Hunter Biden's Cocaine Blues [JOHNNY CASH PARODY]

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2024
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Komentáře • 637

  • @mikeh.753
    @mikeh.753 Před 10 měsíci +171

    This is better than anything SNL ever had. So close to reality it hurts to laugh.

  • @ThePduncan742
    @ThePduncan742 Před 5 měsíci +50

    Holy Shit!! This is Off the Chain!! Great Work

  • @jimmyers2386
    @jimmyers2386 Před 5 měsíci +26

    HI You hit the nail on the head THANK YOU JIM

  • @Norma607
    @Norma607 Před 4 měsíci +24

    Outstanding! We laughed SO HARD!!!😂

  • @brendafogle6221
    @brendafogle6221 Před rokem +193

    Omg Hunter and Joe needs to hear this!!!

  • @randyhanson837
    @randyhanson837 Před 11 měsíci +96

    I needed a good deep belly laugh and you delivered. Well done.

    • @isaacikaika
      @isaacikaika Před 5 měsíci +2

      My son is quite a vocalist, he's gonna dig this.
      Amazing, perfectly on point.😅😅😅😅

  • @WarrenFloyd-xr2js
    @WarrenFloyd-xr2js Před 5 měsíci +10

    Dude, ill write a harmonica rift for this!!!!😂

  • @1969sunny1969
    @1969sunny1969 Před 11 měsíci +23

    BWAHAHA! TOO FUCKING REAL..II almost pissed myself.

  • @richardsanders4624
    @richardsanders4624 Před rokem +14

    Excellent 😂🤣😂👍 Thank You 🇷🇺

  • @mikeray4578
    @mikeray4578 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Love it!! Nothing but the FACTS of the matter!!

  • @user-ti7yt9vj2f
    @user-ti7yt9vj2f Před 11 měsíci +59

    I don't usually watch these after a few seconds but now I'm hooked without being booked

  • @brendafogle6221
    @brendafogle6221 Před rokem +118

    We all know what happened to the cocaine in the White House!

    • @billdesinger8604
      @billdesinger8604 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Yeah. Don Jr. aka Captain Snuffles, found it and went on a baked bender.

    • @brendafogle6221
      @brendafogle6221 Před 11 měsíci

      @@billdesinger8604 guess What you better get it straight! That was Hunter have you ever heard of Slander! If not look it up

    • @cindytackett7106
      @cindytackett7106 Před 8 měsíci +15

      Secret Service gave it back to Hunter

    • @TriciaDeBary
      @TriciaDeBary Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@billdesinger8604Don Jr. isn't the crackhead. C(H)unter is!

    • @russellromano-eg1uh
      @russellromano-eg1uh Před 5 měsíci

      Yeah, if you had a brain in your empty head, you wouldn’t know what happened to it. There was a construction crew working in there and construction crews. I could tell you from a firsthand experience, do a lot of drugs and drinking. It was a little bit of cocaine you’re an ignorant jerk off.

  • @shadoweiland4886
    @shadoweiland4886 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Thank you for the best laugh this old man has had in a long time

  • @skratch-do9nd
    @skratch-do9nd Před 5 měsíci +18

    I wish I could LIKE this a hundred times!!!!!! But beware! The FBI might visit you about
    3am with 30 agents. Remember, you are living in what used to be America. 😡

  • @blakemster
    @blakemster Před 7 měsíci +13

    Bravo 👏 well done!

  • @paulablissett4447
    @paulablissett4447 Před rokem +13

    😂😅OMG 😮, 😆 🤣 😂 😹 LOL!!, THIS IS FABULOUS!!! RIGHT ON, DUDE!!! 😂😅

  • @hughjass5775
    @hughjass5775 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Great Job, Captain!! 🤣😂🎯👍🏻🫵🏻

  • @elvispresley4life268
    @elvispresley4life268 Před rokem +188

    Best parody ever!!! this is absolutely hilarious. Would love to hear more parodies like this. lol

    • @BCole-vo9xz
      @BCole-vo9xz Před 11 měsíci +4

      I would also like to hear more like this... but how can this be topped?

    • @elvispresley4life268
      @elvispresley4life268 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@BCole-vo9xz I don't know. Maybe an Elvis parody?

    • @BCole-vo9xz
      @BCole-vo9xz Před 11 měsíci +3

      @elvispresley4life268 That sounds like something Elvis would say

    • @elvispresley4life268
      @elvispresley4life268 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@BCole-vo9xz LOL

    • @bz3248
      @bz3248 Před 9 měsíci +5

      100% ! Truthful song.

  • @dondale2303
    @dondale2303 Před rokem +43

    Can't stop watching, that is absolutely Awesome and Hilarious

  • @chrisperson4814
    @chrisperson4814 Před 10 měsíci +17

    That was so so good and awesome loved it!!!! Keep them coming.!!!!

  • @love68
    @love68 Před rokem +16

    Beautiful, brother!🤣🤣🤣👍🤘🙏💛

  • @nebraskamike607
    @nebraskamike607 Před rokem +146

    Freaking awesome! Spot on and perfect lyrics! Thank you for sharing this video kind sir!

  • @user-re6hc3gg4e
    @user-re6hc3gg4e Před rokem +152

    Laughed my ass off. Now im preparing for the IRS audit!!!!! It was worth it!!!!

  • @user-et4rb3op5j
    @user-et4rb3op5j Před 8 měsíci +10

    Man this should be 1 of the #1 songs of 2023 🤣

  • @williamcornelison4721
    @williamcornelison4721 Před 7 měsíci +31

    What an update on the Crack House we use to call the White House. Deserves a Grammy Award. But Grammys aren't what they use to be either.

    • @yourmanufacturingguru001
      @yourmanufacturingguru001 Před 5 měsíci

      Never happen Grammy's controlled by Democrats

    • @jpatterson8883
      @jpatterson8883 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The White House with the Oval Office has become the crack house with an oral office😮😮😅😅😅

  • @bobcherry6860
    @bobcherry6860 Před rokem +15

    Well done!

  • @user-qt3iu4qm3x
    @user-qt3iu4qm3x Před 2 měsíci +6

    YEE HAW THIS IS DANG GOOD PARTNER!!😅😅😅😅😅

  • @thinkingimpaired5663
    @thinkingimpaired5663 Před rokem +6

    Subscribed Brother 👍🎵, I saw your video thumbnail after watching a "The Untied Spot" live feed.

  • @RocketQueen71
    @RocketQueen71 Před 11 měsíci +23

    ❤‍🔥🤣🤣Funny as hell! Rocktastic stuff!!! 🤣🤣

  • @stevemeloccaro891
    @stevemeloccaro891 Před 2 měsíci +5

    what amazed me most, is that youtube actually put this on, it's spot on though

    • @CaptainCurmudgeon1
      @CaptainCurmudgeon1  Před 2 měsíci +2

      Hell, they even let me get away with Black George Washington.

  • @aprilroth6780
    @aprilroth6780 Před rokem +16

    Amen brother. I think more people should have that small town mentally..

  • @irish4817
    @irish4817 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Just awesome Mr! More relevant now than ever !

  • @martinoneal316
    @martinoneal316 Před rokem +66

    That was so beautiful... so meaningful..so heartfelt...so damn true...so I am done...thank you for sharing...

  • @sharoncole4868
    @sharoncole4868 Před rokem +22

    Thanks for the laughs😂. Lyrics are great!

  • @JonBoyArt
    @JonBoyArt Před rokem +22

    Too funny looking forward listening to some more 😂😂👩‍🎨

  • @user-iz1yl4op4h
    @user-iz1yl4op4h Před rokem +23

    I freaking love it, this is awesome keep up the good work

  • @ArthriticBabe
    @ArthriticBabe Před rokem +38

    How proud your daddy must be of you son!

  • @spiderslider3900
    @spiderslider3900 Před rokem +24

    Best Huntey Bidey parody I've seen, and i been lookin!!!!

  • @danielwest8927
    @danielwest8927 Před 5 měsíci +3

    No one does it better than Johnny Cash and Hank 3

  • @dwighttaylor2275
    @dwighttaylor2275 Před rokem +16

    Where can I buy that album

  • @theabhorrentchef7226
    @theabhorrentchef7226 Před rokem +8

    Hahaha 🤣
    I love this. Rock on buddy 🫡🤘🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @darlachief4610
    @darlachief4610 Před rokem +9

    I'm glad to see we have some humor in the click now

  • @CaptainCurmudgeon1
    @CaptainCurmudgeon1  Před rokem +45

    Fact: if I ever open my own law firm, I'm calling it Matlock & Batchelder.

  • @garnetanderson8472
    @garnetanderson8472 Před rokem +8

    Absolutely genious. And most of know it!

  • @stehlfamilyfarm6886
    @stehlfamilyfarm6886 Před rokem +6

    Its 6 am and im on my way to work. Awesome way to start the day!

  • @budwhite9591
    @budwhite9591 Před 11 měsíci +9

    This is gold

  • @Thomas-un2hn
    @Thomas-un2hn Před rokem +28

    Priceless 😂😂😂

  • @user-ev5jj2ec7y
    @user-ev5jj2ec7y Před 2 měsíci +1

    Outstanding tunes 🎶😄

  • @michaelgiangiulio7090
    @michaelgiangiulio7090 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Bravo

  • @renhoek1967
    @renhoek1967 Před 5 měsíci +3

    LOL. Great job and sooo accurate.

  • @cbroz7492
    @cbroz7492 Před rokem +18

    Fuckin' EXCELLENT!!!

  • @Thesmokingauditor
    @Thesmokingauditor Před rokem +8

    Lol 😂🤣😂 this is great.

  • @richardwiseman562
    @richardwiseman562 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Good song keep up the good work. Got a good laugh

  • @rctjr7
    @rctjr7 Před rokem +36

    you got my vote for song of the year lmao!!!!

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 Před 2 měsíci

    Great parody. Johnny Cash is rolling on a heavenly cloud in helpless laughter.

  • @MM-ri4mj
    @MM-ri4mj Před rokem +5

    Biden's wear this song well!!!

    • @patrickmorini6051
      @patrickmorini6051 Před 3 měsíci

      It needs hookers and pooping pants THEN it all Bidens

  • @michaelmiddleton913
    @michaelmiddleton913 Před rokem +18

    Joe Biden be sayin: It's good to be King!

  • @jeffhamrick2016
    @jeffhamrick2016 Před rokem +12

    This is the truth killed it brother

  • @debbiecampbell5264
    @debbiecampbell5264 Před rokem +17

    U nailed it.

  • @erickriebel4366
    @erickriebel4366 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I have played this song approximately 50 times I have listened to all the other ones everybody that's done this could take a lesson from this song and learn how to sing and do the right kind of lyrics that we all love

  • @briangray2697
    @briangray2697 Před rokem +4

    Is perfect, already a classic!! Worst part is sadly sooo true, where Cash was making a character... welcome to 2023!!

  • @1.4music
    @1.4music Před rokem +4

    Shared, uh oh, pickin' for trouble I guess 😂😂😂😅

  • @tonyseay7648
    @tonyseay7648 Před rokem +6

    Should be at the top of the Chart.

  • @karlikehorn5122
    @karlikehorn5122 Před rokem +5

    What an excellent song I love it now to be truthful praise God

  • @williamdunnington9799
    @williamdunnington9799 Před rokem +4

    How appropriate, great timing!!

  • @user-wn8oy5cl1m
    @user-wn8oy5cl1m Před rokem +2

    Right on man! Keep up the good reporting!

  • @delbertrice5886
    @delbertrice5886 Před rokem +1

    Spot on! Excellent!

  • @oatnoid
    @oatnoid Před rokem +5

    Instant classic! What else ya got?

  • @lexiloucustomer-ck3gw
    @lexiloucustomer-ck3gw Před rokem +2

    PRICELESS ANOTHER HIT SONG 🤣😅🙂🤣😅🙂😅😅🙂

  • @briangateley4909
    @briangateley4909 Před rokem +2

    True Songs. Life HISTORY. Right ON😎😎😎

  • @rogerpainter7826
    @rogerpainter7826 Před 5 měsíci +1

    """I looked in my red backpack & i was outa crack. I left it in the whitehouse & it was kept quiet as a mouse."" I made thise lyrics up myself. Lol

  • @JohnnyHawkins-mt9rc
    @JohnnyHawkins-mt9rc Před rokem +4

    Sounds about right !

  • @timpodporin185
    @timpodporin185 Před 4 měsíci

    So funny Johnny would have a giggle Aussie Jim, this is cool

  • @samspade1841
    @samspade1841 Před 2 měsíci

    Thank you for the great rendition. Love it.

  • @BrianMay-tu6nm
    @BrianMay-tu6nm Před rokem +2

    Awesome & true!!!

  • @user-oj7sx1wk4e
    @user-oj7sx1wk4e Před 9 měsíci

    Some real zingers in there, thanks for the laugh!

  • @goochigoochs3836
    @goochigoochs3836 Před 2 měsíci +2

    If you like this, you're going to like "hunter got high afroman" as well.

  • @nataelgarcia3722
    @nataelgarcia3722 Před rokem +7

    This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

  • @allenwroten6691
    @allenwroten6691 Před rokem +1

    Gaul Dang, its a mind blower. Excellent. Yeee Haaa

  • @rosemaryerdman7805
    @rosemaryerdman7805 Před rokem +2

    Great! Love it❤

  • @patdonnelly9392
    @patdonnelly9392 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Brilliant!!❤

  • @lorendenney7614
    @lorendenney7614 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Awesome and soooo true

  • @charlesrsullivan5198
    @charlesrsullivan5198 Před rokem +7

    Awesome funny as hell😂

  • @joseo.5721
    @joseo.5721 Před měsícem

    Smoking a left handed cigarette and listening to this OUTSTANDING song !!

  • @jeanboyd7557
    @jeanboyd7557 Před rokem +1

    Thank brother

  • @dianemariani8741
    @dianemariani8741 Před rokem +1

    Great

  • @karenkracken1028
    @karenkracken1028 Před rokem +5

    Bravo Captain!

  • @JoeRusland
    @JoeRusland Před 5 měsíci

    My favorite singer I love him keep up great work

  • @rayc4244
    @rayc4244 Před rokem +7

    Very funny parody! One question - how did you extract the music without Cash's voice? The track was really clean.

    • @CaptainCurmudgeon1
      @CaptainCurmudgeon1  Před rokem

      I found the karaoke track here: czcams.com/video/aUDtkwYAhko/video.html

    • @rayc4244
      @rayc4244 Před rokem

      Thank you!@@CaptainCurmudgeon1

  • @busterbebad
    @busterbebad Před rokem +4

    Fantastic!

  • @bradleyswaney6100
    @bradleyswaney6100 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Loved it!!😂😂😂❤❤

  • @ianking-jv4hg
    @ianking-jv4hg Před 11 měsíci

    As Johnny would say,
    THANK YOU,
    THANK YOU,
    THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • @madcat3337
    @madcat3337 Před rokem +2

    👏 👏 👏

  • @roadfatigue
    @roadfatigue Před rokem +2

    Step aside Jason Aldean, we have a new #1.

  • @1979discodiva
    @1979discodiva Před 2 měsíci +1

    EXCELLENT!!🎯

  • @Lucia-sy7le
    @Lucia-sy7le Před 7 měsíci

    Great tune!! It's a great 2024 Campaign song for Joe. Just Perfect.

  • @usarmyveteran177
    @usarmyveteran177 Před rokem +3

    Nailed it.

  • @cougarpofl7499
    @cougarpofl7499 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This has to be one best hear in a long time, We all know that Hunter will be pardon before his Father leave office!

  • @ronalddick6694
    @ronalddick6694 Před rokem +3

    That’s good ain’t much can make me laugh but you did it

  • @ronaldjohnson1474
    @ronaldjohnson1474 Před 3 měsíci

    Hunter will adopt this song as his "jailhouse rock". Maybe daddy could come visit him for a while, too?