To-Do List: - Kill Mario and Luigi - Get Sonic stoned - Build a microwave - Scold Scratch and Grounder - Weep at the passing of time and life's futility - Brainstorm - Edit Wikipedia - Eat a hotdog - Engage in voyeurism - Have penis broken - Look at yaoi of Sonic and Tails - Participate in gladiator tournament - Exercise - Climb stairs - Have cursing contest with Sonic - Go to a rave - Build a statue - Snort cocaine - Find a new joke - Win
Synopsis: Once upon a time, Mario and Luigi get invited to Robotnikland, but it turns out to be a trap. Luigi hopes that they have lots of spaghetti, but then Robotnik shows up and obliterates the Mario Bros, who were being used as test subjects to see if it would work. Robotnik then gets upset thinking that Sonic might not show up to get caught, so he assists Tebill’s help and threatens Scratch and Grounder with a magnet if they don’t help him. Coconuts is surprised by this, and Grounder raises a flag showing that they’re going to get Tebill, and rubs a statue’s face to show them what Sonic looks like in case they forgot. Robotnik looks out the window and realizes that Sonic was caught in it so he celebrates by building himself a microwave, so he shakes up a microwave-in-a-can device. Sonic gets caught in the trap. He survives, but is much slower now. Robotnik is then upset that Sonic didn’t actually die, but then realizes that he’s much easier to kill now. Right then, dinnertime happens, but his nincombots accidentally switched his dinner with a bomb. Then Robotnik gets mad at them. Sonic tries to see if he can still do Tails, and he still can. Robotnik, surprisingly wants to watch, but Scratch and Grounder think that Robotnik wants to see them do it, it ends up distracting Robotnik so he doesn’t get to see Sonic and Tails do it. Robotnik tries to grow extra body parts to strangle them but is unable to, so he decides to take a course on vendering. Scratch calls for help because Robotnik tried to attack him. Robotnik practices to see if he can fly backwards, accidentally flies into his mom’s mountain cave where she ends up nagging him. Robotnik orders Scratch and Grounder to break his you-know-what in case his mom tries to grab him by it. They decide he should have a reunion with his son first, and Robotnik is happy to see him, but kicks Scratch and Grounder for disobeying him. Robotnik plans on going to the SOOS mine to steal some jewels until he sees that Tails has taken Sonic there and got a new pirate hat. Tails repeatedly reaches for it and Robotnik is surprised by the friction so he tries to see if he can row a boat fast enough to generate more than Tails, but chickens out. He breathes very weirdly, and refuses Scratch’s requests as punishment for what he did earlier. Scratch tries to lick Robotnik and pulls up a picture of Sonic and Tails kissing. Robotnik has something from seeing this, Scratch and Grounder notice and Robotnik tells them it was only a small one and shakes his head slowly. He sees his clock is going to far so he tells it not to but then it stops so Robotnik tells it to keep ticking and then scolds them. He heads off to the gladiators, and Scratch finds it funny until Robotnik chases him with a gun to get out of his life. He then gets surprised when seeing Sonic, and becomes worried that Sonic might regain his speed, so he gets mad and locks Sonic in a cage, calling him slimy. Robotnik then touches his toes to work out, but Sonic shrugs and then does something that I really shouldn’t say. Robotnik doesn’t remember programming Sonic to do that, but cuts himself off because he doesn’t want to admit in front of his nincombots that he created Sonic. So Robotnik instead tells Sonic to have no slip-ups and flickers the lights for dramatic effect, but Sonic uses this opportunity to do Tails. Coconuts calls Robotnik out for his hypocrisy, saying he’s one to talk since he has slip-ups all the time. Robotnik is startled by this and tries to drown it out with a swearing contest with Sonic, but ends up losing and having a seizure. He tells Sonic that it’s over, and tries to echo it to be dramatic. He then practices his echoing skills by saying “Dis” repeatedly, and gets rewarded with a royal D-word and a scepter. Robotnik is excited about this so he tells his phone to build a statue of him as celebration. Sonic then tries to spin-dash in an attempt to regain his speed, and Robotnik realizes that Sonic must have had some mysterious popcorn to make the effects wear off. He sniffs the popcorn and realizes there’s cocaine in it. Then Quark comes along and proposes a C-word between Robotnik and Grounder, and kisses him for luck. Robotnik calls him a thumbling quack and spazzes out, but realizes it’s a good idea. The C-word is actually a game of hup-FAAF. Robotnik loses, setting off a bomb. Robotnik growls at his loss, so Grounder tells Robotnik to stop complaining since it’s his turn to come out on top this time. Robotnik calls Grounder a D-word, but while doing so, realizes that he came up with a new joke, so he realizes that he truly did win. Sonic turns insane from being in the cage, so he escapes and dramatically tells Robotnik to give Lucifer his soul. Robotnik realizes that Sonic might become more insane and evil than him because of how he was in the cage for too long. Robotnik refuses to be out-eviled so he has an epic battle with the new insane Sonic on the surface of the sun but ends up losing, and as a result, ends up exactly where he was before-being nagged by his mother.
To do list Surprise Pesky Plumbers Shake hand at statue Build A Microwave Rip apart calendar Call a tank a sandwich Turn around Fall Walk Deny Scratch Fly Kill Scratch Pretend to play Rugby Don’t remember Ask to build a statue Smell gold Be excellent Explode Make an original joke Win Try to flatten that Hedgehog
"Because Princess Inada Is Scolding Me", the stage 1 boss theme from Touhou 10. A word of warning: expect to go on a CZcams walk if you search for the song; you'll want to listen to as many Touhou songs as possible once you hear one you like.
@PivotCommando Lemme try 1 Surprise Mario and Luigi 2 Rub stone Sonic's face 3 Build microwave 4 Rip dates off calenders 5 Make exploding dinner 6 Fly backwards into a wall 7 Get yelled at by his mother saying jibberish 8 Get unmentionable broken 9 Elbow his son 10 Row a boat, scream, row other way 11 Have a small E word 12 Fly away saying Gladiators 13 Chase Scratch yelling “GET OUT OF MY LIFE!” 14 Climb a staircase in a flashing light room 15 Swearing contest with Sonic 16 Invent new joke
To-Do List:
- Kill Mario and Luigi
- Get Sonic stoned
- Build a microwave
- Scold Scratch and Grounder
- Weep at the passing of time and life's futility
- Brainstorm
- Edit Wikipedia
- Eat a hotdog
- Engage in voyeurism
- Have penis broken
- Look at yaoi of Sonic and Tails
- Participate in gladiator tournament
- Exercise
- Climb stairs
- Have cursing contest with Sonic
- Go to a rave
- Build a statue
- Snort cocaine
- Find a new joke
- Win
Don't forget to give Lucifer your soul.
0:49 Tails' face makes me think that this is a regular thing and he's like "again? We just did 5 minutes ago..."
Please kill me
okay, get in: ⚰
"Wait for me, I want to watch!"
"Congradulations! You found a new joke!"
"I WIN!"
I nearly fell off my seat at that!
WHEN HE SAID THE BEAN SMELLED LIKE COCAINE, I SPAT MY SODA ALL OVER THE SCREEN!!!!!!!!!
(Sniff sniff)
Mmmm
(sniffs again)
Smells like.....
(sniffs one last time)
COCAINE!!!
"I order you to break my pe-nis." And Junior obliges.
"dinner"
"NO YOU FABRIC"
Kay G. Radley
NO YOU SANDWICH
I'll build myself a microwave
Howd that work out for you??
This. This one. THIS is the pinnacle of the medium. Sentence mixing, random noises, tasteful earraep, it's all here and at it's best.
The 'most replayed' tag is right where I expected it would be
Synopsis: Once upon a time, Mario and Luigi get invited to Robotnikland, but it turns out to be a trap. Luigi hopes that they have lots of spaghetti, but then Robotnik shows up and obliterates the Mario Bros, who were being used as test subjects to see if it would work. Robotnik then gets upset thinking that Sonic might not show up to get caught, so he assists Tebill’s help and threatens Scratch and Grounder with a magnet if they don’t help him. Coconuts is surprised by this, and Grounder raises a flag showing that they’re going to get Tebill, and rubs a statue’s face to show them what Sonic looks like in case they forgot. Robotnik looks out the window and realizes that Sonic was caught in it so he celebrates by building himself a microwave, so he shakes up a microwave-in-a-can device. Sonic gets caught in the trap. He survives, but is much slower now. Robotnik is then upset that Sonic didn’t actually die, but then realizes that he’s much easier to kill now. Right then, dinnertime happens, but his nincombots accidentally switched his dinner with a bomb. Then Robotnik gets mad at them. Sonic tries to see if he can still do Tails, and he still can. Robotnik, surprisingly wants to watch, but Scratch and Grounder think that Robotnik wants to see them do it, it ends up distracting Robotnik so he doesn’t get to see Sonic and Tails do it. Robotnik tries to grow extra body parts to strangle them but is unable to, so he decides to take a course on vendering. Scratch calls for help because Robotnik tried to attack him. Robotnik practices to see if he can fly backwards, accidentally flies into his mom’s mountain cave where she ends up nagging him. Robotnik orders Scratch and Grounder to break his you-know-what in case his mom tries to grab him by it. They decide he should have a reunion with his son first, and Robotnik is happy to see him, but kicks Scratch and Grounder for disobeying him. Robotnik plans on going to the SOOS mine to steal some jewels until he sees that Tails has taken Sonic there and got a new pirate hat. Tails repeatedly reaches for it and Robotnik is surprised by the friction so he tries to see if he can row a boat fast enough to generate more than Tails, but chickens out. He breathes very weirdly, and refuses Scratch’s requests as punishment for what he did earlier. Scratch tries to lick Robotnik and pulls up a picture of Sonic and Tails kissing. Robotnik has something from seeing this, Scratch and Grounder notice and Robotnik tells them it was only a small one and shakes his head slowly. He sees his clock is going to far so he tells it not to but then it stops so Robotnik tells it to keep ticking and then scolds them. He heads off to the gladiators, and Scratch finds it funny until Robotnik chases him with a gun to get out of his life. He then gets surprised when seeing Sonic, and becomes worried that Sonic might regain his speed, so he gets mad and locks Sonic in a cage, calling him slimy. Robotnik then touches his toes to work out, but Sonic shrugs and then does something that I really shouldn’t say. Robotnik doesn’t remember programming Sonic to do that, but cuts himself off because he doesn’t want to admit in front of his nincombots that he created Sonic. So Robotnik instead tells Sonic to have no slip-ups and flickers the lights for dramatic effect, but Sonic uses this opportunity to do Tails. Coconuts calls Robotnik out for his hypocrisy, saying he’s one to talk since he has slip-ups all the time. Robotnik is startled by this and tries to drown it out with a swearing contest with Sonic, but ends up losing and having a seizure. He tells Sonic that it’s over, and tries to echo it to be dramatic. He then practices his echoing skills by saying “Dis” repeatedly, and gets rewarded with a royal D-word and a scepter. Robotnik is excited about this so he tells his phone to build a statue of him as celebration. Sonic then tries to spin-dash in an attempt to regain his speed, and Robotnik realizes that Sonic must have had some mysterious popcorn to make the effects wear off. He sniffs the popcorn and realizes there’s cocaine in it. Then Quark comes along and proposes a C-word between Robotnik and Grounder, and kisses him for luck. Robotnik calls him a thumbling quack and spazzes out, but realizes it’s a good idea. The C-word is actually a game of hup-FAAF. Robotnik loses, setting off a bomb. Robotnik growls at his loss, so Grounder tells Robotnik to stop complaining since it’s his turn to come out on top this time. Robotnik calls Grounder a D-word, but while doing so, realizes that he came up with a new joke, so he realizes that he truly did win. Sonic turns insane from being in the cage, so he escapes and dramatically tells Robotnik to give Lucifer his soul. Robotnik realizes that Sonic might become more insane and evil than him because of how he was in the cage for too long. Robotnik refuses to be out-eviled so he has an epic battle with the new insane Sonic on the surface of the sun but ends up losing, and as a result, ends up exactly where he was before-being nagged by his mother.
ya know, it could've been a bit longer,couldn't it?
Gary BostJr. Are you being sarcastic or not?
+meta527II joking around
It's called a synopsis. And there's a simple solution: DON'T READ THE COMMENT!
Just the fact that you put this much work into deriving a story from this nonsensically amazing classic YTP is impressive.
As soon as the last clip after the credits were over, I got a message saying windows stopped working. That was great timing for the message!
Sonic: Hey Tails! Let's *F-Word*!
Tails: ...
*they do it*
Robotnik: Wait for me! I want to watch!
lol
0:47
NO YOU FABRIC
gladiators, Gladiators, GLADIATORS. GET OUT OF MY LIFE
GET OUT OF MY LIFE
I lol'd for ages at: 'remember lucifer loves you, you gotta give him your soul!'
Robotnik yelling you fabric still gets me 13 years later
Would love for someone to make a loop of "I'm surrounded by dicks!"
1:39 - 1:41 was pretty much me through this whole thing.
Excellent job again, sir.
10 years ago and it's still hilarious!
Yes it is.
And thank you.
RIP Long John Baldry :'(
"Remember, Lucifer loves you. You've got to give him your soul."
2:52 Think of a scenario of which would say that in.
Stupid idiots being mean to you.
Entering a comments thread on a video that makes fun of Daisy fans.
At work.
Accidentally entering a Gay pub
First day of summer camp
0:47 - 0:55 The ITeachVader fanbase just Ree'd.
Don't worry guys, I like the Robotnik and Tails gag he has running, too.
"It's my turn to be on top"
Wow.
2:39 that one made me laugh I almost fell to the floor XD
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Shit!"
"SHOO!"
BTW, what's the music at around 2:13?
CONGRATULATION!
YOU FIND NEW JOKE!
I can basically almost quote this video by now.
2:28 smell like.... cocaine!?
XD lmao
The title and description is screwing with my mind
I actually laughed so hard I got a headache! This was brilliant!
Thanks you for the info and the warning.
Teh computer playing cards was distracting robotnik with sontails to hide the fact that he had a shitty hand
He TOUCHES what EVER we Wants
Smells like...
...cocaine!!
THIS TIME THERE'LL BE NO STRIPPAS!
"Nouns a verb" is the best title I've ever heard
To do list
Surprise Pesky Plumbers
Shake hand at statue
Build A Microwave
Rip apart calendar
Call a tank a sandwich
Turn around
Fall
Walk
Deny Scratch
Fly
Kill Scratch
Pretend to play Rugby
Don’t remember
Ask to build a statue
Smell gold
Be excellent
Explode
Make an original joke
Win
Try to flatten that Hedgehog
Lucifer ain't gettin my soul. I'll just watch him suffer with a sick smile on my face.
wonderful intro is really wonderful
1:12
the king of the universe, right here.
0:47 my favorite part
The last time I watched this video was a year ago.
Since then, I built myself a microwave.
What's the song at 1:59? And at 2:12?
"GET OUT OF MY LIFE" is my favorite part.
I swear, everything sounds funnier when Robotnik says it.
1:23 LOL
2:53 What does Dr. Robtotnik say in the actual episode?
1:26 Robotnik: *looks behind him* DUHH!
2:25
*sniffing beans*
Best pat.
Well... SonicxTails still beats ShadowxShrek. Seriously, wtf humanity?
2:54 that's my notification noise! Chairman, you foof, i thought i had a new text!
Robotnik's really into D.I.Y. I mean, he's built his own microwave!
It exploded, but still!
2:11 when sonic says shit. Makes me lol.
I propose a Caw-ack!
2:07 AHHHHHHHHHHHH (if paused correctly)
Remember, Lucifur loves you. You gotta give him your soul.
You spelled Lucifer with an extra "U".
My favorite one
0:31 Robotnik took over the Fantastic 4's Base
LMAO, "wait for meee, i want to watch".
"Because Princess Inada Is Scolding Me", the stage 1 boss theme from Touhou 10.
A word of warning: expect to go on a CZcams walk if you search for the song; you'll want to listen to as many Touhou songs as possible once you hear one you like.
i actually choked at 1:12, and the loud tube segment that followed it
@PivotCommando Lemme try
1 Surprise Mario and Luigi
2 Rub stone Sonic's face
3 Build microwave
4 Rip dates off calenders
5 Make exploding dinner
6 Fly backwards into a wall
7 Get yelled at by his mother saying jibberish
8 Get unmentionable broken
9 Elbow his son
10 Row a boat, scream, row other way
11 Have a small E word
12 Fly away saying Gladiators
13 Chase Scratch yelling “GET OUT OF MY LIFE!”
14 Climb a staircase in a flashing light room
15 Swearing contest with Sonic
16 Invent new joke
Thing I would do #2: 1:27 Remember that I do not have a "DAA-AAD!"
2:11 that's the first time I remember seeing the "zoo" face jacked. lol
you do robotnik right.
Gram, he said, I'm surrounded by idiots.
Alternate name: "Robotnik Uses a Gerund".
"this time there will be no strippers" Robotnik has to take the fun out of everything.
2:04 Slip-Ups
the "get out of my life" ear rape fucking killed me
that grounder's a spy
the very beginning is downright hilarious!
@SuperfoxLightning Hahaha I know, right? It's disturbing yet knee slapping hilarious!
I'll build myself a microwave.
I compelled to give my soul to Lucifer.
NO, YOU FABRIC!!!
my fucking childhood
1:20 *Foxy the Pirate Fox be like:*
Indeed
Right on the nose, sir.
Ok. so i had a small E-REC-TION
Nice Calvin and Hobbes reference with the title!
From 1:52 to 2:00 it made me laugh hardly 😂😂😂😂😂👍
I'LL BUILD MYSELF A MICROWAVE
1:35 At least he admits it for once...
BUILD MY STATUE. BUILD MY STATUE.
Robotnik's Bloody Pingas
1:14
oh god I felt that
What's the song when Sonic orders you to worship Lucifer?
+R Kenichi Some song from Luigi's Mansion on the GC
I think it's the outside theme.
WAIT FOR ME!
I WANT TO WATCH~
Considering the content of the video, it feels vaguely more like a "That's what he said."
Sure to give seizures. 9/10, 4 stars. -IGN
1:11 and 1:32 and 2:04 are the icing on the damn cake for me
1:34 Robotnik after staring at Sonic x Tails fanart: "OK, so I had a small eeREKshYn"
Thanks
0:44 DINNER.
"Royal DIC!"
IM SOOOO BORED!!!! What should i do!? I KNOW!!! Ill Build myself a Microwave! *Shakes Bottle*
Wait for me! I want to watch!
WAIT FOR ME, I WANT TO WATCH
Wait for me, I want to watch!
SURPRISE!
UHOH
1:20, My life explained in seconds