I worked at a Roblox ZOO and got people killed

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  • čas přidán 24. 08. 2020
  • NEW MERCH!! LIMITED TIME WOO flimflam.shop/
    Today I play Zooblox a really well made Roblox zoo game that also offers ranks to paying customers... so I bought it
  • Hry

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  • @baconhair9361
    @baconhair9361 Před 3 lety +8525

    Albert crying was possibly the most emotional thing I've ever seen

  • @tungashiroor8901
    @tungashiroor8901 Před 3 lety +1354

    proof that albert doesn't hurt animals
    "the sharks need to eat too!"

  • @cydamiic
    @cydamiic Před 3 lety +1195

    Honestly, he deserves to do whatever he wants to a game because of the fact that they use him as a thumbnail. It's fair play.

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 Před 3 lety +552

    Karen: *WHERES UR MANAGER*
    albert: the koala

  • @h.e.y.its.m3989
    @h.e.y.its.m3989 Před 3 lety +387

    We have learned if we get told off for admin abusing we just say
    “Koala”

  • @blmingwlf7142
    @blmingwlf7142 Před 3 lety +236

    Albert:"Why is he levitating?! "
    Random ad that pops up: *Because I'm a Londoner*

  • @Nix_shine
    @Nix_shine Před 3 lety +114

    "E" Should be Albert's Starcode

  • @TheNight469
    @TheNight469 Před 3 lety +68

    0:40
    When he said *"FLOWER"* I felt that.

  • @thatweirdwhitegirl2134
    @thatweirdwhitegirl2134 Před 3 lety +651

    Imagine walking into a zoo, and you hear
    “I have more freedom than these animals! And I’m going to feel good about it”

    • @sxnflowers6508
      @sxnflowers6508 Před 3 lety +5

      Janimal Plays oml,YeS siSter-

    • @brys0nk8888
      @brys0nk8888 Před 3 lety +2

      use my memes 🙏🏾

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 Před 3 lety +1

      wants to g℮t 38K R$ try my idea 😐
      😚
      🙄
      හැමෝම ප්රතිලාභ ලබා ගැනීමට එය උත්සාහ කරන විට එය

    • @aaron._xd596
      @aaron._xd596 Před 3 lety

      Omg it's funny from its funne the yes

    • @DizzyJahsFather4343
      @DizzyJahsFather4343 Před 3 lety

      Me: ahh time to go at the zoo and see all the cool animals-
      Also me: welp time to play fortnite

  • @bobatea8414
    @bobatea8414 Před 3 lety +354

    Someone : He's abusing cuffs!!!!
    Albert : No the sharks need to eat too

  • @JaxvR08
    @JaxvR08 Před 3 lety +188

    I started to burst into tears laughing when Albert started to kill the “koalas” fun fact they are an endangered species

    • @Muthruchi
      @Muthruchi Před 3 lety

      Bruh it's not real life 🙄

    • @adventureswithtttv8067
      @adventureswithtttv8067 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Muthruchi....Why are you being rude? I’m serious this is nothing to be rude about, it’s just a comment.

    • @Toxinz595
      @Toxinz595 Před 3 lety +1

      Diana malfoy I have a question.Who asked?

    • @catherinebee5532
      @catherinebee5532 Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly its because of the forest fires in 2019
      (And also the fires were right next to our house in a small forest connected to the other parts of it... luckily nothing was destroyed in our neighborhood the only thing destroyed was the trees in the forest)

    • @songyaltandin1945
      @songyaltandin1945 Před 2 lety

      Same 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I I just couldn't stop laughing

  • @sooootruuue
    @sooootruuue Před 3 lety +15

    "What are you supposed to do? Kill somebody with a mop?".
    *captainsauce kindergarten 1 and 2 flashbacks*

  • @firedblaze2778
    @firedblaze2778 Před 3 lety +180

    Someone : He's abusing cuffs!1!11!!
    Albert : No the sharks need to eat too

    • @Myopiae
      @Myopiae Před 3 lety +1

      You shouldn’t make fun of them for that, it’s their rules lol

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 Před 3 lety +6

      @Bobburito
      Silence, frappe player

    • @coyotefever
      @coyotefever Před 3 lety +9

      @@Myopiae ever heard of..
      *Humour?*

    • @firedblaze2778
      @firedblaze2778 Před 3 lety +2

      @c6amp I just wanted to relive the moment that made me lose my breath and share it

    • @thomas_c0nn0r26
      @thomas_c0nn0r26 Před 3 lety +3

      i mean, he got an point

  • @youllneverknowgorg
    @youllneverknowgorg Před 3 lety +319

    “He is abusing them”
    *cough cough..*
    HE’S not hurting them, the SHARKS are :)

  • @xreverse_f1ash
    @xreverse_f1ash Před rokem +67

    this man is the definition of what happens when you let the intrusive thoughts win

    • @testrus_
      @testrus_ Před 4 měsíci

      ive already let them win

  • @awjidnsmdbdn1079
    @awjidnsmdbdn1079 Před 3 lety +26

    "If only I could give everyone a sword.. OH I JUST GAVE EVERYONE A SWORD-"

  • @jawzeditz
    @jawzeditz Před 3 lety +463

    “The sharks need to eat too”
    Yes thank you for feeding me

    • @Overcome0
      @Overcome0 Před 2 lety

      @Sophia Feser chair food

    • @candyland832
      @candyland832 Před 2 lety +1

      What do demons eat then?

    • @cyboptopia1164
      @cyboptopia1164 Před 2 lety +2

      @@candyland832 Deviled Eggs

    • @user-cz8od8ir6e
      @user-cz8od8ir6e Před 2 lety

      @@cyboptopia1164 LOL

    • @Ice-Cream_DemonEli
      @Ice-Cream_DemonEli Před 3 měsíci

      Because of that joke I became a fish I started flopping and then spasmed out of control I almost had an seizure ​@@cyboptopia1164

  • @dazaislander1
    @dazaislander1 Před 3 lety +259

    Title: “I worked at a ZOO”
    Me: *I feel like he will abuse the animals*

  • @thunderwolf1407
    @thunderwolf1407 Před 3 lety +15

    1:56 Albert finally does a collab with Tal Fishman

  • @rvbacomputerservices1663
    @rvbacomputerservices1663 Před 3 lety +11

    The "I'll take his lives" albert said is a best voice acting ever

  • @diamoon_n459
    @diamoon_n459 Před 3 lety +884

    Albert then: "RESPECT THE VETS"
    Albert now: "KILL THE ANIMALS"

  • @jmbkr4276
    @jmbkr4276 Před 3 lety +34

    “It’s laggy! OMG STOP!”
    *Welcome to my world Albert*

  • @jessicacollins670
    @jessicacollins670 Před rokem +20

    I’m a Australian myself so respect to that dude who saying facts about koalas and keep up the good work flamingo!

    • @JakeWho54
      @JakeWho54 Před 7 měsíci

      Didn’t he kill the koalas

  • @Ram_84
    @Ram_84 Před 3 lety +11

    Roblox moderators when some gets banned for no reason: 3:34

  • @robloxeclipt3033
    @robloxeclipt3033 Před 3 lety +246

    Albert: we must fight the Koalas!
    *Albert kills child sitting on a bench*
    Me: yeah, i guess i could see how he looked like a Koala...

  • @Gorou350
    @Gorou350 Před 3 lety +288

    The person who said “ITS FAKE FLAMINGO” would regret saying that

  • @coolkoalaxd4139
    @coolkoalaxd4139 Před 3 lety +10

    4:40
    **Chuckles** Im in danger..

  • @samairaa5987
    @samairaa5987 Před 2 lety +1

    Albert’s videos are really short but they are so funny and interesting it feels like the video was 4 hours long

  • @zachyducky1065
    @zachyducky1065 Před 3 lety +126

    Guy : *Abusing Hand Cuffs*
    Alberto : *The sharks need to eat too!*
    Me : *I respect that american creature*

  • @Austin_doodles
    @Austin_doodles Před 3 lety +44

    1:42
    "The sharks need to eat too!"
    - Albert/ Mr. Big basket/ sototallyfrog12 2020

  • @jaypixxel
    @jaypixxel Před 3 lety +2

    The entire koala thing made me laugh so hard

  • @cleovanderfelixbhadrika4714

    My favorite animal is koalas and seeing albert just destroying them is just......
    PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY

  • @sillybillyhillichruls
    @sillybillyhillichruls Před 3 lety +45

    0:55 Albert crying is our new national anthem

  • @walterwhite6210
    @walterwhite6210 Před 3 lety +800

    “mrflimflam” is real yet they say fake. Then, some fakes like “mrfłïmflæm” noobs think they are real

  • @maryshuberg5050
    @maryshuberg5050 Před 3 lety +1

    I loved watching this during lockdown.

  • @coco1884
    @coco1884 Před 3 lety

    ur thumbnails- so good and funny xD :D

  • @akinyt3549
    @akinyt3549 Před 3 lety +165

    Albert: *sees a baby*
    Also Albert: Wait how do I become a child

  • @adysonpeppers
    @adysonpeppers Před 3 lety +234

    Girl: He is abusing the cuffs.
    Albert: He is not!
    “How could you say that!”
    The sharks need to eat too!
    😭💀💀 IM DED

  • @liamcollado521
    @liamcollado521 Před 3 lety

    Lol this was so funny same for the part where u were KILLING KOLAS

  • @Hxssainn
    @Hxssainn Před 3 lety +2

    you hit 9 mil subs
    congrats

  • @cowmania6196
    @cowmania6196 Před 3 lety +66

    Mobile players: * has one cap on the first word
    Cafe players: BANNED FOR CAP ABUSE WAAAAAAAAA

    • @DG-nh3tc
      @DG-nh3tc Před 3 lety +5

      IKR

    • @lifesucks3514
      @lifesucks3514 Před 3 lety +8

      how are the cafe staff allowed to use grammar but customers cant? i mean, one single cap in a sentence is somehow bad enough for a cafe customer to get a permaban but not the cashiers? B R U H

    • @luriasan9063
      @luriasan9063 Před 3 lety

      I work for a game on roblox and thats a strict rule xD

    • @luriasan9063
      @luriasan9063 Před 3 lety

      Im an employee

    • @imcd6885
      @imcd6885 Před 3 lety

      @@luriasan9063 ok but why is it

  • @IdkAsh
    @IdkAsh Před 3 lety +404

    i love how people always say: “hes fake flamingo” in the game but then they watch the video at then be like: oop i messed up

  • @Sophia-s_Topic
    @Sophia-s_Topic Před 11 měsíci +1

    “You little Humpy Dumpy, gonna crack your egg head”
    I’m dead 💀😂

  • @Sonic_122
    @Sonic_122 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love how, How much he does bad things, he never ever gets banned on roblox, It’s just free advertising or free money.

  • @zozomemm1
    @zozomemm1 Před 3 lety +67

    I love when he said "LET ME OUT" in his high pitched voice XD 6:13

    • @bruhimxdok1712
      @bruhimxdok1712 Před 3 lety +1

      Your boring I have your ip

    • @honk3830
      @honk3830 Před 3 lety

      He was trying to have a high pitched voice anyways

  • @FlamingoCutie
    @FlamingoCutie Před 3 lety +224

    Animals: *exist*
    Albert: *your free trial of breathing has ended*

  • @Fires_Stuff
    @Fires_Stuff Před rokem

    Albert’s videos from this era are the best

  • @plaguedoctorfan4782
    @plaguedoctorfan4782 Před rokem +3

    albert your the one thing that cures my depression

  • @noscopespider
    @noscopespider Před 3 lety +74

    0:54
    14-year-old girls after listening to Boiling Eyelashes

  • @TheCursedCookie
    @TheCursedCookie Před 3 lety +43

    5:52 Albert literally just roasted him 😂

  • @Lokoniska
    @Lokoniska Před 10 měsíci +1

    “Im not going to do a single thing about it.”
    Wise words

  • @polishgoofball
    @polishgoofball Před 3 lety +4

    Alt Title: Albert feeding tourists to animals for 8 minutes.

  • @Dylated.
    @Dylated. Před 3 lety +276

    ALERT: THERES A NAKED MAN TRYING TO KILL KOALAS AND FEEDING HUMANS TO SHARKS!!

  • @Arcadz_1
    @Arcadz_1 Před 3 lety +27

    Humpty Dumpty's last words:
    The staff needs to rethink about this.

  • @cemagirkaya5507
    @cemagirkaya5507 Před 3 lety +1

    Albert: kills somebody near a koala
    Albert: dont wants to get banned
    Albert: blames koala

  • @hollyshaw7190
    @hollyshaw7190 Před 3 lety +2

    Lol, I love how Albert just doesn’t do anything about the problem.

  • @danishlee9162
    @danishlee9162 Před 3 lety +120

    "Cowboy kills koalas"
    Me: *he's the Cowboy behind the slaughter*

    • @falltumn1746
      @falltumn1746 Před 3 lety +5

      Idea for paradise life: put a teleported on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it worse copy and paste this so Albert can see credits: domenico florentino & serenity willoughby

    • @danishlee9162
      @danishlee9162 Před 3 lety +4

      @@falltumn1746 nani

    • @talkz3359
      @talkz3359 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes lol

    • @ronaldtheduck5202
      @ronaldtheduck5202 Před 3 lety +2

      Lolz

    • @pixel4849
      @pixel4849 Před 3 lety +2

      DanishKong Da cowboy 🤠 behind the slaughter 🔪

  • @Southparkfan598
    @Southparkfan598 Před 3 lety +31

    "He's fake flamingo"
    Albert:are you sure about that?

    • @kah3178
      @kah3178 Před 3 lety +3

      them seeing this: idk who that was it wasn’t me

  • @blackhomeschoolersofbirmin6141

    i watched two of alberts videos and laughed this week this is one of them

  • @ratnayadav807
    @ratnayadav807 Před 3 lety +1

    Just imagine your trying to have a good time with your friends and then you find one of your friends in the shark aquarium and then one of them gets eaten by a koala and two of them get Stabbed by a shirtless man while trying to get a zoo ticket and you go home with all your friends dead in a zoo 😂

  • @alexchristine46
    @alexchristine46 Před 3 lety +466

    Albert: “i hate animals”
    also albert: his youtube channel names after an animal
    👁👄👁

  • @johntf2official
    @johntf2official Před 3 lety +144

    albert: makes jokes about killing koalas
    that one koala themed cafe: *O H F R I C C*

  • @benssly5054
    @benssly5054 Před 3 lety

    Albert accidentally started a mini purge.
    Also, Koalas are now considered an endangered species now since the Australian bush fires.

  • @william-afton607
    @william-afton607 Před 2 lety

    i don’t even remember watching this before but oh well it was worth it like always

  • @chrssqa
    @chrssqa Před 3 lety +411

    "DOLFIN"
    - *The albert spelling bee*
    Edit: Tysm for 200+ likes on this comment!

  • @kbefore-vu9vd
    @kbefore-vu9vd Před 3 lety +180

    No one:
    Flamingo: ArE tHeSe ANImaLs stUfFed BeHinD BARs

  • @aishawaisha
    @aishawaisha Před 3 lety

    wow my favorite add came up (*yes I have an fav add and I never skip it for any youtuber*) but you Albert I skipped it immediately to see ur amazing work

  • @rebeccagay8924
    @rebeccagay8924 Před 2 lety

    "No he's not! The sharks need to eat too!!!!"
    So true.

  • @bag143_
    @bag143_ Před 3 lety +130

    "Even in roblox there are animals stuck behind iron bars" - Albert, 2020.

  • @jtk9168
    @jtk9168 Před 3 lety +23

    Someone: Stop abusing admin!
    Immediate responce: koalka.

  • @insertnamehere2850
    @insertnamehere2850 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how people that work there have the thingy they say in their copy and paste thing

  • @YUNGPHILLY43
    @YUNGPHILLY43 Před 2 lety +2

    Albert basically gives these games free publicity.

  • @notda_epicbacon466
    @notda_epicbacon466 Před 3 lety +46

    Never Ask:
    A Man His Salary
    A Woman Her Age
    And Flamingo How Many Voices He Can Do

  • @trisaniyastewart7453
    @trisaniyastewart7453 Před 3 lety +49

    Everyone when Flamingo on an alt acc: FLAMINGO
    When he’s on his main: *FAKE FAKE FAKER*

    • @spritesensation
      @spritesensation Před 3 lety

      not funny

    • @polarxcoco
      @polarxcoco Před 3 lety +2

      Chill

    • @rune2749
      @rune2749 Před 3 lety +1

      u werent either

    • @chimerecollie8212
      @chimerecollie8212 Před 3 lety +1

      @@spritesensation it was a J o k e:/

    • @dianeyoung7032
      @dianeyoung7032 Před 3 lety

      wants t𝐎 𝐎btain many R💲 I hav℮ upload℮d a idea 😁
      😁
      🤩
      אני תמיד רוצה לחלוק את מה שאני יודע

  • @_guy234
    @_guy234 Před 2 lety +1

    I was sick and flamingo really made my day

  • @calinator8736
    @calinator8736 Před rokem

    “IF YOU SEE A KOALA SHOOT IT IMMEDIATELY” *proceeds to give swords*

  • @m7nwoo
    @m7nwoo Před 3 lety +173

    7:49 that 6 year old like LOOK AT ALBERTS USERNAME

    • @ellalonzame6035
      @ellalonzame6035 Před 3 lety +15

      It triggers me when they think they’re not the real one

    • @jasperwastaken4534
      @jasperwastaken4534 Před 3 lety

      3000 subs with only two vids challenge A AD

    • @masonbeck34
      @masonbeck34 Před 3 lety +4

      3000 subs with only two vids challenge it triggers me when u call somebody a 6 yr old but he’s prob older than u

    • @gabrieltonc2775
      @gabrieltonc2775 Před 3 lety

      i shared a id℮a t𝐎 d℮scrib℮ th℮ id℮a for large R$ 🎃
      💲
      👓
      No hi ha cap raó per no intentar-ho

    • @jewishguy9036
      @jewishguy9036 Před 3 lety +1

      FLAMINGO DOES DRUGS AND COCANE

  • @dianarii3230
    @dianarii3230 Před 3 lety +374

    Person: HE IS A FAKE FLAMINGO
    Albert: *uploads this video*
    Person: o sho-

  • @lucassdini1236
    @lucassdini1236 Před 2 lety

    I like the song you did when you were reading

  • @msmegz
    @msmegz Před 2 lety +1

    *I feel like they have every right to escape, you captured them*
    Me: Is the how you feel about criminals too?

  • @movedchannels1220
    @movedchannels1220 Před 3 lety +143

    “I will have him banned ASAP. Thank you so much for reporting this.”
    *burps*
    “I’m not gonna do a single thing about this”

    • @mewo3544
      @mewo3544 Před 3 lety +6

      I read this as he said this-
      👁👄👁

    • @mewo3544
      @mewo3544 Před 3 lety

      It* 😑

    • @PanPan-ty6bv
      @PanPan-ty6bv Před 3 lety

      𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖 🍋 that’s what happens when you report somebody

    • @nunyah1720
      @nunyah1720 Před 3 lety +1

      WHAT THA HECK

    • @sara-jc4qq
      @sara-jc4qq Před 3 lety

      Ew 👁️👄👁️

  • @polaroiidss8945
    @polaroiidss8945 Před 3 lety +88

    Albert: *posts*
    Everyone: *rushes to comments before watching vid*

  • @maxidrout801
    @maxidrout801 Před 2 lety

    Everyone just declared war on the koalas after getting a blame lmao

  • @Goodwill_AZ
    @Goodwill_AZ Před 3 lety

    You re my favorite youtuber keep,doing what you are doing you are making character in these kids show themthat the world is not always a fun place

  • @keileybird1807
    @keileybird1807 Před 3 lety +228

    “ Doesn’t Sea World abuse their animals, Hey Sea World don’t sue me it was just a question.” Like what the heck😀👍

    • @loonalover69
      @loonalover69 Před 3 lety +32

      Keiley Bird They actually do abuse them.

    • @kellinquinnsrealsister
      @kellinquinnsrealsister Před 3 lety +2

      tulip crossing wait actually?

    • @snickerswo1f519
      @snickerswo1f519 Před 3 lety +4

      Kai Lee _actually._

    • @loonalover69
      @loonalover69 Před 3 lety +29

      Shut up Idiot They abuse them, put them in small cages for children to scream at and get flashes from pictures. Get their glass beaten in and forced to do tricks. And they only feed them if they do a trick/show right. Animals live 2/6 years less in aquariums.

    • @ianplace9977
      @ianplace9977 Před 3 lety +7

      @@loonalover69 I would say something but you will get angry at me and curse at me

  • @TheJoshuiChannel
    @TheJoshuiChannel Před 3 lety +41

    ”I have more freedom than these animals, and I feel good about it”
    -Albert 2020

  • @rosileiasilvasantos3581
    @rosileiasilvasantos3581 Před 3 lety +2

    Kolas watching this is gonna be like they are going to kill us we need to move to a save place

  • @False.paradise
    @False.paradise Před rokem +1

    You should play zoo simulator with your friends a little description is someone’s the zoo keeper and they are trying to complete there tasks while the others are the animals and they try to kill the zoo keeper via throwing themselves at the zoo keeper and more. Just a suggestion

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 Před 3 lety +86

    Australia: has Koalas
    Albert: ALL SHOOT THE KOALAS!!!

    • @projectsilvio3522
      @projectsilvio3522 Před 3 lety +3

      @IAm KevB stop advertising your video on someone else's video

    • @Wolf_Operations
      @Wolf_Operations Před 3 lety +2

      Well just don’t walk under trees they will drop down on your head and claw your eyes they have their nickname for a reason
      Drop bears

    • @newfam3
      @newfam3 Před 3 lety

      @IAm KevB stop

    • @user-vt5hl9jj3b
      @user-vt5hl9jj3b Před 3 lety +1

      Koalas are endangered tho :(

    • @newfam3
      @newfam3 Před 3 lety

      @@user-vt5hl9jj3b good call

  • @chagito1113
    @chagito1113 Před 3 lety +7

    Zoo: has animals not yet abused
    Albert: *sign me up*

  • @coralenakemp5723
    @coralenakemp5723 Před rokem

    "You just swore in front of a little child, a child with two warnings, mind you, if he starts saying what your saying he's gonna get a third"
    I'm using that everywhere I go with a child that swears on the daily, and an adult swears in front of them

  • @rayssa2091
    @rayssa2091 Před 3 lety +6

    0:33 Ariana's introduction lol :')

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it

    Noobs: exist
    Flamingo: *peace was never an option*

  • @kristalidberg5893
    @kristalidberg5893 Před 3 lety +174

    Albert- “I cant tell apart animals and humans anymore”
    Me- “so are you a flamingo or a human...”

  • @superspitter
    @superspitter Před 2 lety

    the shoot the koala part still has me dyinggg😭😭😭

  • @MRJahm-us5oh
    @MRJahm-us5oh Před 2 lety

    I love how this video is not about the zoo but just koalas

  • @malchievous
    @malchievous Před 3 lety +6

    Imagine you were at a real zoo and you see an employee is shoving people into the shark tank.

  • @mythical8084
    @mythical8084 Před 3 lety +84

    Me: *see’s thumbnail*
    Also me: This video is gonna be perfect.

  • @Theyluvmyrion
    @Theyluvmyrion Před 11 měsíci

    I love how he doesn’t really have an intro he just kinda starts talking out of nowhere 😂

  • @Angel-rr2ow
    @Angel-rr2ow Před 2 lety +1

    When I'm experienced enough, I want to make Albert his own RP game where he is the OWNER. He will be unbannable.