John
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- čas přidán 2. 04. 2021
- The secrets of Evergreen's Ever Given ship that got stuck in Egypt's Suez Canal are finally uncovered.
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The Evergreen cargo ship that was stuck is no more. - Zábava
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Help John discord.gg/surrealentertainment
Sus
amogus
hi
cheese
"John, what happened?"
*John looks into the void*
"I did not steer it. I did not."
"Oh, hi Mark."
“Oh hi John”
“Oh, hi Candice.”
i t i s a m y s t e r y f o r t h e a g e s
"Oh, hi Joe
John: I don't want to live anymore
Universe: *No.*
Hello again
@@gstandsforgorgeous Hey man
He had a Final Fantasy cut-scene masterpiece to upload, but this is as real as drama can be with current CZcams community guidelines.
Hey its funny singing guy
There's a lot of people I didn't expect to see here, and you are one of them
Chocolate rain how are you herr
hi
Chocolate raiiiiin
You know comedy has peaked when we laugh at a ship getting stuck.
SHIP STUCK
@@meneither3834 PLEASE! I BEG YOU! WE'RE DEAD!
@@dervarport I don’t know if you’re advertising or just blatantly stating how low brow our humor has become
@@-awezomexd- I think they're doing both
Yea rn it’s plummeting
This is just setting up the lore behind sheldon coming in to save John.
Gus 😳
Hey Assassin. What's up?
u
Ur profile looks sus
Ayo Assasin
liked and shared with my 127 alt accounts in order to save john from unalive
Same
John has died in jail after a trial for committing robbery to pay for his alcoholism; no more john, disliked.
@@Shootyshoot-ls3xj no
You pop up everywhere I look
YES
The way the aluminum cans are animated is absolutely stunning
“I want a divorce John”
John started doing drugs, was suicidal, and was an alcoholic after that day, we have to like and share for him to live
poor john
"Shared hun"
actually according to the captions, she wants to divorce johbn.
"john i want a divorce"
@DJ :shelcry:
Evergiven: *Gets stuck*
The internet: I can milk you...
Evergreen in the company not the ship..
@@somerando5814 the ship is named Ever Given look it up
@@Animated_Cinema oh my bad I misread I said evergreen is the company not the ship I thought you said evergreen..
@@somerando5814 we all make mistakes its okay
Ere
I feel bad for John, man didn’t know how to do anything.
He couldn’t even commit suicide
Dam......
bros forgot how to die 💀
hi my name is john and i can confirm this is EXACTLY how it went down
ty
Oh yeah
Dont be sad, john
liked and shared to save
nah you're young cash register aka lil broomstick
A perfect representation of what happens when you get a heart attack.
Gus 😳
@@LamePickle Gus who 😳😳😳😳😳😳
@@LamePickle Gus Fring 😏😤
@@fabanano6158 amogus
@@LamePickle no chun gus
I’m just proud of the very slight modelling and rendering progress that has been made throughout these many cherished years ❤️❤️🥲
Basically surreal entertainment : Family friendly meatcanyon in an alternate timeline
Yes
1:17
f a m i l y f r i e n d l y
Yes
@@nanand.r yes
Wrong. Surreal entertainment is the family-friendly version of pamtri.
This is gonna be the only thing that my brain cells will produce during math tests
Those dreams you’ll never forget:
Lol
Your videos make me feel an emotion that does not exist
dread
Since it doesn't make you feel real emotions, guess it makes you feel surreal , like channel name suggests it should do.
This is comented on every video. Pls stop
@@joeschmoe13106 I’m sorry you feel this way
@@user-zg5hc8mi1i yeah
I've never been so emotional in my entire life
Evergiven ship: step ship im stuck
Every tug boat ever: sails at the speed of sound
The ship isn’t called the evergreen the company is evergreen the actual ship is named the evergiven
Song?
Captain of cost Concordia been real quiet since this happened.
I think you meant cot of primordian
my brain at 3am:
Exactly
ok
My brain:
Hey
My brain all of the time
"That's got to be be best pirate I've ever seen."
"So it would seem"
0:03 this is king crimson's ability
DAMNNN THE MAGIC
Who wouldn't divorce John he clearly deserves it
I would definitely
@Random Guy But as you see he has caused the ship to become stuck. Now since he got stuck like the ship did he can learn not to make things stuck. And when someone finds him he might go to therapy and maybe then he can repair his relationship and everything can get back to normal.
Or maybe therapy gets stuck.
Yeah id probably divorce him :/
@@arii965 or the divorce would get stuck.
This is the type of content I subscribed for.
“Who could have done this?” the audacity to ask... 💀
This is life changing
The Evergreen is like that one customer at a grocery store that takes up the entire damn isle
This is a masterpiece of surrealist cinematography. Dalí would be proud.
THE “BAP”- I CANT IM CRYING-
scatmans world
A real pain for the boat
Your first
@@appletime1518 I know
I do not regret at all... I love you're work!
I love you are work?
@@thegrunch6448 your, srry
I love you are work to
I love the cinematography, it makes it feel like you are really there when the camera moves, or goes in and out of focus. The lighting and special effects just add a new dimension. Great work! RIP cinderblock
i laughed harder than i should have at john getting stuck
I love your content man!!
You're so different
“I want a divorce John.”
“Hehehehehe Divorce.”
man, im impressed that john can balance himself on top of a fence, thats epic
This has a better and deeper plot than most movies. 10/10 Would show to my parents.
“Just turn to the left”
“Nah”
“😐”
Very accurate
Wow, the voice acting, the characters and their back stories, the true meaning of this media, this is my favorite episode of this series
Probably the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed. I'm crying.
My friend legit asked me to explain him what's with the evergreen ship thing and I sent this video to him.
@@crimthesweetgirl5730 he has seen it but hasn't replied yet. I don't think he ever will 😂
@@crimthesweetgirl5730 Right, Angler!
Normal people: is this supposed to be creepy or funny
SE fans: y e s
Wow! This is soooooooo cooool! The details are the best!
DAMN IT JOHN YOU HAD TO PUSH THE BLOCK
This is one of those few memes that went way outside my radar. I had no idea why people were so into trees this past week.
"John forgot to toss the cinder block and now he's hanging from the bridge! Quick, tell John those 16 digits on the front and 3 digits on the back of your credit card so he can call the fire department and give himself another chance at life!"
Surreal always has the best music in his videos.
Man he getting better at animation
Its terrifying
That is the most anti-climatic ending i've ever seen in my life
ah, yes, my daily nightmare fuel
That bottle dropping tho is so good then the other channels you made 0:56
Had a good laugh, thanks for keeping up the content.
This video goes into a very surreal place around the twenty second mark. Thank you for another great video Surreal Entertainment.
AHHH WHATS THE NAME OF THAT PIECE?? it's so beautiful.. ;-;
amazing as always
That was pretty hilarious and well done!
Nice music! Is that original? Also in John's defense, it was a big sandstorm/windstorm that caused the ship to go off course.
"I want a divorce John"
John: *starts laughing*
Only real OGs know this one
Divorce...
*Starts laughing again*
Song
Greatest movie I've ever watched.. 10/10 made me cry, and the soundtrack 😢
Truly majestic, a masterpiece indeed.
Haha sideways ship go brrrrrr
Omg that's the most stupid comment I've seen today congrats
Lol i love this
Love The 3D Segment in the Mange Makers Video
I don't even watch these as a meme anymore. I feel a genuine emotional connection these characters now
“John, I want a divorce”
Divorce. Ehehehe!
Me after getting rejected by my third-grade crush:
I like how there's just a clouds blender texture as the skybox when he's on the bridge
Mein bis jetzt, liebstes Video 😍👌💖
Pro his animation is getting better
Con; his animation is getting better
LIEK IF YOU AGRE 🚫🧢
*w ä t e r*
* Sheldon emerges from the water *
“ i will save you”
Can we please have more of Johns story? Genuinely invested.
The person that caused the blockade: my goals are beyond your understanding.
Ah yes it’s a big ship
This video is too good for being a surreal entertainment video
Finally, some good footage on this event.
A man that has abandoned hope has been saved by his own idiocy. He has been given another chance. Save John
Soon he'll been in Scatland
I heard that one single note of Scat Man. You won't fool me :)
*IRONIC*
HE BECAME STUCK
You never upload a lot like you used to-
0:48 when you miss an easy gol
We were thinking so much about the cargo ship, we forgot about our poor John.
It is currently 2AM... I am now satisfied.
I like how you make the people walk through walls
I realised duri g this video you bring wholesome to a whole other level
Your videos butter my biscuits thank you
Heaven knows I've been waiting for this
Man becomes depressed and goes bungee jumping
I cry for john
Things went from 0-100 real quick
How dare you to make this masterpiece
Thanks for adding subtitles. I.wqs wonderful wtf was going on in the video. Also it's amazing how internet can milk content from anything 😆
I'm not gonna lie, the animation has gotten way better.
Surreal entertainment is the most terrifying animation to exist
A truly compelling story