Kevin Hart⎢Stay in your own financial lane!⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq
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I would have bought the dvd instead of watching it for free online, but....the way my bank account is setup...
😂😂
hahahaaa
Truu
😀😀😀
😂👏
life lesson: when someone says "I gotchu", just say "thanks!"
LMAO facts aha
But never ever say "ill pay you back" worst mistake ever we both know no one is getting paid back
i rather say SWEEEET
My goto is always, a single, BUT sincere, "Are you sure?" and there is literally zero argument from me after that lol. I have no problem accepting things from people and I don't want people to have problems accepting things from me. I wouldn't offer if I couldn't do it, and I'm not stupid enough to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Hahahah true
Kevin tells stories in the funniest way, it doesn't matter the subject lol he's a genius at storytelling
absolutely legendary storyteller
I think Eddie and Chapelle are masters of the highest tier.
And Jamie Foxx. Dude makes you feel like you're there
Absolutely!
Think a couple of years ago he was voted "funniest man alive!"
Was it a rumor?
Does anyone know if he's been or going to tour recently?
@@nusthedespair9466
Damien Contreras
Uncle Justin pullin
Aunt Jessica massey
CZcams keeps asking me to subscribe to premium, they don't even allow me to explain that the way my bank account is set up..
Big Sur I’m so poor they don’t even ask me 😂😂😂
No
@@amalzuhair4495 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao😂😂😂
Surya H R it’s gone take 3 buisness days 💀
Kevin Hart: *One of the richest comedians and actors*
Also Kevin Hart: “I’m scared of my card getting declined”
Eldon that’s why he is a comedian🤣
professor Zoom you’re right didn’t even think about that😂😂
Back then he wasn't. This was the start of his rise to fame. These standups is what set him off
This was a while ago dude
@@chezneymitchell6679 fr lol this was like 8 years ago
and 4 years later he is the top comedian in the world who earns the most sells out football stadiums...
But the way his bank account is still set up, he's got a checking and a savings, and all his money is in the savings.
and he needs a jeans pant to wipe it clean.
He's richer than Dwayne Wade too. Dwayne's worth $120mil. Kevin's worth around $150mil
FunkyDoolittle he a sellout for gaywood
thorandil1 and you have to wipe out it first to let it go thru
This isn't only with celebrities. You make friends with rich("comfortable") people and they're like "Let's split the bill!"
Bruh, I ain't paying for your $120 lobster and $50 wine. Leave me, my chicken strips, and my water alone.
JustPassingBy 🤣
I had some assholes pull this one me when I didn't even eat anything. I had like a glass of water and they had pizzas. Some people, sheesh.
Middle class rich people are some of the most stingy mother fuckers. They will be changing cars every year but ask you to split the bill on food.
Lmao
@@georgiegan truest shit I ever read.but u know that's how they stay rich and don't go broke 🤷
That athlete was Mayweather
Pukes who do uno?
@@slg6233 it's just a guess because Mayweather is known for spending huge amounts
Fuck mayweather
Plus Kevin used to make around 500k per year, Floyd use to make 100mil
@@rl-fc1ry and he said he had mad bitches. mayweather owns a strip club.
This is actual financial advice. He just tried to make it funny. I appreciate him not calling his aunt a female dog.
fantasia243645 shutup bitch
shut up bitch
"Tried to make it funny." Check yo grammer, he made it funny he didn't need to try.
@@sameersharif6929 the fuck is "grammer
@@sameersharif6929 isn't it ironic that you called him out for his grammar. And you still misspelled "your".
Works the same lower down as well. Middle-class people can go broke hanging with upper middle-class folks. _"Sure, I'd love to fly down to Florida with you for a weekend of Marlin fishing this weekend, but I have a mortgage and car and insurance payment due this month."_
_"And the way my bank account is set up..."_
K. Chris Caldwell I’m dead
Hell yeah! I figured that out real quick when I started working in the corporate world and began going on dinners and lunchins with numerous coworkers. Had to cut that mess real quick
Kelly101Girl simple way to save money stay at home lol go to work grocery shop then home lol
K. Chris Caldwell u ain’t hardly lying
For me it's something like "i would love to go to out to a night club with you, but you see i think my landlord wants my rent this month as well."
I would like to comment,but the way my CZcams account is set up.......
Lazy fuck finish the comment.
comment when ur not pmsing
Raman-Kishore Duvvuri comment when you are involved in the thread idiotic fuck lol gtfo
ur attitude really explains the like to dislike ratio on ur yt videos lmfao
Constantine DmS i
Every time he said "the way my bank account is set up" after the first time, I died laughing. 😂😂 it just gets funnier and funnier
Cause we know this feeling 😁bonus overdraft coverage✌
I love when Dwayne and Kevin mention each other 😂
Doesn't anyone notice that he says "this not a joke this is a true story" to much 😂😂
Bayn QD who cares?
Because its not believable lol
That’s what you do when you’re getting ready to tell a colorful story. People do that in everyday conversation. His job is to tell stories to a room
Not everything is a joke some things are real but they're funny
Because sometimes life is stranger than fiction
Dude I can't even IMAGINE the experience or the cost of buying out DISNEYLAND for 8 hours. That's literally the most insane thing I've ever heard.
I know that is insane. It probably cost $10 mil
"Mr. Hart! uh-uh! Didn't go through! I tried it three times! I even wiped it on my pants!"
That shit killed me
"The way my back account is set up" XD
Bank
I just saw him in a credit card commercial. How did he get approved with the way his bank account is setup?
lol
lol!
Lol xD
Is what im saying. See i knew someone else would catch him
"unless you got jeans on, 'cause you gotta wipe it off" LMAO
I didn't get that joke... what does it mean?
Fadzli Realtor It was a punchline🤣🤣 he’s referring to what happened when his card got declined
That’s just good life advice from a waitress.
That "keeping up with the Jones's" attitude is the reason everybody is broke and in debt in the U.S. today.
Dave Ramsey squad..
Ahh , the old "the way my bank is set up!"😂😩
Mekhi Phifer bankrupt now and KH worth 70 million. How life changes.
not surprising after hearing what he did for his sons birthday
He's worth around 120million, he earned like 30 mill a year the past 2 years
i just googled it and it said he's worth -1.3 million. i am richer than him lol idk how accurate the source is though
JoeOf91 Common misconception tho. networth =/= income or actual money. You can be deemed a "billionaire" in networth with only like 100 million in a bank
William Alexander wow he’s broke? Damn!
The way my bank account is set up
Best punching line😂😂😂😂
This is too true. Man, I met a few celebrities after I went to see their concert. I won't say names but their net worth is in the low millions. Im a plumber who makes 80k a year, 50k at the time. They were real cool, brought me on the tour bus to chill. I was saving for a house at the time. They invited me out and I said yea sure. All my house money was gone which was about 10k that took me 2 years to save. Lmfao! Great time and we still keep in touch, but now we do shit like go out on their boats or have dinner when they're in town because the way my bank account is set up I got the checking and the saving and all the money is in the saving. Lmao.
No f'ing Way! :o
lame attempt at a joke
Taaha Siddiqui wow you rlly raining on everybody’s parade here..... I just saw you talk shit to someone else’s comment... you know, it’s just a joke. I don’t understand why you’re trying to bring them down...
Karen Lau At least he aint someone who wants fuckin "evidence". Hate ppl like that nowdays.
Sniper Sharp107 that’s true
Lessons behind jokes. I love it
Is that your real name? So beautiful! Its sounds French, although your surname sounds Malagasy. Am I close?
@卐 Op Bhai 卐 😅🤦🏿♂️ oh shit, derr! In my defence I'm multilingual and understand YT is an international site, so my mind automatically thought of being open.
Case and point, in your name it has a swastika (2 of them) a closed minded person would think "oh no a nazi!" But reading your name and seeing your picture, it's not a swastika in the German sense, which is bad, but a swastika in either Hinduism, Buddhism or Jainism am I right? You could be a neo nazi, but they wouldn't watch a Kevin Hart video!
I even wiped it on my pants 😂😂😂
I like this style of joke telling, when it comes back to something repetitive but that only makes it funnier
I think those are called call backs
0:57 I just realized thats Stephen A Smith sitting front row lmaoooo
He would Not be as successful as He is without all of you haters so thank you
did he give you any piece of that success or ever call you man?
That's not how it works but ok.
Why can’t everyone in this comment thread just go with the comment damn 😂
I don’t see any haters and I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t think he’s hilarious too...
@@inadeqategenes8083 Look at any other black comedians comment section, especially Katt. Everyone is with the same, "Kevin Hart is trash and a sellout" bullshit.
This joke was one of his most popular he had everybody saying this. Haha
This is true for every social class. You gotta know who to hang out with
I love Kevin Hart's comedy. It's a riot! I'm very happy to laugh.
7 years later kevin has twice the earnings than an athlete
He keeps repeating the same joke for every story, genius! A true comedy gem!
I noticed that too. Lol
His shit gets funnier every time I see it.
This was Kevin at his peak this stand up was legendary!!!
Sigh! When Kevin Hart wasn’t as rich. Bam.. 2018 he ballin
Ruguoser Liegise exactly
Hanging out usan bolt and shit
Cause he is a celebrity now. He hustled good.
Bro , this guy is a legend ,I need to meet him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kevin the only one who can say a joke multiple times and still get the biggest laugh
Life lessons with Kevin lol
Me: *minding my own business watching Kevin*
My mom: *barges into my room to ask me if I want food*
Kevin: bItCh
My mom: *anD I oOp-*
same same
Lol
Jiminnnn ❤😘
I would love to watch Kevin's live show, but the way my bank account is set up.........
It's crazy how now he makes just as much as the athletes and hangs out with NBA, NFL, and Soccer players lmao
I can’t type this comment cause u see the way my keyboard is setup... 😂
My God! I love this joke🤣
Hahahha Kevin Hart is one of the best story tellers out there today n he does it in such a hilarious way. I'd pay to see him live any day!!
Oh wait let me check how my bank account is set up
The delivery and timing are spot on.
Hope Kevin is alright. Anyone hear about the news that he got in a car crash?
No, no I didn't, as a matter of fact 👓 📰
He died this morning
Seven why will you say such thing? Why are you wishing the man to died? This is not something to joke about, nothing happened to him, he’s recovering and will get well very soon, let your own wish turn back to you as you’re saying that about someone else.
@@heavenlyjoy I didn't wish anything. I said he's dead.
@@Profile.4 but he's not
I have a couple multi-millionaire friends, when they say I got it, I just say thanks and give back with value and life advice cuz the way my bank account is set up I got a checking s and a savings, and don’t have 5 million in either of them yet 🤣🤪👑
This set doesn't deserve to be "cut up" in parts. hahaha it has to be viewed in one full straight show to appreciate the huge joke.!
Its amazing how good he is at standup
The way my bank account is set 😂😂
I partied like crazy this weekend and was like now I can chill for a month because I spent so much. My friend was like we doing the same thing next week and I immediately thought about this.
Kevin Hart just ROCKS!!!
I've been referencing this skit since it dropped. #TheWayMyBankAccountIsSetUp is some real relatable shit😆💯✊
I wish my bank account was set up in a different way.
This gets so much funnier when you’re old enough to relate
Worse is when the cashier says real loud "We don't take EBT cards!".
Joe Mama lol
Facts lol
5:05 so this is where the legendary meme came from huh
You got it “ball out” 😂😂😂
It's so easy to like this guy ..😀
I use this line when I'm out with my friends =)
Kev always make my day
Friend: “hey you wanna go skydiving “
Me: “um …you see the way my bank account is set up…”
Dude's probably pulling in a couple thousand a year just from interest on his savings account.
Lol Steven A Smith sitting in the front row at 00:58 lmfao
This is the 5th time I'm watching this clip over the last 6 months.
the "unless you got jeans on" part gets me everytime! LOLLL
My card was declined last week at the mall ... I felt like a bitch ..
That's why I never pay with a card I always draw cash
Highest paid comedian talking about money.. how relatable lol
dahippness yeah that was 6 years ago.And athlete was allegedly Floyd Mayweather.
Hart is a comedic genius.
the way he kept repeating that one point tho lmao
That’s called champagne taste with beer money!
I just break out of laughter whenever I see him in any thumbnail 😂😂coz I know he smashed it
What bank do you have... 🤣🤣 great stuf!
"To buy a boat!, I don't even have a fuckin house" 😂😂😂
Still makes me Laugh 😂😂
ain't gonna lie that's my excuse too."The way my bank account is set up I have a student account and a saving account, I put all my money in my saving account"
Kevin...is just natural👌
So true in so many levels. 🤣 Great video 💙🐝💙
I just hope Kev is aight after the accident! This killed me 110%... Get well soon #KevinHart4Real
I seriously wonder how much that cost to buy out the park for eight hours😂
Perfect comedy
I’m crying because I have a hard time accepting things from people 😭
So much money I could’ve saved.
Just dont go
I Love you Kev😍😍😍
And right now he has one of the best watch collections amongst celebrities.💯💛💜
Oh man Kevin he is the best :)
5:33 grey haired guy with orange glasses knows what Kevin talking bout
He’s prolly waayyy more rich than his “Athlete” friend now 😂😂
not yet Mayweather is still top
5:32... That dude was just not having it hey... lol
*"Du-wayne Johnson"*
Kevin is the best straight up! *says it with chest*
3 Business Days! I died!
His one of the greatest stand up Comedians I've ever seen
He really is...
Kevin hart is so funny. Love him
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What he says is exactly in his book 💖❤️
Oh well. Kev's got more net worth than Dwayne now !
Dwayne (I'm guessing Dwayne Johnson) has a net worth of $280M and Kevin Hart is worth $150M
he's talking about Dwyane Wade in this video
@@ntvinh20 thanks for clearing that up
I gotta move some stuff around right now bc of the 3 business days lmfaoooo 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣
Thanks for save my quarentine
Haha, how things have changed in the last 5 years. He has become richer then all of those athletes and celebs he mentioned in this routine. Now those people can't afford to hang-out with Kevin.