Simon is the definitive of non bias reporting. He never gets too emotional or offended. He asks questions and allows the guest to talk without trying to sway the conversation in a certain direction.
General-How old are you? Simon-đđ€ General-Im asking you! How old are you? Simon-Im in my 40s General-How old were you when we started? Simon-I was under 10 đđ€ General-tell them! How old were you? Look at them. Simon-đđ€ Simon-I was under 10 lol That exchange was gold đđđđ
He seems to be acting dumb so he can touch any theme with some kind of innocence, the other guy stumble all the time but can't really accuse him of anything, is like a fucking skit true, I really want him to be the smart person in the room and not just an unintentionally funny interviewer lol
@@emanuellopez8578 he could be dumbing it down for regular Ugandans. It's an undeveloped country. Uganda also consumes the most alcohol out of all the African countries.
@@emanuellopez8578 Yeah he's always like that in every interviews đ but I think that's just his method. He's a good interviewer and he knows exactly what he's doing.
Mmm hmm Olaba Olaba! Dey say sodome we say human rights We ask them to see anotha they say seksual minorites.. COOONFUSION OF DE HIGHAST ORDA ! âđŸđšđŸâđŠČ
He probably had ptsd. He was one of the first African American soldiers who trained in fort Leavenworth in the early 90s and he was professional artillery soldier.
1:27 "You're retired but you seem to be causing a lot of chaos"
Another great line from Simon đ
Simon only delivers gr8 lines
Kaggwa is the epitome of greatness.
Simon is the definitive of non bias reporting. He never gets too emotional or offended. He asks questions and allows the guest to talk without trying to sway the conversation in a certain direction.
Thank you
@@simonkaggwanjala Simon also gae
@@akashgeorge5433 you need to attend Pasta's rehabilitation senta.
@@simonkaggwanjala you need to attend pasta male's sessions
Literally Ugandas Tucker Carlsonđ€Ł
I love this interviewer. Please, more of him.
he is hillarious! am sure this video will be edited my the meme world lol
*Interviewa
Thank you for coming in.
â@simonkaggwanjala where can we get more material?love from South Africa
Interviewer â@@Javierasous
0:51 âI feel concerned you are sitting near me â great start to an interview
Guest : âI feel a bit concernedâ
.....
Simon : âDoesnât dat mek yo gae ?â
He is was scared to be acused of being gae
Its very funny because it is coming frm a general
who else was expecting Pasta to come in towards the end of the interview
*Simon Kawgga is a pro at answering a question with another question*
"so who is gea?"
15:42 'Who is it?' đ
@@tyersalladam4735 it is Onzima.
Simon Kagwa Njalla
Very true! Iâve noticed that pattern đ
General-How old are you?
Simon-đđ€
General-Im asking you! How old are you?
Simon-Im in my 40s
General-How old were you when we started?
Simon-I was under 10 đđ€
General-tell them! How old were you? Look at them.
Simon-đđ€
Simon-I was under 10 lol
That exchange was gold đđđđ
Interviewer: How are you?
General: Who said I'm gay?
He is geh.
The general is drunk afđ
Confusion of da highest "orda"
- Why are you a general?
- Who's a general?
- You're a general.
Half of generalâs answers are a mystery
What do you mean? He said AmerikKka is evil and that is no mystery
The reporter makes good eye contact!
He does sth more than an eye contact. It's more like a death stare
"Look at them. Tell them"
" Yes I was under 10 when you came in"
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Bru is this interviewer serious? đ. I swear this has to be some adult swim troll interviewer đ
He seems to be acting dumb so he can touch any theme with some kind of innocence, the other guy stumble all the time but can't really accuse him of anything, is like a fucking skit true, I really want him to be the smart person in the room and not just an unintentionally funny interviewer lol
Don't criticise my job.
@@emanuellopez8578 he could be dumbing it down for regular Ugandans. It's an undeveloped country. Uganda also consumes the most alcohol out of all the African countries.
@@emanuellopez8578 Yeah he's always like that in every interviews đ but I think that's just his method. He's a good interviewer and he knows exactly what he's doing.
I agree. He seems pretty fair and informed but not afraid to ask the hard questions.
Chilliest general ever
This guy has MASSIVE hands
You are gae?
Simon: "Are you campaigning for President Museveni?"
General: "Sure"
Simon: "I thought you're weak"
I miss papa pasta đđ
Where pasta sempa these days?
I was hoping he'd pop up as he tends to do in most interviews lol.
@@SONOFJUDAH0203 he has a youtube channel
I must visit Uganda. People are great and speak their mind, none of the two faced smooth talking bs in the west.
It's great! IAnd if you are gay you can stay FOREVER in Uganda!
đA man who has chosen to retire with his dog? Did I hear that right?
I also heard that
â General⊠why are you gray? â
So who is gray? đ
@@paolorossi784 You. You are grayâŠ. đ
Where is Pasta Sempa? đ
Really
Has disorder of the hiiiighst orda
He's about to storm in dont worryđ
I was waiting for Pasta coming in with a cucumber and ask him "wye r u gae"
That has to be the coolest đ general eva
Simon : Im the host you are the guest
Miriyan : let me talk while you be quite
Simon : ok..
I'm not even interested in my country's politics as much as I am in Uganda's. Simon and Pasta have to do with it.
Black man having black sun glasses inside a house with a comedian intervewer.
He is pro interviewer
The Interviewer is actually great đđŸđđŸ. The General is still very loyal to Museveni clearly
The General looks like Djimon Hounsou with a white beard đ
3:43 Simon: do you belong to the school of thought that thinks the general should rule ETERNALLY?
Simon is not just a journalist he is a philosopher
âBefore we proceedâ You have chosen death already sitting in front of this guy!!
I admire the Generals forthrightness, no B.S., tells it like it is.
if this is how their generals are, I am afraid Uganda is doomed
I would love to have a conversation with Simon or be interviewed by himđđđ
Master Roshi in real life!
General looks like uncle Ruckus.
I appreciate you uploading the full interviews. :)
Not sure how it's hilarious though, this one is just straight interesting.
When âwhy are u gaeâ meets âwhy are you guys coming up with a lot of crapâ?
Note that you never see General and Samuel L Jackson in the same place at the same time⊠A bit like Clarke Kent and Superman đł
now he needs to interview the general and pasta at the same time
General looks like he wouldn't tolerate Pasta's lack of punctuality...
@@claregabriel1112 pasta was busy buying veggies at the grocery store đ€Łđ€Ł
this character looks so deep, we need a netflix series or something
Genro it's a stoic man đđ
Damn he said they made him an honorary citizen of Leavenworth, KS. Respect! đ«Ą
To feed fans and trolls he should have ask him "Why are u gae"?
What kind of general is that đ€Łđ€Ł
He was probs longest surviving in his regiment so they just made him general đđđ
@@chefbezos. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł certainly
@@chefbezos. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
One whose high as a kite 99 percent of the time
A cool one đ
Uganda is in good hands.
Not me waiting for Pasta Sempa to come inđ.
"You're retired but you seem to be causing alot of chaos"đ
Mmm hmm Olaba Olaba!
Dey say sodome we say human rights
We ask them to see anotha they say seksual minorites.. COOONFUSION OF DE HIGHAST ORDA ! âđŸđšđŸâđŠČ
Mr. Simon where are you? We need your reporting. You are a world treasure.
Thank you for coming in. Why are you geh?
Who says I'm geh?
@@erj9081 you are geh
Is this general came out from an Hideo Kojima game?
The intro is so good
My God, this guy is so funnny
12:00 What is funneh?
Village called NN kenneehhh đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
NKENNEEEEEEEHHH
i wish Simon Kawgga meet Simon Cowell
General Bill Russell
This feels 1990zzz
Facebook brought me heređđđ Simon Kagwa Njala is a legend.
"What's wrong with this country.. especially you.. err the media."
Do you think of Uganda after M7
This man is genuine and interesting while interviewing.
For God and my country đșđŹ
General; Who is Tumokunde?
Simon; Who is Tumokunde?
General; He's a very smart guy & we do worry about him
Hilariousđ
General NAM'BAH
this man is impressiveđ !!
Kaggwa, please launch your tour around the world.
- Reading between the lines
- What lines?
"Your an idiot" " mocombe is an idiot?" 3:06
He said, "he's an idiot"
12:25 Woo! Woo! Woo! đ
Lolololol
When you join the army you become a number
Tgiswhole interview is a mystery đđđ
Connection is disconnected đ„Ž
absolute god. legend
Who else heard that fart before the interviewđ
I'm in my 40s đđđŸ
De General of Uganda
4:14 đđ Como cuando mi mamĂĄ me grita en frente de sus invitados importantes.
Is the beard guy the Sadhguru of Uganda?
No Pasta?
And we got coronas
Kasiriye ggwanga..
The village is called what? đ
he didnt even say anything and im already laughing
Where are you going?
Bro someone just farted 0:06 đ listen carefully
Simon kagwa njala : Minista of Intaviwa , an autspokan topika discusion , an morning breze, how should i discribe you...?
General was high up on crack đ
What is the name of this general? someone
That is not PUMA on his cap đ
Ofc not! Its a BLACK PANNTHAA! đ
It's not PUMA, it's PUNA đ€Łđđ€Łđ
And Pasta?
Partizan my Nose
Woowoowoowoo is dat Ugandan fa Bla Bla Bla Blahh??
Send this general to woke western Europe!
Where's pasta?
Idk the general is drunk af or he is in a confusion of daa highest ordaaa ?
He probably had ptsd. He was one of the first African American soldiers who trained in fort Leavenworth in the early 90s and he was professional artillery soldier.
Pasta sampa
What is "chuku-chuku"?
He looks high asf
Why African officials and former officials feel so self-important? He talks like he's some sort of a big shot.
Heâs drunk
We have that kind of people in South America too.
Trust me US generals act the same way too
He says he made Uganda. We donât know what he may have done for Uganda. đ€·đœââïž
Rip general kasirye Gwanga
Noooooooo!!!
This guy seems burnt out
5:44 Did he say like he never âf_ ckâ with them?