brendan as usual didn't listen and then went on a cte interrupting rampage. He still doesn't k how what Bryan's original point was.

  • @RockerFoo92
    @RockerFoo92 Před 5 lety +218

    Cant wait for the Sasso and Callen podcast.

    • @playea123
      @playea123 Před 5 lety +7

      Right? That last one was straight gold

    • @donmega2642
      @donmega2642 Před 5 lety +6

      can i ask where you heard word of this? i thought i heard bryan say something on riffin with griffin then a week later will is on tfatk and there's no mention of them starting a new podcast at all. what am i missing?

    • @matthenry2564
      @matthenry2564 Před 5 lety +2

      @@donmega2642 still in the works I hope. Fingers crossed, man

    • @playea123
      @playea123 Před 5 lety +1

      @@donmega2642 they are probably doing a couple first to make sure all is good and the response is good before making it official

    • @donmega2642
      @donmega2642 Před 5 lety +4

      @@matthenry2564 so where exactly is the rumor stemming from? was it actually riffin with griffin? because im thinking people might have misunderstood bryan say he's starting a podcast when he meant he was just doing one, hence a week later wills on tfatk and no mention

  • @vaddams1393
    @vaddams1393 Před 5 lety +7

    This episode was so damn entertaining. J’Koy needs to come back more often.

  • @S1X_Bucks
    @S1X_Bucks Před 5 lety +1

    "Ima bird, pull your worms out daddy's hungry". Funniest thing I've heard all year

  • @1neomonkey
    @1neomonkey Před 5 lety +125

    I hate people who don't use their blinker when changing lanes. WTF?!

    • @Skravla
      @Skravla Před 5 lety +7

      True shit

    • @mehoffjack7064
      @mehoffjack7064 Před 5 lety +5

      Keep those bikers honest lol it’s an Asian thing

    • @simplycy919
      @simplycy919 Před 5 lety

      For real.

    • @asplundhtree5544
      @asplundhtree5544 Před 5 lety +6

      And that's why Asains are the shittiest drivers. #noracist

    • @frankaylwardjr4986
      @frankaylwardjr4986 Před 5 lety +3

      AndyB if you live by Washington DC and need to change lanes you can’t put your blinker on. If you do people speed up so you can’t get in front of them

  • @JayJay-fi6vv
    @JayJay-fi6vv Před 5 lety +73

    Nothing funnier than Callans stand up...except callan trying to be serious -Chris Deelia

    • @LoudPackGear
      @LoudPackGear Před 5 lety +3

      Joel Gillard @tenminpod *sasso voice*

    • @mqure1983
      @mqure1983 Před 5 lety +3

      @@LoudPackGear the ostrich is a magnificent creature

  • @Rick6.6LLY
    @Rick6.6LLY Před 5 lety +5

    Jo “where’s my camera” Koy

  • @tribeard5424
    @tribeard5424 Před 5 lety +13

    The only time Bryan ever gets this worked up is whenever anybody asks any kind of question or makes an interesting coincidence, then immediately shuts it down. Bryan has the reaction of someone who is guilty

    • @808youknowwhat
      @808youknowwhat Před 3 lety

      He kept contradicting himself. He was butthurt when Brenden shot him down about the will and grace gig.He was just looking to pick a fight after that

  • @tonyleon0011
    @tonyleon0011 Před 5 lety +79

    Last 30 min 😂😂 AMAZING!!!

    • @PerkAngle123
      @PerkAngle123 Před 5 lety

      I was dying. Koi ripping in2 Brian. Was fuken funny.

  • @MThai404
    @MThai404 Před 5 lety +14

    Bryan "There are no secrets but definately secret sites" Callen hahahaha

    • @sdots1
      @sdots1 Před 5 lety +1

      MThai404 he’s lost his damn Mind

  • @heafy
    @heafy Před 5 lety +107

    If there is no secrets.. tell us bout your daddy Bryan

  • @PistolTwist
    @PistolTwist Před 5 lety +18

    Bryan went full dennis reynolds this ep...."I AM A GOLDEN GOD!

  • @Lynxchillin08
    @Lynxchillin08 Před 5 lety +31

    "I don't like that people are walking around without front teeth... you gotta have front teeth." 😂

  • @purplefirefish1363
    @purplefirefish1363 Před 5 lety +142

    Love when someone's about to tell an interesting sounding story and then Brenda interrupts them to say some mundane trash lol

  • @85ellwood
    @85ellwood Před 5 lety +2

    Loved when Bryan tried to state the argument of presenting at least one known government SECRET....sooo oxymoronic and I love it!!!👍👍👍

    • @Dwalk416
      @Dwalk416 Před 5 lety

      Soooooo it's not oxymoronic that these two fuckos are saying that UFOS are a secret that the government is keeping disclosed, but yet at the same time talking about Bob telling the secret about UFOS and the video evidence 🤔

  • @Dopeintel
    @Dopeintel Před 5 lety +2

    How close minded Bryan is, is hilarious 😂

  • @demmallo
    @demmallo Před 5 lety +43

    Bryan "My dad basically worked for the rothschilds' Callen. He tenses up whenever conspiracies & questioning the government come up

  • @dustinmadsen6631
    @dustinmadsen6631 Před 5 lety +32

    Watching Bryan lose his shit was hilarious! Haha

  • @thomasaa1361
    @thomasaa1361 Před 4 lety

    Everytime I saw Jo Koy was on TFATK I thought "Ughhh why do they bring on these guests Ive never heard of" and just skipped the episode. Well today at work, the newest one with Jo Koy started playing and I didnt turn it off, and by 20 mins I was crying laughing... This guy is hilarious

  • @yuriy8522
    @yuriy8522 Před 5 lety +13

    One of the fucking best episodes to date. I'm okay with 5 hours sleep before work, well worth it.

  • @88laserbeam
    @88laserbeam Před 5 lety +57

    J'koy: ...
    Schaub: sorry to interrupt you jo
    J'koy: naw go ahead... Sigh (you were going to talk over me anyways)

  • @catatonic7688
    @catatonic7688 Před 5 lety +13

    Jo Koy best Bryan Callen impersonation! Lmao

    • @hadesmusic1175
      @hadesmusic1175 Před 5 lety +4

      That shit killed me 🤣 heard it on audio and immediately switched to video

  • @MartinT5600
    @MartinT5600 Před 5 lety +7

    Next time I argue with anyone, I'm for sure calling them an infant. Sir Bryan, I salute you!.

  • @mademen7451
    @mademen7451 Před 4 lety +1

    Bryan calling grown men infants just made my day lol.

  • @DEEPMMA
    @DEEPMMA Před 5 lety +161

    If Brendan goes full conspiracy theorist against bryan this show will get even bigger

    • @benmeadors6799
      @benmeadors6799 Před 5 lety +19

      An episode with Eddie or Sam and Brenda double teaming Bryan would be hulurius

    • @benmeadors6799
      @benmeadors6799 Před 5 lety +3

      @rxp56 Eddie and Bryan both going supernova on screen would be quite entertaining

    • @anthonycraig2687
      @anthonycraig2687 Před 5 lety +11

      Brendan flip flops back and forth though. When Rogan is clowning Eddie for what he believes, Brendan takes rogans side. But then he does shit like this. Schaub is literally unbearable

    • @defenestrator9119
      @defenestrator9119 Před 5 lety +2

      @@anthonycraig2687 To be fair, some of what Eddie believes is totally bonkers. You can't really compare believing the Earth is flat to the possibility of aliens. They're kind of different leagues of nonsense.

    • @anthonycraig2687
      @anthonycraig2687 Před 5 lety +1

      Defenestrator it’s not as much about the existence of aliens. It’s more about Brendan thinking that the government is hiding it from us. I think it would be equally preposterous for the government to be able to hide the secret of a flat earth as it would be for them to hide the fact that we’ve made contact with aliens

  • @davidday2896
    @davidday2896 Před 5 lety +22

    Hahahahaha the only time people laugh at Brenda's Speshul, is when he talks about it like it isn't a dumpster fire

    • @stevek9086
      @stevek9086 Před 5 lety +2

      Did you mean to spell special wrong? Lol

    • @raydenwins1071
      @raydenwins1071 Před 5 lety

      Did he talk about it? I haven't made it passed the first few mins of Brendan interrupting my brain

    • @MrWorld-hc5rs
      @MrWorld-hc5rs Před 5 lety

      @@stevek9086 no that's how Brenda says it. CTE is no joke.

  • @ryanwagg8590
    @ryanwagg8590 Před 5 lety +2

    Can’t wait for the next Fight Companion! Lol 😂

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 Před 5 lety

    “SHARE the road?!”😂👍

  • @Lugenfabrik
    @Lugenfabrik Před 5 lety +27

    Jo Koy is so funny when he yells at people. He gets into a shouting match with Bobby on TigerBelly too and it's hilarious.

    • @venganzaxghost
      @venganzaxghost Před 4 lety

      Lugenfabrik best jokoy tiger belly episode lol

  • @Barth78
    @Barth78 Před 5 lety +259

    Get Mike bispin good guest and to make brendoll uncomfortable

    • @JPWoodward14
      @JPWoodward14 Před 5 lety

      baccy tash barth such a good shout

    • @Barth78
      @Barth78 Před 5 lety +4

      @@JPWoodward14 I know but tight jeans won't have him on incase Mike makes him cry

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou Před 5 lety +10

      Bisping is funny and entertaining as hell. When he was on Rogans, Theo's and Bobby Lee's podcasts, he was funnier than a lot of "comedians" they have on. He's funny in regular convo. Some of the guys in Rogans crew aren't, like Ari, Bert and Schaub. And their standup sucks too so they aren't even good writers but Rogan blessed everybody with that big fanbase

    • @liammorgans7329
      @liammorgans7329 Před 5 lety +7

      Gotta disagree, I find Schaub funny as fuck in conversation.
      Hi standup is obviously horrendous tho.
      Ari and Bert also can be funny in convo, but again, horrendous standup.

    • @Reaper63452
      @Reaper63452 Před 5 lety

      brendtroll

  • @dipgrizzly25
    @dipgrizzly25 Před 5 lety +14

    Bryan: Why has no one come out?
    Bob Lazar, MIT and CalTech jet propulsion expert, verified employee of Los Alamos, worked at Area 51: Hey bro... What about me?
    Bryan: Yeah but not you, the government couldn't possibly keep a secret.
    JFK in his grave: Say what?

    • @gunsalves
      @gunsalves Před 5 lety

      The one dude in like 70 years or however long... come on

    • @DruryXL
      @DruryXL Před 5 lety

      Bob could be telling the truth but I’m not gonna sit here and act like one old mans words matter...

    • @dipgrizzly25
      @dipgrizzly25 Před 5 lety

      @@DruryXL Matters enough that Netflix made a doc, Joe Rogan had him on, and we're all talking about it.

  • @jackson9090
    @jackson9090 Před 5 lety

    Brendan "i hate to interrupt you" LOL!!!!

  • @tomatoslim_
    @tomatoslim_ Před 5 lety +156

    Just here for a silly goose time
    ✌👽🙏😈

  • @James-jm6vt
    @James-jm6vt Před 5 lety +16

    Edgy Brah and Sam are lol'ing at this conversation

  • @Ghigster2
    @Ghigster2 Před 5 lety

    Jo Koy's smothered and covered comment had me rolling on the floor laughing. @44:55 Pull your worms out! Caaah-Cooock!

  • @danilojrg
    @danilojrg Před 3 lety

    The Genius Late Historian🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @hadesmusic1175
    @hadesmusic1175 Před 5 lety +4

    Haha, Jo Koy killed me at the end.

  • @thomassmith8192
    @thomassmith8192 Před 5 lety +304

    Somebody tell Brendan that talking louder and interrupting constantly doesn't make his point more relevant

    • @abelgonzales3695
      @abelgonzales3695 Před 5 lety +9

      The problem is getting him to hear your complaint while he’s still interrupting and talking over you.

    • @hadesmusic1175
      @hadesmusic1175 Před 5 lety +5

      WROOOOOOOONNNNGGGG

    • @yewsi
      @yewsi Před 5 lety +4

      Correct, video proofs your point

    • @liammorgans7329
      @liammorgans7329 Před 5 lety +13

      I gotta say it was actually bry bry this time.
      Shit was painful

    • @danroberts8078
      @danroberts8078 Před 5 lety +3

      It is the only move he has

  • @angiesilvah
    @angiesilvah Před 5 lety

    THANK YOU BRYAN CALLEN!

  • @hawaiianstylen
    @hawaiianstylen Před 5 lety +26

    So he’s arguing that no one came forward with information after all these years. Yet the premise of the argument is over Bob Lazar a one time government employee that came forward with information????

    • @Dwalk416
      @Dwalk416 Před 5 lety

      I swear I was thinking this same thing...and yet it hasn't set off mass hysteria, and funny how this Bob guy hasn't been executed or arrested for treason.....this is number 1 BULLSHIT

    • @WillyQ60
      @WillyQ60 Před 4 lety

      Daniel Walker I heard that if something were to happen to Bob that that In fact would have proved everything he said, if it was all a lie why would they kill him? I believe that’s why they haven’t done anything tbh.

    • @reconbuzz8141
      @reconbuzz8141 Před 3 lety

      LOL HOW DARE YOU SPEAK ABOUT A COMEDY GOD THIS WAY but. your right, however WHERE IS BOBBY BOY NOW? ; ) LOL

    • @romanrey9578
      @romanrey9578 Před 3 lety

      I think the argument would be why arnt there more credible whistle blowers like himself coming out through out the years

  • @kafercrazy
    @kafercrazy Před 5 lety +45

    Brendan "I'm not a conspiracy theory" Swab

  • @mondaymorning9822
    @mondaymorning9822 Před 5 lety +94

    Bryan “I never mention that my dad works for the CFR, which is run by the Rothchilds, whenever I talk conspiracies” Callen.

    • @B.sacamano
      @B.sacamano Před 5 lety +12

      Funny how that is huh?
      I hate Bryan when these talks pop up.

    • @Adrhodes442
      @Adrhodes442 Před 5 lety +18

      You can't "work" for the cfr. You're a member. It'd be like "working" for comic-con. It's literally just a few symposiums/conferences a year and a newsletter or some shit. Educate yourself infant.

    • @jacobwhite9140
      @jacobwhite9140 Před 5 lety +5

      Someone had to say it thank you kind sir

    • @mondaymorning9822
      @mondaymorning9822 Před 5 lety +10

      Adrhodes442 you’re playing the semantics game with saying there’s a difference between “working for” and “being a member of”. The CFR is funded by the Rothchilds, whoever “works” for, or is a “member of” their organisation is going to have their agenda and push their narrative. Open your eyes, little boy.

    • @Adrhodes442
      @Adrhodes442 Před 5 lety +2

      @@mondaymorning9822 Lol. Have fun w that bud...

  • @RentFreeClips1
    @RentFreeClips1 Před 5 lety +3

    Brendan: "Bro I'm not Eddie Bravo, but when you look into it".
    Literally Eddie's line

  • @StangsFoLife
    @StangsFoLife Před 5 lety +10

    One the best episodes of all time, y'all crazy

  • @XavyTrababjar
    @XavyTrababjar Před 5 lety +48

    The funny part about the ufo shit.. bryan was absolutely right. The government couldnt keep a secret that long. It eventually did get out. His name is Bob Lazar 😂😂😂😂

    • @defenestrator9119
      @defenestrator9119 Před 5 lety +1

      @Josh Winslow Like Chris Mellon, Luis Elizondo, Paul Hellyer.

    • @deliciousozone
      @deliciousozone Před 5 lety +1

      came here to say this

    • @bryceo7826
      @bryceo7826 Před 5 lety

      This is all I could think about during that whole argument

    • @chevyhead7274
      @chevyhead7274 Před 5 lety

      Josh Winslow my teachers bro worked for Area 51 n stated that the shit isn’t made up n gets followed around every few months “they check up on him” n my teacher wasn’t a nut case lol one the smartest people ive ever met n would call bullshit

    • @devonkeiser1939
      @devonkeiser1939 Před 5 lety

      I FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!!! A great point was made about Area 51 being a secret facility up until bill Clinton verified it. So they kept that secret for like 50 years. Why couldn’t they keep the contents of one hangar in the whole facility secret for like a liiiittle longer??

  • @tannerc3223
    @tannerc3223 Před 5 lety +77

    10:08 is when the show starts to matter again

  • @daniellim5137
    @daniellim5137 Před 5 lety +1

    Brendan: Why do they call them corns?
    Jo: They look like corns.
    Moving on..

  • @Ashmatthewsmusic
    @Ashmatthewsmusic Před 5 lety +2

    I live in Dayton, OH and work across the street from Wright-Patt Air Force base where the Hanger Jo Koy mentioned is located.

    • @Bekki_Gray
      @Bekki_Gray Před 5 lety

      Witness any strange activity first-hand?

  • @hoodiestimbs2783
    @hoodiestimbs2783 Před 5 lety +213

    Brendan is conversation strangler Stevens

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits Před 5 lety

      Hoodies&Timbs Schuab is the man! WINNING ⭐️

    • @Bhubnipz
      @Bhubnipz Před 5 lety +4

      Bryan trying to give a TED Talk about random boring shit and telling made up stories isn’t conversation

    • @raydon14ify
      @raydon14ify Před 5 lety +2

      YEEESSSSS

    • @grindvilleblackj
      @grindvilleblackj Před 5 lety +3

      Bit beating Brendan

    • @danielstudart2062
      @danielstudart2062 Před 5 lety +2

      He's BKJ and CSS not EII.

  • @Nfnf889
    @Nfnf889 Před 5 lety +222

    I bet everyone at comedy store loves to follow after shaub 😂🤣😂

    • @matthenry2564
      @matthenry2564 Před 5 lety

      😭

    • @aligroves6725
      @aligroves6725 Před 5 lety +15

      Serious note why do y’all shit on Brendan so much but watch every episode???

    • @playea123
      @playea123 Před 5 lety +5

      @@aligroves6725 because Bryan or Theo is here....

    • @aligroves6725
      @aligroves6725 Před 5 lety

      crevice pounder huh

    • @Earthad23
      @Earthad23 Před 5 lety +1

      Takes a lot of energy to hate on someone , ya jealous ?

  • @mavmag4418
    @mavmag4418 Před 4 lety

    The tail end of this podcast is amazing lol love it

  • @KDubz615
    @KDubz615 Před 5 lety +4

    Love Bryan's super strong stance without even listening to Lazar.

  • @aarond5511
    @aarond5511 Před 5 lety +99

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting Brendan
    Interr-
    Blahhhhhhhhh!!!

  • @YourSelfDefenseShop
    @YourSelfDefenseShop Před 5 lety +206

    Brendan interrupts so much it almost makes it unwatchable.

    • @doghouse010
      @doghouse010 Před 5 lety +17

      the lat 10 minutes is such a shit show I now think Jo Koy is a complete douche as well

    • @Phantomoscar
      @Phantomoscar Před 5 lety

      Stfu

    • @Earthad23
      @Earthad23 Před 5 lety +2

      If only they weren’t forcing you to listen

    • @isaiah365
      @isaiah365 Před 5 lety

      @@doghouse010 To be fair, can't really judge a person's entirety from a very small sample

    • @JD-ns9mr
      @JD-ns9mr Před 5 lety +1

      It’s getting annoying sometimes

  • @EzMMS
    @EzMMS Před 5 lety

    Oh the escalation on the end !! 😂

  • @glennrudolph
    @glennrudolph Před 3 lety

    22:30 I am a dentist and this fascinated me....because 2 days later jo is doing a podcast and talking for hours. Bravo 👏🏽 and for the record, a veneer is like a crown but only 1 side (sometimes it wraps around a tiny bit) and a crown is a full coverage tooth that sits in the “prepped” tooth like a hat/cap. Just clearing it up for anyone confused by that picture on google.

  • @youngbryancallen6509
    @youngbryancallen6509 Před 5 lety +19

    The last 50 mins of this was straight fire 🔥

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o Před 5 lety

      Young or old . Never not a tool

  • @ItsMulThaiMedia
    @ItsMulThaiMedia Před 5 lety +17

    Hahahaha. This episode was great!! Especially towards the end

  • @gonmunozf
    @gonmunozf Před 5 lety +1

    1:36:43 THAT LOOKS LIKE A HANGAR
    goddammit bryan I just laughed out loud at work and everyone is staring at me

  • @StealthNinja7
    @StealthNinja7 Před 5 lety

    This was THE BEST PODCAST EVER!!!

  • @HesBack420
    @HesBack420 Před 5 lety +4

    Yes chin youve picked the perfect day to upload this... On my birthday so atleast I can start the day right by watching some tfatk !!

  • @codymclaughlin5596
    @codymclaughlin5596 Před 5 lety +38

    Bryan"how has a scientist not come out and talked about ufo's while talking about Bob Lazar the scientist who came out and talked about the ufo's he worked on"Callen

    • @thepowerfulf.a.z1292
      @thepowerfulf.a.z1292 Před 5 lety +4

      Cody McLaughlin this episode made me hate Bryan he is a pretentious asshole and will no longer support any of his solo endeavors

    • @jrufus11
      @jrufus11 Před 5 lety +2

      @@thepowerfulf.a.z1292 he has to do it he's an insider daddy is in the cfr and is watching kid callen support government secrets

    • @zacharmstrong7807
      @zacharmstrong7807 Před 5 lety +6

      He is an example of someone who has a mind that will refuse to believe to protect itself. He had not even seen any of the Lazar podcast or info and yet he still wants to argue. He seemed to get enjoyment from getting a rouse out of the guest and big brown. :/

    • @AbbyTraveler
      @AbbyTraveler Před 5 lety +3

      Bryan wants guys like Lazar to show proof of what they're saying and not just talk about it.

    • @AbbyTraveler
      @AbbyTraveler Před 5 lety +1

      @@thepowerfulf.a.z1292 This episode made me like Bryan even more for putting Brendan on blast for not listening. Brendan is the pretentious one who makes me not want to listen to the show half the time. To each his own I guess.

  • @bbautista061979
    @bbautista061979 Před 5 lety +28

    Bryan: THE GOVERNMENT TELLS US EVERYTHING!!! WELL NO, NO, NO, THEY DO HAVE SECRETS. BUT NOT ABOUT UFO'S..... lmao, Bryan i wanted to smack you threw the screen......

  • @johnlee813
    @johnlee813 Před 5 lety +2

    lmao this podcast gets so fukin funny towards the end

  • @bterwin9887
    @bterwin9887 Před 5 lety +10

    Brenda knows the inner workings of calmedy. giving a vet advice..again

  • @int3533
    @int3533 Před 5 lety +245

    The late stuff is understandable but doing a podcast for 6 years and constantly every episode loudly talking over people is really becoming unbearable to listen to 🤦‍♂️ get it together...

    • @queefqueefington
      @queefqueefington Před 5 lety +13

      Yeah I can understand if you have other things and you’re busy and its not that serious if you have to start the podcast 30min-1 hour later. But the fact that you are almost 40 years old and dont know how to let people talk and constantly interrupt them

    • @stephenlambert9826
      @stephenlambert9826 Před 5 lety +3

      Yes and Bryan interrupted shwarrrrb in the last episode and shwarrrrrb pulled him for it 😂

    • @bigeazy126
      @bigeazy126 Před 5 lety +20

      Don’t watch pussy

    • @CrookDanny
      @CrookDanny Před 5 lety +7

      Niko Lörslörö he has a full tour schedule - let us know which show you want to go and I’ll buy your ticket so you can film yourself telling him off.

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou Před 5 lety +7

      Its bad when Joe has to tell them to stop talking over each other EVERY fight companion they do together. Why the fuck do they think it's okay to just start talking while someone else is talking and keep talking until the first person shuts up.
      This episode sucked.. Bobby Lee with Jo Koy was so much better

  • @artofwar420
    @artofwar420 Před 5 lety +1

    I love the OOHFO talk, loved how serious Bryan got. I really hope they get some experts in the field to come and talk about aliens.

  • @FanatikJ
    @FanatikJ Před 4 lety

    This was a great podcast! The second-half goes hard.

  • @get_this88
    @get_this88 Před 5 lety +142

    Brendan dude. Chill out bud...

  • @Eddievargas1
    @Eddievargas1 Před 5 lety +15

    It’s pretty clear that Brendan watched 4 minutes of that jre with bob lazar 😂😂 didn’t know any thing that he said 1) worked on 9 ship ❌2) worked there for 30 years❌ 3) worked to figure out how it flew ❌
    Correct answers 1) worked on single ship 2) worked there for 6 months 3) worked on propulsion ✔️✔️✔️

    • @Eddievargas1
      @Eddievargas1 Před 5 lety +2

      Richard o'bara they way he said it was like the controls and bob lazar said he had no clue how they control it to fly. But close enough for his CTE brain I guess

    • @raydenwins1071
      @raydenwins1071 Před 5 lety +1

      No way Brendan can say propulsion. We would need a six hour podcast for that one. Duh plopolsion B. B poploujion. Puplshun.

    • @MrWorld-hc5rs
      @MrWorld-hc5rs Před 5 lety

      @@raydenwins1071 I'd pay money to hear that inbred say propulsion.

  • @marineonsurez
    @marineonsurez Před 5 lety

    “You fuckin scribed me bro!?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dipgrizzly25
    @dipgrizzly25 Před 5 lety +29

    Who did your Daddy work for? #NoSecrets

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits Před 5 lety +1

      DaNangDick CFR anti-American scumbaggery is the trade of the Callen family.

  • @Riceball80IA
    @Riceball80IA Před 5 lety +27

    Brendan went pretty hard for just recently having heard the Lazar story. And he had a couple things wrong. So Bryan went hard too.

    • @MrWorld-hc5rs
      @MrWorld-hc5rs Před 5 lety

      He called him Bob Laser one time.

    • @Riceball80IA
      @Riceball80IA Před 5 lety +1

      Mr. World More than one time. I would say five times. Never pronounced correctly.

  • @pvinvictus
    @pvinvictus Před 5 lety +3

    oh my god I died laughing... best fighter and the kid ever... jesus... have Jo on more and run this back...!

  • @Ilovecomedy818
    @Ilovecomedy818 Před 5 lety

    1:34:30 watch this after smoking some weed. You'll die of laughter ahahahaha

  • @jrokz1209
    @jrokz1209 Před 5 lety +3

    Callen and bravo need to debate hahahahahah😁😁😁

    • @kjhddd6499
      @kjhddd6499 Před 5 lety

      I think Bravo and Schaub would be more hilarious!

    • @ryan3390
      @ryan3390 Před 5 lety

      They have on at least a dozen Fight Companions. Go check them out, some of the most entertaining podcasts.

  • @canwejustbe6373
    @canwejustbe6373 Před 5 lety +58

    Brendan should listen more in this sit down

    • @haidenbroomfield1570
      @haidenbroomfield1570 Před 5 lety

      on his own show?

    • @canwejustbe6373
      @canwejustbe6373 Před 5 lety

      @@haidenbroomfield1570 ya "on his own show" that he has a guest for ten minutes that can speak from experience about his comedy. Just because it's his show doesn't mean he's the shining star. Just because he knows Koys' story doesn't mean he has to blurt it out. And its crazy that he acts like he can relate but his own story does.not. stand. up.

    • @haidenbroomfield1570
      @haidenbroomfield1570 Před 5 lety

      CanWe JustBe theirs no set of rules to follow when doing a podcast, if you’re looking for more insight on things watch another podcast this podcast is literally callen and schaub having a regular conversation with cameras rolling

    • @canwejustbe6373
      @canwejustbe6373 Před 5 lety

      @@haidenbroomfield1570 why don't you read my original comment.

  • @e30sdontrun86
    @e30sdontrun86 Před 5 lety +11

    @4:08
    The show he can't remember is call Full Size Run!
    And we need Brendan on there!!!

  • @YourBeastRoy
    @YourBeastRoy Před 5 lety +3

    How did Jo and Brendon make Bryan sound like Peterson debating any media journalist... Haha

  • @cano5206
    @cano5206 Před 5 lety +8

    Callen's superiority complex came out this episode "you guys are infants, you should be quiet and listen"

  • @tkcaapi2876
    @tkcaapi2876 Před 5 lety +4

    Jo's netflix special was real fun to watch. with so many choices in comedy , it was cool to see Jo step up and rock some sweet
    old school vibes. hes paid his dues.
    hawaii was perfect location😃🌴

  • @Dem0disc
    @Dem0disc Před 5 lety +14

    When Brendan has a point he'll literally just say anything lol

  • @jamescarter6329
    @jamescarter6329 Před 5 lety

    The last 25 minutes reminds me of being at my family reunion

  • @blackout2430
    @blackout2430 Před 5 lety

    Bryan being late is me every time I go anywhere with friends