Useless Machine (Arduino)
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- čas přidán 26. 02. 2016
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"I surrender! I surrender!"
*After 2 seconds.
*"S I K E !"*
fun fact! that's a war crime
@ExGinger who doesn’t love a good war crime
Hello peoplee Nothings really a crime if no one knows
Egg.
Omg XD
Useless? A smile, perhaps laughter, the greatest gift one can receive.
thoughts I get when I'm high in the desert
So ergo, this machine is NOT useless. Now to break all of your brains:
Can ANY object in the world be *entirely* useless?
It's useless for white people
You think it's useless, LOL.😂
@Kevin Alberto totally agree with you dude
Love how a wooden box just casually commits a war crime
Its faking surrender right?
@@darjasedaj9264 yeah
what?
@@aurelia8028 Acting like you're surrendering then opening fire is against the generally accepted rules of war. There needs to be some level of trust for soldiers to surrender.
wood?
It's not useless, it's a robot with personality ! 🔥🔥
U tried
czcams.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/video.html
This idea was stolen from a video probably 10 years ago. It had music, could move with wheels, had sensors and had the white flag ending like he stole.
Everyone Gangsta until the machine pull out a gun
Lmao XD
Ay 69 likes imma ruin and go brrrrrrrrrrrr
I one point I almost expected it to come out at terminal velocity with a sharp objects to impale his finger, then I almost thought the white flag was that
Push the lever one more god damm time.
Tianz725 yeey
Useless?
It's unpredictable.
*Every time, a new twist.*
This is probably all the moves that are coded into the arduino and they would repeat in order from first one if the video were to continue.
@@AugisTv oh, that's a scam!
@@dudesparrow6605 respect your name
Augustinas Jonušas
Or given a random function...
Some one sitting under that table and doing well these stuffs
I love how it waved the flag went in an then quickly flicked the switch
thats also literally a war crime lol
0:51 imagine the machine just starts shooting him
This should be installed in all nuclear missile launch switch.
No more war possibly
Yes
A nobel peace prize for this one here!
Those poor bastards will spend hours trying to figure it out.
what so the bombs can be triggered again and again each time the machine is switched off and on again?
This one has more personality than the others.
Ya! More personality than some people
@@shalingomez2647 I see darkness in you
@@kenanthonaldanese432 same as you🖤
@@shalingomez2647 nah i just have dark armpit but not the soul
@@kenanthonaldanese432 I have heard potato juice helps. Good luck
I like how right at the beginning, before they flick the switch, the mechanism jitters slightly like you just woke it up. That's cute.
Didn’t know a box has so many personalities
No
You just copied someone's comment, i wonder what's your personality
czcams.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/video.html
@@funxiionhmed1325 who cares 🌚
This idea was stolen from a video probably 10 years ago. It had music, could move with wheels, had sensors and had the white flag ending like he stole.
I imagine a gun coming out when it’s really pissed
I mean, it committed a war crime. I wouldn't be surprised if it had a gun.
that escalated quickly
Oooof
"Write that down, write that down!"
That would require the addition of an American Flag
how can a machine have so much personality
I was thinking exactly the same thing haha
It doesn't have personality
It's just 8 different responses for flip switching which always appear in same order
Edit:
Holy shit thanks for likes on this comment.
Now that this post has become somewhat triggered to so many people.
I wanna clear up something.
-l made this post with no ill intention or not show off that IAM being a smart ass according to some "people" here.
-Those next comments I only replied in a sarcastic tone due to people were being judgmental on small post I made.
--If you guys go with the flow and join hatred I don't know what to say
-well have a nice day and peace out :)
@@sanjeevdandin9350 🙄
@@sanjeevdandin9350 chill bro
sanjeev dandin aren’t you Albert Einstein?
1:05 I knew that it didnt want to give up 😂
Evet
This really isn't useless, thats actually pretty cool you made that lol. Especially considering how well the programming of the motors look, and even the randomness of it is very impressive and creative. Knowledge and Creativity aint useless man!!
Mom: what a useless thing
Me: it was only five dollars
Mom: no I meant you
Daaaaaamn
😂
OOF size
LARGE
200. Like from me 🤗
Hahahaa
Something without a face has no right to be this adorable.
M. S. I take it you did not look into the box... it likely has a face not even his mother would....
The truth! AHHH
@@stopsign1663 stop
1k like
Jesus! One thousand likes in a day? Mom, I'm popular!
Robot keeps pushing the lever
Him: takes the lever off
Robot: wait, that’s illegal
no levers are illegal. (says a democrat)
Love it! This could entertain for hours.
Can imagine one of these sitting on the desk of the professional argument specialist in the Monty Python Argument sketch
HE IS NOT USELESS HE'S DOING HIS BEST
yes he is doing his best at something useless
Yeah, I'm trying to do my best
@Buddy Hopland well if they provide sexual favors, then of course they can be.
I think ur Talking about Sakura
@Exetetionよいです 笑
He protecc,
He attacc,
But most importantly,
He pushed the lever bacc.
STOLEN MEME
I thought it's a carrot
@@melonmusk1179 AND WHAT? EVERYBODY USES THIS COMMENT
İçerik Adam sus lan çalıntı fln değil herkes kullanıyo insanları eleştirme ilk kendine bak
he also surrendered!
I love the personality you gave it it’s funny and unpredictable
Lol, this one is cool. I like the way you did the timing on the trapdoor. Kinda gave the machine emotions. 😂
This could be a pixar short
😂😂
sang p uP
A dude keeps flicking the switch and in the end the robot stops flicking the switch it turns out the switch was his life support the robot is dead end scene
@shrek onion Bruh, why are you the way you are?
@@nojatha4637 lol
Never has a machine demonstrated as much sass as this one.
🤣
Facts
indeed, cheeky little bugger innit?!!
Saaaaas, bruh, faz sol
Awokawokawok 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you so much for this piece of engineering 😌
Thief: This box looks special... might be something precious
The Box:
This machine has more personality than the entire family of the kardashians
Keeping up with the useless plastic- I mean kardashians
Agree.
Facts
I saw your comment on Reddit lol
Congratulation bro, you're now reddit famous
The difference in speed just makes this machine the best toy ever😂😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@zaeyact hey HEY *HEY NO STOP STOP!!!*
*thats what she said*
@@zaeyact
*W O A H*
@@zaeyact d o n t y o u d a r e
Flips switch....
Machine: and I took that personally
That was amazing , man good job
This machine has more personality than 90% of my teachers
the fact this is true is such a sad reflection of reality.
This machine has more personality than half of the Earth's population.
More personality than the girls at my school
Same
Matej Marković Or 90% of your peers.
Her: He must be thinking about another girl.
Him:
On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/On/off/
@@tjl2836 yessir
TJ L on
@@Unlokigami off
@@tjl2836 on
I needed that laugh tonight. Thank you 🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life omg
I feel like destroying this machine would be murder
@@Jmzz542 what the actual fuck
Jm ZZ don’t see what being vegetarian has to do with being pro war. And actually I resent you calling the guy pro war like that’s a bad thing. You do realize that without war we’d be Germans right now don’t you? If everyone acted the way the Bible tells us to, there wouldn’t be need for war, but the fact is that we’ve got people like hitler and Stalin in this world and people like that need to be stopped. Based on your comment alone I can tell that you are some left educated idiot that swallows everything the media tells you.
Jm ZZ you have got to be the most hot headed person I’ve had the pleasure of commenting on. If all you can do is insult anyone that disagrees with you then good bye and God bless.
Jm ZZ I don’t like Obama but he wasn’t as bad as you say he is and what the heck are you talking about Churchill for. And as far as us bombing japan, we gave them plenty of warning. It was their fault that they didn’t end the war then and there. If we didn’t bomb em then, the war could have gone on for another five years. And like I said, if it wasn’t for war, we would all be speaking German right now. War is a terrible thing but a necessary thing.
Jm ZZ and don’t you talk crap about my country that way. I’m assuming you’re an American, and if you are either leave this country or love it. We don’t need idiots like you here. Your probably one of those antifa lunatics aren’t you. I’m done with this conversation. Good day and again God bless
I never knew a small metal stick could be so sassy.
This machine has so much character in it.
The best 1 minute and 5 seconds of my life
This so called “useless machine” has made its own purpose. To entertain us.
czcams.com/video/wtbcaWnybzs/video.html
Is this why you left your wife?
It will take over the world one day.
Flicks switch the 3rd time
The box: *whips out a 9mm*
I have done it. The 369.
Double barrel shotgun gets better
I need one of these, this is beautiful
The last moment after it rise flag out and still manage do the betrayal got me😂
Machine be like:
Call an ambulance, but not for me.
.
Huh
BUT FOR YOU
To crush your head.
*The machine has more personality than all netflix characters*
Edit:
Some idiot named *Kiken* , on this comment, wants attention
stolen comment
lossr
loser
get ur own comment
instead of stealing other comments
I actually saw so much personality in that robot, good creation.
Насколько харизматично это устройство! Просто волшебно!
милая коробочка
Imagine archeologist trying to figure out the purpose of this machine in the future
so basically our ancestors were like **a useless monument with no meaning at all** (stonehenge)
Hola, que significa "LMAO"?
@@brandon-4949 Yeah, I’d love to see their reaction when they realize all of this engineering was just for laughs
@@LuckyFlanker13 no responde mi pregunta xd
@@brandon-4949 lo siento, significa que nosotros estamos riendo.
I'm somewhat of a useless machine myself.
sup camelot. it just pop up in your recommends? mine too lol.
me too bro
We took a vote. We all agree. ;)
We all are
Yes you're..✌
Everybody gansta until that machine pull up a gun
This is the best one I've ever seen!
Scientist out there spending years making a robot, this literally has more personality than all of them
than* but you still get a like
@@Pseeeeeebsuuu Than* Capital T.
*there
@@turkikaboha9478 English is not my main language, but aren't capital letters supposed to be on first words or names?
This Machine is truly depicting real human character.
Hmm, I wonder why (!)
another machine czcams.com/video/eKSHX2Vt3mc/video.html
Reminds me of how we can project a personality into Walle and others too
nop its following random timing programing
Yes correct!
I imagine the sadness this guy will have when the machine does not flick the switch one day.
Whoa, amazing😄 best one Ive ever seen
If Tom and Jerry was a box, this would be it.
Yeahh
Underrated comment.. wow hahaha
this has more personality than instagram and tiktok "influencers"
@Ioana * yep
Jajaha
Shout out to my boy tachanka
Pouahaha you made my day 😂
A blade of grass has more influence and personality than either of those, when you think about it.
I don't know why I found this so damn entertaining lol.
I had to like this video over and over
+What do you watch on CZcams?
-It's complicated..
How many times have people asked me that and I have never exactly known what to say to them because it's complicated lol
@@tangibleandroid818 Exactly man
STOLEN COMMENT DUUUUUDE
Déjà vu
@@melonmusk1179 well nahhh this is everywhere
This machine has more moods than my ex wife.
how's that even possible
Your comment makes me moody 😂
Needs more likes
Wow dangerous😂
She is never moody with me?
wow, that is awesome work😮❤
My left ear enjoying this
What's interesting is that this machine commited a war crime.
faking surrender
😂😂😂
Just copy ppl's comments nice job
Nice job copying comments from other videos
It did a French.
Who else had low expectations for this recommended vid, but actually enjoyed it?
How are people getting this recommended too
lol
He built a machine programmed for sass. It's amazing.
so true
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Finally such a good competition*
This what I need during Quarantine.
human:
box: "it's not about winning, it's about sending a message"
Dhar mann quotes?
@@TMGHD272 no, its joker
Alpharad?
Lol 5th
1:02 _"butalsowinning"_
Imagine people of the future trying to figure out wtf this thing is for
Jay Hosh spends few decades trying to crack the code only to find out it was just nothing
Its a fun joke
Bless the machine spirit
There will be that Asian kid in the future transforming this into another scale with way more guns
Given the bias to assume artifacts are used for religious rituals, I can't even imagine what "shrine function" they'll come up with to fit that expectation.
Maybe they'll think it's a form of penance? An allegory for Sisyphus? Now I want one of these with a carving of a man rolling a boulder up a hill on the side.
This is the best thing ever ! 🙂
One of the better examples on youtube.
Imagine archeologists 2000 years from now discussing the purpose of this machine
2100 Someone:- 2020 people was awesome they made this useful machine to us in their time😭😭😭(we😂😂😂)
Copied
🤣
Nice copy
Imagine archeologists 2000 years from now discussing the purpose of copying comments
Who’s here after watching another useless machine first, and was wondering what the original was
Me 😂😂😂
Me
* M E *
Me
Mee
This so called useless machine is playing better than most video gamers
The triple fake and the slow switch were my fav moves lol
Man: pushes the lever.
Machine: So you have chosen Death.
*pushes the lever
That is not a lever
MattyRam13 it kinda is
So you have chosen... DEATH!!!
Edit: it just pushes it back, I don't think this meme fits here.
It’s “so you have chosen death” not “so you choose death”
After fake surrender,
"Machine pulls out a gun.
EDIT:- thanks for 1.5 k likes🤩
That's a new idea
*SIKE!*
Hitman
oofed
420 likes...leave this
I loved the code, is so simple but good at the same time lol
Man:*breaks the orange thing*
Machine:*extracts a second one*
The main question is: When will this machine pull out a gun??
When it raises an American flag instead
When the tree of robotic liberty needs to be watered with human blood
if it doesn't pull a gun before it raises white flag then it's not allowed to pull gun. it's in the arduino geneva convention.
Soon
When u add that condition in the code and provide the appropriate hardware, then not only it will pull out the gun, it'll shoot too
Haha what a useless little thing...
*I WANT IT*
KhiyAAr es 😂
tru as fuk
I NEED IT
*EXACTLY* 😂
@@arekwieko6528
I care. Now STFU.
Incredible job what a work
Cinematic Gold.
This machine is literally useless it says so in the title.
4.5 million people: *Hmm, I’ll be the judge of that.*
What you answer
Not funny
?
2 days later the viewers have grown to 5,5 millions. THE VIRUS SPREADS VERY QUICKLY!!!
@@JJMDthelilypod k
I actually fell for the white flag !!!
Fooled by a useless machine XD
Aadhithyan lmao, a is write
@@soulninjadev Actually in this case a is correct.
@Aadhithyan “A” is right in this case, dimwit
@Nietzsche Nietzsche not funny
I didnt. When i saw it i was like "sike"
why this is the funiest thing I ever seen in my entire life?
I was already impressed, but when it surrendered i burst out laughing. That thing is so cool!
Lol
Me too bro
Sad
This video is me and my sister in a nutshell
i thought "i'm gonna be original with this comment teheehee", scrolled down and you already said what i was thinking
thats actually sad
Guy: Flicks switch
Machine: *Now this is an avengers level threat*
This made me laugh
I chuckled.
I breathed out of my nose
I existed
I peed.
My right ear loved this video
I love this so very much
It's like something from Wallace and Gromit. :)
Wait its actualy you
Ooommmmmgggyy
Holy sh-moly! It's actually you?!
Lol
lol it's you
"What is my purpose?"
"You flip this switch"
"Oh my god..."
Johnny 5 well it’s great for declining wrong levers
Don't put gods name in vain
"welcome to the club pal''
czcams.com/video/sa9MpLXuLs0/video.html
parsa miri stares intensely before getting interrupted
Possibly the best use of an Arduino on youtube.
This video surpasses my expectation
"One day robots are going to take over humanity!!"
Robots:
Lol
I’d play with this thing all day. Not useless after all
@@sfr4864 lol I thought this comment was made 8 years ago am stupid 🤣
I sa so confused
@@nopex9449 lol, My trick worked.
0:39 Angry as heck!
The amount of personality this little machine has is quite impressive
Plot twist there's actually a guy under the table who's controlling this
Anything that provides a minute of wholesome entertainment is hardly useless.