Asian people play more video games than anyone LOL. Have you ever played Mario Kart online? Your name gonna be listed as 12th place if you're LUCKY to about 11 different Asian names 🤣
@@No.1GodzillaGlazer Asian people play MC too lmfao stop playing dude 😂 tons of Asian play MC, and because there's pretty much an infinite amount of things you can do with MC, you can ALSO make it extremely difficult and competitive (some people do). Do you know much about MC?
*"Its unfortunate enough that your children will look like you but to have your brains?? Ai-ya, future McDonald's Employee of the Month"* The fucking brutality got my sides splitting 😭💀
“Let me speak to your manager. Is this gluten free?” lol I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. 😆 You study six hours a day and you lose to a boy who plays Minecraft. Let that sink in. Honestly as an African child that sank in and I felt disgrace and shame.
i remember getting a B in maths once becuase my dad died so i had to skip almost the entire school year due to circumstances and my mom told my entire family about it and now people who aernt even in my bloodline talk about it like some master piece after years. i get people who wanna be asian, like do you really want to be scared of getting disowned if you get a B??
“Well, technically I’m not Chinese.” “Don’t matter. You Asian.” As a fellow Asian, it’s true. It doesn’t matter what kind of Asian you are, we have a reputation to uphold 😅
His "PrOUd? For an A!? What the heyll.." had me down🤣🤣 The way $20 popped into my head right after he said "playing hard"😭 please hire mee😭😭😭 the suffering is real people
Every time the "mom" mentions she found him in a trash can, I can't help but laugh. My mom used to say the same thing to me too. LOL. Later when my younger brother was born- I graduated to be my my mom's child while he became the "trash can baby". Fun times.
😅🤣😂 This guy is just something else. How can you say & convey so much in so little time, Geez you are hilarious. Kids these days are dancing & talking at breakneck speed, & everything is insta, & so is the humor now! I can't even get mad, because its so much fun. Now I can get on with day with a goofy smile on my face. So thank little genius GEN Z one Hayaa
I once tried to take a chineese class, (I'm Philippino btw) and I sorta maybe got like a 70% in the whole class. My greatgrandinai (Phillipino version of great grandma) was like "Ohh back in my day I had to go to school riding backwards on a donkey going uphil both ways. I needed to take 7 languages… at the age of 2." And then she's like "YOU FAILURE HIYAA!" my mom was just like omg stop itt he's only 4. That definately set her off she was like "my father at the age of 4 was already graduating from college, and you can barely spell the alphabet properly in 5 languages. *lip smack* such a disappointment" I can totally relate to this video omgg lmaoo ;-;
As an Asian, Chinese is actually very hard especially writing but luckily my parents aren’t like that. To the ppl out there who experiences this, don’t let them stress you out and don’t overwork yourself!!
As a white girl I always wondered what Asian parents would think of me 😂 I'm a nuclear chemistry major with a 4.0 GPA, I'm in the honor society, I play several instruments, I'm an artist/photographer/singer/writer, I cook well and I don't have any friends 😂
I am Asian, [but not a mom, sorry I am not interested in having kids] and I'll say wow congratulations! I might want to study this stuff. Could you please provide a list of textbooks that helped you and have your Discord so I can add you?
@@Bakugantsuvai1 Thank you! I do not remember most of my textbooks, as they were assigned based on the classes I enrolled in, nor do I have a discord. However, I will tell you that any subject of interest is only a search away. You could even start on CZcams, which is what I did. There are channels like Khan Academy and the Organic Chemistry Tutor, who offer full length lectures on the subject.
Second..... I love this dude I don't know why he doesn't make full videos but that does knot change the love and respect I haven't for him...... Love your videos💜
When I get a grade below A, I don't hand over my report card and stay quiet and never bring it up. It's so scary to get a B for a subject and then hand your report card to your mom. I dunno how my bro does it. Asian grading system be like: A- average B- below average C- can't eat dinner D- don't come home F- find a new family
My sister (blonde haired white girl) speaks German and fluent Mandarin, is a professional pianist and opera singer, plays guitar (well), can sight read, and made insanely good grades all throughout school and college. My grandparents (raised us) were this way. Better at LEAST have a 90 average. I had lots of white friends that were wildly intelligent. I also had a bunch of Hispanic friends that were super intelligent. All races can be intelligent 🤷♀️ People are also intelligent in different ways.
i have experienced the same not by mom but the teacher who taught my mother-tongue language .. He got mad and scolded the students whenever we get A in English+ Chem,bio,physics and maths but B in our own language subject 🤣
buh no way he just described me and my mother perfectly. although she’s like the opposite of a karen, shes so shy i think she might have a phobia of people
I got 51 in Mandarin and my mom told me to memorize more but i studied alot 💀 i was so scared- my mom told me i shouldve answered instead of leaving 10 unanswered questions.. i didnt know that.. im Asian but im one of the lucky children. My mom is nice
Your look of terror when the son hands over the report card is so good! That face gets an A+.
The face may get an A+, but the Chinese still get a B, Aiiiiiya
Why not A++... useless garbage disappointment son
FAEEEEEEELYURRRRR
Aka, Average +.
BUT HE STILL SO STUHRPID!
“That names so white I almost turned vegan” - lol I’m literally dying rn 😂
rip
Me to
@Be Straight the name of ur channel
loooool
I didn't get that part. Can anyone explain?
"What is the difference between my son and a dog, atleast the dog is tasty".
That line got me😭🤣
In Chinese, parents like to say “I’d rather give birth to a bbq park than have you” to show their disappointment. At least, bbq pork taste better.
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@@Lulu-vi4wb bruh
@@Lulu-vi4wb that's so harsh and rude. 💢
"you study 6 hours a day and you lost to a boy who plays Minecraft" damn that's peak emotional damage 😂
My worst nightmare is when studying 24/7 isn't even enough
When you're Asian and still have to study. 💀. I just mastered everything before conception and was ready to go at birth.
Asian people play more video games than anyone LOL. Have you ever played Mario Kart online? Your name gonna be listed as 12th place if you're LUCKY to about 11 different Asian names 🤣
@@Nok112 We play competitive games, not games like MC
@@No.1GodzillaGlazer Asian people play MC too lmfao stop playing dude 😂 tons of Asian play MC, and because there's pretty much an infinite amount of things you can do with MC, you can ALSO make it extremely difficult and competitive (some people do). Do you know much about MC?
“You let the mayonnaise loving avocado toast breakfast having white beat you “
This whole video Has me rolling on the ground lol 😂
@I am Fighterman doesn't seem to work on Americans
I love avocado toast and I’m black :/
I'm not your Mom that part always gets me💀
😭
its just a rip-off of long beach griffy
@@josiahjacinto4156 true.
@@josiahjacinto4156 lmaooo
Future McDonald’s employee 😂🤣😂
As a Henry, I can confirm I got A in Chinese while everyone else got B and lower grade...
At least your last name is Brown 😂
@@magnolia8626 lmao
you’re lying
I'm sorry but SHOW OFF 👇
🙋
For an Asian mother to offer $20 for your child is a honor.
We use salt to buy n sell a child 🤔
Honestly, I was expecting $2
@@immim9645 wth
@@magnolia8626 bro I was expecting 0.4 dollar
I was expecting 20 cents lol
*"Its unfortunate enough that your children will look like you but to have your brains?? Ai-ya, future McDonald's Employee of the Month"*
The fucking brutality got my sides splitting 😭💀
Ai-ya!
“Let me speak to your manager. Is this gluten free?” lol I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. 😆
You study six hours a day and you lose to a boy who plays Minecraft. Let that sink in. Honestly as an African child that sank in and I felt disgrace and shame.
I'm an African child too. I learned Chinese in high school and I play Minecraft during the holidays 😭💃
@@itoo4884 , I can learn Chinese but if a white person beat me in Swahili.... That would be such a shame. 😞🤦🏽♀️
@@youtubecommentergal4346 Dang, I mean...I already suck at my own language. You're right though
i remember getting a B in maths once becuase my dad died so i had to skip almost the entire school year due to circumstances and my mom told my entire family about it and now people who aernt even in my bloodline talk about it like some master piece after years. i get people who wanna be asian, like do you really want to be scared of getting disowned if you get a B??
i'm sorry for your loss
That’s so messed up wtf
Damn. If I got even one B, my parents would be so fucking proud. (Because the other grades would be so much lower) *white*
@@danayang7712 dang....
I’m sorry for you lost..you have my condolences..
“Well, technically I’m not Chinese.”
“Don’t matter. You Asian.”
As a fellow Asian, it’s true. It doesn’t matter what kind of Asian you are, we have a reputation to uphold 😅
No
Its don madar u ashan
As a Asian in hong kong people uses English more
doesnt matter which place you're from, people tell you to go back to China
And you have disgraced all of Asia.
"But you're an Asian and you lose in chhiiiinnnnneeeese" 😂😂
“You let the people who watch Kardashians and think it’s a good show beat you?!” 😂💕
“You let the mayonnaise loving avocado toast for breakfast having white beat you?” Got me🤣
"Future employee of the month in McDonald's"💀🤣🤣🤣
His "PrOUd? For an A!? What the heyll.." had me down🤣🤣
The way $20 popped into my head right after he said "playing hard"😭 please hire mee😭😭😭 the suffering is real people
$20 per hour isn’t that bad pay for a starter job. Although I’d prefer my $603ph salary
🤣🤣🤣
this dudes a legend
HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MINECRAFT
@@TersreseYT dude💀-
No, he is a racist
''Maybe you can have children'' at the first few seconds got me dying lmfao
As an actual Chinese, I was absolutely laughing to death 😭
Every time the "mom" mentions she found him in a trash can, I can't help but laugh. My mom used to say the same thing to me too. LOL. Later when my younger brother was born- I graduated to be my my mom's child while he became the "trash can baby". Fun times.
Jesus, that's awful.
😅🤣😂 This guy is just something else. How can you say & convey so much in so little time, Geez you are hilarious.
Kids these days are dancing & talking at breakneck speed, & everything is insta, & so is the humor now! I can't even get mad, because its so much fun. Now I can get on with day with a goofy smile on my face. So thank little genius GEN Z one Hayaa
"The dog at least listens and it's tasty" 😭😭
Is tasty
Lmfao that’s actually true
Mom forgot to call him a FAAAAAAILURE! My favorite line from your videos!!!!!
These videos are like therapy for me so I can laugh at what were upsetting situations in my childhood
“you lose to a boy who play minecraft”
…I feel personally attacked
“Because my son is so STiUuUUuupiid”
That got my rolling on floor😂🤣
“MOM!” Literally got me dying one the floor
I once tried to take a chineese class, (I'm Philippino btw) and I sorta maybe got like a 70% in the whole class. My greatgrandinai (Phillipino version of great grandma) was like "Ohh back in my day I had to go to school riding backwards on a donkey going uphil both ways. I needed to take 7 languages… at the age of 2." And then she's like "YOU FAILURE HIYAA!" my mom was just like omg stop itt he's only 4. That definately set her off she was like "my father at the age of 4 was already graduating from college, and you can barely spell the alphabet properly in 5 languages. *lip smack* such a disappointment" I can totally relate to this video omgg lmaoo ;-;
Seriously?😭😂
My fucking god I'm dying of laughter
@🤍𝒟𝑜𝒿𝒶 𝐹𝒶𝓃🖤 haha lol
You are not Filipino. No self-respecting, true-blooded Filipino would spell the word "Filipino" with a PH.
@@psyche9908 haha that was on purpose lol
This was one of the funniest videos, laughed so hard my cheeks hurt till now 😂😂😂👌
"What is the difference between my son and a dog? The dog at least listens and is tasty" 😭😭
Lmfao that line was funny af and also so true 🤣🤣🤣
Those Fergusons are pretty damn smart.
Immediately starts hard bargain for his son.
“AAIIYYAAA FUTURE MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH” 💀💀💀
As an Asian, Chinese is actually very hard especially writing but luckily my parents aren’t like that. To the ppl out there who experiences this, don’t let them stress you out and don’t overwork yourself!!
Future Macdonald employee of the month! 😂
🤣
She didn't have to call out Maou-san like that.
@@shaunbloggsbot9528 underrated comment😊😊
😎
Been there done that
"You study six hours a day and you lose to a boy who plays Minecraft."
*"Let that sink in."*
ouch
pain
*emotional damage*
well tenically I got a 90 in Spanish and I beat quite a few people who speak Spanish. They lost to a idiot who plays roblos 💀
Growing up half Asian but with the Asian part as the main influence in my life. Yes. Specifically from my grandma though not mom.
I lost it at the “Let me speak to your manager” 😂😅😂
I need avocado toast now!
🥑🍞
"Well technecially, I'm not Chinese."
"Don't matta you Asian and you discrace to all of Asia!"
Dude you just made my day. Thanks! 😂😂😊
Never fails to make me laugh😂
The accuracy about that one B among all the As is just scary! 😖
"let that sink in"
something all Asian parents want u to do but dont got the guts to say it
The "Proud for getting an A?! What the hell?" line got me. Like it's nothing to be proud of for the Asian mom. it's the expected bare minimum.
Hahahahaha you make my day dude. I had the same experience during my school days
As a white girl I always wondered what Asian parents would think of me 😂 I'm a nuclear chemistry major with a 4.0 GPA, I'm in the honor society, I play several instruments, I'm an artist/photographer/singer/writer, I cook well and I don't have any friends 😂
I am Asian, [but not a mom, sorry I am not interested in having kids] and I'll say wow congratulations! I might want to study this stuff. Could you please provide a list of textbooks that helped you and have your Discord so I can add you?
You are this cool and you have no friends?!
They might offer 20$ then xD
@@Bakugantsuvai1 Thank you! I do not remember most of my textbooks, as they were assigned based on the classes I enrolled in, nor do I have a discord. However, I will tell you that any subject of interest is only a search away. You could even start on CZcams, which is what I did. There are channels like Khan Academy and the Organic Chemistry Tutor, who offer full length lectures on the subject.
@@yvetteihemesinwa2981 I appreciate that! I devoted my life to my studies and my career, so it didn't leave me with much of a social life.
'' You let the kid whos mom says '' Lemme speak to the manager, is this glutenfree? '' Beat you? '' that one got me
Wow she offered 20 dollra instead of 5 she must really want Henry
“Playing hard to get, $20” was pretty funny
He makes my day
Hi I really find your videos funny you should do way more Asian videos😊
@beyond your imagination all it did was make me hungry
“You let the guy that his mom always says “ let me speak to the manager “ beat you!?!?”😂😂😂 XDD
That 20 dolla killed meeew
The "future McDonalds employee of the month" killed me 🤣🤣🤣
“what’s the difference between my son and a dog the dog at least listens and taste good” I’m dead💀😂
20 dawlar killed me im wheezing on the floor😂😂😂😂😂
"you lose to a people who watch Kardashians and think it's a good show" 🤣🤣🤣🤣man i was dying
His face is so hydrated 💧💧
right? his skin is always so smooth and shiny
This doesn't relate to me in any way (I'm Greek) but i laughed so hard 😂🤣🤣
The Greeks have great food
Well you're still white like Henry just more flavor cause youre Greek
@@Risingofthephoenix I'm white and I love these sketches 😁
Also Greek here but from my observation our parents are very ambitious too.. most Greeks go for higher education
Same here I am Romanian
"Disgraced all of asia", had me laughing
Asian parents are way toooooo much honest 🤪🤪🤪🤪
“The dog aleast listens and it is tasty” - i am laughing my brain off😂
"Proud for an A what the hell" got me dying
Help me too 😭❤
😂😂😂 I pull this with my tutor kids all the time.
"If a foreigner can do it, so can you,"
😂😂😂 I can relate ! My own mom also asked me why I failed against « white people » in Chinese lesson 😅 I’m a disgrace
Second..... I love this dude I don't know why he doesn't make full videos but that does knot change the love and respect I haven't for him...... Love your videos💜
When I get a grade below A, I don't hand over my report card and stay quiet and never bring it up. It's so scary to get a B for a subject and then hand your report card to your mom. I dunno how my bro does it.
Asian grading system be like:
A- average
B- below average
C- can't eat dinner
D- don't come home
F- find a new family
Bruh
😂. Too funny my friend wishing you all the best.
the fact that she wanted to buy the other family's son💀💀💀
"How much for your son" really got me good XD
Asian here, just wanted to say 6 hours is an understatement.
We study for like 9
All your videos make my days better
"professional food critic on yelp" is literally just a fancy name for karen 💀
mom: whats the difference between u and a dog?
mom: a dog listens and is tasty
me: i guess im trying dog tonight
Keep in mind; EVERY other Asian kid in that class had to go through this exact same experience.
Asian parents just give u emotional damage and want u to be the doctor so iconic 😂😭😭🔥
My sister (blonde haired white girl) speaks German and fluent Mandarin, is a professional pianist and opera singer, plays guitar (well), can sight read, and made insanely good grades all throughout school and college. My grandparents (raised us) were this way. Better at LEAST have a 90 average. I had lots of white friends that were wildly intelligent. I also had a bunch of Hispanic friends that were super intelligent. All races can be intelligent 🤷♀️ People are also intelligent in different ways.
i have experienced the same not by mom but the teacher who taught my mother-tongue language ..
He got mad and scolded the students whenever we get A in English+ Chem,bio,physics and maths but B in our own language subject 🤣
The way the mom said "You got a B in CHINESEEEEE!?"
I am learning Chinese for gcse, and now I'm scared-
Same, I’m doing mandarin
@@Area-eu4kg why not oranges
@@nicreven
I did actually consider learning oranges or clementines,but found that they were a bit too advanced for me
IG mandarin is easy. I got an A* for it and I'm Indian
This is your _best_ yet! Fk'n *GOLD* mate! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Another brilliant video. 🌷
"Proud for an A what the hell" got me laughing so hard 😂😂
The time i got a B is when i forcefully had to let bayonetta have lader combos in brawl 😭😭😭
buh no way he just described me and my mother perfectly. although she’s like the opposite of a karen, shes so shy i think she might have a phobia of people
"you let a boy, that has a mother who says ''LeT mE SpEAk tO YouR MaNAGEr, is that GLUTEN FREE? '' beat u"
The 20 dorrar at the end 😂😂
Always a pleasure to wait for your video. :D
When i heard "Playing hard to get I see" I just knew you would give 20$ for him XD
These vids are always so funny
Imagine being expected to know and ace every language of your continent 😭 I'd kiiiill myself
Thank God it's Asia and not Africa!
I got 51 in Mandarin and my mom told me to memorize more but i studied alot 💀 i was so scared- my mom told me i shouldve answered instead of leaving 10 unanswered questions.. i didnt know that.. im Asian but im one of the lucky children. My mom is nice
This dude must be using this as his therapy sessions... boy has issues 🤣
"What is the difference between my son and Dog, atleast the dog is tasty" "Chaiineese" Iconic af✨😌 but wait you tasted a dog??!!!
The thing you should question is how does he taste both the dog and the son
This entire video is gold! 😂
"The dog at least listens and is tasty" 💀
At least he didn’t get whacked! 😂
Lol
This shits heavy bro
If people only knew this is lightweight truth.
Were so spoiled in America.
You are amazing 🤣🍀
So true, so so true. I got a B one time in high school and the things my family said to me still haunt me up to this day. 😭😭😭😭😭
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