My Dilbert Box

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  • čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
  • enjoy this prank.

Komentáře • 80

  • @mikezazworsky
    @mikezazworsky Před rokem +25

    "...on my Canon Inkjet Printer."
    What a subtle brag that was. Like we wouldn't notice. We get it, you've got more money than us.

  • @tauruschorus
    @tauruschorus Před rokem +51

    “I’m in charge of cutting out the Dilbert strips” is officially on my resume.

  • @sraeoz
    @sraeoz Před rokem +9

    This is what it feels like listening to Gregg Turkington talk movies.

  • @FloatDown
    @FloatDown Před rokem +36

    I can appreciate this guy having some principles. He doesn't wanna do business with some gd Dilbert freak

    • @MeThePeoples
      @MeThePeoples Před rokem +1

      These phone calls are actually a test to weed out society's Dilby Boxers. Tim failed

  • @TolkienStudy
    @TolkienStudy Před rokem +41

    “I do my best”

    • @schtuff.8207
      @schtuff.8207 Před rokem +2

      In the same tone as "I wish you the BEST".

  • @hrossaman
    @hrossaman Před rokem +16

    Tim's voice is so layered with deadpan brilliance

  • @nothing.here182
    @nothing.here182 Před rokem +39

    He should've offered Tim some HEI points

  • @jackb8598
    @jackb8598 Před rokem +4

    It’s amazing to me that these guys actually find people to scam considering how insanely foreign they sound, and also considering how impatient they are by hanging up immediately on someone who - seemingly would be interested in buying into the scam- all merely due to them being an owner of a Dilbert box.

  • @TheAlmightiest
    @TheAlmightiest Před rokem +8

    The dude just wouldn't have someone who keeps supporting Dilbert as his customer. All I see is a fella with strong principles!

  • @meeekeeey
    @meeekeeey Před rokem +31

    This was a good goof and a spoof.

    • @bscherer90
      @bscherer90 Před rokem +2

      It's not some ripped off pirate Jag

    • @meeekeeey
      @meeekeeey Před rokem +1

      @@bscherer90 NO MORE BULLSHIT

    • @bscherer90
      @bscherer90 Před rokem

      @mike.333 that's kind of controversial

    • @meeekeeey
      @meeekeeey Před rokem

      @@bscherer90 that's how I roll, maaan

  • @chriswong9677
    @chriswong9677 Před rokem +26

    Sounds like someone didn't appreciate the idea of a Dilbert Box.

  • @sportsentertained
    @sportsentertained Před rokem +26

    Yeah you're going to want to print those out directly from the website and then after they're printed out place them inside of the Dilbert Box. That's what Scott Adams was saying he recommends for clippers like us.

    • @Jerbear767
      @Jerbear767 Před rokem +5

      make sure you're using a canon inkjet printer like Tim...when it comes to clipping, you really can't be too careful

    • @chainlightning58
      @chainlightning58 Před rokem +3

      Or just take a picture of the screen with your digicam and then transfer the files to your computer. Then use that handy inkjet to get those sweet Dilbert coms in your box.

    • @privateprofile9659
      @privateprofile9659 Před rokem

      ​@Mia Edgemon Thank's Mia

  • @christianlesniak
    @christianlesniak Před rokem +9

    Scammers are trained to immediately hang up at the mention of a Dilbert Box, as Dilbert readers are notoriously unscammable; Cathy Box owners are the real cash cows.

  • @dvewlsh
    @dvewlsh Před rokem +3

    Not sure why this bit is making me laugh so hard, but it is.

  • @GoetiaTV
    @GoetiaTV Před rokem +1

    Dilbert Box saved at least 2 elderly people from getting scammed.

  • @drivr8
    @drivr8 Před rokem +7

    11.5 x 9 for sure

  • @IheartDLX
    @IheartDLX Před rokem +2

    this call can’t be just talkin bout numbers

  • @Toosii2times
    @Toosii2times Před rokem +2

    AYYYY the ol’ INK JET
    Shout out to Tim & Gelman have lunch boiii

  • @Exodus26.13Pi
    @Exodus26.13Pi Před rokem +21

    The energy needed to do this comes from genius and faith.
    His standup Pepsi Coke At The Cinema bit is pinnacle humor. The character reminds me of me minus the comedy.
    Tim & Eric, Good Job 👏

  • @cattle1216
    @cattle1216 Před rokem +5

    Longmont Heidecker Castle

  • @clovismcpony
    @clovismcpony Před rokem +6

    I thought I was the only one with a Dilbert box.

  • @targaghjj
    @targaghjj Před rokem

    This is the hardest I have laughed in a long time!

  • @bycorduroy8269
    @bycorduroy8269 Před 11 měsíci

    the way he says “I do my best” is so subtly sad

  • @DodongoManoof
    @DodongoManoof Před rokem +4

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Tim you still got it!!!

  • @SBRS47
    @SBRS47 Před rokem +5

    That's half!

  • @EmilDellgren
    @EmilDellgren Před rokem +2

    I think printing out the latest Dilbert comics is a smart way to keep collecting for the box.

  • @ClarenceJBoddicker
    @ClarenceJBoddicker Před rokem +17

    Why would he hang up after you were willing to be vulnerable about your role in the family that you took on, willingly, to provide a safe place for Dibert comics. What an asshole.

  • @nowhere_dan
    @nowhere_dan Před rokem +9

    This is so funny

  • @bradstieber8715
    @bradstieber8715 Před rokem +4

    LPC would be proud

  • @chopzymalone
    @chopzymalone Před rokem +5

    As long as the dilbert box is up to date.

  • @michaelandmoecams8020
    @michaelandmoecams8020 Před rokem +1

    I've got a Dilbert box to but it operates ... A little differently.

  • @brantelope5257
    @brantelope5257 Před rokem +1

    I asked my local H&R Block about their Dilbert Box offerings but they didn’t have any, so I’ll have to do my taxes myself this year

  • @bumplummer
    @bumplummer Před rokem +13

    Kitboga would be proud

  • @moralebooster8437
    @moralebooster8437 Před rokem +5

    Hey Tom just wondering if I could have a go in the Dilbert box? Just for maybe like a day or 2, just to check it out, seems interesting. Thanks

  • @farragutspikes1
    @farragutspikes1 Před rokem

    Reminds me a bit of a Richard Christy Howard Stern phony phone call with the pacing of it.

  • @higgsbosonberg4316
    @higgsbosonberg4316 Před rokem +1

    ❌️The Hilbert Hotel
    ✅️The Dilbert Box

  • @rrieske1
    @rrieske1 Před rokem +1

    I wish I had a Dilbert box

  • @AlwithJoe
    @AlwithJoe Před rokem +2

    Tim you are a master at this

  • @tslodemi
    @tslodemi Před rokem +1

    Dilbert Box works every time

  • @Franco1395
    @Franco1395 Před rokem

    Standard 11 1/2 x 9. The guy knew he was the product at that point.

  • @jacquelinedeniston9108
    @jacquelinedeniston9108 Před rokem +2

    This is great!

  • @mikkelfraskui
    @mikkelfraskui Před rokem +1

    Please do more phone pranks/scambaits, Tim! Loved you in Oslo. Come back!

  • @chatsidefires
    @chatsidefires Před rokem +7

    My credit card companies when they're talking about 12.5 they're talking about how many years I'll be in prison for.
    Tim is pretty much guaranteed to use the word access in about 85% of the things he puts out. It's not like an obscure or unusual word, but his use of it frequently is unusual in a good way. If you're going to play drinking game with Tim, do not play the drink every time he says access game you will die.

  • @sl3nd3rb0t
    @sl3nd3rb0t Před rokem +4

    nice box

  • @cameronkaercher919
    @cameronkaercher919 Před rokem +1

    That dude just keeps talking!

  • @ChaseTheDisgrace
    @ChaseTheDisgrace Před rokem +1

    Get Dilbert'd

  • @yrneho
    @yrneho Před rokem +1

    more please i’m begging

  • @kf7721
    @kf7721 Před rokem +1

    If you guys would like more trolling telemarketers look up Lenny this guy uses a soundboard called Lenny and he destroys telemarketers

  • @VENZUL0
    @VENZUL0 Před rokem +1

    The noive of them to hang up

  • @Nobody_Special310
    @Nobody_Special310 Před rokem

    From the makers of My Big Cup.

  • @TheInevitableClyphe
    @TheInevitableClyphe Před rokem +1

    My Dilbert

  • @bradL10000
    @bradL10000 Před rokem +1

    The box where my cat goes to do personal matters is called the Dilbert Box. There's no special reason, it's just a good name for it. It happens to be lined with Dilbert comics too, but that's just a coincidence.

  • @abundantYOUniverse
    @abundantYOUniverse Před rokem

    Alrighty then. Its been.

  • @ok-eu5nq
    @ok-eu5nq Před rokem

    let us know if he ever tells you whether he knows what you mean or not

  • @tomatoplot
    @tomatoplot Před rokem +2

    Guy hung up cause he had grime in his pipes.

  • @bendonahue
    @bendonahue Před rokem

    thanks

  • @bboppppppppppppp
    @bboppppppppppppp Před rokem +2

    thats half

  • @WingZeroSymphonics
    @WingZeroSymphonics Před rokem +1

    In charge of clipping dilbert strips lol. RIP dilbert prints.

  • @angstkitsch
    @angstkitsch Před rokem

    As a clipper myself I understand the joys of a Dilbert box but it's not right to litter such a precious space with knickknacks and junk like "credit cards"

  • @theartofSkinner
    @theartofSkinner Před rokem

    Got eeeeeeeeem!

  • @misterpopeofficial.
    @misterpopeofficial. Před rokem

    Ended too soon

  • @atticeyes
    @atticeyes Před rokem

    LPC vibes

  • @Fake_Robot
    @Fake_Robot Před rokem

    he was triggered 😏

  • @steveclark392
    @steveclark392 Před rokem

    Hmmmm

  • @madtitanbathos
    @madtitanbathos Před rokem

    So someone calls you to help reduce your debt by half and all you can think about is Dilbert? Classless.

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 Před rokem

      Tim Heidecker more like Dim Heidecker

  • @ImmortalDuke
    @ImmortalDuke Před rokem

    git internet

  • @tauruschorus
    @tauruschorus Před rokem

    @nickmullenisgay

  • @planetfour
    @planetfour Před rokem +1

    @WorldRecordPodcast seething somewhere at view count