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  • @Nomed38
    @Nomed38 Před rokem +2212

    That last sentence means that Dale knows far more than most people.

    • @doctorsqueaks1683
      @doctorsqueaks1683 Před rokem +41

      He always has…

    • @adriancliton9706
      @adriancliton9706 Před 11 měsíci +10

      The solution to most of the worlds problems are simple.

    • @themaestro2572
      @themaestro2572 Před 11 měsíci +8

      I actually believe that last one. Who else could it be but Zombie Lenin?

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Nah, the last sentence is the truth. That really happened.😂

    • @ByteDeity
      @ByteDeity Před 11 měsíci +2

      Damn you, Zombie Lenin!

  • @NeoAnguiano
    @NeoAnguiano Před rokem +1555

    redcorn took his wife dale took his son

    • @Stubz_Perez
      @Stubz_Perez Před rokem +121

      Dale's playing chess while John Redcorn's playing checkers

    • @LadyTakanashi
      @LadyTakanashi Před rokem

      The ones whom are long dead? I also believe you meant Conquered, the americas were conquered. Not stolen, the war was fought with pen and paper, subterfuge and money rather than gunpowder and iron. In the end, they lost and others won nothing more nothing less.
      If you wish to make nitpicks about that and justice then civilization would go all the way back to the stoneage.
      Is it nice? No, it's not. However neither is life, nor is history forgiving. And whinging about the past vs learning from it stagnates society. Its as simple as they lost, and others won. Accept, learn, proceed. Not complain and preach like so many do today.

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 Před rokem +21

      ​@@100016 Whats going to happen to his people for all the people they canabalized while we're talking about revenge?

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 Před rokem +8

      @@100016 who tf said I'm American

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 Před 11 měsíci +33

      Joseph was NEVER Redcorn's son. Rescorn may have concieve Joseph but it was Dale who raised him.
      As we say in Poland:
      To become a father takes a dick.
      To be a father takes balls.

  • @user-kk2uu2rq7x
    @user-kk2uu2rq7x Před rokem +211

    After all these years I finally get to hear Dale's side of it all. Even if it's not real, this is exactly how he would have planned it

    • @pirateswiggity5278
      @pirateswiggity5278 Před 11 měsíci +27

      To steal someone else’s quote “the best revenge is a life well lived”.
      Dale will always love Joseph as his true son. He will never stop raising him as his own. Both Dale and Joseph will go to their graves thinking of themselves as father and son.

  • @furrymessiah
    @furrymessiah Před rokem +1206

    The best revenge is a life well lived.
    Dale will go to meet his maker with a clear conscience.
    Nancy and John? Millstones around their necks in this life and the next.

    • @donprincoify
      @donprincoify Před rokem +19

      I bet Redcorn would love to treat your lady's migraine headaches.

    • @mikeschmidt4800
      @mikeschmidt4800 Před rokem +44

      ​@@donprincoifyand would accrue more negative karma in the process.

    • @andrewrupkus8697
      @andrewrupkus8697 Před 11 měsíci +17

      Rest in peace Dale gribble

    • @hankskorpio5857
      @hankskorpio5857 Před 9 měsíci +13

      Tbf John Redcorn is wonderfully complex and tragic character. His arc is such a trip if you pay attention to his episodes.
      He comes from literally the most disenfranchised race in America *period* no argument.... but hes still just a man. A man's man at that most guys would kill to be and even some questioning women prolly lol.
      Yet even with his gifts he is still crushed under the weight of his own crippling self doubt. He uses his completely justified rage for his races's history as a crutch. Hes right to be angry but like all of us hes hiding from his true demons.
      He spent his entire youth trying to get the most passion and stimulation out of life he could to distract him from thinking about a future where he must take his own life seriously.
      I've been the other man too. You usually dont know at first. Then you care too much about them to leave when you realize they're using u to cheat. You tell yourself that if they love you they'll tell their partner the truth and leave them with their dignity... But trust me that never happens.
      When you're lonely and hate yourself you just want someone that looks at you like you matter at all. That can be so rare and when you finally have it how do you just let that go right away.
      But these cheaters dont care. Its not 100% their fault but they *are* 100% the individual who cares the least. They aren't much different but they're usually just either spoiled with love and deserve nothing but contemp and isolation if they want any chance at redemption. Or sadly have lacked it so long its severely warped how they think about others which is hard not to understand to a degree.
      Nancy is 100% the first one. Shes a spoiled princess. Her and John are both beautiful but have had totally different lives and experiences especially considering their genders and races and the era and place they grew up.
      Can you imagine growing up not white in Texas at the peak of civil rights era... not to mention how Native Americans were basically never even offered a seat at that table...but endured arguably even worse persecution atleast in Texas particularly....
      I could go on but John Redcorn is not a bad man. Hes a late bloomer as far as adulthood goes and he'll have to live with one of the cruelest punishments I can imagine as penance for making adult decisions with the judgment of a child.
      Lay off my boy, he hurtn'!!!

    • @LandoShmetzP.
      @LandoShmetzP. Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@hankskorpio5857You don't know me, but I know you.

  • @tiffany7023
    @tiffany7023 Před 11 měsíci +105

    R.I.P. Rusty shackleford

  • @GhostofJamesMadison
    @GhostofJamesMadison Před 8 měsíci +267

    This should have been dales speech in the last episode, then it cuts to him playing ball with Joseph and redcorn looks on from across the street, head hangs low and he walks off

    • @joelburgos69
      @joelburgos69 Před 3 měsíci +11

      I was expecting something like this at the end of the show...

    • @RedStarProductionss
      @RedStarProductionss Před 2 měsíci

      Dale wasn't athletic enough to play catch. Nice cope tho Gaylord

  • @Armsmen
    @Armsmen Před rokem +592

    I would like it if this was in the show.

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 Před rokem +8

      This is the show.

    • @Chuchel-hh6hq
      @Chuchel-hh6hq Před rokem +60

      @@hithere4719 Uhhh , no . Its just a 9 year old 4chan post voiced by ai . The joke in the show is that dale always does not trust anyone , yet fails to see that his wife obviously cheats on him .

    • @dead.byjawn4866
      @dead.byjawn4866 Před rokem +9

      In the episode that's being shown John redcorn is spilling his guts out to Hank essentially telling him what Dale is saying.

    • @Anon_Spartan
      @Anon_Spartan Před rokem +6

      @@Chuchel-hh6hq >2017 was 9 years ago
      Where did time go... bros...

    • @snipersLock
      @snipersLock Před rokem +2

      Part of the show Dale never wanted us to see

  • @jengatower
    @jengatower Před rokem +253

    I just started watching King of the Hill and I 100% back this theory/head canon. The man is a literal conspiracy theorist how could he be suspicious of everything but his own home life

    • @MidnightBroadcast
      @MidnightBroadcast  Před rokem +59

      It’s a perfect theory. Dale loves petty revenge and he always seemed too happy whenever he brought up John Redcorn. Like he was ready to burst out laughing.

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 Před rokem +3

      ​@@MidnightBroadcast I still hear Lee's voice whenever you type 😢

    • @vondas1480
      @vondas1480 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Later seasons where Dale starts loving Nancy a lot more debunk it unfortunately.

    • @cancergrapefruit8873
      @cancergrapefruit8873 Před 11 měsíci +1

      He'd not be suspicious due to thinking he was in control and complacency.

    • @AntiDecepticonCampaign
      @AntiDecepticonCampaign Před 6 měsíci

      Yup

  • @MrRunItUp
    @MrRunItUp Před 11 měsíci +152

    R.I.P Dale Gribble (Johnny Hardwick) 😢

    • @user-jc8ez9iw2j
      @user-jc8ez9iw2j Před 6 měsíci +2

      Oof we have to spread Rusty Shackle Ford's glory then.

  • @lulubzad2803
    @lulubzad2803 Před rokem +313

    Even if this is not real or made up Dale is too smart to not notice or know that Nancy cheated this honestly sounds like something he’s already been doing

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 Před rokem

      I wish this was canon because it would make Dale a multi-dimensional being, but i always saw Dale and Nancy's marriage as a marriage of Dale's and Joseph's convenience. Dale is staying with Nancy because without Nancy, Joseph has no mother. Dale never has sex with Nancy because he is disgusted with her for cheating. He basically has a live-in maid who brings in the household income. She can fuck all the dick she wants, but she'll never be anything more to aanyone than that. Thats revenge.

    • @g.6991
      @g.6991 Před rokem +12

      Dale is easiest one of the stupidest characters in king of the hill

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 Před rokem +21

      @@g.6991 shows how much you know

    • @stalkersix-two7885
      @stalkersix-two7885 Před rokem +8

      Not sure about that bro, he thought his dad was a government agent

    • @cancergrapefruit8873
      @cancergrapefruit8873 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Welcome to the joke?

  • @teentitans0
    @teentitans0 Před 11 měsíci +26

    Remember on the Boondocks when Grandad’s old friend died and gets him one last time with “I left something here for you……….Desss NUTS!!! Hahaha now that I'm dead you can never get back to me after seeing this. EVER!!!”
    But he did. Bringing the jar full of real nuts home and placing it on a shelf where it would not fall off was his revenge.
    Let that sink in. Food for thought. 💯💯💯

  • @SkulloMad
    @SkulloMad Před rokem +157

    This best part of this is the last part, very on Brand for Dale

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 Před 11 měsíci +49

    Bro schemed harder than Palpatine 😂

    • @huluraiser
      @huluraiser Před 8 měsíci +7

      Sold Palpatine and Palpatine accessories

  • @LordEyepatch
    @LordEyepatch Před rokem +105

    Dale didn’t get mad, he got even.

  • @Z-Man7
    @Z-Man7 Před rokem +223

    Based Dale.

  • @Loader2K1
    @Loader2K1 Před rokem +93

    Damn, AI is getting more and more realistic as we speak.

    • @DES.REVER.DESIGNS
      @DES.REVER.DESIGNS Před 11 měsíci

      This is a really old video... like 9yrs old... imagine now

    • @DES.REVER.DESIGNS
      @DES.REVER.DESIGNS Před 11 měsíci

      This was made 6yrs ago

    • @Loader2K1
      @Loader2K1 Před 11 měsíci

      @@DES.REVER.DESIGNS: So, was it six years or nine years!? In any case, despite how old it is, I still find it relevant today.

  • @GojiBoiEarth1964
    @GojiBoiEarth1964 Před 11 měsíci +63

    Man I would pay to see Hardwick voice this.
    RIP

  • @KittyMonk
    @KittyMonk Před rokem +18

    I like to think that Dale is in denial about knowing and the alien theory is his way of being able to make it palatable. Remember when he thought his father was a government agent?

    • @ChrisSuperDude
      @ChrisSuperDude Před 3 měsíci

      In fairness, him thinking his dad was a glowie probably wasn’t a coping method. His dad and him didn’t speak for 30 years because he kissed his wife. His dad being gay was probably the last thing that crossed his mind.

  • @acebalboa6050
    @acebalboa6050 Před rokem +6

    Dang should’ve put shshaaaa at the end lol

  • @PALACIO254
    @PALACIO254 Před rokem +11

    What makes it better is that episode where john ends up respect dale after dale helped him with some tribal land stuff

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580

    Holy shit a KOTH fan too? I’m in love

  • @fmagasbalance3684
    @fmagasbalance3684 Před 11 měsíci +10

    This is now part of my head cannon

  • @lazer-ape
    @lazer-ape Před rokem +146

    11/10, I wasnt expecting this at all but its a great work. Here's hoping you get around to some other classics like "Kermit goes Nuclear"

  • @JonnyDarko602
    @JonnyDarko602 Před rokem +58

    I wish this was canon john redcorn is such a terrible human being but he always gets a pass cuz he's native

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 Před rokem +18

      Art imitates life. In the eye of the public it often matters less what happened than who did it.

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 Před rokem +7

      I don't think he ever got a pass because he's native.

    • @JonnyDarko602
      @JonnyDarko602 Před rokem +8

      @@Maazin5 you're delusional

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 Před rokem +7

      ​@@Maazin5 I agree with Johnny Darko, youre delusional

    • @tesznye6992
      @tesznye6992 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Is he though? I don't think John Redcorn is a horrible human. What he does behind Dale's back is terrible sure, but I mean it doesn't really hurt Dale. And otherwise he's not like an asshole or anything. I don't think he's a good person, but I wouldn't go as far to say he's horrible. Honestly I think Kahn is much worse. His marriage is great, but otherwise he consantly mistreats Connie, and shits on Hank and his friends every single time he gets the opportunity. He's also a massive hypocrite.
      To be fair I'm only 4 seasons in, so things might change, but so far I've seen literally no redeeming qualities in Kahn. Cotton is still a worse human, but even he has redeeming qualities.

  • @ispoilers9535
    @ispoilers9535 Před měsícem +1

    His grandchildren. Damn.

  • @mimisrw
    @mimisrw Před rokem +21

    i want this ai voice, nay i NEED THIS VOICE on my phone. I want Dale to read everything to me. I want Dale to read all of Alex Jones podcasts to me.

  • @J-RS21
    @J-RS21 Před rokem +321

    * a year later after Dale death*
    John redcorn: Joseph can you pass the salad
    Joseph: SCREW YOU JOHN REDCORN YOUR NOT MY DAD!
    *throws a plate*

    • @brandonkelbe
      @brandonkelbe Před rokem +13

      underrated comment

    • @100016
      @100016 Před rokem +9

      Redcorn catches plate "Tsshhh, tsshhh... Joseph.... I, AM YOUR FATHER!!!" "Together we can over throw the governor and rule Arlen!"

    • @J-RS21
      @J-RS21 Před rokem +8

      @@100016 Nancy: I’m starting to have second thoughts now

    • @UNO279
      @UNO279 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Damn

    • @Yomomma1467
      @Yomomma1467 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Kinda sucks now. Rip🙏🏻

  • @JasonChapa
    @JasonChapa Před 11 měsíci +7

    As good revenge this would be, Dale Gribble is too good a man to do this…intentionally.

  • @HouseOfSneed
    @HouseOfSneed Před rokem +84

    Sneed

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles Před měsícem

    Dale and John Redcorn have too much of a friendship for Dale to be doing this.

  • @larrysmith7197
    @larrysmith7197 Před rokem +17

    “Just like the white man to take from the red man” 😂😂😂 John redcorn deserves it

  • @Fadzi2342
    @Fadzi2342 Před měsícem

    Diabolical, Dale. I love it.

  • @danielwadford3699
    @danielwadford3699 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Even if John Redcorn tells Joseph the truth, at this point, Joseph will hate him even more for wrecking their family and wonder why Redcorn never stepped in.

    • @seanemery1917
      @seanemery1917 Před 6 měsíci +1

      And his mother, don't forget that. I don't understand why Nancy gets Scott-free in these things about John

  • @mryes413
    @mryes413 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Rip Johnny Hardwick.

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Rest in Pocket Sand Dale 🫡

  • @dedrickjones8570
    @dedrickjones8570 Před rokem +2

    Shaggy in a dark corner: soon... very soon , a worthy opponent will reach his true potential

    • @sarmeister1699
      @sarmeister1699 Před měsícem +1

      Oh no, Shaggy about to learn the special move, pocket sand

  • @qazmko22
    @qazmko22 Před 10 měsíci +3

    This AI sounds terrible... but It's interesting to hear it in his voice

  • @nanky432
    @nanky432 Před měsícem

    A true American patriot…

  • @frankbrown171
    @frankbrown171 Před rokem +5

    Thank you MB. THANK YOU.

  • @Montross4440
    @Montross4440 Před rokem +20

    Dangit dale, you savage.

  • @1heKing
    @1heKing Před 11 měsíci +4

    rip Johnny Hardwick

  • @evanstone9
    @evanstone9 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I don't care what anyone says. This is my head-canon.

  • @Turboautismo
    @Turboautismo Před 11 měsíci +1

    Rip johnny

  • @jackcarraway4707
    @jackcarraway4707 Před 11 měsíci +2

    RIP Johnny Hardwick.

  • @DocterRictofenn
    @DocterRictofenn Před rokem +4

    thank you for this

  • @conman_yt7999
    @conman_yt7999 Před 11 měsíci

    Shady Doorags wills love this

  • @maxlewis2011
    @maxlewis2011 Před měsícem

    That's Real School Masculinity mindset 💯 👏🏿 👍🏿

    • @MaybeDHitHim
      @MaybeDHitHim Před měsícem

      No. Real School Masculinity is divorcing your wife and if she asks for child support or alimony, point at Joseph.

  • @Dr.Gainzzz
    @Dr.Gainzzz Před 9 měsíci +1

    Based and red pilled

  • @camionbrowne8914
    @camionbrowne8914 Před rokem +21

    It would have been so awesome if this was in the show

  • @joehuber252
    @joehuber252 Před 10 měsíci

    The is savage *”BEYOND”* savage., 🤭😂

  • @vandenbert
    @vandenbert Před 7 měsíci

    I could've sworn Dale said something like this in an episode and its stuck with me. Unless it was this exact video and I was watching KotH at the same time 😆

  • @TimScottSuiGeneris
    @TimScottSuiGeneris Před 11 měsíci +12

    Rest well Johnny Hardwick

  • @AntiDecepticonCampaign
    @AntiDecepticonCampaign Před 6 měsíci +1

    Yup

  • @mmurph
    @mmurph Před 3 měsíci +1

    It's like Dale got to have last laugh... from the grave! Moral of the story: the best revenge is success and happiness.
    RIP Johnny Hardwick

  • @shred1894
    @shred1894 Před rokem +1

    Honestly this sounds like something Dale would actually say/do.

  • @joshuareynolds6970
    @joshuareynolds6970 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Whether or not this ever becomes canonical, there some things are are undeniably true in it. One, Dale is Joseph's father, he didn't sire him but he is his father. He is the one who always showed Joseph unconditional love. He is the one who raised him, and he is the one who helped when he was in trouble. Two, Joseph loves Dale as his father. Three, Redcorn will never get that. Even if Joseph learns the truth, he'll still view Dale as his dad. The most Redcorn can hope for is for Joseph to view him as his sperm donor.

  • @entertainmentlife430
    @entertainmentlife430 Před 5 měsíci

    I know someone made this up but it feels right and very much something dale would do. You could see dale loved joseph and wouldnt let him go for the world. That is HIS kid

  • @alexander1902
    @alexander1902 Před rokem +3

    This is beautiful, thank you MB!

  • @corlenajames1381
    @corlenajames1381 Před 4 měsíci

    I've always been convinced that Dale is sterile.

  • @hunterhottinger
    @hunterhottinger Před 11 měsíci

    This completely changes the way I look at Dale and the entire series as a whole.

  • @jeebus69420
    @jeebus69420 Před rokem +1

    Ngl this actually sounds like something dale would do

  • @flowersforthedead5182
    @flowersforthedead5182 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Even of this isnt real if you really watch the show Joseph actually cant stand John Redcorn.

  • @Leostar-Regalius
    @Leostar-Regalius Před 11 měsíci +9

    it would actually fit dale to secretly know that Joseph isn't his, but he doesn't raise him out of revenge but rather he genuinely cares about him, dale is good at hiding most stuff, not all, but mostly the stuff that truly matters to him

    • @vondas1480
      @vondas1480 Před 11 měsíci +5

      It fits late season Dale. In the early seasons Dale was the kind of neglecting idiot we’re supposed to sympathize with Nancy cheating on him, later seasons humanize him to the point it kind of ruins the dynamic or at the very least makes Nancy look much worse.

    • @glanni
      @glanni Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@vondas1480 Which was probably why they brought them together for realsies in season 4, I guess.

    • @vondas1480
      @vondas1480 Před 8 měsíci

      @@glanni ya honestly it was a big mistake, you sacrifice a great running gag/character dynamic, in exchange you get this toned down “likeable” dale, Nancy becomes the most hated character, and Redcorn becomes pathetic.
      Should have either kept dale an asshole so it’s fine to see him get cucked or actually go with the fan theory that he knew all along.

    • @glanni
      @glanni Před 8 měsíci

      @@vondas1480 Well, maybe yeah. I personally do like both versions of Dale, and I have a hatred for cheaters regardless of circumstance (at least in the west where it's more than easy to divorce before playing around like a demon), so I'm not a fan of early Nancy anyway.
      But you're not wrong, and if season 6 hadn't been my first season I watched I might have been one of the people who were annoyed with the flanderization of Dale.

  • @blue_is_not_sad
    @blue_is_not_sad Před 11 měsíci

    I could totally see this

  • @maximillian1109
    @maximillian1109 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I just hope he actually love Joseph as well...xD

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 Před 9 měsíci +1

    And dale still ended up with the girl.

  • @JonwithnoH0823
    @JonwithnoH0823 Před 9 měsíci +1

    With Dales voice actor gone I could imagine this as a scene where Dale is on his deathbed, surrounded by Hank, Bill and Boomhauer and finally admits that he knew about Nancy’s affair

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 Před rokem +1

    That is pure Dale!

  • @TheRoseAlchemist
    @TheRoseAlchemist Před rokem +2

    I wish this had been on the show, it would have made an interesting hidden depth to Dale. As opposed to his usual, weird wing-nut self.

  • @reversalmushroom
    @reversalmushroom Před 11 měsíci +1

    RIP Legend.

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 Před měsícem

    Almost as compelling as when Dale became a sith lord.

  • @notproductiveproductions3504

    ShadyDoorags: this does put a smile on my face

  • @matthewjojola262
    @matthewjojola262 Před 11 měsíci

    Long live Dale!! LMAO his sweet nan nan and Mr. Redcorn is hilarious.

  • @theAvstheopps
    @theAvstheopps Před rokem +1

    DALE 💪🗿

  • @jorge5724
    @jorge5724 Před rokem

    I've been looking for this video for a while

  • @FathersUnited-fu
    @FathersUnited-fu Před rokem +1

    Damn this was deep

  • @dillionbrantley7682
    @dillionbrantley7682 Před rokem +1

    Definitely happy this channel is KOTH friendly.

  • @carlcjjohnson8694
    @carlcjjohnson8694 Před rokem

    If dale sad this in the revival that would probably perfectly fit his character

  • @silverhoof1027
    @silverhoof1027 Před 11 měsíci

    this is the best things iv heard all year !

  • @0therun1t21
    @0therun1t21 Před 8 měsíci

    I hope deadbeat dads and cheaters everywhere take note! Dale is a better man than all of them and Nancy put together.

  • @tinfoilhat3268
    @tinfoilhat3268 Před rokem +1

    Fantastic I'm sad I'm late too the party

  • @gagewalker770
    @gagewalker770 Před 11 měsíci

    Dale was one of the few real ones

  • @carriecree1789
    @carriecree1789 Před 7 měsíci

    Cant recall which episode, dale mentions how long they tried to have a baby, and then nancy was getting headaches, and went to be cured by John. Then one day she was pregnant and he was a father, and they were happy.

  • @BlackRepublicanTV
    @BlackRepublicanTV Před 7 měsíci

    The problem with this theory is….thats not revenge, that’s just being a loser twice over 😂😂😂

  • @PeterPaulChipwelong-ce8pm
    @PeterPaulChipwelong-ce8pm Před 11 měsíci +9

    It was never the Childs fault for being born, its the parent. And Dale is making sure it is...

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 Před rokem

    The pronunciation of Joseph is spot on

  • @ShadowKillerX
    @ShadowKillerX Před rokem

    Damn. That's revenge alright

  • @cardengixoth6878
    @cardengixoth6878 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Someone get this to @ShadyDoorags
    I need to see his reaction to this

  • @hithere4719
    @hithere4719 Před rokem

    Chadwick Cuckleford himself 🫡

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy Před 26 dny

    Oh i get it he means obama at the end

  • @matthewgg9286
    @matthewgg9286 Před 11 měsíci

    Even though this is all AI, it fits so perfectly well for Dale telling everybody in Arlen he knew about it all along and he was a pro hiding his gullibility. Telling the Hills that karma will go nuclear on his wife and John Redcorn for the rest of their lives.

  • @iRazenrak
    @iRazenrak Před 21 dnem

    Dale should've had a final speech that made it ambiguous as to whether or not he knew.
    Like say Hank has worries that Luanne might fail as a mother. Dale tells him not to worry, because regardless of whose father a baby is, all that matters is that you love them.
    Hank asks what he means, scared that Dale knows the truth, and then he says, "Well didn't you hate Lucky when you first met him?" And Dale goes on to explain that if raising Joseph has taught him anything, it's that (1) he's not an alien, and (2) children are like those insects that lay their eggs in an unsuspecting animal that eventually grow to control them.
    Dale says it doesn't matter where Joseph came from, he is his son, and not even the US Government has the technology to change that.
    Unless of course they've completed their brain rewriting system.

  • @N.P.C-BoB
    @N.P.C-BoB Před 8 měsíci

    You shouldn’t trusted people who sunglasses everywhere I knew it

  • @th3gr81
    @th3gr81 Před rokem

    Damn good work!

  • @jls22147
    @jls22147 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Rip

  • @BrowardHeron
    @BrowardHeron Před rokem +3

    What’s funny is this doesn’t even make sense as a theory lol

    • @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791
      @roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 Před rokem +4

      Why not? Every time Dale brings up John Redcorn, he gets giddy, like he might laugh at any second at a joke thats only funny to him. He practically refuses to have sex with Nancy as if hes disgusted with her, treating her more like a live-in maid that pays rent than a wife, and he genuinely cares for and nurtures the growth of Joseph as a man. Its the perfect revenge for all of them. John never gets to know his son, Nancy never has a fulfilling marriage, and Joseph loves Dale as his father. Dale wins. Dale always wins.

    • @vondas1480
      @vondas1480 Před 11 měsíci

      @@roflchiefmcjoflchief1791he refused the lady exterminator offer of no consequences sex (even saying Nancy is the perfect woman), and passed up a chance to sue a tobacco company for similar reasons.
      He even goes out of his way to help Redcorn get his tribes landback, and one point takes his side over Hank.
      It just doesn’t work unfortunately

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ⁠@@vondas1480it’s simple. He refused the lady because that’d be guilt on his conscious for breaking his marriage. He doesn’t need the drama if someone happened to find out. And it was a mark on his character if he did do it. Now he can say he did no wrong.
      Second of all the redcorn thing was for guilt. Whether Dale knew it or not, either Redcorn would have to grow a conscious, or he’d be even further down shit creek when the day of reckoning comes.
      In short, Dale can go to the Lord on his death bed and say he done what he could. The other two though? I imagine harsh words will be said. And that is a victory. Don’t know if anyone here believes in God, but I imagine he’d be pleased with Dale despite his antics.

  • @TheGrobe
    @TheGrobe Před rokem

    Very Clever! The show never revealed this b/c it would ruin the whole Redcorn gag. 😉 Thanks MB

  • @RookieCDLDriver
    @RookieCDLDriver Před 11 měsíci

    Definitely A I !

  • @d011p4rtz
    @d011p4rtz Před 20 dny

    (saying this as a mixed black girl) and John Redcorn be sayin that wh!te man be takin everything when he literally took Dale's wife. Dale deserves this last laugh

  • @henryhahn9741
    @henryhahn9741 Před 11 měsíci

    Sounds like a dream 2 me