My 2nd semester in my college, someone's roommate was smoking marijuana in the room. The smell was still in the room, and the RA wrote up the guy that that didn't do it. The roommate lied. The Hall Director said it'll just have to remain a mystery, and the write up stood. That's the time to give them all the middle finger and take your business elsewhere.
When I was college, the career counselor told us that we have the power. If an employer doesn't suit you, give them the middle finger and go elsewhere without actually giving them the middle finger. If an RA doesn't suit you, give them the middle finger. When you're leaving on the last day, give them them the middle finger again on your way out.
No chick would ever go home with a guy living in a dorm room. When I lived in a college dorm, the only ones who got action in their dorm rooms were hot chicks with tall, masculine boyfriends and a couple of guys who already had girlfriends prior to moving in. There was a really small amount of hookups between residents, also, in their rooms.
Back around 2012, the apartments near college campus were jacking up the rents for easy money. Now, the 2nd gold rush on. The commercial developers are headed for the college campuses for easy money, and it's build baby, build. It's gonna be on, and I'm super excited to see it all plays out.😁
My 2nd semester in my college dorm, the RA that everyone hated saw someone under 21 with a can of beer. So, he hid it behind his door and told the RA to go get a search warrant. The 6 eyewitness in the room were all going to lie and say there was no beer. I don't know what the outcome was, but the rest of the RAs turned against the guy. He should've just given them all the middle finger and taken his business elsewhere.
The 1st college I attended said to bring your best smile to orientation. The 2nd college should've said to bring your middle finger when you move into your dorm room because you're gonna need it.
My 2nd year after moving out of the dorms, there was going to be student government because of apathy to give dorm residents a voice. But the only voice they needed was their middle finger, and that didn't require student government.
Staying in a dorm is like staying near Disneyland. If you're going to sleep in your room, get a cheap one. If you're just going to sleep in your dorm room, get an apartment, instead. I was hoping for more than just a room, but I didn't get shit, except grief.
I found out that if you live in the dorms, you can together with your buddies and go to all the football games to get action by cheering when your team scores a touchdown. But that's it for the action.
If you hold your hand up, there are 5 fingers. If you touch your pinky finger with your thumb, there are 3 fingers. Everyone living in a college dorm should hold their hand up to their RA, touch their pinky finger and their thumb together, and tell their RA to read between the lines as soon as their RA starts giving them shit.
I remember when Obama did the beer summit to resolve a conflict. The way to resolve a conflict with the RAs is to give them the middle finger and call it the handshake summit.
My 2nd semester in my college dorm, someone got caught with a keg of beer in his room while having a party. The guy got put on probation for the rest of the year. He was saying that a keg of beer was like prostitution because it was victimless. So, he should just given both his RA and the Hall Director the middle finger and started looking for an apartment. Then, on the last day, he should've just given his room key to the RA and given her the middle finger after she did the walkthrough on his room.
I found the video that said that the Barrett kids don't get any action. When all cool people are interviewed, body counts are inflated. If little people are interviewed, you can tell they're not getting not any action.
Everyone has to make a tough decision, and choosing the Barrett Honors College is like choosing to live your whole life without ever getting any action. lmao
I was told that I was going to get friends for life. I got friends for a year in the dorms, and I had to work really hard to get those. I didn't get shit after that. I'm still waiting for my friends for life.
An ad for Big League Chew bubble gum just came up on my feed. The LEDs chick is just like the bubble gum, delicious for munching and pink on the inside.
A University of Oregon video that teaches about the power of if. What if? If becomes how. How becomes when, and when becomes now. I also believe in the power of if. What if everyone moved out their college dorm and gave them the middle finger on their way out? lmao hahahahaha
Housing at The Ohio State University just came up on my feed. I watched it, and they're super snobby. They're just like the Barrett Honors College. No one's getting any action there.
When I moved out my dorm after my 1st year, I'd watch Michael Jordan play at a sports pub near campus. I might as well have just skipped college and just watched Michael Jordan, instead.
I watching a student documentary on the dorms at San Diego State. Some guy thought he was going to get with the chicks and get laid. He'll get a room, a bed, and action from his right hand and that's it.
I thought I was going to live in my college dorms and find the love my life there or in my classes. Oh, my goodness! I really lost my marbles on that one. That's what being young and dumb was all about.
I've been thinking about the Rolling Stones' tongue. A tongue's short length would make it more difficult to get in there. If tongues were 8 inches long, it would be easy to get in there.
idk just usually the boys that have a flag are like frat boys, rowdy, rude, etc. but most of the time when you think of a flag on the wall of a person that you would assign those adjectives to mentally would be like a trump flag or like saturday is for the boys thats just what i think of from what ive seen
Someone when I was in college used to fantasize while looking at Playboy magazines. I fantasize about the LEDs chick, just like he fantasized about the chicks in the Playboy magazines.
University of Oregon - Explore the power of "if." What if the middle finger had power? What if everyone living in a college dorm used that power against their RA? What if everyone gave their RA the middle finger as they walk out on the last day? What if?
All the RAs think that you have to put up with their shit because they're the ones in authority. Well, everyone needs to give them the middle finger and take back the power.
Every guy who chooses the Barrett Honors College will get to turn their door knob with their right hand and get to do something else with their right hand, and that's all they're getting. So much for going off to college to get laid.
Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars just came up on my feed. He should've just given him the middle finger, instead. I saw a video from UTexas teaching about Aaron Burr challenging Alexander Hamilton to a duel. He should've just given him the middle finger, instead.
All the different channels interview cool people who get a lot of action. So, all the guys watching videos think if they live in the dorms, they'll get a lot of action, also. It ain't gonna happen. They might as well just try to get action from Sparky at a football game.
dani is so mommy
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Love Dani's variety of facial expressions after hearing the answers lol
I know Dani never disappoints 🤣🤣
Confirmed as a BOT or Barstool intern ? These robo comments are whack...
Bro really loves Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He rehearsed for that moment on the daily.
1:27 Tf was that ?! Lol
Acid reflux from drinking straight vodka
he took a bite of the pickle to start the video lol
@@neonhenry oh shit he did ? I must’ve missed that lol
Credit to the people for taking the time to *flag* up their concerns. 😉
Making these type of videos has make Dani pretty good at improv. She has to persuit comedy acting
Good luck 😁
Good work Dani keep it goin'!
Dani is so unbelievably GORGEOUS !!!!!!!!!
My 2nd semester in my college, someone's roommate was smoking marijuana in the room. The smell was still in the room, and the RA wrote up the guy that that didn't do it. The roommate lied. The Hall Director said it'll just have to remain a mystery, and the write up stood. That's the time to give them all the middle finger and take your business elsewhere.
Wow imagine picking up a girl acting like an Oompa Loompa 🤣🤣
When I was college, the career counselor told us that we have the power. If an employer doesn't suit you, give them the middle finger and go elsewhere without actually giving them the middle finger. If an RA doesn't suit you, give them the middle finger. When you're leaving on the last day, give them them the middle finger again on your way out.
No chick would ever go home with a guy living in a dorm room. When I lived in a college dorm, the only ones who got action in their dorm rooms were hot chicks with tall, masculine boyfriends and a couple of guys who already had girlfriends prior to moving in. There was a really small amount of hookups between residents, also, in their rooms.
Back around 2012, the apartments near college campus were jacking up the rents for easy money. Now, the 2nd gold rush on. The commercial developers are headed for the college campuses for easy money, and it's build baby, build. It's gonna be on, and I'm super excited to see it all plays out.😁
My 2nd semester in my college dorm, the RA that everyone hated saw someone under 21 with a can of beer. So, he hid it behind his door and told the RA to go get a search warrant. The 6 eyewitness in the room were all going to lie and say there was no beer. I don't know what the outcome was, but the rest of the RAs turned against the guy. He should've just given them all the middle finger and taken his business elsewhere.
If I took a shot everytime Dani said creepy I'd be passed out like seriously girls need to take that out of their everyday vocab
The 1st college I attended said to bring your best smile to orientation. The 2nd college should've said to bring your middle finger when you move into your dorm room because you're gonna need it.
Living at the Barrett Honors College is like getting friend zoned before you even show up. lmao
DANI IS THE BEST I LOVE HER BRO 😂❤
My 2nd year after moving out of the dorms, there was going to be student government because of apathy to give dorm residents a voice. But the only voice they needed was their middle finger, and that didn't require student government.
When your RA asks where you're living next year, hold up your middle finger and say here's my lease.
Staying in a dorm is like staying near Disneyland. If you're going to sleep in your room, get a cheap one. If you're just going to sleep in your dorm room, get an apartment, instead. I was hoping for more than just a room, but I didn't get shit, except grief.
I found out that if you live in the dorms, you can together with your buddies and go to all the football games to get action by cheering when your team scores a touchdown. But that's it for the action.
I found out in another video that the Barrett Honors College students don't get any action. That one really made my whole day.
If you hold your hand up, there are 5 fingers. If you touch your pinky finger with your thumb, there are 3 fingers. Everyone living in a college dorm should hold their hand up to their RA, touch their pinky finger and their thumb together, and tell their RA to read between the lines as soon as their RA starts giving them shit.
I remember when Obama did the beer summit to resolve a conflict. The way to resolve a conflict with the RAs is to give them the middle finger and call it the handshake summit.
My 2nd semester in my college dorm, someone got caught with a keg of beer in his room while having a party. The guy got put on probation for the rest of the year. He was saying that a keg of beer was like prostitution because it was victimless. So, he should just given both his RA and the Hall Director the middle finger and started looking for an apartment. Then, on the last day, he should've just given his room key to the RA and given her the middle finger after she did the walkthrough on his room.
If she asked me that I would have said I wouldn’t know any red flags, I’ve never gotten to be in a girls dorm room 🥲🥲
thanks for the awesome vid Dirty D
Great content
An ad for the Draft Kings run for the roses just came up. The real run is to be the chad who gets to hammer away on the LEDs chick.
What's wrong with having a flag in your room?
I love how she uses a pickle for a microphone.
Dani got them yams
Confirmed as a BOT or Barstool intern ? These robo comments are whack...
@@readyfortheworld9232 I am not a bot sir. I just appreciate the yams.
@@tonymeyers9079 Glad you are a real person !
@@mrsparks138 Meg from Family Guy !
I found the video that said that the Barrett kids don't get any action. When all cool people are interviewed, body counts are inflated. If little people are interviewed, you can tell they're not getting not any action.
The return of the 🥒!! ❤️Any chance we get naner 🍌 interviews in the future? 🤔
Everyone has to make a tough decision, and choosing the Barrett Honors College is like choosing to live your whole life without ever getting any action. lmao
hello Dani dear,great video as always :)
I was told that I was going to get friends for life. I got friends for a year in the dorms, and I had to work really hard to get those. I didn't get shit after that. I'm still waiting for my friends for life.
You and Lara are awesome.
An ad for Big League Chew bubble gum just came up on my feed. The LEDs chick is just like the bubble gum, delicious for munching and pink on the inside.
A University of Oregon video that teaches about the power of if. What if? If becomes how. How becomes when, and when becomes now. I also believe in the power of if. What if everyone moved out their college dorm and gave them the middle finger on their way out? lmao hahahahaha
I cant believe i met Dani fine ass in person at SF State 😭😭
Housing at The Ohio State University just came up on my feed. I watched it, and they're super snobby. They're just like the Barrett Honors College. No one's getting any action there.
When I moved out my dorm after my 1st year, I'd watch Michael Jordan play at a sports pub near campus. I might as well have just skipped college and just watched Michael Jordan, instead.
I just found out that USC students get tons of action. I bet they wouldn't get any action at the Barrett Honors College.
Sun Devils shirt has pretty high standards for a goblin
Si fun video ❤❤😂😂
I watching a student documentary on the dorms at San Diego State. Some guy thought he was going to get with the chicks and get laid. He'll get a room, a bed, and action from his right hand and that's it.
Crystals 😂😂😂
I thought I was going to live in my college dorms and find the love my life there or in my classes. Oh, my goodness! I really lost my marbles on that one. That's what being young and dumb was all about.
i hate waiting in the dmv
Dani's face swells in the morning due to her constipation !
I've been checking out bottles of Pink Whitney real closely and can guarantee that the LED's chick is pinker on the inside than Pink Whitney.
I've been thinking about the Rolling Stones' tongue. A tongue's short length would make it more difficult to get in there. If tongues were 8 inches long, it would be easy to get in there.
what is up with flags being a red flag? I want to have a flag of my favorite club in my room as a decor. Whats wrong with that?
idk just usually the boys that have a flag are like frat boys, rowdy, rude, etc. but most of the time when you think of a flag on the wall of a person that you would assign those adjectives to mentally would be like a trump flag or like saturday is for the boys thats just what i think of from what ive seen
I mean if the flag has some red in it then it's a red flag straight away - unacceptable!
Someone when I was in college used to fantasize while looking at Playboy magazines. I fantasize about the LEDs chick, just like he fantasized about the chicks in the Playboy magazines.
University of Oregon - Explore the power of "if." What if the middle finger had power? What if everyone living in a college dorm used that power against their RA? What if everyone gave their RA the middle finger as they walk out on the last day? What if?
How is having a flag considered a red flag🚩? 😅
A guy's dorm room doesn't matter one bit. He's not getting laid. He might as well just attend a community college and live at home.
All the RAs think that you have to put up with their shit because they're the ones in authority. Well, everyone needs to give them the middle finger and take back the power.
I saw a CZcams short that said that Drake has a huge one. He's only 6'0'', but anything's possible.
I really think Dani is so beautiful and she Is so hilarious
Cap
I just watched an ad for Pink Whitney, and they said they're checking IDs. The LEDs chick looks 20 and really pink on the inside, so she's good to go.
Every guy who chooses the Barrett Honors College will get to turn their door knob with their right hand and get to do something else with their right hand, and that's all they're getting. So much for going off to college to get laid.
1:40
Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars just came up on my feed. He should've just given him the middle finger, instead. I saw a video from UTexas teaching about Aaron Burr challenging Alexander Hamilton to a duel. He should've just given him the middle finger, instead.
Pink Whitney was started by Ryan Whitney, and be hammering away on the LEDs chick's pink juiciness if he ever came across her.
Dani, you have a bandaid?
I live you content Babe
weirdo
Whats up with the dill pickle tho lol
Dill pickle represents a P*nis ( It is an inside joke at Barstool)
Another channel said that each new generation of chicks has less interest in guys. They must be talking the chicks at the Barrett Honors College.
rip tommy
You are great. But... were late from some place?
Dani your volume is always low on videos
That's the pickle microphone. It's an older model.
When I used to whack when I younger, there was no get in there. It was always in there.
Banmer!
WOWW.
Daaaaaaaniiiiiiiii❤❤
That lady at the end putting her phone between her thighs….
Can you and Lara collab again
Dani left them high and dry to go to Barstool . It wasnt pretty - Not likely
Hi there superb post
All the different channels interview cool people who get a lot of action. So, all the guys watching videos think if they live in the dorms, they'll get a lot of action, also. It ain't gonna happen. They might as well just try to get action from Sparky at a football game.
Whats the barstool thing about? 🤔
It's the logo of the company that Dani works for, Barstool Sports.
@@taintedlogicng6985 thanks, what does the company do? I thought she worked for daily dropout and her own videos were a side thing?
The juicystar07 channel just came up, but she's not even in the same ballpark as the LED's chick. She's the real juicy star.
Is she holding a pickle?
Our country is doomed 😢
They talk in their meetings about the dill pickle representing a Pen*s, but dont have the courage yet to use a dild*0... !
planets don't have countries
I mean i love it
Dani is sexy af
Your videos are so short
Good video but please don't say i won a prize😂😂😂
🤦🏻♂️
Shout out to the white girls that recognize that the American flag is a red flag! I wasn't expecting them to realize that.
"Red Flag?" .. Used tampon in the toilet.. Slap Davy for me. Great vid bish..❤❤❤
Hell yeah first 😎.
Since i was the first to comment please reply
Dani should hug men in her bikini and see if they get bòners
outfit terrible
2:25 She's dark.
What was the point of even saying this?
Can you do a prank by asking people what age did they lose their virginity and to whom?