Statler: "What kind of show would you call that?" Waldorf: "Frankly, I'd call it quits." Both look at each other, then look at the stage Both yell: "Quits! Quits!" That was savage.
2:28 Waldorf: “How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?” Statler: “We don’t even know how to get out of this stupid theater box.” God, I love that one. Even the Sesame Street gang laughed at their joke.
What a fantastic collection. The only thing missing for me is the end of the Muppet Vision 3D show they have at the parks: "So what do you think? Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?" "We can't, you old fool: we're bolted to the seats!!"
Waldorf-"I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show." Statler-"Why not? They were also responsible for the Bubonic Plague." Both-"Dohohohohohohoho!"
Some of my favorites. Statler: "Seriously, what'd you think of Miss Mousey?" Waldorf: "I loved her." Statler: "Me too." Piggy: "WHAT?!?!" Statler and Waldorf: "NO, WE DIDN'T!!!!" Piggy: "Thank you." Waldorf: "How do they do it?" Statler: "How do we watch it?" Waldorf: "WHY do we watch it?" Statler: "Why do YOU watch it?" Statler: "How long are we here for?" Waldorf: "Twenty years." Statler: "If I'd known that judge was giving us the box, I'd have asked for the chair." Statler: "Finally, we've seen them do a good show!!" Waldorf: "Good! Can we please stop coming now?" Statler: "You know, Gonzo would've been perfect for that movie he was gonna star in." Waldorf: "What movie was that?" Statler: "The Revenge of the Little Blue Geek!!" Statler: "Alright, Frog!! We watched the show!!" Waldorf: "Yeah!! Unlock the doors!!" Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?" Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!!" Waldorf: "He shouldn't have jumped. The show's not that bad." Statler: "Hey, you old fool!! You slept through the show!!" Waldorf: "Who's the fool? You *watched* it!!" Waldorf: "Well, the show tonight certainly didn't lay an egg." Chicken: "Brawk." Statler: "Wanna bet?"
@@sethcarlow8363 Statler: It can't be that bad Waldorf: The only thing it would be that bad is if they brought The Muppet Show back on the air. Statler: I stand corrected. Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Statler: Y'now Gonzo would've been perfect for that movie he was gonna star in. Waldorf: What movie was that? Statler: The Revenge of the Little Blue Geek!
I felt like Statler should’ve said.. “It went out with a bang!” On account of how explosive Jean’s rendition of Wild About Harry was, seriously what happened in his childhood that made him so.. crazy?!
Kermit: Hey, if you guys let me hide here, I’ll give you tickets to next week’s show! Statler & Waldorf: look at each other then toss Kermit out of the box Me if I was there: He should have offered you guys something else, huh?
Me: Why was Kermit hiding anyway? My Venom persona: Hiding from his wife. Me: And who's that? My Venom persona: Piggy. Both: *laugh hysterically* Seriously though why was Kermit hiding?
Waldorf: What did the avocado think? Avocado: It's the pits! All of them: HAHAHAHA! *and then the avocado falls over slightly screaming and then gets cut off from the next scene*. (Hehehe....a classic I say....a CLASSIC)!! Geeze I'm starting to act like my stupid dorky old dad...really! 😄😅
In this exact order... Don Knotts Linda Ronstadt Pearl Bailey Phyllis George Paul Simon Liberace Connie Stevens Johnny Cash Dizzy Gillespie Gilda Radner Charles Aznavour Judy Collins Melissa Manchester Jim Nabors Roy Clark Senor Wences Florence Henderson Jean Stapleton Harvey Korman Star Wars Cast Edgar Bergen Arlo Guthrie Marty Feldman Candice Bergen Diana Ross Raquel Welch Debbie Harry John Cleese George Burns Lola Falana Bernadette Peters Hal Linden Petula Clark Dudley Moore Elton John Marisa Berenson Phyllis Diller Christopher Reeve Roger Moore Cleo Laine Leslie Uggams Peter Sellers Liza Minnelli Twiggy Lesley Ann Warren Andy Williams Rudolf Nureyev Shields and Yarnell Brooke Shields Doug Henning
"Ya know, I'm fairly certain our current President has experience training animals." "Really? What makes you say that?" "Well he's been able to keep the same hare sitting on top of his head for years now!" "DOHOHOHOHO!"
Marvel: so what do you think about the justice league movie Statler: we liked Marvel: what you ahhhh Bangs head on wall Marvel: you liked that Waldorf: no we just wanted to see what happens if we said we did Both: dohohohoh Marvel:😤
Waldorf: “Can you believe this video had 17 dislikes? I was 1” Stalter: “Oh yeah? I do” Waldorf: “Why were you 1 too?” Stalter: “Nope I was the other 16” Both: *DOHOHOHO!!!*
with the MUPPETS JIM HENSON had some odd things and some good stuff too, when he had made the show and his old MUPPET had good be with both the PBS and this one his hands and feet is on the go and when then SAM and frineds was cool too, was looking for them to come and seeing him it working now , running the show now ,
Waldorf:"Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens."
Statler:"What?"
Waldorf:"It ends."
hahahahaha
06x1x2
0609x1x2
That's all folks!
@@armandogregorioplaza2772 Azmm
@@armandogregorioplaza2772 pam
Statler: "What kind of show would you call that?"
Waldorf: "Frankly, I'd call it quits."
Both look at each other, then look at the stage
Both yell: "Quits! Quits!"
That was savage.
2:28
Waldorf: “How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?”
Statler: “We don’t even know how to get out of this stupid theater box.”
God, I love that one. Even the Sesame Street gang laughed at their joke.
Statler: Hey you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who’s the fool. You watched the show. *laughs*
Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box."
What episode
I believe it was the episode with Marty Feldman, when they spoofed 1001 Arabian Nights
The gang even laughed at their joke
@@afifzahiruddinrohaizan52 pure Comedy
@@theresadeady587 The Muppet Show Season 5, Episode 18: Marty Feldman guest stars! : )
Robin: Can we stay here while work on our next merit badge?
Statler: Merit badge in what?
Robin: Grumpiness.
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Another last laugh I saw;
Stantler: Well, we definitely got our money's worth.
Waldorf: But we paid nothing.
Stantler: That's what we got.
Both laugh
Statler and Waldorf are actually funny. Their jokes get me every time!!!🌈🦄⭐👑🦊😆
What a fantastic collection. The only thing missing for me is the end of the Muppet Vision 3D show they have at the parks:
"So what do you think? Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?"
"We can't, you old fool: we're bolted to the seats!!"
3:58 Kermit: Hey if you guys let me hide here, I’ll give you tickets to next weeks show. Statler and Waldorf throw Kermit out the theater balcony.
And that’s how Kermit died
Waldorf-"I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show."
Statler-"Why not? They were also responsible for the Bubonic Plague."
Both-"Dohohohohohohoho!"
and Harry potter book 3. i am talking about Peter Pettigew ( wormtail ) who is a rat
@@sethcarlow8363 …I just realized the intended pun. And I want to kick myself; I love puns.
@@TrinityCore60 cool,it was really punny get it.
have a nice week and weekend.
Statler: so they blew up 1/2 the Theater
Waldorf: At least they blew up the right 1/2
Both: Theirs!
Waldorf: Well, this has been an evening to remember.
Statler: Why?
Waldorf: ... I forgot.
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Statler: Have you ever thought there must be life after death?
Waldolf: Everytime i leave this theater!
Statler laughs then pass out.
Some of my favorites.
Statler: "Seriously, what'd you think of Miss Mousey?"
Waldorf: "I loved her."
Statler: "Me too."
Piggy: "WHAT?!?!"
Statler and Waldorf: "NO, WE DIDN'T!!!!"
Piggy: "Thank you."
Waldorf: "How do they do it?"
Statler: "How do we watch it?"
Waldorf: "WHY do we watch it?"
Statler: "Why do YOU watch it?"
Statler: "How long are we here for?"
Waldorf: "Twenty years."
Statler: "If I'd known that judge was giving us the box, I'd have asked for the chair."
Statler: "Finally, we've seen them do a good show!!"
Waldorf: "Good! Can we please stop coming now?"
Statler: "You know, Gonzo would've been perfect for that movie he was gonna star in."
Waldorf: "What movie was that?"
Statler: "The Revenge of the Little Blue Geek!!"
Statler: "Alright, Frog!! We watched the show!!"
Waldorf: "Yeah!! Unlock the doors!!"
Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!!"
Waldorf: "He shouldn't have jumped. The show's not that bad."
Statler: "Hey, you old fool!! You slept through the show!!"
Waldorf: "Who's the fool? You *watched* it!!"
Waldorf: "Well, the show tonight certainly didn't lay an egg."
Chicken: "Brawk."
Statler: "Wanna bet?"
Waldorf: How do they do it?
Statler: How do we watch it?
Waldorf: WHY do we watch it?
Statler: Why do YOU watch it?
Loved that one!
becuse it's fun and funny.
be sides there is nothing good on Tv Many more.
it got worst.
@@sethcarlow8363 Statler: It can't be that bad
Waldorf: The only thing it would be that bad is if they brought The Muppet Show back on the air.
Statler: I stand corrected.
Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
@@ivanbutler5772 good one ha ha ha.
Zac/
Statler: How long are we here for?
Waldorf: 20 Years
Statler: If I'd known that judge was giving us the Box, I'd of asked the Chair!
Statler: Hey, you old fool! You slept through the show!
Waldorf: Who's a fool? You watched it!
0:28-0:35
STATLER: "Good Night."
WALDORF: "So Long"
(hands are stuck)
BOTH: "OH NO!"
What happened? They accidentally glued their hands on the the theatre box
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@@afifzahiruddinrohaizan52 azmeeuMw
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1:03
2:56
Robin: "Can we stay here while we we work on our next merit badge?"
Waldorf: "Merit badge in what?"
Robin: "Grumpiness"
BURN! Go Robin!
Kermit: "Hey if you guys let me hide here I'll give you tickets to next week's show"
*immediately throw him out*
I died laughing
"I HATE RUNNING GAGS!"
Homer said the same thing about chain reactions.
"I can't believe those rats were responsible for this show!"
"Why not? They were also responsible for the Bubonic Plague!"
GOLD!!!
0:21-0:27
Statler: Y'now Gonzo would've been perfect for that movie he was gonna star in.
Waldorf: What movie was that?
Statler: The Revenge of the Little Blue Geek!
Statler & Waldorf were the best & only reason to watch the Muppet show
Then it would be false advertising to get you to watch it!
Too bad that's not the only false thing about this show!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
"do you think this show is educational"
"yes it'll drive people to read books"
brilliant
0:41-0:48
Statler: "I wouldn't believe it, if I hadn't watched it"!
Waldorf: "Believe what"?
Statler: "I don't know, I wasn't watching"!
Statler:"I like that last number."
Waldorf:"What did you like about it?"
Statler:"It was the last number."
lol
This was my favorite comment of theirs
I felt like Statler should’ve said..
“It went out with a bang!”
On account of how explosive Jean’s rendition of Wild About Harry was, seriously what happened in his childhood that made him so.. crazy?!
“This show is AWFUL!”
“Terrible!”
“Disgusting!”
“Horrible!”
“See you next week?”
“Of course.”
Every reality show fan in a nutshell
5:08 Waldorf: "I'm gonna see my lawyer" Statler: "Why?" Waldorf: "I'm gonna find out if you can sue a show for breach of taste" HAHAHA 🤣
Waldorf: How do we know how to get to Sesame Street.
Statler: We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theaterbox.
I love camoes
HALOX30 LOL that was my favorite one
I LOVE that one! :D
At first, I thought Statler said, "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater."
I love cameos
3:58 "Hey, if you guys let me hide here, I'll give you tickets to next weeks show." Sooooooo goood!
Why was Kermit hiding anyway?
By the way, he should've known better that's not what the wanted.
@@afifzahiruddinrohaizan52 He’s being chased by Miss Piggy for ruining the wedding sketch
Statler: Well, I think I'll go to the dentist.
Waldorf: Now?
Statler: Sure. After is show, nothing hurts!
"Well, it's officially over." "What, Nintendo's E3 Coverage?" "No, their careers!" "DOH-HOHOHOHOHOHO!"
But seriously what did you think of miss mousy
I loved her, Me too
Piggy: WHAT!
No we didn't 🤣🤣
Kermit: Hey, if you guys let me hide here, I’ll give you tickets to next week’s show!
Statler & Waldorf: look at each other then toss Kermit out of the box
Me if I was there: He should have offered you guys something else, huh?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Why was Kermit hiding anyway?
My Venom persona: Hiding from his wife.
Me: And who's that?
My Venom persona: Piggy.
Both: *laugh hysterically*
Seriously though why was Kermit hiding?
@@afifzahiruddinrohaizan52 Piggy tried to trick him into marrying her during the show and he used Lew Zeland as an excuse to become a runaway groom.
“Well, this has been a night to remember.”
“Why?”
“... I forgot.”
“Like the French say: adios.”
“That’s Spanish.”
“I know. I don’t speak French.”
Waldorf: What did the avocado think?
Avocado: It's the pits!
All of them: HAHAHAHA! *and then the avocado falls over slightly screaming and then gets cut off from the next scene*. (Hehehe....a classic I say....a CLASSIC)!! Geeze I'm starting to act like my stupid dorky old dad...really! 😄😅
0:13
Just when you think this show is horrible, something wonderful happens.... What? It ends!!
ubergeeksteve 😅😅😅😅
I LOVE that one
Life in a nutshell
Waldolf: I loved it.
(Stanley pulls rope)
Waldolf: OH, I HATED IT!
I just love that one.
Alex Pembury It's Statler not Stanley
Waldorf: (falling) I hated it
What is this r&d tv?
4:05
Statler: Alright frog we watched the show.
Waldorf: Yeah, unlock the doors! LOL!!!
1:22 WE SURRENDER!
I love it that Jim Henson was heckling his own show.
3:51 - 3:57 my favorite part! LOL that chef has to to run away from the psycho chicken! So Hilarious!
2:41
Statler: ZZZZ
Waldorf: ZZZZ
Stanler: why do we always come here to the show
Waldorf: cuz we need meaning to pass away soon
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In this exact order...
Don Knotts
Linda Ronstadt
Pearl Bailey
Phyllis George
Paul Simon
Liberace
Connie Stevens
Johnny Cash
Dizzy Gillespie
Gilda Radner
Charles Aznavour
Judy Collins
Melissa Manchester
Jim Nabors
Roy Clark
Senor Wences
Florence Henderson
Jean Stapleton
Harvey Korman
Star Wars Cast
Edgar Bergen
Arlo Guthrie
Marty Feldman
Candice Bergen
Diana Ross
Raquel Welch
Debbie Harry
John Cleese
George Burns
Lola Falana
Bernadette Peters
Hal Linden
Petula Clark
Dudley Moore
Elton John
Marisa Berenson
Phyllis Diller
Christopher Reeve
Roger Moore
Cleo Laine
Leslie Uggams
Peter Sellers
Liza Minnelli
Twiggy
Lesley Ann Warren
Andy Williams
Rudolf Nureyev
Shields and Yarnell
Brooke Shields
Doug Henning
5:26 Teen Titans GO in a nutshell.
I love these guys hurts every time to laugh
1:50 is WOW!
4:41
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0:55 holy crap is that Astoria?! I'd given up trying to find clips of her! Astoria Waldorf.
2:27, awesome cameo!
"I think this show was medium. It wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done."
5:29 is Lewis Carrol's reaction to Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
5:22 this ending was scene at the end of 2 it’s the Muppets videos meet the Muppets and more Muppets please
5:21
Donald Trump's Presidency in a nutshell
"This is a presidency?"
"I thought it was the circus!"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
"Ya know, I'm fairly certain our current President has experience training animals."
"Really? What makes you say that?"
"Well he's been able to keep the same hare sitting on top of his head for years now!"
"DOHOHOHOHO!"
@@mattkingsbury9459 brilliant!
@@t-greenrock404 ROFL!!
Marvel: so what do you think about the justice league movie
Statler: we liked
Marvel: what you ahhhh
Bangs head on wall
Marvel: you liked that
Waldorf: no we just wanted to see what happens if we said we did
Both: dohohohoh
Marvel:😤
0:00 - 0:05
Playing Dokapon Kingdom in a nutshell.
The writing pure GENIUS!!!!)
the original twitter trolls! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
1:55 classic!
Waldorf: he should've jumped, the show's not that bad...
Ah, good old childhood
Thank you....
Those guys are so funny!
4:42: Well what did ya think?
*discord disconnection sound*
So cool!
So that's where the "ZZZ" tile that comes with the Waldorf Lego Collactable minifigure comes from!
Congratulations from germany
1:07 - OH, NO!
What do Statler & Waldorf do that they can afford a box seat at the theatre?
Steven Torrey maybe they own shares in Twitter
But their tickets are free (and some would say overpriced at that)!
I'm guessing it's a punishment
They're the official hecklers
Statler: Seriously what you think of Lana Loud?
Waldorf: I love her.
Statler: Me too.
Lola: WHAT?!
Both: NO WE DIDN'T!
Lola: Thank you!
Nice. Definitely fits. I could imagine it now how it played out at 3:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my favorite from this clip is when Statler and Waldorf's hands are stuck to the railing of the theater box.
Great stuff loved these two old bastards LoL
Waldorf: “Can you believe this video had 17 dislikes? I was 1”
Stalter: “Oh yeah? I do”
Waldorf: “Why were you 1 too?”
Stalter: “Nope I was the other 16”
Both: *DOHOHOHO!!!*
@@lukacunningham342 LoL funny person you are Luka.
bastards that,s accurate description
Waldorf: whats that noise
Statler: i think its lucas carol turning over in his grave
*BOTH LAUGH*
*Lewis Carroll🐰
@@danielgregory3295 We're surrounded by heathens.
These guys made the show
3:58 - 4:03 And yet they still come anyway.
Good to know.
with the MUPPETS JIM HENSON had some odd things and some good stuff too, when he had made the show and his old MUPPET had good be with both the PBS and this one his hands and feet is on the go and when then SAM and frineds was cool too, was looking for them to come and seeing him it working now , running the show now ,
Watch out!
*ducks flying Muppet*
WE SURRENDER!
They're the Ebert and Siskel of Vaudeville.
Statler: At least one thing about this show was good.
3:10 for reference to a certain infamous Stephen King movie.
What movie?
1:18 dis theatre is solid as a rock
Then he immediately falls. 😂
2:32 stupid theater box
VERY FUNNY
@@teamsakiandbackyardigansan9189 yes lol
@@milkphobic FUNNY
You know Waldorf , you have a kind chin.
3:32 You Know I never liked their theme music. Neither did I. You Promised.
É essss,Wryu
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Azaadc
2:56 - 3:03 Those two got roasted like meat.
5:37 That’s all folks!
2:25 LOL
Still hilarious!
those fools gave me some give laughs
WALDORF TO STADLER THINKING OF SEEING A DOCTOR STADLER WHY! WALDORF IAM BEGINING TO LIKE THE SHOW
no we don't no how to get to sesame Street 😂
That's one of my favorites
We don't know how to get out of this stupid theatre box
You know Waldorf we can watch this show the easy way or the hard way. Who's jumping first , you or me.
2:28 what season/episode is this and who was the guest star of this show.
Because this is amazing
@Aiden the Tech Boy sweet.
and thank you ^^
(Statler) I thought for once this show really caught on fire. (Laughing)
“I thought it would burn itself out, same as ALWAYS!!😅😅😅😅😅
(Waldorf and Statler Laughing)
Stadler i liked that last number waldorf what did you like about it !stadler! It was the last number