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  • @GayGothPirate
    @GayGothPirate Před 3 lety +1941

    Season 1 Jon: I don't care for Martin
    Season 5 Jon: I would tear the universe in half for Martin

    • @LillyXGacha
      @LillyXGacha Před 2 lety +11

      YES

    • @LillyXGacha
      @LillyXGacha Před 2 lety +12

      FACTS

    • @crackerpacket7
      @crackerpacket7 Před rokem +19

      fic writers i just need one time travel au that's it i promise i will be well fed after that

    • @aithecloud6487
      @aithecloud6487 Před 8 měsíci

      @@crackerpacket7 There is one on AO3 called 'Yesterday is here' by CirrusGray. Where Jon and martin travel back to the institute during S1 to stop everything from happening

    • @sishere7768
      @sishere7768 Před 7 měsíci

      @@crackerpacket7 there are MULTIPLE of those on ao3 :D

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox Před 3 lety +794

    “Who’s this, your boyfriend?”
    “Uhm...”
    “Yes, actually.”
    Get fucking DECKED horror gardener

    • @trin-is-late
      @trin-is-late Před rokem +21

      Horror Gardner ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @nat3321
    @nat3321 Před 3 lety +986

    The magnus archives is a romantic office comedy the magnus archives is a romantic office comedy the magnus archives is a romantic office comedy the magnus archives is a romantic office comedy

    • @lisah9548
      @lisah9548 Před 2 lety +67

      The magnus archives is a romantic office comedy distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative comments and so on :D

    • @itzreaps
      @itzreaps Před 2 lety +30

      we're staying delusional

  • @ravenwolf2220
    @ravenwolf2220 Před 3 lety +1144

    I mean he does contribute delays - season 3- 4 delays due to pining. and season 5 delays due to telling each other about their love

  • @OliviaMathot
    @OliviaMathot Před 3 lety +1072

    Wow can’t believe mag 200 was just this and only this on loop for 25 minutes and 12 seconds :)

  • @emilybarclay8831
    @emilybarclay8831 Před rokem +479

    What I absolutely love about Jared Hopworth is that although he’s initially a little mocking with the ‘is this your boyfriend’ comment, once Jon is like ‘yeah actually we’re dating’ Jared is immediately like ‘oh damn bro good for you that’s awesome’ Jared may be an eldritch twisted flesh abomination but he is NOT homophobic 😤

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 Před rokem +29

      Fr, also beside that I love how Martin and Jared are voiced by the same person

    • @Jdvalentine13
      @Jdvalentine13 Před 10 měsíci +18

      Same with Helen, pretty sure she shipped them since like day 1

    • @Depresed_but_well_dressed
      @Depresed_but_well_dressed Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@Jdvalentine13oh 100%

    • @erinhollow773
      @erinhollow773 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I read somewhere that they made him come off as homophobic so the fans would be less sad when he got smited

  • @ebentaylor
    @ebentaylor Před 3 lety +938

    BIROMANTIC ARCHAVIST RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Liz-lq8hw
    @Liz-lq8hw Před 3 lety +363

    Me and the boys injecting seratonin directly into our bloodstreams

  • @carleem3310
    @carleem3310 Před 3 lety +824

    Man really clowned himself

  • @typervoxilations2311
    @typervoxilations2311 Před 3 lety +392

    "yes martin you are my reason"
    me: found dead bc my heart burst with the wholesomeness

  • @reynabray1248
    @reynabray1248 Před 3 lety +201

    This whole thing was great but the *fades out to bisexual flag* at the end broke me lol

  • @innitheotaku3883
    @innitheotaku3883 Před 2 lety +388

    you know after listening to ep 200 i found myself wondering how the fandom wasnt traumatized. Then I remembered hysterically whispering "their in another universe and their fine, their in another universe and theyre fine-" repeatedly to try and stop sobbing long enough to go to bed and then waking up, getting ready for school, and somehow having that message get stuck in my brain so even right now I cant really recall the angst I felt that night. The point of all this being: the reason we are able to not cry at any jonmartin is that we are all in deep deep denial, and there are many videoa such as this that prove it.

    • @lealeabeastie
      @lealeabeastie Před rokem +57

      Nope. They’re in another universe and they’re fine. End of discussion, and I’ll fight these videos. With my fists. Shh.

    • @blakehoward2398
      @blakehoward2398 Před rokem +29

      I don’t think there’s any reason to believe that they ARENT in another universe 🤷‍♂️ most likely ours if they went the way of the tapes

    • @tome4376
      @tome4376 Před rokem +3

      Well, I (might) have EXCELLENT need for you

    • @allystermack2439
      @allystermack2439 Před rokem +7

      They're in our universe, why else would we have the recordings 😱

    • @liepaok302
      @liepaok302 Před rokem +4

      FKN SAME they are fine theyre together, cmon, theyre still together. Couldnt think straight for a week.

  • @Dara.D-M
    @Dara.D-M Před 2 lety +126

    I love this, but 0:34 hurts knowing the context.
    For anyone who hasn't listened to s5 a bunch of times and doesn't know the context, that's just as they make their promises in MAG 191...
    Jon: Martin, when the time comes, I need you to promise me that you won't try to stop me.
    Martin: I promise. I love you, Jon.
    Jon: I love you too.
    Martin: But I'm not going to doom the world over it.
    Jon: Thank you.
    Martin: And you have to promise me you’re going to do everything in your power to live. That you’re not going to sacrifice yourself at the first opportunity, just because you feel guilty about what happened.
    Jon: ...I promise.
    The scene itself isn't the most painful, but what hurts is the fact that neither of them managed to keep their promises in MAG 200 (I'm sorry)

    • @JustCallMeEmily
      @JustCallMeEmily Před rokem +19

      What do you mean? They're perfectly happy and safe and have a dog and a cat and live together and nothing went wrong.

    • @dckmstr
      @dckmstr Před rokem +12

      the first stage of grief is denial
      its ok, @@JustCallMeEmily.

    • @Dara.D-M
      @Dara.D-M Před rokem +8

      @@JustCallMeEmily shit yeah, you're right. How could I forget?

    • @Yohannai
      @Yohannai Před rokem +10

      Well technically Martin kept his promise with the "But I'm not going to doom the world over it" addendum since.... it may or may not doom _other_ worlds, but it does save theirs

  • @millypede777
    @millypede777 Před rokem +45

    my favorite thing is how soft && gentle jon’s voice is towards martin vs his monotone, dry voice towards everyone else 😩😩😩

  • @eclipsed_oracle6818
    @eclipsed_oracle6818 Před 3 lety +78

    THE BI FLAG AT THE END I CANT FKDJSJDK

  • @kafka9905
    @kafka9905 Před 3 lety +146

    can't believe mag200 is just gonna be this on loop for half an hour

  • @andreaupadhya
    @andreaupadhya Před 3 lety +53

    "Yes, Martin, you are my reason" T_T

  • @pigeondoesthings
    @pigeondoesthings Před 3 lety +146

    He’s a simp 🥺

    • @Cangeltibon
      @Cangeltibon Před 3 lety +21

      He is a Sims....nah you’re right but two simps who simp for each other, is it really simping or is it just a healthy and supportive relationship.

  • @certifiedpierrot
    @certifiedpierrot Před 3 lety +358

    Exceptional work, an absolute service to the community 🥺🥺

  • @dchouinard5513
    @dchouinard5513 Před 3 lety +144

    that title is so deceiving, i did not expect to get DECKED in my feelings.10/10

  • @maryjanepatton4212
    @maryjanepatton4212 Před 3 lety +286

    ive been giggling for fifteen minutes straight alkdghjkdsg

    • @a.z.fellco.1704
      @a.z.fellco.1704 Před 3 lety +19

      straight?

    • @dckmstr
      @dckmstr Před rokem +4

      @@a.z.fellco.1704 this comment made me laugh for fifteen minutes gay.

  • @cattrickie
    @cattrickie Před 2 lety +11

    "um. yes actually" I AM GOING TO CRY

  • @lealeabeastie
    @lealeabeastie Před rokem +28

    I’m literally 31, and I can’t breathe bc my 16 year old fangirl self is just screaming too loudly. Jesus.

  • @Blackcat-qt1lo
    @Blackcat-qt1lo Před 3 lety +17

    S1 Jon come get your clown paint

  • @alexroybal7281
    @alexroybal7281 Před 2 lety +8

    NO BECAUSE YOU CAN HEAR JON SMILING IN THE LAST CLIP AFAEWRFESAFSAW

  • @videokradio
    @videokradio Před 3 lety +161

    fun fact op this just popped up in my recommendations and i was gonna send it to the rusty quill server, but i wanted to make sure it wasn’t sent already- lo and behold you already did

  • @freshoutofcrabs
    @freshoutofcrabs Před 3 lety +28

    post episode 200:
    This makes me so sad now.

  • @kays5377
    @kays5377 Před rokem +4

    yes! the magnus archives is a lovely romantic comedy, let me show you. it's right down here in my cellar...

  • @atticuseatsdirt6769
    @atticuseatsdirt6769 Před 3 lety +29

    god the clown music becomes more distorted and more sad after Ep 200

  • @yokubhw8024
    @yokubhw8024 Před 3 lety +62

    This day just got a whole lot better

  • @izzyoranges8005
    @izzyoranges8005 Před 3 lety +36

    Folk coming to watch this before we get our hearts broken in the finale :)

  • @tabaxi
    @tabaxi Před 3 lety +173

    This gave me truly so much serotonin. Thank you

  • @TheRealAndian
    @TheRealAndian Před 3 lety +52

    so. how're the *Fabric Rustles* shippers :)

  • @SpockRock1701
    @SpockRock1701 Před 3 lety +17

    office romcom 🥰😍

  • @Dara.D-M
    @Dara.D-M Před 2 lety +4

    How many times have I watched this?
    Yes.

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 Před 3 lety +40

    sksksksksksksksk the bi flag at the end tho

  • @alicesmith255
    @alicesmith255 Před 3 lety +33

    Hey he contributed more than delays, he also contributed tea and well *that* part of episode 200.

  • @alexandrajay2001
    @alexandrajay2001 Před 3 lety +48

    the serotonin boost this video just gave me is indescribable, thank you

  • @screechwhisper
    @screechwhisper Před 3 lety +14

    [SCREAMING]

  • @chaiky6556
    @chaiky6556 Před 3 lety +9

    How are we feeling now folks

  • @iamspeed9321
    @iamspeed9321 Před 3 lety +5

    Oh now i'm emotional

  • @YourPoetAila
    @YourPoetAila Před rokem +2

    This is the biggest grin I have had on my face for MONTHS-

  • @nikareading8356
    @nikareading8356 Před 3 lety +14

    I-I want to shift realities purely for the reason of playing this audio in front of these two DISASTERS-

    • @nikareading8356
      @nikareading8356 Před 3 lety +3

      In relevant news, I have 8 Marks (9 counting the Extinction) and want to be an Archivist.
      Let's _not_ put me anywhere near Elias

    • @phoenixmarionette5016
      @phoenixmarionette5016 Před 10 měsíci

      OH NO BRO-@@nikareading8356

    • @phoenixmarionette5016
      @phoenixmarionette5016 Před 10 měsíci

      So how’d it go? They go into denial? Cause im about to do the same

    • @nikareading8356
      @nikareading8356 Před 10 měsíci

      @@phoenixmarionette5016 still haven't figured out shifting, unfortunately

    • @phoenixmarionette5016
      @phoenixmarionette5016 Před 10 měsíci

      @@nikareading8356 welp, whoever gets there first will let the other know (tho idk how id get them to believe me-)

  • @antharay9975
    @antharay9975 Před 3 lety +17

    I'd love to see the analytics on this video after 200... How we feelin folks

  • @SeerOfTime577
    @SeerOfTime577 Před rokem +2

    I love THEM.

  • @Ashtree28
    @Ashtree28 Před rokem +3

    Target audience reached. (1 year late, but hey.)

  • @aspen1889
    @aspen1889 Před 3 lety +29

    I mean, his main function in the s5 finale was delaying :)

  • @charliealvarez5055
    @charliealvarez5055 Před 2 lety +6

    haven't fully gotten to the part where they're even nice to each other yet but like. good for them 👍

  • @fifteefoolish4879
    @fifteefoolish4879 Před 3 lety +30

    outstanding :')

  • @olly9685
    @olly9685 Před 3 lety +15

    im here post 200 thanks yes i am a clown

    • @olly9685
      @olly9685 Před 3 lety +7

      also (spoilers for mag200 for anyone reading) but since the ending is ambiguous as to whether they actually both died or not i am choosing to believe they went into an alternate dimension and are living a peaceful life there

    • @LonelyArchivist
      @LonelyArchivist Před 4 měsíci

      They are in a computer now

  • @adriennedrawsstuff2169
    @adriennedrawsstuff2169 Před 10 měsíci +3

    They are so sweet to eachother.... I'm so unwell from them.........,.,.,, :']

  • @julymarsel5945
    @julymarsel5945 Před 3 lety +12

    still a horror show and not a workplace romcom.

    • @Ra_the_Sun_god
      @Ra_the_Sun_god Před 3 lety +10

      It’s really more of a mix of horror anthology and a workplace romcom

  • @tyranosaurusbex2950
    @tyranosaurusbex2950 Před 2 lety +2

    i am grinning so much rn my day has been made

  • @Jenns228
    @Jenns228 Před 3 lety +6

    I love these two so much i just-

  • @aliothsan
    @aliothsan Před 3 lety +16

    dangit owen I've watched this like eight times in a row. i care Them ;_;

  • @chantalchandler-pease8206
    @chantalchandler-pease8206 Před 3 lety +16

    OMG I think I've watched this video like 5 times since I found it yesterday. Thank you so much for making this!

  • @cozykitzu
    @cozykitzu Před 2 lety +7

    yeah ok Jon but Ur whole coma arc was a delay. thanks.

  • @Yohannai
    @Yohannai Před rokem +2

    Help the editing is so good xD I'm laughing so hard I'm crying a little

  • @Ra_the_Sun_god
    @Ra_the_Sun_god Před 2 lety +4

    The bi flag at the end it’s just the cherry on top to this amazing video

  • @guadacaram
    @guadacaram Před 3 lety +4

    Lord Owen you are a genius, a saint and the light in my eyes

  • @mammon_is_god
    @mammon_is_god Před 3 lety +7

    Eye love you

  • @elizabethpemberton8445
    @elizabethpemberton8445 Před 3 lety +14

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

  • @Ra_the_Sun_god
    @Ra_the_Sun_god Před 3 lety +3

    im not up to this yet but awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • @leasagna2202
    @leasagna2202 Před 3 lety +3

    They

  • @lordoftheducks332
    @lordoftheducks332 Před 3 lety +3

    I’m not up to episode 200 and everyone is saying that they’re clowns what the fuck happened

  • @jydeosaure6564
    @jydeosaure6564 Před 3 lety +8

    When 0:34 happen? What episode was that?? Why do i nit remember?

    • @jydeosaure6564
      @jydeosaure6564 Před 3 lety +1

      @@owenshirrell1150 well wth now im gonna cry (i havent finished it btw im only on episode 185 or something, im not worried about spoilers tho)

  • @rithumanoharan7098
    @rithumanoharan7098 Před 3 lety +2

  • @micahconnor8954
    @micahconnor8954 Před 3 lety +1

    1k likes and 0 dislikes, as it should be

  • @losingaces
    @losingaces Před 2 lety

    LMFAOOO