DRUNK TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
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SSSniperWolf 1
SSSniperWolf ilysm you are my favorite youtuber♥️♥️♥️
SSSniperWolf hi
SSSniperWolf Hi
Drunk cheaters caught
“I’m 1% Frosted Flakes!”
I’m about 72% pizza and 28% milkshake xD
Me to😱
I'm 100% water
I’m 47% Oreo and 87% pineapple
%5 cookies
Lol *”you are my little FLUFF”*
iamthelionkingSON...
BUY ME A TWINKIE
I WANT A TWINKIE RIGHT NOW
I love you’re name.
Hostess is out of business
"I don't want to taste the ocean"
-Sssniperwolf 2018
"I'm 6% Captin crunch!"
- m⃨e⃨ 2021
I’m 10% FROOT LOOPS.
I'm 50% nutella
here is a drunk text
" Dude you were so drunk last night "
"No I wasn't "
" Yeah you were because you were shoving batteries up your butt and saying I got the power"
WHAT???!!! how?
Nvm, my tablet glitched -_-
THATS FUNNY..and I get it🤣😂
Omg
I gOt THe pOweR
AAAAAAAAA
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone
lol
SAME
Story of my life
The story of my life no one likes me at all that is my life
You like my song
Lucia Moxey me
I love how she explains everything to us in extra detail
Same!
Why am I replaying the intro over and over to hear her say WEEEEEE pootis ? 😭😭😂😭😂😭
Same❤
Me: I'm not Drunk
Also me: *hugging some random long white bearded old man Crying*
DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE ALIVE BLOODY HELL ITS A MIRACLE
*looks to a blurred lady*
LOOK HAGRID DUMBLEDORE IS ALIVE
I did that as well.. ->-
LOL
If I witnessed that I would've just watched and eventually played along--
I can't get drunk. I have an immunity called: *Underageiotis*
The Hamster Army! Hey same for me as well.
Same here
The Hamster Army! Same
The Hamster Army! Meh too
The Hamster Army! Ohh me to
I tried oysters once...
They tasted good
because they had salmon in them.
I once ate raw oyster straight from the ocean
This made me say weeee continuously during the day ..and everytime I see my brother he laughs and goes weeeee with me then we all start weeeeing🤣🤣🤣
I'm so high right now dudes🤣
*It’s Funny How Some Of Us Are Smarter When Were Drunk 😂*
The SK Sisters yeah I still don’t get it
We’re
I am 13 sadly but I have been wasted on sprite
Lel
The SK Sisters yeah
Teen: I will never drink! We learned too much in health!
Adult: I love alcohol!
Same
100th like
Same bro 😂
not accurate at all!!!😂i’m 13 and drink almost every night💀and teens drink even more
Doggo whaaatttt
I never have been that drunk. They were all pretty good.
1:15 Can we just appreciate how cute the kitten is?
Yes
no
@@uhhiitslouiethedog901alt4 stfu he or she is cuter then Tom holland’s gf
"I want that drunk last night was I" "bro you found a short person and called them Mario and made them eat mushrooms to grow" "yeah I know I wasn't drunk when I did that"
Oh wow-
Omg!! I feel sooooooo bad
I just found out I’m 0.5 percent chicken nuggets
Seeing this made me infinitely happy.
lmao i'd do that to, if i was actually tall
*I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying AY OH*
iM mAdE oF fRoStEd fLaKe oHs
This- this is beautiful.
*i throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying “AY OH IM MADE OF OREOS”*
Learynn Xbox *yes.*
Lol, I found my favorite comments!!! 😂😂😂
@@peckneckanimations yes it is
The fact that this video was posted the year I turned 21 😂😂😂But my birthday wasn't until November.
I have only gotten buzzed/drunk (honestly, what's the difference??? You're intoxicated either way and can't function normally) a couple of times and it was never THAT bad. I honestly remember everything from those 2 nights.
I literally combusted because of the "That's an oyster. Call me" Idk why🤣😂
hahahaa... I LOVE YOU LIA !!! 💖💖
PRINCEZA PSIHO lysm u r the best im your biggest fan 😍😘
Great vid
PRINCEZA PSIHO You mst be a big fan :0 her name is Lia :0
PRINCEZA PSIHO that's so sweet
PRINCEZA PSIHO If you’re reading thisss...
Have an awesome day 😊 and don’t forget that you’re beautiful 😍 please don’t let anyone let you down 💗 and never stop smiling 😃
From a girl that wants to be a successful youtuber one day with this account 💗
I couldn't remember where my phone was, I looked everywhere and EVERYWHEREIt was in my right hand the whole time
I sometimes forget I have my glasses on-
FrozenFriedChicken..me too 😂
XD
Lol my mom be like that all the time
Same @Lia
Always love your videos, hard not to laugh at most of the content.
I am very scared and anxious right now thank you for calming me down with your videos 😊❤
Just the beginning had me dead
*"Weeeeee pootis"*
Same XD
LOL SAME XD
I WANT TWINKIE RIGHT NOW
Hostess is out of business
Me:Seems legit
There was one time when me, my mom and my mom's friend went to Hong Kong for a vacation to Disneyland (on my request, I was arown 9-10)
So it was like 12-1 at night and me and my mom were asleep. My mom's friend (let's call her.....Jenny for easy communication)
So Jenny is a big drinker. She was drinking the alcohol called "famous grouse" and wandering around the streets.
Late that night, she came home and told my mom that she was drinking farmhouse grass 😂
We make fun of her by calling it that ever since. 😂
1:47 i laughed so hard, my mom was wondering why i was so loud xD
She Protecc
She Attacc
But Most Importantly,
She Leads the Wolf Pacc
YASSS QUEEN
YASSSSSS
STOLEN
Best poem in the comments until I realized that It was stolen
@@band2162 which vid
Lia: “that’s, that’s my mans! I love him!!”
Me: Wat.
Wtf
Omg this video is literally the only video I ever see I have to watch this on a daily bruh😂
Hi I love your videos. They always bring a smile to my face
Drunk people are so funny 😂🙌
I’m serious, why do I see you everywhere? I’ve seen you in like 3 of the videos of watched today.
Are you following me?
Adrianna I’ve seen him everywhere too 💀💀
ikr
Adrianna
Emily blunt the time I drunk or crazy and you can see that is a good of we can do is tell you how are things going to the time of we can go back in my day off tomorrow night and sweet I drunk or the time to the time when we get a good deal of we are
That first text message though ...lmaoooo
I like ur videos
I see you everywhere lol
IamthelionkingSON
Your everywhere
Matt Spicer YOURE EVERYWHERE
The only time I’ve ever seen someone drunk was at a wedding when my mom drank to much fireball and I didn’t see this part but apparently she threw up on our car😂
My aunt was on the phone with my Grandma and started looking for her phone, she's never let my aunt live that down lol😂
"I'm dating an IDIOT!"
Me: *"Understandable, have a nice day."*
Lol
@Suguna Kukreja oof
I love the part where the boyfriend texts his girlfriend whom is LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM 😂😂😂 Thats some good shit right there 😂
I studied Classical Percussion Performance for about 2 years and believe it or not, the triangle is the hardest instrument (in Percussion) to perfect your technique on. The reason is the slightest change in angle of attack can and will change the pitch. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Ok but her hair is bomb!
Lia: Nice poilce man!
2020:
*yea bout that...*
Poilce..
Totally..
Police*
Why?
Yes but it's in the UK not AMERICA.
꧁ BubbliBerri ꧂ yes yes
Emily Stanway wdym?
When she said “shwasted” my mind immediately went to “Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh, we got to get shwifty! We gotta get shwifty in here!” 😂
Yas btw omg my name is lilly to
LOL
5:58
I'm from 2021 and still found this funny
*me not even knowing what a oyster is-* 😂
Its natural boba from the ocean
Sssniperwolf: then this guy went on
Ad:... drugs..
Haha
I got that too.. my ad was
Drugs... **dude walking toward a drugdealer** Stop this act. Many ppl overdose or get seriously injured. **cops running** STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! **drugdealer running** **guy about to buy drugs** GET HIMMMM!
@@totally_notavery2812 what theeeeeeeeeee-
@@thedewd11 ye-
@@totally_notavery2812 hummmmm
Drunk texts are the best texts!!! ^_^
Fox Goodman big fan
Roleplaying trash Muune when you try to get likes
Fox Goodman yeah ikr
Yeaa
How is this even fun to watch? How old are you?
Please more of these they are so funny!!!!!!
Dad:- You're my little fluff.
Me:- Thank you Dad. (After a second) nah, he probably drunk.
Lia: I remember EVERYTHING.
------------------------------------------------------
In my case:
Me: I can remember things from when a way like 3 or 4.
Them: what did you have for dinner yesterday?
Me: idk I can't remember.
creamed peanut butter k.
That's me
That's so me xD
same
100th like
She always cheers me up
Me too.
Same
sunsbookishgamesx 200th liker
You said it girl I am crying right now
@@cindermoon8219 shut the front door you were born to be right
The first thing we see:
YOU BUY ME A TWINKIE YOURE MY LIL FLUFF
1:49
"I'm trying"
*(Sends photo of an oyster)*
🤣
I remember I had my glasses on my face and I was like, "Where are my glasses?" Then my brother was like, "They're on your face"😂😑
iv done that before but with my contacts
My grandma went crazy yesterday and started screaming "WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?!?!" My lil brother said "mom they are on your head..."
Me: how is my lil bro faster at finding things than me.. ;-;
Emily Raszka I almost once threw a glass bowl in the trash can. And I once put a milk jug in the bathroom sink.😑 you’re not alone.
@@dakarai1519 wait its your grandma not your mom
Same
If he is 1% Frosted Flakes that means im 99.999999999999% Cinnamon Toast Crunch
The rest is prob milk 😂
Shadowolf099 AJ yep
Means I'm 99. 99999999999999% toast then lol
Raven Draws hehehe😂😂
Same here😂😂
This is the most funniest video I've watched this year
I love her too she always making feel better
Me:*tries to join membership*
Me:*realises I don’t have money*
Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Does that mean you joined and gonna pay minus funds on your credit card?
I like how you're sandwiched between the membership buyer thing or whatever lol(in my phone)
Yep
I get u
I know how that feels
*oBeSe PeNgUiN*
Me:OMG THEIR TALKIN' 'BOUT ME
Pancakes.with.brocoli2 2 Same lol
Sh!the
I have had the same experience with eating oysters but I'm really enjoying them now
Lol she was like “you asked me if I’m single- eh now I’m single.”
*WeeEeEEEeE* Pootis
And
*IamthelionkingSON* got me laughing too much
Same lol
*(= if you can read this you are smart but only the beginning
5:30 Tina saying hi and 2-4-1 chardinay have me *weak* 😂😂😂
Ikrrrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hello World, it me It sounds like a Tina thing to say
Mira P ikr
"I'm so happy I decided to keep u "🤣🤣🤣
I love your videos:)
Who likes before the vid cause they now its ganna be good anyways😂😂
Love the vid !!!!
All da time
TIARA potato me me me me me me me me me me me
Me😂
No need to ask
TIARA potato me!!!😂😂😂
The frosted flakes on has me dying 🤣😂🤣 😂 🤣
Me too 🤣😂
Same
omg i love you so much u inspire me
Your one of the only person that can make me laugh
0:00 this is my friend texting me on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣
Um. Kkkkkkk
LMAO
ur friend is always drunk then XD
Drunk text
“I wasn’t that drunk!”
“Yes you were you threw my hamster and yelled *Pikachu I choose you!!*”
“.......sorry =_=“
Lol
Aww! Poor hamster!
😂Poor hamster😂
haaahahahaha ahhhhh
I feel horrible for laughing
"you were drunk last night at my party"
"no I wasn't"
"YOU THREW MY HAMSTER OUT OF MY WINDOW SAYING PICKACHU I CHOOSE YOU"
"oh yea"
Roses are red, pickles are green , holy sh- this video escalated quickly!
Sssniperwolf: “Only in the uk police are nice”
Me in 2020: •~•
T r u e
I mean she ain’t wrong
I Live In UK 😎
Emi Liz ikr
UK police are soooooo nice
my fav part
dad: weeeeeeeeee pootis
son: yes?
dad: I WANT A TWINKIE RIGHT NOW
son: hostess is out of business
dad: IamthelionkingSON buy me a twinkie
son: dad
dad: you are my little F L U F F
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I’m dead,😂😂😂
IKR me too!
*F L U F F*
Same
Omg I literally have bean watching you for so long your the first CZcamsr that I remember for a long time lia
“I’m 1% Frosted Flakes”!!
3:57
*YAS, THEY HELL’A CUTE..*
*cuter than me....* ;-;
;-;
【ᴀsʜʟʏɴ•ɢᴀᴄʜᴀ •ɢᴀᴍᴇs】 no you cute
【ᴀsʜʟʏɴ•ɢᴀᴄʜᴀ •ɢᴀᴍᴇs】 i agree with grace greenaway
Hey,don’t discourage yourself because true beauty is on the inside! If YOU are nice and kind towards people than that’s what makes you beautiful inside and out looks don’t matter ^-^
Nah your not cute idc
2:10 and yet in at least half of her food related videos she try’s an oyster to see if she will finally like it!😂😂😂 Love her! Makes my day!💙💙
i love you'r vid's and you are amazing im waching right now
“If you eat a thousand grams of something you become one percent of it”
Me: I guess I’m twenty percent Oreos
Thanks for the likes guys🥰
yes i know this is a joke but:
20,000g is ~44lb
44lb = 20%
44 * 5
~220 lb
Oh lol
But Oreos are good tho
I’m probably 50 percent Oreos now lol
@@kavitasingh7403 50%?! how much do you weigh???
IM DYING LAUGHING AT 2AM WHEN I SHOULD BE ASLEEP. HELP.
I feel you
Me
Lol
Same exact situation rn 😁😁
Same
You make me laugh
You make me cry
ssSniperWolf, your the best
So I subscribed
who asked
Is that a poem?if it is GOOD JOB!!
I love your vids
This texts are lit af 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
In Australia our police officers get drunk with you
Really?
Lol yes I know I am from Australia to😂😂
In Australia, the PM goes to public bars and cuts in line. Australia has a great government 👌
xDDDDDD
Wow, really? That sounds awesome
"I'm so happy I decided to keep you."
-Some Random Mom 2019
Read that as soon as it played 😂😂😂
Congrats for 30M Subcriberz!
Love ur vids
You are my little *F L U F F*
iiSensitiveEren that’s what my dad says😱😱
Chelsea Alvarez lmao I really wish my dad says that loll
I love that
No iamthelionkingSON that one always gets me lol
*Buy me a Twinkie*
*it's two in the morning and i get a notification*
Me:WHO TF IS BOTHERING MY BEUTY SLEEP
*sees it's from sniperwolf*
Me:One video couldn't hurt
“I have found alot of kitties tonight”
I love your videos
I loved it when lia said: I Looovee alchohol!
Its so cute
You kinda sus
OOP-
*ThE pArTy WaS aT YoUr HoUsE*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ARMY 💜💜💜
Noooo jungkook is mine
@@Mewcury69 no babe😏
@@aano110 But he is my bias✋😞...but we can share, right?
@@Mewcury69 obviously we can there nearly trillion other girls sharing the same man as us😂😂😂
Lol--"that's an oyster. Call me."
I love your videos😍🐕
I think lia is the perfect example of how being an adult is getting to do what ever you want
You have to pay bills pay taxes pay for electricity pay for a car pay for a house pay for oppiments pay for pets pay to fill up your car pay to fix your car pay for furniture pay for food pay for public transportation take lessons for a drivers license care for your kids/pets do the laundry cook clean pay for electronics . So no you can’t do whatever you want as a adult
@@littledolldisneypreschool2086 you ruined the whole vibe. You didn't even get it. Shut up
@@littledolldisneypreschool2086 no but you can-💀
@@strawberryminghao Not if you're homeless, because apparently everyone hates them for some reason..
@@littledolldisneypreschool2086 that still dont mean you can’t do whatever :/
I'm not old enough to drink but I'm old enough to get a super sugar Rush
same
Same I’m only eleven 🤣
Same I'm 10
Same im 13
SSSNIPERWOLF PEER PRESSURED ME!! 😭
Never been drunk ever. The one with the guy who took the taxi home made me laugh so hard