Walter Hong - Tall Women (Stand Up Comedy)

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
  • Walter Hong dates women out of his height.
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Komentáře • 194

  • @msa016
    @msa016 Před 10 lety +72

    "..walking her adopted korean kid..." hahaha, i was kind of smiling up till that point, and then i lost it

  • @stumblect2504
    @stumblect2504 Před 10 lety +16

    Lol ..."like she's walking her adopted Korean kid down the street"

  • @AndiLevicky
    @AndiLevicky Před 9 lety +7

    Best line right at the end. Worth the wait.

  • @MrSeanMDolan
    @MrSeanMDolan Před 10 lety +32

    I'm 6 ft seeing a 5 ft 11 girl, that is tall enough i'd say

  • @moviedude22
    @moviedude22 Před 11 lety +2

    "man I'll climb that bitch..." haha

  • @Ojokernegro
    @Ojokernegro Před 10 lety +18

    Hahahaha, this dude's dope!

  • @TheTrejack85
    @TheTrejack85 Před 11 lety +2

    "Man I'd Climb that Bitch" LOL!

  • @ZachariaYonis
    @ZachariaYonis Před 9 lety +22

    short girls give me back problems.

    • @MrRadioperse
      @MrRadioperse Před 9 lety +2

      +Zacharia Yonis Harder to lift right? Try bending from the knees, otherwise all that weight is on your lower back.

    • @ZachariaYonis
      @ZachariaYonis Před 9 lety

      metricmetamorph lool thats a mission b

  • @obsceneXerror
    @obsceneXerror Před 10 lety +33

    adam devine in 10 years after his asian sex change

  • @urgandma
    @urgandma Před 11 lety +2

    He almost sounded like he was about to cry for the first few seconds.

  • @SlickJavy
    @SlickJavy Před 10 lety +4

    lol @ Walking an adopted Korean Kid... all i imagined there was Angelina Jolie walking his ass around

  • @DamnUsernameTakenFU
    @DamnUsernameTakenFU Před 10 lety +13

    Close your eyes, this mafuka sound like Ice T. da fuk.

  • @axelfighter15
    @axelfighter15 Před 11 lety +1

    "Man, I'll climb that bitch..."
    OMG, fuckin' hilarious!!

  • @DavideParadiso
    @DavideParadiso Před 11 lety

    Thanks, man! I see people getting more peaceful and smart on youtube! Have a great Life!

  • @pianotinkerer
    @pianotinkerer Před 9 lety +5

    As a woman who is that tall I found all of this HISTERICAL.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Před 8 lety +1

      I wouldn't take an issue with having a 23 yr-old gf even if she was 7 ft. lol. dunno what thus guys problem was :P

  • @nickframpton566
    @nickframpton566 Před 9 lety +77

    He looks Asian but he sounds like he's black.confusing.

    • @johnni3166
      @johnni3166 Před 6 lety +3

      asian guy sounding black is annoying as fuck plus this dude's not even funny

    • @killme79
      @killme79 Před 6 lety +5

      johnni why?

    • @sunnyx213
      @sunnyx213 Před 6 lety

      johnni how is that annoying when dude was grown up around that?

    • @ssmuikakarot6057
      @ssmuikakarot6057 Před 5 lety +1

      He sound black cuz he was raised up around us...
      It happens..
      I have lots of white friends tht sound black.
      White friends that’d never shoot up schools :/

    • @grandoldsoul4691
      @grandoldsoul4691 Před 4 lety

      @@johnni3166 hush up kiddo!

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před 10 lety +10

    Six Foot Three??? Now that's a girl I could really go UP on! Hehe 8^)

  • @CauseAndEffect29
    @CauseAndEffect29 Před 11 lety +1

    lol! "Why is it furry" lmao!

  • @throwindembows
    @throwindembows Před 11 lety +1

    i thought it was gonna suck, it turned out great. Good job you guy!

  • @Postghost
    @Postghost Před 11 lety +1

    Woah! you're actually right.
    When you watch older videos of him, he sounds like half white, half Asian; except he just kept saying "Y'all" all the time, you can hear him getting blacker and blacker as his fake accent progresses over the last 8 years, he used to have those distinct Asian tones and aspirations.
    There's a broader group to appeal to this way, and seeing how hes not a very funny comedian, the path of least resistance is to just go with what works best. Or he has fake accent syndrome

  • @pjbrien3276
    @pjbrien3276 Před 2 lety

    That is what its all about ' 3 Phrases" LOL

  • @nikhilpawa4538
    @nikhilpawa4538 Před 11 lety

    i was not expecting that. it was brilliant.

  • @truman5838
    @truman5838 Před rokem +1

    I knew exactly where he was going. I knew hed put his arm in the air and use a mother walking with her child analogy. That funny though.

  • @krunkaintdead69
    @krunkaintdead69 Před 11 lety

    Hey everybody, get a load of this guy! He's actually using the comment system the way it was intended!

  • @wazscience
    @wazscience Před 10 lety

    hey, do you guys have a spot in vegas? I think I might come down during the holidays and want to check the place out

  • @Michellepunkrock
    @Michellepunkrock Před 4 lety +7

    As a 6’ tall woman .. I always say , I want a man that I can go places w , not one that’s portable 🤣🤣

  • @shylildude
    @shylildude Před 11 lety

    i like the way he says "what the fuck"

  • @theXdarkXtreeXburns
    @theXdarkXtreeXburns Před 11 lety +1

    1:34 SO MUCH!!!
    I love my tall girlfriend

  • @avergara16
    @avergara16 Před 11 lety

    "Bitch is 6'3", lol.

  • @benjeffrey1
    @benjeffrey1 Před 11 lety +1

    He reminds me of the Asian Ice-T

  • @CocoCrispy22
    @CocoCrispy22 Před 11 lety +1

    i swear I've heard like over half those jokes before but told in a better way.

  • @rich64bit
    @rich64bit Před 11 lety

    mad props, mad props

  • @ashtonmclaughlan374
    @ashtonmclaughlan374 Před 11 lety +1

    tough crowd

  • @roketrider
    @roketrider Před 11 lety

    LOOOL!! THATS MY BELLY BUTTON! HAHAHAHA!!

  • @jordanchristopherlee4400

    There's never a shortage of constructive criticism

  • @bensonho6038
    @bensonho6038 Před 11 lety +1

    Well... this = Young & Tall golddigger + Financially Stable Short & Old Asian.

  • @why-kg6kx
    @why-kg6kx Před 3 lety

    you're done. you win. what do you want

  • @malcolmexxx2109
    @malcolmexxx2109 Před 3 lety

    damn I need that jacket.

  • @louisbarak3283
    @louisbarak3283 Před 11 lety

    I love that Kia commercial

  • @boratco5
    @boratco5 Před 10 lety +11

    .. hope he gets better

    • @jinhyun1
      @jinhyun1 Před 9 lety +8

      French Jauney Same thought here! Good material, no comic timing. But somehow I like him and want this dude to go places!

    • @marcbarber2209
      @marcbarber2209 Před 8 lety +2

      +French Jauney All these Laugh Factory videos, the comedians are not good enough to be "good-good", but not bad enough to be "bad-good" (where it sucks so bad that its funny). They are in "Laugh Pergatory" here.

  • @ballwizz23
    @ballwizz23 Před 7 lety

    Did anybody else feel like some of that material was stolen? I can't remember where, but I swear I've heard some of that elsewhere.

  • @RoboJews
    @RoboJews Před 11 lety

    Dudes funny af. [7] Love his use ebonics.

  • @iMeze
    @iMeze Před 10 lety +1

    I read his name Wel Hung, yeah right xD

  • @andrewfredrick6088
    @andrewfredrick6088 Před 11 lety +2

    this guy made some good material from a terrible subject the audience was really dull for the amount of humor he has

  • @AMB33ZY
    @AMB33ZY Před 11 lety

    I've heard this joke before about tall women and short men walking from another comedian.

  • @JakeBoer
    @JakeBoer Před 11 lety

    He sounds like a brother.

  • @AirQuotes
    @AirQuotes Před 11 lety

    I don't know really just a vibe I got

  • @MassiveHorse5
    @MassiveHorse5 Před 11 lety

    He is a stand-up comedian that isn't exactly a household name. He isn't exactly the poster child for financial stability.

  • @Princess_Narii
    @Princess_Narii Před 4 lety

    6’3 woman on high heels 💖💖💖💖

  • @armin38822
    @armin38822 Před 11 lety

    god damn it ..there were two videos to click. one was Monthy Franklin and the other one was Walter Hong and I instantly wanted to click on the first one just because he looked hot. then I felt bad and clicked on Walter instead. god.

  • @bachyaraa
    @bachyaraa Před 11 lety

    Dude sounds like Ice-T!

  • @Gardow
    @Gardow Před 11 lety

    His brain would explode if he ever saw a British Black guy.

  • @Moiez101
    @Moiez101 Před 11 lety

    the fuck kind of comment is that, "glad i don't overanalyze". You want a medal, or, better yet, a cookie? It doesn't make you any better than people who do overanalyze.

  • @rafa1503
    @rafa1503 Před 11 lety

    Lmao that was good. Glad i dont overanalyze comedy like the people in top comments on every damn video.

  • @bunating
    @bunating Před 11 lety

    nice one walter

  • @sidnas92
    @sidnas92 Před 11 lety

    He's trying to talk and act like a gangster? The gangsters where you live must be pretty different than the ones around here...

  • @moshe9337
    @moshe9337 Před 7 lety +1

    is this funny for you?

  • @mzoe12
    @mzoe12 Před 7 lety

    He looks like a fusion of Ike Barinholtz and Bobby Lee.

  • @Surreal469
    @Surreal469 Před 10 lety +1

    whatever bro. Tall girls can roll this way for a short guy who knows how to handle them.

  • @yung_broccolini
    @yung_broccolini Před 11 lety

    Im pretty sure he made all of this up

  • @RegusMock5
    @RegusMock5 Před 11 lety

    telling us that you unsubscribed is probably the most hardcore thing you could have done as a youtube commentor. You have my complete respect sir

  • @현민짱
    @현민짱 Před rokem +1

    Psick university bring me here

  • @williameedubsix
    @williameedubsix Před 11 lety

    Good ending

  • @lolsebasstian
    @lolsebasstian Před 11 lety

    it's almost as if language is learned and not innate

  • @HydroCarbine
    @HydroCarbine Před 11 lety

    If he slowed it down, you pseudo-critics would say "Good material, but you need to speed it up a bit for better delivery"

  • @grandoldsoul4691
    @grandoldsoul4691 Před 4 lety

    he's funny

  • @DtodaH
    @DtodaH Před 11 lety

    Good jokes.

  • @Moiez101
    @Moiez101 Před 11 lety

    you mean pseudo-experts. Anyone can be a critic, just criticize. It takes time and effort to be an actual one which makes a living off it.

  • @gfref1221
    @gfref1221 Před 11 lety

    Because He has lots of black friends or raised in black town

  • @bizh7715
    @bizh7715 Před 5 lety +2

    Is he from the south?

  • @an.drew_
    @an.drew_ Před 10 lety +2

    How does he sound black????? Someone please explain this to mean. I thought he had a great set, he could have had better pauses but the material itself was pretty good

    • @Dynamode8
      @Dynamode8 Před 10 lety

      I guess you can say by his accent, but they sound natural to me so I didn't notice. Well you know the saying the way you talk is where you grew up from . . .but looking at the comment section, most of these people don't seem to realize that, kinda sad really.

    • @ghostsade3
      @ghostsade3 Před 10 lety +6

      Yeah, he doesn't sound black, he sounds American...

  • @jacobstewart3428
    @jacobstewart3428 Před 6 lety

    I need to marry a tall women. I dont want my kids to be short too.

  • @elevatorisland
    @elevatorisland Před 11 lety +4

    Is it so hard to believe he grew up in a black neighborhood or went to a black school? Kids usually have the accent of the communities they live in, not of their parents. Benefit of the doubt at least.

  • @imnotthisoldlol
    @imnotthisoldlol Před 11 lety

    He thought he was doing a 60 instead of a 69

  • @JohnAquariusPodcast
    @JohnAquariusPodcast Před 11 lety

    Dude im the same hight and age i want a wonder woman

  • @lolsebasstian
    @lolsebasstian Před 11 lety

    ah yes, walter hong, the aussie aboriginal comedian.
    it's rare that such a comment is seen, where someone demonstrates their lack of knowledge on a subject in so many ways; not only are you an armchair linguist but also an armchair debater. i don't even have the time to tell you how much is wrong with your comment.
    protip: at least try to stay relevant to the conversation, and maybe your argument will seem somewhat valid next time you try and troll. then work on soundness! practice = perfect!

  • @TheWiwiee
    @TheWiwiee Před 11 lety

    because if ladies do it, guys will find it as an insult. Men get insecure about stuff like this but they just dont express it however they can talk the flaws of women and treat them like a joke, one difference is that girls can can handle it and find it funny themselves. but I have to admit though, as a woman, i prefer male comedians myself. I guess its in out nature that we complain a lot that even jokes makes us sound annoyingly whiny.

  • @Operationdaybreak
    @Operationdaybreak Před 11 lety

    He looks like an Asian Adam De'Vine

  • @CamronJLB
    @CamronJLB Před 10 lety

    Enough ebonics everyone. Let's put that shit behind us.

  • @TheDrugtopia
    @TheDrugtopia Před 11 lety

    that joke what uhhh are u seriouce, ive heard that b4

  • @pakk82
    @pakk82 Před 11 lety

    you know what the worst part of that is? he probably practiced it in his bedroom. doesn't that just make you twist your body in embarrassment behalf of him?

  • @ancientstaffpub
    @ancientstaffpub Před 11 lety

    He's an Asian black guy, so that stereotype is probably not true. He's probably Hong like a...horse. =)

  • @Frozenlich
    @Frozenlich Před 11 lety

    we was :S twice :S but still funny

  • @DancingSpiderman
    @DancingSpiderman Před 11 lety

    You're her adopted Korean kid... AND YOU'RE TONGUING HER HAIRY BELLY BUTTON ?!?!?! BWAAAAhahahahaahahah
    I'm only 5'5", and I almost let myself met up with a 6'3" beautiful woman at Hot Topic , at the MALL...!! How fucked up would THAT have been?

  • @ABOLITIONIST269
    @ABOLITIONIST269 Před 10 lety

    lmao i love asian comics

  • @Studybud0990
    @Studybud0990 Před 8 lety +3

    I'm 6"4 Indian all girls here are midgets.

  • @ryansmith7670
    @ryansmith7670 Před 11 lety

    love how youtube commenters think they know everything about every video... especially comedy.. what, are you all comedians now? uhh, no.. you're not. let them do their job and shut up. thanks

  • @fredguy2
    @fredguy2 Před 11 lety

    He's from the black part of china town.

  • @agnelaaron1728
    @agnelaaron1728 Před 7 lety

    im 5 '10 - 5 '11 and am living in belgium. yeah think about how fucked my life is.
    btw - belgium has the tallest women and i think 2nd tallest men in the world :(

  • @darionstrugs9905
    @darionstrugs9905 Před 11 lety

    you unsubscribed like 4 videos ago

  • @infinity2kx
    @infinity2kx Před 11 lety

    i Loled

  • @ryanferguson4827
    @ryanferguson4827 Před 11 lety

    i hear he stole a car to get to the gig but drove it shitty!

  • @waltermatthewberg
    @waltermatthewberg Před 11 lety

    Little asian that talks like Ice-T

  • @norcofoxrider
    @norcofoxrider Před 11 lety

    im sure he will take advice from a you tube comment er

  • @Diavolo222
    @Diavolo222 Před 11 lety

    65WAT

  • @cooldizzle93
    @cooldizzle93 Před 11 lety

    The only 5 foot asian that can score a 6 foot 23 yr old hottie is Bobby Lee or Timdelaghetto. This guy is not at that level yet.

  • @RealTalk-uk3yw
    @RealTalk-uk3yw Před 6 lety +1

    I ma 5ft 3. I date 5'7 girls. No problem.

  • @jesusdunksonyou9222
    @jesusdunksonyou9222 Před 8 lety

    I'm 6 ft 6 and I honestly have never seen a girl taller than me I've seen girls the same height as me that have heels on but that shit don't count lol

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf Před 8 lety +2

      i saw the tallest chick in the world today. she was taller than the elevator door

  • @thisninjajango
    @thisninjajango Před 11 lety

    Lmao !

  • @LDNballer
    @LDNballer Před 11 lety

    loool in what way does he do that??