I Bought The New Hummer - GTA Online DLC

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  • I Bought The New Hummer - GTA Online Cayo Perico DLC
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  • @unpaid-killer_9164
    @unpaid-killer_9164 Před 3 lety +815

    intro: "Hey guys the guy who paints every car mc-donald colors here"

  • @nicholasbrady7171
    @nicholasbrady7171 Před 3 lety +198

    Intro: “Hey guys “10 seconds of silence”

  • @patrickcraft2375
    @patrickcraft2375 Před 3 lety +53

    Intro: “hey guys, the guy who hasn’t done a heist here”

  • @lorcandelaney9133
    @lorcandelaney9133 Před 3 lety +78

    “Hey guys, guy who won’t buy custom auto shop for his office here”

  • @M4LOUF
    @M4LOUF Před 3 lety +255

    Intro: Hey guys, the guy that talks to his wall more than he talks to anyone else here

  • @hunterwarters
    @hunterwarters Před 3 lety +34

    Intro: “hey guys! The guy who still gives rockstar more support than himself here.”

  • @twisteroonie
    @twisteroonie Před 3 lety +45

    Intro: "Hey guys, the person that gave up all of his life savings on a virtual game here."

  • @aidanthomas8081
    @aidanthomas8081 Před 3 lety +40

    Intro: “Hey guys the guy who can’t complete a sentence here”

  • @kaceyhardy7048
    @kaceyhardy7048 Před 3 lety +136

    Intro: “HEY GUYS!, the guy who is secretly Bill Gates Here.”

  • @Ocmkhi
    @Ocmkhi Před 3 lety +67

    Intro: ”Hey guys, the guy who can’t pay for a telescope here”

  • @ZakkiyiusArt
    @ZakkiyiusArt Před 3 lety +6

    99.99% of comments: intro suggestions
    0.01% of comments: me

  • @Ant2Blurry
    @Ant2Blurry Před 3 lety +9

    Intro: “Hey guys angry Canadian that bathes in maple syrup here”

  • @tippedbyali
    @tippedbyali Před 3 lety +125

    Intro: hey guys the guy who stays in racing outfits and doesn’t race here

  • @ed5806
    @ed5806 Před 3 lety +78

    Intro : Hey guys , the man who forced himself to like all the cars here

  • @RedQuart
    @RedQuart Před 3 lety +20

    Intro: Hey guys, Speirs here. Today we will be talking about the longest tongue twister. Shrewd Simon Short sewed shoes. Seventeen summers, speeding storms, spreading sunshine successively, saw Simon’s small, shabby shop, still standing staunch, saw Simon’s selfsame squeaking sign still swinging silently specifying: Simon Short, Smithfield’s sole surviving shoemaker. Shoes sewed soled super finely.
    Simon’s spry, sedulous spouse, Sally Short, sewed shirts, stitched sheets, stuffed sofas. Simon’s six stout sons - Seth, Samuel, Stephen, Saul, Silas, Shadrach - sold sundries. Sober Seth sold sugar, spices; simple Sam sold saddles, stirrups, screws; sagacious Stephen sold silks, satins, shawls; sceptical Saul sold silver salvers; selfish Shadrach sold salves, shoestrings, stops, saws, skates; slack Silas sold Sally Short’s stuffed sofas.
    Some seven summers since, Simon’s second son Samuel saw Sophia Sophronia Spriggs somewhere. Sweet, smart, sensible Sophia Sophronia Spriggs. Sam soon showed strong symptoms. Sam seldom stayed storing, selling saddles. Sam sighed sorrowfully, sought Sophia Sophronia’s society, sang several serenades slyly. Simon stormed, scolded severely, said Sam seemed so silly singing such shameful, senseless songs. ‘Strange Sam should slight such splendid sales! Strutting spendthrift! Shattered-brained simpleton.’
    ‘Softly, softly, sire,’ said Sally. ‘Sam’s smitten; Sam’s spied some sweetheart.’
    ‘Sentimental schoolboy!’ snarled Simon. ‘Smitten! Stop such stuff.’ Simon sent Sally’s snuffbox spinning, seized Sally’s scissors, smashed Sally’s spectacles, scattering several spools. ‘Sneaking scoundrel! Sam’s shocking silliness shall surcease!’ Scowling, Simon stopped speaking, started swiftly shopward.
    Sally sighed sadly. Summoning Sam, she spoke sweet sympathy. ‘Sam,’ said she, ‘Sire seems singularly snappy; so, solicit, sue, secure Sophronia speedily, Sam.’
    ‘So soon? So soon?’ said Sam, standing stock-still.
    ‘So soon, surely,’ said Sally, smiling, ‘specially since Sire shows such spirits.’
    So Sam, somewhat scared, sauntered slowly. Shaking stupendously, Sam soliloquised: ‘Sophia Sophronia Spriggs, Spriggs - Short - Sophia Sophronia Short-Samuel Short’s spouse - sounds splendid! Suppose she should say - she shan’t - she shan’t!’
    Soon Sam spied Sophia starching shirts, singing softly. Seeing Sam she stopped starching, saluting Sam smilingly. Sam stammered shockingly. ‘Spl-spl-splendid summer season, Sophia.’
    ‘Selling saddles still, Sam?’
    ‘Sar-sar-tin,’ said Sam, starting suddenly. ‘Season’s somewhat sudoriflc,’ said Sam, steadily, staunching streaming sweat, shaking sensibly.
    ‘Sartin,’ said Sophia, smiling significantly. ‘Sip some sweet sherbet, Sam.’ (Silence: sixty seconds.) ‘Sire shot sixty sheldrakes, Saturday,’ said Sophia.
    ‘Sixty? Sho t!’ said Sam. (Silence: seventy-seven seconds.)
    ‘See sister Susan’s sunflowers,’ said Sophia, socially, silencing such stiff silence.
    Sophia’s sprightly sauciness stimulated Sam strangely; so Sam suddenly spoke sentimentally: ‘Sophia, Susan’s sunflowers seem saying Samuel Short, Sophia Sophronia Spriggs stroll serenely, seek some sequestered spot, some sylvan shade. Sparkling springs shall sing soul stirring strains; sweet songsters shall silence secret sighings; super-angelic sylphs shall -’
    Sophia snickered; so Sam stopped. ‘Sophia,’ said Sam, solemnly. ‘Sam,’ said Sophia.
    ‘Sophia, stop smiling; Sam Short’s sincere. Sam’s seeking some sweet spouse, Sophia.’
    Sophia stood silent.
    ‘Speak, Sophia, speak; such suspense speculates sorrow.’ ‘Seek, sire, Sam, seek sire.’
    So Sam sought sire Spriggs. Sire Spriggs said, ‘Sartin.’

  • @joedirtkilliedyou9504
    @joedirtkilliedyou9504 Před 3 lety +1

    Intro:” hey the guy who’s spent more time buying shark cards than going outside” lol

  • @DanielaGarcia-pm9yi
    @DanielaGarcia-pm9yi Před 3 lety +126

    Intro: hey guys the the person who talks to himself here.

  • @Brandon_602
    @Brandon_602 Před 3 lety +96

    Intro: Hey guys, The guy who hasn't done any heist here

  • @bugie9735
    @bugie9735 Před 3 lety +8

    Intro: “hey guys speirs here” “everybody knows the rules.”

  • @landinnlamoureux7459
    @landinnlamoureux7459 Před 3 lety

    Dude it’s been so long since I watched this man I watched him when he used to role play love to see that u grew man keep it up

  • @toxicaramis8786
    @toxicaramis8786 Před 3 lety +6

    Intro: Hey guys, guy who battles with words everyday here.

  • @XfintyonTikTok
    @XfintyonTikTok Před 3 lety +47

    Intro: “Hey guys, the guy who puts DLC in every title here”

    • @bigboi7902
      @bigboi7902 Před 3 lety +3

      Calling this is going be on the next video

    • @leylannfitzgerald8473
      @leylannfitzgerald8473 Před 3 lety +1

      Definitely

    • @wesleyme4455
      @wesleyme4455 Před 3 lety +4

      This right here deserves a sub for you Mey because I mean like you got the intro I’m trying to get the intro to that’s nice that you got it made

    • @slimjim8421
      @slimjim8421 Před 3 lety

      Well done you got the intro

    • @SpeirsTheAmazingHD
      @SpeirsTheAmazingHD  Před 3 lety +8

      @@bigboi7902 maybe

  • @JodakYT
    @JodakYT Před 3 lety +6

    Intro: “Hey Speirs turbo here please unlock me already”

    • @Surkuro6095
      @Surkuro6095 Před 3 lety

      it would have been funnier if you said lime green instead of turbo but still pretty great intro idea 👍

  • @grimstass3097
    @grimstass3097 Před 3 lety

    Speirs I love you so much I’ve been watching your videos for more then 2 years, I’ve always watched your videos and my favourite is your San Andreas and sleeping dogs, I have a lot of youtube accounts so I sub on them to see ur vids. Your truly the best youtuber idc what ANYONE says. Stay safe speirs hope you see this. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @berennicholas5003
    @berennicholas5003 Před 3 lety +30

    Intro: guy who changes his clothes depending on what mood he's in here

  • @khalidalmohammadi916
    @khalidalmohammadi916 Před 3 lety +37

    Into: hey guys the person that is colorblind to words here

  • @joholoe4423
    @joholoe4423 Před 3 lety

    Im not experiencing any problems in my life right now, but your videos really reliefes all the «daily» anexity.

  • @millernihill5945
    @millernihill5945 Před 3 lety +1

    Something Speirs does that I see nobody else do is do this little intro to very vid. Who else loves that?

  • @imacarguy3817
    @imacarguy3817 Před 3 lety +8

    I LOVE that Speirs said "that's basic" to the "basic camo"

    • @phantze
      @phantze Před 3 lety

      He also tried ramming a literal armoured car

  • @tnlchivitas3603
    @tnlchivitas3603 Před 3 lety +19

    Intro: hey guys guy who gets blown up and is a magnet to moders

  • @UahUahUah
    @UahUahUah Před 3 lety

    Loved the video, Keaton. Always put a smile on my face.
    Intro suggestion: "Hey YOU GUYSSSSS?!!!! We're funding Rockstar for another day here."

  • @IdunnO_7
    @IdunnO_7 Před 3 lety

    hey speiers luv ur vid also might get merch

  • @jackson5452
    @jackson5452 Před 3 lety +35

    Intro: hey guys, the guy who’s constantly bullied by the word “submarine” here

    • @nsdq-fn7bo
      @nsdq-fn7bo Před 3 lety +2

      sumbareen

    • @ricksanches6812
      @ricksanches6812 Před 3 lety

      @@GibbleGaming ye shi I thought he thought that’s how u spell it u wa wa

  • @DigisonixTheGod
    @DigisonixTheGod Před 3 lety +24

    Intro:"The guy with a money tree in his backyard here"

  • @Plate..
    @Plate.. Před 3 lety +1

    This is just a compliment you’re really funny and I love it when you Just flip people out of your hum v.

  • @2bits961
    @2bits961 Před 3 lety +2

    intro: "hey speirs, you power company here, and you need to pay your bills"

  • @GreenTwix
    @GreenTwix Před 3 lety +24

    Intro: “hey guys, the guy who finally took terminator out of the basement here”

  • @ow741
    @ow741 Před 3 lety +4

    Intro: hey people, it’s James Bond here with another Minecraft letsplay.

  • @gabearnett641
    @gabearnett641 Před 3 lety

    Hey speirs, you make my day

  • @johnmyers484
    @johnmyers484 Před 3 lety

    Intro: CZcams Presents: Framing The Amazing Speirs

  • @flytlol
    @flytlol Před 3 lety +44

    Intro: “Hey guys, the guy who has a wall as his therapist here”

  • @zacharywindover9840
    @zacharywindover9840 Před 3 lety +26

    Intro idea: hey guys, rockstar’s primary source of income here.

  • @phantomhuntsttv
    @phantomhuntsttv Před 3 lety +1

    Hey spears just wanted to say that you do amazing vids on GTA 5😊

  • @alexwood430
    @alexwood430 Před 3 lety +1

    Intro-"Hey speirs, guys here and welcome back "

  • @cameronandersen7391
    @cameronandersen7391 Před 3 lety +28

    Intro: “ hey guys, the guy who doesn’t bother about trade prices here”

  • @luis2spooky567
    @luis2spooky567 Před 3 lety +3

    Intro: Hey guy “Glizzy gobbler” here back with another glizzy.

  • @miles4112
    @miles4112 Před 3 lety +1

    INTRO “here Guys hey amazing speirs is “

  • @L0gan_00
    @L0gan_00 Před 3 lety

    Congratulations on 3m🥳👍

  • @bbblogs5192
    @bbblogs5192 Před 3 lety +5

    Intro: Hey guys, the guy who spent close to a million dollars on shark cards and talks to him self

  • @lukehillenberg9474
    @lukehillenberg9474 Před 3 lety +29

    INTRO: Hey Guys, guy who's secretly laundering money here.

  • @destroyerfn6287
    @destroyerfn6287 Před 3 lety +42

    Intro: “Hey guys the guy who dresses like a rotting banana here”

  • @ytverx1654
    @ytverx1654 Před rokem

    Spreirs you are the best CZcamsr in 🇨🇦 because you make my day when I’m bored but sadley I have school tomorrow but sorry about me spelling words

  • @blamejayyt2508
    @blamejayyt2508 Před 3 lety +7

    intro: hey guys the guy who is sexually attracted to shark cards here

  • @theadventuresofjokerandfri3162

    Intro: hey guys. The guy who goes to McDonald's to paint his car here

  • @tannerbragg3999
    @tannerbragg3999 Před 3 lety +1

    intro: Hey guys the person who doesn’t know that much about GTA but we love them because of that here

  • @rt-bh-onstix7081
    @rt-bh-onstix7081 Před 3 lety

    Speirs i was watching your old vids and i scrolled past the one when you are getting ur mom a car and bro it gave me happy vibes

  • @j_piggie
    @j_piggie Před 3 lety +3

    Intro:“hey guys the guy who couldn’t even afford to look through the periscope on the pier here”

  • @SweatyHorsePenis
    @SweatyHorsePenis Před 3 lety +17

    Intro: “hey guys, guy who buys a car and sells it the next day here”

  • @sparkzz1920
    @sparkzz1920 Před 3 lety

    Im not here to say an intro idea since im here for the amazing content❤️🔥

  • @ryzen_gaming8381
    @ryzen_gaming8381 Před 3 lety

    Intro: Hey guys, guy who is absolutely amazing here!!!!

  • @DrummerMB
    @DrummerMB Před 3 lety +9

    Intro: Hey guys the guy who uses a homing launcher to take out a jet

  • @crinoxum6549
    @crinoxum6549 Před 3 lety +9

    Congratulations, you have found a comment without the word "intro" in it!
    Oh wait...

  • @random-ve7sf
    @random-ve7sf Před 3 lety +1

    intro: hey guys spiers here you know the one who laughs like a tea kettle here

  • @borgatron3103
    @borgatron3103 Před 3 lety

    Intro: hey guys, speirs the amazing here

  • @misplacedace2037
    @misplacedace2037 Před 3 lety +4

    Intro: “HEY GUYS, the guy secretly created GTA Online here”.

    • @misplacedace2037
      @misplacedace2037 Před 3 lety +1

      Please pick my comment this time, I’ve been trying for like four vids and it would be a great birthday present, seeing as how my B-Day is in two days.

    • @romtoberts1099
      @romtoberts1099 Před 3 lety

      @@misplacedace2037 no

  • @A_gun0
    @A_gun0 Před 3 lety +7

    intro: hey guys, guy who has the best friend as a modder, but still get's blown up by oppressors

    • @Murk3yBird
      @Murk3yBird Před 3 lety

      Why did you take pro gamer dude's pic

  • @GihzyR6
    @GihzyR6 Před 3 lety

    Intro : Hey guys, guy who makes everyone’s day better here

  • @pou6431
    @pou6431 Před 3 lety +2

    Intro: “Hey guys corner talking king here”

  • @chandler808
    @chandler808 Před 3 lety +6

    Speirs how’s it going brotha

    • @SpeirsTheAmazingHD
      @SpeirsTheAmazingHD  Před 3 lety +6

      My man! its going alright how are you?

    • @chandler808
      @chandler808 Před 3 lety +5

      @@SpeirsTheAmazingHD just got a whole lot better now, now that a new video is up!

  • @BreckenDarby
    @BreckenDarby Před 3 lety +3

    Intro: hey guys the guy who went from 80million to not being able to afford a telescope here

  • @dakotaferran6705
    @dakotaferran6705 Před 3 lety

    Probably already been said. But the mechanic delivers it outside your cone of vision. I think back in the day an actual person delivered your vehicle and people constantly killed them. So if you want it near "in front" just look behind where you want it near and wait till it gets delivered. Works sometimes for me :)

  • @notabandicoot5227
    @notabandicoot5227 Před 3 lety

    Did you upgrade your gfx card. Looks a lot better. Nice bro

  • @Poodle-zc8ht
    @Poodle-zc8ht Před 3 lety +4

    Intro: Hey guys the person that went to speach therapy for two years and still cant speak.

  • @SilentFury
    @SilentFury Před 3 lety +3

    Intro: hey guys, the guy who spent all the money rockstar gave him in just a month here

    • @echo5829
      @echo5829 Před 3 lety

      Mine would've been gone in a day😂

  • @TomsCustomCreations
    @TomsCustomCreations Před 3 lety

    Speirs: "woah there's like 18 light bars!"
    Also speirs: *has 2 light bars*

  • @CH-bz4go
    @CH-bz4go Před 3 lety

    I’ve missed this man

  • @yayeet4566
    @yayeet4566 Před 3 lety +14

    Intro: “Hey guys, the guy that is going to have to buy more money again soon.”

  • @General0945
    @General0945 Před 3 lety +7

    Intro: hey guys the person that can't breathe properly here.

  • @C-WIT
    @C-WIT Před 3 lety +1

    Intro: "Hey guys the guy who kills people with his head here" 🤣

    • @C-WIT
      @C-WIT Před 3 lety +1

      LOL SPEIRS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxinewyles6189
    @maxinewyles6189 Před 2 lety

    Ur the best speirs

  • @dylanandriot7040
    @dylanandriot7040 Před 3 lety +23

    Intro: “Hey guys, the the guy that Hasn’t ranked up since last year here”

  • @noahpope7023
    @noahpope7023 Před 3 lety +5

    Into: “hey guys it’s the guy who can’t afford to look through a $1 telescope here”

  • @charliegreenwald5496
    @charliegreenwald5496 Před 3 lety +1

    Intro: hey guys sunbrime here and welcome back to another GTA 5 episode

  • @freddyl0l673
    @freddyl0l673 Před 3 lety +13

    INTRO: Hey guys, The guy who has corny jokes and wont do a heist her.

  • @nortiarcnortiarc8912
    @nortiarcnortiarc8912 Před 3 lety +4

    Intro: “Hey guys! Rockstar’s drip feed’s biggest fan here!”

  • @hollywoodbananadude7923

    Intro: "Hey guys, rockstar invest-- i mean Speirs here."

  • @kraken8855
    @kraken8855 Před 3 lety +1

    Intro: Spiers Spend more on a videogame than in reallife here

  • @GabrielRodriguez-ir8dm
    @GabrielRodriguez-ir8dm Před 3 lety +6

    Intro: “ hey guys, guy who is going bankrupt in gta and real life.”

  • @Aden_B
    @Aden_B Před 3 lety +2

    Intro: "Hey guys I just used the bathroom after drinking my eighth Red Bulls and I didn't wash my hands"

  • @vincentjoanis1342
    @vincentjoanis1342 Před 3 lety

    Intro: The favorite canadien of credit cards compagnie

  • @kloudzy1547
    @kloudzy1547 Před 3 lety +11

    Intro: “Hey guys, the person who after hours of practice still can’t say submarine here.”

  • @LDaniel_BDuce
    @LDaniel_BDuce Před 3 lety +3

    Intro: “Hey guys, the guy who is colorblind to words here”

  • @codyriffle3185
    @codyriffle3185 Před 3 lety

    Intro: "guys the hey guy who heys the guy submarine man, and back welcome to a video another.

  • @rikcano5812
    @rikcano5812 Před 3 lety +1

    Intro: hey guys A Canadian dude going to play GTA online and Gunna be blown up

  • @mr.monkey1595
    @mr.monkey1595 Před 3 lety +3

    Intro: hey guys the one who doesn’t have anyone to talk to so talks to himself here

  • @thevalhallasoldier5546
    @thevalhallasoldier5546 Před 3 lety +8

    “hey guys,the guy whos family thinks he is famous because his phone blows up from calls from the credit card company here“

  • @bugzybrown08
    @bugzybrown08 Před 3 lety +1

    Intro: hey guys, the ceo of shark cards here

  • @rngsamer5892
    @rngsamer5892 Před 3 lety +1

    Intro:they guy who can look threw a $1 Telescope here

  • @rndmdailycontent
    @rndmdailycontent Před 3 lety +4

    99% of the comments are gonna be InTrO:

  • @gavinpeepeepoopoo992
    @gavinpeepeepoopoo992 Před 3 lety +13

    Intro: “hey guys, the guy who funded gta 6 here”