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  • čas přidán 18. 12. 2018
  • an afk bot would probably get a 10% win rate in this game
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  • @Cubiclynx
    @Cubiclynx Před 5 lety +18408

    Throwing a snowball to make that person flinch and walk off the map, truly frightening display of psychological warfare.

    • @thepacificwart8777
      @thepacificwart8777 Před 4 lety +900

      The guy has ptsd from the amounts of snowballs launched at him while making a bridge, give him a break

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 Před 4 lety +466

      One time someone epearled to me and it scared me so bad I almost fell out of my chair

    • @tver4789
      @tver4789 Před 4 lety +24

      666 likes

    • @figpancake7938
      @figpancake7938 Před 4 lety +17

      The egg hit him tho but still nice 👍

    • @mas9758
      @mas9758 Před 4 lety +86

      Figpancake9000 ???
      Watch 1:50 Techno states that his challenges made him unable to deal damage with to anyone with snowballs

  • @user-qc3nw9rm7f
    @user-qc3nw9rm7f Před 3 lety +12996

    Rest in Peace Techno. You meant a lot to me and the whole community🕊️

    • @nietjoppe5884
      @nietjoppe5884 Před 3 lety +173

      Fax

    • @panadocoughsyrup
      @panadocoughsyrup Před 3 lety +345

      whats wrong with female fans tho

    • @user-qc3nw9rm7f
      @user-qc3nw9rm7f Před 3 lety +696

      @@panadocoughsyrup nothing. I meant more over the top fans

    • @sadagusfate
      @sadagusfate Před 3 lety +567

      @@panadocoughsyrup fangirls is a gender neutral term lol, it's not specifically females

    • @Coffnist_Charm
      @Coffnist_Charm Před 3 lety +363

      Honestly techno doesn't have that many bad stans at least to other mcyt-

  • @flarosisdragon
    @flarosisdragon Před rokem +278

    This is the first technoblade video that I ever watched and made me realize how unique technoblade’s humor actually was. Rest In Peace technoblade.

  • @Forestxavier20
    @Forestxavier20 Před 3 lety +446

    I love how the final guy said "Stop Hacking" when Techno killed him after getting called a hacker himself. The cycle of hackusations continues!

  • @astro6492
    @astro6492 Před 5 lety +15977

    “Techno’s Fist”
    Sharpness I
    Fortune III
    Efficiency IV
    Knockback II
    I don’t know if people are genuinely recommending x enchantment be changed to this or that but it’s not going to happen either way. I still get notifications on this almost 2 year old comment and it is always just x enchantment this or change this enchantment to that enchantment. It’s annoying.

  • @coragon42
    @coragon42 Před 5 lety +19398

    Here's a challenge that I don't think you can win:
    Win 3 games in a row without being accused of hacks

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai Před 5 lety +673

      Impossible

    • @rasya6764
      @rasya6764 Před 4 lety +1168

      */nick reset*
      "OMG IT'S TECHNO ILY SO MUCH"
      I've never seen someone with YT rank being accused of hacks.

    • @fishisghisigisf
      @fishisghisigisf Před 4 lety +55

      Yeah

    • @willhblob1171
      @willhblob1171 Před 4 lety +571

      @@rasya6764 i've never seen someone unnicked with YT win 3 games in a row without being mega targeted

    • @rasya6764
      @rasya6764 Před 4 lety +201

      Ah yes.
      I remember techno encountering an insane hacker and killed himself rather than getting killed.

  • @robder9122
    @robder9122 Před 2 lety +96

    Rare footage of technoblade taking knockback.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 20 dny +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @Soft_oat
    @Soft_oat Před 3 lety +110

    He is so smart he literally just made up pressure plate to instantly activate it my mind is blown

    • @activ1
      @activ1 Před 2 lety +2

      how else would you activate it? Two sticks?

    • @exafyxacuti1525
      @exafyxacuti1525 Před 2 lety +1

      One cobble one stick

    • @Rosen666
      @Rosen666 Před 7 měsíci

      I usually go for a button@@exafyxacuti1525

  • @ethan2567
    @ethan2567 Před 4 lety +3995

    Technoblade: "you don't understand how hard the paper challenge is."
    proceeds to flawless everyone

  • @quie9128
    @quie9128 Před 5 lety +5494

    I just saw this and the guy who jumped off at 1:42 is my friend. I have just screenshot it and I am actively laughing at him over discord
    editing this 3 years later. nothing feels real. rest in peace techno. been a fan for years. thank you for letting me laugh at my friend.

    • @Pins30
      @Pins30 Před 4 lety +97

      Player_Universe is your friend?

    • @sami6911
      @sami6911 Před 4 lety +601

      Pins30 no he means Technoblade 🤷‍♂️

    • @mysenseofhumourisbroken1204
      @mysenseofhumourisbroken1204 Před 4 lety +52

      Sami What?! Techno wasn’t the one who jumped off the bridge

    • @mysenseofhumourisbroken1204
      @mysenseofhumourisbroken1204 Před 4 lety +47

      Sami The player who jumped off was Player_Universe

    • @sami6911
      @sami6911 Před 4 lety +499

      @@mysenseofhumourisbroken1204 Someone doesn't understand sarcasm...

  • @stell_aer
    @stell_aer Před 13 dny +5

    really happy to see this in my recommended tonight. miss you every day techno, you rule

  • @aerous4484
    @aerous4484 Před 3 lety +47

    Ranboo:silk touch hands
    Technoblade:fortune hands

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 20 dny

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @JustALouDude
    @JustALouDude Před 4 lety +7777

    Techno could kill me in creative while he’s in survival.

  • @Stahwk
    @Stahwk Před 4 lety +4526

    Therapist : Don't worry Technoblade without crown doesn't exist.
    Technoblade without crown : 10:27

  • @epicbaseplate1674
    @epicbaseplate1674 Před 3 lety +212

    Dare: Activate Paper Challenge, when you get hit, call people hacks.

    • @knight764
      @knight764 Před 3 lety +6

      On their screen, it says: (player name) is doing the paper thin challenge, whoosh! Or something like that

    • @epicbaseplate1674
      @epicbaseplate1674 Před 3 lety +8

      @@knight764 Yeah, but you will gotta act dumb that youre not using paper thin challenge.

  • @TANKONATOR
    @TANKONATOR Před 19 dny +40

    who also got this in their feed ):

    • @DrugAbuser_
      @DrugAbuser_ Před 16 dny

      He would be happy to know even after his death people still watch his videos so don’t be sad.

    • @JustanormalOof-em4eh
      @JustanormalOof-em4eh Před 14 dny

      Meeeeee

  • @MelaLabelle
    @MelaLabelle Před 4 lety +4709

    Techno Who Can Literally Do Nothing & Barely Has Defense & Health: *Scares the enemy to their death by throwing a snowball that does nothing at them.*

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles Před 3 lety +26

      @@tanyatang6201 i think the better fix is to put commas before and after "that does nothing"

    • @xdragclick2074
      @xdragclick2074 Před 3 lety +7

      @@thecaptainnoodles yes (btw I'm on an alt)

    • @xdragclick2074
      @xdragclick2074 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thecaptainnoodles and still, he hasn't fixed it...

    • @PhysicsChan
      @PhysicsChan Před 3 lety +3

      @@xdragclick2074 their name is a rickroll

    • @CedThev
      @CedThev Před 2 lety +1

      Scripted lol

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming Před 5 lety +3407

    *All Skywars Challenges, VR, Blindfolded, mouse in left hand, cold hands, broken texture pack, 1 cps, no audio gameplay on minechat with a steering wheel*

    • @mystic3476
      @mystic3476 Před 5 lety +300

      OmicronGaming if he’s using a wheel, then he can’t use a mouse, broken textures wouldn’t matter cause he’s blindfolded. Just a heads up

    • @mystic3476
      @mystic3476 Před 5 lety +150

      I know it’s a joke

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 Před 5 lety +44

      @@mystic3476 r/woosh

    • @mystic3476
      @mystic3476 Před 5 lety +109

      r/woooooosh

    • @qwakyyy
      @qwakyyy Před 5 lety +21

      OmicronGaming tbh what’s the point of anything if he’s blindfolded?

  • @doodle2763
    @doodle2763 Před rokem +42

    Technoblade’s so great that he literally stood still on his island, didn’t do a single thing and still won. Rip ♥️

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 20 dny

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @beanboiz3381
    @beanboiz3381 Před rokem +141

    I can't believe we will never get another video from this legend. Rest easy Techno

    • @RinxOwnsYou
      @RinxOwnsYou Před rokem +1

      Atleast we have technodad

    • @surpriseman
      @surpriseman Před rokem

      ong
      old clips he made never have ever existed

  • @outcastinvest7265
    @outcastinvest7265 Před 5 lety +11714

    imagine the paper challenge but the other person has thorns

    • @mailc3p477
      @mailc3p477 Před 5 lety +725

      hdduc *punches enemy*
      *you go flying*

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue Před 4 lety +52

      MailC3p just trap him

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q Před 4 lety +13

      @Mingue Kwak i agree

    • @ninjaipis693
      @ninjaipis693 Před 4 lety +40

      @@Fizz-Q in soviet russia agree agreed with u

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 Před 4 lety +88

      What if both were doing it? You punch them and you both go flying.

  • @ThingsThings2
    @ThingsThings2 Před 3 lety +1849

    "I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so alive, I'm the best"
    - Tenchnoblade 2018

  • @jena6743
    @jena6743 Před rokem +4

    bald technoblade doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
    bald technoblade:

  • @eaglest0554
    @eaglest0554 Před 14 dny +3

    Next video is "1v1ing god with all challenges at the same time."

    • @Fin-lb2ps
      @Fin-lb2ps Před 14 dny +2

      Crying but good joke 😭

  • @vinnieboy8748
    @vinnieboy8748 Před 5 lety +4418

    Nobody:
    Technoblade: swaps diamond boots for diamond boots.
    "It's big brain time"

    • @pfydo5658
      @pfydo5658 Před 5 lety +20

      This upload is a year old dude

    • @vinnieboy8748
      @vinnieboy8748 Před 5 lety +109

      @@pfydo5658 I know

    • @RoostBR
      @RoostBR Před 4 lety +180

      Hello fellow people that are only just now getting recommended TechnoBlade videos from over a year ago. How are you?

    • @datboi3830
      @datboi3830 Před 4 lety +7

      @@RoostBR noic3 mate

    • @freddiemckeogh1923
      @freddiemckeogh1923 Před 4 lety +7

      @@pfydo5658 then why are you here

  • @samluttrell6961
    @samluttrell6961 Před 5 lety +3415

    he obviously couldnt die. he had the auto gg mod installed

    • @42carlos
      @42carlos Před 5 lety +181

      yes it is
      i use the auto gg mod
      i haven't lost a single match ever since I installed it

    • @samluttrell6961
      @samluttrell6961 Před 5 lety +143

      @Malaska :D yes it obviously is. this hack makes you incapable of dying. you are therefor immortal like people such as technoblade. you have dishonored the auto gg mod. technoblade will invoke a bolt of lightning and smite you out of the sky. the auto gg mod reigns superior

    • @khodok9636
      @khodok9636 Před 5 lety +9

      Idk why all this seems sarcastic 😂😂😂

    • @maxkappinga1475
      @maxkappinga1475 Před 5 lety +25

      Khodok Ping it isn’t

    • @gage1223
      @gage1223 Před 5 lety +12

      Max Kappinga *what do you meaaaan it’s not sarcaastic...*

  • @joshuawinston8577
    @joshuawinston8577 Před 9 měsíci +50

    Rip Tecno you are missed

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 20 dny

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  • @necroexoricist
    @necroexoricist Před rokem +7

    Rest In Peace Technoblade. Thank you for everything. You gave us legacy.

  • @10xTNT
    @10xTNT Před 4 lety +2190

    paper challenge but all your enemies have knockback 10

  • @OldElukaa
    @OldElukaa Před 4 lety +2446

    This is obviously fake, the ender pearl was a paid actor.

    • @tempestindustries9446
      @tempestindustries9446 Před 4 lety +61

      Shit I didint realise. Damn ender pearls

    • @aaronkou1751
      @aaronkou1751 Před 4 lety +5

      Cosin angle b

    • @jacoby7036
      @jacoby7036 Před 4 lety +23

      RavenTempest Gaming The sword was obviously Ryan Reynolds. Smh. I can’t believe Techno would lie to us.

    • @RiverNunu
      @RiverNunu Před 3 lety +5

      Chicken u can smell it and i can predict it

    • @Euoplocephalus
      @Euoplocephalus Před 3 lety +4

      Uh, you can’t pay ended peerl you stink or. They also can’t act 🗿🦛🦛🥶🤚🏿👍🏻👍🏻🥵🥵👣👣👥🧑‍🦰

  • @bleewaydde3935
    @bleewaydde3935 Před rokem +11

    I am watching every of his videos to miss him ahh my day ACTUALLY my yt life is kinda ruined without you techno wuv you

  • @theunskippableadam.4609
    @theunskippableadam.4609 Před 2 lety +4

    “Putting armor on paper doesn’t do anything. You fool. You moron.”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

  • @yevha1748
    @yevha1748 Před 5 lety +1607

    Next challenge: kill 13 players even though you can only kill 11 maximum

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it

    Is it just me or technoblades fist is more op then my netherite sword

  • @itsFnD
    @itsFnD Před 19 dny +4

    And of course, CZcams starts recommending this 5 years later...

  • @endy2570
    @endy2570 Před 2 lety +5

    Technoblade: *wins*
    For3x: "bruh" "nub" (6:04)

  • @shienar8264
    @shienar8264 Před 5 lety +2102

    Congrats on 500k
    Only 9.5mil to go

  • @SephDark18
    @SephDark18 Před 4 lety +314

    My brain: Crownless Techno doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.
    *Crownless Techno:*

  • @laisha2235
    @laisha2235 Před 3 lety +9

    Them: techno without crown doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
    Techno without crown : 5:05

  • @krystalized1108
    @krystalized1108 Před rokem +6

    Ah yes, randomly recommended. I miss him...

  • @NARbluebear
    @NARbluebear Před 5 lety +1054

    How to make people think you are being killed by a hacker:
    1. Play with the HUD off
    2. Play in 3rd person view
    3. Activate the paper challenge

    • @averagetree3241
      @averagetree3241 Před 4 lety +2

      NARbluebear techno blade doesn’t hack

    • @averagetree3241
      @averagetree3241 Před 4 lety +2

      NARbluebear dumbass 🤦‍♂️

    • @overseire
      @overseire Před 4 lety +134

      @@averagetree3241 that... what? how did you perceive that as that? humans are weird.

    • @huskee5805
      @huskee5805 Před 4 lety +44

      Cucci Gang Because he’s seven years old lol

    • @maxwellbarker9761
      @maxwellbarker9761 Před 4 lety +35

      Average Tree I reckon your the dumbass buddy

  • @SomeRandomCow
    @SomeRandomCow Před 5 lety +2940

    I tried this, won, then got banned for cheating.

    • @SomeRandomCow
      @SomeRandomCow Před 5 lety +390

      PixelatedFuture Yep. They also denied appeal

    • @simanolastname2399
      @simanolastname2399 Před 5 lety +376

      If you believe you were unfairly banned and can’t appeal, you should post a forum. You should also read the rules to see if you did anything wrong. It is unlikely an admin abused, or that watchdog automatically banned you unfairly.

    • @SomeRandomCow
      @SomeRandomCow Před 5 lety +228

      Fr00sk I did nothing wrong and played every game fairly. If I got banned for no reason and can't appeal I can't do anything about it. The smart thing for me to do is wait out my ban.

    • @simanolastname2399
      @simanolastname2399 Před 5 lety +104

      Why can’t you appeal? You could still write a forum about how you were banned unfairly and couldn’t appeal.

    • @SomeRandomCow
      @SomeRandomCow Před 5 lety +163

      It's pointless when you got denied already. At that rate there's no point, to me the best thing to do is wait it out or it could get extended.

  • @jollygreenberg6155
    @jollygreenberg6155 Před rokem +27

    Rest In Peace legend. You will always be the greatest skyward player of all time. We will remember you till the end of time. Rest easy techno. Technoblade never dies!

  • @human-po4dv
    @human-po4dv Před rokem +5

    "Oh my god i'm bald"
    He was foreshadowing 😣😣
    Fly High King

  • @uhh9364
    @uhh9364 Před 5 lety +3827

    Lol some nerd hacked techno and thinks he can troll us with consistent uploads.

    • @arc2240
      @arc2240 Před 5 lety +38

      A g r e e d

    • @daltonbrown5482
      @daltonbrown5482 Před 5 lety +30

      FrozenIce very very realistic I mean who is this guy trolling us

    • @arc2240
      @arc2240 Před 5 lety +25

      bet its xturtle

    • @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422
      @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 Před 5 lety +4

      What are you talking about??? This is technoblade, not some random hackertroll... smh.

    • @uhh9364
      @uhh9364 Před 5 lety +21

      @@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 pls tell me you're joking if not, r/whooosh

  • @Weird_boy
    @Weird_boy Před 3 lety +667

    Imagine the guy at 6:09 calling techno a “nub” and then finding out who he really is

    • @pegd4990
      @pegd4990 Před 3 lety +7

      Saw that

    • @hisamuslu9788
      @hisamuslu9788 Před 3 lety +27

      Calling arguably the best player in the world a noob😭

    • @micahlehrke9
      @micahlehrke9 Před 3 lety +15

      @@hisamuslu9788 one of the best pvpers. There is no best Minecraft player.

    • @krzysztofcichocki9399
      @krzysztofcichocki9399 Před 3 lety +3

      @@micahlehrke9 chill

    • @micahlehrke9
      @micahlehrke9 Před 3 lety +20

      @@krzysztofcichocki9399 bro I'm an ice cube

  • @trafficconemochi1203
    @trafficconemochi1203 Před 2 lety +7

    6:09 I love how he calls techno “nub” little does he know its futile cause hes up against the legendary technoblade

  • @hatster401
    @hatster401 Před rokem +3

    Techno in this video reminds me of Barry Bonds, the baseball player, who was so intimidating that pitchers would intentionally just let him go instead of risking throwing the ball to him.

  • @brandon8601
    @brandon8601 Před 4 lety +476

    Techno: **swaps diamond boots for diamond boots**
    Me: *Yes the floor here is made of floor*

    • @jamesfunnymorrison8305
      @jamesfunnymorrison8305 Před 4 lety +10

      that meme doesn't even fit what

    • @RicardoCastillo-jd20w
      @RicardoCastillo-jd20w Před 4 lety +3

      @@jamesfunnymorrison8305 isn't even close to fitting

    • @aaronkou1751
      @aaronkou1751 Před 4 lety +2

      Cosin angle b

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Před 3 lety +2

      Well some mario kart floors are not floors they are horizontal walls

    • @Froggermini
      @Froggermini Před 3 lety +1

      No it’s most likely wood, or carpet or something else that’s usually a floor

  • @MKIVGTI1.8
    @MKIVGTI1.8 Před 4 lety +249

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Technoblade says "The paper challenge"

  • @alexbosspro2648
    @alexbosspro2648 Před 2 lety +3

    "OMG I'm bald!" 2 years to early

  • @zacharytaylor190
    @zacharytaylor190 Před 14 dny +4

    Got reccomend this. Technoblade never dies.

  • @F13zzz
    @F13zzz Před 5 lety +821

    How to complete all challenges:
    1 get an alt
    2 invite ur alt with the accout u want the challenges with
    3 kill everyone with ur alt
    4 jump off the map with ur alt
    5 ez

    • @hayhay9548
      @hayhay9548 Před 5 lety +122

      6 get killed by someone else while playing on ur alt

    • @f1sker999
      @f1sker999 Před 5 lety +2

      @@hayhay9548 u can hide godly xd

    • @cxllum8338
      @cxllum8338 Před 5 lety +96

      Bold of you to assume I can kill everybody

    • @ocardh
      @ocardh Před 4 lety +46

      F13 bold of you to assume I can afford 2 accounts

    • @hollaholla7375
      @hollaholla7375 Před 4 lety +26

      7 get banned

  • @Sk1erDev
    @Sk1erDev Před 5 lety +503

    TEST

  • @wingerwc
    @wingerwc Před 3 měsíci +2

    5:08 never have I been more scared of a split second image in my life, is that techno without the crown?

  • @cowboy9348
    @cowboy9348 Před 2 lety +6

    3:20 techno switches diamond boots for slightly damaged diamond boots

  • @joonalehtola
    @joonalehtola Před 5 lety +395

    Am i dreaming or... or is technoblade uploading regularly? Say whaaaaaaaaaaat

  • @ecirevill
    @ecirevill Před 5 lety +384

    **breaks diamond and gets ore with bare hand**
    Me: wait, that’s illegal

    • @bean1002
      @bean1002 Před 4 lety +15

      *gets 3 diamonds from mining diamond ore with his hand*

    • @grimmrider638
      @grimmrider638 Před 4 lety +8

      @@bean1002 SKYBLOCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
      HOW COULD YOU MADE TECHNOBLADE EVEN MORE INSANE!!!?
      WWWHHHHYYYYYY!?!?!?!!?

    • @kaynorri
      @kaynorri Před 4 lety +1

      Nah your fist just has silk touch as an enchantment.

    • @jeffo.1916
      @jeffo.1916 Před 4 lety +5

      @@kaynorri fortune

    • @Kajetanpsikuta
      @Kajetanpsikuta Před 3 lety

      Techno is Ranboo confirmed?

  • @margauxmayeux1796
    @margauxmayeux1796 Před rokem +2

    I’m trying to watch all of his videos before the anniversary. Techno blade never dies.

  • @Bluetoo9000
    @Bluetoo9000 Před rokem +3

    Technoblade the type of guy to get over 10 achievements in less than a second

  • @aoi3999
    @aoi3999 Před 3 lety +39

    i love how he finished the concept of the video a minute and 44 seconds in

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 20 dny

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @colinwilliams3459
    @colinwilliams3459 Před 5 lety +139

    You should be doing everything AND a win streak challenge so you can stop living

    • @nekoli
      @nekoli Před 5 lety

      That would just be boring to do and watch.

    • @nekoli
      @nekoli Před 5 lety +1

      @Tony He legit said in the video itself, at the start of the second game, that it would be mind-numbingly boring.

  • @Redimposter34
    @Redimposter34 Před rokem +5

    rip techo “legends never die” :(

  • @pandasgames9962
    @pandasgames9962 Před rokem +8

    Rest In Peace techno 🕊 fly high ❤️

  • @idontwantstrangerstoknowmy6036

    watching this while my parents argue about politics

    • @faiz8385
      @faiz8385 Před 3 lety +1

      Perfect Timing

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon Před 3 lety +16

      this is why we get rid of government. no more pesky politics

    • @prakhar7042
      @prakhar7042 Před 3 lety +3

      lol, i was watching this while peeling baked potatoes. I'm not eve kidding.

    • @indexifee8791
      @indexifee8791 Před 3 lety

      Politics are dumb

    • @skyplayzgames8648
      @skyplayzgames8648 Před 2 lety

      @@indexifee8791 amen

  • @Jaytwos
    @Jaytwos Před 5 lety +156

    Join 100 games and don’t do anything and see how many you can win

  • @MoDoubleSS-oq7dg
    @MoDoubleSS-oq7dg Před 15 dny +4

    Got this in my recommended today, if you see me crying, no you didn’t

  • @lilyhicks8640
    @lilyhicks8640 Před rokem +2

    Rest in peace, techno you will be missed. 🎗🕊

  • @frenchwaffl
    @frenchwaffl Před 4 lety +65

    9:54
    Me when I do anything related to video games

  • @captaincraftt3324
    @captaincraftt3324 Před 5 lety +185

    8:37 Imagine if fall damage also made u FLY 20 billion miles

  • @ruinfox4108
    @ruinfox4108 Před rokem +2

    Technoblade: Wins while doing all challenges
    Also Technoblade: Loses when doing only 1 challenge

  • @TherealSquiffy
    @TherealSquiffy Před měsícem +1

    Me: has to have perfectly organized inventory before playing video games.
    Techno: keeps 3 swords in his inventory at all times ( 8:04 )

  • @diogoneto02
    @diogoneto02 Před 5 lety +27

    that line: "AND EVERYTIME THEY PROVE ME WRONG"

  • @crusher2k7
    @crusher2k7 Před 4 lety +35

    Techno: I can’t get hit
    Also techno: **casually turns on Bhop**

  • @thebigjimbo66m4
    @thebigjimbo66m4 Před rokem +7

    Well done Techno, we will miss you.

  • @Aczave
    @Aczave Před rokem +3

    i already miss u technoblade.

  • @bryantenjhay65
    @bryantenjhay65 Před 3 lety +106

    Plot twist: Techno is using the steering wheel

  • @siebevandenoever6398
    @siebevandenoever6398 Před 5 lety +101

    Almost at 10 million Subs Techno, we are officially at 5% now

  • @syn6109
    @syn6109 Před 3 lety +5

    this got recommended to me again 2 years later but i noticed something
    6:09 techno got called a noob

  • @brianbarrow9902
    @brianbarrow9902 Před 3 lety +7

    Little did he know years later he would find a man with the same hand abilities as him

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 Před 5 lety +258

    He's uploading more regularly to beat Skeppy

  • @CoolName5383
    @CoolName5383 Před 3 lety +93

    6:08 "nub"
    imagine how dumb they must have felt when they realized it was Technoblade
    *uninstalls game*

  • @Jack-zz7bc
    @Jack-zz7bc Před 3 lety +3

    Ranboo has silk touch hands, Techno has fortune hands.

  • @nathantrevino954
    @nathantrevino954 Před rokem +4

    Rest In Peace, you legacy will never die.

  • @bagel_dev
    @bagel_dev Před 5 lety +22

    Billy: Look! He is doing the paper challenge! I am going to throw a rock at him!
    Techno: Ha! You made a terrible mista-
    Billy: *Pulls out scizzors*

  • @spud.9875
    @spud.9875 Před 5 lety +17

    5:15 TECHNOBLADE KNOWS HOW TO ROD!!!

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 2 lety +1

    That man didn't even get hit, he just saw the white particles from that snowball and knew he had no chance.

  • @spacemadness6709
    @spacemadness6709 Před 18 dny +5

    happy birthday king

  • @typicalpig608
    @typicalpig608 Před 3 lety +50

    Techno: Wins all challenges first try
    Also techno: doesn’t win one challenge first try
    Me: So logic, I heard you went on a vacation.

    • @MonCalypso
      @MonCalypso Před 2 lety +1

      The greater the challenge, the higher chance he succeeds. Logic.

    • @kienthanhle6230
      @kienthanhle6230 Před 2 lety

      In the paper challenge he was playing more aggressively so yeah

  • @JohnusSmittinis
    @JohnusSmittinis Před 3 lety +29

    10:27 - When I become an old man.

  • @destroyer100onblitz
    @destroyer100onblitz Před rokem +5

    We will remember you technoblade 🥺
    Rest In Peace

  • @cookiesaretasty429
    @cookiesaretasty429 Před rokem +6

    You will be missed technoblade, long live the king

  • @onlyhereformemes6656
    @onlyhereformemes6656 Před 4 lety +45

    6:08 pause it at the right time and you can see the guy who got killed by the pig got salty and said bruh and also *nub*

  • @candy9798
    @candy9798 Před 4 lety +15

    6:09
    For3x: "nub"
    *runs away from Techno when he was about to die*

    • @michaualtington
      @michaualtington Před 3 lety

      He also run away in a straight line

    • @ahhaahaah
      @ahhaahaah Před 3 lety

      Because techno was spamming bow

    • @diegonunez837
      @diegonunez837 Před 3 lety

      @@ahhaahaah he was running the while time though...

    • @ahhaahaah
      @ahhaahaah Před 3 lety

      @@diegonunez837 Yah but most of the times now spammers are considered as Noobs

  • @lui_6967
    @lui_6967 Před 3 lety +2

    Sword only bow only
    Me: What
    Techno: snowballs

  • @gecc4789
    @gecc4789 Před 10 měsíci +2

    The first technoblade video I ever watched

    • @OmidEte3a
      @OmidEte3a Před 10 měsíci

      Good job for watching😊

  • @TaeshicChung
    @TaeshicChung Před 5 lety +31

    Technoblade is kidnapped guys
    He just uploaded

    • @onion2481
      @onion2481 Před 5 lety

      KwikScope do u have a spare minercaft acc u dont use?

    • @onion2481
      @onion2481 Před 5 lety

      virt because i dont have one and i really wanna play

    • @natestrich3834
      @natestrich3834 Před 5 lety

      @@onion2481 They're 20$ I have like 4 Lol

    • @onion2481
      @onion2481 Před 5 lety

      Nate Damme can i have 1 one of them?

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 Před 5 lety +1

      @@onion2481 Dude just buy one. Stop asking, nobody's gonna give you for free.

  • @paralyzedstar8204
    @paralyzedstar8204 Před 5 lety +67

    i feel betrayed that you dont have an elbow cam in every video. disappointed, -10/10, would maybe recommend

    • @Jay-629
      @Jay-629 Před 5 lety +14

      you idiot he’s doing elbow reveal at 10 mil fake fan noob

    • @paralyzedstar8204
      @paralyzedstar8204 Před 5 lety

      @no one lol wut u mean brah

    • @zwatchxd9175
      @zwatchxd9175 Před 5 lety

      @@paralyzedstar8204 lol u feke fann ieksdi iekesdi lebow came at 10 melion soBs dod

    • @paralyzedstar8204
      @paralyzedstar8204 Před 5 lety

      @@zwatchxd9175 yes

    • @paralyzedstar8204
      @paralyzedstar8204 Před 5 lety

      @@Jay-629 lol he betrayed u then bc look at his steering wheel vid lmao

  • @odditygaming6674
    @odditygaming6674 Před 3 lety +1

    Best thing I've seen all day. Thank you.

  • @kolbrah3038
    @kolbrah3038 Před 3 lety +14

    5:21: basically 2020 summed up.