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one man's trash is another man's 2x speed watch over lunch.
Even the bots have more of a brain than some of these players 😂
10:00 Purple shows their donkey brains 😂😂
Kylted Katchphrase Counter:
Dude(s)/dude trade x2
Baby time/town x1
Daddy time
Doggy/doggy time x1
Ramdingle
Big boy slapper
Is there a world where...?
What is this game?
Taste it/taste the rainbow x2
Reacharound Sally/sweeper
Juicy/spicy meatball/boy/taco
Fiesta/fiesta dogtown x1
All the -dogs:
Yoinker-dog
A pretty representative Alcatrash game. One of the few caps maps where you can 1-point hold two huge bonuses and then immediately get card-blocked. It's best to go into these games with the expectation of it making no sense. And that's what happened! Well played.
It has to make no sense seems like a rule 🤣
Welcome to Alcatrash! Where no one knows what they are doing and ramdingles for days!
Purple Monkey in the middles themselves and gives up when they realize.
Blue full sends everybody and is left with no position or cap.
Red over commits to taking a bonus and doesn’t get punished only to flail about in the end.
Pink doesn’t even show up.
Green gets gifted 3 more caps and a small bonus but doesn’t know how to utilize the momentum.
And Yellow is left to figure out what just happened!
Perfect summary
2:10 "What a gentleman"😂
13:37 nah you don’t have to apologize for that, you were just stating facts
Blue was insane, purple was a moron, Red had no clue as he could have and should have taken your cap. Green was the only reasonable player until he couldn’t figure a way to win then he flaked.
Just want to say this since I always feel the need to say this-if you had streamed this game, 90% of the comments would be that blue is a stream sniper and it’s “so obvious.” People do stupid shit in this game, just how it works.
I was obvious 😆
The worst decision in this game was blue waking up and saying “HMMM! I THINK I’LL PLAY SOME RISK!”
……and I’m only 2min into the vid.
Lmfao
I understand what blue was doing. He was mad at green and purple for their cap choices. He gave up, but before giving up, he suicided into the people who picked caps blocking his back end bonus. However, he wasn't smart enough to realize he helped one of the people he was mad at by gifting them an extra cap.
Blue was pissed about the caps behind him haha
Can’t wait for an Arena Style E-Sports Competition. Get a bunch of professional risk players, throw the games on Jumbotrons. Id buy a ticket.
Ending was not predictable awesome game :)
I have never seen a game where nobody capped behind you on this map when you capped there.
And then only losing 1 troop attacking 5.
I just lost a game where they had to get god dice on a 24 which they did only lost 6 somehow
My favorite, the Dingla settings!
Agreed; fun game.
There is a glitch on phone my where it no longer lets you interact with territories after you disconnect and reconnect
how do you seem to always have mess room cap XD
What happens in Alcatraz, stays in Alcatraz! 😂
It really is one of a kind
Seems to me that if you chose not to post content just because people did stupid shit and botted (which is 100% outside your control), you'd struggle to post anything outside tournaments.
I say post it all! It's educational for your viewers who play (theyll encounter similar situations all the time too), plus a lot of viewers vome hete mostly for your personality/shenanigans/Kyle-isms (like "ramdingle").
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@@Kylted well, you can't please _everyone._
Today's world is filled with stupidity. I'd ignore the complaints the same way you ignore stupid drivers, quitters, etc...
I wish I could ignore stupid drivers @@I_Am_The_Devils_Advocate
i think at 6:10 blue wanted to be kill locked by you because you didn't "steal" his honey pot.
Even with a god cap, it's still hard mode!
Why didn't you cardblock green 29 mins in? Two point block... Red had a 25 stack on one of them.
I needed a card that turn, I would have had to skip to start the block.. and red was doing weird stuff
What's the benefit of getting a world dom instead of just getting a cap run?
No benefit other than it feels good to conquer the entire board. It's not worth doing if it stalls the game for extra turns, but it feels nice to clean it
you gonna post any other games from streams in march 2nd?
or you posted already?
Lets goooo Poland
69 likes let’s Go! Purple blue uh oh what am I playing… later on green red same question solution… Bot!
23:30 you're thinking about whether or not to take a card, because if you take a card, you might not get a card next turn? :-D
I think blue was working with green
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!
Blue seemed like he didn’t care was trolling purple gave up red and green could’ve played better
Yeah green experienced one of the many game ruining issues this game has.
BABY TOWN!!?
The best diapers on the market!
I am playing capitals i have 69 capital someone hit it by 100 he only lose 30 then he kills me🙄
Does Looney toons mean Lunatics?
dude if you gonna pick poland at least make your name look polish by adding wjwjwjwjdzdzdzdz