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  • @4g3nt06
    @4g3nt06 Pƙed 2 lety +30259

    I was like "wtf why did he censor the money"
    Lol

  • @iloveeggplant946
    @iloveeggplant946 Pƙed 2 lety +9726

    "give me that purse"
    "BUT SIR!"
    "I SAID, GIVE ME THAT PURSE!"

    • @AryaXVII
      @AryaXVII Pƙed 2 lety +66

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @afabulousmegalodon5781
      @afabulousmegalodon5781 Pƙed 2 lety +169

      I understood that reference

    • @kamrulachhangte9908
      @kamrulachhangte9908 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      😂😂😂

    • @evokz8070
      @evokz8070 Pƙed 2 lety +23

      Lmao thought the same

    • @migglejoe1008
      @migglejoe1008 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      You better give him credit or he’ll call you out for stealing 😂

  • @WickedToxic
    @WickedToxic Pƙed rokem +134

    That coin purse is a cursed object.

    • @hanonondricek411
      @hanonondricek411 Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +2

      I was going to say the same thing. He also has a flesh block with a motorized eye that is just as terrifying.

  • @divinesuster
    @divinesuster Pƙed rokem +638

    Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let me near that mouth, I’m bout to do something atrocious once out of sight.

  • @buttonupshirt8823
    @buttonupshirt8823 Pƙed 2 lety +4577

    "SIR SIR"
    "BRING ME THAT COIN PURSE"
    "BUT SIR"

    • @kuriyamamirai1921
      @kuriyamamirai1921 Pƙed 2 lety +218

      I SAID BRING ME THAT COIN PURSE

    • @youngtc7754
      @youngtc7754 Pƙed 2 lety +52

      DownBadMan... niiice!! He says that, ALL while breathing heavily and sweating his ass off!! The glasses may or may not, go flying at some point!

    • @youngtc7754
      @youngtc7754 Pƙed 2 lety +20

      I can see it all happening in my mind right NOW!!

    • @drballs-zd6ye
      @drballs-zd6ye Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @jarobborja8420
      @jarobborja8420 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      hahahaha

  • @DJB1izzard
    @DJB1izzard Pƙed 2 lety +3405

    Cashier: "dude, why are these coins so slimy?"

  • @grantsnell6782
    @grantsnell6782 Pƙed rokem +7

    The slightly crooked tooth is a nice touch!

  • @SupercoolRadicool
    @SupercoolRadicool Pƙed rokem +263

    I’m gonna be using that coin purse for a lot more than just coins 😈

  • @Liyahtaliah
    @Liyahtaliah Pƙed 2 lety +8499

    “Put your money where your mouth is” has a literal meaning lol

  • @Lianmin27
    @Lianmin27 Pƙed 2 lety +3423

    The coin purse
    *"Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do."*

    • @EaZea
      @EaZea Pƙed 2 lety +40

      Anime pfp

    • @fairisu
      @fairisu Pƙed 2 lety +102

      @@EaZea what're you implying here???

    • @ItsBlaze003
      @ItsBlaze003 Pƙed 2 lety +73

      @@fairisu He just wants some sauce

    • @Tetopettenson1
      @Tetopettenson1 Pƙed 2 lety +30

      you just have to shave his facial hair

    • @fairisu
      @fairisu Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@ItsBlaze003 oh... I'm so dumb thanks lol. Don't know the sauce btw soz

  • @KYNG_DARK
    @KYNG_DARK Pƙed rokem +5

    He got the GTA san andreas graphics enabled

  • @theeleventhhour835
    @theeleventhhour835 Pƙed rokem +11

    Someday imma get the full set of human looking stuff and make a person just like Frankenstein always wanted

  • @okiagreebut5609
    @okiagreebut5609 Pƙed 2 lety +3326

    "Get me that purse"
    "But sir!"
    "I said get me that purse now!"
    "Sir!"

    • @ViperPain141
      @ViperPain141 Pƙed 2 lety +23

      Bruh

    • @sourleafwater8576
      @sourleafwater8576 Pƙed 2 lety +63

      **sweats intensely**

    • @-Sam69
      @-Sam69 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      That wasn’t even creative you didn’t even say how the man would make dirty jokes to finish

    • @kiritosan6794
      @kiritosan6794 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      Get me that pure
      But sir your not a girl what do you need it for
      I need to see if it can make something else clap
      Sir
      Get me that purse

    • @CheeseburgerDaBear
      @CheeseburgerDaBear Pƙed 2 lety +2

      TIHI

  • @autumnassassin8263
    @autumnassassin8263 Pƙed 2 lety +15935

    "That'll be $50 sir"
    *opens realistic mouth purse and pulls out a brick of low poly money
    "Keep the change"

  • @seanbfishin9714
    @seanbfishin9714 Pƙed rokem +15

    "I know what I'm about to do but I don't know if I have the power to do it."
    Kylo Ren

  • @synxxx__3160
    @synxxx__3160 Pƙed rokem +7

    Bro this guy owns anything you can dream of.

  • @mericanv1nce183
    @mericanv1nce183 Pƙed 2 lety +2848

    "It's made of rubber"
    Proceeds to sound like heavy plastic

    • @rayloanghelli3657
      @rayloanghelli3657 Pƙed 2 lety +20

      Proceeds to say “Heavy plastic”

    • @mericanv1nce183
      @mericanv1nce183 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      @@rayloanghelli3657 proceeds to say "Proceeds"

    • @wasabithumbs6294
      @wasabithumbs6294 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Uh oh, someone forgot to set $nolod and $surfaceprop in the QC files, looks like we're gonna have to recompile the VPK again
      Sometimes you make jokes for yourself :)

    • @mericanv1nce183
      @mericanv1nce183 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@wasabithumbs6294 hehe that made me chuckle

    • @hk5572
      @hk5572 Pƙed 2 lety

      Well if he's gonna wack it on his glass then yes

  • @jacarelvis6134
    @jacarelvis6134 Pƙed 2 lety +7478

    As a wise man once said
    *"Anything can be a fleshlight if you're brave enough."*

    • @spontaksback
      @spontaksback Pƙed 2 lety +91

      Charlie?! Is that you bro

    • @hiimnorm3553
      @hiimnorm3553 Pƙed 2 lety +51

      No it was a dildo

    • @axis19752
      @axis19752 Pƙed 2 lety +185

      Aw nah. That's a "Flesh Bite" not a Fleshlight. Bugger that 😂

    • @LilPGKing
      @LilPGKing Pƙed 2 lety +21

      That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking lmaooo

    • @NathanielClay
      @NathanielClay Pƙed 2 lety +9

      @@axis19752 your comment made my day

  • @daisysmith5735
    @daisysmith5735 Pƙed rokem +2

    Money:blurted money
    The liquid:just a liquid
    Moth:
    MR KIWIIIIII

  • @TheOneAndOnlyMelon6
    @TheOneAndOnlyMelon6 Pƙed rokem +4

    “It’s made of rubber,”
    **hollow plastic sound intensifies**

  • @akaTandy
    @akaTandy Pƙed 2 lety +9441

    “I need that purse”
    “To store change, right?”
    “
”
    “To store change
 right?”

  • @robbieabbasi4773
    @robbieabbasi4773 Pƙed 2 lety +6347

    Man, you DELIVERED when you said bizarre. Every item was so interesting.

    • @Unknown-is9xt
      @Unknown-is9xt Pƙed 2 lety +22

      Man that last one seems pretty suspicious

    • @danielgonzales8279
      @danielgonzales8279 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      As I read this comment, I forgot the the third item....still can't remember it!!

    • @Qiswhattheycallme
      @Qiswhattheycallme Pƙed 2 lety +2

      I want one of those coin purses to freak out my friends!❀

    • @maybenot1129
      @maybenot1129 Pƙed 2 lety

      I dont think interesting is the right word

    • @Unknown-is9xt
      @Unknown-is9xt Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@maybenot1129 Do you have anything better to say

  • @Timosha__
    @Timosha__ Pƙed rokem +5

    I would like to watch how airport security officers would react on these.

  • @johnrowley3721
    @johnrowley3721 Pƙed rokem +22

    That coin purse would be handy should anyone ask you to cough up the cash! 😁👍

    • @LunarLanterns
      @LunarLanterns Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +1

      This should have been the top comment.

  • @Jakeshapedworld
    @Jakeshapedworld Pƙed 2 lety +2803

    “It’s made of rubber” *hauntingly metallic clunking*

  • @C0sm0sis
    @C0sm0sis Pƙed 2 lety +5058

    That coin purse gonna have people like: My mind's telling me no. But my body is telling me yes.

  • @therustynovel7911
    @therustynovel7911 Pƙed rokem +3

    “Bring me that thing.”
    “But Sir!”

  • @Awfulcheese
    @Awfulcheese Pƙed rokem +2

    Bro this comment section got me 💀

  • @holy-wankenobi8743
    @holy-wankenobi8743 Pƙed 2 lety +3697

    Ah yes, the old “it’s just a weird coin purse excuse”

    • @omnisexualidiot3750
      @omnisexualidiot3750 Pƙed 2 lety +157

      Sir-
      I hate to break it to you but that coin purse is to small for any self respecting man to use as anything else.

    • @mazzyy5915
      @mazzyy5915 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Hahahahaha

    • @leoncer4719
      @leoncer4719 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      @@omnisexualidiot3750 Touché XDD

    • @Letizia2810
      @Letizia2810 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      @@omnisexualidiot3750 maybe is not for men



    • @jaymorgan8013
      @jaymorgan8013 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Hope he cleans it.

  • @Emily-nd1vo
    @Emily-nd1vo Pƙed 2 lety +6420

    As a robber, I would advise to specifically avoid robbing the dude wearing the lower part of a human’s face as a purse

  • @AdenSpudShorts
    @AdenSpudShorts Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

    The mouse is terrifying and you know it Chris

  • @ivanchavez6226
    @ivanchavez6226 Pƙed 2 lety +25281

    That’s the stack of money GTA Characters drop when you kill them.

  • @alexcinx
    @alexcinx Pƙed 2 lety +2352

    Imagine you’re getting robbed and when the thief asks for your wallet you pull out THAT

    • @BourdeoixEterno
      @BourdeoixEterno Pƙed 2 lety +72

      He’d take that shi

    • @shubham.1172
      @shubham.1172 Pƙed 2 lety +293

      And then you handover the blurred block of cash.

    • @Stonedsheepu8906
      @Stonedsheepu8906 Pƙed 2 lety +117

      AY! GIMME ALL YO MONEY! I AIN'T PLAYIN!!!
      Me: okay okay! *pulls out mouth purse and fumbles through it*
      Bro wtf? You know what? Nevermind. I dont want your money. Nasty...

    • @alqaadi9858
      @alqaadi9858 Pƙed 2 lety +42

      Yo wanna see this cool liquid. It literally boils with your hand

    • @alejandroplazuelo
      @alejandroplazuelo Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@alqaadi9858 underrated comment

  • @Toxikyle1
    @Toxikyle1 Pƙed rokem +1

    That first one is how the whole world looks without my glasses on😂

  • @jungkook4208
    @jungkook4208 Pƙed rokem +1

    technology is getting scarier day by day

  • @dsy457
    @dsy457 Pƙed 2 lety +1615

    The coin purse looks more like a dangerous fleshlight.

    • @YourMom_._
      @YourMom_._ Pƙed 2 lety +68

      I was looking for a comment like this

    • @patricecipher6457
      @patricecipher6457 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Bro đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

    • @iansarmiento23
      @iansarmiento23 Pƙed 2 lety +102

      Anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough

    • @YourMom_._
      @YourMom_._ Pƙed 2 lety +32

      @@iansarmiento23 but the way those teeth clamp down tho..ouch.

    • @Jadenity
      @Jadenity Pƙed 2 lety +4

      That's what I was thinking... Creepy as f

  • @inusara9306
    @inusara9306 Pƙed 2 lety +5400

    "This is a coin purse"
    So yeah, remember when Vibrators were *supposed* to be back massagers?

    • @TheNamesArif
      @TheNamesArif Pƙed 2 lety +292

      But some horny women had an idea

    • @funnyteacherman
      @funnyteacherman Pƙed 2 lety +448

      This is not the case, actually! Back in the Dayℱ, doctors often diagnosed women with something called "female hysteria", a catch-all condition for whatever "problems" a woman was dealing with. The treatment for hysteria was simple - the doctor would come and stimulate the clitoral region. This wasn't considered sexual, because at the time it was believed that women couldn't have orgasms without penetration. The treatment usually led to doctors getting carpal tunnel, though, so alternate methods started being tested (including a water canon). When home appliances started becoming electric, folks were quick to come up with what would become the most popular solution to the problem: the vibrator! The vibrator was the fifth electric appliance ever invented.
      That being said, the idea of using the weird mouth coin purse as a very toothy fleshlight is pretty hilarious.

    • @SonsOfMercuryMusic
      @SonsOfMercuryMusic Pƙed 2 lety +184

      Cleopatra made the first vibrator, it had bees in it

    • @ccjangel1002
      @ccjangel1002 Pƙed 2 lety +33

      @@SonsOfMercuryMusic 😳

    • @warwolver5359
      @warwolver5359 Pƙed 2 lety +91

      @@SonsOfMercuryMusic so humans have always been horni

  • @jaywholoveseveryone1721
    @jaywholoveseveryone1721 Pƙed rokem +1

    😂 I'm laughing like a mofo at myself because I just said😂 "Why the fu*k did he blurr the money..."😂 as he said "...I didn't blurr the money..."😂

  • @blurpacola512
    @blurpacola512 Pƙed rokem +2

    " GIVE ME THAT BIZARE COIN PURSE! "
    " But sir- "
    " I SAAAID, GIVE ME THAT BIZARE COIN PURSE! "

  • @Saltytoastplebs
    @Saltytoastplebs Pƙed 2 lety +14708

    Her: "Hey can you go and get me a coin purse"
    Him: *brings back this*
    Her: "I said a coin purse not a fleshlight"

    • @VortexKiller2
      @VortexKiller2 Pƙed 2 lety +487

      It sure has multiple purposes😏

    • @sxdlyn9436
      @sxdlyn9436 Pƙed 2 lety +354

      I was thinking of someone would use it as a fleshlight till I saw the teeth close

    • @comosediceesoo681
      @comosediceesoo681 Pƙed 2 lety +163

      But that would be a gay Fleshlight

    • @harveyhp2002
      @harveyhp2002 Pƙed 2 lety +87

      @@comosediceesoo681 Exactly lol

    • @PaciifistKJC
      @PaciifistKJC Pƙed 2 lety +74

      I was waiting for a comment like this thank God I'm not the only one with a dirty mind

  • @ovassive5484
    @ovassive5484 Pƙed 2 lety +5252

    The first one was something a gamer would collect. The second one scientifically cool. The third one was just straight absurd LMAO.

  • @hexaswift1862
    @hexaswift1862 Pƙed rokem +1

    OK, first the realistic eye, now the mouth. I'm genuinely afraid of what's gonna come next...

  • @anuragmishra8349
    @anuragmishra8349 Pƙed rokem +5

    The mouth is really useful if it does not have moustache 🌚🌚

  • @yashjain935
    @yashjain935 Pƙed 2 lety +7048

    That purse is honestly the most horrific yet fascinating thing I've ever seen

    • @sneko7568
      @sneko7568 Pƙed 2 lety +73

      Everyone vibe till some guy unzips his pants

    • @nicki322
      @nicki322 Pƙed 2 lety +36

      Can you buy a woman version asking for a friend 👀

    • @yuxinn2019
      @yuxinn2019 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      They actually also sell a dice cube thing with an eye. Does it blink? Yes, yes it does. These things are incredibly detailed and feels really real, but of course, cost a fortune.

    • @alysynwonderland2616
      @alysynwonderland2616 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Creepy mouth and teeth

    • @monosidmusic
      @monosidmusic Pƙed 2 lety +4

      A woman mouth version would not bw though

  • @berrykid9616
    @berrykid9616 Pƙed 2 lety +8374

    The first one messed with my eyes, the second one looked like a cool science project, and the third one just has me thoroughly disturbed.

  • @EnforcedPolicy
    @EnforcedPolicy Pƙed rokem +1

    For those asking: it's a hand boiler

  • @Giggaty
    @Giggaty Pƙed rokem +2

    What a fun, quirky and interesting coin purse. I sure wonder what ELSE it could be used for? đŸ€”

  • @chiggiebeese1826
    @chiggiebeese1826 Pƙed 2 lety +17576

    Ah yes a “coin purse” that has no other use other than that of a coin purse. I will be putting only coins in that coin purse and definitely not something long and cylindrical yes.

    • @leegee1839
      @leegee1839 Pƙed 2 lety +1501

      I'm so glad there was a comment like this. I was specifically looking for this. Thank you lmao

    • @jeanfabien007
      @jeanfabien007 Pƙed 2 lety +1628

      Is there a femalle version of this wonderful purse ? Thats for a friend

    • @meowify69420
      @meowify69420 Pƙed 2 lety +271

      @@jeanfabien007 yo

    • @gusc6785
      @gusc6785 Pƙed 2 lety +505

      @@jeanfabien007 who's to say Its not female with stubble

    • @TeacupTSauceror
      @TeacupTSauceror Pƙed 2 lety +407

      Yeah it would be perfect for slicing hot dogs đŸ€—

  • @simontwosheds
    @simontwosheds Pƙed 2 lety +8495

    "this is from a Japanese artist"
    Me: of course it is.

    • @parish6348
      @parish6348 Pƙed 2 lety +24

      gotcha

    • @iloveoppaio7541
      @iloveoppaio7541 Pƙed rokem +64

      Haha...where da fak did the tentacles go..

    • @belugaYT
      @belugaYT Pƙed rokem

      @@iloveoppaio7541 đŸ˜±đŸ˜¶Do you know what tentacles mean in Japanese? It means the tentacles are raping someone

    • @abcyclonz
      @abcyclonz Pƙed rokem +29

      @@Alex-bc3xe better culture than most

    • @ItsmeBish584
      @ItsmeBish584 Pƙed rokem

      @@abcyclonz if killing off and eating nearly every sea creature in existence is better then I guess

  • @shrinamsameer
    @shrinamsameer Pƙed rokem +1

    When you realise how Remo used the 2nd item to fool nandini

  • @gussmann6580
    @gussmann6580 Pƙed 2 lety +6311

    This takes “put your money where your mouth is” to a whole new level 😂 😂

  • @AlexXanderMarketing
    @AlexXanderMarketing Pƙed rokem +6511

    “Does that coin purse come in a female version?”
    - someone probably

    • @Mikeyriffs
      @Mikeyriffs Pƙed rokem +291

      Hahahaha probably someone else would say. “Where can I buy it” my friend asked

    • @PrimeDiam
      @PrimeDiam Pƙed rokem +54

      and the comment below this one says this and the reply above lmao

    • @Just_Shaun
      @Just_Shaun Pƙed rokem +125

      More like “Does that coin purse come with a different hole.” I'm sorry I'll just leave...

    • @Mikeyriffs
      @Mikeyriffs Pƙed rokem +52

      @@Just_Shaun I mean does it?? This guy asked not me btw

    • @obamagamer1694
      @obamagamer1694 Pƙed rokem +13

      If it does I need one

  • @_J.B.S._
    @_J.B.S._ Pƙed rokem +1

    I once had a lamp that was shaped similarly to that thing with water in it and it worked similarly too. Obviously it wasn’t warmed by hand temperature but the warmth from the lamp heated the water and made it rise through different levels of bubbles and then start to bubble. A very fund and intriguing thing. Sadly I accidentally knocking on down on the floor when I was a kid a of course the entire thing broke. I’ve tried to find similar lamps but with no luck, the one I got it from originally was my grandma and where she got it from I have no idea đŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïž I would love to find a new one though, if anyone got any tips of where I can find objects like these (not the “moth” purse or the “censored” money block) then please let me know 😊 Edit: sorry for poor grammar

  • @nghtwng1572
    @nghtwng1572 Pƙed rokem +1

    The cash thing made my eyes go "🔃🔄"

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Pƙed 2 lety +20208

    I love the blurry money block

  • @goldenpony822
    @goldenpony822 Pƙed 2 lety +1800

    At first I was like "why would he blurr out a stack of cash??" đŸ€Ł

  • @Bonsai_tree3
    @Bonsai_tree3 Pƙed rokem +1

    When I saw the money I thought my eyes were lagging 💀

  • @Pozzzeeeee
    @Pozzzeeeee Pƙed 13 dny +1

    "Hear me out" 💀💀

  • @Liquidchungus
    @Liquidchungus Pƙed 2 lety +1248

    “Coin purse” man just shows us his fleshlight and pretends we wouldn’t even notice

    • @since1876
      @since1876 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      I thought I was on pornhub for a minute until I realized you are supposed to put quarters in it...

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@since1876 no. HE is the one saying you put coins in it. But lets be real, out of these 3 items he uses probably 1 of these and i think we all know he doesn’t carry coins around, in a coin purse, on a daily basis, or even often for that matter.

    • @since1876
      @since1876 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@TheStunnerFTW I have no idea what your reply has to do with my comment....

    • @Autistic_Cl0wn
      @Autistic_Cl0wn Pƙed 2 lety

      I was literally thinking the same thing.

    • @reyrex4938
      @reyrex4938 Pƙed 2 lety

      A fleshlight with teeth? These kinks have ventured too far

  • @willquinlan5062
    @willquinlan5062 Pƙed 2 lety +2080

    “Coin purse” So that’s what we are calling it now.

  • @ubaldomicelli6632
    @ubaldomicelli6632 Pƙed rokem +1

    "coin purse" sure, literally no one is gonna use that like a purse

  • @aikoooow
    @aikoooow Pƙed rokem

    I felt like he warned me when he said "Listen to the sound"

  • @armyguy3
    @armyguy3 Pƙed rokem +2

    quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, It's in a coin purse this time.

  • @judyyougotthis
    @judyyougotthis Pƙed 2 lety +3366

    I seriously thought you were blurring the money brick to guard against counterfeiting or something.... and I could totally see you rocking the coin purse necklace!!

  • @infinitevirus4826
    @infinitevirus4826 Pƙed 2 lety +5782

    "If theres a hole, *theres a goal"* - Sun Tsu: Art Of War

    • @shamita5758
      @shamita5758 Pƙed 2 lety +51

      💀

    • @tonystarkkkkk
      @tonystarkkkkk Pƙed 2 lety +11

      😂😂😂

    • @Johncena-cr9ov
      @Johncena-cr9ov Pƙed 2 lety +83

      "Don't waste you're goal for a hole" - master oogway

    • @T.L.96
      @T.L.96 Pƙed 2 lety +61

      “Any hole is a goal”
      -RuPauls Drag Race

    • @smmarawls1195
      @smmarawls1195 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      That’s a guys mouth

  • @patrikkis3584
    @patrikkis3584 Pƙed rokem +5

    Imagine if your first job is at a little 0-24 store. You're doing the night shift, bored af, so you light up a joint. And couple of minutes pass by, someone comes in and pays a soda from that mouth in his neck 😳

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

    Someone out there has most definitely bought one of those purses for other reasons

  • @box7646
    @box7646 Pƙed 2 lety +3121

    Imagine just handing that stack of cash to the cashier and when he questions you just be like "naw bro you just gotta update your graphics card"

    • @yvonnesumrow4195
      @yvonnesumrow4195 Pƙed 2 lety +84

      "Nah, your eyes aren't blurring your just dazed by what your holding".

    • @ncxo1975
      @ncxo1975 Pƙed 2 lety +19

      He needs that extra 1 fps

    • @rdblocks5490
      @rdblocks5490 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      Your gpu is so outdated bruh

    • @Person-cv9dj
      @Person-cv9dj Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Its bot rendered in yet just try reloging

    • @frantisekfojt8688
      @frantisekfojt8688 Pƙed 2 lety

      You made me choke on my food

  • @tft6182
    @tft6182 Pƙed 2 lety +4818

    "What did you lose your virginity to?"
    "My coin purse."

  • @EXtrmis
    @EXtrmis Pƙed rokem

    Everybody gangsta until One night the purse start singing at 3 am

  • @Cathy-kk6lo
    @Cathy-kk6lo Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

    That coin purse is CRAZY!!😆

  • @moochers123
    @moochers123 Pƙed 2 lety +694

    *at gunpoint*
    "Give me your purse now!!"
    *pulls that shit out*
    "You know what, nevermind. You can keep it."

    • @mimi-ix3fb
      @mimi-ix3fb Pƙed 2 lety +4

      I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of u

    • @mimi-ix3fb
      @mimi-ix3fb Pƙed 2 lety +3

      The guy would be grossed out

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 Pƙed 2 lety +5356

    Its been an awfully lonely Covid journey, the Wallet will do just fine

    • @lovisahenderson1521
      @lovisahenderson1521 Pƙed 2 lety +171

      💀💀💀

    • @VeryRGOTI
      @VeryRGOTI Pƙed 2 lety +111

      oh god

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 Pƙed 2 lety +88

      Messed up in the head you wanna do the "nasty" with a purse my catholic heart is sinking

    • @TheHumbleHollow
      @TheHumbleHollow Pƙed 2 lety +123

      @@sumaoncrack2251 the... Nasty? I'm fine with religion but if god deletes you for saying "sex" then you need a revolution

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 Pƙed 2 lety +55

      @@TheHumbleHollow its a big bang theory and young sheldon reference

  • @VikasSigma
    @VikasSigma Pƙed rokem +1

    "Ima use that mouth for something else" 💀

  • @_Solaris
    @_Solaris Pƙed rokem

    That change purse would get somebody arrested.

  • @trees1922
    @trees1922 Pƙed 2 lety +622

    When you play so much videogames you were waiting for the graphics on the stack of cash to fix itself

  • @adamkiernan9089
    @adamkiernan9089 Pƙed 2 lety +8477

    "It's made out of rubber"
    Hits it on table and sounds like a brick

    • @Shiroi-Kuro
      @Shiroi-Kuro Pƙed 2 lety +17

      💀

    • @bean1002
      @bean1002 Pƙed 2 lety +29

      as a brick of money would

    • @darkne55drifter
      @darkne55drifter Pƙed 2 lety +4

      He hits it on metal tho.

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      I mean rubber is pretty hard

    • @ixinor
      @ixinor Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Kid doesnt even know what rubbers like.

  • @ryderroth7066
    @ryderroth7066 Pƙed rokem +1

    I’m bouta do something devious with that coin purse 😏

  • @snehathakur9088
    @snehathakur9088 Pƙed rokem

    "Skin feels real " 💀

  • @FumiDoku
    @FumiDoku Pƙed 2 lety +5103

    "This is the most bizarre coin purse"
    me trying to get some money: *grunting * JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY GODDAMNIT

    • @deku8411
      @deku8411 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      I really just done found you on yt

    • @nlcoolar6377
      @nlcoolar6377 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Don't cuss on God

    • @noriii
      @noriii Pƙed 2 lety +27

      @@nlcoolar6377 not everyone is religious

    • @bananadoppiosleftnut5396
      @bananadoppiosleftnut5396 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      I'm gonna use that for something else and it isnt coins

    • @ZeroAnkoku
      @ZeroAnkoku Pƙed 2 lety +19

      @@nlcoolar6377 God damn it I'm so fucking sorry Jesus fucking Christ how can I be so insensitive. Forgive me!

  • @notmr47
    @notmr47 Pƙed 2 lety +19479

    Is there a female edition for the coin purse? Asking for a friend
    Edit: he said that he needs a bigger version of it because apparently the one shown holds too little money

    • @computr166
      @computr166 Pƙed 2 lety +1629

      really just said no homo

    • @brokenlegs8431
      @brokenlegs8431 Pƙed 2 lety +838

      Just enjoy the feel of the stubble, pretend it's a woman's 5'o-clock shadow

    • @notmr47
      @notmr47 Pƙed 2 lety +1026

      @@brokenlegs8431 Can't... My friend needs female version, idk why.

    • @gavinross8104
      @gavinross8104 Pƙed 2 lety +132

      I'm pretty sure there is but I'm not 100 percent

    • @shiverop8027
      @shiverop8027 Pƙed 2 lety +122

      Adam and Eve

  • @govertbuijs8498
    @govertbuijs8498 Pƙed rokem

    Imagine that you’re in line and the person in front of you pulls that coin purse

  • @aidenmclaughlin1076
    @aidenmclaughlin1076 Pƙed rokem +2

    Bruh that money hurts my eyes

  • @kevinbazarek
    @kevinbazarek Pƙed 2 lety +8562

    can y'all imagine having a whole house of low res stuff? like imagine how unsettling that would look

    • @sdfrch
      @sdfrch Pƙed 2 lety +240

      if my game settings applied irl

    • @relm.5934
      @relm.5934 Pƙed 2 lety +46

      Would def look amazing and trippy. ❀❀❀

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 Pƙed 2 lety +64

      Amazing idea for a modern art exhibit

    • @onyx_vii7808
      @onyx_vii7808 Pƙed 2 lety +21

      My eyes hurt just thinking about it.

    • @goldenfryingpanTF
      @goldenfryingpanTF Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Low res cats.

  • @michaelbone1066
    @michaelbone1066 Pƙed 2 lety +8616

    The adult video store by the house has an amazing selection of "coin purses" just like this.

  • @green-qt6nf
    @green-qt6nf Pƙed rokem

    Me: *hears Coin purse*
    Also me: hear me out

  • @mangozine8171
    @mangozine8171 Pƙed rokem

    Bro got the GTA San Andreas currency

  • @Seraphythesimp
    @Seraphythesimp Pƙed 2 lety +2826

    Everything just get worse when the creator of that wallet say:
    "It's 100% made from real quality material."

    • @HarmonyOC
      @HarmonyOC Pƙed 2 lety +39

      All what it needs to do is to be alive with a tongue and it would be completely easy to tell it was something Bill cipher made

    • @yungtraps9417
      @yungtraps9417 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@HarmonyOC gravity falls is the best

    • @prod.carson
      @prod.carson Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Lmfao

    • @user-sb7pz4cd6k
      @user-sb7pz4cd6k Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Ed gein vibes

    • @isypissy
      @isypissy Pƙed 2 lety +1

      hi fellow nagito simp

  • @ivang0074
    @ivang0074 Pƙed 2 lety +4694

    "It's made of rubber"
    Sounds like hitting metal against a hard surface

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      It might have a metal core

    • @0Architectdude0
      @0Architectdude0 Pƙed 2 lety +58

      It’s just really compacted rubber, like the sole of a shoe

    • @xraxoverthrow7577
      @xraxoverthrow7577 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      Actually he has a flat glass above his table so when he hit the table with the block of rubber money the table glass makes that sound,

    • @antispiralking9417
      @antispiralking9417 Pƙed 2 lety

      saber

    • @jjnn45
      @jjnn45 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@xraxoverthrow7577 I think they're too retarded to even notice that lmao

  • @Garfienky
    @Garfienky Pƙed rokem

    Bro had the settings turned on low 💀

  • @rancorousrattler2925
    @rancorousrattler2925 Pƙed rokem

    The last one: "Hear me out..."

  • @sara.712x
    @sara.712x Pƙed 2 lety +964

    “So who was your first kiss?”
    “My coin purse”

    • @fnafmystery7070
      @fnafmystery7070 Pƙed 2 lety +54

      "What was your first blowie" ? "My purse" 💀

    • @brasha78
      @brasha78 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      Isn’t another slang term for a woman’s anatomy a “coin purse” if so that’s some intense first kiss.

    • @sara.712x
      @sara.712x Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@brasha78 Ayo 😳

    • @Hanako_the_Simp
      @Hanako_the_Simp Pƙed 2 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @jeymsy989
      @jeymsy989 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      😭😭😭💀

  • @mixedvibes9613
    @mixedvibes9613 Pƙed 2 lety +7649

    "get me that coin purse immediately!"
    "BUT SIR!?"
    "get me. That. Coin purse."

  • @Fadezz
    @Fadezz Pƙed rokem

    Wait till people find out how thermometers work

  • @ernestkhalimov9368
    @ernestkhalimov9368 Pƙed rokem

    lmao that LOD texture money is hilarious.

  • @avaf02
    @avaf02 Pƙed 2 lety +6082

    I think we all can agree on the FACT that this man's "coin purse" is sus

  • @iResonate
    @iResonate Pƙed 2 lety +5995

    "What that mouth do?"
    "Holds my money"

  • @user-lw3ji4cx7h
    @user-lw3ji4cx7h Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

    I feel like I would get arrested if someone saw me with that coin purse

  • @Jake_Clipz21
    @Jake_Clipz21 Pƙed rokem

    That money one made my eyes hurt 😅

  • @redorchidee1372
    @redorchidee1372 Pƙed rokem +2131

    you see a silicon mouth and immediately know what 90% of the comment section is gonna be. people are simple creatures after all