It's so logical and obvious and there is no dirty twist in the punchline. I think it's funny because bigot has an obviously negative association with the word. Somebody hate-filled must of course wish for something hateful. How the punchline falls flat with the bigot being happy is whats funny to me.
He says “I’ll have a Diet Coke” Basically all the bigot ever wanted was for what all the rest wished for. You expect him to say something horrible but he’s content with the way things developed so all he wants is a Diet Coke.
To date, only 13 people have commented that this joke is from Boondocks Saints. I'm looking forward to seeing more interesting comments repeating that fact.
Similar direction to the three men on a desert island who wish themselves back to civilization... until man #3 wishes his island wasn't so lonely anymore.
3 Canadian men, one from Ontario, one from Quebec, and Native Cree man are walking on a beach and discover a buried lamp, they rub it together and a genie comes out and gives them 1 wish each...the Native Cree man says i want all my people to be given back their land and to live there in peace...poof he disappears..the Quebec man says i want all true Quebec people to live in Quebec City with a 40 foot wall surrounding it so they can live in peace...poof he disappears...the Ontarian says "all the natives are now living peacefully on their own land"? the genie nods yes..and all the true Quebecers are in Quebec City with a 40 foot wall surrounding them? again the genie nods yes..the Ontarian says "fill it with water"...
He’s right. Diet Coke is the funniest part. He doesn’t wish for regular coke to be magically healthy. He’s so happy and content after the first wishes he’ll just have a diet.
@@sp3k7acularthat’s not it, he’s saying well if they’re all gone, I’m content, my wish is something so small and insignificant as a Diet Coke because all his dreams have already come true
“So you’re telling me they are all living in their home countries, no poverty, and living in perfect harmony with each other?” “Yes?” “Undo all their wishes”
I heard that joke when I was in elementary school. That's almost 40 years ago. I guess he could have been the guy that came up with it, but I remember hearing it.
Everyone thinks this was from a television show - that they saw. Jokes like this existed in the 1960s at least. I forget the setup, but there was one about Blacks being shipped back to Africa with a Jew under each arm. Every other joke started "A Polack, an Italian and a Jew walk into a bar. People these days have no idea how much ethnic black humor there once was.
I heard this joke when I was 9 and told it to my parents and their friends at Church. In my defense, in the original telling he uses the term WASP instead of Bigot and I thought it was an actual insect that didn't like people.
WASPs used to be in charge of America so older people are used to having them in jokes. Sadly if you make the same jokes but switch out WASP for the modern equivalent, you’ll get the ADL called out
Lol go back to Africa but the native peoples of all lands except the Caucasus mountains is dark or black. So black Americans would say they want to go home and end up in Honduras or on an Indian reservation fighting with the pale face frauds.
Rocco, all the guys tell me what a crack up you are, tell me, what is it they call you? Th-th-the funny guy???? Yes the funny guy. I've had a shitty day, please tell me a joke.
Lol you can tell what the punchline is as soon as he says "all the black men go back to Africa" but it still cracks me up
*MAH NIGGA! OUR LIVES MATTER!*
No way you saw “Diet Coke” coming lol
@@Infinite_P You beat me to it. What does diet coke have to do with black men going back to Africa?
@@ProSto7343 Nothing. What l take from this is that bigots have nothing to offer.
So true😂😂😂
I got call from HR after saying this joke i guess they cant wait to hear it
Did you tell the joke?
I remember that joke from boondocks saints lol.
Yep, I was thinking it’s a good time for me to rewatch that movie once again. It’s one of my favorite movies
"...continue the joke..."
Great film!!
@@SystematikSoundz. 😂 "Hahaha that was so hilarious.. tell me another one." 😐
Great movie
I remember it from the early 90s on the playground.
It's the detail of "diet" coke that makes it funny.
For some reason, it just has a better rhythm, too.
The simplicity of that joke is what’s funny 😂
His deadpan delivery of the punchline is what did it for me
It's so logical and obvious and there is no dirty twist in the punchline. I think it's funny because bigot has an obviously negative association with the word. Somebody hate-filled must of course wish for something hateful. How the punchline falls flat with the bigot being happy is whats funny to me.
I tried hard but i can't understand what the heck the last guy was trying to say
He says “I’ll have a Diet Coke”
Basically all the bigot ever wanted was for what all the rest wished for. You expect him to say something horrible but he’s content with the way things developed so all he wants is a Diet Coke.
To date, only 13 people have commented that this joke is from Boondocks Saints. I'm looking forward to seeing more interesting comments repeating that fact.
Did you count yourself?
@@ahmetcanyetimoglu8854 Of course. 17 times.
Boondock saints
Lmao
Its not even from Boondocks Saints. The joke has been around for ever. But yeah, most people on CZcams think history started around 2006.
Tbh I thought he was gonna wish for their wishes to revert 😂
Similar direction to the three men on a desert island who wish themselves back to civilization... until man #3 wishes his island wasn't so lonely anymore.
This would have been a more clever joke
Add this to the stuff ill say at Thanksgiving when i get drunk and wanna piss off my family
I'll check back in December
comedy gold.
Rip Dave and Norm
First heard this on boondock saints
Yeah, me too
Rip super Dave and norm
Who survived from this podcast? 😂
The number of people that were on norm's podcast that are dead now is crazy 😮
@@XX-qf5zjAdam Eget
Ancient joke
But still works!
This podcast was the first time I heard of Super Dave and I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 😂😂😂😂
Look up Super Dave Osborne. He had his own skits on SCTV and David Letterman used to have him on once in a while back in the 1980's
he was george sr’s surrogate on arrested development
"Just give me a giant pumpkin head."
I'll have a Sierra Mist.
Explain to the folks at home what a Sierra Mist is.
Get your coat!
Not anymore. Grab a Starry.
How about maybe, like, a grape soda?
That's flawed reasoning
This joke was from the Boondock Saints. Easily one of my favourite films
It wasn't from the boondocks lol the writers room it from somewhere else.
@@GrimNephilimnot "the boondocks"..."boondock saints"....
@@Derek_Keenan oh did I mistake the 1999 film with the 05 animated series 😂 that explains my confusion.
@@GrimNephilim it's older than the movie too, though
I remember hearing this joke in primary school, so it's much older than Boondock Saints. 😄
Boondock saints Papa Joe and the FUNNY-MAAAAN 😂
Funniest part is sd’s face at the end of it missed it before fucking classic . So good
I remember norm commenting on how “diet” was the punchline in this joke, I found that interesting
Makes perfect sense I'll have a Dr. Pepper 😊
I love how he calls the Jew and Mexican gentleman but just says black man, probably didn't even realise.
Oh, he did. He’s of the second gentleman’s ilk. 💯
Cuz black men are too big to be gentle. 🍆
@@davidmorris5555 MAH NIGGA! OUR LIVES MATTER!
@@mkultra2456 shet I know we ALL matter, til we don’t.
@@davidmorris5555 you are all mah niggas
3 Canadian men, one from Ontario, one from Quebec, and Native Cree man are walking on a beach and discover a buried lamp, they rub it together and a genie comes out and gives them 1 wish each...the Native Cree man says i want all my people to be given back their land and to live there in peace...poof he disappears..the Quebec man says i want all true Quebec people to live in Quebec City with a 40 foot wall surrounding it so they can live in peace...poof he disappears...the Ontarian says "all the natives are now living peacefully on their own land"? the genie nods yes..and all the true Quebecers are in Quebec City with a 40 foot wall surrounding them? again the genie nods yes..the Ontarian says "fill it with water"...
This was in an old joke book I had from the 50s
Boondock Saints joke with the addition of a Jew and change to “diet” coke. Also it wasn’t a bigot. It was just a white dude
Same difference to people with blue hair
it makes the joke a bit better because it adds an unexpected twist. You don't expect the bigot to turn out to be the one who has the smallest request.
The Diet Coke is the actual punch line
False
He’s right. Diet Coke is the funniest part. He doesn’t wish for regular coke to be magically healthy. He’s so happy and content after the first wishes he’ll just have a diet.
I’m thinking…
🫡
@@sp3k7acularthat’s not it, he’s saying well if they’re all gone, I’m content, my wish is something so small and insignificant as a Diet Coke because all his dreams have already come true
@@cannonball7984 yes thats it exactly
“So you’re telling me they are all living in their home countries, no poverty, and living in perfect harmony with each other?”
“Yes?”
“Undo all their wishes”
Super Dave forever.
Even though you know the joke you still watch it because it's so good 😂😂😂😂
Then he remembers the native americans "Ah shit!"
it was told in Boondock Saints. there are probably variations and it’s probably a lot older than that. still a great joke tho.
That’s too good! 🤣🤣🤣
That's a great joke
how is it great?
@@z0uLessphenomenal joke
The diet coke, stamps that joke.
Exactly. It’s a Boondock Saints joke.
That would be paradise. Everyone going back to their place of origin.
That's some real racism right there lol
@@justinedwards9393 Balanced. Natural.
“Cool when ya leavin” - wise old Indian chief
@@justinedwards9393 I don't think you know what racism means.
this is one of those jokes you learned and repeated at 14yo
Actually the black man disappeared with his lamp in hand
No boonah's, burritos or Judah!!!
I heard that joke when I was in elementary school. That's almost 40 years ago. I guess he could have been the guy that came up with it, but I remember hearing it.
It’s such a norm joke you can see him on the edge of his seat😂
Great joke, but old. If you think he got this from Boondock Saints, he didn't.
Notice he said “ black man” “Jewish Gentleman” and “ Hispanic Gentleman”
Super Dave being low key racist 😂😂
I was looking for this comment
Low key?
This joke concept came from "the funny man" from The Boondock Saints
Not at all. It was in the movie desperado in 1995 and I’m sure long before that.
His delivery is spot on
I heard that one 1985 in kindergarten.
There would be a lot of pissed off Blacks and Mexicans.
There are, of course! As there should be!
Everyone thinks this was from a television show - that they saw. Jokes like this existed in the 1960s at least. I forget the setup, but there was one about Blacks being shipped back to Africa with a Jew under each arm. Every other joke started "A Polack, an Italian and a Jew walk into a bar. People these days have no idea how much ethnic black humor there once was.
I heard this joke when I was 9 and told it to my parents and their friends at Church. In my defense, in the original telling he uses the term WASP instead of Bigot and I thought it was an actual insect that didn't like people.
WASPs used to be in charge of America so older people are used to having them in jokes. Sadly if you make the same jokes but switch out WASP for the modern equivalent, you’ll get the ADL called out
This joke was from that movie...St elmo's boondocks
Awesome joke was said well by Rocco in Boondock Saints
I originally heard that joke on Boondock Saints from Rocco the funny man
Boondock Saints
Old street joke no doubt
He'd say bring em all back so I have something to f'g complain about.
no poverty in Africa? c'mon man, suspension of disbelief....
Lol go back to Africa but the native peoples of all lands except the Caucasus mountains is dark or black. So black Americans would say they want to go home and end up in Honduras or on an Indian reservation fighting with the pale face frauds.
The genie said "boom" and he had it. Don't see what's so hard to understand.
Peace in the middle east is even more far fetched
THAT'S the part you find unbelievable?
They don’t call him “Super” for nothing ! 🎉
This is better than the boondock saints version because he specifies ‘diet’ coke.
This ah Soondock baints joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im dead fam
That's from Boondock Saints. Love that one.
I remember hearing this in the 70s.
I used to love to watch the Duper Dave Osborne Show... The golden days of television.
Rocco, all the guys tell me what a crack up you are, tell me, what is it they call you?
Th-th-the funny guy????
Yes the funny guy. I've had a shitty day, please tell me a joke.
You know norm writes the jokes because of the by god
Still straight outta boondocks Saints
Einstein and that voice 😆
Does this guy really think that we've never seen Boondock Saints before?
Do people who watched Boondock Saints really think this joke didn't exist before that movie?
A story of a simple man dreaming of a simple life
Surely this joke wasn't originally written by the writers of Boondock Saints. Surely it originated from one of our grandfathers...
That’s Rocco’s joke!
If you know the punchline but you still laugh...what is that?
That’s jokes been around for decades dude.
Yes Dave, we've all seen Boondock Saints.
I knew this joke long before boondocks was even a show.
The Funk Man
Why does his face looks so scary im watching super dave on tv atm ans he looks hella better
yes yes, we all watched Boondock Saints once...
Almost like that's actually the answer
that's been super Dave's joke long before boondock saints
That joke is older than my grandpa's buckskin rubbers.
Ripped that one from the boondock saints. SMH
I guess he doesn't care for England, probably the breakfast
Yeah, this joke was in boondock saints.
I wish I'd never seen BS.
I remember a variation of this joke from Boondock Saints
Boondock Saints.
Hey Funkhauser, that joke was from Boondock Saints.
“Tell me another one”
I'd at least have a Dr. Pepper.
I like the idea of Mexicans going back to Mexico.
My brother must’ve told me this about 40 years ago!!
Duh, Rocko told the same joke in Boondock Saints 24 years ago
hopefully homie cracked the code
David Della Rocco the funny man tells it way better..
Real funny Rocco! All my friends have told me what a crackup you are....
This joke is over 80 yrs old.
As a minority, I trued hard to feel offended, by my laugh f"*ked up that attempt real quick.
Lol well I mean ...Im still holding this fanta
What color is the bigot and what country is the park bench in?
everyone understands and "gets" this joke without knowing those specifics. makes you think...
My problem is, a White bigot would never sit on a bench with a black man, a Mexican and a jew. Just wouldn’t happen.
Told as a master 👍👍
OH, so they call you the Funny Man hugh????
If only this would come true
SUPPER DAD JOKE
I too would want a diet coke.
Rocco told it so much better!!!
Could see this joke coming from a mile away
@onesong2001 Is this from Buttdawg Taints?