Something’s Burning S2 E03: Jim Jefferies & Forrest Shaw Make a Bloomin’ Onion with Lamb Lollipops

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  • Something’s Burning S2 E03: Comedians, Jim Jefferies & Forrest Shaw hang out and watch me make a bloomin’ onion, Vegemite beer cheese dip, lamb lollipops, and an Oreo Vegemite cheesecake.
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    BLOOMIN’ ONION
    INGREDIENTS
    * Sweet onion, like Vidalia
    * Flour
    * Cayenne pepper
    * Paprika
    * Dried thyme
    * Dried oregano
    * Ground cumin
    * Salt and pepper
    * Eggs
    * Whole milk
    * Frying oil
    Steps
    1. Slice pointy side of onion off, then peel. Place onion cut-side down on cutting board
    2. Starting ½” from the root, make a downward cut all the way through. Continue all the way around the onion.
    3. Combine flour, cayenne, paprika, thyme, oregano, cumin, and black pepper in one bowl
    4. Combine eggs, milk, and one cup water; whisk
    5. Place onion in a separate bowl, flower-up and pour the flour mixture all over, making sure to get all in between the “petals.”
    6. Fully submerge floured onion in egg mixture, spooning it on top if necessary.
    7. Repeat flour process
    8. Heat at least 3” inches of frying oil in a Dutch oven
    9. Carefully lower the onion into the oil; fry about 3-4 minutes.
    10. Turn over and cook until golden brown.
    11. Drain on paper towels before serving
    VEGEMITE BEER CHEESE DIP
    INGREDIENTS
    * Flour
    * Salt
    * Unsalted butter
    * Milk
    * Beer
    * Vegemite
    * Mustard powder
    * Paprika
    * Chicken salt
    * Grated gouda
    Steps
    1. Melt butter in a sauce pan over medium heat
    2. Add flour and stir, then lower heat to medium-low.
    3. Add beer, stirring continuously.
    4. Once thickened slightly, add milk and stir until thick again.
    5. Add Vegemite, mustard powder, paprika, and chicken salt. Stir to combine and reduce heat to low.
    6. Add grated cheese, one handful at a time. Stir quickly to combine before adding more handfuls.
    7. Pour into serving dish.
    LAMB LOLLIPOPS
    INGREDIENTS
    * Malt syrup
    * Vegemite
    * Zest and juice of lemon
    * Lamb cutlets
    * Olive oil
    Steps
    1. Combine malt syrup, Vegemite, and lemon juice in a bowl. Set aside
    2. Drizzle cutlets with oil, salt, and pepper
    3. Heat a large frying pan on high heat. Cook cutlets for 2 min on each side for medium-rare.
    4. Rest, loosely covered in foil.
    5. Dip cutlets in malt mixture and serve.
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  • @punker2534
    @punker2534 Před rokem +262

    Letting Brent cook actually allows some time for others to talk!

    • @mobucks555
      @mobucks555 Před rokem +7

      best comment

    • @ldrsquad
      @ldrsquad Před rokem +2

      This Brett guy really knows when to shut up. At least his knife skills makes me less nervous now

    • @RolandSpecialSauce
      @RolandSpecialSauce Před rokem +5

      Nope. He still interrupts every chance he gets to talk about himself.

    • @zackharrison9880
      @zackharrison9880 Před rokem

      bret kurshner its a master chef!

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Před rokem +3

      He forgets his train of thought though, and never finishes a story. What about the Treaty???

  • @declaredjeans7555
    @declaredjeans7555 Před rokem +206

    Don't make the episodes shorter, Bert! This is awesome!!

  • @kcrichton7485
    @kcrichton7485 Před rokem +159

    Please do these weekly. Fucking perfect for a few beers and bowls

    • @brodebrode
      @brodebrode Před rokem +2

      Right!!!!!

    • @VandepoelM
      @VandepoelM Před rokem +1

      Look up Avi Yemeni and his interview with Jim Jeffries on CC, and the footage of a hidden camera of the actual interview. Its disgusting.

    • @bearrett50kal17
      @bearrett50kal17 Před rokem

      I agree this would be nice weekly but I don't think it's logistically possible, I think there's more pre-filming production time required for this show than an typical podcast. I'm not a know it all, I could be very wrong that this takes more time and effort than a normal pod, but I'd take this weekly over Bertcast, not sure how people enjoy his personal pod. Never really got into Bertcast because it's just too much Bert, even though he talks over Tom constantly on 2 Bears, which I enjoy, Tom at least gives him shit for it which his random guests don't do as much on Bertcast, and I skip 2 Bears episodes if Tom isn't there because it's just Bertcast in a different studio. Long story short this show should be weekly and completely replace Bertcast, as that would make it more logistically feasible, and this show averages a lot more viewers than Bertcast so I think he'd make more money that way.

  • @CollinThomasEverett
    @CollinThomasEverett Před rokem +105

    Bert's hard dodge of explaining the Treaty of Versailles at the end there, is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.

    • @bradklein3519
      @bradklein3519 Před rokem +7

      Dude.. his I made you guys dessert. Dead

    • @CollinThomasEverett
      @CollinThomasEverett Před rokem +5

      @@bradklein3519 “it was Woodrow Wilso- I made you guys cheesecake!” ….”did ya?” 😂😂😂

    • @justinbridgez
      @justinbridgez Před rokem +2

      and thn hes like i just like making people happy. then TREATY OF VERSAILLE!!!!!!!! jesus mrbeast would gringe at his retention rate. (andrew shultz mrbeast reference) berts the king (another thing king) of retention rate. smh like being super fat another high number sure hes proud of lmaoo. guess ill never know. dude even tried to save it. i sware that was on purpose now that i think of it he cant drink that much kool aid......ehhh, nvm

    • @VandepoelM
      @VandepoelM Před rokem

      Look up Avi Yemeni and his interview with Jim Jeffries on CC, and the footage of a hidden camera of the actual interview. Its disgusting.

    • @PaulWTaber-zd8ds
      @PaulWTaber-zd8ds Před rokem

      Time stamp?

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 Před rokem +58

    I'm so glad they brought this show back after the pandemic. It's such a simple but great concept.

  • @ianheinke1405
    @ianheinke1405 Před rokem +11

    I love how Berts shirt just becomes increasingly more splattered with cooking oils, and as this happens Jim’s edibles kick in and his cold dead eyes stare into abyss, and finally when the treaty of Versailles is brought up, and the reasoning behind its cause for WW2, they cut forward to the three wanting a lamb lollipop 🎉🎉🎉🎉 absolute gold

  • @juliusschoenfeld8493
    @juliusschoenfeld8493 Před rokem +41

    Bert is the only person with cooking show that says “I don’t want to give away my exact recipe”

  • @ricog2343
    @ricog2343 Před rokem +184

    Dudes having a psychological break through about banging a mattress and Bert and Jim don’t care at all😂😂

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 Před rokem +27

      The whole episode he seemed to be contemplating his life while Bert and Jim ramble on.

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 Před rokem +8

      @@toastedjoe1013 Yeah because he's not funny....

    • @brodebrode
      @brodebrode Před rokem +3

      I totally buried that for some reason.....hahaha

    • @RadioSnivins
      @RadioSnivins Před rokem

      In front of his voyeur mother.

    • @bearrett50kal17
      @bearrett50kal17 Před rokem +1

      Jim Bert carried Shaw to a decent episode, as far as I'm concerned this made me want to watch more Jim and never want to see Shaw on anything anywhere ever again.

  • @DemocracyTheater
    @DemocracyTheater Před rokem +12

    That edible kicked in when that onion hit the table 🤣😂🤣

  • @chasebliss5045
    @chasebliss5045 Před rokem +31

    As a dutch person it's always very entertaining to hear people from out of the country talk about our "sinterklaas" tradition. Love these cooking podcasts Bert! Hope you're doing well after your transplant

    • @getzata96
      @getzata96 Před rokem +1

      Better than talking about your dreadful breakfast of toast with sprinkles lol

    • @chasebliss5045
      @chasebliss5045 Před rokem +3

      @@getzata96 To be honest, pretty much no one eats that as breakfast. And if they do, it's never with toast. It's always with a plain piece of white bread. The "everyone in the netherlands eats chocolate sprinkles for breakfast" myth is about as real as the "everyone in the netherlands wear clogs" thing.

    • @badgrand
      @badgrand Před rokem

      Haha, it’s mostly weird for me. As a fellow Dutchman I have to admit it’s a crazy tradition indeed. LoL!!

    • @jasonguest5820
      @jasonguest5820 Před rokem

      Trying to explain why the traditions ended up this way turns into a 20 minute history lesson. Spain brutally occupied Dutch territory hundreds of years ago. Why? Well....

    • @nickp440
      @nickp440 Před rokem

      chase bliss. nice pedals.

  • @Last_Chance.
    @Last_Chance. Před rokem +449

    I hope Bert is doing ok with the kidney transplant

  • @DaisyisHalo
    @DaisyisHalo Před rokem +44

    My favorite time of the week, when I leave my work on the back burner so I can procrastinate with Chef Bret

  • @grampageoff
    @grampageoff Před rokem +21

    Bert being genuinely surprised the food is actually good every single episode is the best

    • @skato7291
      @skato7291 Před rokem +1

      i think a lot of us can relate to that lmao

    • @mischiefpuppy9859
      @mischiefpuppy9859 Před rokem

      You have missed an episode prior to this comment lmao

  • @BACNandEGGS
    @BACNandEGGS Před rokem +2

    22:30 WIPES HIS HANDS THEN NOSE THEN HANDS AGAIN LMAO

  • @AndrewSmith-pc8eq
    @AndrewSmith-pc8eq Před rokem +12

    I love the fact that this episode took an hour, and Outback makes bloomin onions in 5 mins!

  • @BEEE-F
    @BEEE-F Před rokem +2

    This was great. I'm loving these cooking shows! "Oh. Yeah! The Treaty of Versaillesss... oooh. I made you guys dessert, too!"

  • @stevenbowen591
    @stevenbowen591 Před rokem +2

    keep the episodes LONG!!!! dont edit them out, this is the best damn cooking show

  • @Hauns91
    @Hauns91 Před rokem +1

    Stumbled upon these a couple days ago and I need more. All of them are hilarious. All the stories to are so great.

  • @joshsatterfield9440
    @joshsatterfield9440 Před rokem +1

    Great pod, these always keep me interested. Thanks burt

  • @brentmarshall4936
    @brentmarshall4936 Před rokem +11

    Baked Jim watching an onion fry might be the funniest thing in this video.

  • @markysharky9879
    @markysharky9879 Před rokem +1

    41:59 Berts face when he knows the food is *Bussin*

  • @jennaann1268
    @jennaann1268 Před rokem

    I’ve been looking forward to these EVERYWEEKV

  • @AndrewSmith-pc8eq
    @AndrewSmith-pc8eq Před rokem +7

    This is my favorite show! Comedians cooking food! BRILLIANT!!!!

  • @victoria6030
    @victoria6030 Před rokem +3

    Bert never not handing the knife blade first kills me. 😭

    • @andyritchie5109
      @andyritchie5109 Před rokem

      It took way too long for someone to say this. Handle first Bert!

  • @CTCF17
    @CTCF17 Před rokem +2

    Who ever decided this should be a long format, you deserve a pay rise!

  • @Marc-uw4lw
    @Marc-uw4lw Před rokem

    Love this series. Good to see Jim! Haven't seen him in a while

  • @Hungryhipoe
    @Hungryhipoe Před rokem +1

    Damn Bart looks slammered talking about solostove.

  • @JUNKHEAD224
    @JUNKHEAD224 Před rokem +1

    Love that this show is back.

  • @kylowren6055
    @kylowren6055 Před rokem +1

    I fucking love the Somethings Burning series… a cooking show combined with a absolutely hilarious and REAL commentary. Keep it up man love yah👍

  • @coltonbest4866
    @coltonbest4866 Před rokem +9

    Best show ever you have a hell of a production going Bert!

    • @Luffnin
      @Luffnin Před rokem +1

      Don't you mean Brent Krishner

  • @bobkathy5877
    @bobkathy5877 Před rokem +1

    "Oh I made you guys dessert too!" Was so cute 😂

  • @rjt201
    @rjt201 Před rokem +10

    dude i listened to every jim jeffries podcast episode back in 2018 while I doordashed for hours, waiting for each new episode. Jim and Forrest's chemistry is hilarious

    • @lucasw24
      @lucasw24 Před rokem +1

      @@menwithven8114 Just because someone has some left leaning views doesn’t mean they are “full lib”. And honestly why does that even matter. He’s a comedian, not a politician. He doesn’t even really do political bits. His views don’t make his jokes less funny. Why do people like you always bring up politics when it has nothing to do with said conversation? Gets old quick.

    • @v8holdentiger
      @v8holdentiger Před rokem

      Can’t wait for IDKAT to get Brett on as their expert on Fitness

  • @FillipJPhry
    @FillipJPhry Před rokem +30

    I'm so impressed with bert. in the middle of four story he tried a piece of the onion that he threw in there see how long it cooks and was pleasantly surprised about how good it was, and said nothing!!!!

    • @ryanmediano2424
      @ryanmediano2424 Před rokem

      Lol what part did this happen? I’ve been listening to this without really watching while I cook!

    • @thatrebelboy48
      @thatrebelboy48 Před rokem

      @@ryanmediano2424 41:55

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Před rokem +3

    I really love this show.

  • @idahogrowler2521
    @idahogrowler2521 Před rokem +1

    The flies are a good touch

  • @dustingraiff
    @dustingraiff Před rokem +2

    FYI Australian lamb can arrive fresh to the U.S.. It’s also the most widely consumed lamb in the U.S.. Brent Crystals did great cooking it!

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 Před rokem +1

    i freaking love this show so much

  • @fetusdeletus8648
    @fetusdeletus8648 Před rokem +2

    Brent looks absolutely cooked during the solo stove sponsor ad 😂😂😂

  • @martinjackson7201
    @martinjackson7201 Před rokem +2

    Been missing these

  • @MJLynch808
    @MJLynch808 Před rokem +5

    Love the show! Does it bother anyone else how Bert passes people knives? Haha

    • @adamwallace985
      @adamwallace985 Před rokem

      Yes I was always told to hold the blade end so they can grab the handle

  • @HumboldtGuanoBand
    @HumboldtGuanoBand Před rokem

    26:57 "Melt the sutter in the bosspan" 🤣

  • @richardandrade9418
    @richardandrade9418 Před rokem +1

    Thank the gods this show is back

  • @austinexplorer512
    @austinexplorer512 Před rokem

    WOw I been waiting my whole life to see Jim Jeffreries in a cooking segment thanks TOM SEGURA!

  • @kenziearmstrong566
    @kenziearmstrong566 Před rokem

    “i’m bloomin surprised “ 😂

  • @vivwinsome2363
    @vivwinsome2363 Před rokem

    When you think in pictures and Bert says: ..."oh yeah you liberated my *gunt"...🤣🤣🤣 luv seeing the banter between USA n Oz commedians, bloody gold 🥇

  • @benjaminspeigle6755
    @benjaminspeigle6755 Před rokem +1

    Bert has perfected wet hand dry hand . I've seen professional chef's who couldn't grasp the concept

  • @anonymousfriend897
    @anonymousfriend897 Před rokem

    I have been waiting for this. thank you burt

  • @pikasnipe1
    @pikasnipe1 Před rokem +7

    Forrest without a hat or glasses... So different. This week's IDKAT was great!

  • @zukitough
    @zukitough Před rokem +4

    I love that can of Kroger cut green beans is still on the shelf

  • @jaytierney
    @jaytierney Před rokem +1

    Bert's joy at remembering the dessert! haha

  • @tattben1207
    @tattben1207 Před rokem +5

    Bert says taking care of her. And proceeds to say he lasted 1 minute. He is hilarious.

  • @JustHi3132
    @JustHi3132 Před rokem +1

    "Now u look like you know what your doing" as bert starts scooping scolding hot oil with a plastic spoon 🤣

  • @JGnuff
    @JGnuff Před rokem

    Bert...your comedy, and the other clowns you have on that are comedy gold as well....make this world more bearable. This avenue gives respite, however brief.....from the chaos that is endured daily. Thank you bro, shit's more important than you will ever know.

  • @cliffburton534
    @cliffburton534 Před rokem +14

    I'm so happy this show has accepted the more longform/podcast style. Fucking love it. I feel like Bert could rock even longer episodes!

  • @patrickstaple
    @patrickstaple Před rokem +1

    Everyone needs to watch the Always Sunny Episode "The gang buys a boat". All I could think of when they were talking about living on a boat ..."because of the implication"

  • @raymondperales1085
    @raymondperales1085 Před rokem +2

    Yeah!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉 Thanks uncle Bert ❤

  • @thegozman1797
    @thegozman1797 Před rokem

    These are my favorite videos on CZcams. Great concept. Keep ‘em fuckin comin Bert

  • @stevelafave560
    @stevelafave560 Před rokem

    I'm so glad this show is back

  • @chancemartin4737
    @chancemartin4737 Před rokem

    The close up of Forest pouring Bert's is golden

  • @brandoncharles1215
    @brandoncharles1215 Před rokem +3

    Bernt: it’s early afternoon so we won’t go too hard
    *proceeds to pour himself half a glass of tequila

  • @MrFrostieBalls
    @MrFrostieBalls Před rokem +2

    When I read "lamb lollipops" in the title, I got excited to see how well Bert was going to trim the bone down.... But then he didn't do it. They're not lollipops until the ribs are trimmed down; those are just lamb chops. 😅

  • @RobPalmer80
    @RobPalmer80 Před rokem +1

    I first saw Jim on "Grouchy Young Men" on the UK version of Comedy Central in the late 00s. "Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust" is one of my favourite stand-up specials.

  • @anneboostrom2810
    @anneboostrom2810 Před rokem

    never stop doing these videos

  • @GEORGE_WARD
    @GEORGE_WARD Před rokem +8

    This is like when 2 people who have the same friend take turns talking to them but don't talk to each other

    • @ricksanchez5696
      @ricksanchez5696 Před rokem +2

      *Or like you and you step dad avoid each other while still talking to your mom..its okay timmy*

  • @bobgrey871
    @bobgrey871 Před rokem +1

    This is awesome love jim his show legit is so good, and I love the show how it is long form with cooking a dope show please don't make this show a shorter length I love the time it already has.

    • @VandepoelM
      @VandepoelM Před rokem

      Look up Avi Yemeni and his interview with Jim Jeffries on CC, and the footage of a hidden camera of the actual interview. Its disgusting.

  • @notgibbs4966
    @notgibbs4966 Před rokem

    14:49 didn’t have to call me out like that😂

  • @jfkeeling
    @jfkeeling Před rokem

    Holy fuck Bert, you know some funny dudes. Thanks man.

  • @Comidand
    @Comidand Před rokem

    the fly in the cheese bowl while making the sauce

  • @enahs4209
    @enahs4209 Před rokem

    another amazing episode

  • @Kholdstare0503
    @Kholdstare0503 Před 2 měsíci

    Just noticed Bert is wearing a Winston Salem Dash hat. My hometown, what a small world!

  • @twveach
    @twveach Před rokem +1

    When Bert need some positive reinforcement he looks over in the corner at his chef and smiles…lol love it

  • @ryancarter-squire6804

    Why is he soaking up the lamb juices? That shit is GOLD!

  • @chadandersonify
    @chadandersonify Před 9 měsíci

    At 6:15, Jim asks “are we allowed to talk” 😂

  • @hhswrestler52
    @hhswrestler52 Před rokem +3

    Hope the gastric bypass and lapband surgery went well! Thinking of you bern!

  • @DaveWhoa
    @DaveWhoa Před rokem +1

    vegemite adds UMAMI (or savoriness), one of the five basic tastes, the others being Sweetness, Sourness, Saltiness, and Bitterness. and yes its awesome on buttered toast!

  • @chandlerchase2426
    @chandlerchase2426 Před rokem

    they did a great job on the cheese cake it looks incredible

  • @BlackestAMSG
    @BlackestAMSG Před rokem

    Jim just tearing into that onion and cheese on his plate like he hasn't eaten in years🤣🤣🤣 44:48 and since he plated

  • @chrislav4974
    @chrislav4974 Před rokem

    I love this show…. Please do more

  • @LuminousSapien
    @LuminousSapien Před rokem +1

    Jim Jefferies and Forrest Shaw are a very funny duo, This has been a great podcast Bart!

  • @bingobango301
    @bingobango301 Před rokem +1

    11:54 Lyle Chipperson gets a mention.. Tsssss. Fawk Yeah

  • @fullimetal7581
    @fullimetal7581 Před rokem +4

    My favorite part of this show is Bert kissing his fingers and poking ever piece of food.

  • @kaerynbass8355
    @kaerynbass8355 Před rokem

    So good Bert I can almost taste it!

  • @Don-Forta
    @Don-Forta Před rokem

    im Dutch, and what jim said on the intro was real! LOL

  • @BACNandEGGS
    @BACNandEGGS Před rokem

    Watching this while cooking frozen pizza 👍🏼learning a lot

  • @LL_SHAWN_P____
    @LL_SHAWN_P____ Před rokem +11

    I love Bert’s laugh 😂

    • @shadyp-zv3uf
      @shadyp-zv3uf Před rokem +1

      should be a ringtone

    • @puffdaddy69
      @puffdaddy69 Před rokem +1

      oh ya and when he tries to talk while laughing he sounds like animals mating

    • @LL_SHAWN_P____
      @LL_SHAWN_P____ Před rokem

      @@shadyp-zv3uf lol yeah it’s definitely one of a kind and ringtone worthy..

  • @timstradley5819
    @timstradley5819 Před rokem

    Without a doubt the best show Bert does

  • @Heywoodjablowme420
    @Heywoodjablowme420 Před rokem

    Glad show is back! Miss the old set up though, felt it vibed little better when guest able to help or step behind counter

  • @sxking
    @sxking Před rokem +2

    So that story about the Treaty of Versailles was fucking awesome. Great story telling skills Bert! Love hearing you talk about history!

  • @MrBSU87
    @MrBSU87 Před rokem

    Keep this going Bert!! (Also, bring back "The Cabin" (on your OWN)

  • @teelorp8306
    @teelorp8306 Před rokem

    Put the full episodes out on CZcams plz big boy

  • @steph121sas
    @steph121sas Před rokem

    Jim has the best stories

  • @SlayerTomentor
    @SlayerTomentor Před rokem

    Fuckin love this podcast! Just friends kicking it.

  • @TheBelger99
    @TheBelger99 Před rokem

    Bert, like the long videos. Keep it up.

  • @colbyconner8157
    @colbyconner8157 Před 4 měsíci

    Burt always passing the knifes backwards 😅

  • @therealseals
    @therealseals Před rokem

    I love I don't know about that!
    Listened to like every episode. So happy forest is here too😅

  • @NzStumpyTech
    @NzStumpyTech Před rokem

    LOL Jim had the munchies HARD he couldnt stop with that onion hahahhaha

  • @DepthFromAbove
    @DepthFromAbove Před rokem +1

    Bert washing his hands be like..
    Bert: *turns on water
    Also Bert: *looks back over his shoulder while holding hidden hands beside water

  • @sakkasouffle
    @sakkasouffle Před rokem

    man i love this show.. thank you for bringing it back

  • @mattworley8642
    @mattworley8642 Před rokem

    Holy crap Bert looks great! Goin' into sober October hardest

  • @mediaxmarketing4631
    @mediaxmarketing4631 Před 9 měsíci

    pouring cold oil into the hot oil just made that batter absorb ALL of that oil. that onion was a grease bomb