42 Balloons - 42 Balloons and a Lawn Chair (from Studio Cast Recording - Selected Tracks)

From the 42 Balloons (Studio Cast Recording) - Selected Tracks
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Lyrics:
Oh my... What the... Son of a... Damn... What?!
Sir, we've got a situation, I'm receiving confirmation of illegal aviation over LAX
What’d you say?
Check the radar data, I don't want to instigate a crisis but sooner or later someone oughta call the Feds...
Hey, I’m approaching a commotion in San Pedro by the ocean
There's a crowd of people frozen for some movie I’m supposing
What?
This might sound like a dumb thing but they're looking up at something in the... Holy crap I’m gonna call you back
Now I don't know about you
But I ain't ever ever seen
My eyes are telling me it's true
But it’s like something on the big screen
And now I don't know what to do
Why me, why now, what does it mean?
Because there’s literally forty-two balloons and a lawn chair
Oh my... What the...
Delta Four One Ninety
There's a chair in the air and a man
I mean, I swear to god, a man in a chair in the air
No, I'm not kidding!
What?
I'm telling you I'm seeing... Well, I think a human being
Possibly a European, maybe even an alien?
Listen up I’ve found his frequency, I’m gonna try to speak and see
If he’ll reply to me, can we just get him safely down?
Okay!
I’m making a recording, a report and more importantly
Can someone tell me why he's got a gun?
Now I don't know about you
But I ain't ever ever seen
My eyes are telling me it's true
But it’s like something on the big screen
And now I don't know what to do
Why me, why now, what does it mean?
Because there’s literally forty-two balloons and a lawn chair
Oh my... What the... Son of a... Damn... What?!
Has someone called the FBI?
Is it technically illegal?
Probably doesn’t have a license!
Any fall is surely lethal!
The police are with his ground crew!
He's the new Evel Knievel!
Wait, did someone say "his ground crew"?
Yes he's got a ground crew!
Crazy lawn chair man has a ground crew too!
Now I don't know about you
But I ain't ever ever seen
My eyes are telling me it's true
But it’s like something on the big screen
And now i don't know what to do
Why me, why now, what does it mean?
Because there’s literally
Forty-two balloons and a lawn chair
Forty-two balloons and a lawn chair
Forty-two balloons and a lawn chair

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