Mortal Kombat Rip-Offs - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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    Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) episode 178: Mortal Kombat Rip-Offs. Mortal Kombat was a defining moment for fighting games. With it came a ton of sequels and even more rip-offs trying to ride on its success. Today the Nerd reviews rip-offs such as Time Killers (arcade and Sega Genesis), Jackie Chan Fists of Fire (arcade), Street Fighter the Movie: the Game (arcade), Tattoo Assassins (arcade), and Shadow: War of Succession (3D0).
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  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  Před 4 lety +1812

    Go to buyraycon.com/cinemassacre for 15% off your own premium wireless earbuds! This video was brought to you by Raycon! Thanks!

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz Před 4 lety +3145

    An unreleased game: a zillion fatalities
    A released game: no fatalities programmed in

  • @Chad_Thundercock
    @Chad_Thundercock Před 4 lety +615

    That Jackie Chan thing is so freaking wholesome.
    Like, "hey, you totally wrecked my whole world and beat me nearly to death - but I'm not only going to walk this off, I'm eve super proud of you for doing better than me. Well done!"

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Před 4 lety +15

      I really REALLY need to look into old Jackie Chan films, and into information and interviews with the man himself.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 Před 4 lety +39

      It's rare you see a fighter character actually being humble in defeat and recognizing your skill

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Před 4 lety +22

      @@guilhermehank4938 Kinda hard to be either in the moment when your, you know, knocked the fuck out? Or dead? Or any number of things after a fight?

    • @JScroggins
      @JScroggins Před 4 lety +8

      That's a characteristic of good sportsmanship and Jackie Chan at it's truest!
      It's just a game!!!!

    • @phtephen2470
      @phtephen2470 Před 4 lety +7

      @@JScroggins Too bad hes a member of the communist party in china.. I loved his movies but for all intents and purposes hes supporting a regime as bad or worse than the nazis.

  • @skelolton2404
    @skelolton2404 Před 2 lety +280

    The Pepsiman reference at 19:55 is legendary

  • @fillermagic
    @fillermagic Před rokem +282

    “In 4 years we’re doomed as a society.” If only he knew how right he was at 4:40

    • @WeiAkuIrzuan
      @WeiAkuIrzuan Před 7 měsíci +9

      Hahahaha

    • @carrow2250
      @carrow2250 Před 7 měsíci +13

      Exactly! People already do look like this 😂😂😂

    • @DM-mc1xn
      @DM-mc1xn Před 6 měsíci +13

      And that dude would be considered mild today.

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 Před 5 měsíci +13

      It’s 2024 now, here comes Rancid !!!

    • @user-iy6dt4xp5o
      @user-iy6dt4xp5o Před 5 měsíci +3

      💀

  • @VeryMelonCB
    @VeryMelonCB Před 4 lety +366

    4:22 "If this is what people look like in 4 years we're doomed as a society."
    I guess James doesn't use social media much.

    • @StanislavG.
      @StanislavG. Před 4 lety +18

      I think you missed the actual joke. It's what he says after -And no, I'm not doing this in 2024, I'm doing this right now.
      He acknowledges that people do look that already, making it really meta :))

    • @thestove5767
      @thestove5767 Před 4 lety +4

      Michael
      The gamer of the future

    • @NecroxProduction
      @NecroxProduction Před 4 lety +32

      @@StanislavG. nah man, I think you are the one who misunderstood it. That was more of a reference to his Street Fighter 2010 review.

    • @licentiousdreams
      @licentiousdreams Před 4 lety +1

      @@jdstinner3868 100%

    • @St_Rizla
      @St_Rizla Před 4 lety +3

      @@StanislavG. No I think that was a reference to when he reviewed Street fighter 2010, in 2010

  • @maxsmusings339
    @maxsmusings339 Před 4 lety +1308

    “I need you to keep in mind, this is a real game”
    War flashbacks to Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties

    • @Parocha
      @Parocha Před 4 lety +31

      I get PTSD whenever I watch that video 😂

    • @ClarkCayenne
      @ClarkCayenne Před 4 lety +16

      @@Parocha Oh, that was beautiful times

    • @jk-474
      @jk-474 Před 4 lety +24

      ITS NOT FUCKING NIGHT 😂👏🏻 thanks for the memories!

    • @Vacated204
      @Vacated204 Před 4 lety +27

      EAT THE DAMN COLESLAW

    • @Froschie
      @Froschie Před 4 lety +11

      Imagine dreaming about Panda

  • @andrewcrockett3044
    @andrewcrockett3044 Před 3 lety +192

    The longevity of the angry video game nerd is stunning. I'm thoroughly impressed.

  • @OtterInsanity
    @OtterInsanity Před 3 lety +227

    9:17 I can't believe they made another game starring Bruce Lee's relative, Chin.

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 Před 2 lety +37

      hopefully we can see another one with master joe, john wayne's half cousin's step-son.

  • @KrinkelsNG
    @KrinkelsNG Před 4 lety +1730

    I was obsessed with Time Killers when I was 12. I had no idea, no taste...

    • @christophermcginnis4260
      @christophermcginnis4260 Před 4 lety +74

      I played it once and have been trying to find it ever since. Now I know why I haven't been able to find it: It looks nothing like how I remember.

    • @spaghettioverlord3247
      @spaghettioverlord3247 Před 4 lety +111

      Krinkels you don’t have to start disliking something when a youtuber says it’s bad. They are also people, they just think their opinions are more substantial than other peoples.

    • @JessePorkman
      @JessePorkman Před 4 lety +13

      @@spaghettioverlord3247 Well he never gave his own.

    • @johnnyfountainS
      @johnnyfountainS Před 4 lety +17

      I like time killers. I prefer blood storm.

    • @KrinkelsNG
      @KrinkelsNG Před 4 lety +44

      @@Zeal337 I'm a huge avgn fan, what can I say?

  • @greyghostdesigns
    @greyghostdesigns Před 4 lety +2056

    I will never forget my favorite fighting game character: CARLOS

  • @myst_desendant8876
    @myst_desendant8876 Před 3 lety +68

    Avgn early to late 2000s: Screams even at the beginning of the episode
    Avgn Now: Thank you for watching this video
    A lot changed

    • @shreever9473
      @shreever9473 Před 3 lety +16

      His older stuff is definitely more enjoyable to watch, but his newer stuff is still fun to watch too

  • @patflynn2379
    @patflynn2379 Před 3 lety +56

    I remember playing Time Killers in the arcade. I thought it was cool because of the dismemberment gimmick. But I was immediately decapitated and just thought it was a waste of quarters.

    • @JeffreyPiatt
      @JeffreyPiatt Před rokem +5

      Ironically Capcom was impressed by this game and hired them to make Street Fighter the Movie the Game.

  • @justins4814
    @justins4814 Před 4 lety +387

    I like to think the 'mysterious lion' character is just Jackie Chan again.

    • @NozomuYume
      @NozomuYume Před 4 lety +18

      There was a big Lion Dance/fight scene in "The Young Master".

    • @BigBangBlitz
      @BigBangBlitz Před 4 lety +21

      I think Mysterious Lion is Jackie's true form and Jackie Chan is the disguise it wears.

  • @nbadude44
    @nbadude44 Před 4 lety +545

    I'm surprised James didn't do a Tattoo Assassins gag involving his own arm tattoo

    • @danielwalters2971
      @danielwalters2971 Před 4 lety +10

      Right? I was waiting for him to do something there!

    • @travisreich4554
      @travisreich4554 Před 4 lety +4

      For real tho!

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin Před 4 lety +10

      He's too old for that kind of shit anymore

    • @JohnyTheWizKid
      @JohnyTheWizKid Před 4 lety +27

      I'm more surprised he didn't bring up Kasumi Ninja from Atari Jaguar. I know he already reviewed it but no mention of it but Street Fighter The Movie game?

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 Před 4 lety +7

      @Rick Gary wow, you must be the coolest shit in the kindergarten recreational area

  • @lorddraugr3138
    @lorddraugr3138 Před 3 lety +455

    Over 2,000 fatalities...
    Would love to see something like that for an MK game :3

    • @thegrandxbunny2073
      @thegrandxbunny2073 Před 2 lety +33

      If they keep the typical ratio, that'll require 1,000 characters. Chaos

    • @JT-hk9ur
      @JT-hk9ur Před 2 lety +52

      @@thegrandxbunny2073 infinite Scorpion pallet swaps

    • @MKF30
      @MKF30 Před rokem +8

      @Steven Armstrong Havik is such a warped and *twisted* character.😉

    • @jmc2830
      @jmc2830 Před rokem +6

      they have no reason to, people are gonna buy the game as it is. the only reason youd do something like that is to stand out against to big boy, which is mk in this case.

    • @manly.mcbeefington
      @manly.mcbeefington Před rokem +6

      200 characters with 10 fatalities each
      *OR*
      500 characters with 4 fatalities each

  • @Kar1rAcEr64
    @Kar1rAcEr64 Před 6 měsíci +25

    Hey, guys, I am from the year 2024. People don't look like Rancid, but we're doomed as a society indeed.

  • @VigilantKnight005
    @VigilantKnight005 Před 4 lety +298

    The line "I am immortal" stands out. It reminds me of the line "Where did you learn to fly?"

    • @sophiaseth2769
      @sophiaseth2769 Před 3 lety +34

      "I'm immortal"
      *dies*

    • @boianko
      @boianko Před 2 lety +25

      The idea of gaining immortality by killing the previous person who had it is ridiculous and unintentionally funny.

    • @lolomixed6442
      @lolomixed6442 Před 2 lety +1

      Key and Peele

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 Před rokem +2

      Where did you learn to be immortal?

    • @Kyranyoutubevids
      @Kyranyoutubevids Před 6 měsíci

      @@pkmntrainermark8881where did you learn to be an a**h*le

  • @mister_shiver8862
    @mister_shiver8862 Před 4 lety +866

    "I am immortal."
    "I am immortal."
    "I am immortal."
    ...
    "Where did you learn to fly?"

  • @fleety9464
    @fleety9464 Před 3 lety +113

    “aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”*
    - Viper

  • @Guppy2snak
    @Guppy2snak Před 3 měsíci +25

    Welp. It's 2024, anyone look like rancid yet?

  • @ozzelot3349
    @ozzelot3349 Před 4 lety +997

    When Jackie Chan appeared, I heard Hong Kong 97 music in my head.

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 Před 4 lety +36

      Good to know Jackie Chan managed to be in a GOOD game for a change. :P

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Před 4 lety +72

      one of these Jackie Chan versions must be his relative for sure.

    • @deathstar9137
      @deathstar9137 Před 4 lety +13

      OH no. Here we go again.
      Thanks

    • @dr.toxicgamingmadscientist
      @dr.toxicgamingmadscientist Před 4 lety +2

      oh no...

    • @abrahamalvarez8692
      @abrahamalvarez8692 Před 4 lety +27

      As soon as I read your comment, I heard the music from Hong Kong 97 play in my head

  • @scourgeneo7834
    @scourgeneo7834 Před 4 lety +557

    “If this is what people look like in 4 years, we are doomed as a society”
    Me, looking at rave hipster fashion trends: ...uh oh

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 Před 4 lety +20

      Looking at the pandemic tearing society apart

    • @Bodwaizer
      @Bodwaizer Před 4 lety +38

      "rave hipster"? You mean twitter checkmarks?

    • @scourgeneo7834
      @scourgeneo7834 Před 4 lety +5

      Bodwaizer i mean...you said it, not me

    • @euniceprather6478
      @euniceprather6478 Před 4 lety

      @@reservoirfrogs2177 good

    • @scourgeneo7834
      @scourgeneo7834 Před 4 lety

      Me, looking at this post a week later: HOLY SHIT, NEARLY 300 LIKES?! THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS!!!! ToT

  • @RetroFurio
    @RetroFurio Před 5 měsíci +26

    4:39 AVGN: and no I'm not reviewing this for 2024 because I'm doing it right not
    Me watching the video on January 2024

  • @us8374
    @us8374 Před rokem +56

    4:34 f*ck, it's 2023 and people already looked like this

  • @AttralPlatte
    @AttralPlatte Před 4 lety +194

    If this gets a part 2:
    Bloodstorm (Arcade)
    Eternal Champions (Genesis)
    Kasumi Ninja (Atari Jaguar)
    Ultra Vortek (Atari Jaguar)

    • @zahaaticus
      @zahaaticus Před 4 lety +10

      I’d throw Primal Rage and Killer Instinct as well. Not exactly shitty but they have their issues that kinda killed them.

    • @nizzam1
      @nizzam1 Před 4 lety +4

      Omg kasumi ninja !!! I had forgotten abt it

    • @Eleminop
      @Eleminop Před 4 lety +16

      Don't forget Way of the warrior by naughty dog

    • @noelgomez90
      @noelgomez90 Před 4 lety +11

      He already visited Kasumi Ninja

    • @AlacrasEden
      @AlacrasEden Před 4 lety +5

      also thrill kill

  • @acklord7145
    @acklord7145 Před 4 lety +3360

    AVGN still feels like it's in 2010-2014 and I love it.

    • @Jughead29500
      @Jughead29500 Před 4 lety +376

      "He's gonna take you back to the past."

    • @DyingWire
      @DyingWire Před 4 lety +44

      @@Jughead29500 exactly

    • @hanter2553
      @hanter2553 Před 4 lety +40

      2010-2015 for me tho 😋

    • @MarvelFan1995
      @MarvelFan1995 Před 4 lety +10

      Why do you say that

    • @fenomozo9108
      @fenomozo9108 Před 4 lety +87

      Actually, for me 2011 to 2014 was the worst of Avgn. From 2015 to now has been really Good. The golden years were 2007-2010.

  • @shane3478
    @shane3478 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Watching this in 2024, and I can confirm the character rancid is what we look like in 2024. We definitely are doomed

    • @Apotrix
      @Apotrix Před 25 dny +1

      YES! Can confirm this!

  • @jamiewhite3439
    @jamiewhite3439 Před 5 měsíci +11

    its 2024, where is Rancid

  • @flmalegre
    @flmalegre Před 4 lety +418

    "If this is what people look in 4 years..."
    Bruh, I know people who look like that right now

    • @TY-wj2no
      @TY-wj2no Před 4 lety +20

      Rancid will win the DNC 2024 nomination. Calling it right now.

    • @polcualquiera4338
      @polcualquiera4338 Před 4 lety +11

      Mostly girls!

    • @1amNumberOne
      @1amNumberOne Před 4 lety +8

      @@TY-wj2no RANCID IS THE SHIT!!!

    • @1amNumberOne
      @1amNumberOne Před 4 lety +12

      @@TY-wj2no VOTE RANCID 2024...
      ARMSTRONG FOR PRESIDENT

    • @tylerdenaro639
      @tylerdenaro639 Před 4 lety +6

      Classic restaurant commercials back then because I prefer The Simpsons Burger King ones.

  • @PhirePhlame
    @PhirePhlame Před 4 lety +156

    Fun fact: the guy that played Raiden in the classic MK games was an actor in Tattoo Assassins, without Midway's permission. The penalty for breaking that contract is why Raiden had to bow out of MK3.

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades Před 4 lety +34

      Shame companies are so anal about that just to keep some perceived edge.

    • @nAb-IlIIlIlIll
      @nAb-IlIIlIlIll Před 4 lety +21

      Damn, And I was always pissed about no Raiden in MK3 and the shitty change to subzero.

    • @RIPdixiecarter
      @RIPdixiecarter Před 4 lety +11

      Should have consulted the Midway Gods.

    • @frozyre7854
      @frozyre7854 Před 4 lety +5

      Mortal Kombat 3 sucked anyways. Scorpion couldn't even save it and it took until Ultimate 3 to even add him!

    • @AllTheRageShow
      @AllTheRageShow Před 4 lety +3

      Thanks for sharing. Looks like that actor "chose poorly" regarding which franchise would have longevity.

  • @fr3surt529
    @fr3surt529 Před 9 měsíci +8

    "if people will look like this in 4 years, we're doomed as a society" Poor nerd, i think i have bad news for you...

  • @ProfessorMike64
    @ProfessorMike64 Před 2 lety +11

    The title should've been "Mortal Kombat Klones"

  • @aidanredding8058
    @aidanredding8058 Před 3 lety +219

    So glad you mentioned "Fred Savage Savage Fury: Tournament Fighter". Such an underrated classic.

  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  Před 4 lety +124

    This video is technically part 2 of Mortal Kombat 1 Ports that you can watch here: czcams.com/video/WCUtXD27UyQ/video.html

  • @migazone
    @migazone Před 3 měsíci +8

    watching this 2024 can confirm I'm a dressed like rancid.

  • @decepticonleader316
    @decepticonleader316 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Its 2024. We need a review.

  • @generalshadow9027
    @generalshadow9027 Před 4 lety +443

    Timekillers doesn't look that bad compared to the other shit we've seen.

    • @SB-Out51d3R-
      @SB-Out51d3R- Před 4 lety +36

      It's mindless fun. Also,it's VERY easy to cut-off limbs just while doing basic attacks...
      You can still win even if you lose yours,too(I won with just legs,1 time)...
      KrAzY game that I enjoyed very much when it was new(Our local mall arcade had a copy). It was like an easy version of MK that U /knew/ U could pull-off grisly kills,just by playing it(as opposed to trying to remember button-combos,like MK)...
      As,I was never good at pulling-off MK moves/fatalities,I PREFERRED Time-Killers...
      I was always jealous the Genesis had a port,since I had an SNES...
      But now I can see they REALLY took away the fun of the Arcade,so I guess I wasn't missing-out,afterall...

    • @TheTartKnight
      @TheTartKnight Před 4 lety +14

      Trust me, it's really bad, stick to Eternal Champions and World Heroes

    • @conorkladnik1750
      @conorkladnik1750 Před 3 lety +8

      Mk the tiger game

    • @rebornkusabi7264
      @rebornkusabi7264 Před 3 lety +5

      It kind of is. It controls like raw trash and it lacks the depth even MK1 had.

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 Před 3 lety +1

      6 months later........ did you remember it? No? That was his point

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 Před 4 lety +69

    17:07 That part reminds me of Kung Pow. "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing. Like badwrong. Or badong. Yes, killing is badong." And I really wouldn't be surprised if that was an intentional nod to the movie.

    • @JaanusSaar
      @JaanusSaar Před 4 lety +10

      It was, because he reviewed that film recently.

    • @QueenSydon
      @QueenSydon Před 4 lety +4

      Now I'm thinking how great it would be to have a Kung Pow tournament fighter. You pick Wimp-Lo and win a round by losing.

    • @Phantomsangel
      @Phantomsangel Před 4 lety

      We need to be the opposite of badong....Goonotbad. XD

  • @raptor9521
    @raptor9521 Před 2 měsíci +9

    we are in the year 2024 and people do look like Rancid.

  • @theutheone
    @theutheone Před 5 měsíci +9

    This is exactwhat I look like in 2024

  • @mikimitr
    @mikimitr Před 3 lety +142

    "The music sounds like the london symphony orchestra but they've replaced their instruments with diseased roosters"
    Dont ever stop being you, bud

  • @Benobot99
    @Benobot99 Před 4 lety +450

    The Pepsiman part made me laugh. Every time there's a Pepsiman reference in a video, it always gets me.

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 Před 4 lety +2

      Where is that?

    • @Hayyan2004
      @Hayyan2004 Před 4 lety +2

      @@deviantsemicolon618 Do you are have stupid?

    • @Hayyan2004
      @Hayyan2004 Před 4 lety +3

      @Pyro Flare r/ihavereddit

    • @Benobot99
      @Benobot99 Před 4 lety +5

      @@deviantsemicolon618 19:55

    • @NamComSNK
      @NamComSNK Před 4 lety +6

      He should play Fighting Vipers since Pepsiman is playable.

  • @tomflock9916
    @tomflock9916 Před 3 měsíci +4

    it's 2024 and I can confirm that everyone has X tattoos on their foreheads and dyed Mohawks. THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFULLED!

  • @Calvados656
    @Calvados656 Před rokem +30

    As someone who has always struggled with performing fatalities in MK I respect Tattoo ASSassins decision to include so many that its hard not to pull one off.

  • @MickeyX2M
    @MickeyX2M Před 4 lety +316

    10:59 "but don't worry, from here on out, we're gonna see some serious shit"
    **gets hearthstone ad**

  • @dakotagreen9199
    @dakotagreen9199 Před 4 lety +222

    That's not Jackie chan that's bruce Lee's relative chin

    • @juiceter3981
      @juiceter3981 Před 4 lety +17

      That was one of avgns best episodes!

    • @dakotagreen9199
      @dakotagreen9199 Před 4 lety +5

      @@juiceter3981 it really was but I still laugh my ass off at the deadly towers episode till this day

    • @juiceter3981
      @juiceter3981 Před 4 lety +7

      For me the best are hong kong 97, big rigs and pepsiman.

    • @moriellymoproblems7842
      @moriellymoproblems7842 Před 4 lety +21

      You don't fuck with Chin.

    • @dakotagreen9199
      @dakotagreen9199 Před 4 lety

      @Dante Musico did they really need the f word the fucking drive home the fucking point?

  • @ladykorine
    @ladykorine Před 2 měsíci +8

    I can confirm that people look like this in 2024. We're doomed as a society.

  • @starrsmith3810
    @starrsmith3810 Před 2 lety +7

    13:25 that is definitely not the Titanic 😂

  • @PipByMac
    @PipByMac Před 3 lety +158

    I got to say, the select fighter screen for Tattoo Assassins was pretty novel. Choosing a certain tattoo on the back of a single person isn't a crazy idea.

  • @artemissapphic
    @artemissapphic Před 5 měsíci +7

    Well, it’s 2024. Not a whole lot of people look like Rancid thankfully

  • @lorddalek
    @lorddalek Před 3 lety +13

    @11:28 The irony of course is Mortal Kombat was itself made by a pinball company.

  • @skipfred
    @skipfred Před 4 lety +397

    "There are so many fatalities, all you have to do is mash buttons at the end and odds are you'll do one"
    Sounds like my kind of fighting game

    • @ShadowSumac
      @ShadowSumac Před 4 lety +23

      Even it is a Fatality where your character is farting out plate of turkey?

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Před 4 lety +21

      @@ShadowSumac Goofy shit like that is what I already play classic MK for.

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 Před 4 lety +6

      @@ShadowSumac especialy if he farts turkey

    • @humphrex
      @humphrex Před 4 lety +4

      actually it sounds great and creative

    • @Oculi_Aspiciator
      @Oculi_Aspiciator Před 4 lety

      The Winter Games of MK ripoffs

  • @kai-yo-tay8962
    @kai-yo-tay8962 Před 4 lety +177

    18:26 the lady named "Erika" looks like Tommy Wiseau from the room holding a samurai sword.

    • @sink4807
      @sink4807 Před 3 lety +7

      So...Samurai Cop 2?

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 Před 3 lety +10

      i spent a long time doubting it was even a lady, and not some long-haired dude with a girl's name.

    • @overflow5940
      @overflow5940 Před 3 lety +2

      I thought he was a bootleg version of Mr. X.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought it was Eric Andre

    • @hotcoffeebreath
      @hotcoffeebreath Před 5 dny

      I deed nawt heet hurr!

  • @DrRGIII
    @DrRGIII Před 6 měsíci +4

    I literally watched this an hour into 2024 unintentionally.

  • @alexanderyushkin9559
    @alexanderyushkin9559 Před 3 měsíci +6

    its 2024 and people dont look like that

  • @GameTacoFTW
    @GameTacoFTW Před 4 lety +170

    "The soundtrack sounds like an orchestra... if the instruments were replaced with diseased roosters." LOL what a great line

  • @MaricKillJoy
    @MaricKillJoy Před 4 lety +439

    THE OPENING THEME!!!!!
    After all these years it still gets me hyped!

    • @jokinghazard2312
      @jokinghazard2312 Před 4 lety +7

      Justin Jones THE OPENING THEME!!!!!
      After all these years it still gets me
      hyped!

    • @prezidenttrump5171
      @prezidenttrump5171 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jokinghazard2312 THE OPENING THEME!!!!!
      After all these years it still gets me hyped!

    • @MaricKillJoy
      @MaricKillJoy Před 4 lety +9

      That is dragging on long to you? You must have no patience at all.

    • @DurandalOfAegis
      @DurandalOfAegis Před 4 lety +2

      So glad we still have this theme!

    • @Azariachan
      @Azariachan Před 4 lety +2

      I skip the intro, I only like the techno version and he never uses it anymore.

  • @mickmook1317
    @mickmook1317 Před rokem +20

    I've lost the amount of times I watch this.
    James somehow makes my childhood memories come back to mind❤️

  • @opalander
    @opalander Před dnem +1

    "Karla! You just beat the final boss, what are you gonna do now?"
    "I'm going to Disneyland!"
    "Ooh can i come?"
    "No!"

  • @z-beeblebrox
    @z-beeblebrox Před 4 lety +232

    Funny thing about the Time Killers Genesis port: the reason it came out so late in the Genesis's life and looked so bad, is because Sega shelved it three years earlier for being "too explicit". The original plan was that the port needed to work on both the Genesis *and* the -Megadrive- Master System, no graphics upgrades. Thus, you have an 8-bit fighting game released exclusively on a 16-bit console near the very end of its life-cycle. Go figure

    • @Mrstevemoore
      @Mrstevemoore Před 4 lety +12

      z beeblebrox genesis and mega drive were the same console. Just named different in different regions.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox Před 4 lety +28

      @@Mrstevemoore Oh right, it's the Master System I meant to say. Damn generic system names...

    • @elimalinsky7069
      @elimalinsky7069 Před 4 lety +5

      @@z-beeblebrox You can edit your comment and correct it, so people won't nudge you further.

    • @slave138
      @slave138 Před 4 lety +4

      I loved Time Killers in the arcade (vs mode). Nothing was quite as much fun as having your opponent cut off both your arms and still managing to kick them to death for an Armless Victory (or something like that).
      I was so excited to finally get it on Genesis -- an excitement that disappeared almost as soon as I turned it on.

    • @toryficarola
      @toryficarola Před 4 lety +1

      Boy did Sega botch that up! *headslap*

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 Před 3 lety +882

    Me and my 71 year old mom have watched (almost) every single episode.

  • @aliendude4266
    @aliendude4266 Před 5 měsíci +8

    It's 2024, we're doomed

  • @misterbadguy7325
    @misterbadguy7325 Před 6 měsíci +7

    One more month before we all look like Rancid.

  • @segagamerxx6959
    @segagamerxx6959 Před 4 lety +569

    I'm glad the nerd ain't leaving for 2020, like everyone's sanity.

    • @only257
      @only257 Před 4 lety +9

      Random Guy agreed 🙃

    • @andrewbooth5533
      @andrewbooth5533 Před 4 lety +5

      @@only257 random guy agrees with random guy about random observation.

    • @alanscott4846
      @alanscott4846 Před 4 lety +2

      @@andrewbooth5533 I agree. Lets see what you do with that!

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 Před 4 lety +3

      Same. He’s a smart guy though so that’s unlikely.

    • @andrewbooth5533
      @andrewbooth5533 Před 4 lety +2

      @@alanscott4846 random guy likes a random guys comment about random guys random observation.

  • @hungrymanmanofsteelproduct2968

    3:28 Mortal Kombat had class, Time Killers had Ass!

  • @phillipwalling7470
    @phillipwalling7470 Před 2 lety +2

    What's you favorite Video Game character quotes?
    Mario: Let's a Go!
    Sonic: You're too slow!
    Viper: 17:47

  • @PandamoniumBruu
    @PandamoniumBruu Před 3 měsíci +6

    4:33 yep, we look like that now

  • @jjmantecon628
    @jjmantecon628 Před 4 lety +172

    Man, he has been doing this for almost 20 years and he is still producing great content and never acts dishonest or greedy. He deserves to have more subscribers then anyone on this platform.

    • @jaycerrito3142
      @jaycerrito3142 Před 4 lety +18

      Nearly 16 years since the Castlevania Simon's Quest review and 14 years since AVGN joined CZcams

    • @sammaxgoof8507
      @sammaxgoof8507 Před 4 lety +9

      Cinemassacre deserves more praise for how much quality they bring to youtube

    • @wizardoferror9942
      @wizardoferror9942 Před 4 lety +4

      Makes me wish Doug Walker wasn’t so incompetent nowadays.

    • @dgates8097
      @dgates8097 Před 4 lety +1

      A R You could watch a video of people adopting puppies and you’d be hard-pressed to find the same Like/Dislike ratio.

    • @rustyshackleford7265
      @rustyshackleford7265 Před 4 lety

      @@wizardoferror9942
      He has always been a screeching little spaz

  • @nrobles9846
    @nrobles9846 Před 4 lety +420

    Everytime he endorses a product it reminds me of that Wayne's World scene lol

  • @scottydu81
    @scottydu81 Před rokem +10

    Street Fighter: The Movie: The Arcade Game: The Home Port

  • @JustYourLocalGuyWhoPostClips
    @JustYourLocalGuyWhoPostClips Před 3 měsíci +7

    4:36 well is 2024 and so far i seen like 3 people like this

  • @djmutt2000
    @djmutt2000 Před 4 lety +419

    16 years later and AVGN remains timeless.

    • @uxzane6225
      @uxzane6225 Před 4 lety +1

      What happened to the 16 years old videos? Did he privated it?

    • @Silks
      @Silks Před 4 lety

      @@uxzane6225 aren't they on Amazon Prime Video?

    • @Silly-Goose-OG
      @Silly-Goose-OG Před 4 lety +14

      The oldest AVGN videos you can see are 16 years old. They just weren’t on CZcams yet

    • @lorenzovegar
      @lorenzovegar Před 4 lety +2

      This dude is a legend,and he doesn't even realize it cause he's humble af

    • @johnbell3036
      @johnbell3036 Před 4 lety +3

      @@lorenzovegar he realizes it. He just does not like flaunting it cause it makes him look like an Aaaaaasssssssss

  • @worldfallmusic
    @worldfallmusic Před 4 lety +257

    “Pepsi man”
    I lol’ed more than I should’ve

    • @Insaneian
      @Insaneian Před 4 lety +7

      I was laughing at the flashing COKE logo in the background just before that, and then the fact that he turned into Pepsi Man made me laugh even harder!

    • @worldfallmusic
      @worldfallmusic Před 4 lety +1

      Insane Ian AVGN’s editing and jokes never get old🤣

    • @catsithx
      @catsithx Před 4 lety +2

      Bwahhahaha!!!

    • @catsithx
      @catsithx Před 4 lety +3

      @Benjamin Hausmann pepsiman shows up with a pizza hut.
      PEPSIMAN!!!!!!

    • @ComputermasterDMC
      @ComputermasterDMC Před 4 lety +4

      His vengeance is eternal.

  • @itsaMoogle
    @itsaMoogle Před 5 měsíci +6

    Well it's 2024 and so far I've seen a few people that look like rancid. 😂

  • @miluspider2894
    @miluspider2894 Před 5 měsíci +5

    This is 2024 and no one looks like rancid

  • @pandabearmadness6263
    @pandabearmadness6263 Před 4 lety +875

    Wtf that Jackie Chan game looks so cool

    • @freedomtheplayer4235
      @freedomtheplayer4235 Před 4 lety +95

      You mean Chin?

    • @thehunterator520
      @thehunterator520 Před 4 lety +113

      @@freedomtheplayer4235 you don't fuck with Chin!

    • @mnichow2146
      @mnichow2146 Před 4 lety +52

      @@thehunterator520 He could destroy the entire fucking universe and would not use all of his power.

    • @martinc1842
      @martinc1842 Před 4 lety +21

      pandabearmadness theres a very small competitive community for the game in japan

    • @pandabearmadness6263
      @pandabearmadness6263 Před 4 lety +9

      @@martinc1842 I would love seeing that

  • @evanstein3011
    @evanstein3011 Před 4 lety +212

    James should do Doom clones next. There's a ton and it's timely with Eternal.

    • @MakBot
      @MakBot Před 4 lety +15

      Civvy pretty much has that market cornered right now

    • @tojiroh
      @tojiroh Před 4 lety +9

      @@MakBot *CIVVIE

    • @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG
      @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG Před 4 lety +3

      Next ton of Castlevania, Megaman and Mario Karts clone (great echo games)

    • @starlightcrusader2288
      @starlightcrusader2288 Před 4 lety +1

      I think doom 3 would be good to review

    • @chigensanwich9577
      @chigensanwich9577 Před 4 lety +4

      @@starlightcrusader2288 he reviews bad games, doom 3, from what i've seen, is a good game

  • @0.Y7
    @0.Y7 Před měsícem +7

    We are now in 2024 and certainly we do not look like rancid

  • @facundoruiz5991
    @facundoruiz5991 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Its 2024 , im the inmortal

  • @AAAAAA-tv9wg
    @AAAAAA-tv9wg Před 4 lety +107

    17:47 "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY"
    -Viper

  • @ZombifiedGuitarist
    @ZombifiedGuitarist Před 4 lety +230

    "A cat's hole...looks like a broken off banana." James Rolfe, you've done it again! XD

    • @bmwatrin
      @bmwatrin Před 4 lety +1

      I was eating a banana when he said that haha now I don't wanna finish it

    • @rob_visual
      @rob_visual Před 4 lety

      its true it does look like that

  • @morphix7212
    @morphix7212 Před 2 lety +5

    The biggest question I have when I saw the ending of Karla (15:20), what has Sega to do with it?!

  • @papacracker.7717
    @papacracker.7717 Před 6 měsíci +5

    4:34 It's 2024, now where's Rancid?🧐

  • @RoundShades
    @RoundShades Před 4 lety +238

    I'm not gonna lie, if they made a mortal kombat game where pressing enough buttons rapidly enough generated a fatality most closest based on the buttons you had pressed, I'd actually be highly impressed. I consider that a human feat of accomplishment.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman Před 4 lety +22

      That's basically MK Armageddon's fatalities.

    • @cheezdoodle96
      @cheezdoodle96 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Rob_Thorsman I was thinking the exact same thing. Those PS2-era Mortal Kombat games always got a lot of flak, but I really liked Armageddon. (Haven't played Deception and Deadly Alliance yet.)
      I loved the character customization and all the dumb shit it had. (The good kind of dumb shit. I mean, who can forget about Motor Kombat?)

    • @Sunrie
      @Sunrie Před 4 lety +5

      MK3 Ultimate brutality

    • @TungstenViper
      @TungstenViper Před 4 lety +5

      Armageddon did it and as James said for Time Killers, it sucks because it's the same for all characters and it's not even that satisfying or creative.

    • @brucechmiel7964
      @brucechmiel7964 Před 4 lety +3

      @@cheezdoodle96 I made Cloud and Ryoko from Tenchi.

  • @latviandragon2718
    @latviandragon2718 Před 7 měsíci +9

    4:33 well were just one more month away for 2024

  • @muttboy9
    @muttboy9 Před 3 lety +7

    21:29 I’m sorry but that has to be the best ending in video game history.

  • @pardin_vp6650
    @pardin_vp6650 Před 3 lety +1250

    Fun fact: in 4 years, James will celebrate his 20th Cinemassacre anniversary!

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Před 3 lety +19

      Unibelivious Awesome!

    • @Ylinatsiperkele
      @Ylinatsiperkele Před 3 lety +6

      @Inside My Head doubt youtube would agree. I love AVGN, but in youtube scale he is small.

    • @pnyhmsmx
      @pnyhmsmx Před 3 lety +6

      So he should review Time Killerz again

    • @sisconhimejoshi
      @sisconhimejoshi Před 3 lety +24

      Wouldn’t that be only AVGN anniversary? I mean, Cinemassacre itself is much older and goes all the way back to the 90s.

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 Před 3 lety

      WHAT

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon Před 4 lety +119

    "I'm not reviewing this in 2024"
    Oh we'll see about that, won't we James. We'll see.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Před 4 lety +2

      @@richardmoores 😆

    • @Bman32x
      @Bman32x Před 4 lety

      mostmelon LOL oh we shall see

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 Před 4 lety +1

      @Sexually Transmitted Disease. He did that with Dr Jekel and Mr Hyde

    • @rafaelrafaelrafael
      @rafaelrafaelrafael Před 4 lety +1

      There will be no 2024

    • @SB-Out51d3R-
      @SB-Out51d3R- Před 4 lety

      Apparently,there's a "Robotron 2024"... There's even vids of it... Maybe he's saying there will be a "Robotron" uprising,so he won't be ABLE to review it in 2024??? xD

  • @psychonaut1502
    @psychonaut1502 Před rokem +4

    It's 2023 but people already look like that guy.

  • @MimickFox
    @MimickFox Před rokem +3

    Scary thing is, some weirdos are starting to look like that and we're only a year away.

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 Před 4 lety +208

    *"The music sounds like the London Symphony Orchestra if they replace their instruments with diseased roosters."*
    Lol! 😂😂😂

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 4 lety +14

      Knowing the London Symphony Orchestra, they've probably heard this and are going to try it. They're nutters.

  • @DanPantzig
    @DanPantzig Před 4 lety +80

    James saying "diss track" is something I would never expect to hear in my life.

  • @GuardianT1
    @GuardianT1 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Checking in from 2024 to let you know that Rancid isn't far off from what some people look like currently. :)

  • @user-wj5sq3dh1u
    @user-wj5sq3dh1u Před 4 měsíci +4

    Its funny to see that watching this video in 2024 and seeing that nobody looks like Rancid.

    • @itzalogano
      @itzalogano Před 4 měsíci

      there are people who looklike him sadly

  • @majoraplays6159
    @majoraplays6159 Před 4 lety +340

    I would love to see him review the original Animal Crossing. A good game, but I think it could make for a hilarious episode.

  • @Egames101
    @Egames101 Před 4 lety +75

    Data east pinball is still alive as stern pinball.
    1994: data east pinball gets bought out by Sega and becomes Sega pinball.
    1999: Sega pinball gets repurchased by the original owner and becomes stern pinball.

    • @xboxclown8922
      @xboxclown8922 Před 4 lety

      Sega canceled Tattoo Assassins for a few reasons I imagined.

  • @pitucao
    @pitucao Před 5 měsíci +3

    Its 2024 and i can confirm we look like rancid

  • @AnyLongSkinsNah
    @AnyLongSkinsNah Před rokem +10

    4:40 this is what ppl look like

  • @Rob_Thorsman
    @Rob_Thorsman Před 4 lety +58

    You forgot the two most successful rip-offs: Eternal Champions and Killer Instinct.

    • @raulsalcedo8332
      @raulsalcedo8332 Před 4 lety +12

      Found it!
      Was hoping someone’d mention killer instinct.

    • @terrancejacobs1274
      @terrancejacobs1274 Před 4 lety +11

      They wasn’t shitty games even tho eternal champions was super difficult

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal Před 4 lety +8

      Primal Rage

    • @bigbadbootydaddy3210
      @bigbadbootydaddy3210 Před 4 lety +4

      Man I wouldn't call Killer Instinct a rip off of it

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Před 4 lety +3

      Killer instinct still holds up alot better than any of the other MK games gameplay wise anyway