Friday Night Funkin' but two Russians have a Rap Battle (Tabi VS Ruv)

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  • čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
  • In this video you will see the rap battle of Tabi VS Ruv, 2 russians of Friday Night Funkin.
    Mods & song used:
    V.S. TABI Ex Boyfriend
    gamebanana.com...
    Sarvente's Mid-Fight Masses
    gamebanana.com...
    Playable Tabi Ex
    gamebanana.com...
    Sarvente Girlfriend
    gamebanana.com...
    Tabi sings Zavodila: • Tabi vs Ruv: Zavodila ...
    #FNF #FridayNightFunkin #Tabi
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Komentáře • 9K

  • @Egemony
    @Egemony Před 3 lety +5639

    Ruv: Destroys the church
    Tabi: Destroys the restaurant
    You and I aren't so different

  • @alexalol2154
    @alexalol2154 Před 3 lety +823

    Tabi and Ruv: "That's how we fight in Russia"
    Sarv: "..."

  • @darkanderror
    @darkanderror Před 3 lety +2866

    Ruv: what are you doing
    Tabi: fight now
    Ruv: okay

  • @Glitch-Phases
    @Glitch-Phases Před 2 lety +490

    Tabi: *Hypothetically Loses*
    Ruv: “I’d say break a leg but.....”
    Tabi: *Lauging*
    Ruv: “What is so Funny?”
    Tabi: *Detonator*

    • @goku18555
      @goku18555 Před 2 lety +7

      Hipoteticamente
      eu diria quebrar uma perna, mas

    • @goku18555
      @goku18555 Před 2 lety +5

      Rindo

    • @falsemango204
      @falsemango204 Před rokem +13

      casually brings down the house of god literally.

    • @YURITUBE121
      @YURITUBE121 Před rokem +13

      ruv: laughs even more
      Tabi: what are you laghing about?
      ruv: turns the mic on
      Tabi: oh fuck

    • @JustYourLocalNoob
      @JustYourLocalNoob Před rokem +2

      ​@@falsemango204 BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD, BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD

  • @speen441
    @speen441 Před 3 lety +6116

    If we had a nickel for every time BF and GF almost got killed by a Russian guy while looking for the bathroom, we would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but is weird that it happened twice.

    • @Radon1098
      @Radon1098 Před 3 lety +313

      Doofenshmirtz

    • @Anime-117
      @Anime-117 Před 3 lety +227

      Neat, Dr. Doof reference

    • @watchstuff5679
      @watchstuff5679 Před 3 lety +54

      Isn't ruv canadian

    • @mxlkteaq-q6700
      @mxlkteaq-q6700 Před 3 lety +183

      @@watchstuff5679 No ruv is russian,and the song he sings is a russian beat too

    • @UV8800
      @UV8800 Před 3 lety +72

      Coincidence, I THINK NOT

  • @duskbringer4583
    @duskbringer4583 Před 3 lety +3122

    Tabi: *Looks at Sarv.* "...Why are you so afraid when he sings?"
    Sarv: "...His mic isn't turned on yet..."
    Tabi: "Eh?"

  • @idksomethin5
    @idksomethin5 Před 3 lety +2621

    The first Russian: ha you will never master my song
    Second Russian: OUR song

    • @user-qx3tt5rs7r
      @user-qx3tt5rs7r Před 3 lety +15

      Эм... А что тут написано?

    • @твой_лисик
      @твой_лисик Před 3 lety +24

      @@user-qx3tt5rs7r Первый Русский: ха ты не когда не будешь мастером моей песни
      Второй Русский: нашей песни

    • @itz_danielbruh7662
      @itz_danielbruh7662 Před 3 lety +36

      @@thr_1k_earthmovin he just translated this into russian, and first said "i don't understand, can russians please translate?"

    • @Niwweleg
      @Niwweleg Před 3 lety +8

      hahaha tak smieshno, ohieriet'

    • @itz_danielbruh7662
      @itz_danielbruh7662 Před 3 lety +12

      @@thr_1k_earthmovin also our language isnt vodka, its russian* k? Stop calling russian language vodka, everyone drank vodka in 2013 bruh, are you in past rn? Lmao

  • @medium0sizedALT
    @medium0sizedALT Před 3 lety +953

    Ruv: *"HAND OVER THE VODKA OR THIS CHURCH IS GOING DOWN!"*
    Tabi: *"NOT IF I BLOW IT UP FIRST!"*

  • @emeraldbear5772
    @emeraldbear5772 Před 3 lety +4607

    Ruv: *Earthquakes*
    Tabi:*Electric voice*
    Sarv: Oh crap... MY CHURCH!

    • @galaxyhtf9838
      @galaxyhtf9838 Před 3 lety +43

      @@DeathMorethanlife LOL

    • @SmileyGbox
      @SmileyGbox Před 3 lety +66

      We might need a hefty load of money

    • @DeathMorethanlife
      @DeathMorethanlife Před 3 lety +13

      @@takeouttakeoutchillwcatshe2621 Lol the affects me so much Bullcrap kid

    • @mst9io853
      @mst9io853 Před 3 lety +25

      did Twitter takeover this comment section or something

    • @emeraldbear5772
      @emeraldbear5772 Před 3 lety +6

      @@DeathMorethanlife :c

  • @iihxppy_sxnset3711
    @iihxppy_sxnset3711 Před 3 lety +1051

    Plot Twist: they're just having a normal convo, and they're actually talking about lunch and how their lifes are.

    • @laurenmcintire3824
      @laurenmcintire3824 Před 3 lety +109

      Tanslation from Russian to English:
      Ruv: so you destroyed a restrauraunt because you and your ex's bf had a rap battle?
      Tabi: yes, and you destroyed this church with your voice?
      Ruv: yep

    • @Val.hatez.fandomz
      @Val.hatez.fandomz Před 3 lety +9

      Ты глупый я не хочу говорить с тобой translation:your stupid and I don’t want to talk with you

    • @iihxppy_sxnset3711
      @iihxppy_sxnset3711 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Val.hatez.fandomz k

    • @alexandriatheodore8855
      @alexandriatheodore8855 Před 3 lety +49

      Ruv : Wait, so you're telling me you've also blown up a building just by screaming?
      Tabi : Well, I also used a bomb, but yes, I also screamed
      Ruv : Cool, cool. Wanna go scream into megaphones later?
      Tabi : Sounds great.
      Ruv : Oh yeah, one more thing.
      Tabi : Yeah?
      Ruv : *microphone bass screaming*

    • @iihxppy_sxnset3711
      @iihxppy_sxnset3711 Před 3 lety +8

      @@alexandriatheodore8855 Lol, nice story!

  • @FlyingIceCreamCones
    @FlyingIceCreamCones Před 3 lety +2342

    Ruv: *Can Destroy the church by just turning on his mic*
    Tabi: *Can explode the church then set it on fire*
    Sarv: *Ha, i’m in danger*

  • @therainbowdemon9019
    @therainbowdemon9019 Před 2 lety +90

    *Tabi:* " Be scared of me , when I am singing !! "
    *Sarv:* " Can you sing like that without you're mic on? "
    *Tabi:* " Wait- Huh? "

  • @adien-drakeogg8121
    @adien-drakeogg8121 Před 3 lety +2950

    Ruv: *hardcore Russian bass*
    Tabi: *aggressive russian beeps*
    Me: what if we mix the two-

    • @mortis1050
      @mortis1050 Před 3 lety +144

      Aggardcore Russian baps

    • @jehad1293
      @jehad1293 Před 3 lety +30

      $42424225445542245442245544524555454545554657845575342642242242542342224224275575675875554642542642657657575655775675525442224524572575542542545575545642624342657675542642342675542642675656775626442642626472675675575645645645575656775542642642675626772626772627672672672642646424264264642267756576756726627246567756657675567756756756546555685625772623727755880756576575756756755755272227726423423426426756246243423252652663532445525355757567252752462555426426522422742352642623442345672332435555565565562425234746454524524464524546242452436754254224254254254426224224234264234624

    • @isladiamondgren3575
      @isladiamondgren3575 Před 3 lety +4

      BAHAHA

    • @littlebitfix4511
      @littlebitfix4511 Před 3 lety +7

      It needs to happen

    • @tnapeepeelu
      @tnapeepeelu Před 3 lety +16

      *aggressive* *Russian* *deep* *stylophone* *noises*

  • @_kaihere
    @_kaihere Před 3 lety +3218

    Quiet, they’re explaining the FNF lore to each other in russian

    • @purplecat6578
      @purplecat6578 Před 3 lety +168

      0:19 is where the explanation gets heated.

    • @Petrovich-sh7pi
      @Petrovich-sh7pi Před 3 lety +117

      @@purplecat6578 No, that's where they start arguing on the order of the events.

    • @purplecat6578
      @purplecat6578 Před 3 lety +63

      @@Petrovich-sh7pi Ruv thinkds it's Mikebro, Tabi thinks it's Mikevictim.

    • @purplecat6578
      @purplecat6578 Před 3 lety +5

      @random person true

    • @maflouffe
      @maflouffe Před 3 lety +4

      In that case it makes sense it took less than 3 minutes.

  • @trollpng8828
    @trollpng8828 Před 3 lety +2495

    Ruv: Russian hardbass
    Tabi: Russian fax machine

    • @Takeoverbaton
      @Takeoverbaton Před 3 lety +15

      @Tiky OH GOD HES RIGHT

    • @trollpng8828
      @trollpng8828 Před 3 lety +29

      @Tiky did I stutter

    • @FirstnameLastname-hs2lu
      @FirstnameLastname-hs2lu Před 3 lety +21

      Tabi should be like a Russian printer right? :-

    • @Leostar-Regalius
      @Leostar-Regalius Před 3 lety +9

      i thought ruv was a metal drum

    • @e4ehco21
      @e4ehco21 Před 3 lety +40

      @Tiky he's Russian, his name is Russian his song's name is Russian and Canadians don't threaten to break people's legs

  • @AZELyricsOfficial
    @AZELyricsOfficial Před 2 lety +79

    Ruv: *Sings*
    Sarv: *Scared*
    Tabi: *Sings*
    Sarv: I'll take that as yes

  • @ModoreKK
    @ModoreKK Před 3 lety +6723

    Ruv: Привет
    Tabi: Привет
    Sarv: WHAT THEY SAYING

    • @ian_legalzao3552
      @ian_legalzao3552 Před 3 lety +404

      @@masky1425 0h n0 a russi∆n

    • @o5f10
      @o5f10 Před 3 lety +258

      @@masky1425 возможно создатель этого мода сам заявил об этом. Но я ваще хз, возможно автор этого видоса по приколу написал, что он русский, чтобы привлечь зрителей.

    • @theinfiniteallseeingoculus8815
      @theinfiniteallseeingoculus8815 Před 3 lety +610

      *visible confusion because I cannot copy and paste the Russian text on google translate on mobile*

    • @o5f10
      @o5f10 Před 3 lety +148

      @@theinfiniteallseeingoculus8815 иди нафиг мы русские

    • @user-bq5wh9vm8e
      @user-bq5wh9vm8e Před 3 lety +186

      @@theinfiniteallseeingoculus8815 ахахах прикол в том, что мы отлично понимаем что вы говорите

  • @devmil2735
    @devmil2735 Před 3 lety +2298

    “39 dead bodies found at the site of a rap battle between two communists, both were unarmed but very aggressive”

    • @linkrinku2796
      @linkrinku2796 Před 3 lety +133

      "Both unarmed but very aggressive," bro I'm dead

    • @emmp98
      @emmp98 Před 3 lety +31

      40 deads

    • @MrFreon223
      @MrFreon223 Před 3 lety +12

      Yo 39th like

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 Před 3 lety +20

      The two communists of fnf

    • @MrSmile-ph4hr
      @MrSmile-ph4hr Před 3 lety +20

      @@thenexus8384 u fool I am making another Russian mod

  • @end2649
    @end2649 Před 3 lety +333

    Ruv: **the notes do not disappear**
    Tabi: **D I S A P P E A R**

  • @fe1nlover911
    @fe1nlover911 Před 2 lety +25

    Tabi and Ruv: Arguing about who can destroy a place in a better way
    Sarv: Selever? Get the cross

  • @ExxistenceTV
    @ExxistenceTV Před 3 lety +796

    Basically Ruv screaming at his mic and Tabi is saying “STFU” through copying his voice tone in a discord voice chat.

  • @spookiluvr
    @spookiluvr Před 3 lety +2922

    Plot Twist: They're actually arguing to see who's killing Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

    • @laradrawz7218
      @laradrawz7218 Před 3 lety +92

      LITTLE OLE ME KILL THEM? ME?

    • @PRO-hm4gq
      @PRO-hm4gq Před 3 lety +21

      @@laradrawz7218 how was the rap battle

    • @akirathewildcard9625
      @akirathewildcard9625 Před 3 lety +36

      @@laradrawz7218 you sir are a good rapper but a terrible actor

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead Před 3 lety +55

      Ruv didn't actually wanna kill the Boyfriend.
      Just break his legs into as many pieces as possible.

    • @waddledeeznutz6477
      @waddledeeznutz6477 Před 3 lety +31

      they'll each kill one because
      C O M M U N I S M

  • @XDTeamLuka
    @XDTeamLuka Před 3 lety +698

    Ruv: *sings*
    Sarv: *scare*
    Tabi *sings*
    Sarv: *smile*
    Ruv: Wh-

  • @user-un8qe7py5q
    @user-un8qe7py5q Před 2 lety +77

    Ruv: Привет
    Tabi: Привет
    Ruv: Бахнем водочки?...
    Tabi: ...Для лёгкой походочки
    Sarv: WTF

  • @tarulysihombing3595
    @tarulysihombing3595 Před 3 lety +631

    Alt title: two Russians arguing about which has the better hoodie

    • @EpicZap1ooo
      @EpicZap1ooo Před 3 lety +44

      @el Gino xd I’ll have to disagree because the oreo’s hoodie is better than the Russian skeleton because it has F U R

    • @infochan6776
      @infochan6776 Před 3 lety +12

      Definitely Ruv.

    • @-s0ftw4re_guts73
      @-s0ftw4re_guts73 Před 3 lety +11

      Well, true ruv is an oreo... and his sweater is better.

    • @mrnugget9388
      @mrnugget9388 Před 3 lety +9

      True but ruv had a ushanka so he wins for me

    • @briceschiele6661
      @briceschiele6661 Před 3 lety +1

      Ruv. Reason? Yes

  • @DerikAKAkingoftntRuiz
    @DerikAKAkingoftntRuiz Před 3 lety +8002

    Alternate title: the slavic showdown

    • @DiegoCabreraGutierrez
      @DiegoCabreraGutierrez Před 3 lety +112

      Hey, we are the same!

    • @drb6642
      @drb6642 Před 3 lety +206

      Alt title: soviet union together again

    • @Jorche-om9zm
      @Jorche-om9zm Před 3 lety +90

      No Is Called by this
      A High Bass VS a floating head that sound like about to taking a sh*t

    • @ihatelean9987
      @ihatelean9987 Před 3 lety +19

      @@drb6642 yez

    • @toastertime.
      @toastertime. Před 3 lety +52

      I think you mean the vodka vocalist throw hands

  • @no-eyes607
    @no-eyes607 Před 3 lety +538

    “Ima break her knees”
    “No”
    Cue battle

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna Před 3 lety +47

    Sarv: Scared of Ruv singing
    Ruv: Scared of Gospel Sarv
    ahhh what a powerful duo

  • @aruli10
    @aruli10 Před 3 lety +793

    Tabi: raps
    Sarv: smiles
    Tabi:..why are u smiling when I am not ur boyfriend

  • @TheQueensAce719
    @TheQueensAce719 Před 3 lety +763

    Sarv when Tabi sings: "This is fine..."
    Sarv when Ruv sings: *Scared church noises*

  • @mr.doodytp3793
    @mr.doodytp3793 Před 3 lety +1909

    Ruv: "Who are you?"
    Tabi: "I"m you, but with a goat skull"

  • @sirentheanimatronicwolf34
    @sirentheanimatronicwolf34 Před 3 lety +38

    I can definitely see them as the russian friends that go out and drink vodka while singing russian songs for the heck of it while most likely destroying the bar since they both have a habit of causing destruction. But i still only see ruv as being the one to do the russian kick dance, lol

    • @Maestro_Box
      @Maestro_Box Před rokem +1

      As a Russian, you are completely right. We can sing (mostly) patriotic songs when get drunk, lmfao

  • @somebrushyt7233
    @somebrushyt7233 Před 3 lety +522

    I like how tabi being called a russian in this actually true. His birthplace according to the funkipedia mods wiki is russia

  • @flattenedburgers577
    @flattenedburgers577 Před 3 lety +370

    The good ending: girlfriend and boyfriend actually went to the bathroom without conflict

  • @kolikokei
    @kolikokei Před 3 lety +1095

    Police arrive at a crime scene with 29 dead bodies
    Tabi: *acts dead cause his body is practically invisible and is a skull*
    Ruv: *shit*

  • @NPCPlayerOne
    @NPCPlayerOne Před 2 lety +22

    I really like how Tabi turns into a boat horn for the last note.

  • @Jan-ue5fk
    @Jan-ue5fk Před 3 lety +827

    Alternate title: a normal Russian conversation.

    • @zsiul_7v67
      @zsiul_7v67 Před 3 lety +11

      HAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @sumbul2.0
      @sumbul2.0 Před 3 lety +6

      LMAOO

    • @LukeIsHere231
      @LukeIsHere231 Před 3 lety +15

      They're talking about how related they are to each other

    • @Val.hatez.fandomz
      @Val.hatez.fandomz Před 3 lety +14

      This is not true this is an insult to my language when they argue they start an earthquake not when they are talking to eachother

    • @LukeIsHere231
      @LukeIsHere231 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Val.hatez.fandomz jeez calm down, it was just a joke

  • @itscakeyandthebaoplays4039
    @itscakeyandthebaoplays4039 Před 3 lety +1764

    Tabi: Russia bro
    Ruv: Russia Gang
    Sarv: Fuck this shit im out😓

    • @earthturtle4003
      @earthturtle4003 Před 3 lety +99

      Sarv: WHAT IS HE SAYING? WHAT THE F*** IS HE SAYING? I DONT SPEAK VODKA

    • @ashiifused_
      @ashiifused_ Před 3 lety +12

      Lmfao

    • @Taburetka_heh
      @Taburetka_heh Před 3 lety +8

      @@earthturtle4003 алкоголизм это плохо
      Лучше выпить по кружке кваса👌

    • @user-yw3dc5cd9v
      @user-yw3dc5cd9v Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah i am Russian bro.

    • @Taburetka_heh
      @Taburetka_heh Před 3 lety +3

      @@user-yw3dc5cd9v omg
      Здравствуй товарищ

  • @HenriqueLSilva
    @HenriqueLSilva Před 3 lety +245

    Ruv: "how come only my voice gets you jumpy?"
    Sarvente: "because *his* pansy ass voice can't shake this church to the ground."

  • @TheGoatPlasmic
    @TheGoatPlasmic Před 3 lety +60

    Sarv:I got to stop this rap battle or my church is destroyed
    Ruv and tabi: let's destroy the church.

  • @i2choso
    @i2choso Před 3 lety +3003

    Ruv: *Finally, a russian opponent, our battle will be legendary.*
    Edit: HOLY CRAP THIS BLEW UP

    • @_..milez._
      @_..milez._ Před 3 lety +61

      Girl your scared when your boyfriend ruv was singing keep looking at yourself on the boombox you will see

    • @justarandomnoob7270
      @justarandomnoob7270 Před 3 lety +12

      @@_..milez._ YEAHHHHH BOOIIIIIIII

    • @idf1294
      @idf1294 Před 3 lety +13

      @@_..milez._ so she uh-about cheating right-

    • @sammyv11
      @sammyv11 Před 3 lety +9

      Lol

    • @jacobman4218
      @jacobman4218 Před 3 lety +1

      Ok

  • @brianaguilar5204
    @brianaguilar5204 Před 3 lety +561

    Ruv: earthquake
    Tabi: fax noises
    Sarv: my time has come

    • @Out_Gazer69
      @Out_Gazer69 Před 3 lety +21

      @@southcarolinianentertainment According to the creators they are not actually

    • @themiraclesalign
      @themiraclesalign Před 3 lety +6

      @@Out_Gazer69 True.

    • @restoul1
      @restoul1 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Out_Gazer69 True.

    • @Ezecool-3105
      @Ezecool-3105 Před 3 lety +10

      @@southcarolinianentertainment They are ice cream stickman

    • @Out_Gazer69
      @Out_Gazer69 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Ezecool-3105 And if i'm not mistaken Ruv is literally a stickman with face paint

  • @stickman9304
    @stickman9304 Před 3 lety +1413

    Ruv: *raps*
    Sarvente: *gets scared*
    Ruv: bruh why you scared I'm literally your boyfriend

    • @Ezecool-3105
      @Ezecool-3105 Před 3 lety +177

      He isn't, they are just friend, Ruv is like her bodyguard

    • @MrFunnyGuy23
      @MrFunnyGuy23 Před 3 lety +133

      Wait, Isn’t selever the child of Ruv and Sarvente?

    • @annanef230
      @annanef230 Před 3 lety +116

      arent they childhood bestfriends-

    • @bariodoesrandomstuff4845
      @bariodoesrandomstuff4845 Před 3 lety +44

      @@annanef230 they are

    • @lauragrigoletto906
      @lauragrigoletto906 Před 3 lety +147

      @@MrFunnyGuy23 he is, but he's also not canon, he entered in the mod as an April fools for the shippers

  • @ilikechocolate2518
    @ilikechocolate2518 Před 2 lety +8

    So its just two Russian having a rap battle
    While we have a ice cream nun who is vibing on the speakers

  • @davidlennon1069
    @davidlennon1069 Před 3 lety +330

    Imagine they're just saying to each other: "THINK BRETHREN, THINK."

    • @abyss_d.twostar
      @abyss_d.twostar Před 3 lety +19

      " youll outlive every fragile, insignificant person in this game, youll live to see bf get blue balled for the ompteenth time!"

    • @vanman6292
      @vanman6292 Před 3 lety +7

      "What will you have fater 500 weeks?"

    • @mitsubas-swagger-soda
      @mitsubas-swagger-soda Před 3 lety +3

      *pulls out vodka*

    • @gamingwithakabob8000
      @gamingwithakabob8000 Před 3 lety +3

      "y-you mother russia- ill still have you-"

    • @BKChanSaga6767
      @BKChanSaga6767 Před 3 lety +1

      Nah it’s “THINK COMRADE, THINK.”

  • @Bot-E
    @Bot-E Před 3 lety +575

    When you fight them in a rap battle: toll
    When they sit on the speaker: smoll

  • @Briscelyn
    @Briscelyn Před 3 lety +503

    Sarv to Tabi: Nice vocals man
    Sarv to Ruv: MY CHURCH RUV MY CHURCHHH

  • @alison7989
    @alison7989 Před 2 lety +11

    Tabi: Эта водка моя!
    Ruv: МНЕ ЭТО НАДО!
    Tabi: Тогда сражайтесь за это!
    *world splits in half*

    • @willow1282
      @willow1282 Před 2 lety +2

      Sarv: JUST GO GET SOME MORE

  • @thatnoname
    @thatnoname Před 3 lety +862

    Ruv: *speaks russian*
    Tabi: РУССКИЙ???"
    Ruv: "да"
    ...
    🇧🇾🤝💀

  • @funkinfunkhead
    @funkinfunkhead Před 3 lety +343

    The most legendary battle ever...

  • @masterlasterandrade5231
    @masterlasterandrade5231 Před 3 lety +427

    New tittle: two Russians arguing about Who has a better hoodie

    • @alylopez5834
      @alylopez5834 Před 3 lety +5

      *hat

    • @PRO-hm4gq
      @PRO-hm4gq Před 3 lety +11

      @@alylopez5834 hoodie not hat

    • @x-3471
      @x-3471 Před 3 lety +4

      Me seeing ruv make earthquake
      My brain:oh no
      Also my brain:Boy friend bizarre adventure

    • @talezzless312
      @talezzless312 Před 3 lety +4

      Ruv isn't wearing a hoodie tho

    • @masterlasterandrade5231
      @masterlasterandrade5231 Před 3 lety +1

      He is you can’t see it because it looks white it blends in well

  • @Mr.Sprockets
    @Mr.Sprockets Před 3 lety +15

    Sarv: sad when tabi misses a note, scared of her boyfriend ruv
    Ruv: hold up, sumthin ain't right here

  • @nathandevlin5662
    @nathandevlin5662 Před 3 lety +168

    Two Russians fighting over the last bottle of vodka

  • @menayang8655
    @menayang8655 Před 3 lety +304

    The Tabi voice is so good! I also like how you used Sarv over GF!

    • @Catmanater
      @Catmanater Před 3 lety +2

      I agree

    • @notagoti6907
      @notagoti6907 Před 3 lety +1

      Bcs sarv is better gf is gaey

    • @basantsingh8593
      @basantsingh8593 Před 3 lety

      But why sarv is scared when ruv is singing

    • @Divinebro69
      @Divinebro69 Před 3 lety

      @@notagoti6907 what 🕳️🏃‍♂️

    • @blackmask8944
      @blackmask8944 Před 3 lety

      @@basantsingh8593 bcs it the church will demolish by ruv earthquake

  • @fern_8729
    @fern_8729 Před 3 lety +666

    Plot twist: Actually, this is the way the Russians argue

    • @Sir.cackla
      @Sir.cackla Před 3 lety +5

      True

    • @addan917
      @addan917 Před 3 lety +14

      Наконец, хоть кто-то догадался 🙃

    • @sovietspy3787
      @sovietspy3787 Před 3 lety +20

      No dude, in fact, OUR arguments are much louder and rougher))))))))))))))

    • @addan917
      @addan917 Před 3 lety +12

      @@sovietspy3787 ... Alright, I'll use Google Translator to just beat that shit again, JOKES ABOUT COMMUNISM ARE NOT FUNNY, IT'S AS DEAD AS USSR

    • @seele5615
      @seele5615 Před 3 lety +6

      @@addan917 ля реально, как можно уже шутить про НАШЕ и ВСЁ ОБЩЕЕ, ёкаламене. Тупее только только шутки про Роммеля.

  • @authorityguest5577
    @authorityguest5577 Před 3 lety +133

    sarv: **always stares at tabi everytime its tabi"s turn**
    ruv: *Are you cheating on me?*

    • @TheVenet25
      @TheVenet25 Před 3 lety +9

      Sarv:What??? No i. Ruv: then why are u scared of me

    • @raginikashyap6142
      @raginikashyap6142 Před 2 lety +2

      I think ruv and sarv are just brothers and sisters

    • @vaidaskalesnykas1538
      @vaidaskalesnykas1538 Před 2 lety +5

      @@raginikashyap6142 not true.. Do they look the same COLOR?

    • @vaidaskalesnykas1538
      @vaidaskalesnykas1538 Před 2 lety +2

      Sarv in a nutshell: *yes*

    • @angeldema8995
      @angeldema8995 Před 2 lety +3

      @@raginikashyap6142 the creator s said so not think of them as Brother and sister they say you can ship them look it up on Google and they have kids but it is not canon yet soon it will be

  • @kyojurorengoku385
    @kyojurorengoku385 Před 3 lety +377

    BREAKING NEWS: A violent fight has broken out between 2 russians over a bottle of vodka in midtown and witnesses say they have never seen such a violent fight.
    The fight:

    • @sanstheskeleton2141
      @sanstheskeleton2141 Před 3 lety +8

      This is ultra violent they are destroying the church.

    • @nathanasper1163
      @nathanasper1163 Před 2 lety +9

      True. Just True.

    • @ibashedmymonitor
      @ibashedmymonitor Před 2 lety +6

      Bruh.

    • @4321TACMODNAr
      @4321TACMODNAr Před 2 lety +6

      When I saw this comment I loved it

    • @name_unkn0wn
      @name_unkn0wn Před 2 lety +7

      Victims believe that one of them was a criminal that had special powers, having the ability to cause earthquakes while the other was a terrorist on the loose. No bodies were found inside or outside, officials believe that both survived and escaped. We do not know where they went, or what direction they were heading, but be on the look out for a man in a grey jacket and a goat-humanoid creature with a blue jacket.

  • @Thepolargameryt
    @Thepolargameryt Před 3 lety +548

    Alternate title: Russians drink vodka while discussing their life problems.

    • @kellendamelon4007
      @kellendamelon4007 Před 3 lety +7

      Lol this comment is underrated

    • @travishamas1252
      @travishamas1252 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes

    • @hopefuldreamer6725
      @hopefuldreamer6725 Před 3 lety +7

      Рав: ну что дружище, что тебя за проблемы?
      Таби:да девка кинула, так её батя превратил меня в эту хрень.
      Рав:соболезную. Ну что, за нас.
      Таби: ну давай.

    • @marimokun4681
      @marimokun4681 Před 3 lety

      lmao

    • @spotifyislifefr
      @spotifyislifefr Před 3 lety

      Yas

  • @ChaosWizardZai
    @ChaosWizardZai Před 3 lety +306

    “Multiple bodies found at a church by two Russian men and a girl. The men weren’t armed but could make one hell of a beat.”

    • @hypothermiaaa
      @hypothermiaaa Před 3 lety +1

      Is Russian a gender now? Sus 😳😳

    • @hypothermiaaa
      @hypothermiaaa Před 3 lety +1

      @Damn MENACE "by two Russians and a girl" implying that girl being 1 gender (female) and Russian being the other (no idea) (they edited it, by the way.)

    • @k41_bird
      @k41_bird Před 3 lety

      Um they are armed with mics my guy

  • @mrmartley64
    @mrmartley64 Před 3 lety +57

    Is it just me, or does the song sound better with Tabi's voice instead of the Boyfriend's voice?

  • @possibility7753
    @possibility7753 Před 3 lety +216

    I love how Sarv in the backround is like...
    "This can't end well."

  • @user12wjwj
    @user12wjwj Před 3 lety +1337

    Ruv: * raps *
    Sarv: * scares *
    Taby: * raps *
    Sarv: * smiles *
    Ruv: Wtf- Im literally ur boyfriend tho-

    • @xx_springtrap_xx4625
      @xx_springtrap_xx4625 Před 3 lety +95

      Nah i thunk he is scared of the earthquacke that it destriys the church

    • @abcxsrt8526
      @abcxsrt8526 Před 3 lety +25

      Aint canon

    • @theannoyingdahg
      @theannoyingdahg Před 3 lety +73

      She's just worried he'll break the foundations

    • @sillydzai
      @sillydzai Před 3 lety +25

      @@abcxsrt8526 it is she has 2 kids

    • @sillydzai
      @sillydzai Před 3 lety +19

      @@Tiro_de_Esquina nah she had 2 kids with ruv

  • @LVESTY-jn2vw
    @LVESTY-jn2vw Před 3 lety +96

    Sarv:CALM DOWN GUYS!
    Ruv and Tabi:We're only planning his grandma's birthday...

    • @kingboom7106
      @kingboom7106 Před 3 lety +5

      Yea we were just deciding on what cake to get her

    • @WeezieTF2
      @WeezieTF2 Před 3 lety +7

      You mean Babushka's birthday

    • @rompe5207
      @rompe5207 Před 3 lety +1

      @@WeezieTF2 omg yes

    • @Selever238
      @Selever238 Před rokem

      Tabi has a grandma?

    • @LVESTY-jn2vw
      @LVESTY-jn2vw Před rokem

      @@Selever238 no its just a pov (i didnt know what else to say) 😭😭😭

  • @kookiehoda.official
    @kookiehoda.official Před 3 lety +36

    Mid fight masses Sarv: Normal
    Mid fight masses Sarv: Ask ruv for help
    Sarv in this mod: sitting on speaker
    Sarv in this mod: terrified of her husband
    *Yes, very much makes sence.*

  • @marchellokristywijaya4489
    @marchellokristywijaya4489 Před 3 lety +312

    Alternative title: ruv invites his Russian friend for a friendly battle

  • @Ruskoya
    @Ruskoya Před 3 lety +683

    Tabi: *singing in Russian*
    Sarv: K A L M
    Ruv: *also singing in Russian*
    Sarv: S C U R A E D
    Ruv: Why?
    Edit: *gasps in Vietnamese* I've never had so many likes...thank u guys!

  • @keanrock6150
    @keanrock6150 Před 3 lety +295

    Alt title: two Russian men rap battling for the last bottle of vodka in a church while a ice cream girl watches them

  • @boyman7600
    @boyman7600 Před 2 lety +4

    When you realize both Tabi and Ruv have shaking voice well Tabi shakes the screen during genocide but still counts

  • @incompetentprick
    @incompetentprick Před 3 lety +539

    Breaking new: Local Russian guy rapping with a goat skeleton in the church

    • @lyncruz7497
      @lyncruz7497 Před 3 lety +16

      Skeleton goat had me dying lol

    • @m8xino
      @m8xino Před 3 lety +10

      @Mafia Ape how can u possibly think he’s a dragon-

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 Před 3 lety +12

      The Russian was reported to have been rapping so loud, he disturbed the entire neighborhood. Further investigation found that his microphone was off the entire time, and he claims he forgot to turn it on

    • @OrcaTheDorka
      @OrcaTheDorka Před 3 lety +17

      @@cjlite0210 News reporters claim to have seen a nun by the name of Sarv who was constantly screaming about how she should never let the two Russians rap battle and how her church would soon break down

    • @holloworacle3140
      @holloworacle3140 Před 3 lety +8

      Two Russians breakdown in a church

  • @trickythefox9598
    @trickythefox9598 Před 3 lety +420

    Wait, Taby was russian?
    "Mod developer":
    Always has been

    • @Kekefora
      @Kekefora Před 3 lety +57

      Tabi's voice actor: Always

    • @drb6642
      @drb6642 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Kekefora gun shots

    • @detecsteve365
      @detecsteve365 Před 3 lety +8

      Хелоу ёпты

    • @duduki_1
      @duduki_1 Před 3 lety +2

      **gun shoots**

    • @duduki_1
      @duduki_1 Před 3 lety +4

      @@detecsteve365 privet. Umena net ruskai klaviaturi

  • @linaduobaite4976
    @linaduobaite4976 Před 3 lety +160

    When Sarvente's husband sings: Fear. When Tabi sings: Chilling.

    • @sharinganplay994
      @sharinganplay994 Před 3 lety +2

      Cheater

    • @caeserzeppeli2035
      @caeserzeppeli2035 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sharinganplay994 nah sarv is just scared that the church will brake

    • @Ella-sg5iq
      @Ella-sg5iq Před 3 lety

      Sarv is afraid if the Church shakes to hard.. Or it might broke down

  • @ThatLazy_Blaze
    @ThatLazy_Blaze Před 2 lety +28

    Sarvente: *Scared of Ruv*
    Ruv: What are you scared about
    Tabi: Yea
    Sarvente: THE CHURCH IS SHAKING I WONT BE ABLE TO DO MY JOB ANYMORE IF IT BREAKS THATS WHY IM SCARED

  • @MadameMistress
    @MadameMistress Před 3 lety +117

    Sarv: *scared*
    Ruv: bro, you’ve known me for years….

  • @Po_124
    @Po_124 Před 3 lety +427

    Tabi sings
    Sarvente be like: Ah yes, holy words.
    Ruv sings
    Sarvente be like: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

  • @caster25000
    @caster25000 Před 3 lety +106

    Sarvente: This should be fun to watch.
    Sarvente, the instant Ruv starts singing: ...wait. His mic is on! And we're still in the church!

    • @saltyredfish
      @saltyredfish Před 3 lety +15

      Fun fact: It his mic was on, he would cause an actual earthquake rather than just shake the church.

    • @LightingMouse
      @LightingMouse Před 3 lety +5

      His mic isn't on if that were the case the whole curch would've been Crumbled in seconds

    • @dayannaleite5640
      @dayannaleite5640 Před 3 lety +1

      RUV VS RUV

    • @lauragrigoletto906
      @lauragrigoletto906 Před 3 lety

      @@dayannaleite5640 well, there's an actually good only ruv cover in Mike Geno's channel (he is the creator of zavodila, if you didn't know)

  • @andrewflowers6779
    @andrewflowers6779 Před 2 lety +2

    In the middle of the rap battle
    Ruv:Hey after this want to get some vodka
    Tabi:Sure nothing can be any better but to have some good ol vodka

  • @datboiaintdoin326
    @datboiaintdoin326 Před 3 lety +661

    We have two Russian Bois tryna show who is way more Slavic
    Very interesting
    (Ayo a showdown is going on
    Imma 🍿)

  • @stephartist0916
    @stephartist0916 Před 3 lety +270

    Ruv: *making earthquake even if his mic is off*
    Tabi: *shouts as a electric guitar*
    Sarv: *dosent care of tabi's voice but scared at ruv's voice*
    Bf and Gf: *watches the scene without giving a sh*t*

    • @callmeb2050
      @callmeb2050 Před 3 lety +6

      They just communicate in russian don't worry

    • @wlxb.
      @wlxb. Před 3 lety +2

      XD

    • @madokw2
      @madokw2 Před 3 lety +3

      u can say shit goddamn who tf din’t let u

    • @choco_L8
      @choco_L8 Před 3 lety +2

      @@madokw2 I think CZcams deletes comments now depending on what you say, but I forgot if it does it for cussing

    • @AdrielLetsGo
      @AdrielLetsGo Před 3 lety +1

      @@choco_L8 no its the youtuber its self who does that. The only valid time when youtube deletes comments if the content is breaking the rules and cursing is not one of them. It just got to happen this lady is in grade 3 or some shit.

  • @stroxxy4935
    @stroxxy4935 Před 3 lety +721

    Sarv: Scared of her own Husband
    Also Sarv: Tabi's Cool

    • @earthturtle4003
      @earthturtle4003 Před 3 lety +62

      Husband?! Do you mean? Scared of her own *comrade?*
      It says in google that he’s a trusted friend of sarvente from mid-fight-masses

    • @chrysavgigeogeo3424
      @chrysavgigeogeo3424 Před 3 lety +27

      @@earthturtle4003 he's actually her husband and they got a son too

    • @earthturtle4003
      @earthturtle4003 Před 3 lety +38

      @@chrysavgigeogeo3424 why’s everyone in the fnf community forcing the shipping between sarv and ruv

    • @earthturtle4003
      @earthturtle4003 Před 3 lety +23

      @@chrysavgigeogeo3424 and if the son was selever why is he not a countryhuman like them?

    • @kenji3410
      @kenji3410 Před 3 lety +31

      @@chrysavgigeogeo3424 no, the son they had was not cannon and will never be, that was just an AU dumbass 😍👉🚪

  • @kevinhefley7163
    @kevinhefley7163 Před 3 lety +18

    Everybody: explaining how this is related to russia
    Me: *Sarv's head is synced with the beat*

  • @pengchong8213
    @pengchong8213 Před 3 lety +567

    Tabi: *Russia*
    Ruv: *Russia*
    Sarv: WHAT ARE THEY SAYINGGGGG?!

    • @wanixx.105x
      @wanixx.105x Před 3 lety +4

      I russian >:))

    • @niksten-ey8qo
      @niksten-ey8qo Před 3 lety +6

      @@wanixx.105x I'm too

    • @IceBear-ut6cc
      @IceBear-ut6cc Před 3 lety +5

      Sarv is also Russian just fyi

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt Před 3 lety +15

      @@IceBear-ut6cc It's not confirmed that she is Russian but she does speak Russian (as well as many many other languages)

    • @whatandwhy4612
      @whatandwhy4612 Před 3 lety +6

      Copied comment

  • @painlmao2691
    @painlmao2691 Před 3 lety +127

    Ruv: "im gonna make this as painful as possible for you and your little girlfr-"
    Tabi: "AY THATS MY JOB IM SUPPOSED TO KILL HER"
    Ruv: "god damn it"

  • @Efrainv
    @Efrainv Před 3 lety +104

    Ruv: makes earthquakes
    Tabi:can explode the whole entire church

  • @Noob-po5md
    @Noob-po5md Před 2 lety +3

    The lore behind this: there was 1 bottle of vodka left so they decided to fight for it

  • @CarLover496
    @CarLover496 Před 3 lety +270

    Ruv: “gets mad”
    Tabi: haha!
    Ruv: “turns on microphone”
    Tabi: oh no
    Sarv: this is going to be fun

  • @amanassi7346
    @amanassi7346 Před 3 lety +443

    Alternate title: A jet engine and a less powerful jet engine have an argument.
    Edit: XD

  • @tanooki116
    @tanooki116 Před 3 lety +227

    Tabi singing this is way better than I thought it could be

  • @cutiekate2
    @cutiekate2 Před 2 lety +2

    Sarv: GUYS CALM DOWN! MY CHURCH IS FALLING APART!! Tabi and Ruv: We’re jus talking about how the word Sand is made by the two words “land” and “sea”.

  • @PancakeTheKat
    @PancakeTheKat Před 3 lety +112

    When the two Russian guys fight over the last bottle of vodka at a party:

  • @Zyron_Guy01
    @Zyron_Guy01 Před 3 lety +58

    Ruv: Russian bass noises
    Tabi: Russian voice with a hint of an electric guitar

  • @pikemiser2724
    @pikemiser2724 Před 3 lety +96

    Ruv: I'm the best Russian mod character
    Tabi: no I am
    Ruv: then let's rap battle
    Tabi: bet
    Sarv: pls calm down guys-

    • @Govnokallmocha
      @Govnokallmocha Před 3 lety +3

      Bunny from nu pogodi: ho ho you're want to fight?

    • @Mattplayz-xp7wv
      @Mattplayz-xp7wv Před 3 lety +2

      Me: you are right sarv.
      Me:Ruv and Tabi stop

    • @scrunkly9475
      @scrunkly9475 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Govnokallmocha cringe

    • @Ezecool-3105
      @Ezecool-3105 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Mattplayz-xp7wv i would say "Go outside and then you have your rap battle"

    • @Govnokallmocha
      @Govnokallmocha Před 3 lety

      @@scrunkly9475 all fnf mods are cringe

  • @seapancake3625
    @seapancake3625 Před 2 lety +3

    Pov:There was only one bottle of vodka left

  • @razz9034
    @razz9034 Před 3 lety +110

    They were actually explaining their flashbacks of world war 2

  • @magny3575
    @magny3575 Před 3 lety +45

    When the two smart people in your class has different answers:

  • @okuyasu3172
    @okuyasu3172 Před 3 lety +244

    Alterante title:
    An earthquake Russian and a invisible Russian yell at each other while a literal demon starts to shit herself

  • @X_x-was-taken
    @X_x-was-taken Před 2 lety +5

    *Tabi singing*
    Sarv: this is fine
    *ruv singing*
    Sarv: ruv! Ruv! My church!

  • @Kitsune9063
    @Kitsune9063 Před 3 lety +116

    Two characters who fit well in a lot of songs: Mom and Tabi

  • @n0irisasmp449
    @n0irisasmp449 Před 3 lety +311

    Alternative title: two Russians argue to see who’s better, while scaring a nun

  • @weirdguy0283
    @weirdguy0283 Před 3 lety +86

    The music was so good that it made the speakers dance.

  • @HELLOhelloHELLOhelloHELLO

    tabis voice goes surprisingly well with alot of fnf mods :0