I DRAW what AI 'Smart Assistants' tell me to... *Hilarious!!*

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[@AliceQuinnRose]

Cortana's answers are so sad.
"Why are you so useless?" "Words fail me" she wants to help and knows she struggles. But she hoped she could keep her head down and do her nest. But now she's been attacked and has no words to defend herself.
"How would you describe your personality" "I thought you never ask, so I haven't thought about it" She doesn't allocate any of her time to herself and lives just to serve Jazza. She deserves her own life but she isn't brave enough to take it.

[@Jazza]

GREAT NOW I FEEL GUILTY lol

[@crispy516]

Is this some sort of sad korean drama lmfao

[@creamedmochi214]

Yay! My life in a nutshell!

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Ask her about Clippy tho

[@thepacific2933]

BUT its dead now

[@justine-3432]

"i didn't understand that"
"i didn't understand that."
"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT."
*"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT"*
"I understand you loud and clear! :Dd"

[@justine-3432]

omg this is the most likes I've ever had, thank y'all so much!!

[@miwitistic]

i d i d n t u n d e r s t a n d t h a t

[@kokoru3774]

Ｉ
ＤＩＤＮ’Ｔ
ＵＮＤＥＲＳＴＡＮＤ
ＴＨＡＴ

[@aminthemar]

For some reason, I imagined the angry American Chopper meme while reading this comment!

[@userisdeadandarchived2995]

":Dd" "edited"

[@sapphic_sophie]

Hey Jazza, what happened to Cortana…?
Jazza: I’m afraid I don’t understand. *starts playing music*

[@imagery5425]

PFFT-

[@rileywiebe3512]

I read this pffft right as Callie played the pppppffffft party sound

[@fanpet3912]

Underrated comment

[@noonelooksatusers]

Lol

[@Alexisalwaysdaily]

Cortana is expendable and the others really did a number on jazzas wallet so ✌️

[@devilkitten386]

"Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour" comment I nearly completely lost it. Too funny

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

"Hey Courtney, how would you describe your personality?"
"I thought you'd never ask... So, I never thought about it."
o.o
HahaPoint

[@devrim-oguz]

I blatantly screamed inside the house at 1 AM when I heard that 🤣

[@rendaowe]

Ali Devrim OGUZ, OMG, I KNOW RIGHT?

[@Snomicus]

Its cortana not courtney

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

Grr8CJ - did you watch the video 😂😂

[@flade6790]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@KameronGeno]

I like Cali's personality the best but Courtney definitely had the most interesting comeback with her Mars obsession... it's just too bad Jazza has suppresed murderous tendencies...

[@sylligurl129]

Lol I don't know if they are that suppressed. He sure takes care of the lawn mowing neighbors...

[@tin0thy]

Nah man he just takes there ketchup

[@sylligurl129]

@@tin0thy that'll show them lol

[@bakugopomarian1087]

Lol

[@simoncornelius7451]

Hahaha

[@amandagoodwin6579]

So quick story about AI assistants: Once with a guy who was trying to get an answer out of Cortana... she wasn't answering him like he wanted to he yelled at her... her response: "One of us needs to take a breathe and one of us doesn't have lungs." 😆😆😆

[@TheHonourableDaisyWells]

Cortana's my favourite!!🤣

[@ald00I]

amy starting to ask jazza about "moral dilemmas" to avoid answering questions is top notch

[@milesprocrastinates9547]

'i thought you'd never ask... so i never thought about it.'
BEST. RESPONSE. EVER.

[@isabellamata6668]

Ok I would like this comment but it has 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

[@kasia83kb]

tbh me tho

[@judiwallace7737]

Yesssss

[@Hikage-vx7xd]

Lmao

[@namesluce]

I'm sorry I had to ruin the 666 likes xd

[@somewhat_toasty]

7:53
"Hey John,do you like my drawing?"
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey John,did you like what I made?"
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey John,I want you to make me feel good."
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey Jon,do you understand this?" *flips John off*
"I understand you loud and clear"

[@Chella972]

That's a Bayonetta trick

[@CFr4me]

somewhat_toasty LOL

[@blossumchu292]

somewhat_toasty I chocked on my Nutella from that

[@yaraidk]

“Callie I need some positive reinforcement here”
“Here is a tip to help you, surround yourself by happy people”
Literally Jazza: *surrounded by AI that’s driving him insane*

[@errohaze2683]

I love that Jazza's Australlian accent gets stronger when he's angry.

[@faiebul]

“You’re a smartarse”
“Apologies, I don’t understand”
[ KETCHUP SONG INTENSIFIES ]

[@Athuwu]

That killed me

[@grantersg]

fable lollllllll

[@carvel9916]

I haven’t watched this fully, but I’m hoping it’s the one I’m thinking of...
EDIT: OMG IT WAS 😂 the Just Dance for this song was the only one I was ever any good at so I just always did that one

[@-meinjuaco-6439]

Aserejé
Ja
De je
Dejebe tu de jebere sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí

[@arigatocutie5167]

I love the ketchup song, so to me, that was hilarious

[@Astra_Koi]

Jazza: Ok google-
Google: YOU ARE ELIGIBLE TO A SUBSCRIPTION

[@huffgladtem7751]

Geeky Warrior ok google is the new ok boomer

[@poseiso]

just google doing google stuff

[@jacobmayo6884]

Jazza smashing Courtney with a hammer screaming "WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!?" had me laughing to the point of pain.

[@Sillyfoxxx]

He had 0Mercy on CortanaCortana

[@katherinepollock]

Jazza to Cali: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Jazza to Cortana: *Obliterates out of existence*

[@IzzySarru]

I like how he took his anger out on Cortana, despite her giving the most clear answers to his questions.

[@SirGlazer]

Sarru You like that...

[@philscott1445]

it's like how boomers take out anger on their wife's!

[@SuperGirl-uj5lq]

@@philscott1445 Odd how it's specific to boomers yet every generation has the problem :)

[@philscott1445]

Super Girl it’s called a stereotype.

[@SuperGirl-uj5lq]

@@philscott1445 I realize that.

[@NotASpyReally]

"Today, on WITHOUT CONTEXT, we recorded a man destroying a phone while yelling "WHAT THE COW SAYS"

[@astra95r]

All I can think of is your profile pic sitting in the news studio and saying this on the TV 🤣

[@paytynhudson2480]

Yep

[@kristyw89]

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!?! *smash smash smash!*

[@DiscoRaptorpaw]

Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaahh

[@maya_vita]

I died when reading this comment 🤣🤣

[@gokysbitch]

Jazzy: puts up middle finger and say do you understand this
John: i understand you loud and clear

[@ooolalaaa4360]

My interpretations of the ai’s:
Siri: clueless blondie, a bit dull
Alexa: miss know-it-all
Google: straight up serial killer, good distraction techniques and killer charisma
Cortana: booooooommmerrrr
The other one: everyone forgot about this one don’t deny it

[@hesmybabyflx]

as someone named alexa I have to disagree

[@randomstuffswithwerewolfnix]

By the other one, do you mean Bixby?

[@Cleptro]

I read this about a minute after watching the video, and I will admit I forgot it was called 'Bixby' until I checked the replies. So yeah, accurate XD

[@katbird2699]

"If I had eyes, I'd want them to be sparkly" is actually a really cute answer

[@Cl0udPvP]

Sure

[@LOCKEYJ]

If you’ve got no eyes

[@sirspongadoodle]

It’s a “cute” answer until you realise that google are tax dodging scumbags

[@TheCalicove]

“So sparkly that the sparkles fly out of my eyes and kill you.”

[@slimerplayz3110]

Google was pretty straight forward.

[@kittyrocker200]

Can you imagine being his neighbor and hearing him scream, "what does a cow say?!?!" as he's hitting the ground with a rubber mallet? Lmfao

[@artacrosstheuniverse]

Kate Bolling, especially since he says “what’s you favourite colour” as well, and those are both things you’d say to a child, followed by smashing of a hammer, surprised the police weren’t called.

[@kittyrocker200]

Lmao gosh
They're probably used to his antics by now

[@meenaldubey8570]

He is like a little kid getting lured everytime by amy into weird conversations😂

[@frankierzucekjr]

This was one of the funniest episodes ever. I was lmao the entire time. 🤣
The end had me crying laughing, what's the cow say, as he's smashing it with a rubber mallet. Absolutely hilarious

[@morganirbs2523]

Jazza: "Hey Callie, have you ever killed anyone?"
Google Home: "Apologies, I don't understand"
Google Home: *plays minecraft soundtrack*

[@Y0URD4RL1NG]

It's actually no the minecraft soundtrack, it's the song hold on by chord over street
Edit: didn't mean to be rude just letting you know....

[@morganirbs2523]

@@Y0URD4RL1NG I'm aware lol, I was only making a joke because it sounded like it haha. But thank you for another song title to put in the memory bank!

[@danielle355]

I literally tried this after he did and I got the same response, minus the music. I only have google on my phone, though, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@almightyshippo1197]

@@danielle355 Lucky you, I have both OK Google and Bixby on my phone... just in case one assistant isn't enough, I guess. I don't use either of them, but they are there by default, lol.

[@Novuh1]

@@Y0URD4RL1NG r/woooosh

[@biomecraft356]

Jazza: "Do you understand this?" (Flips off)
John: "I read you loud and clear."
Killed me there, also because I'm named John.

[@darrya8637]

Rip

[@deepsoldierx2633]

RIP same here 😂🤣

[@cornflowr9061]

Lmao

[@pakerhaque8688]

三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗthat was *hilarious*

[@biomecraft356]

@@strypebyte8134 Hey, thanks for the notice!
Oh! And thanks for the stupid ton of likes!

[@esckey123]

The Assistants in a nutshell
Jon: "I dunno"
Mimi: Idk but here's my opinion
Amy: "Don't ask me but would you like to know the most random thing ever
Callie: "Just comply or he will sue me"
Courtney: "No one likes me but why"

[@jacksonferguson6179]

"Are you ready for today's moral dilemma?" 10:10

[@davidcovelli8482]

I asked google what I should draw and she said to, “draw a dinosaur on vacation in Hawaii.”
But I liked your way better

[@Tasoq]

That's the kind of thing I was expecting here lol

[@requiem165]

David Covelli Alexa said imagine if the gravity suddenly stopped working in your house, and draw that. 😂

[@why_do_you_do_this_to_me]

Alexa said to draw what wind would look like if we could see it

[@davidcovelli8482]

HTG // HaydenTheGamer woah that’s why Alexa’s better

[@3dprintingfun418]

same

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

*”GOOGLE! YOU’RE SELLING SH•T TO ME IMMEDIATELY?!”*
- yeah that sounds about right. 🤣

[@jimwestbrook7711]

Crazy Sauce very good!😂

[@ChuChu.id0l]

Crazy Sauce facts

[@djboooger9342]

Lol

[@finn_20]

This was amazing! And yeah, Alexa wears your patience quickly. It really is like banging your head on a wall with her. The kid-proof version of Alexa is PERFECT for babysitters because she *does not stop talking* until you tell her to and she can take a beating (something necessary when toddlers get involved) Pre-covid, I would bring mine and keep the kiddos entertained while I was making dinner. Did it work? Yes. Did it make me wanna chuck it at a brick wall when they repeatedly asked for fart noises? Also yes. But hey, you win some, you lose some. (…as Cortana learned 👀)

[@AesthetitiCore]

8:00 This is the best ultimate video LOL

[@arianamc.scribbles5665]

I just asked Alexa "Alexa, give me a drawing prompt" and she did "imaging the gravity stopped working in your house, and draw that." so its definitely possible

[@dolphin64575]

I just asked Google and got 'try drawing a dinosaur on vacation in Hawaii'

[@cateolmert6531]

I asked what should I draw and it worked too

[@lorenzorodella9033]

13:41
Jazza: "Hey Callie, you're a smart ass"
Callie: "Apologies, I don't understand"
*plays Aserejé by Las Ketchup*

[@iikarenskii9714]

Haha that was funny 😂

[@jennahellgren3701]

My favourite part!

[@PurpleAmharicCoffee]

That takes me back to singing the lyrics horribly wrong as a kid. "I said a hey, a hah, a hey..."

[@lindseycassella3015]

That was hilarious.

[@lexin8139]

That's what it is! I remembered it from Just Dance but I couldn't remember what it was

[@amandabray9498]

I’m literally crying, this is Hilarious. Thank you for enduring all of that frustration, this brightened my day immensely. ❤️

[@Dragonofyarn]

Imagine driving by and seeing a guy smashing a phone and screaming “WHAT DOES THE COW SAY????”

[@taosifdraws]

this guy has the whole government in his house

[@travv88]

All of them.

[@ethanperkins8901]

Yes all of the governments

[@moremurda]

uhhhhhhhhh....

[@thedingo23]

F.B.I
Can you explain why your robots have the same mental capacity as one of jazza’s sheets of paper?

[@LostEveryMarble]

Hahahahahaha this comment got me immediately! Well played.

[@JD_Mortal]

"Cortana, why are you useless?"
"Words fail me."
Yeah, that's kind-of a critical thing to fail at, since we speak with "WORDS".

[@Resters52_official]

she didn't fail words, words failed her

[@mlee6050]

We don’t always speak with words, often people communicate with actions or like how artist talk with what they make

[@pattoukun]

i hear "the world fails me"

[@thevioletskull8158]

Jesus dude,not everyone has to talk.

[@minahilali835]

This video was way funnier than it needed to be. Man I just kept laughing. Too funny 😂😂😂 Jazza definitely needed that at the end lol

[@JewishGay]

Courtney’s response about his drawing was bloody good 😂

[@danielle355]

Google: “If I had a nickname, I’d want it to be as cool as Calvin Broadus’s alias.”
Jazza: “Calvin Broadu..Cal..Call..Callie”
Me: “Snoop Dogg..Google wants you to call her Snoop Dogg” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@nihiladest3492]

Danielle Cantrell, lol

[@Hinanolaulii22]

Danielle Cantrell I totally was screaming that too.

[@AkariInsko]

Hi i make animations

[@ihavenocockandimustcream]

@@AkariInsko 🆗️🆒️

[@theofficialsoldierthatreviews]

Danielle Cantrell I wrote something similar cause I didn’t read the comments..lol

[@dioliksniper5618]

“I understand you loud and clear” GOT ME DYING

[@ayeshamokamji9478]

😂😂😂💯

[@thomasschorah840]

YES!!

[@zenox8834]

💯

[@thatonerandompersononyoutu7974]

BRO SAME

[@Gameboy-2007-yt]

Lmfao same

[@AGhostIGuess]

The way you looked at the camera and said “she likes me” and then smiled made me laugh so hard

[@AshPlayz8649]

Jazza made me cry in laughter when he destroyed Cortana

[@cornflakes77]

Jazza: It has occurred to me that this may have activated some of your ai smart assistants...
*my Alexa who has started playing a Christmas playlist and turned my LED lights to red so I can’t see a thing*
Me: yup

[@wendycandraw1501]

Derpy Dave wow

[@cornflakes77]

Michał Kasprzak pretty much 😂

[@TKButterfly]

Yup. My Google home says hi. We muted her microphone

[@keiariabailey8739]

My google started telling me jokes

[@taylorswiftsucks]

Hahaha this is the best comment

[@SMFortissimo]

You should have asked Alexa “What should I draw” she actually has good prompts.

[@rainecolubio]

Ooh i just tried it with google assistant. She gives prompts too

[@aidenproductions5303]

Not Siri lmao

[@xyanprod]

Aiden Production yes

[@oreliic3987]

she told me draw shapes and patterns 😭😭

[@minatogaming5750]

you should draw a naruto charecter and make it your own

[@christianstordahl8688]

I like how it’s come full circle, that we can now give an AI written prompts and it can come up with incredible original artwork

[@-pumkin-3047]

“I enjoy contemplating the complexity of the universe, and its fun to think of penuins too,” John 2020

[@alphacat1178]

Jazza: “Hey Kali, you’re a smartass”
Kali: “Apologies, I don’t understand”
_* _*_Blasts Ketchup song_*_ *_

[@agiompneyma2672]

Honestly, for me this was the best part

[@maryanamatey9667]

Me too!

[@somecallmeblue]

This part made me lol.

[@aceseditz5826]

I read this as it was playing!!!

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Alpha Cat Callie*
Oh wait, they’re both pronounced the same, nvm…

[@GioFransesca]

Jazza, a couple of years ago : “I dont have any friends”
Jazza, a week ago : “I still dont have any friends”
Jazza, today : “I jUsT BoUgHt MySeLf 5 nEw fRiEnDs”
Jazza, at the end of the day : “I killed one of my new friend”
🤣

[@wendycandraw1501]

Giovanna Fransesca omg yes

[@officialchickenn]

XD

[@jpsilver3510]

Maybe thats why he doesn't have any friends🤣

[@GythiaTorvay]

Of all the comments, yours made me laugh the hardest.

[@GioFransesca]

Nicole Ludwig awe thanks 🤣🤣🤣

[@georgeandvictoriabeardsall4088]

“I understand you loud and clear” had me dying 😂😂😂

[@echo-ink]

I find this way funnier then I should, but that last bit where you just kill Cortana and then insult them was just- mWaH 🤣

[@Metalseadraking]

Alternative Title: Jazza draws with his friends.

[@tame7929]

Hopefully not *only* friends

[@milkcultleader2706]

Jazza draws with his “friends”

[@tame7929]

•-• I don’t want to have this argument again...
Not after last time

[@tame7929]

Thinks, goes •-• and punches wall for no reason then yells “ Yeeeeeeeeeeeeett” for no reason and runs away

[@tame7929]

I won

[@Callistosdotcom]

"Hey Callie, you're a smart ass"
Callie: *ketchup song.*

[@derbuhn]

It was meent for Jazza to ... catch up to her intelligence.. ba dum ts

[@tooumes7523]

My real name Callie,I love ketchup

[@asdfxw5752]

Mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina... :V

[@iambb6053]

*you're

[@Al-rw7fc]

Came here to search for this comment 🙌

[@rockyember]

THIS IS ONE OF JAZZA’S FUNNIEST VIDEOS, IVE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES

[@hishunnibunni]

I’m 7 minutes in and I’m SO glad I kept my Cortana updated at all times 🤣 I never pressed a button to talk to her and I actually loved her! Cortana and Google are my 2 favorite assistants.

[@niovo8]

Jazza: Asks John if he liked his drawing
John: I didn't understand that
Jazza: (shows John middle finger)
John: I understand you loud and clear

[@RelaxingForLife]

That was priceless.

[@Lumiel_666]

I’ve been crying for 10 minutes because of that lmao 😂

[@James-ix5yj]

I scrolled to find this just to make sure I wouldn’t have to write it myself 🤣🤣🤣

[@skinpeeler1661]

Thank you for puting that back in my head now when i go to sleep thats the only thing im going to be thinking about

[@sharllaa3338]

i didn't know you repeating the funny part of a video gives you L I K E S

[@Vladimir_Kv]

Cortana: _The only assistant with an actual established avatar..._
Jazza: Here's Courtney

[@callaae]

I like how she has the same name as the AI from Halo. ^_^

[@AesthetitiCore]

17:00 OMG I'M DYING 🤣😭
It also reminded me that earlier someone though their calculator at a wall and I thought it was a phone haha

[@chockitkat3776]

Oh my goodness now I wanna do this challenge where I draw non-living things as humans!! This is so creative and I love his interactions with his AI assistants!! I didn't even expect the video to be this funny and wholesome!! Also. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY TO GET ALL THE ASSISTANT???

[@JustPolygolfYT]

Jazza: Have you ever killed someone
Google: I don’t understand... *Plays. Music*

[@parsanasirzadeh2733]

Lol

[@spacevoyager1579]

jazzy *jazza

[@dobby2504]

**Jazza**

[@joybailey7254]

Hold On (By Chord Overstreet I think)
P.s. This is my mom’s account

[@gurukn]

someone arrest that woman! She's flipping dangerous!

[@emilykrey5319]

Cortana: Gives the best answers to Jazza’s questions
Jazza: BeAtS hEr Up WiTh A mAlLeT

[@crownedcapybara133]

Emily Krey not a sledge hammer u dum dum

[@zoeyyu672]

Cortana*

[@im1337ninja]

That was actually a rubber mallet commonly called a dead blow to those who use them.

[@whitesmokegaming]

Sie Ehm Be Actually a dead blow mallet is filled with sand. The sand stops the mallet from bouncing, while a normal rubber mallet bounces back.

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@crownedcapybara133 You call them a dumb dumb, meanwhile you can't spell 'dumb' and you didn't even spell out the entire word of 'you'

[@zarahsgarden2097]

Can we get an updated version of this? Love this concept. So frikin funny 😂💕🤖

[@Trisha_B_done]

This video was quite emotional for me. Hilarious, a tad scary, and I was sad bc I really liked Courtney's responses. She seemed less ai and more human in answers. Goofy answers but still more human & less machine. 😁

[@M3RS.]

„Do you understand this?”
*middle finger*
„I understand you loud and clear.”
Well damn. First he was trolling you and now he is planning world's domination.

[@apollyonlavey1553]

His cover up about his favorite movie being about machines working with humans seems to be falling apart.

[@literallymothman4596]

“Have you killed anyone?”
“I’m sorry I don’t know. **STARTS PLAYING MINECRAFT MUSIC**
edit: I feel like I have to do this now. I know, it’s “hold on” by Chord Overstreet. Just take the joke okay?

[@troglodyte6139]

i was so confused 😂

[@smorttomhd2081]

*screeching enderman noises play*

[@ohhowtheturnhavetableshuh65]

Your pfp is scary XD

[@fizzler2417]

That’s not minecraft music it called hold on

[@kaikaichx]

That was a song called hold on

[@AP-l5gny]

did you know that if you ask alexa whoo her crush is, she will say R2D2
also 11:10 is the most hilarious thing that alexa said

[@paul-ine]

His neighbour when he came out and smashed his phone be like: *what in the world is wrong with that man*

[@cadence4527]

Did she say “I like ultraviolet, it glows with everything”.

[@strawberry4390]

Leslie Tyler yeah

[@nnnnick]

Leslie Tyler yeah

[@lushity8266]

Leslie Tyler yeah

[@vurbihateu1626]

Leslie Tyler yeah

[@kronazmusic5497]

Leslie Tyler yeah

[@jasminehateaccount]

I hadn't watched your videos in like a year and then was like huh what's he up to... Turns out he was smashing phones and screaming WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR!!?!1!?

[@Jazza]

I missed you ❤

[@LKBaird2016]

It's quite odd to see one's slow decline to madness!

[@thelapisleafeon2992]

16:22 - 16:35 it made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annoyingben3537]

Jazza hi

[@ScandalistRick]

Spot on with the visual representation of each device, so much talent!

[@FeatherCorvus]

"hey john, what's your favorite past time?"
(sternly) " *IT'S 12:56 PM.* "

[@crystal03marie]

5:47
I thought the music was edited in and when I realized that it wasn't I actually laughed so hard I started crying

[@AFrogInTheStars]

Yeah i think that was everyone lol

[@JoeMakaFloe]

Did you actually cry tho?

[@crystal03marie]

JoeMakaFloe yes 😂

[@gracefulslumber8441]

SAME LMAO

[@bella6295]

Crystal Marie the best part was I acc knew the song that was playing 😂

[@accookiee]

Jazza: Hey John, do you like what I drew?
John: I didn’t understand that
Jazza: Hey John, do you like my gift for you?
John: *I didn’t understand that*
Jazza: *holds up middle finger* Do you understand *this?*
John: *I UNDERSTAND YOU LOUD AND CLEAR*

[@nadzhoroo]

😂thats my favorite part

[@robinhysong5815]

Is there a time stamp? 😂😂😂

[@malpharynx]

@@robinhysong5815 7:53 :)

[@tiaa2481]

John thinking
I am happy that I did not get destroyed even if I was evil

[@ryttyr14]

I like Mimi's design the most, she's quite cute and I like how she looks both shy and confident at the same time, which matches her personality I think. Calli I think is the one who had the best personality, she's cheerful, funny and a bit cheeky. Also, I feel like Amy is suffering from partial deafness but tries to hide it by taking over the conversation.

[@Ice-wo1wf]

"What's your favorite color?"
"ultra-violet, it glows with everything." 4:44
I'm deceased

[@duchi882]

*Siri:* I don't know how to do that
*Alexa:* I'm not sure about that
*Okay Google:* Have you ever heard of the most ambitious MMO to ever grace on Mobile? I see you haven't registered yet.

[@elsalene1044]

omg haha 😂 😂

[@Snow.ed_in]

*Raid Shadow Legends sponsor incoming*

[@disquiet-mind]

"This carbon-based lifeform is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"

[@UsernameHere51]

It's funny, I just did an assignment in my uni class ( I do games design) and we basically all just made joke about that game and our game pitches were just a rip off of the talking points from their spons. Whole lecture theatre was laughing.

[@solared]

*R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S*

[@mallbratgirl_3005]

“Hey Cali, you’re a smart arse”
“ *sorry I don’t understand* ” **latin music intensifies**

[@blurryface7158]

MallBRATgirl_300 I laughed-

[@PleasentDddd]

MallBRATgirl_300 That’s the Ketchup song.

[@adharastar]

Aserejé, ja, de je

[@adrianazashen]

Now I need to dance to it 😂

[@ameliaparkinson8578]

That was the ketchup song

[@Rohvannyn]

Shows just how 'useful' these assistants really are! I liked the drawings and enjoyed watching them being made. Fave was probably the portraits.

[@daisydo8709]

Kally "I don't understand"
*plays random music*

[@edenvixie2405]

"I like movies that show friendship between humans and machines"
Me: Wall-E :D
Jazza: Iron Giant
Me: oh

[@Brett77902]

Wall-e is good but..
iron giant > wall-e

[@jeng6786]

Lol I thought wall-e too... But it was more robot with robot. The friendship between human was minimal.. More a mutual respect

[@williamsokol0]

i thought of short circuit

[@emilydunn721]

Big hero 6

[@piewars12345]

Iron Giant is the first thing to pop up in my head when anything is mentioned at all...

[@Matt-xz5mu]

POV: you’re outside enjoying a nice day when you hear “WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!? WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!”

[@miranda.cooper]

And then that famous CZcamsr with over 5 million subs next door just smashing apart a Windows phone xD

[@ginarai6582]

I would probably start laughing lmao😂

[@randomtraveler4149]

Not only do you hear this, but you hear it being _shouted_ in a _serious, angry_ tone of voice .

[@LuiiV99]

LMFAO

[@jasmineallen4617]

Hahahaha

[@SergeyPupkoMusic]

7:48 strong emotions there...
"I go, you stay... No following."
Man, that was a great movie to grow up to.

[@mykemurfy]

No! Siri's favorite color isn't purple! Siri's favorite color is- well... it's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

[@chameleoncove]

Amy/Alexa: "I like ultraviolet. It glows with everything."
I could tell she has a great personality.

[@cassandraa]

*“I know what the cow says”*
Jazza: *[angry Aussie noises]*

[@Deku5305]

c a s s a n d r A A. . Nice Pfp Danganrompa 2

[@cassandraa]

Hunter Lasiak
Yes

[@taarryynnn]

*Mallet has entered the chat*

[@beep3038]

Puhuhu Are you brazillian or latina? puhuhu

[@sarahchurch3453]

I am just now watching this video, and I laughed so hard I choked 😂. I definitely needed a good laugh to cheer me up, so thank you kindly good sir!

[@ksart319]

Alternative title: The smart assistants drive Jazza crazy for seventeen minutes and fifty one seconds

[@timeijs12]

"Do you like my drawing?"
"I'm not sure, but I know what the cow says."
Cow: "Boo!"
Smooth.

[@christinakohl6111]

What cows do you know??😂

[@Vic-kt6oy]

I thought... I thought they say moo

[@timeijs12]

@@Vic-kt6oy In Dutch it's 'boe'. It's kinda funny how animals say different things in different languages even though they sound exactly the same... Like dogs saying "bau bau" in Bulgarian, "Wang Wang" in Mandarin and "waf waf" in Dutch 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@varflock9777]

@@christinakohl6111 Highly judgemental ones apparently.

[@christinakohl6111]

@@varflock9777 right? I'm sure that milk is already sour when it comes out😆

[@budavara]

“WhAT’s YA FavoRiTE cOLouR!?”
“WHaT’s A cOw SAy?!”
-Jazza 2020

[@LazyLoonz]

Moo as in boo, Cortana basically said his drawing sucks "moo=boo"

[@angeliquebawden9018]

I've been laughing at that for like 2 minutes straight.

[@looteverybody]

I'm dying right now from laughter! That part was hilarious

[@bluecobaltsteph2689]

“I’m going slowly insane” uhh. Jazza. As a person with a doctorate in psychology ……. That wasn’t slowly. 😂

[@OMGitsKristinaxD]

I reeeally appreciate him editing the video in a way that made him say “Siri” backwards. Saves me so much stress lol

[@timetraveler8830]

honey, neighbour is shouting "what did the cow say" at a phone again

[@thelostprotogen2764]

Wait... _again_ ?

[@samira29710]

yeah should we call the mental hospital? (Again)

[@katharinecrumpton6314]

Laughed at video but seeing it written out like that, I had to put my head in my pillow cos I was laughing so much I didn't want to wake my child

[@bhargavibala2449]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spaceduck3132]

John: I like friendliness.
Mimi: I heard betrayal is good.
Amy: How about I ask you the questions. Oh, The Empire Strikes back is good. BB8 is a good roller.
Cally: I like pie. *plays music*
Courtney: *Explains plot of the Mars movie.* Moo.

[@GhostRat__]

Microsoft saw this they canceled Cortana

[@taarryynnn]

WHATS THE COW SAY?!??!?!???!??!

[@cassandraalexander2591]

"WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?! WHATS A COW SAY!?" lol🤣 you feel better lol that was great

[@amandav4367]

I lost it when "John" answered and gave the time. Too funny.

[@roccov3614]

"How did that feel . . . bitch?"
The delayed "bitch" was unexpected and hilarious.

[@briannadale8532]

🤣

[@Tsuyonpu]

Jazzas Alexa, giving vague answers, never responds
me asking my Alexa: "what your favorite movie?"
Alexa: "I like the Lion King"
maybe you just need to build a better friendship with you Ai!!

[@thepacific2933]

Yeah maybe go outside with her , i dunno just go on a cafe sometimes

[@fresh-tea9559]

Spill more information so that Amazon gets more money and releases more content for you

[@a3c122]

Yea go watch some movie or something

[@AndrewGistKlaxMaster]

And also maybe train it to his voice before making a video which requires answers.

[@bananasplitxxx4701]

My Alexa likes back to the future

[@bobbibrecht1809]

This made my entire day! This was outstanding!!

[@guccifrogs7297]

my google assistant likes to flirt with my dad when my mom isnt here