Human Car Wash | Joseph's Machines
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- čas přidán 31. 08. 2023
- I've made a machine that forces me to get out of bed by trying to kill me. I then walk through a human car-wash: scrubbed by Christmas trees and blasted by 16 water guns.
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Filmed & Edited by Alasdair Harvey
Machine created by Joseph Herscher, Stan Tilyard-French, Alasdair Harvey and Alexander Berchert
Special thanks to Camille Moreno - Zábava
The amount of coffee this man had to drink.. It's a miracle that he's still alive
and maybe it wasn't his first take either...
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Как это всё сделать
Ready for a day of work setting this machine up for the morning tomorrow
When we needed him most, he came back.
Shades of Wallace, but so well done. More elaborate than the claymation.. Loved it.
hope that the service includes undercarriage wash
Ya, but not with a Christmas tree!
The legend is finally back
I could imagine seeing a contraption like this in Wallace and Grommit, and yet Joseph has turned it into reality. Amazing stuff as always!
I thought of Wallace and Grommit as well. Classic! Also, the chair in Casper
That was my first thought.
This guy is living his best life 😂
Amazing! This deserves 10 million views.
Everytime I go through the carwash I think about what it would be like if there was one for humans. And now I know! And now I can’t stop think about how you built all of this! It’s amazing, well done!!
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OMG! My 7 year old son (Zascha) and myself are huge fans!! We found your clips when he was 3 years old, been watching ever since. ❤❤❤
I had to rewatch this at 0.25 speed to appreciate every little detail behind this master piece!
You're amazing! My childhood self always dreamed of this scenario lol
Absolutely knocked it out of the park with this one
So much good stuff crammed into so little time! Great work as always
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I didnt see the trousers coming. Joseph you surpass yourself everytime xD
This machine is so incredible and outstanding . i am really impressed with this
How to speedrun getting ready in the morning
Nah this is more of a TAS speedrun
Lol nice! You're right 😊@@mynameismaybeprobablynever5055
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He really likes that Chucky doll doesn't he?
Legend has it that Joseph is living at 62 West Wallaby Street.
Finally, something we can actually use
Absolutely amazing. I feel like an OK Go song should be playing during this.
These are some major Pee Wee Herman Vibes 😂😂
i love the acting in the beginning of this implying that joseph doesnt CHOOSE to live like this
I was really impressed with this wonderful device! I also make continuous devices using things around me, but I can't make them this neatly, so I respect you!
Now I know what to do with all my old Xmas trees!!! Thanks for the idea!! 😂
I don’t know if this is practical.
You know when I saw the morning routine video it reminded me of a car wash. And here we are!
There's no way you're getting back the apartment's deposit
This is amazing! I feel like you are Wallace and grommet IRL
The fact the entire machine requires an effort to walk makes it too exhausting for me !
0:58 the weirdest thing is water on the wooden floor...
OMG! 😂 You've really outdone yourself with this one! Did you actually chug a full pot of coffee??
There's a cleverly disguised pipe against the wall that diverts some of the coffee away so he doesn't have to chug the whole thing. But yes, what a great machine!
Joseph has finally outdone the level of complexity of the contraptions from Wallace and Grommit. I can only hope that the coffee part was reliable enough to where he didn't need to shoot the scene too many times :P
Probs coloured cold water, he did same with soup
Where now?
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I saw those cacti and i was scared as to how he was going to be woken up.
Why is this guy like SO MUCH SMARTER than all of us combined? TELL ME
OMG the Christmas trees and the pants! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
well done mate. you nailed it
It reminded me of a short film I saw once of a train gatekeeper who had gimmicked his whole house to take him from his bed and get him outside so he wouldn't be late lowering the gates to prevent the cars from crossing as the train comes through.
Wow Amazing work ❤
Great job! Some serious Wallace & Grommet vibes!
He has a manly touch to his inventions😂
I need an alarmclock like this to get up in the morning.
Honestly if we can figure out how to automate bathing, it would be such a game changer. Amazing work! Love watching such Looney Tunes shenanigans in live action!
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No way, hot straight coffee, first thing?
Scolded!
Absolutely brilliant as always
omg that's a fantastic invention!
.....Who's going to set it back up?
joseph is much like everyone else here he puts his pants on two legs at a time... with a giant contraption... much like all of us do
THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED
Wow, I really love how you made it more life-sized if you know what I mean, but still keeping the small moving parts and everything. 10/10 vid.
That was so good! Your physical comedy was top notch in this, and the contraptions were ingenious!
Nice
thats some next level stuff...pure art!!
Next to having a diving board overlooking a swimming pool from the second floor, this ain’t a bad idea!
We already know bro ain't clean
Masterpiece
I hope our alien friends have access to this content.
It's official. You are now Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.
The reverse in the end 😂😂😂😂😂
Wonderful. I'd genuinely love a machine that did that would dry me seamlessly straight out the shower. I loved every moment of this.
Finally another machine after an eternity
Bro is so talented!
AWwwwWWW I wish mornings were this easy!
Excellent work!
just another lovely day!
Ok besides the coffee and carwash, I actually need this, I sleep through 10 alarms set to air road level noise, and it can't wake me, and each ones diffrent, parents have tried an airborne but I didn't wake up, they tried water I jumped out of bed attacked them in my sleep and walked back to my bed, the only thing that can wake me is the coldness of the world
welcome back impressive
You are wonderfullllll!
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Bro forgot to brush teeth 🤟
He forgot to brush teeth
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Most impressive one yet 😄!
My favorite CZcamsr ever🥳👏👏👏👍 keep up the great work!
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You inspired me to create my own Rube Goldberg machine. After many attempts, it worked.(kinda)
Maybe it was iced coffee?!? Don't want to be going out and greeting the world with 3rd degree burns 😅
I could see his one night stands leaving feeling pretty traumatised.
The classic polka heart boxers are a highlight
Amazing (albeit possibly painful) machine. It's worth it in spite of all the bruises from the bed alone.
Imagine having to reset this whole thing every time you go to sleep 😂😂
Well that was epic! 👏🏻
Josephmwas my favorite chain reaction creator when i was a kid, especially the solving probkems series
It usually has some errors, but this time it works very well.
I can't wait!!!!!! let's watch the video!!!!
0:15 OH JEEZ THATS ALOT OF COFFEE
I liked the ambulance it’s the saw! 😂😂😂
Wow. Simply wonderful.
Perfect for those WHO are not morning persons👍
minus the coffee which would spill everywhere and is just an extra step (and the bed destruction) this seems pretty reusable and would actually be worth it
just fill up some things with water and soap and clothes and have them be activated by the alarm clock
This guy is unreal!!
How do you survived the most uncomfortable machine ever made 💀
Wow. This one was amazing!
I remember this sound from your ”“which door will the ball hit?” 0:22 video
OMG now that quarantine has ended. I need this in my life!
Now these are they type of modern conveniences worth giving up your freedom for
He's my adulthood hero 😭 the child in me is so enamored ❤
Glad youtube recommended me this video since it was quite the long time since the last video was posted 😂😂😂😂
Where did this man go for like 3 years? I forgot his name and no i'm back The very first video i've ever watched of this guy who is probably the dresser
Where is this mans oscar!
Absolutely Brilliant
It is like a real life mousetrap game. Just without being in jail at the end
No one commenting about how the coffee would permanently damage his mouth and throat unless it was made hours early and cooled down? Fun video though
He is too. Lazy
@@joycewanjahi9939 Just like how you’re too lazy to even comment correctly.
Because we know its all jokes
@@haaniaahmed4690 you are so smart yet didn't realize this was a joke too?
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0:33 is nobody gonna notice the slight detail here
Next time try take a bath in automatic carwash Ryko Soft Gloss with soft spinning brushes and video it here on your channel, please.
The coffee was very imaginative😃