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  • @DanteEdgeworth
    @DanteEdgeworth  Před 4 lety +4791

    Alright what am I doing at 4 mil?
    (Why 4 mil you ask? If you know, you know.)

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 Před 4 lety +8516

    I love how all the JoJos are there
    *And then there's Speedwagon chilling with them too*

    • @KaregoAt
      @KaregoAt Před 4 lety +826

      He needs to be there to annotate, how else would we know what's happening?

    • @poyo7038
      @poyo7038 Před 4 lety +595

      Plot Twist: SpeedWagon is the part 9 Jojo

    • @spider-manys2934
      @spider-manys2934 Před 4 lety +303

      @@KaregoAt yea and he needs to describe how strong DIO is by overreacting

    • @cavaleirobranco995
      @cavaleirobranco995 Před 4 lety +102

      So, *all the JoJos are there*

    • @PhatKochi
      @PhatKochi Před 4 lety +56

      It's one whole big family, even Speedwagon

  • @wheat8487
    @wheat8487 Před 4 lety +9505

    All the Joestars : **There**
    Speedwagon: *“Everyone loves me so I’m acceptable.”*

  • @sonsofsasquatch9087
    @sonsofsasquatch9087 Před 2 lety +3488

    If only Jotaro said: “So its the same type of stand as starplatinum.”

    • @overdosed3002
      @overdosed3002 Před 2 lety +481

      That's what basically happens at the end of the game. Jotaro copies Dio's ability and wins

    • @cansolourfavverse
      @cansolourfavverse Před 2 lety +295

      Spoilers:
      He does

    • @voltpop6594
      @voltpop6594 Před 2 lety +52

      he did tho

    • @virtualfantasy2908
      @virtualfantasy2908 Před 2 lety +20

      @@cansolourfavverse man...Dio...damn HAHAHAHAHA

    • @Karvoel
      @Karvoel Před 2 lety +13

      @@overdosed3002 hahahahahah no wayyy

  • @kegwa2002
    @kegwa2002 Před 2 lety +1376

    I like how, even in the game, Speedwagon feels the need to narrate everything we’re seeing. Props to you, mate.

    • @HarshRaj-xm1jh
      @HarshRaj-xm1jh Před rokem +2

      Which game bro

    • @kegwa2002
      @kegwa2002 Před rokem

      @@HarshRaj-xm1jh Eyes of Heaven

    • @Cell_reverted_egg
      @Cell_reverted_egg Před rokem +11

      (Jotaro and DIO having a smackdown)
      Speedwagon and Jonathan and Young Joseph: "Why is he bleeding all of a sudden?"

    • @Gamer-qr8ee
      @Gamer-qr8ee Před měsícem

      @@Cell_reverted_egg I mean they can't see stands so I can see why they're confused

  • @magi1340
    @magi1340 Před 5 lety +10161

    "Lets unite the Joestar family!"
    *"And Speedwagon too"*

    • @lylevillanueva8624
      @lylevillanueva8624 Před 5 lety +239

      More like "JOJO" cause of Giovanna..

    • @kaenbedehem950
      @kaenbedehem950 Před 5 lety +723

      Speedwagon is part of the family at this point

    • @NICKatronMC
      @NICKatronMC Před 5 lety +316

      He deserves to be that important

    • @mroversteer3739
      @mroversteer3739 Před 4 lety +237

      Speedwagon best jojo

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 Před 4 lety +104

      @@lylevillanueva8624 Whether Haruno Shiobana or Giorno Giovanna, he's both biologically and spiritually a member of the family.

  • @amonkey4707
    @amonkey4707 Před 4 lety +2221

    Star Platinum's true abilities:
    1.Copying abilities of stands similar to it
    2. Bullshit his way out of everything

    • @erbel4120
      @erbel4120 Před 4 lety +255

      The only problem is that it doesn't work against a gay priest

    • @Official_Goku
      @Official_Goku Před 4 lety +84

      its not copying abilities its adapting to the situation beacuse he just gained star finger and learned to time stop/ move in ts because star platinum adapated. it only activates when jotaro needs it

    • @Official_Goku
      @Official_Goku Před 4 lety +95

      @@erbel4120 he forgot his plot armor

    • @amonkey4707
      @amonkey4707 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Official_Goku thats where ability number 2 cues

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 Před 4 lety +21

      Umm, when I was awaken, I was specifically supposed to be strong enough to defeat DIO. so I never bullshited out of anything

  • @puffhell8051
    @puffhell8051 Před 2 lety +854

    Giorno: You"ll never reach reality
    Dio: Too bad, I created reality

    • @infiniteqwerty2351
      @infiniteqwerty2351 Před 2 lety +54

      Dio: Josuke hair sucks he can’t beat me!
      Josuke: ends him in a microsecond*

    • @kupkup6150
      @kupkup6150 Před 11 měsíci +26

      @@infiniteqwerty2351 Dio can easily rewrite his hair and make josuke bald

    • @Kakarotmaybe
      @Kakarotmaybe Před 6 měsíci +4

      ​@@kupkup6150 josuke will be even more pissed

    • @kirbsgaminger3282
      @kirbsgaminger3282 Před 3 měsíci +1

      "Reality is what I want it to be."

  • @TsukasaEishi
    @TsukasaEishi Před rokem +79

    I love how Speedwagon is there as Jonathan's stand.

  • @OGXenos
    @OGXenos Před 4 lety +3321

    Jonathan and Joseph, who can't even see Stands
    "Guess I'll just stand here and pose lmao"

    • @deathmatch9206
      @deathmatch9206 Před 4 lety +156

      Joseph can see the stands

    • @OGXenos
      @OGXenos Před 4 lety +433

      @@deathmatch9206 Young Joseph cant, old Joseph can

    • @deathmatch9206
      @deathmatch9206 Před 4 lety +23

      @@OGXenos ata

    • @apelican9669
      @apelican9669 Před 4 lety +311

      @@OGXenos araki said in an interview that if the SC's were to time travel they would see young joseph wrapped in hermit purple.

    • @woomygfx
      @woomygfx Před 4 lety +118

      They probably have stands too since what awakened every jojo's stand (part 1,2,3) was dio so if they time travelled there stand must of have awakened they just dont know it yet so thats why they dont use it

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 Před 4 lety +23043

    Giorno: Why didn't my Stand's near god-like power stop him?
    Jotaro: I swear I punched him like _really_ hard

    • @7ramirez397
      @7ramirez397 Před 4 lety +2982

      Johnny: Where are my frickin legs

    • @squared2178
      @squared2178 Před 4 lety +3764

      Jonathan and Joseph: *The fuck is going on.*

    • @FaerieHijacker
      @FaerieHijacker Před 4 lety +1892

      @@squared2178 Mostly Jonathan: I don't know what happened but why are they screaming at each other?

    • @thesimpostor6251
      @thesimpostor6251 Před 4 lety +455

      @@squared2178 Joseph can see stands 😑

    • @squared2178
      @squared2178 Před 4 lety +915

      @@thesimpostor6251
      Lmao no. I meant Young Joseph, not part 3 Joseph.

  • @NightWindBR
    @NightWindBR Před 2 lety +46

    4:29 thank you for your efforts Jolyne

  • @nooby5770
    @nooby5770 Před 2 lety +86

    A Stand that reverts any damage done to its user and makes you die forever
    A Stand that that puts you in a rotation loop with unbelievable energy
    **punching**

    • @Sonicwithguns
      @Sonicwithguns Před 3 měsíci +2

      they have to attack their respective enemies for those abilities each to work

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 Před 4 lety +7814

    Non JoJo fans: WTF JUST HAPPENED
    JoJo Fans: WTF JUST HAPPENED

    • @yieldmydonquixote
      @yieldmydonquixote Před 4 lety +338

      Finally, we all come to a agreement.

    • @obeyanims399
      @obeyanims399 Před 4 lety +242

      Correction for jojo fans: *NANI?*

    • @tomasvillarreal9449
      @tomasvillarreal9449 Před 4 lety +113

      More like Non JoJo fans :WTF JUST HAPPENED
      JoJo fans: It just happens

    • @berserkerchannel6238
      @berserkerchannel6238 Před 4 lety +61

      you think WTF JUST HAPPEND BUT
      KONO DIO DA!

    • @sansgolem168
      @sansgolem168 Před 4 lety +27

      @@tomasvillarreal9449 the joke doesn't work if it's not king crimson

  • @UgandanPrinc3
    @UgandanPrinc3 Před 7 lety +13394

    Sees every JoJo... Sees Speedwagon... not even gonna question it

  • @FrijolesLIVE
    @FrijolesLIVE Před 2 lety +194

    I love the part where jotaro immediately says nani when DIO starts laughing, it’s so much more realistic than the dialogue skipping parts

  • @SomeGuyWhoLikesNuggets
    @SomeGuyWhoLikesNuggets Před rokem +43

    alternate title: giorno meets his dad in heaven

  • @Manuel-tb3ew
    @Manuel-tb3ew Před 4 lety +2671

    Giorno: You’ll never- dad!?
    Dio: Son!?
    *Then Jotaro proceded to fix and improve the timelines, while Giorno and Dio bonded at McDonald’s.*

  • @chocolatefish2847
    @chocolatefish2847 Před 4 lety +3300

    dio punched jonny so hard, his horse disappeared

    • @sothasil7716
      @sothasil7716 Před 4 lety +341

      His hol horse disappeared*

    • @alisang364
      @alisang364 Před 4 lety +147

      @@sothasil7716 his WHOLE horse

    • @JukeEmLew
      @JukeEmLew Před 4 lety +103

      @@alisang364 You mean
      The *ENTIRE* horse

    • @lowiq8176
      @lowiq8176 Před 4 lety +21

      His horse disappeared ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @chus7832
      @chus7832 Před 4 lety +8

      Lol

  • @justyouraveragedude7499
    @justyouraveragedude7499 Před 2 lety +130

    DIO, Gone To Heaven is easily one of the most intimidating villains in anime

    • @morbius4296
      @morbius4296 Před 2 lety +18

      Tbh im more intimidated by pucci and tooru
      Pucci could kill me in any second like literally
      Tooru could make me fall my ass over ,stub my toe, and make me accidently step on a sharp lego piece

    • @jonahbrown5669
      @jonahbrown5669 Před rokem +4

      A bisexual vampire boi with white body paint and his name written on his face in a star shape is intimidating?

    • @justyouraveragedude7499
      @justyouraveragedude7499 Před rokem +16

      @@jonahbrown5669 You mean the Immortal vampire dressed like a God that can bend reality itself to his will, defeating people who are said to be able to defeat multiversal opponents? YES. YES I DO.

    • @black_rhino241
      @black_rhino241 Před rokem +3

      @@jonahbrown5669 a vampire with the ability to stop time that was able to achieve heaven and have corpse parts

    • @echo3-196
      @echo3-196 Před rokem +3

      Soft and wet go beyond counters dio over heaven

  • @zhekuegingy
    @zhekuegingy Před 2 lety +24

    Enyaba: All Joestars has gathered???
    Speedwagon: YES!

  • @ArcadeEXP
    @ArcadeEXP Před 4 lety +1162

    This is so weird. The Joestars feel like siblings but they're all mixed up
    Giorno: "We need to stop Dio"
    Jolyne: "Thats's right broth- unc- da- grandad?"

  • @Leonardo-zt3kf
    @Leonardo-zt3kf Před 4 lety +3421

    Giorno: youll never reach reality
    Dio: *_Reality can be whatever i want_*

    • @male6089
      @male6089 Před 4 lety +44

      Omg yes??

    • @nicolasdiez7688
      @nicolasdiez7688 Před 4 lety +141

      @@male6089 yeah. Dio Heaven Ascended developed a Stand called The World Over Heaven. It allows him to rewrite reality and stop with no limit the time

    • @areallyboredwriter
      @areallyboredwriter Před 3 lety +25

      That's Dio Over Heaven in a nutshell.

    • @gdelusiveplayz3609
      @gdelusiveplayz3609 Před 3 lety +16

      Hirohiko Araki: You'll never reach the truth

    • @dantheman885
      @dantheman885 Před 3 lety +1

      690 likes

  • @femboy_4
    @femboy_4 Před 2 lety +51

    The ending of the game takes the "so it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum" to another level.

  • @bytescientistreal
    @bytescientistreal Před rokem +7

    Seeing johnny get thrown around like a ragdoll hurts me spiritually.

  • @requiem2725
    @requiem2725 Před 5 lety +671

    You’ve heard of 7 page Muda, now get ready for 7 Person Muda

    • @nitroh2657
      @nitroh2657 Před 4 lety +4

      I’m happy I’ve scrolled this comment section now

    • @Ragnarok30SP
      @Ragnarok30SP Před 4 lety +3

      Plus speedwagon

    • @gladysgarcia9683
      @gladysgarcia9683 Před 4 lety +2

      6 PERSONS ONLY. YOU KNOW WHY?
      Cuz jotaro says ora

    • @kek-senpai243
      @kek-senpai243 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gladysgarcia9683 5 because josuke (part 4) says DORA!

    • @Leiviosuh
      @Leiviosuh Před 4 lety +1

      4 because Joseph says: Tsugi ni omae wa *3 only because Jolyne says ora* to iu!

  • @StrikeIGuess
    @StrikeIGuess Před 4 lety +2305

    Giorno: *starts playing piano*
    DIO: Mine's bigger
    *crushes Giorno with piano that is also a road roller*

  • @AhmedKhan3.14
    @AhmedKhan3.14 Před 2 lety +13

    Dio: I have the strongest stand
    (Star Platinum used Transform)
    Dio: Not again

  • @MoonlightOfOblvion
    @MoonlightOfOblvion Před 6 měsíci +6

    I find it funny that literal infinity and a stand that has “0” in physical strength couldn’t put a dent on Dio but star platinum by punching really hard punctured his head

  • @gifarydananjoyo755
    @gifarydananjoyo755 Před 4 lety +5849

    How to attack Heaven Ascended DIO :
    Johnny : *INFINITE ROTATION* ❌
    Giorno : *GER* ❌
    Jotaro : *LITERALLY JUST PUNCH HIM SO HARD* ✅

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 Před 4 lety +466

      DIO thought that his old buddy Jotaro was gonna hug him

    • @lh2055
      @lh2055 Před 4 lety +34

      @@fleetadmiralauto6506 Claramente porque ellos tienen grandes poderes en cambio Jotaro sabía exactamente que si detenía el tiempo este se iba a mover en el y por eso aprovecho que no había atacado a los otros y lo golpeo en el cráneo además de que es el Stand en cuanto habilidades se refiere junto con el de Valentine y un poco el de Jolyne y Josuke 4 Star Platinum es el Stand Más Poderoso de todos y el segundo sería The World del Universo de Jotaro y del otro Universo el de Funny Valentine D4C aun así el de Jotaro es el más poderoso en tal caso es el segundo Stand más poderoso en cuanto habilidad y estadisticas solo siendo superado por GER de Giorno todos piensan que Johnny por tener la Rotación Infinita ganaría a Jotaro cuando no si Jotaro detiene el tiempo este notaria que el disparo de Johnny se seguiría moviendo y este haría que el tiempo retomara su curso y después de entender el poder de Tusk Act 4 Jotaro antes de que este dispare su Rotación Infinita detendría el tiempo violando a Johnny y lo mismo iría con MH o Made In Heaven (que no se hable de DIOOH y ZOH o TWOH porque Jotaro ya está demasiado roto) si no fuera por la negligencia de Jotaro y también porque lo nerfearon :v el único capaz de ganarle a Star Platinum es GER y entre el y Johnny ganaría quien ataque primero exactamente pero el resultado sería el mismo ganaría Jotaro y si fuera contra D4C ahí depende de quien use el poder primero (probablemente el poder de D4C es raro para entenderse igual que King Crimson) pero igual ganaría Jotaro y no es que sea un fan de Jotaro lo digo porque en inteligencia es casi o igual que Giorno y mi Jojo favorito es Joseph Besto Jojo y si fuera Joseph el que usase a Star Platinum sería la verga pero el JOseph JOven el que adivina y revienta madres a Dioses Aztecas Metro Sexuales del Físico Culturismo en Tanga

    • @HussiAli123
      @HussiAli123 Před 4 lety +116

      @@lh2055 wat

    • @lh2055
      @lh2055 Před 4 lety +18

      @@HussiAli123 Google Translate

    • @yahya3255
      @yahya3255 Před 4 lety +44

      @@lh2055 language

  • @nightmaremythos4679
    @nightmaremythos4679 Před 4 lety +9133

    Giorno: You will never reach reality
    Dio: Stops GER's punch
    Giorno: Why isn't my piano working?

    • @onlyian
      @onlyian Před 4 lety +688

      Also giorno: hey David Production,where my piano?

    • @leelee2192
      @leelee2192 Před 4 lety +530

      Dio broke the piano before fighting

    • @jadenporter4745
      @jadenporter4745 Před 4 lety +74

      XD LOL VERY FUNNEH

    • @shoeske2925
      @shoeske2925 Před 4 lety +100

      He uses reality overwrite AND the piano isn't work xd

    • @scroll121
      @scroll121 Před 4 lety +54

      He didn't have a piano yet so it was *muda*

  • @nanox2545
    @nanox2545 Před 2 lety +8

    DIO: achieved heaven
    Jotaro: Ctrl+V

  • @holyspirit2233
    @holyspirit2233 Před 2 lety +5

    Jonathan, a non stand user: _what in the fuck they're punching air for?_

  • @MM-np5jz
    @MM-np5jz Před 4 lety +1438

    0:35
    Part 1: Jonathan
    Part 2: Joseph
    Part 3: Jotaro
    Part 4: Josuke 4
    Part 5: Giorno Giovanna
    Part 6: Jolyne
    Part 7: Johnny
    Part 8: Josuke 8
    Part 9: *Speedwagon*

    • @kumorinotclickbait
      @kumorinotclickbait Před 4 lety +76

      @@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 What's your problem?

    • @carloseduardocastelandaluz560
      @carloseduardocastelandaluz560 Před 4 lety +5

      ​@@kumorinotclickbait he is not a joestar and do not begin to say that he is because he is not

    • @kumorinotclickbait
      @kumorinotclickbait Před 4 lety +87

      @@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 r/wooosh

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon Před 4 lety +69

      @@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 you ever heard of a joke mate?

    • @hampter9551
      @hampter9551 Před 4 lety +97

      @@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 you're why Pucci Reset the universe

  • @apen3493
    @apen3493 Před 3 lety +7600

    johnny: INFINITE SPIN
    dio: that's it?
    giorno: RESET TO THE STATE OF NULL
    dio: *yawns*
    jotaro: ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰ
    dio: AAAH MY SKULL

    • @darryljack6612
      @darryljack6612 Před 3 lety +269

      Lol you had me dying for 5 straight minuter

    • @macronym9303
      @macronym9303 Před 3 lety +102

      Underrated

    • @sharilyndiprima
      @sharilyndiprima Před 3 lety +123

      P a u n c h

    • @meo-toph6002
      @meo-toph6002 Před 3 lety +101

      i remember that dio didn't recognize his son after all (sad)

    • @mestrestevet1513
      @mestrestevet1513 Před 3 lety +45

      Bro, look this dude (uehahsushahahahhahaha no no no no ehhhh eh eh eh EH...) AJHHB BUUHHH AAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAH OH LOOK THE TOP OF HIS HEAD BUH HAHAHAHHA

  • @user-rw2of7dw8u
    @user-rw2of7dw8u Před 2 měsíci +6

    Anyone 2024 watching

  • @ezekielcyanoveralls
    @ezekielcyanoveralls Před 2 lety +12

    3:08
    Jotaro: **punches Dio**
    Dio: **GRUNTS IN JOTARO'S VOICE**

  • @julesthegae9395
    @julesthegae9395 Před 3 lety +4389

    G.E.R dindn't work because Giorno's Piano Theme wasn't playing.

  • @short_despair3719
    @short_despair3719 Před 4 lety +618

    1:03 giorno is basically saying
    "Ugh, it's my dad" like the moody teen he is

  • @HanazukaNo.2
    @HanazukaNo.2 Před rokem +6

    I love how Speedwagon is so clueless and the Joestars are literally so calm lmao

  • @gurpreetbajwa4490
    @gurpreetbajwa4490 Před rokem +4

    I never got so excited and then disappointed and then excited again

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip Před 4 lety +1319

    *Time distortion happening*
    Josuke, Jolyne, Giorno: Awww shit here we go again

  • @ldstof
    @ldstof Před 5 lety +2142

    johhny: Ill use my stand that can overpower dimensions to kill him
    giorno: ill use my stand that can reduce anything to nothing to kill him#
    jotaro: i dunno, hit him i guess lol

    • @Zachattack10213
      @Zachattack10213 Před 4 lety +58

      And which one works best?

    • @nigstar1232
      @nigstar1232 Před 4 lety +65

      Zachattack1021 the asspull

    • @memeguy4489
      @memeguy4489 Před 4 lety +144

      Johnny: *rolled a 1*
      Giorno: *rolled a 1*
      Jotaro: *rolled a nat 20 with advantage and proficiency and strength modifier*

    • @Zachattack10213
      @Zachattack10213 Před 4 lety +97

      zac san juan DIO: Roll for Strength!
      Johnny: 20!
      DIO: Not good enough.
      Giorno: 20!
      DIO: Not good enough.
      Jotaro: 10.
      DIO: 40 damage
      Giorno and Johnny: wha-

    • @bacongod5759
      @bacongod5759 Před 4 lety +41

      Jotaro:DIO our stands are the same type so i can use over heaven also

  • @nopwh
    @nopwh Před 7 měsíci +3

    DIO: “This is the Greatest High”
    DIO Over Heaven: “No, no it is not yet..”

  • @lucaschannel726
    @lucaschannel726 Před rokem +7

    I really hope eyes of heaven gets a remastered on all ports like all star battles did. This game is amazing and deserves to be played by everyone!

  • @Paull0183
    @Paull0183 Před 3 lety +8826

    If Dio insulted Josuke's hair he would've lost easily

  • @Jotenks
    @Jotenks Před 4 lety +2561

    I Love how Dio’s D belt is placed right over His actual *D*

  • @philzztheblader1767
    @philzztheblader1767 Před rokem +5

    Love how johnny is STILL on his horse

    • @abroba743
      @abroba743 Před 5 měsíci +1

      O MAI GOD,THE HORSE IS A JOESTAR

  • @Jack5628
    @Jack5628 Před rokem +5

    Dio has finally ascended to a pillar men

  • @alisang364
    @alisang364 Před 4 lety +722

    How to stop a person that has ascended heaven:
    1. Make him spin infinitely
    2. Reset him
    Or
    3. Just punch him

  • @aria8ball
    @aria8ball Před 4 lety +4849

    when Giorno attacked Dio was like:
    Giorno: no
    Dio: no u no

    • @greggaygayakutami1402
      @greggaygayakutami1402 Před 4 lety +84

      That was such an asspull
      GER is long range -.- he couldve fucked Dio up since Dio needs fist contact for Rewriting relaity

    • @veshalan846
      @veshalan846 Před 4 lety +15

      Hata no Kokoro not really it was never stated that he need to be in contact to reality write

    • @greggaygayakutami1402
      @greggaygayakutami1402 Před 4 lety +37

      @@veshalan846 not stated but it was clearly shown that fist contact was needed

    • @veshalan846
      @veshalan846 Před 4 lety +4

      Hata no Kokoro but you still can’t assume something that has not been shown and how did dio tp everybody to him without touching them

    • @greggaygayakutami1402
      @greggaygayakutami1402 Před 4 lety +28

      @@veshalan846 Those are plotholes but Id say he put his fist in the ground to affect the whole scope of the multiverse to tp the Jojos
      There is definitely restrictions in his power.. like how why didnt Dio just kill the Joestars when the Jojos were in his plain sight. And why did dio only rewrite GER and tusk act 4 when they clashed fists and not when they were about to attack

  • @mm_ofc_
    @mm_ofc_ Před 2 lety

    Isso é tão bom que parece animação tipo e muito bom mesmo :) merece mais um inscrito e mais um like

  • @gasmask1051
    @gasmask1051 Před 2 lety +3

    The line of dio getting punch in the head should be:
    WHOOOOA sweet pain, your punch doesn't hurt me at all anymore

  • @diskdrive6113
    @diskdrive6113 Před 4 lety +597

    GER: *doesn’t work*
    Everyone: WE ARE F*CKED

    • @DiamondSG
      @DiamondSG Před 4 lety +57

      Nigerundayo

    • @kingclampz6081
      @kingclampz6081 Před 4 lety +4

      Flying Flanker lolll

    • @modi4751
      @modi4751 Před 4 lety +38

      Jotaro: so... Star platinum is the same type of stand as The World Over heaven...

    • @shadowkillz9606
      @shadowkillz9606 Před 4 lety +17

      @@modi4751 DIO: *Say SIKE right now!*

    • @rajaemanrm
      @rajaemanrm Před 4 lety +5

      @@shadowkillz9606 Jotaro: no.

  • @kaydage6814
    @kaydage6814 Před 4 lety +820

    Johnny: My infinite energy had no effect
    Giorno: Neither did my reality warping godlike powers
    Jotaro: My strategy of punching things really hard has failed me for the first time

    • @Dina-lh9lk
      @Dina-lh9lk Před 4 lety +78

      Maybe Jotaro should try punching, but, punch *h a r d e r*

    • @ceriyox9767
      @ceriyox9767 Před 4 lety +51

      Bonjelly DIO still defeating him : hahahaha you fool my punching is even HARDER.
      Jotaro: hmmm so it's the same type of punch as my Star Platinum

    • @Dina-lh9lk
      @Dina-lh9lk Před 4 lety +34

      @@ceriyox9767
      DIO : oh shit
      Jotaro : *obtains star platinum over heaven*

    • @tapuc4326
      @tapuc4326 Před 4 lety +11

      Technically Jotaro's strategy didn't work against Death 13

    • @rockysage84
      @rockysage84 Před 4 lety

      xD

  • @joethelegend8755
    @joethelegend8755 Před 2 lety +3

    Literally no one ever:
    Speedwagon:IS THIS AN EARTHQUAKE?!

  • @ethanhernandez1696
    @ethanhernandez1696 Před rokem +3

    I love how two of the most broken stands in jojo both did less damage to dio than a stand that just punches it's way out of things

  • @XxNiNjAxX_777
    @XxNiNjAxX_777 Před 4 lety +2877

    GER: *Tries to overwrite reality* “why didn’t my requiem work”. Jotaro: *only punches him* “I kNoW i FeLt HiS sKuLl BaSh In”

    • @SupSammyy
      @SupSammyy Před 4 lety +35

      @Baseado & Vermelhopilado
      And pain. Definitely not immune to pain.

    • @jonasnera2340
      @jonasnera2340 Před 4 lety +11

      @Baseado & Vermelhopilado nah he can move in Time Stop but he can be physically defeated.

    • @quembek6448
      @quembek6448 Před 4 lety +20

      Also Tusk act fucking 4 with a power of infinity didn't do anything to him.

    • @shadowmaster902
      @shadowmaster902 Před 3 lety +12

      @Sam Webber GER prevents the enemy from reaching reality, TWOH overwrites reality.

  • @HelixAdamOxford
    @HelixAdamOxford Před 4 lety +2966

    I just realized josuke and giorno could've healed Johnny's legs but just decided not to

    • @TheJoker-pr5oh
      @TheJoker-pr5oh Před 4 lety +590

      What’s weirder is that Johnny can walk cuz he has act 4 yet he decides to role play as a cripple

    • @curryposterizeslewashedjam3588
      @curryposterizeslewashedjam3588 Před 4 lety +49

      The Joker LMAO

    • @DrakoGo2DaMoon
      @DrakoGo2DaMoon Před 3 lety +11

      Oof

    • @GaiusIntrepidus
      @GaiusIntrepidus Před 3 lety +82

      @@TheJoker-pr5oh he prolly got used to being cripple to the point he still pretends being one

    • @shekler2758
      @shekler2758 Před 3 lety +37

      TheNext the horse’s energy is required to strengthen act 4

  • @trezpen1389
    @trezpen1389 Před 2 lety +3

    Every stand: doesnt work
    jotaro: "so its the same stand.."

  • @zenxizen
    @zenxizen Před rokem +3

    Theres every joestar and then
    Speedwagon is just. There. ☠️

  • @avatar-dk3ks
    @avatar-dk3ks Před 3 lety +9549

    Johnny: INFINITE ROTATION! (doesnt do anything)
    Giorno: RETURN TO ZERO! (doesnt do anything)
    Jotaro: *P U N C H* (works)

    • @fnglilbruh
      @fnglilbruh Před 3 lety +1090

      The same stand always works

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 Před 3 lety +394

      Wait shouldn't giorno's work since he's literally the son of dio and technically Jonathan

    • @fnglilbruh
      @fnglilbruh Před 3 lety +230

      @@mrnukes797 it doesn’t effect his stand who ever his father is

    • @Unknown-bf1tp
      @Unknown-bf1tp Před 3 lety +401

      Return to zero worked and so did infinite rotation, it's just since dio's stand touched the attacks he warped them out of reality technically

    • @Lollol-ty2nx
      @Lollol-ty2nx Před 3 lety +8

      E

  • @cnobu8160
    @cnobu8160 Před 4 lety +1304

    Alternative cutscene:
    DIO defeats all the Joestars (except for Speedwagon), and then tells Josuke that his hair sucks. DIO stops time but Josuke got so mad that he moved in DIO's stopped time and punches DIO. That punch was so hard that it beated the Heaven out of DIO.

    • @ABCindomie1708
      @ABCindomie1708 Před 4 lety +63

      it's like in fairy tail:final series. Natsu was really angry becuase he think Lucy it's already dead. (and i forgot the enemy name but she can stop time) When she stop the time Natsu is moving in the stopped time and punch really hard the enemy (sorry spoiler)

    • @RiderGeats
      @RiderGeats Před 4 lety +69

      @@ABCindomie1708 Doesn't have to care about the spoiler because that anime was so trashy. Also that scene that you said was very fucking garbage tbh, damn Asspulls and Hiro Trashima's rubbish writing.

    • @Kerosene.
      @Kerosene. Před 4 lety +12

      Shitty ending

    • @uneterostardust8233
      @uneterostardust8233 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ABCindomie1708 So * H A P P Y* I quit Fairy tail before that garbage.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Před 4 lety +17

      Heaven Ascension DIO: Hey Josuke get a new hairstyle c'mon yours is trash.
      Josuke: *U wot m8?*

  • @sunglassesfloppa
    @sunglassesfloppa Před rokem +3

    JoJo in particular isn't bizarre...THIS is bizarre...speedwagon and every JoJo...

  • @barghest94
    @barghest94 Před rokem +2

    I like how it's all the Jojo's and for some reason Speedwagon.

  • @snakething87
    @snakething87 Před 4 lety +659

    Act 4 Tusk and GER fail to instantly defeat opponent.
    Jojo fans: "Oh no."

    • @egodeath__
      @egodeath__ Před 4 lety +50

      to be honest I was kinda expecting tusk to fail but ger, being literal god, should’ve atleast had a chance

    • @aprofessionalgamer5355
      @aprofessionalgamer5355 Před 4 lety +28

      @@egodeath__ Now I got a question: G.E.R says no matter what the ability is he'll protect giorno, yet T.W.O.H. beats him...what's the limit on his power?

    • @somethingsuspicious8667
      @somethingsuspicious8667 Před 4 lety +1

      Idk

    • @kaikrassin8096
      @kaikrassin8096 Před 4 lety +41

      There really isn't a limit on T.W.O.H. because it literally just lets DIO do what he wants. The only real limit on it is DIO's own idiocy with using it.

    • @egodeath__
      @egodeath__ Před 4 lety +17

      help help
      I’m so sick of people bullshitting heavens door to being the strongest stand. GER’s ability is to nullify all attacks, and besides he’s long ranged, and can easily dodge heaven’s door.

  • @spacecadetlostintransit
    @spacecadetlostintransit Před 3 lety +2144

    Hey just a reminder, this guy wanted to be a lawyer

  • @theeconomics293
    @theeconomics293 Před 11 měsíci +3

    It took me 6 years to process this but Jotaro's punch would've made sense even if he wasn't "Over Heaven"
    Between the time where Dio OH made his appearance to the Jojos towards the moment Jotaro punched him, he didn't show any feats of invulnerability or invincibility. The World Over Heaven's ability is to re-write reality with his punches, so him punching the Infinite rotation or clashing punches with GER shouldn't be compared to Jotaro's strike to his skull as The World Over Heaven was able to re-write reality for the last two events but Jotaro landed a hit square on his skull, if say the World Over Heaven clashed punches with Star Platinum there like he did with GER, then I can say with certainty that SP would've been blown away.

  • @kieferswastaken
    @kieferswastaken Před 2 lety +1

    DIO: I'm one part short.
    Battle Tendancy: Of course you are.

  • @allenparedes3964
    @allenparedes3964 Před 6 lety +3417

    can we talk about how loyal speedwagon is. theres some universe and time and space shattering shit going down and he still shows up for the final battle

    • @fight_and_die1573
      @fight_and_die1573 Před 4 lety +94

      Allenochi Paredes wdym, Speedwagon is secret protagonist of Jojo Part 9

    • @platypus3899
      @platypus3899 Před 4 lety +100

      Can we talk about how Johnny just BROUGHT A GODDAMN HORSE

    • @demoneon9527
      @demoneon9527 Před 4 lety +15

      Joseph Wilson isn’t that because he can’t walk or some shit?

    • @platypus3899
      @platypus3899 Před 4 lety +37

      Demon Eon WHEEL CHAIRS EXSIST,OR (this is a personal wish) SPEEDWAGON CAN GIVE HIM A RIDE ON HIS BACK

    • @demoneon9527
      @demoneon9527 Před 4 lety +36

      Joseph Wilson well, wheelchairs are not as cool as horses. And Speedwagon is too busy being the best hero to deal with Johnny.

  • @momon5359
    @momon5359 Před 3 lety +1169

    Imagine seeing Kars in the background

  • @RafaelPereira-dc9ir
    @RafaelPereira-dc9ir Před 2 lety

    Seeing Speedwagon along with the Joestars makes him like an badass as an brother and uncle to every1 even not holding an stone :)

  • @WDGaster-wi4tc
    @WDGaster-wi4tc Před rokem +2

    Speedwagon? Nahhh more like speedwaifu
    Speedwagon is my waifu

  • @J-leaf
    @J-leaf Před 5 lety +4908

    Dio: Sub B**ches
    Jonathan: DIO!
    Joseph: DIO!
    Jotaro: DIO!
    Jolyne: DIO!
    Johnny: Alternate Universe DIO!
    Josuke and Josuke: Who?
    Giorno:...........Dad?
    Every JoJo (Except Giorno):.............DAD?

    • @maylwer2500
      @maylwer2500 Před 4 lety +316

      Dio is not his real father to be honest
      His real father is Jonathan

    • @averageyoutubeviewer6005
      @averageyoutubeviewer6005 Před 4 lety +373

      Resonance It is DIO though, DIO was using Jonathan’s body, so it sort of combined both their features. hence why he has the blonde hair from DIO, and eyes from Jonathan.

    • @maylwer2500
      @maylwer2500 Před 4 lety +40

      @@averageyoutubeviewer6005 hmm.... True

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin Před 4 lety +256

      @@beefballboy123 No, his hair turned yellow after his stand appeared.

    • @maylwer2500
      @maylwer2500 Před 4 lety +131

      @@randomgrmlin in anime said that his hair turned yellow because of stand awakening

  • @danielstylo
    @danielstylo Před 4 lety +1014

    Plot twist: what if giorno actually succeed in using GER ability and dio being killed by jotaro was just one of the multiple death that he's currently experiencing just like diavolo was ?

    • @danielstylo
      @danielstylo Před 4 lety +24

      @Astray hahaha yeah I know man just havin fun with the idea of that happening 😆😆

    • @carloseduardocastelandaluz560
      @carloseduardocastelandaluz560 Před 4 lety +1

      his ability is only effective if he touches something directly

    • @danielstylo
      @danielstylo Před 4 lety +12

      @@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 Well GER did punch the world over heaven directly though.

    • @carloseduardocastelandaluz560
      @carloseduardocastelandaluz560 Před 4 lety

      @@danielstylo I mean Dio or the world over heaven ability

    • @SrBlue-qp2ux
      @SrBlue-qp2ux Před 4 lety +12

      @@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 Not really at the end of chapter 12 he casually rewrite the whole universe- the hand thing is : if his hands get injured he can't use the hability

  • @FuujiQ
    @FuujiQ Před 2 lety

    nice audio timing. really made the video!

  • @TerraVy
    @TerraVy Před 2 lety +4

    Dio: can overwrite reality
    Also Dio: wtf are those shoes

  • @pafrutilupis
    @pafrutilupis Před 5 lety +1046

    Jhonny : I will use the Infinte Spin on him
    Giorno: You will never reach reality
    Jotaro: I w i l l p u n c h y o u r h e a d v e r y h a r d

  • @Lexicon865
    @Lexicon865 Před 5 lety +626

    Giorno: *piano plays-* You will never reach reality!
    DIO, Over Heaven: *I REJECT YOUR REALITY, GIOGIO!!!*
    Suddenly, the piano turned against Giorno

  • @syamilbasayev8160
    @syamilbasayev8160 Před 2 lety

    I really like how something as simple as a punch worked on dio

  • @Marco-bt3cv
    @Marco-bt3cv Před rokem

    I love how Speedwagon is Just Happy to be included

  • @darkswords147
    @darkswords147 Před 2 lety +3360

    If only koichi were here, he's a really reliable guy.

  • @dummy3467
    @dummy3467 Před 3 lety +5596

    DIO: *Has literally reached godlike powers and can rewrite reality as he please.*
    Jotaro: **Copy and Paste**

  • @articz7731
    @articz7731 Před 2 lety +3

    If okuyasu was there dio would've gotten control alt deleted

  • @jackmcmorrow9397
    @jackmcmorrow9397 Před 7 lety +349

    DIO has complete control over time and space, immortality, and almost all of the corpse parts, and the ding dong still manages to fucking lose.

    • @DanteEdgeworth
      @DanteEdgeworth  Před 7 lety +126

      Jack McMorrow dude its because he deus ex'd.... AHEM... sorry i meant "pissed off" jotaro

    • @local_hotpotato
      @local_hotpotato Před 6 lety +11

      Jack McMorrow yup definetly written by araki

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 Před 6 lety +6

      Nani? Is the same type of stando!! Is perfectly logic to me

    • @alexisguillen8400
      @alexisguillen8400 Před 6 lety +7

      Jack McMorrow It's because he needed his hands to control his power, after Jotaro destroys then he reverts back to a regular vampire/stand user. The actual asspull was that Jotaro at that very moment also uses this reality changing powers, even though he didn't went trough the process Dio went to get his heaven ascended power.

    • @thanthongsupawiwattakut
      @thanthongsupawiwattakut Před 6 lety +9

      And can also rewrite the reality!
      Still lose.

  • @oris1644
    @oris1644 Před 7 lety +3371

    3:23 *EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID*

    • @Symonch_
      @Symonch_ Před 7 lety +348

      16 generations later Speedwagon is still afraid

    • @MikuFutaba
      @MikuFutaba Před 6 lety +34

      I fucking yelled that when that happened.

    • @dariusjones3488
      @dariusjones3488 Před 6 lety +54

      Haji Lulung nope! *SPEEDWAGON HAS ASCENDED PAST HEAVEN* he just holding back

    • @jefinathariwirza6578
      @jefinathariwirza6578 Před 5 lety +1

      Wah pak haji lulung

    • @triheisenberg
      @triheisenberg Před 5 lety

      Njir haji lulung

  • @Beefaroni_Bert
    @Beefaroni_Bert Před 2 lety +3

    is the sound not matching the vid for anyone else??

  • @Alo11123
    @Alo11123 Před 2 lety

    I love how Speedwagon is just chilling there

  • @rando1572
    @rando1572 Před 7 lety +324

    What the fuck did Johnathan and Joseph think they were gonna do

    • @xSayresthx
      @xSayresthx Před 7 lety +126

      Aiden Skinner Moral support?

    • @wallycastagnir5809
      @wallycastagnir5809 Před 7 lety +146

      the same stuff speedwagon the whole franchise did

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop Před 7 lety +69

      like what, becoming a billionaire by running their own corporations? dude has my respect.

    • @JACKRAIDEN97
      @JACKRAIDEN97 Před 7 lety +158

      Joseph could defeat DIO alone, with the power of asspull.

    • @propagandalf9511
      @propagandalf9511 Před 7 lety +68

      Joseph does the ultimate asspull and gets the ultimate stand *[HERMIT PURPLE OVER HEAVEN]* !!!!!!

  • @amexicangorilla2901
    @amexicangorilla2901 Před 3 lety +11025

    If only they had some German Technology, then they would win instantly.

  • @Jack_Ss
    @Jack_Ss Před 10 měsíci +2

    It would be so cool to see this adapted into an anime season

  • @niepenosprytny6038
    @niepenosprytny6038 Před 2 lety

    It's funny how it's all the jojo's and then just speedwagon. Fucking legend

  • @ondry8780
    @ondry8780 Před 5 lety +3615

    Joseph: Requiem and tusk were usless... there's only one thing we can do..
    Jotaro: Do you mean?
    Joseph and jonathan: Yes.. The joestars secret technique!
    Giorno and jonny: Its now or never!
    Jolyne: Let's do this!
    Speedwagon: Oh nooo!!!
    Joestars: NIGERUNDAYO!! SPEEDWAGON!!!

    • @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104
      @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104 Před 4 lety +324

      Josuke and Josuke8: What technique???

    • @draleokong6796
      @draleokong6796 Před 4 lety +175

      Someone that's In a Fuckton of Fandoms oh don’t act as if both Josukes don’t know. Literally Josuke(4) has an entire arc about him running away in a motorcycle and Josuke(8) has had a lot of running/Chase arcs

    • @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104
      @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104 Před 4 lety +49

      @@draleokong6796 Right, forgot Blue Hawaii and Highway Star

    • @lh2055
      @lh2055 Před 4 lety +18

      Johnny y mis piernas :v? Cargame Josuke 8 xdxddxdx

    • @lilshitvevo8939
      @lilshitvevo8939 Před 4 lety +26

      Ondry • johnny cant stand

  • @sebotrp
    @sebotrp Před 4 lety +592

    When you're so in love with yourself that you tatoo your name on your face. God bless Japanese character design.

  • @danirod2406
    @danirod2406 Před 2 lety +1

    I like how it’s all the mc’s. And then there’s speedwagon

  • @dylee818
    @dylee818 Před 8 měsíci +1

    *johnny’s still on the horse*

  • @dreamcatcher3912
    @dreamcatcher3912 Před 4 lety +1073

    *Earthquake*
    Everyone: *terrified*
    Giorno: "lol guys ik what this is"
    *proceeds to not elaborate*

  • @squared2178
    @squared2178 Před 4 lety +725

    Giorno and Johnny: *attempts to attack DIO with their near god-like stand power but fails miserably.*
    Jotaro: Hey, remember when I said Star Platinum and The World are the same type of stand?
    Heaven Ascended DIO: *SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW*

  • @blind.victim
    @blind.victim Před rokem +2

    Bro, why Dio punched a Giorno? He’s Dio son

  • @shadmanzahid9588
    @shadmanzahid9588 Před rokem +1

    Somehow it's incredibly terrifying to watch Star Platinum, Tusk Act 4 and GER get owned at once