Grocery Store Roleplay (Old School ASMR)

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  • čas přidán 15. 08. 2024

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  • @emmam8706
    @emmam8706 Před 6 lety +2124

    "Can I copy your homework?"
    "Sure just change it a bit so it's not obvious"
    'Jam'
    'Spreadable Fruit'

  • @martinvibart5840
    @martinvibart5840 Před 6 lety +1718

    *Waits 30 minutes at the checkout*
    Gibi: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
    Me: nO pLeAsE No

    • @Sasqe
      @Sasqe Před 6 lety +26

      Martin Vibart “..oh yeahh, i’ve about a few questions or so about the online website...”

    • @hartdoan1496
      @hartdoan1496 Před 6 lety +13

      Martin Vibart 😂omfg I'm ded💀

    • @AJEX_IS_LIT
      @AJEX_IS_LIT Před 6 lety +14

      Martin Vibart god no please GOD NO

    • @stupihdity
      @stupihdity Před 6 lety +5

      Well it’s not as bad as this one lady who spent almost an hour getting like... 80,000 febreeze products.

    • @simmonslakisha23
      @simmonslakisha23 Před 6 lety +7

      😭😭 I work in a grocery store and I could not imagine keeping someone in line this long lol

  • @jemchal
    @jemchal Před 6 lety +804

    *Excuse me, why are you tapping on my singular apple*

    • @baggchazz9704
      @baggchazz9704 Před 4 lety +2

      NO BEV

    • @dixiebell20190
      @dixiebell20190 Před 3 lety +6

      MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖 MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖 MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖

  • @kobejuanjakobe
    @kobejuanjakobe Před 6 lety +751

    I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and I’m just imagining what the reaction would be if I went this slow for a customer XD

    • @NRTHCALI559
      @NRTHCALI559 Před 5 lety +17

      Tim Sullivan lol bro tapping everything and shit 😹

    • @KawyeEnPleurs
      @KawyeEnPleurs Před 5 lety +9

      Oh God same, I had like only one customer that asks me to take my time when I couldn't find the button for a thing that we cant scan lmao otherwise they're all in a rush

    • @eclipsexgaming1169
      @eclipsexgaming1169 Před 5 lety +5

      same, kinda want to do it intentionally now if someones a dick

    • @linatrogdon3390
      @linatrogdon3390 Před 5 lety +5

      NRTHCALI559 i could imagine the face of someone who was waiting 😂😂😂😂

    • @notsotalentedfrog5496
      @notsotalentedfrog5496 Před 5 lety +7

      Oh please do and make sure your the only cashier available

  • @mortalkings512
    @mortalkings512 Před 6 lety +1703

    *_thats a very professional scanner if I do say so myself, Gibi._*

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 Před 6 lety +8

      Talja the Weirdo same lol😂

    • @Jayden-ov8ty
      @Jayden-ov8ty Před 6 lety +4

      lol thanks for that😅

    • @CalaCrisp88
      @CalaCrisp88 Před 6 lety +13

      Yeah I was gonna say... I think I had that same scanner when I was five xD

    • @peenusweenus3169
      @peenusweenus3169 Před 6 lety +18

      Asmr is supposed to be relaxing. But i started dying when she pulled out the toy scanner.

    • @orangetopaz1385
      @orangetopaz1385 Před 6 lety +2

      FallenAngel Productions how do u make the text bold

  • @xJabro
    @xJabro Před 6 lety +737

    ASMR is the only place where checking out groceries for 30 minutes is acceptable.

  • @mayoxhen
    @mayoxhen Před 5 lety +1167

    rip to everyone in the line

    • @Ashe2605
      @Ashe2605 Před 5 lety +19

      No don't worry they have an another cashier who opened just for them because it was 00:00

    • @ayasoussi4998
      @ayasoussi4998 Před 5 lety +5

      selah johnson I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC

    • @sage_
      @sage_ Před 4 lety +7

      Mam it's been 2 hours

    • @sage_
      @sage_ Před 4 lety +3

      Ok I'm still in line from last month is this line even any shorter

    • @bobtuna856
      @bobtuna856 Před 4 lety +3

      @@sage_ No, unfortunately the line is not any shorter. In fact the line got longer believe it or not.

  • @lycanthrop-ee9971
    @lycanthrop-ee9971 Před 5 lety +1311

    Alternate title: Gibi Quietly Judges Your Choices of Groceries

  • @SkinInfection
    @SkinInfection Před 6 lety +688

    Don’t insult my singular apple

    • @sexysergeant123
      @sexysergeant123 Před 6 lety +4

      bilbo swagginz I laughed at this then I was reminded of how much Honeycrisp apples are a pound, I would have only bought one too😂

    • @leahjurado7917
      @leahjurado7917 Před 6 lety +1

      Luv ur profile pic

  • @ashleephilp4976
    @ashleephilp4976 Před 6 lety +483

    Gibi:do you mind if it’s a bit slow, because I’m new and I’m still learning
    Me:sure I don’t mind
    30 MINUTES LATER
    Me:that was slower than I thought

  • @nataliescorner8670
    @nataliescorner8670 Před 6 lety +1580

    “Just going to use my scanner”
    *pulls out toy scanner*
    *click*

  • @mrgallbladder
    @mrgallbladder Před 6 lety +719

    I've never laughed so hard from reading the comment section.

  • @tessmcgowan2405
    @tessmcgowan2405 Před 6 lety +146

    This gave me an idea; you should do a different kind of shopping roleplay. For example, someone wants to update their wardrobe or something and you help them around the store finding cute clothes. It could have tapping (on hangers or cases of makeup I guess?), fabric sounds and things, positive affirmations, jewelry sounds, and other stuff. You know what I mean? Idk, just a thought. Love you Gibi!!! ❤❤❤

    • @GeekwithaGrill
      @GeekwithaGrill Před 6 lety +1

      Oh personal shopper role play!!

    • @mushrooomperson
      @mushrooomperson Před 6 lety

      That is smart

    • @suzieh5204
      @suzieh5204 Před 6 lety

      Yesss

    • @kiyoko1186
      @kiyoko1186 Před 6 lety

      OMG PLEASE DO THIS GIBI AMAZING IDEA TessTheTreble

    • @katrinepetersen2566
      @katrinepetersen2566 Před 6 lety +1

      TessTheTreble It's be cool to see a old school grocery shop. Like, where You go and say that You need 1,2 kg of flour and They go measure it. I tried one in a museum (though, They only sold candy) It was so cool.

  • @cheyennecarly3972
    @cheyennecarly3972 Před 6 lety +364

    Gibi: would you mind if i took it a bit slower today?
    Me: sure!
    * 29:23 minutes later *
    Me: this might've been a mistake

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx Před 6 lety +79

    Okay. So.... apparently my shopping trip included the following items:
    - 2 Taco Seasoning Mixes (25% less sodium)
    - Pollener All Fruit, Spreadable Fruit - Raspberry
    - 3 (honestly very expensive) bananas
    - One (1) Apple
    - Bag of Carrot Chips
    - Pasta Zero
    - Annie’s Vegetable Soup with Farm-Shaped Pasta
    - Minute Rice, Brown Rice and Quinoa
    - One (1) Red Bull
    - Sunflower Seeds
    - Jell-o Instant Vanilla Pudding Mix
    - Jell-o Lemon Flavored Gelatin
    - Pam Baking Spray
    - Vegemite
    - Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate
    - 2 Icelandic yogurts
    - 1 Liter of Coconut Water
    I literally don’t understand this shopping trip. I would never buy such a hodge-podge of items. I can’t make a week’s worth of meals out of those. :x
    I still really love this RP; I’m just making observations because I have nothing better to do but comment a million times on a video I constantly watch. XD

  • @Julia67838
    @Julia67838 Před 5 lety +371

    Gibi:I don't think I have ever bought just one Apple at the time
    Me:I don't think I have ever bought an apple

    • @Xyoama
      @Xyoama Před 5 lety +4

      Julia's Life sis saaaaaaaaaaame

    • @Caroline-le8gm
      @Caroline-le8gm Před 4 lety +5

      I’ve never bought any vegetable!
      Wait.. an apples a fruit isn’t it 😑😂

    • @kristijacobson2508
      @kristijacobson2508 Před 4 lety +1

      omg same i agree 100 percent

    • @zainkhalil7494
      @zainkhalil7494 Před 3 lety

      @@GooberingGoobers isn’t Apple the brand that makes phones?? I’m not sure what gibi was holding

    • @lvlmedyza7409
      @lvlmedyza7409 Před 3 lety

      Whats an apple

  • @issalit5749
    @issalit5749 Před 6 lety +203

    That scanner was some next level technology

  • @whitneyg3188
    @whitneyg3188 Před 6 lety +1197

    Wife: *comes home 6 hours after leaving to the store*
    Husband: what took so long
    Wife: the super relaxing cashier ;)

    • @CatLeeXoX
      @CatLeeXoX Před 5 lety +54

      Jimb00 xX I see how you tried to be funny. It didn’t work bud.

    • @addison3908
      @addison3908 Před 5 lety +11

      Jimb00 xX that’s kinda disgusting you nasty

    • @FyreFliez
      @FyreFliez Před 5 lety +6

      I’m 9 and I understand yo nasty

    • @pinkmivenus
      @pinkmivenus Před 5 lety +17

      @@FyreFliez go back to pewdiepie 😂🤣

    • @Maya-tr2qo
      @Maya-tr2qo Před 5 lety +4

      Uh. Okay
      You hella nasty
      But ok

  • @SamManuel
    @SamManuel Před 5 lety +264

    Oh, no. My spreadable fruit is expiring this year. 😟

    • @kellyharrison5918
      @kellyharrison5918 Před 5 lety +3

      Sam Manuel ALL HAIL THE SPREADABLE FRUIT
      cause its expiring ? months and no meh fruit that i can put on bread:(

    • @rhianna7895
      @rhianna7895 Před 4 lety +3

      Sam Manuel better make as many pb&js as possible , only a couple more months 😳

    • @catherinegardner200
      @catherinegardner200 Před 4 lety +5

      Only 2 months left

    • @kaifazbear7274
      @kaifazbear7274 Před 4 lety +3

      One month left.

    • @rtji0
      @rtji0 Před 4 lety +4

      rip spreadable fruit

  • @lewiswilliams3557
    @lewiswilliams3557 Před 6 lety +504

    where do i find one of thos high tech scanners?????

    • @charlienovacastor5652
      @charlienovacastor5652 Před 6 lety +22

      l ewis Williams An old, long forgotten marketplace known as Toys R Us

    • @lucikizz
      @lucikizz Před 6 lety +8

      Nutcase Nate ;-; That store closed down sadly ;_____;

    • @arostrai
      @arostrai Před 5 lety +3

      Walmart 😂

    • @thegamerphrog
      @thegamerphrog Před 5 lety +8

      Ur local Kindergarten classroom

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt Před 5 lety +1

      Amazon just look up "plastic scanner"

  • @wingo9967
    @wingo9967 Před 6 lety +3679

    You look awfully similar to my optician... my older sister... this mermaid i met... who are you?!

    • @rowynoak6585
      @rowynoak6585 Před 6 lety +19

      Wingo heheheh

    • @sentinellj
      @sentinellj Před 6 lety +258

      Me? I'm just you're friendly neighbourhood spiderman
      Edit: Woah didn't expect 100 likes 😀😀😀

    • @EduardoNevesSilva
      @EduardoNevesSilva Před 6 lety +200

      "My name's Gibi. But everyone calls me Gibby..."

    • @rhino5463
      @rhino5463 Před 6 lety +55

      Wingo “Hey did I see you at that love convention?”

    • @LePotatoJuice
      @LePotatoJuice Před 6 lety +15

      Wingo W I N G O T H E B I R D

  • @hannahbuhler3128
    @hannahbuhler3128 Před 5 lety +169

    Gibi judging her own groceries for 29:23 minutes straight

  • @leo_backyarddinner
    @leo_backyarddinner Před 6 lety +245

    *calls person waiting in car*
    “Hey hun, gonna be a while... this chick keeps examining and tapping every single grocery. EVEN THE BANANAS. We’re almost done though I’ve been here for 24 minutes.”

  • @joshuasmith1266
    @joshuasmith1266 Před 6 lety +135

    My cashier was extremely slow and kept me for 29 minutes. Very disappointed although she did give me this weird sense of tingling down my back. 3/10 experience but 10/10 for relaxation

    • @jenniferpardue5839
      @jenniferpardue5839 Před 6 lety +5

      She kept touching all my food. I had to return my apple because she kept rubbing and tapping on it. Gross!! But she does know how to make me fall asleep.

  • @sabby7719
    @sabby7719 Před 6 lety +552

    0:06
    Gibi: Are you ready to check out?
    Me: No but I’m ready to check YOU out ;)
    Gibi: *Calls Security*

  • @killme2138
    @killme2138 Před 5 lety +145

    Gibi probably took all the things in her pantry that she never ate and used them to make this video.

  • @fabby6065
    @fabby6065 Před 5 lety +350

    WhY ArE YOu SpRAyinG My PAm?

  • @bojandimovski1504
    @bojandimovski1504 Před 6 lety +376

    I feel so bad for the person that's next in line...

    • @alexk3112
      @alexk3112 Před 6 lety +15

      Bojan Dimovski there’s probably like 50 of them by now

    • @alanimations
      @alanimations Před 6 lety +16

      Kage Yuro they probably all left the line and went to a different one

    • @mandieeXD
      @mandieeXD Před 6 lety

      she said theyre dead today!!

    • @mushrooomperson
      @mushrooomperson Před 6 lety

      Poor them

    • @phillipjr8567
      @phillipjr8567 Před 6 lety

      I love this too much😂😂😂

  • @Da_Baron
    @Da_Baron Před 6 lety +85

    As a former grocery store cashier, I was wondering why you were so bright and happy and cheery, until thirty seconds in when you said it was your first day! I'd love to see an update where you're absolutely jaded. lol

    • @cadebayerl8117
      @cadebayerl8117 Před 6 lety +1

      ThaBaronDK haha this is too true as I have been working at a grocery store for nearly two years and I was tired of it after two months

    • @Jumblebelle
      @Jumblebelle Před 6 lety +2

      ThaBaronDK perfect for a bitchy roleplay with gum chewing lol

    • @emmaschuster3635
      @emmaschuster3635 Před 6 lety

      lol same

    • @bridget1721
      @bridget1721 Před 6 lety +1

      Hahaha, same. I worked at a grocery store for 6 months and that was more than ENOUGH for me lol

  • @gertrudethegreatest3964
    @gertrudethegreatest3964 Před 5 lety +182

    Gibi:what are PASTA ZEROS?
    Me:I don’t even KNOW BRO.

  • @oofsusi4501
    @oofsusi4501 Před 6 lety +271

    gibi: Are you paying with cash or card
    me:cash
    gibi: card,ok

  • @creepypastaexplained4945
    @creepypastaexplained4945 Před 6 lety +158

    "Yes, sir she's the one who held me up for thirty minutes."

  • @SkrappyQ
    @SkrappyQ Před 6 lety +269

    yeah sorry i'm late i got held up for 30 minutes as the checkout lady gave me a brief description of each item

    • @Juniebeaniebaby101
      @Juniebeaniebaby101 Před 6 lety +7

      Alain me: *uses asmr as an excuse for being late*

    • @andrewgw7652
      @andrewgw7652 Před 6 lety

      Sorry I’m late I fell asleep at the grocery store during checkout

    • @Dark___Lynx4TM
      @Dark___Lynx4TM Před 6 lety

      Allison *to an asmr video*

    • @tommym669
      @tommym669 Před 6 lety

      And there was a 100 person line of disgruntled shoppers forming behind me

  • @lias_pizzaria
    @lias_pizzaria Před 6 lety +126

    2:34 "so these are pretty cheap"
    Me:shh don't let anyone hear

  • @mernky3562
    @mernky3562 Před 5 lety +287

    Is that jam?
    Nah m8 spreadable fruit

  • @_tayler_elise_4159
    @_tayler_elise_4159 Před 6 lety +64

    I love the little kid scanner!!! priceless!

    • @RyanRolshouse
      @RyanRolshouse Před 6 lety +5

      Tayler Garff, was that a pun?

    • @Doglover1688
      @Doglover1688 Před 6 lety

      very punny

    • @sentinellj
      @sentinellj Před 6 lety

      That is not a kid scanner it's highly sophisticated technology that we don't even understand

  • @andioop6686
    @andioop6686 Před 6 lety +548

    I’m going to come back to this video in December 2019 and celebrate the expiration date of the jam

    • @TheMinecraftHype
      @TheMinecraftHype Před 6 lety +60

      rockyrocksrox I will also return at that time to see if you actually do come back... I have doubts.

    • @fadee_5203
      @fadee_5203 Před 6 lety +3

      Bet

    • @neverlucky2712
      @neverlucky2712 Před 6 lety +22

      let's be honest, none of us will remember unless you screenshot this and put it as ur wallpaper and keep it as that for 1 and a half years.

    • @oxycodonepuneta2320
      @oxycodonepuneta2320 Před 6 lety +11

      rockyrocksrox i want to be here when that happen..
      Sooooooo here is my comment

    • @spuhdoink
      @spuhdoink Před 6 lety +11

      same. here i am waiting to get my notification on that date.

  • @elektra01
    @elektra01 Před 6 lety +164

    Takes thirty minutes, judges the amount of apples I buy and how many carrots I can eat
    Love it!😍
    (Aka it’s a joke I am thankful for the effort she put into this video)

    • @FyreFliez
      @FyreFliez Před 5 lety +7

      Angus Bergström maybe they were almost asleep when they made this so they put aka instead of btw or jk

    • @Tuco_Salamanca3
      @Tuco_Salamanca3 Před 5 lety +1

      Aka means Also known as

    • @mey3980
      @mey3980 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Tuco_Salamanca3 yes we know.

    • @Tuco_Salamanca3
      @Tuco_Salamanca3 Před 4 lety +1

      Meeyah. I was talking to the poster, not you

    • @GooberingGoobers
      @GooberingGoobers Před 4 lety +1

      Uhh do you mean ps? Aka means also known as

  • @whypinky3491
    @whypinky3491 Před 4 lety +59

    Gibi: “Expiration date dec. 2019, oh you should be fine.”
    Me watching this is 2020: 😳

  • @mr_mcsexy
    @mr_mcsexy Před 6 lety +300

    Gibi: are you in a hurry?
    Me: Yes i have to make payments right now or i become homeless.
    Gibi: No? Ok

    • @olivermoss-jones3231
      @olivermoss-jones3231 Před 6 lety +4

      Gibi. I LIKE WATCHING PEOPLES LIVES CRUMBLING AROUND THEM

    • @abbym07
      @abbym07 Před 6 lety +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @tonytheboneless5485
    @tonytheboneless5485 Před 6 lety +203

    I asked where the bathroom is

  • @bobby-pg5wf
    @bobby-pg5wf Před 5 lety +265

    CAn YoU PlEAsE StOp pokInG MY PaSTa ZeRo

  • @tianaelsie42
    @tianaelsie42 Před 6 lety +170

    'Are you Australian?'
    - Whoa *mate* yeah how'd ya know?

    • @millie_twig
      @millie_twig Před 6 lety +10

      Tiana Elsie . Shhhh, remember we’re actors living in South America...

    • @daniellamojica2619
      @daniellamojica2619 Před 4 lety +1

      Amelia Branch I thought it was Japan

    • @quincydraws957
      @quincydraws957 Před 4 lety +1

      Naw i swere it was Indonesia

  • @goodDrummerman
    @goodDrummerman Před 6 lety +586

    She probably got fired after her first shift too. Only checked out 3 customers in an 8 hour shift lol

  • @poptartaj7611
    @poptartaj7611 Před 6 lety +472

    still faster than self checkout

    • @isislee919
      @isislee919 Před 6 lety +4

      Mernky 356 what’s so hard about putting it in the bagging area

    • @lunajayde_xx
      @lunajayde_xx Před 6 lety +13

      Yeah, that's true. XD I think my husband and I spend a ridiculous amount of time at self-checkout just yelling at the damn thing "IT IS IN THE BAGGING AREA." and then it's like "Help is on the way!" And I swear that happens at least a dozen times lol.

    • @sakoulas1253
      @sakoulas1253 Před 5 lety

      Poptart AJ LMAO

    • @brothersdodumbstuff6921
      @brothersdodumbstuff6921 Před 5 lety +1

      True

    • @pinkmivenus
      @pinkmivenus Před 5 lety +2

      @@isislee919 i just facepalmed so hard

  • @mckennastone8133
    @mckennastone8133 Před 6 lety +35

    I started watching this at 7:15 pm and woke up at 3:32 am. Thank you Gibi for being so relaxing😂

    • @Ashley-tb4kv
      @Ashley-tb4kv Před 6 lety +2

      McKenna Stone girl you should of went back to sleep real quick if you woke up at 3:32am

    • @Trucks_Law-zn5xs
      @Trucks_Law-zn5xs Před 5 lety

      Fall asleep every time lmao

  • @theovergrownbookshelf7801
    @theovergrownbookshelf7801 Před 5 lety +129

    Never would I ever come here and get tampons.
    Gibi: That type of month. Hate it. How bad is it. You know this is the large size

    • @mija3239
      @mija3239 Před 5 lety +1

      How is your name pronounced? Gg ive never seen your name before

    • @mija3239
      @mija3239 Před 5 lety +1

      Is your name pronounced Reheianna?

    • @rhianna7895
      @rhianna7895 Před 4 lety +3

      Hi we have the same name 🤗 but it’s actually my middle name

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 Před 4 lety +3

      WhErE_aRe_ThE_aVoCaDoS??? Surprised you don’t know how to say their name, a famous singer is named Rhianna. It’s said re-yhan-ah. I usually say it like it has a y but that may just be my accent

    • @CrazyblondeBiotch01
      @CrazyblondeBiotch01 Před 4 lety

      🤣😂😅😂🤣 This comment has me officially deceased.🤣😂🤣😂💀☠💀☠

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 Před 6 lety +2132

    Um ma’am if you don’t mind me asking, why are you tapping on my groceries? I got places to be.

    • @harcher79
      @harcher79 Před 6 lety +15

      Lol

    • @wolfygamer2713
      @wolfygamer2713 Před 6 lety +8

      XD

    • @laurakluger5509
      @laurakluger5509 Před 6 lety +78

      cooldog2168 she asked if you're in a hurry, so don't panic ^^

    • @gabibabie
      @gabibabie Před 6 lety +18

      Wolfy Gamer i knew that the xD face would be here

    • @farazahmad9680
      @farazahmad9680 Před 6 lety +12

      Tapping on apple and saying its juicy... Only kinow and oranges are juicy....but its Gibi she can do it..!!

  • @beaudaniel3930
    @beaudaniel3930 Před 6 lety +894

    As soon as I saw the Taco Mix, I knew this was realistic.

  • @mushrooomperson
    @mushrooomperson Před 6 lety +113

    Gibi: what's barn shaped pasta ?
    Me : you are litterely holding the box *THAT HAS THE PICTURE OF WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE*

  • @dusky193
    @dusky193 Před 2 lety +9

    2 year anniversary of the jam expiring 😔🙏

  • @mariacau
    @mariacau Před 6 lety +69

    Can you imagine a grocery store where they analyse your items one by one? That would be so embarassing. But this is relaxing anyway.

    • @niqozin
      @niqozin Před 6 lety +3

      Maria Caú
      Cashier: *picks up bananas* Oh yeah I really like bananas heres a 5 minute story about bananas! *five minutes later* Anyway that's why I'm not allowed to be in Walmart anymore haha!
      Cashier: *picks up condoms* Oh...well...ah....I think we can skip the-
      Customer: Fuck no! You have spent 5 minutes on every fucking item and I specifically bought these at this store for this moment!
      Cashier: Uh...really? Um...Well....Condoms are...uh...really...helpful I guess...
      Customer: I am going to fuck tonight.
      Cashier: Oh...uh...lovely...?

  • @foxeh123
    @foxeh123 Před 6 lety +122

    *30 minutes later*
    "Lady, listen...I just want to buy some groceries."

  • @Gravel_eater
    @Gravel_eater Před 4 lety +17

    “December 2019, you’ll be fine” me, in April 2020 *Spits tea*

  • @sonny2886
    @sonny2886 Před 5 lety +69

    “Just one apple?”
    “Did I ask for your opinion on how to spend MY money?”

  • @ArticulateDesignASMR
    @ArticulateDesignASMR Před 6 lety +376

    Astonishingly, this is my first time seeing a grocery check out rp! Do your thing Geebz! Goodnight everyone :D

    • @rachellee277
      @rachellee277 Před 6 lety +1

      Articulate Design ASMR ASMR Alysaa has some fun ones! Whispers Unicorn too.

    • @ronaldmcdonald3869
      @ronaldmcdonald3869 Před 6 lety +9

      Geebz?

    • @bioticheart
      @bioticheart Před 6 lety

      Articulate Design ASMR There are a few if you search for it.

    • @averieg.3702
      @averieg.3702 Před 6 lety +1

      Karuna satori does some nice and annoyed grocery store rp

    • @tonicox4005
      @tonicox4005 Před 6 lety +8

      Articulate Design ASMR I would love to stop by the Market Articulate for some groceries. ;)
      And whoever was wondering about "Geebz," I think they at least kind of know each other.

  • @Clown_Dorki
    @Clown_Dorki Před 6 lety +396

    Gibi: hello there, are you ready to check out?
    Me: yes please.
    Gibi: Did you find Everything okay?
    Me: no, I couldn't find a few things.
    Gibi: good.
    Me: *wh-*

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 Před 6 lety +2

      T.V STÅTÏÇ
      SO TRUE😂😂😂

    • @HoliverTV
      @HoliverTV Před 6 lety

      T.V STÅTÏÇ shshshshs

    • @larasheppard8443
      @larasheppard8443 Před 6 lety +2

      IM LAUGHING SO MF HARD 😭😭🙃

    • @lucien3231
      @lucien3231 Před 5 lety +1

      Me when I ask about people's lives but I don't really care.

  • @mikumutual
    @mikumutual Před 5 lety +98

    19:45 "hot chocolate marshmallows just sorta dissolve when you put them in the hot water"
    *WATER??????????*

    • @muffinzyt9613
      @muffinzyt9613 Před 5 lety +5

      savangel5 yeah you make hot chocolate with either water or milk she Evan said it’s the “Hot Water Kind”

    • @annemontgomery3890
      @annemontgomery3890 Před 5 lety +19

      Never understood American's version of hot chocolate either. Almost all of them are dissolved in hot water. Confuses Europeans. It's hot chocolate MILK. It's in the NAME.

    • @maddie8983
      @maddie8983 Před 5 lety +4

      @@annemontgomery3890 To be fair, ours has powdered milk in it lol. And using water vs milk is mostly personal preference here.

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt Před 5 lety +7

      Guys I use milk and I'm American the intrusions say hot water or milk but people here don't like the idea of heating up milk

    • @undercoverwaffle395xx6
      @undercoverwaffle395xx6 Před 5 lety +4

      reece 111 lol when I was a kid I had hot milk before I went to sleep. Hot chocolates like the best. Still not sure why anyone would put water in it but hey person preference

  • @davidabbott8967
    @davidabbott8967 Před 6 lety +78

    Gibi: Are you in a hurry?
    Me: Uh yeah actually my mom is having another baby toda-
    Gibi: No? Great!
    Me: Uh i really gotta gooo...

  • @meeyah4782
    @meeyah4782 Před 6 lety +324

    are you
    TaPiNg oN mY aPpLe?

  • @kalea899
    @kalea899 Před 6 lety +439

    mom: what took you so long? i didn’t ask to buy much!
    *me: sorry the cashier was really relaxing i fell asleep*
    mom: oh okay i understand

  • @nono3368
    @nono3368 Před 6 lety +75

    She didn’t scan the jello :O

  • @micaelamartin8499
    @micaelamartin8499 Před 6 lety +24

    Bro if my cashier was this slow and interested in every single thing I buy, I’d flip my lid in 0.2 seconds

  • @MrFzrk
    @MrFzrk Před 6 lety +65

    I loved the scanner thing sound.
    But if I was at a checkout and someone was tapping and sliding their hands all over my food I would be weirded out

  • @popegoodvibes6360
    @popegoodvibes6360 Před 6 lety +293

    i- i think im in the wrong store whats going on here

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 Před 6 lety

      Pope Goodvibes
      So true😂😂😃

    • @kitty-yv1wo
      @kitty-yv1wo Před 6 lety +1

      Your in Amish town now

    • @wsb157
      @wsb157 Před 6 lety

      Pope Goodvibes lol

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt Před 5 lety

      basic no I live near "Amish town" and I can walk into KFC and see an entire family digging into some chicken

  • @myacosta4541
    @myacosta4541 Před 6 lety +26

    "Oh your eating it today? The whole bag?!"

  • @SpazzShell
    @SpazzShell Před 6 lety +562

    They say it’s bad to go to the grocery store on an empty stomach.... yet here I am, packs of cookies and chips being thrown aimlessly into my cart.

    • @evanplauche5370
      @evanplauche5370 Před 6 lety +15

      Joey Underhill why are you watching asmr in the grocery.

    • @Machiari309
      @Machiari309 Před 6 lety +3

      It’s worse working there hungry. People come through with rotisserie chicken or cooked lobster and it’s absolute torture.

    • @nobody845
      @nobody845 Před 6 lety

      Animal flesh

    • @Luke-ox8bp
      @Luke-ox8bp Před 6 lety

      Hello again

    • @itsus8172
      @itsus8172 Před 6 lety

      I do my best grocery shopping when I'm hungry, I always get more and yummier food then.

  • @thepunisher4356
    @thepunisher4356 Před 6 lety +57

    This is why I use the self-checkout lanes. It’s fast and I don’t feel too guilty for buying 8 energy drinks or lots of Alcohol 😒

    • @mauro9624
      @mauro9624 Před 6 lety

      Kaas

    • @v0m1t_c0r3_kryp
      @v0m1t_c0r3_kryp Před 6 lety

      Wtf I hate self check outs the original one means I don’t have to do all the work😂

  • @emmajade7609
    @emmajade7609 Před 6 lety +82

    *I check out after Gibbi is done*
    Manager: hello, how would you rate our store?
    Me: UM.....( in my head) she WAS touching my food but her voice was so calm and relaxing!
    Me: 4 stars

  • @poozlespoozles4169
    @poozlespoozles4169 Před 5 lety +23

    I was thinking when she says the jam expires December 2019 imagine watching this in like December 2025 and being like "Well the cashier said it would be fine so"

  • @ryem9948
    @ryem9948 Před 6 lety +223

    "do you do this with the little.. meat crumbles?"
    "n-"
    *"YEAH?"*
    *"ME TOO."*

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 Před 6 lety +818

    Gibi: Professional Banana Tapper

    • @clayton2697
      @clayton2697 Před 6 lety +4

      cooldog2168 "fantastic"

    • @alex-iz5jv
      @alex-iz5jv Před 6 lety +4

      Gibi:girl inside brutal internet
      ;)

    • @biddleTM
      @biddleTM Před 6 lety +6

      She must get payed well

    • @allanm3987
      @allanm3987 Před 6 lety +27

      She can tap my banana if u know what I mean 😉😂

    • @miau7327
      @miau7327 Před 6 lety +3

      AM Gaming 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @animalsmovies1791
    @animalsmovies1791 Před 6 lety +46

    STAPH JUDGING MY HONEY CRISP CANADIAN APPLE.
    AND HOW MANY CARROT CRISPS I EAT IN A DAY. NOW YOUR JUDGING MY PASTA ZERO?? GURL

  • @aice1018
    @aice1018 Před 5 lety +3

    I've watched this video 1258796435987 times and it never gets boring. I LOVE IT!!! ❤

  • @alyssathatcher8115
    @alyssathatcher8115 Před 6 lety +166

    Why tf am I buying one apple I'm insane

    • @scwid8249
      @scwid8249 Před 6 lety +6

      Along with your profile picture :/

    • @PX3U
      @PX3U Před 6 lety +3

      Profile pic tho

    • @Frogfern666
      @Frogfern666 Před 6 lety +3

      Jade Colvin your pofile makes it look like it

    • @caseywillis5887
      @caseywillis5887 Před 6 lety

      Jade Colvin I literally saw your comment and then she made the joke about the apple

    • @adamariortega3910
      @adamariortega3910 Před 6 lety

      That profile is legit

  • @ellayeah6567
    @ellayeah6567 Před 6 lety +83

    50% of the comments- Pun related to how long this checkout took
    20%- Why is everyone disliking? (With possible attached apply of they fell asleep)
    10%- Ooh spooky jumpscare at 1:06
    10%- You look similar to someone else
    10%- Miscellaneous comments of how pretty Gibi is, how is the likes vs views possible, etc

    • @scwid8249
      @scwid8249 Před 6 lety +2

      0.5% meat crumbles

    • @aangel6020
      @aangel6020 Před 6 lety +1

      1% of the comments is them talking about.. Let's just say *Bananas* and why she's holding them...

  • @ellieleon3205
    @ellieleon3205 Před 6 lety +28

    Wow when she said she was going to take it slow, I didn't think it would be thirty minutes

  • @annapan1978
    @annapan1978 Před 4 lety +5

    I love how everyone is ‘’complaining’’ about this video but everyone is secretly in love with it

    • @maddywilliams4638
      @maddywilliams4638 Před 4 lety

      Everyone is "complaining" bc they think it is super funny. But it is always nice when they have a sentence saying they love it cause that's always nice
      I love this video and this is one of my favs.

  • @harveywrld6289
    @harveywrld6289 Před 6 lety +158

    Did she ask me what this bag of pasta is. You work here tell me. lol 😂😂

    • @Julia67838
      @Julia67838 Před 5 lety +6

      Shi_Chicken80 she said that is her First day

  • @streamweird4735
    @streamweird4735 Před 6 lety +438

    *LaDy sTOp eXamiNing mY ZeRo pasTA*

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx Před 6 lety +15

    I had my husband (who doesn't really like ASMR) watch this, and he sort of lost it over Gibi spraying the Pam. It was actually hilarious.

  • @arcadeunderground420
    @arcadeunderground420 Před 5 lety +10

    Gibi:Oh do you use this with the meat crumbles?
    *meat crumbles*
    *m e a t c r u m b l e s*

  • @ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL
    @ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL Před 6 lety +1292

    ❤️ UHHHH This line is taking forever ; >

  • @maggiedoser
    @maggiedoser Před 6 lety +258

    Gibi: Ok so here’s the bananas
    Me: Uh huh
    Gibi: *rubs hands all over bananas*
    Me: uh can you stop touching my food...
    Gibi: Shhh... it makes a good sound

  • @paige132
    @paige132 Před 6 lety +37

    Gibi: vegemite
    Me: VEGEMITE OMG YOU SAINT

    • @littlegibler-deserted3664
      @littlegibler-deserted3664 Před 5 lety

      St3lthy Panda can get marmite (I’m American and have British 2nd cousins)
      Edit: added end parentheses. Your welcome =)

  • @mindyl1983
    @mindyl1983 Před 6 lety +4

    I love all your videos but this is my absolute favorite! I swear I watch it multiple times a week! Would love another trip to the grocery store!!

    • @sarahpixie
      @sarahpixie Před 6 lety

      yes me too!!!

    • @lunajayde_xx
      @lunajayde_xx Před 6 lety

      Yes! I watch this role play so many times. I would love to see it again.

    • @sexysergeant123
      @sexysergeant123 Před 5 lety

      Same! I watch it almost every night.

  • @quinn2585
    @quinn2585 Před 6 lety +108

    Grocery store checkout, takes 30minutes to get out. Hmm sounds like dollar tree.😂😂

  • @utfan0899
    @utfan0899 Před 6 lety +151

    Ugh red bull doesn't give me wings, it just gives me flash backs to too much Jager and regret.

    • @mushrooomperson
      @mushrooomperson Před 6 lety +3

      Dark yet funny
      Like my humor

    • @utfan0899
      @utfan0899 Před 6 lety +1

      Lauren Bin 🤣

    • @alex-bt9cw
      @alex-bt9cw Před 4 lety

      Lynsey Orion I read about this man who sued RedBull because it didn’t give him wings lol

  • @justnoel1190
    @justnoel1190 Před 5 lety +9

    After that day _Gibi lost her job_

  • @ButItsBad
    @ButItsBad Před 6 lety +39

    When you walk through the exit door and a beep goes off and you realize the scanner is just a toy. -_-

  • @samuelpizza3348
    @samuelpizza3348 Před 6 lety +1494

    1:06 I don't know why, but I just find this funny. 😆

  • @beewew9350
    @beewew9350 Před 6 lety +315

    “I’m trying to go vegan”
    “i won’t eat vegetables without a lot of ranch on them”
    _good luck_

  • @fishes3277
    @fishes3277 Před 6 lety +77

    When you turn your volume up really loud because it is an ASMR video and a tik tok advert comes on and now you can't hear. 🙄😑😁

  • @sarahpixie
    @sarahpixie Před 6 lety +26

    please make another grocery roleplay!!!!

  • @Wytchlord
    @Wytchlord Před 6 lety +125

    I'm so glad I forgot the condoms. Her compulsive habit of talking about her own experiences probably would have made that really awkward.
    PS: how did that noodles substitute taste? And why would you ever skip strawberries? 😯

    • @theMayboz
      @theMayboz Před 6 lety +8

      You want something awkward? Think about the condoms, skip to 12:25, close your eyes and listen :D

    • @MrMiddlewayne
      @MrMiddlewayne Před 6 lety +1

      Mayboz you nasty

    • @Wytchlord
      @Wytchlord Před 6 lety

      That really was nasty xD

    • @GoldnPump
      @GoldnPump Před 6 lety +1

      Mayboz haha

    • @pandabear6110
      @pandabear6110 Před 6 lety

      Meh.....more funny than nasty🙂

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 Před 6 lety +134

    All this did was make me hungry and it's like 11 at night.

    • @hershey_bar4843
      @hershey_bar4843 Před 6 lety

      Midnight Prince same

    • @catrina6541
      @catrina6541 Před 6 lety

      sameeee

    • @ysabellaflores5984
      @ysabellaflores5984 Před 6 lety

      Midnight Prince omg it’s literally 10:57 at night and I just ate cold Mac and cheese cause of this

    • @ky-mt9uy
      @ky-mt9uy Před 6 lety +1

      Weeklings. It’s 3am and here I am eating frozen eggo waffles.

    • @kadiekatie
      @kadiekatie Před 6 lety +1

      Midnight Prince 1am

  • @Luke-ux1ss
    @Luke-ux1ss Před 5 lety +56

    JUST SCAN MY FOOD I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY
    i still love you

  • @jesusruiz1465
    @jesusruiz1465 Před 4 lety +6

    I feel bad for the person behind me for waiting a while

  • @averyknoll1624
    @averyknoll1624 Před 6 lety +126

    Imagine daisy as a cashier
    Edit:nothing like gibi poking and tapping your groceries

  • @pinheadvato2660
    @pinheadvato2660 Před 6 lety +166

    DONT JUDGE MY SINGLE FUCKIN APPLE DAMNIT

    • @Doglover1688
      @Doglover1688 Před 6 lety +1

      Yo Man's Abe L. ik she exposed how lonely i am

    • @cheyannecorbett279
      @cheyannecorbett279 Před 6 lety +1

      Sorry abe

    • @pinheadvato2660
      @pinheadvato2660 Před 6 lety +6

      Cheyanne Corbett I didn't get shot in the back of my head so I can get judged for my apple quantities

    • @tayvlogs2142
      @tayvlogs2142 Před 6 lety +1

      Yo Man's Abe L. Well she's judging and she's judging hard

    • @singingcool9385
      @singingcool9385 Před 6 lety

      That is a little mean.😬