Barstool Pizza Review - Patsy's Tavern & Restaurant (Paterson, NJ)

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  • Dave reviews the often recommended Patsy's Tavern, which he thought he had already done.
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  • @OneBitePizzaReviews
    @OneBitePizzaReviews  Před 3 lety +73

    Dave reviews the often recommended Patsy's Tavern, which he thought he had already done.
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    • @howardhaimhelfgott4494
      @howardhaimhelfgott4494 Před 3 lety

      Wow you in NJ Area??!! come on over to Passaic NJ to Prima Pizza ! A Great Kosher Pizza Joint !! Luv to SEE You there,,Many Fans Luv YA !!

    • @lovedecors
      @lovedecors Před 8 měsíci

      Thanks for ruining the video

    • @user-bh5zg2bn9p
      @user-bh5zg2bn9p Před 2 měsíci

      Typical political gotta stick your face in .As always Dave handled it well.

  • @TheSpoon369
    @TheSpoon369 Před 3 lety +855

    this owner was legit he was so calm and wasn't rushing Dave to look at everything in the restaurant and even his wife who was in a rush was very chill for how excited she was. I love that they didn't remodel this place either the vibe is just right

    • @JP3_C6Z
      @JP3_C6Z Před 3 lety +25

      Yeah Steve and Jill are really nice, genuine people. That’s what I love. Hate going to some places where owners are arrogant. Never been the case with them. They make you feel welcome

    • @scottdavidson7543
      @scottdavidson7543 Před 3 lety +5

      @@JP3_C6Z Nice! They deserve this

    • @sundaynightdrunk
      @sundaynightdrunk Před 3 lety +11

      Yeah, you gotta listen to your customers if you're making money. Don't remodel because all the sudden you lose your regulars and have a new crowd who's going to want craft beers and weird drinks. These old time places need to preserve the history. Although if the pizza is that good, the regulars would probably stick around anyway.

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody Před 3 lety +6

      This place is my kind of place. It reminds me of this restaurant back in Indiana where I used to get steak sandwiches and breaded tenderloins.

    • @TheTruthWholeTruthNothingButTh
      @TheTruthWholeTruthNothingButTh Před 3 lety +4

      Jon Taffer would be like "THIS IS ATROCIOUS IT LOOKS LIKE THE PROHIBITION IN HERE HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET THE YOUNGER CROWD!"

  • @tberkoff
    @tberkoff Před 3 lety +1523

    Finally. Dave acknowledges he is too harsh in his grading. This place was a 9.1.

    • @jp05598
      @jp05598 Před 3 lety +47

      I was thinking at least 8.6, there’s some football pizza that gets into the 8s!

    • @JonBonesJones84
      @JonBonesJones84 Před 3 lety +10

      What the fuck? Too harsh?! He gave nasty ass football pizzas that looked like they were great-value having ass

    • @brandonmunro1332
      @brandonmunro1332 Před 3 lety +35

      I hate how he screwed them with an 8.1 wtf

    • @danp9977
      @danp9977 Před 3 lety +24

      Whats weird is since the whole covid thing hes been both too harsh and too easy. He actually briefly sort of acknowledges it right after giving the 8., its like since covid his scale starts at 6.3 and ends at 8.5 99% of post covid scores are between 6.5 and 7.5 lol

    • @ModeratorUK
      @ModeratorUK Před 3 lety +20

      @@danp9977 to be fair most of his post covid scores have taken place in florida which is known for meth addicts, not pizza

  • @whitecoco1210
    @whitecoco1210 Před 3 lety +571

    I knew this was gonna be an 8+ when he came out of the most random door ever

    • @booch326
      @booch326 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah, right?!?

    • @IBODEGAI
      @IBODEGAI Před 3 lety +12

      Paterson is my hometown. A lot of the very old places here were just shoehorned wherever they could.

    • @booch326
      @booch326 Před 3 lety +6

      @@IBODEGAI "Shoehorned", I like that!!!

    • @keppela1
      @keppela1 Před 3 lety +1

      Right? I wonder if the pizza would get worse if they put up a sign.

    • @JordanBlockBlanco
      @JordanBlockBlanco Před 3 lety +1

      @@keppela1 lol thats the back entrance, they have a sign up front

  • @joeybader8342
    @joeybader8342 Před 3 lety +494

    Dave it’s time to drop the “rule” about not being able to change scores. Pizza is a sophisticated gem that must be treated with such fluidity and flowing energy as it provides for us. If that Pizza is truly a 9.1 then you must say that. No matter when.

    • @FoulBundy
      @FoulBundy Před 2 lety +15

      Hear, Hear!

    • @dsfgasdgqweq3456t534
      @dsfgasdgqweq3456t534 Před 2 lety +9

      Absolutely. Dave has completely lost credibility though so who cares what he says now

    • @davidhanni208
      @davidhanni208 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dsfgasdgqweq3456t534 not accurate

    • @123mcgarrigle
      @123mcgarrigle Před 2 lety

      @@davidhanni208 accurate

    • @nickmac902
      @nickmac902 Před 2 lety

      @@dsfgasdgqweq3456t534 why has he lost credibility?

  • @JP3_C6Z
    @JP3_C6Z Před 3 lety +362

    Been going here for 20 some odd years. I’m so glad he finally made it there. I’ve always said it’s truly the best pizza I’ve ever had.

    • @sethspring5609
      @sethspring5609 Před 3 lety +12

      You my man are a LUCKY Guy!! That zaaa looked amazing

    • @charleyt4965
      @charleyt4965 Před 3 lety +7

      I would be scared to see Dave review that place.....gonna be busy now!

    • @TY-ob7fz
      @TY-ob7fz Před 3 lety +11

      Know Steve almost forty years and a fun terrific guy. Patsy's, phenomenal pizza my favorite the pepperoni garlic pie burnt. Meatball spaghetti is terrific as well as many board specials. But I always hollered at Steve, why didn't you save mom's cheesecake before she passed -yeah I knew mom too and like Steve was a personality and a half. Be seeing you real soon.

    • @CreekviewLax2017
      @CreekviewLax2017 Před 3 lety +4

      How’s the pie with some topping on it ?

    • @JP3_C6Z
      @JP3_C6Z Před 3 lety

      @@TY-ob7fzthat’s awesome! I haven’t been in a few years actually. I’m paying a visit soon. I used to live 5 min away in Hawthorne. Now I’m in Kinnelon and it’s a good 30 min

  • @nickenders2215
    @nickenders2215 Před 3 lety +316

    That old picture of his grandfather behind the bar from the 30’s, then you turn around as see that very bar. Things like that are amazing and priceless. This place has so much character

    • @covcraig88
      @covcraig88 Před 3 lety +3

      Love how the 1930’s is old to Americans. Here in the UK there’s buildings everywhere that are 200+ years old.

    • @humongouschris5101
      @humongouschris5101 Před 3 lety +17

      @@covcraig88 There's old buildings in America. What he's saying is that it's rare that a restaurant keeps the same interior for almost 100 years. Restaurants are constantly destroying their history to update to more modern looks.

    • @chad_garrison1991
      @chad_garrison1991 Před 3 lety +1

      @@covcraig88 yeah unfortunately here in America, the idiots like to tear down old places and upgrade. Money makes the world go round

    • @rfwmb
      @rfwmb Před 3 lety +1

      @@covcraig88 restaurants change hands often. It’s very special when a place has been around for 80+ years. It’s a way of life

    • @bustagroovy74
      @bustagroovy74 Před 3 lety

      I'm in Australia and can show you a McDonald's from the 1970s!!

  • @Stavj016
    @Stavj016 Před 3 lety +123

    Thank you for giving these guys recognition. It was the last place I had pizza with my pop. Can’t wait to get back there.

  • @WRlGHTlNG
    @WRlGHTlNG Před 11 měsíci +24

    The cut to Dave and the owner eating together at the table is just so genuine. Dave does it for the love of the game. Respect.

  • @jackhammer7776
    @jackhammer7776 Před 3 lety +306

    Prez is worth over 300 million. But at 6: 54 when he got that free sweatshirt his smile and his eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas.

    • @MrYellowClyde
      @MrYellowClyde Před 3 lety +11

      That’s how you stay rich.

    • @NameBrandArtist
      @NameBrandArtist Před 3 lety +8

      He payed

    • @jagermorancy
      @jagermorancy Před 3 lety +8

      @@NameBrandArtist yeah there is no way he would take it for free.

    • @pizzaearthpancakesandother2549
      @pizzaearthpancakesandother2549 Před 3 lety +10

      Kid on -Christmas- _Hanukah_

    • @joebarra1010
      @joebarra1010 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jagermorancy you are right, but for how much he has, it's the same thing. I just think he really liked the sweater and was happy to support them.

  • @finders-keepers1518
    @finders-keepers1518 Před 3 lety +548

    One of the most down to Earth owners I've seen yet.

    • @MrNerdtronics
      @MrNerdtronics Před 3 lety +1

      Everybody knows the rules.

    • @johnnydeleon8210
      @johnnydeleon8210 Před 3 lety +4

      When he talked about remodeling I was losing it. This dude could pay an admissions fee just to tour the place

    • @thatguy088
      @thatguy088 Před 3 lety +1

      this place was also showed in the pizza show series on the nj episode

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody Před 3 lety +4

      great folks. People like this have been hurt by the shut downs. Many of them have lost their businesses.

    • @donadelucci3358
      @donadelucci3358 Před 3 lety +1

      Thats my uncle Steve and aunt Jill

  • @jimduggan8962
    @jimduggan8962 Před 3 lety +32

    I just called them and there's a 3 1/2 hour wait time. They're getting slammed with callers. The line was busy and then I got through. And I think they only just opened a half hour or hour ago.

  • @wjlintz
    @wjlintz Před 2 lety +50

    Do a second review. Give it a 9.1. Your integrity remains intact.
    The good people at Patsy's deserve it.

  • @davetremaine9763
    @davetremaine9763 Před 3 lety +231

    3:24 absolute pro move

    • @jd-fm3uk
      @jd-fm3uk Před 3 lety +10

      3:27 ah yes, the monster snort n' shovel - a classic.

    • @bogey3170
      @bogey3170 Před 3 lety +3

      Legendary, no mess, no burn. all bite drop and slurp

    • @Dukes_100
      @Dukes_100 Před 3 lety +2

      Tremendous

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine Před 3 lety +2

      Facts

    • @grom10
      @grom10 Před 3 lety +3

      Phenomenal save

  • @ontheup1
    @ontheup1 Před 3 lety +829

    Im guessing Patsy's Gonna get a whole lot busier .....

    • @loudmouf9246
      @loudmouf9246 Před 3 lety +55

      Pasty’s about to be flooded

    • @ModeratorUK
      @ModeratorUK Před 3 lety +109

      They just switched to reservations mandatory in the past hour, it's begun

    • @_TheDragonReborn_
      @_TheDragonReborn_ Před 3 lety +64

      One of my favorite things about these pizza reviews is the money generated for good pizza joints when they get that 8+

    • @TrumpDesantis-zm3kg
      @TrumpDesantis-zm3kg Před 3 lety +7

      quality might go down in the process

    • @andrewwoodworth3168
      @andrewwoodworth3168 Před 3 lety +66

      @@TrumpDesantis-zm3kg that dude isn't going to change a thing, that's a man that takes pride in his business and in his food.

  • @David-mq3wi
    @David-mq3wi Před 3 lety +69

    Davey Pageviews is a bajillionaire now, and he’s still out here grinding and growing his brand like he has something to prove. Incredible.

    • @griffin3840
      @griffin3840 Před 2 lety +3

      Davey pageviews is the name of his show. His name is Dave portnoy. That’s like if you took Jimmy Fallon, and said “the tonight show is a billionaire now” 😂😂

  • @tejasn3835
    @tejasn3835 Před 3 lety +89

    Everybody knows Frankie should have shown one more animation with 8̶.̶1̶ 9.1 when Dave corrected the score.

  • @Silverpaste
    @Silverpaste Před 3 lety +223

    Prez said wow, unique and divine on the same pizza and still gave it an 8.2 on his first impression. Good to see he stood up for his mistake.

    • @jared_quackenbush
      @jared_quackenbush Před 3 lety +11

      Right haha as soon as he said Divine. I’m like 8.7 -8.9 the he drops a 8.2 😂

    • @mikeokeefe4333
      @mikeokeefe4333 Před 3 lety +7

      He’s the worst. He thinks he’s the pizza god. I had the same thought. How do you describe something like that and give it an 8.2. That’s like giving it a B-

  • @mikemendoza6445
    @mikemendoza6445 Před 3 lety +558

    10 minute video you know it’s gonna be good everybody knows the rules

    • @joshuachervenko2573
      @joshuachervenko2573 Před 3 lety +2

      Dave ate a bunch of Adderall today 10 minute interview high score cause he smoked awesome weed

    • @mikeloomis2091
      @mikeloomis2091 Před 3 lety +1

      @@joshuachervenko2573 Maybe its the WEED that got a 9.1

    • @AC-pj2sl
      @AC-pj2sl Před 3 lety +1

      Yup

    • @tartuffethespry
      @tartuffethespry Před 3 lety +1

      Low score videos are always right at 3 min lol

  • @bradhardisty1652
    @bradhardisty1652 Před 3 lety +74

    Every few years, we lose these generational root G.O.A.T joints. Let's light this place, make it world famous.

    • @jaken.6112
      @jaken.6112 Před 3 lety +8

      agree, great news, place has been packed non stop since this video

    • @booch326
      @booch326 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jaken.6112 That's so great to hear!!!

    • @IBODEGAI
      @IBODEGAI Před 3 lety +2

      It’s legendary pizza. Dave did get it wrong. Long live Patsy’s.

  • @joesharbono
    @joesharbono Před 3 lety +1604

    I know this is ridiculous, but when Dave said this is a 9.1, I got chills

    • @emac4794
      @emac4794 Před 3 lety +38

      Ha! Me too! I think I've watched too many pizza reviews 🤣

    • @johnnydeleon8210
      @johnnydeleon8210 Před 3 lety +44

      Watching so many of these I get it pretty close when he calls it and I called it and 8.7 when he said 8.3 I was like bro that shit was too diffwrent for that low that crust alone was worth an 8.1 had that detroit rising style but staying thin flakey and crispy, never seen anything like that before

    • @josephgrizzly9634
      @josephgrizzly9634 Před 3 lety +28

      8.2 Everybody knows the rules

    • @profoundwanderer1441
      @profoundwanderer1441 Před 3 lety +18

      All us weirdo's did.
      😂

    • @facemaskfrank2726
      @facemaskfrank2726 Před 3 lety +13

      CHILLS FRANKY

  • @ryanquigley3830
    @ryanquigley3830 Před 3 lety +417

    Patsy’s is such an elite name for a local pizza joint.

  • @WordToMomsYo
    @WordToMomsYo Před rokem +5

    This is a local joint for me, and I feel very lucky to be able to drop by and enjoy one of their pies whenever I'm in the mood. Along with Pizza Town (Elmwood Park) and Bruno's (Clifton), Patsy's is yet another establishment that helps identify this region as a hot spot of pizza history and culture. I don't feel I'm exaggerating (though I'm admittedly rather biased -- but who cares) when I say this area of northern NJ really is blessed with some of the best pizza in the country.

  • @wakajawaka76
    @wakajawaka76 Před 3 lety +20

    Those seem like great owners, the place looks awesome, and looks flush with American history. The pic of the guy's Grandpa at the same bar after prohibition.. so awesome! Love hearing that people say the consistency and quality of their pies is and has been the same for decades. Best to Patsy's Tavern and Restaurant!

  • @andrew9145
    @andrew9145 Před 3 lety +158

    This kinda review is what we live for.... everybody knows the rules, this place is legendary

  • @tank2837
    @tank2837 Před 3 lety +58

    Cut to Davy eating pizza with the owner like he’s been going there for 20 years hahahaha 6:55

  • @jakedettman1869
    @jakedettman1869 Před 3 lety +36

    I’ve never wanted a pizza that he’s eating on here as much as this one off sound of the crunch alone.

  • @DownSouth954
    @DownSouth954 Před 3 lety +50

    This place definitely gives off 9.0+ vibes from looks alone. I love the fact they haven't renovated the dining area

    • @ohger1
      @ohger1 Před 3 lety +4

      Years ago, there was a place in North Conway NH known for their lasagna. The place was a "dump" (it wasn't, just never remodeled since the early 50s) but everyone loved it. It was a bit dark and full of old wood floors and booths. Sometime in the early 80s, they gutted and remodeled it and it looked like a crappy high school cafeteria. I think within a couple of years they were out of business. Ambiance is important in the sit down restaurant biz.

    • @DownSouth954
      @DownSouth954 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ohger1 reminds me of a local spot here in south FL that AL Capone used to frequent in the late 20's ...the bar hasn't changed much since the 40's. You're right ambiance is everything

  • @christophers.4007
    @christophers.4007 Před 3 lety +130

    Change the score to 9.1, there's a first time for everything, everybody knows the rules.

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 Před 3 lety +2

      seriously he needs to just do it

    • @megyskermike
      @megyskermike Před 3 lety +2

      Really arbitrary/silly rule, grow as a reviewer don't shrink.

    • @RightOnJonCrane
      @RightOnJonCrane Před 3 lety

      The score has been changed before

  • @MaikNL
    @MaikNL Před 3 lety +391

    "Portnoy is in Jersey" This man has become some kind of mythic beast

    • @jordansmith9743
      @jordansmith9743 Před 3 lety +10

      Flying texting the mayuh.

    • @jawteeth5625
      @jawteeth5625 Před 3 lety +5

      Dave is a enigma!

    • @dh-uo4lt
      @dh-uo4lt Před 3 lety +2

      I had no idea they made men's jeans that are so tight.

    • @joshcomune
      @joshcomune Před 3 lety +1

      Facts 😭 but you can’t even cap you’d be shook if you saw this man in real life

    • @itiswhatis5656
      @itiswhatis5656 Před 3 lety

      @@joshcomune im curious in your grammar does cap have the same meaning as front.

  • @xxxxrock32xxxx
    @xxxxrock32xxxx Před 3 lety +4

    I love this style of review. Dave made those people feel so good just talking to them. Made me feel good too. Thanks Dave!

  • @timokeefe2126
    @timokeefe2126 Před 3 lety +4

    We used to go there when Marilyn owned it, that’s her son. Patsy’s was one of my dads spots and he’d always bring a pie home to get himself out of trouble for having a few after work. Then when I grew up my firehouse that I worked at was down the street and we used to order quite often. Glad to see still making a great pie.

  • @Garrzilla
    @Garrzilla Před 3 lety +84

    We're never seeing another 9, everybody knows the rules.

  • @Goblue-rm8ny
    @Goblue-rm8ny Před 3 lety +122

    One of the best parts about dave is he always stays the common man. Always willing to talk to strangers like they are on the exact same pedestal as him. Love how he is always willing to talk to everyone

    • @joesmanifesto730
      @joesmanifesto730 Před 3 lety

      Facts

    • @popthetrunkk6500
      @popthetrunkk6500 Před 2 lety +3

      Why should having money change how you should treat people?

    • @beastasfiist
      @beastasfiist Před 2 lety

      @@popthetrunkk6500 Nobody said anything about money

    • @BlackPanther-ht9fb
      @BlackPanther-ht9fb Před 2 lety +1

      pedestal?

    • @markvngnz_894
      @markvngnz_894 Před 2 lety +2

      Walked past him in the city about a year ago said YO PREZ and he stopped what he was doing mid walking somewhere just to say hi. Dude is chill asf

  • @chad_garrison1991
    @chad_garrison1991 Před 3 lety +4

    He’s bout to get real busy and I couldn’t be happier for a guy like him. Just a genuine good person.
    Also, you know it’s gonna be a good review when the video is longer. Short 2-3 min ones are bad scores. Always happens.

    • @bamnjphoto
      @bamnjphoto Před 3 lety +1

      2 hour wait times now for a take out pizza, and now you need reservations to dine in.

  • @Theirishcannoli
    @Theirishcannoli Před 3 lety +5

    I went to this place for my birthday. This was the best pizza I ever had, hands down. I was in shock by how good it was and I've tried most of the famous places in NY/NJ

  • @linosaavedra1410
    @linosaavedra1410 Před 3 lety +223

    One pair of skinny jeans, everyone knows those stairs were a struggle

    • @owatajrkiam
      @owatajrkiam Před 3 lety +2

      If i ate that amount of Cheese as Dave does in one year.....my Roids would make it a struggle up those stairs!!!!

    • @JA-wb5my
      @JA-wb5my Před 3 lety

      😂

    • @DROOPDAWGYDAWG
      @DROOPDAWGYDAWG Před 3 lety

      LOL

    • @JP-qq2kn
      @JP-qq2kn Před 3 lety

      Thought that same thing lol!

  • @Rosstacular
    @Rosstacular Před 3 lety +34

    I like these type of videos a lot more, spending quality time with the owners and learning about their history

  • @BrianFrenchinternet-marketing

    Great review Dave.... so respectful to stay a while and chat... you are a class act !

  • @jordansmith9743
    @jordansmith9743 Před 3 lety +3

    This is honestly one of the best reviews. Prez comes to town and the Mayor has to stop by. What a guy.

  • @sweetlucky9147
    @sweetlucky9147 Před 3 lety +83

    I love how the mayor has a mayor voice that you would hear in movies

  • @ryans4088
    @ryans4088 Před 3 lety +59

    Unofficial 9! Nice!

  • @declanedwards5118
    @declanedwards5118 Před 3 lety +1

    i love the classic sit down talks,so wholesome

  • @dougpotosky4102
    @dougpotosky4102 Před 3 lety +6

    Paterson! I was born there. Most of my family grew up in Paterson. My aunt Sadie& Ruby had the little dinner in downtown. My grandfather Bill Cohen had the gas station. He had to ration gas during WW2 for the truckers. Lots of memories. I live in Massachusetts now. I miss the pizza in N.J. and N.Y. They dont know how to make great pizza around here! Ok! My family said. Patsy's. Great! Been there for ever.

    • @thisisrivera1
      @thisisrivera1 Před 3 lety +1

      What was the name of the diner?

    • @dougpotosky4102
      @dougpotosky4102 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thisisrivera1 Sorry! The dinner was in downtown Paterson. Right on main street. Maybe Saddies? Everyone knew her and Ruby. He was even a boxer for a while. I will ask family and get back to you again.

    • @dougpotosky4102
      @dougpotosky4102 Před 3 lety

      Now I find out you can find great pizza around Boston. I know in Western Massachusetts nothing good!

    • @dougpotosky4102
      @dougpotosky4102 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thisisrivera1 Ok! They think Ruby's!

    • @thisisrivera1
      @thisisrivera1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dougpotosky4102 Yeah, that's it. Me and my mother used to frequent this diner back in the days. Have some good memories there.👍

  • @adamd416
    @adamd416 Před 3 lety +48

    Holy shit 9.1 that’s insane

  • @TylerSinden
    @TylerSinden Před 3 lety +426

    My anxiety goes through the roof when he picks up a slice and keeps talking while cheese is about to fall off.

  • @jaredjroc5139
    @jaredjroc5139 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolutely the best review, so genuine and wholesome. Old school is the way to go.

  • @OrangeJuiceOctopus
    @OrangeJuiceOctopus Před 6 měsíci

    Real Honest Humble Working Man this is awesome to see . Thank you Dave for helping the little guys and gals . Hard work is what it’s honestly about. Not who you know or and all that BS. Work Hard and Love what you do !!!

  • @ZeroHez
    @ZeroHez Před 3 lety +83

    by his reaction you'd think it'd be in the 9s lmao

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange Před 3 lety +6

      Prez f’ed up!

    • @xtonedog1
      @xtonedog1 Před 3 lety +21

      Yeah he gave it a 9.1 at the end of the review in case you missed it. He said he screwed up

    • @marksommers4179
      @marksommers4179 Před 3 lety +8

      He's awful with his scoring. He treats 8's like 9's now. Barely ever anything out of the 7's unless its terrible then he'll go to 6's. He'll be like "This is as good as any pizza I've ever had.... 7.8 that's a review."

    • @tchombre1992
      @tchombre1992 Před 3 lety +1

      @@marksommers4179 well because of the app, I think he does places with good reviews now (7+). Back in the day he would just go anywhere and find out if it was good or not. Thats why I think the scores are always in the 7's. Also, he's always been super stingy with 8's and only given out a couple 9's.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange Před 3 lety

      @@xtonedog1 No he didn’t. He said he _wishes_ he did, and that it deserved it, but there’s no going back and changing the score... that’s the rules!

  • @snipz127
    @snipz127 Před 3 lety +10

    The reviews that include the history around the pizzeria and the owner are just timeless. I love these

  • @davelinn6164
    @davelinn6164 Před 3 lety

    Dave, good to see how you show such interest in these small pizza places! Very cool, you can tell the owners totally appreciate what you do. Again, you're making me hungry! ✌brother

  • @1Nevergone
    @1Nevergone Před 3 lety +9

    Dave, it's your show, you make the rules! Just like "one bite" isn't really one bite, you can change the score IF it truly warrants it and this place DEFINATELY warranted it!! 9.1 all day!

  • @devonsalome5476
    @devonsalome5476 Před 3 lety +38

    Congrats Patsy, you just won the lottery, you got an 8+.. you guys won't be able to keep up!! after watching until the end.. congrats you really hit a 9+ lol

    • @COALEDasICE
      @COALEDasICE Před 3 lety +1

      I was guessing 9.1 on his reaction l. Was surprised with 8.2

    • @PROD.MONKSS
      @PROD.MONKSS Před 3 lety

      @@COALEDasICE watch 9:35

    • @devonsalome5476
      @devonsalome5476 Před 3 lety

      @@COALEDasICE I was thinking 8.8 minimum..

  • @chadpetersen9413
    @chadpetersen9413 Před 3 lety +17

    I love when he finds a place so good he has to meet the owners and learn the history. Dave is the best!

  • @TheScyy
    @TheScyy Před 3 lety +2

    You can hear every single crunch. That pizza looks fucking amazing.

  • @amaiorano67
    @amaiorano67 Před 3 lety +8

    I think jersey has taken over the pizza game lol

  • @Rodzilagunz
    @Rodzilagunz Před 3 lety +130

    I'm always happy when Dave finds a pizza he likes. His reaction i guessed 8.8

    • @modest_mind2526
      @modest_mind2526 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, he ate the whole freaking slice. He needs to go back to his high scores and re-score.

    • @jeffreyanthony5652
      @jeffreyanthony5652 Před 3 lety

      definetly the best reviews

    • @supanami2603
      @supanami2603 Před 3 lety +2

      Shiiiiiit, you do that tooo my dooood!!! I was guessing that he would guess like an 8.6 for sure!! Every time he would bite into that crust I was like, 8.2 no, no 8.3 ....

    • @dooberss385
      @dooberss385 Před 3 lety

      I always love to try to guess too. I knew this was gonna be high. I thought 8.6. Surprised he went to 8.1 but after watching the entire thing I wish so bad he woulda said 9.1 originally!!

    • @billyboblillybob344
      @billyboblillybob344 Před 3 lety +3

      When he said it was "magical" I immediately thought it would flirt with 9.0. I guessed 8.7 off the cuff and was wondering why he only went 8.1. Glad I watched it all the way through...

  • @ZackMorris1
    @ZackMorris1 Před 3 lety +20

    Well this place is about to have lines out the door, never seen Dave so genuinely impressed by a pizza and after the rare tour, even more impressed. Prepare for the stoolie mob, this place gonna be swamped!

  • @gregnewman2512
    @gregnewman2512 Před rokem +3

    I can tell that if this very same pizza was made in New Haven it would have scored higher.
    Plus, this is the coolest, most old school, comfortable looking joint ive ever seen on this channel.
    Dave's become the pizza equivelent of a wine or jazz snob.

  • @marcrapp4004
    @marcrapp4004 Před 3 lety

    AWESOME REVIEW DAVE. YOU DESERVE THE KEY TO EVERY CITY YOU VISIT. YOU ARE A BALLER.

  • @J.Artan6
    @J.Artan6 Před 3 lety +39

    You know you’re in Patterson when you hear electrical humming and dogs barking.

    • @sidehustletips
      @sidehustletips Před 3 lety +6

      I'm scared for everyone driving there to get a slice. Paterson is a hellhole.

    • @Kukamunga30
      @Kukamunga30 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sidehustletips you’ll be fine. If I grew up there and never had trouble anyone can

    • @thisisrivera1
      @thisisrivera1 Před 3 lety +2

      And gunshots 😅

    • @THEBADASSEMO360
      @THEBADASSEMO360 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Kukamunga30 you were the lucky few I guess. I've lived on Rosa Parks St and every week somebody is dying, getting mugged, or selling crack somewhere. I had a guy got shot and died on my front porch holding a crackpipe in his hand. Im glad I moved outta there. I miss the pizza tho lol.

    • @THEBADASSEMO360
      @THEBADASSEMO360 Před 3 lety +1

      And also Torpedo Base Sandwiches. That was the bomb!

  • @tejoner3518
    @tejoner3518 Před 3 lety +61

    “Now Ya’s can’t leave” - Mayor of Paterson

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 Před 3 lety +4

      "He doesn't seem that busy" - Dave on the Mayor of Paterson
      lmao

  • @leazyfpv5521
    @leazyfpv5521 Před 3 lety

    What an awesome review. Can't wait to try this place out some time!

  • @jt-qs5en
    @jt-qs5en Před 3 lety +2

    This is one of the few places where I really want to go have a pizza from. Nice review!

  • @radiumrickshaw9920
    @radiumrickshaw9920 Před 3 lety +7

    A freakin 9.1??? We're driving up from Maryland for that. Thanks Dave and Crew!

  • @pabst25
    @pabst25 Před 3 lety +38

    Been a long time since a pizza has had that level of crisp, 3 minutes in and I'm expecting 8 territory

    • @shmosel_
      @shmosel_ Před 3 lety +3

      I was expecting a high 8. He's off his game.

    • @Daniel_H_Rich
      @Daniel_H_Rich Před 3 lety +1

      Same after that first crunch

    • @tchombre1992
      @tchombre1992 Před 3 lety +7

      @@shmosel_ he said he fucked it up at the end of the video though. He said that's 9.1 level pizza.

    • @avi8873
      @avi8873 Před 3 lety +1

      Needed to be able to like more than once, you had no idea what you were about to see

  • @robertrtirav3017
    @robertrtirav3017 Před 2 lety +1

    I love it when Dave said "The Mayor doesn't seem to be very busy".

  • @caleccopest
    @caleccopest Před rokem

    THIS WAS MY FOVORITE REVIEW THAT YOU DID DAVE!

  • @TheDoctorDonut85
    @TheDoctorDonut85 Před 3 lety +177

    jeans getting tighter every episode, everyone knows the rules.

    • @TVCJE93
      @TVCJE93 Před 3 lety +5

      Hi and tight for the barstool mommies

    • @J.Artan6
      @J.Artan6 Před 3 lety +3

      Here’s the deal man...he’s gonna get a lease and a key to this place.

    • @str8cash113
      @str8cash113 Před 3 lety +4

      No chomos in here 👍

    • @mateosmithy5668
      @mateosmithy5668 Před 3 lety

      Except his balls... poor balls.

    • @imlost19
      @imlost19 Před 3 lety

      i was waiting for frankie to zoom in. Cmon frankie, you know you wanted to do it! 4:18

  • @dex4308
    @dex4308 Před 3 lety +18

    Re- do the review another day and give these folks the 9.1. The crisp and cheese presentation on that pizza was 🔥🔥🔥.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange Před 3 lety

      Excellent idea, I hope he thinks of that!

    • @TOPGUNm777
      @TOPGUNm777 Před 2 lety

      I feel like if it’s not brick oven yet hits all of Dave’s other marks, it won’t be in the 9’s

  • @frankvigilante3423
    @frankvigilante3423 Před 3 lety +1

    That was fantastic.Grew up in those type of places,you can feel the warmth.I AM DEFINITELY TRYING PATSY’s !!!

  • @kenkudsin4489
    @kenkudsin4489 Před 3 lety

    Man..what a review! Putting this on our bucket list!

  • @nicolebusse5734
    @nicolebusse5734 Před 3 lety +11

    Buddy, you’d better get baking...you’re about to be very fucking busy!

  • @MikeyearOne
    @MikeyearOne Před 3 lety +19

    9.1 pizza review. Here's the key to the city, everyone knows the rules.

  • @Drusymom
    @Drusymom Před 3 lety

    Enjoyed every second of this video.

  • @ask230
    @ask230 Před rokem +3

    Ah the mayor. And 3 hours later, still the mayor.

  • @ironeagle22a
    @ironeagle22a Před 3 lety +3

    Smiling the whole time. This was a great review dave. Live from Jersey cheers!!

  • @joemckim1183
    @joemckim1183 Před 3 lety +23

    The entrance to this pizza place just looks like some random door of some random building in some alley.

  • @juanjomms2770
    @juanjomms2770 Před rokem

    This is one of my fav episodes of all his pizza reviews

  • @gordonhart1547
    @gordonhart1547 Před 3 lety +2

    This may be one of the best reviews 👌 wish I could try that pizza!

  • @DjLockard
    @DjLockard Před 3 lety +32

    The Mayor is working, you promoting his city is in his best interest. Also probably some cash back to the family with Davey Pageviews at his side.

  • @chakadoo
    @chakadoo Před 3 lety +52

    One dirty back alley, everyone knows there are bodies in them barrels.

    • @SnowManson
      @SnowManson Před 3 lety +1

      What was going on there, was that the back or the front? What a scene.

    • @acidfruitloops
      @acidfruitloops Před 3 lety +2

      @@bloatedsodium7301 I was in high school late 2000s and went on multiple mission trips to Juarez through El paso from htown. Wild time to be there.

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z Před 3 lety +2

      @@acidfruitloops- back in the early 90's (when juarez was much safer), i went on many mission trips to juarez; on a mission for hookers, drugs and debauchery...good times...

    • @acidfruitloops
      @acidfruitloops Před 3 lety

      @@z-z-z-z I've heard stories of tales from Juarez and down south across in matamoros. Probably a good thing that was before I was of any passable age.

    • @ohger1
      @ohger1 Před 3 lety +1

      Thumbs up for the proper use of "them", although "them there barrels" would have been a bit better..

  • @odgreentac
    @odgreentac Před 3 lety +2

    When the review is longer than 5 minutes you know it’s going to be good!

  • @giusepperesponte8077
    @giusepperesponte8077 Před 2 lety +3

    8.2 is low for this, they deserved an 8.6 easy, it’s the best pizza I’ve ever had, granted I haven’t had as many as Dave and I haven’t done a lot of eating in New York but still I think it deserves a higher score. For my taste it’s a 9.1, maybe a 8.9 on a bad day. It’s got a good helping of high quality cheese, good sauce, the best crust I’ve ever had by a mile, and it’s cooked to perfection. Just a tremendous slice all around, bravo to the guys over there at patsy’s tavern and restaurant
    Edit: wow I just got to the end of the review and saw he changed his score to an 8.9 or 9.1, what a coincidence. Also, I don’t care if he wants to say he can’t change the score on a technicality, he changed it whether he wants to admit it or not, as he should. Keeping it at 8.2 is bad for his reputation, like he said, if patsy’s isn’t a 9, nobody is

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. Před 3 lety +62

    "This place has fake reviews, everybody knows the rules, so.....I'll meet you there!"
    - Mayor of Paterson

  • @rand0m0nium
    @rand0m0nium Před 3 lety +23

    Cash only, everyone knows it's going to be spectacular pizza

  • @felixerazo9800
    @felixerazo9800 Před 3 lety +3

    I worked there in high school 1989-1990. Marlyn, Stevie, and Big Gary...Old School Italians!

    • @donadelucci3358
      @donadelucci3358 Před 3 lety

      My dads gary lmao, ill ask him about you

    • @ruthcallari3327
      @ruthcallari3327 Před 2 lety

      Hi Don. How old are you?
      I remember your dad Gary. How is he doing?

  • @bigjoe8240
    @bigjoe8240 Před 3 lety +1

    Love Patsy’s, reminds me of the bars growing up on the Southside of Pittsburgh. One of your best reviews in my book so far.

  • @jakelawless6286
    @jakelawless6286 Před 3 lety +11

    10 minute review = automatically going to be a good one

  • @russtgoldstein
    @russtgoldstein Před 3 lety +26

    One Patsy everyone knows Oswald didn't act alone.

    • @Dirt_Merchant
      @Dirt_Merchant Před 3 lety +3

      One Patsy everyone knows Jack Ruby got paid DUCKETS to kill Oswald.

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 Před 3 lety +1

      Ted Cruz's father was involved, everyone knows it

  • @markstack1783
    @markstack1783 Před rokem +1

    For me Patsy’s is the quintessential pizza place. Atmosphere, great people, and unbelievable pizza. I’m in the west and would die to have a place near me like Patsy’s. Lucky people.

  • @bsame
    @bsame Před rokem

    My favorite review. Amazing stuff

  • @mitchp30
    @mitchp30 Před 3 lety +23

    One building about to collapse, everyone knows the rules

  • @ras6016
    @ras6016 Před 3 lety +13

    As far as I'm concerned it's a 9.1.

  • @thomasromero7545
    @thomasromero7545 Před 3 lety +1

    Very cool episode, so genuine.

  • @RandemNJ
    @RandemNJ Před 3 lety +2

    I live nearby this place and actually discovered it a few years back from looking through some Google reviews for some different spots to order from. After my 1st time eating their pizza, I can confirm that it is worth trying.

  • @mikeg7394
    @mikeg7394 Před 3 lety +5

    Paterson has AMAZING history!! What a town!!!

  • @mcgirtICreality
    @mcgirtICreality Před 3 lety +11

    HO LY! PORTNOY SAYS 9+? GUESS I'M DRIVING FROM NC TO NJ FOR A PIE!

  • @MDP673NJ1
    @MDP673NJ1 Před 3 lety +1

    I think this is one of you're best reviews and reaction

  • @kd9419
    @kd9419 Před 3 lety

    I love when you give a place huge props.