Here is a Going Bald Hoedown, Wayne is the winner, which means Drew, Brad, Colin, and Ryan do a hoedown. Colin is probably not to happy with this hoedown.
When I started to go bald It made me very sad. People would make fun of me And I’d get real mad! But it’s really not so bad As I have come to see, I look just like my idol, Colin Mocherie
Losing my hair and I'm only twenty-eight Have to admit that it doesn't feel so great But there is an upside, there is still hope for me Maybe I'll be half as cool as Colin Mochrie
When Collin finishes, they cut to Wayne Brady sitting behind the desk. I love Wayne's reaction. It's the same one I had the very first time I watched this video. :)
Today is when I noticed that I'm losing all my hair I'm only 22 years old, it really isn't fair It really is depressing, a downright shame you see Losing all my hair before my virginity
When I started balding, at first I got quite sad But then I got to thinking, it isn't all that bad The truth about baldness that really should be said You're not getting less hair; you're getting more head.
Going bald's not much fun, I really must declare. People think I'm ugly because I have less hair. But, there's a silver lining, something I don't lack. It's not coming out of my head anymore, it's growing on my back!!
I still have my hair And I've kept rather short Do not ask me why I'm just into that sort. Yes Colin is bald But Brad and Drew failed to see That his ultimate burn Made him pretty sexy 😍.
You might think I'll tell a joke about Colin Mochrie But I can't cause he's 4 inches longer than me To make fun of Colin, Honestly what I say Except, Colin you can borrow my toupee
2:12 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY JUST GOT BUUUUUUUUURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a friend whose loosing his hair People are always making jokes about his hair They really annoy with the jokes they make I tell despite them he's loosing his hair he's an amazing lover He's an amazing lover
I have short blonde hair, it really is the best. Very soft and better looking than all the rest. Taking care of my hair, it's really not a breeze. But it's worth it when women see it on their knees.
Yes Colin we get it, you are losing hair. But you, my friend, must not despair. If there is one thing that I know for sure, It is that you look WAY better than Lex Luthor!
The Halloween hoedown where Ryan mentions going naked, and then yells cause everyone took his rhymes... "I have no costume, but no care in the land, I open up the door, I've got my penis in my hand."
For context: Colin is married. Brad and Drew were not at the time. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brad: I am losing my hair and it really is a pain. I find out every morning when I see the shower drain. But as you can see, it isn't quite for me. But at least I'm not quite as bald as Colin Mochrie. Drew: I have all my hair and I really am quite happy. I like putting stuff in my hair, it makes me look real snappy. I love to comb my hair, I never need a breather. I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie either. Colin: People always kid me cus I'm losing all my hair. I can't really help it that I'm follically impaired. It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through. I still get WAY more sex than either Brad or Drew. Ryan: Losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal. A lot of women love just the way it feels. Just think of it as just a little more face. And you can rent it out as advertising space.
Colin had the best verse, and not just because he burned Brad and Drew. His was the most creative. Brad's line about the shower drain was pretty good, but kind of predictable, but his line, "But as you can see, it isn't quite for me" was lame. I mean, could he have possibly found a worse way to set up his Colin Mochrie line? I would cut Drew some slack because Brad took his Colin Mochrie rhyme. So, whatever he was planning, he had to come up with something different. The happy/snappy line was pretty bad. Breather/Either was better, but only slightly. As I said, I give him credit for finding a substitute for his planned Colin Mochrie line. Colin's was excellent. "Follicly impaired" was excellent. And his burn to Brad and Drew was ten times better than their predictable jokes at Colin's expense. Ryan's was okay, but he had trouble getting his rhymes to flow. Still, "advertising space" was clever. And he didn't take the predictable route of making fun of Colin.
@@vivekphilipvarghese Aw, poor baby. Did I huwt your delicate little fee-fees by criticizing some hero of yours. Go see your mommy and have a good long cry.
@@c1o2o3l4z5b6o7y8z9, sounds like you don't even know what actors are. Improvisation is a means to an end. If something unforeseen happens, you simply improvise your way through it until you can take up the dialogue and put it back on track. I do that about as well as anyone else.
I'm not going bald, so I don't know what to say Drew and brad got burned, cuz colin saved the day I have long hair, so I'm a real crowd pleaser But I'm not as gay as drew or justin bieber
Losing my hair is something I don't plan on It happened to my grandpa and my Uncle Don But I think I'm safe, don't worry man I've got lots of hair cause I'm half Italian
If you haven’t heard my situation listen to my song My family is tired of me growing my hair long They took me to the barber a new one was for hire He then took me to the chair and set my hair on fire
I am going bald and it is really great Especially with the girls I tend to date Now when I say my hair's begun to fall I don't mean from my head I mean from my balls
Brad and Drew: Make fun of Colin's baldness
Colin: So you have chosen death
1:59 That smile is the definition of "You asked for it, so you're gonna get it, assholes!!"
Yep! It was so worth it!
The best part is the weird little dance Brad and Drew do after Colin owns them, as if they're saying "well, he's got us there."
They totally were! That's one of the best things about whose line, they always gave eachother props when they would get roasted
The lone scream from the audience at 2:07 when Colin says folicly impaired is the best part hands down
I mean, it's understandable. That has to be one of the greatest rhymes ever used in a Whose Line hoedown.
Brad and drew: *makes fun of colin*
Colin: I'm about to end both of your careers
Ryan: leave me out of this
Ryan: Ight imma head out
Ryan having witnessed a massacre: "Going bald aint that bad."
Im gonna finish up
Colin's smile at the beginning of his turn sealed Drew and Brads fate
When I started to go bald
It made me very sad.
People would make fun of me
And I’d get real mad!
But it’s really not so bad
As I have come to see,
I look just like my idol,
Colin Mocherie
@Dethlok Prime
😂 I love it! I’m surprised you didn’t get any likes.
Colin would definitely approve.
Colin was like "Alright, time to get even with those two."
Losing my hair and I'm only twenty-eight
Have to admit that it doesn't feel so great
But there is an upside, there is still hope for me
Maybe I'll be half as cool as Colin Mochrie
AS COLIN MOCHRIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Thou shall not joke about bald people"
1:58 collin's face, the calm before the storm before he destroys drew and brad haha
EPIC!! :D
lol
When Collin finishes, they cut to Wayne Brady sitting behind the desk. I love Wayne's reaction. It's the same one I had the very first time I watched this video. :)
Today is when I noticed that I'm losing all my hair
I'm only 22 years old, it really isn't fair
It really is depressing, a downright shame you see
Losing all my hair before my virginity
"It all began with a badly timed bald joke..."
From the same episode?
Or a baldly timed bad joke?
@@miss_midge_ Don't think so, but I'm not 100% sure about that
@@RinJackson might have been the same recording day tho 🤷♂️
love how ryan was the only one not to make fun of colin, and he even helped him by saying good things about being bald
theapocilip yeah that was the first right those two are always going at it lol
love that scream from the audience before brad’s completely done saying colin’s name
Colin mochery is gifted. He IS A gift
Colin utterly _demolished_ them! 🤣
When I started balding, at first I got quite sad
But then I got to thinking, it isn't all that bad
The truth about baldness that really should be said
You're not getting less hair; you're getting more head.
One thousand points.
you’re getting more heeeeeeaaaaaadd.
Haha, good good. Nice pun
You get another 1000 points
"Going bald!" *immediately turns to look at Colin*
Bam, greatest comeback :D
i love that scream from the audience before brad fully said colin’s name
Colin is helping me face the future.
Going bald's not much fun, I really must declare.
People think I'm ugly because I have less hair.
But, there's a silver lining, something I don't lack.
It's not coming out of my head anymore, it's growing on my back!!
Brad: I am going bald, but not as bald as Colin
Drew: I am not going bald, unlike Colin
Colin: Yeah but I have sex sooooo
3rd Verse=Colin's Revenge 😆
Colin’s best comeback!
I love it when Drew ends the show feeling great after Colin's going bald. 😂😂😂
Well, Drew recognized that the audience laughing and loving it all is what's most important than anything else.
And the crowd goes WILD! That is why you don't mess with Colin
2:16 DOUBLE KILL
Colin roasted Brad and Drew. The ultimate roast.
Colin smashed it with that comeback
Drew saying he "has all his hair" is a bit of a stretch. If it wasn't for the transplant he got, he could well be in Colin territory by now
Colin Mochrie "F*ck around and find out"
2:19 Yes you just got rekt
Brad's reaction to Colin's part is glorious. lawl
A bald head as "just a little more face" is kind of upsetting to think about.
That smirk right after Drew had his moment cracks me up 😂😂😂😂
I love the awkwardness after someone shouts "menopause"
2:19 Brad: Man I wish I was bald.
Colin knew it was coming his way.
Colin was planning to retaliate before either of them even went.
Yeah.
He has the biggest head after all
How does Laura Hall keep from rolling on the floor laughing and keep on 0laying without skipping a beat?
The one time where Laura Hall DID lose it in laughter can be spelled out VERY simply...
H-O-R-W-A-R-D
Lady's a pro.
When he said going bald he looked a colin immediately
Every time I watch this I see Colin’s face loading up for the killing blow lol
1:52 Colin: “All of that for a drop of blood?”
This is the greatest moment of my life. :'''D
1:58 that look
Ryan's look at 2:25:
Shiiittt, Colin just went scorched earth on their asses. I' m wanting no part of that!
2:19. Brad looks pissed.
I thought Brad looked more confused and hurt.
2:12 Cue the Nuclear Bomb on Brad and Drew!!
Bravo, Colin, bravo!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I still have my hair
And I've kept rather short
Do not ask me why
I'm just into that sort.
Yes Colin is bald
But Brad and Drew failed to see
That his ultimate burn
Made him pretty sexy 😍.
You might think I'll tell a joke about Colin Mochrie
But I can't cause he's 4 inches longer than me
To make fun of Colin, Honestly what I say
Except, Colin you can borrow my toupee
Classic
2:12
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY JUST GOT BUUUUUUUUURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a friend whose loosing his hair
People are always making jokes about his hair
They really annoy with the jokes they make
I tell despite them he's loosing his hair he's an amazing lover
He's an amazing lover
pro comeback on colins part XD
#BARZ
poor collin lol
I have short blonde hair, it really is the best.
Very soft and better looking than all the rest.
Taking care of my hair, it's really not a breeze.
But it's worth it when women see it on their knees.
A little chauvinistic, but cute.
Good
Colin is the sh!t
Yes Colin we get it, you are losing hair.
But you, my friend, must not despair.
If there is one thing that I know for sure,
It is that you look WAY better than Lex Luthor!
i got here... from an ask ace attorney tumblr post
What do you guys think the best hoedown has been?
The Ryan's Wife hoedown was pretty good. So was the Drunk Mother one.
The Cheese one from the reboot is pretty solid too.
The Halloween hoedown where Ryan mentions going naked, and then yells cause everyone took his rhymes...
"I have no costume, but no care in the land,
I open up the door, I've got my penis in my hand."
For context: Colin is married.
Brad and Drew were not at the time.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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According to this new dumb world we live in Men can in fact go through menopause.
no.
can someone write down the lyrics for me here
idk why but i need them in my life
Brad: I am losing my hair and it really is a pain.
I find out every morning when I see the shower drain.
But as you can see, it isn't quite for me.
But at least I'm not quite as bald as Colin Mochrie.
Drew: I have all my hair and I really am quite happy.
I like putting stuff in my hair, it makes me look real snappy.
I love to comb my hair, I never need a breather.
I'm real happy I'm not Colin Mochrie either.
Colin: People always kid me cus I'm losing all my hair.
I can't really help it that I'm follically impaired.
It really is quite horrible, but my life is not through.
I still get WAY more sex than either Brad or Drew.
Ryan: Losing all your hair isn't really that bad of a deal.
A lot of women love just the way it feels.
Just think of it as just a little more face.
And you can rent it out as advertising space.
@@thedarkninja2000 AS ADVERTISING SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
ovaries
Colin had the best verse, and not just because he burned Brad and Drew. His was the most creative.
Brad's line about the shower drain was pretty good, but kind of predictable, but his line, "But as you can see, it isn't quite for me" was lame. I mean, could he have possibly found a worse way to set up his Colin Mochrie line?
I would cut Drew some slack because Brad took his Colin Mochrie rhyme. So, whatever he was planning, he had to come up with something different. The happy/snappy line was pretty bad. Breather/Either was better, but only slightly. As I said, I give him credit for finding a substitute for his planned Colin Mochrie line.
Colin's was excellent. "Follicly impaired" was excellent. And his burn to Brad and Drew was ten times better than their predictable jokes at Colin's expense.
Ryan's was okay, but he had trouble getting his rhymes to flow. Still, "advertising space" was clever. And he didn't take the predictable route of making fun of Colin.
Shut the fuck up you fake youtube critic. It's called improv.
That's exactly why i love Ryan: he often goes in "unpredictable", which the comedy is all about (imho)
Wow. Sounds like you would be a terrible improv actor
@@vivekphilipvarghese Aw, poor baby. Did I huwt your delicate little fee-fees by criticizing some hero of yours. Go see your mommy and have a good long cry.
@@c1o2o3l4z5b6o7y8z9, sounds like you don't even know what actors are. Improvisation is a means to an end. If something unforeseen happens, you simply improvise your way through it until you can take up the dialogue and put it back on track. I do that about as well as anyone else.
I'm not going bald, so I don't know what to say
Drew and brad got burned, cuz colin saved the day
I have long hair, so I'm a real crowd pleaser
But I'm not as gay as drew or justin bieber
BigLangTheory As Drew or Justin Bieber! Yeehaw!
duh lol
I have a dad, he's very bald. He has no hair, maybe he's old, but at least Colin Mockery has hair and is young!
you just made a mockery out of Colin Mochrie
Losing my hair is something I don't plan on
It happened to my grandpa and my Uncle Don
But I think I'm safe, don't worry man
I've got lots of hair cause I'm half Italian
I'M HALF ITALIAAAAAAAAAN! YEE HAW!
If you haven’t heard my situation listen to my song
My family is tired of me growing my hair long
They took me to the barber a new one was for hire
He then took me to the chair and set my hair on fire
And set my hair on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going bald and it is really great
Especially with the girls I tend to date
Now when I say my hair's begun to fall
I don't mean from my head I mean from my balls
Nice one 👍
I was bald when I was a baby,
But then I grew hair not like a lady,
I am a man no need for Rogaine,
But at least I don't look like Bane.
this was uploaded the day before my sister's 15th birthday
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