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As an American, I can confirm that this is an 87% accurate representation of America as a whole. As a Christian, I can confirm that this is a 0% accurate representation of any churches I’ve been to so far.
Hey let’s go Springfield!!! That’s where I live!! The pastor also claims that he had cancer and it was just magically gone the next doctors appointment. Those Lindell’s are crazy
I love how that isn’t even a American tank, it’s a Centurion Mark three which is a British tank and also those guns that he has are mp7s which are German Edit: it might be an upgraded mark one or a mark five
As someone who lives near Springfield, I feel the need to say this is not representative of Missouri or the area at all, these guys are just a special breed. Edit: Also, WTF WHERE DID THEY GET A TANK!?
The only thing not American about that whole thing was the tank itself X,D that's a British tank, one of the variants of the Centurion or chieftain, hard to say which but it's one of those.
as someone who goes to a pretty large church for our area, im pretty sure our mens retreats are actual nice camps (cabins, on a lake or something, small chapel) and one the activities you could do was ax throwing - pretty sure thats better than whatever the heck this is
This is why aliens treat us like safari animals. 👽 "Do NOT leave the vehicle! We do NOT want the cavemen-with-nukes who control this planet even knowing we exist."
Dude this is awesome! My church is just plain, ordinary Catholic mass. I wish our priest rode a tank to start the service, and sported a killer mullet!
Once i went to a church where the pastor rode in on a motorcycle. Yup. Completely tuned me out of church. Especially after they redesigned the stage in Harley colors. 🙄
Nobody can denie a tank really helps people to wake up and go that church on sundays. You are in your bed figuring out how great would be two hours more watching some stupid tv, then a tank comes to your mind... that's some great motivation.
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Lol
"Go f yourself, So I did" That part is still my favorite
Daniel give me coffee
'orphan tears'
I love how they brought a whole tank into a church 🤣
It’s a British tank
@@cducks0178 Lol
Least American thing 😂
Seeing the tank pull in made me convert instantly
@CDUCKS01 what kinda tank is it? I don't recognize it.
As a non american, this is what I think of america :|
Okay 👍
…im sorry
I'm an American myself and this church is totally messed up.
If you want stay where you’re at. You wouldn’t want to be here anyways. I’m saying this as a fellow American. If you want your sanity saved.
As an american this what i think of america
The best part is that tank isnt even an American tank, i beleive its one of the later versions of the British centurion
Was coming in to say that lol
@@englandrulzall fr
As american as apple pie
centurion MK3 to be exact
Yup you are correct!
"What's your favorite music genre?"
"Church"
yo that is fire 🔥🗿
I started feeling holy🗿💀
Churches when they get to buy fog machines instead of paying taxes or helping the community 🤪
Lol that building barely constitutes as a church
@@Dxniell89722 not most
@@tumultuousv Def most
@@kotm2021 definitely not.
@@tumultuousv Def yes
As an American, I can confirm that this is an 87% accurate representation of America as a whole.
As a Christian, I can confirm that this is a 0% accurate representation of any churches I’ve been to so far.
😂
Nope.😂😂😂😂😂😂is not.
I am Catholic but I wanna go to that it looks awesome 😂
its a retreat not the church retreat church event
There wasnt even a cross in the whole clip
as an american, i can confirm this is the most american thing i've ever seen in my life.
😄
As an American, absolutely.
Counterpoint: Have you seen the video of FPSRussia driving a tank to White Castle?
I want to get out of this country
Can say seen better seen worse
Pastor : we help this woman grow her own toe
People : prove it
Pastor : oh look a tank!
Got my attention 😂
It’s even a British tank
why is frisk talking 💀💀💀
OMG ARE THE THE REAL FRISK FROM UNDERAIL
* Looking at this church's actions make you feel...something.
* You're filled with...confusion?
This is the most American video I have seen today 😅😅
As an non American 😊😊
this is the least american thing i’ve seen as a american
It’s a British tank
I didn't know there were people who put "As a blank" after what they said, I don't have a problem with that though.
then, well you dont really know what the most american video is.
@@cducks0178Aren't all tanks technically British?
“What type of church is this?”
“It’s a rock band.”
Jesus watching this rn be like: 💀
”what have i created?"
I have 4 words to say:
✨J E S U S O N A T A N K✨
... I'm listening.
Satan on an Apache
Angel piloting stealth bomber.
@@Stringspuller88 this guy knows what I’m talking about
Mega churches are weird af
1:01 damm my brain.. always playing games with me..
Team America on a whole new level
Country America
This should be on the Guinness book of World Records for the most American thing ever.
As a church goer, this is not most churches. Prayers
As an American who actually goes to church, I can honestly say this is very strange.
Man if my church was like this I'd actually go to church on Sunday
@soundwavesuperior6761 do not give James river the compliment of being demonic..
@@soundwavesuperior6761 demonic?
As someone who not only lives in America but also less then an hour from this church. I honestly don't know what to say.
Me too!!! I live an hour or less from James river.. been there a couple times.. yeah.... no words
Not gonna lie, I'd have to check it out if I were that close. Like, what on Earth?
I live in Missouri and honestly this is an accurate depiction of Midwest Missouri Church's
Hey let’s go Springfield!!! That’s where I live!! The pastor also claims that he had cancer and it was just magically gone the next doctors appointment. Those Lindell’s are crazy
This is exactly like that Idiocracy film scene lol😂
Rehabilitation 😂😂
As someone who lives in America and goes to church, this ain’t a church. This is a freaking rock band 💀💀
The whole Faith Healing side of Chirstianity is a rabbit hole.
As an American this basically sums up the whole country
Not really more like sums up red states in the South. Coastal US isn't even close to this.
man what is going on in the US 😭
meth
@@Nictator42crystal or powder?
@@charvaka5705 powder
This is actually the most American thing I’ve ever seen 💀
Tell me they have Holy Hand Grenades 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly if it wasn’t a church I’d go to see this ‘Rambo The Evangelical’ 😂
I love how that isn’t even a American tank, it’s a Centurion Mark three which is a British tank and also those guns that he has are mp7s which are German
Edit: it might be an upgraded mark one or a mark five
The guns might also be Uzis. Maybe.
I love how they even pulled out the British tank and no one noticed
As someone who has visited Springfield Missouri a lot. I am very surprised LOL
As someone who lives near Springfield, I feel the need to say this is not representative of Missouri or the area at all, these guys are just a special breed.
Edit: Also, WTF WHERE DID THEY GET A TANK!?
"Hi, uh... where's the nearest church?"
"Oh, it's just around the corner."
"Well, thank you-..."
As an American this is a very crazy church and I’ve never seen any other one like it
I can confirm that Springfield, MO is full of crazy stuff. 😂
The only thing not American about that whole thing was the tank itself X,D that's a British tank, one of the variants of the Centurion or chieftain, hard to say which but it's one of those.
That's not even an American tank.... That's a British centurian
Why does this remind me of idiocracy's rehabilitation center 😂
Churchmania went wild 😂
I'd absolutely die to see the Talibans reaction to seeing this 🤣
Bro Took “let’s blow this place up” seriously 🗿
Ah yes American church uses a British tank
This must be what Jesus's concerts were like
-Homer Simpson
Oh yeah. The tank that pulled out was British.
This is not a normal church!
Pov Church:if u pray u can grow your tows
Pov mosque :pray so you don't lose the other tows left
Shows the mosque is a LOT more honest
That’s toe-tally crazy
This is an accurate description of America.
BRO LITTERALY BRING A BRITISH CENTURION IN A AMERICAN CHURCH💀💀💀
This is the most American thing I've scene in my life.
0:15 Just pointing out but that's a British Centurion tank
‘Only in America’
This is the most American thing I have seen in the last hour
when the tank is more modern then the one in Putin's military parade
That one actually killed Nazis.
This is the most American thing I ever saw in my entire fuckin life.
Wdym this is not weird,This is a average church in America . 🇺🇸
as a christian, where can i find this church this looks fire 🔥
As an American I can confirm this happens on a day-to-day basis.
its crazy how ray never fails to entertain like srsly
Idiocracy: One Night of Rehabilitation
HOLY- I NEVER THOUGHT MISSOURI WOULD BE FAMOUS FOR ANYTHING, WOW!
Nah that’s a cult
as someone who goes to a pretty large church for our area, im pretty sure our mens retreats are actual nice camps (cabins, on a lake or something, small chapel) and one the activities you could do was ax throwing - pretty sure thats better than whatever the heck this is
Please consider finishing your education 🙏
@@aerotheepic ?????
The best part is that tank is a british tank
1:22 "On one hand..." Or foot... 😏
Only in Springfield
This is the most American thing literally ever
1:00 are those tatas 😂
lol those are knees
You did not 😂😂😂😅
No.
the tank is a cheftan mk1 made by Britain
Thats the most American way to praise the Lord!
This is fuckin insanity, I’m not American and I’ve never seen anything like it!
Nothing screams Jesus louder than a tank
"AMERICA " cruises in on British tank😅
I thought that’s what all things in America were like, including churches :|
This is a church i can follow even tho im an atheist
Yep, this one was "Tanked" fo-shur 😂😂😂
This men’s retreat sounds very relaxing. 😅
Tax the church
“What type of church?”
“Rock”
If churches were that fun I’d be there every day
I feel like killing my life can I talk to someone please 😭😭😭😭
As a person who lives in Springfield yes people are this weird 😂
I want to go to this church so badly.
You sure you want to go to a church where the pastor is a fraud.
That is the most American church the America could ever have.
This is why aliens treat us like safari animals. 👽 "Do NOT leave the vehicle! We do NOT want the cavemen-with-nukes who control this planet even knowing we exist."
The guy on the tank looks like admiral general aladin.😂😂😂
As an American,
We are insane
Y'all amaricans are the craziest Ong 😭😭😭👌
We’re sorry 😞
Check out South Korea and their crazy cults.. It's bad there as well.
@@Axalachi dont be, it provides us with great comedy
This is the most American American thing I’ve ever seen
"America! F**k yeah"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude this is awesome! My church is just plain, ordinary Catholic mass. I wish our priest rode a tank to start the service, and sported a killer mullet!
As human living in America I find the behavior of these clown embarrassing. Please, we're not all this crazy.
Once i went to a church where the pastor rode in on a motorcycle. Yup. Completely tuned me out of church. Especially after they redesigned the stage in Harley colors. 🙄
That’s not a church, that’s a military 😂💀
He said Springfield, and know, I’m thinking of the simpsons.
Nobody can denie a tank really helps people to wake up and go that church on sundays.
You are in your bed figuring out how great would be two hours more watching some stupid tv, then a tank comes to your mind... that's some great motivation.
This looks like it could be an alternative music video draft for Childish Gambino's This Is America
Lyrics: GUNS, BURGERS, JESUS, TIIIIIPING!!!